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SUPERMONDAYS PART 1 25/01/2010


SUPERMONDAYS PART 2 25/01/2010


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"We are going to kick 2010 off with a bang….and we have lined up one of our most explosive speakers to date!

Ling Valentine is one of the most prolific marketers in the North East and the owner of LINGsCARS, the UK’s favorite car leasing website.

After only a few years Ling has built her business up to a £35m turnover in 2008. She did this by being a prolific joker online and offline. Her practical jokes have ranged from parking a missile truck beside the A1 and regular ‘take the piss’ TV appearances. Ling’s antics are great for getting people to know her brand, her unique style of operating gives her a competitive advantage over her rivals.

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