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Ling Valentine is one of the most prolific marketers in the North East and the owner of LINGsCARS, the UK’s favorite car leasing website.

After only a few years Ling has built her business up to a £35m turnover in 2008. She did this by being a prolific joker online and offline. Her practical jokes have ranged from parking a missile truck beside the A1 and regular ‘take the piss’ TV appearances. Ling’s antics are great for getting people to know her brand, her unique style of operating gives her a competitive advantage over her rivals.

Lings unique spin on life and ‘cartoon persona’ mask her incredible drive for business efficiency. Behind ‘the character’ is a very well resourced team of five software and web developers who help to run the lingscars.com website, the Lingo contact managing system and a myriad of other applications that track visitors, referrers and links. During the presentation Ling will describe some of her wildest online PR antics and how she has used a the whole suite of custom developed applications to take full advantage of this fame.


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