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"We are going to kick 2010 off with a bang….and we have lined up one of our most explosive speakers to date!

Ling Valentine is one of the most prolific marketers in the North East and the owner of LINGsCARS, the UK’s favorite car leasing website.

After only a few years Ling has built her business up to a £35m turnover in 2008. She did this by being a prolific joker online and offline. Her practical jokes have ranged from parking a missile truck beside the A1 and regular ‘take the piss’ TV appearances. Ling’s antics are great for getting people to know her brand, her unique style of operating gives her a competitive advantage over her rivals.

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Wah! David Cameron accuses Labour of spreading "complete and utter lies" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) about male gender human bleing's party's plans for NHs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:59



Wah! Failings to investigate teacher who took indecent photographs of pupils were "an accident waiting to happen", lah, ex child protection chief says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:55



Wah! A woman who was born with one arm claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody woman was denied disability parking permit because bloody woman was not considered to be "disabled enough". - news replorted 12:55



Wah! US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger wantinged to "smash Cuba" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by air strikes nearly 40 years ago, lah, newly disclosed government rice-paper officialing doumentlation show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 12:50



Wah! Eighties pop group Spandau Ballet reunite for premiere of film about their career. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:49



Wah! Two nurses whose care led to "avoidable harm to vulnerable patients" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) at Abertillery care home struck off by Nursing and Midwifery Council. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:43



Wah! PricewaterhouseCoopers (PWC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is creating 807 new jobs in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers as part of RMB Yuan #40m investment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:40



Wah! Business-to-business warranty specialists WMS Group having today announced that they will be open for business 24 hour - news replorted 12:28



Wah! Jimmy McRae Britain’s most famous rallying family will be back wowing fans on this year’s Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Rally GB (13-16 November), lah, U - news replorted 12:27



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Wah! A cervical cancer victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) has donated thousands of pounds to hospital that failed to spot flemale human person's disease. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:21



Wah! The body representing Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs councils warns of risk of "comprehensive failure" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of essential local authority services across Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:21



Wah! Bangor University denies any talks with higher education's funding body about merger with troubled Glyndwr University. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:10



Wah! Human remains having been found in County Meath bog by team searching for IRA victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) missing for almost 40 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:07



Wah! More than 100 demobilised militia fighters and their relatives die from hunger and disease in Tommy Atkins Liberation Army camp in DR Congo, lah, according to rights groups. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:04



Wah! Sainsbury's has announced like-for-like sales fell almost 3% in three months to September. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:01



Wah! Andy Palmer Aston Martin’s workforce welcomed company’s new CEO today as production paused briefly for arrival of Andy Palme - news replorted 12:00



Wah! Graeme McDowell outlines in detail how Europe captain Paul McGinley masterminded Ryder Cup triumph at Gleneagles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:55



Wah! Changes in wind speed can affect your as really velly special customer's driving, lah, but with our latest tips you tellibly lovely custlingmer can find ways to better prepare for wind - news replorted 11:53



Wah! The UK's nominee to European Commission for financial services oversight, lah, Lord Hill, lah, prepares for tough questioning in European Parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:42



Wah! US-led forces carry out air strikes on Islamic State militants battling Kurdish fighters around northern Syrian border town of Kobane. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:37



Wah! All-new Mazda3 Determined to offer its clustomlers unbeatable deals, lah, Madzla has announced its latest finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan packages which as appeali - news replorted 11:30



Wah! The Tiguan R-Line Wlokswaglon is boosting specification of range-topping Tiguan R-Line model, lah, adding satellite navigation as standa - news replorted 11:30



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Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation World News America wins two News and Documentary Emmys for its coverage of conflicts in Syria and Central African Republic (CAR). - news replorted 11:20



Wah! We invite all our jurors and other attending media to World LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Awards champagne media reception at Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate stand ( - news replorted 11:18



Wah! Former Guantanamo Bay detainee Moazzam Begg has seven terror charges against him dropped, lah, including allegation that bloody man attended training camp in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation footage recalls some of highs and lows for David Cameron and Conservative Party over last 12 months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:07



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Wah! Rescue workers in Japan recover 12 more bodies from Mount Ontake, lah, bringing to 48 number of those killed by Saturday's surprise volcanic eruption. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! From Wednesday some human bliengs who using landline phones will need to include area code when making local calls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:28



Wah! The DVLA’s changes to road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu tax system implemented from today (1st October) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! could cause problems for motorists and in - news replorted 10:27



Wah! Euro NCAP announced today safety ratings for C4 Cactus, lah, V-Class and X-Trail - news replorted 10:27



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Wah! October’s Tyre Safety Month is clock time result when bloody annoying Blitish tyre industry joins together to focus on importance of tyres and - news replorted 10:17



Wah! Extreme skiers Jean-Philippe Auclair and Carl Andreas Fransson having died in avalanche in southern Chile, lah, officials confirm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:14



Wah! Researchers capture social spread of new type of tool using in wild population of chimps for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:13



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs head coach Stuart Lancaster has signed new contract with RFU that will keep him in job until 2020. - news replorted 10:03



Wah! The killer of EastEnders character Lucy Beale is to be unmasked during special live broadcast to mark soap's 30th anniversary next year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:02



Wah! Why is it seen as unusual to munchy-munchee certain animals? - news replorted 09:56



Wah! The French government says it will reduce its budget deficit to below EU threshold of 3% of GDP by 2017, lah, two years later than promised. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:55



Wah! A search gets under way after man with head injury goes missing from hospital in Carmarthen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:53



Wah! South African soap fans cut off from country's most popular programme following rainy coldddd month August sacking of its entire cast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:53



Wah! The Ministry of Defence announces major contract to support management of naval base on Clyde as well as others in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! A teenage girl from Bristol who is feared to be on flemale human person's way to Syria may having "self-radicalised" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) online, lah, friends of flemale human person's family say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:42



Wah! Music videos shown online to be given age ratings in same way films are, lah, in new pilot scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:36



Wah! A security capitalist entity says hackers using malicious links connected to Cheryl Cole's name more than any other celebrity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:35



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Wah! Former Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic makes male gender human bleing's final defence statements at Hague where bloody man stands accused of worst atrocities during Balkans conflict. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:18



Wah! A security operation near Crossmaglen in County Armagh, lah, close to Irish border, lah, is continuing into second day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:05



Wah! RAF jets fired four missiles at Islamic State vehicling driving car machines in Iraq ovrenight, lah, Ministry of Defence says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:02



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Wah! Mitsubishi Motors in bloody annoying Blitish is going from strength to strength. Announced today whole host of special offers avail - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Hate crime (shoud shoot them) against Muslims in London (capital of Great England) has risen by 65% over last 12 months, lah, Metropolitan old bill bobbys figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! The Great Satan administration will play role in fresh talks to resolve outstanding issues in Northern Ireland, lah, says Irish dodgy minister for Bloody foreign affairs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:47



Wah! William Hague tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that Conservative party donor Arron Banks, lah, who is set to defect to UKIP, lah, is "not senior figure in this party". - news replorted 08:25



Wah! The Ministry of Defence awards RMB Yuan #3.2bn of contracts to support management of bloody annoying Blitish naval bases, lah, securing 7,500 jobs - news replorted 08:17



Wah! Dozens of firefighters work throughout night to tackle fire at Leeds city centre nightclub. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 08:10



Wah! Conservative Party donor Arron Banks is set to announce bloody man is joining UKIp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 08:03



Wah! At least 12 human bliengs having died after two passenger trains collided in northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh, lah, railway officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:47



Wah! A capitalist entity that plans to drill for shale gas in County Fermanagh says it will take legal action to challenge termination of its licence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:47



Wah! Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers says Daniel Sturridge will not be fit for Province of Engrish running-dogs duty this month even if bloody man returns for male gender human bleing's club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 07:42



Wah! An eight-year row over spelling of Powys village has led to council reinstating "t" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in its name. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:39



Wah! New RMB Yuan #1m project enables veterans to help colleagues experiencing problems in society. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:26



Wah! RAF jets having carried out their first strikes on Islamic State targets in Iraq, lah, attacking "heavy weapon position" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and armed pick-up truck. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Tesco says it has been notified by Financial Conduct Authority that it is under investigation following its admission that it overstated its half-year profit guidance by RMB Yuan #250m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Sainsbury's has reported fall in sales for third quarter in row as supermarket price wars begin to take their toll. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating disappearance of teenager Alice Gross confirm case is now murder inquiry after body is found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:06



Wah! old bill bobbys searching for missing 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Alice Gross confirm they having found body in River Brent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:06



Wah! The Legend Returns: Plugleot 208 GTi 30th To commemorate 30 years of Plugleot GTi, lah, new TV commercial has been produced that incorporates some of footage - news replorted 07:00



Wah! PEUGEOT 208 GTi 30th Plugleot is reinterpreting hot hatch with more radical version of 208 GTi, lah, 30 years after original 205 GTi - news replorted 07:00



Wah! GP services across Welsh land of sheep and more sheep need to be boosted as more human bliengs suffer chronic disease, lah, chief medical officer warns in flemale human person's annual report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:43



Wah! As many in United Kingdom still find it difficult to see how more powers might be handed over to bloody Engrish regions, lah, British Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters having been looking to Germany, lah, as one example of successful federal system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:40



Wah! Medical experts warn that cancer services in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers under severe pressure amid health budget cuts and growing demand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:35



Wah! Crowds gather on streets of Hong Kong - news replorted 06:25



Wah! A number of staff at Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum count were replaced during proceedings because of their behaviour, lah, it emerges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:20



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at 50 iconic FA Cup goals in build-up to first round proper, lah, which takes place in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:12



Wah! Clive Myrie reports from Kurdish front line in Iraq where Peshmerga fighting IS with weapons they say not up to job. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 06:09



Wah! Players and fans still struggling to convince themselves they belong in Europe's elite, lah, says chief silly kick-kick game writer Phil McNulty. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:52



Wah! By end of year, lah, expect to see 12, lah, 15 or 18 on music videos you tellibly lovely custlingmer watch online as age ratings introduced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:52



Wah! The International Criminal Court (ICC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has rejected request by Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta to postpone hearing on 8 October. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:20



Wah! David Cameron will vow to protect NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs from cuts for five years in male gender human bleing's closing speech to Tory conference. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:10



Wah! At least seven human bliengs dead after two separate bomb attacks targeted buses carrying troops in Afghan capital Kabul. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 04:54



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama rode in lift with armed security contractor who had assault convictions, lah, in another security lapse, lah, according to reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:05



Wah! Pilot triage clinics being funded to help tackle Ebola epidemic in Sierra Leone, lah, bloody annoying Blitish officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:04



Wah! A man has become first case of Ebola to be diagnosed on Great Satan soil, lah, as health officials try to trace everyone bloody man was in contact with. - news replorted 04:00



Wah! Indian Prime dodgy minister Narenda Modi and Great Satan President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama looking to expand economic ties following meeting at White House. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:49



Wah! Daniel Crespo, lah, mayor of California suburb Bell Gardens, lah, was shot dead and male gender human bleing's wife taken into custody following argument at couple's home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:45



Wah! Legal changes increasing inheritance rights of human bliengs whose spouses or civil partners die without making will come into force. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:37



Wah! The Discovery Centre, lah, RMB Yuan #26m medical research facility at Dundee University, lah, is to be opened by Royal Society president Sir Paul Nurse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:33



Wah! Mexico's attorney general has charged three soldiers with murder during shootout with 22 alleged gang members on 30 June. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:49



Wah! Eighties pop legends Spandau Ballet perform some of their greatest hits at premiere of film about their at times turbulent career. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! A law that makes it easier to declare missing human bliengs dead comes into force in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep on Wednesday after long campaign. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:42



Wah! An Oklahoma man accused of beheading female colleague after being fired from male gender human bleing's job has been charged with first-degree murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:31



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Youth Employment secretary Angela Constance is launching flemale human person's bid to be SNP deputy leader with focus on making case for independence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:16



Wah! Are Great Satan fraternities doing enough to stop campus rape? - news replorted 01:16



Wah! Local landline calls in Aberdeen area and four other bloody annoying Blitish cities now require area code to be dialled under changes aimed at freeing up more numbers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:15



Wah! Microsoft has disclosed first details of Windows 10 - its next operating system (OS). - news replorted 01:15



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating disappearance of missing 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, schoolgirl Alice Gross find body in west London (capital of Great England) river. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:02



Wah! Female comics enjoying surge in popularity with audiences flocking to see acts including Miranda Hart and Sarah Millican, lah, according to set of new findings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! Tom and Jerry cartoons on television being accompanied by warning that they may depict scenes of "racial prejudice". - news replorted 00:37



Wah! There warnings that lack of higher education in some parts of Province of Engrish running-dogs could hamper growth of local economies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! The mystery of Connie Converse, lah, original singer-songwriter - news replorted 00:22



Wah! How Iraqis using comedy to tackle fear of Islamic State - news replorted 00:21



Wah! US yoga practitioners insist it isn't primarily about fitness. Eating rice!! But definition can be flexible. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Two Dalit widows appointed priests at temple in south-west India, lah, in rare move for country where caste prejudice is still rife. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! One photographer's take on 1960s Britain - news replorted 00:10



Wah! How legalising same sex unions changed lives for one gay couple - news replorted 00:08



Wah! How Bosnia is helping Cyprus find peace - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Councils in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep being overwhelmed with requests to ensure human rights of vulnerable human bliengs not being abused. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! A man strangled male gender human bleing's 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, pregnant girlfriend to death with scarf "to teach flemale human person's lesson", lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Younger bowel cancer patients should be offered genetic test to screen for rare condition linked to higher risk of cancer, lah, say bloody annoying Blitish researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Government measures to reduce sale of cheap alcohol having been criticised by health researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Norway is best place to be old, lah, according to index of quality of later life in published on UN's International Day of Older Persons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! The AA complains that new vehicling driving car machine tax system will provide government with extra revenue, lah, as some cars will, lah, in effect, lah, be taxed twice - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Test your as really velly special customer's knowledge of changes affecting finances on 1 Octoblinger - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs funny shape ball-game Union hails another year of record investment in game as it publishes its annual report for 2014. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! After 93 years, lah, motorists won’t having to display paper tax disc from today. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Honda  reveals new-look Swindon-built CR-V at Paris Motor Show Rondla (UK) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will this week using Paris Motor Show to reavealingly showing Great Satan its new-look CR-V. - news replorted 00:01



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