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Filmed at Newcastle University in the Research Beehive on 25/01/2010, in presentation to the "SuperMondays" (A strong and vibrant IT community based in the North East Of England)






SUPERMONDAYS PART 1 25/01/2010







SUPERMONDAYS PART 2 25/01/2010







SUPERMONDAYS PART 3 25/01/2010







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SUPERMONDAYS PART 5 25/01/2010







SuperMondays (A strong and vibrant IT community based in the North East Of England) says:

"We are going to kick 2010 off with a bang….and we have lined up one of our most explosive speakers to date!

Ling Valentine is one of the most prolific marketers in the North East and the owner of LINGsCARS, the UK’s favorite car leasing website.

After only a few years Ling has built her business up to a £35m turnover in 2008. She did this by being a prolific joker online and offline. Her practical jokes have ranged from parking a missile truck beside the A1 and regular ‘take the piss’ TV appearances. Ling’s antics are great for getting people to know her brand, her unique style of operating gives her a competitive advantage over her rivals.

Lings unique spin on life and ‘cartoon persona’ mask her incredible drive for business efficiency. Behind ‘the character’ is a very well resourced team of five software and web developers who help to run the lingscars.com website, the Lingo contact managing system and a myriad of other applications that track visitors, referrers and links. During the presentation Ling will describe some of her wildest online PR antics and how she has used a the whole suite of custom developed applications to take full advantage of this fame.


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