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Lings Cars offers Mercedes leasing , Mercedes lease contract hire for all Mercedes models. We supply cars for business and personal use with cheap deals for Mercedes leasing contract hire and PCP contract purchase. Mercedes is a German car manufacturer which produces cars under the Mercedes Benz brand The Mercedes C-Class is a compact executive car produced by the Mercedes Benz division of Daimler AG. First introduced in 1993 as a replacement for the 190 range, the Mercedes C Class was nicknamed the Baby Benz as it was the smallest model in the marque's lineup, until the 1997 arrival of the A Class. The C-Class is built at Mercedes Benz factories in Germany, as well as in Mercedes's factories in Brazil and the South African factory in East London. The very first W202 C-Class sedan was produced on June 1, 1993, and the second generation W203 C Class rolled off the assembly line on July 18, 2000. The third generation W204 C Class was launched in 2007. The C-Class platform has been used for several coupes, including the CLC-Class and CLK-Class. The Mercedes-Benz E Class is a range of executive-size cars manufactured by Mercedes-Benz in various engine and body configurations. The E initially stood for Einspritzung a new feature in volume production vehicles at the time that the E-Class first appeared, with the E as a suffix to the engine nomenclature in the 1950s. It was not until the launch of the facelifted W124 that the E was used as a prefix and the model referred to officially as the E-Class (or E-Klasse). Due to the E-Class' size and durability, the cars also frequently serve as taxis in European countries, and Mercedes-Benz offers a taxi specification as well as other special-purpose vehicles from the factory.
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Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Tory leader Ruth Davidson will say that flemale human person's party will protect pensions with "triple lock" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as campaigning continues ahead of 7 May. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! A funeral for Irish student Karen Buckley, lah, who was murdered in Glasgow earlier this month, lah, is to be held in County Cork later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:01



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Wah! Sale Sharks players helped surprise youngster Ethan Hofton Land Rover recently surprised 12 year old Ethan Hofton from Manchester with news that bloody man was one of first funny shape ball-game - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish has once again beaten CO2 emissions targets, lah, with average new LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in 2014 posting CO2 emissions 4.2% below th - news replorted 00:01



Wah! A report released today (28 rainy season-month Aplil 2015) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! by road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity Brake and Direct Line has revealed worrying and widesprea - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Thousands of pupils preparing to sit new look Higher qualifications as exams period gets under way in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs schools. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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