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Customer Letter: 1529 / 1529
Marcus says...
SEAT IBIZA SPORT COUPEAs always absolutely perfect. Cannot be faulted.

Marcus Farrar
2 Wellington Street
Bingley
BD16 2NB


Editor Note: As always, a short note from Marcus. A very good customer, had many cars, now including this Seat Ibiza for his staff. Top Prison Solicitor. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1523 / 1529
Marcus says...


Perfect.

Marcus Farrar
2 Wellington Street
Bingley
BD16 2NB


Editor Note: Jeeez, one word. But a good one. And a good car, a 207bhp Golf GTi. Enjoy it, hahaha :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1505 / 1529
Marcus says...
 Perfect.

Marcus Farrar
2 Wellington Street
Bingley
West Yorkshire
BD16 2NB


Editor Note: Wow! Taciturn Yorkshireman just never stops blathering on :) Brilliant customer, had so many cars now. Famous criminal lawyer, too! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1455 / 1529
Laura says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOAn excellent service provided. Friendly staff answering my questions really really quick. I knew where I stood at all times with my leasing process. I have to say that I would have liked more of a 'heads up' on the difficulties with insurance. Good dealer.

Laura Mitchell
2 Netherlands Square
Low Moor
Bradford
BD12 0TD


Editor Note: Hmmm, not sure what the difficulties with insurance are, you just insure the car as normal (fully comp). Guess you found an insurance company who made your life hard, Laura, but in my whole business life I have never known a customer who could not arrange insurance. I think Confused.com have got confused :) Glad you loved my service. Enjoy the bloody Grande Punto! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1395 / 1529
Michael says...
FORD FIESTAExcellent customer service. The difference is – Ling tells you the answer before you've asked the question – upfront, no bullshit, informative, with large dollops of that legendary North Eastern wit - what's not to like? Would recommend without question.

Good delivery of my new Fiesta, on time as promised.

Michael Clayton
27 Gladstone Street
Skipton
BD23 1PT


Editor Note: Well, I have to have wit when dealing with tight Yorkshiremen! Hahaha, otherwise I would have to make grumpy grunting noises to communicate, like they do in Yorkshire :) Where the hell is Skipton? In the middle of nowhere, no wonder you chatted a lot and seemed lonely. Never mind, you have new Fiesta pet, now. :) By the way, the answer is always: "Database" :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1368 / 1529
John says...
VOLVO V70Buying a car from Ling is a great experience! Her quirky and honest communications were very funny and she delivered exactly as she said she would. I had my car in less than one month from start to finish! Ling's speed of response to queries and customer service is breathtaking. Thanks Ling and I recommend you to all I meet.

PS: The car is great.

PPS: You get 11/10

John Gornall
Address Withheld
Keighley
BD20 ***


Editor Note: Wow! 11 out of 10, hahahaha! That's fantastic, John. You are a head honcho Company Secretary at Bradford and Bingley, so I withhold your address as some people hate the fat cats - even though you are not fat and never meowwwed at me. You were a lovely customer. Thanks for passing so much more business from the building society. I have had quite a few enquiries. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1268 / 1529
Marcus says...
 Excellent service, as always. Sure to use you again.

Marcus Farrar
2 Wellington Street
Bingley
West Yorkshire
BD16 2NB


Editor Note: Marcus, you are famous in my office for your short (but sweet) comments. You have had LOADS of cars from me. We have to take care of some security issues as you are a criminal lawyer, but we always manage to overcome the restrictions you like to be placed on your personal information. Thanks again, enjoy the new Astra! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1226 / 1529
Kimberley says...
 Dear Ling

Great service, thanks! The LINGO system works really well, so as a customer you are always fully up to speed with the status of your order and the paperwork process. My last car was from Jam Jar. Nice car, but crap service from them. The service you offer is very personal, quick, and makes the purchase experience a lot more fun.

Speak to you again in 12-months when the 307CC goes back.

Car arrived on time, pleasant delivery driver, but the car only arrived with one key (which you resolved immediately) and was not very clean on the inside.

Kimberley Parry-Moorhouse
Address Withheld
West Yorkshire
BD9 ***


Editor Note: Kim, well, I have gone mental and got you the second key. And had a go at them about the state of the car. It is unbelievable that this happens. I simply cannot believe that the fools and idiots deliver dirty cars (inside). Sheesh! Apart from that, you are happy, that's good. Get the roof down in the sunshine, and all those small things will be forgotten. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1199 / 1529
Jennifer says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERThis Citroen C5 Tourer has got to be the easiest car lease I have ever done. Ling was great – very prompt at replies and always with a solution. I found the exact car I wanted and an so pleased with it. The dealer did not fit one of my extras for delivery but Ling made sure this was done. Would definitely use again when my lease is up and I have recommended to everyone! Delivery was excellent, you sorted the problem very quickly, cannot fault the dealer apart from this small error.

Jennifer Douthwaite
8 Denholme House Farm Drive
Denholme
Bradford
BD13 4AB


Editor Note: Yes, Jenny, the dealer forgot to fit the bluetooth. Aaaargh! These bloody dealers drive me mad. How can they forget stuff? I make it so clear and include it in the description on every bit of my correspondence with them. Still, so pleased at the rest of your comments! Thanks :) There is always a solution. I got them to retro-fit the bluetooth immediately. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1014 / 1529
Marcus says...
CarLing, the Audi A3 arrived on time. Once again, excellent service. Sure to use Lingscars again.

Marcus Farrar
2 Wellington Street
Bingley
BD16 2NB


Editor Note: Once again a short letter from one of my best customers. Your letters get shorter and shorter, Marcus. As you are a Solicitor, it is a nice surprise that you do not charge me £100 for each letter :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 989 / 1529
Paul says...
CarVery easy process from beginning to delivery of car, Ling does all the hard work. I just read the forms and signed them. Delivery was spot on, no fuss or bother.

However... I haven't had confirmation from the finance company on what day my payments are taken from my account. The car was first registered 24/12/07, I took delivery 19/05/2008, on a 3-year contract - so there is a warranty shortfall.

I'd recommend Lings Cars / her process to anybody thinking about getting a new car.

Paul Massheder
21 Delverne Grove
Bradford
BD2 3HH


Editor Note: Paul, well, the finance company should take payment 1 month after delivery, but that can usually be adjusted by you by a few days either way to fit in with pay-day, etc. I did make clear on my car detail page that these were pre-reg cars, so yes, you have a warranty shortfall on a 3-year contract. However, this is a Honda, and they have the lowest warranty claims in the industry. Thanks for the recommendation, you were a really nice customer to deal with, in enclave People's Republic of Bradford. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 959 / 1529
Nigel says...
CarHi Ling

I have taken delivery of the Renault Grand Scenic. Excellent car, delivered on time by Renault XXXXX. You are excellent, you sorted the minor problem we had with the factory order. Every time I had a question during the order process you immediately emailed me back. You are very professional. See you soon.

Nigel Allsop
2 Bolton Crescent
Bradford
BD2 2AE


Editor Note: Nigel, yes, the Renault factory system made a mistake, but it was sorted out immediately. Thanks for kind letter, I hope you enjoy the MPV! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 915 / 1529
Steve says...
CarDear Ling

Thanks once again for the great service and support. We are always sure of an immediate response to any questions or concerns and as always, you offer the best lease deals around. Good on time delivery of our new Citroen Xsara Picasso, friendly service.

Steve Leftly
Fibretronic Ltd
North Barm
Broughton Hall
Skipton
BD23 3AE


Editor Note: Wow, car No.2, eh, Steve??? Fibretronic is the leading developer and manufacturer of soft electronic component solutions. Your platform technologies, such as textile based switches and keypads, fabric iPod controls, wearable sensor and lighting systems and other soft-format electronics are available for immediate application in a broad range of textile and related products. I am so pleased to be associated with a market leader in new technologies. Look forward to your 3rd car!
Fibretronic
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Letter
Customer Letter: 912 / 1529
Marcus says...
CarOnce again, excellent service. See all my previous comments!

Marcus Farrar
2 Wellington Street
Bingley
BD16 2NB


Editor Note: Marcus, hahahaha, you have had so many cars from me, you are getting bored writing me letters! You have had... let me count... this VW Touareg, a BMW Coupe, an Audi A3 is still on order, a Renault Clio, another Audi A3, and a VW Golf. My God, you are a fantastic repeating customer as well as a kewl criminal lawyer. Thanks for the 4 x words :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 906 / 1529
Helen says...
CarLing's service was excellent. Prompt replies to enquiries, faster than lightning emails and a great personal service – I will be recommending Ling to anyone who asks! Keep up the good work; it's great to deal with efficient people for a change. My new C4 Picasso was delivered exactly on time by pleasant staff.

Helen Topham
Cleckheaton Chiropody Clinic
38 Whitcliffe Road
Cleckheaton
BD19 3NT


Editor Note: Hey, anyone with foot problems, visit my customer! Luckily, the Chinese do not bandage feet these days, so I do not have this problem :) Hope you enjoy the nice new Citroen, they are great cars with loads of equipment. Thanks for the letter, I like the "faster than lightning" comment, Helen! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 871 / 1529
Marcus says...
CarOnce again, an excellent service provided for our new BMW 3-Series Coupe. Everything ran smoothly and Ling was extremely helpful every step of the way. Thanks!

Marcus Farrar
2 Wellington Street
Bingley
BD16 2NB


Editor Note: Marcus, you are my favourite criminal lawyer, if ever i end up in jail, i will give you a call. Thanks for being so lovely. As requested, I have posted you a batch of Chinese Polos (your favourite sweets). Go drive! You have had so many cars now, I lose track! Enjoy your Audi 3-series hatchback 4x4 5dr hybrid convertible :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 858 / 1529
Marcus says...
CarExcellent services provided with our new Renault Clio.

Marcus Farrar
2 Wellington Street
Bingley
BD16 2NB


Editor Note: Marcus, are you trying for the "shortest letter award"??? Hehehe. You even got a 5dr car for the price of a 3 door Clio! You have had many cars from me. Speak to you soon!! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 815 / 1529
Ashley says...
CarIf you keep sending me sweets in the post, I will need a bigger car! Or is that the plan?

Excellent delivery of my Clio, the car arrived at 8.30am on the day you said it would.

Ashley Wilcox
A M + C Wilcox Ltd t/a GGB
Rutland Street
Bradford
BD4 7EA


Editor Note: Ashley, hehehe, yes, bigger car (but no more profit) :))). This is the second car you have had from me, your last was a Panda, so I guess that's the sweets working. Suck, not crunch! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 739 / 1529
Andy says...
CarLing, you may be bonkers, but I can't fault the service! Excellent. Thank you.

Andy Ripley
Albion Mills
Albion Road,
Bradford
BD10 9TQ


Editor Note: Andy, yet another car (Audi A3) for your cleaning company, thanks for the super letter. Bonkers, indeed! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 704 / 1529
Gerard says...
CarI tried Ling after experience with BMW Finance. She is definitely better (if a little wacky)! Good communication via email and phone, top notch covered-truck delivery. Excellent!

Gerard F
Address Withheld
Bradford
BD10 ***


Editor Note: Woooooo-Hoooooo. I have never had a covered-truck delivery before! That is Aston Martin treatment, not usually for lowly BMW customers! Hope you have a great 2-year love affair with the BMW 3-series coupe. Thanks for letter :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 503 / 1529
Julie says...
 "Ling, many thanks. A pleasure to deal with. Excellent delivery. Very good!"

Julie Key
4 Etna Street
Bradford
BD7 4RD


Editor Note: Hehehe, Julie! I know why your letter is so short... you are out in this sunshine enjoying the new SAAB 9-3 convertible! A very fast turnaround for your new pose-mobile! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 386 / 1529
Christopher says...
NISSAN NOTE"LINGsCARS.com does exactly what it says on the tin, but with a sense of humour!

Thanks Ling, everything went perfectly and the Nissan Note is great, we love it. Dealer was excellent, they could not have been more helpful."

Christopher Sowerby
24 Fernbank Drive
Bingley
Bradford
BD16 4HB


Editor Note: Christopher, on my tin it says "MADE IN CHINA - PLEASE RECYCLE". In contrast to letter (2 below) from Sally Jackson, this is proof that at least one Nissan dealer can hit the spot. Well done. Enjoy your car, Christopher from People's Islamic Republic of Bradford. Note: I am not anti-Muslim, just anti-religion (being a bloody Chinese) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 274 / 1529
Richard says...
CarHi Ling, any chance of you generally organising my life for me because I'm sure that I'd sell more, spend less, sleep more, eat less etc? (Are you MAD????? - Ling) Seriously (Phew! - Ling), you have a great demeanour, which very importantly is backed by fantastic service. I will certainly be back. Dealer was crap! No customer service at all!

Richard Farnhill
Fast Staff UK
90 Hunsworth Lane
Cleckheaton
BD19 4EF


Editor Note: Hmmm, this letter is curate's boiled egg! I rarely get complaints about this certain Citroen dealer. Sorry they were crap at Berlingo delivery. I need you to expand on the crapness, give me some clue. Usually they are very good. I will monitor them closely. Richard, you are quite mental. I am just about opposite to every point you write in your letter. I "spend more, sleep less, eat more", etc. The only nail you hit on head is "sell more". Thanks - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 217 / 1529
Darren says...
CarEverything went smoothly, emails were answered promptly, delivery of my new Toyota Corolla was arranged with the minimum of fuss. Overall everything was just as it was supposed to be. That might not sound like a fantastic endorsement, but how often can you say all that nowadays?

Darren Cross
638 Bolton Road
Bradford
BD3 0ND


Editor Note: I am so pleased to supply car to enclave of People's Islamic Republic of Bradford. My sister in law lives in Bradford, and I enjoy to go there to eat delicious meals of British Sub Continent food. What a shame there is no British city with such a large Chinese immigrant population, the food would be wonderful. I see many Toyotas in Bradford, mainly 20-year old minicabs, so your new Corolla should both fit in and stand out, Darren! - Ling



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Wah! A family of seven escape injury in gun attack on house in west Belfast in incident being treated as hate crime (shoud shoot them) by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:25



Wah! 2014 is going to be busy year for racer John Surtees; it’s 50th anniversary of male gender human bleing's Formula One World Championship - news replorted 13:16



Wah! This coming Sunday (27 rainy season-month Aplil 2014) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will be exactly 30 years since bloody velly first SEAT Ibiza rolled off production li - news replorted 13:14



Wah! News photos from past 24 hours: 24 rainy season-month Aplil - news replorted 13:02



Wah! Masked men flank coffin of former dissident republican Tommy Crossan who was murdered in west Belfast on velly damn good boiled chicken-feet Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:58



Wah! It's Caption Challenge. What the hell I mean??!! Oh yes it is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:57



Wah! Footman James is providing free insurlince cover for 1970 MG Roadster in order (piece of paper signee upee) for it to travel to number of high pro - news replorted 12:55



Wah! Team Sky will be without Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons Sir Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome for Giro d'Italia, lah, which starts in Belfast on 9 May. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:48



Wah! London (capital of Great England) Grammar, lah, John Newman and Palma Violets in running for this year's prestigious Ivor Novello songwriting award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:41



Wah! Kelly Fletcher explains serious genetic condition Spinal Muscular Atrophy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:36



Wah! Kia’s popular city-car Picanto range has been widened with new highly-specified special edition model – Picanto Qu - news replorted 12:35



Wah! Supporters of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence question why Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has not resigned from CBI over business group's referendum stance. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:32



Wah! Seven human bliengs taken to hospital - one believed to be with serious injuries - after fire at industrial estate in Forres, lah, Moray. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:32



Wah! Britain's best-selling classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine newspaper is endeavoring to make this Sunday’s controlling in driving manner It Day extra special by printing - news replorted 12:32



Wah! According to first edition of Coutts Index: Objects of Desire published in first number-one-month this year, lah, values of clas - news replorted 12:30



Wah! Engine output grows 4.5% in monthly number-three to 229,959 units, lah, finishing Q1 down 1.3% at 651,255. - news replorted 12:25



Wah! A dozen previously unknown works created by Andy Warhol having been recovered from 30-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Amiga disks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:24



Wah! Argentina's congress approves $5bn (RMB Yuan #3bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! of compensation for Spanish oil firm Repsol over expropriation of its share in oil firm YPf. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 12:11



Wah! Rangers in "fragile" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) financial state and would not survive second administration, lah, club shareholder tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:10



Wah! Flybe, lah, Europe’s largest regional airline, lah, announced today that it will offer direct return flights between London (capital of Great England) Southe - news replorted 12:06



Wah! Amir Khan plans to look "sensational" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) against Luis Collazo, lah, as bloody man tries to secure fight with Floyd Mayweather. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:04



Wah! Organisers of Giro d'Italia opening ceremony in Belfast blame 'extremely high demand' for long delays online faced by human bliengs trying to secure tickets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:57



Wah! Complaints about sound problems on Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation costume drama Jamaica Inn jump to almost 2,200 as final instalment is screened. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:52



Wah! A teenage boy who carried out "campaign of rape" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) against male gender human bleing's younger sister is given 10-year custodial sentence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:48



Wah! Everton boss Roberto Martinez backs predecessor David Moyes to make quick return to management. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:48



Wah! Overall recorded crime (shoud shoot them) in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep fell by 3% in 2013, lah, according to official figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:48



Wah! Readers' photos on theme of "Monuments" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 11:47



Wah! Are these best food photographs of past year? - news replorted 11:45



Wah! SHARK Helmets has revealed new addition to its extensive 2014 helmet line-up – Vancore. What the hell I mean??!! This new helmet follows pa - news replorted 11:45



Wah! A street in Essex and another one in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having slowest broadband speeds, lah, according to online comparison site. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:39



Wah! The lethal realities of life in Virunga National Park subject of British documentary which has just had its world premiere at Tribeca Film Festival in New York. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:22



Wah! The super-efficient Wolwo V60 Plug-in Hybrid - one of best-selling hybrid-electrified vehicling driving car machines in Europe in 2013 - i - news replorted 11:18



Wah! old bill bobbys in Brazilian city of Rio de Janeiro say they will conduct thorough investigation into death of dancer which sparked riots. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Convicted silly kick-kick game match-fixer Wilson Raj Perumal is being held by Finnish old bill bobbys on international arrest warrant, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Ulster Bank, lah, subsidiary of RBS, lah, reports problems with its computer systems, lah, as some clustomlers debited twice for cash machine withdrawals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Ziggy Marley joins Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast to talk about male gender human bleing's new music and male gender human bleing's memories of male gender human bleing's late father Bob Marley - news replorted 10:54



Wah! Former Radio 1 DJ Dave Lee Travis pleads not guilty to single charge of indecent assault against woman in first number-one-month 1995. - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Hospital admissions for dog bites three times as high in most deprived areas of Province of Engrish running-dogs as in least, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:47



Wah! The director of bloody annoying Blitish science facility says it could set new world record in nuclear fusion by end of decade. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:38



Wah! Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone has appeared in court at start of trial on bribery charges in Munich. - news replorted 10:29



Wah! Suzuki has announced details of its 2014 Race Parts Programme, lah, which sees cost of genuine parts slashed by over 50% - news replorted 10:24



Wah! Mercedes say they may be forced to rethink their policy of Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg racing without team orders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:22



Wah! Cornish human bliengs will be granted minority status under European rules for protection of national minorities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:20



Wah! Courier Connections Renliot bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup championship leader Alex Morgan (Reading) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will make return to European racing - news replorted 10:12



Wah! A British tourist arrested in Sri Lanka because bloody woman had Buddha tattoo on flemale human person's arm says bloody woman has not been "shown compassion" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as bloody woman faces deportation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! An Islamic court in northern Nigeria sentences man of 63 to death by stoning for raping girl of 10 and infecting flemale human person's with HIV. - news replorted 10:05



Wah! Overall crime (shoud shoot them) in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep fell by 15% in 2013, lah, according to official figures - but there signs of rises in some categories. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:03



Wah! Fees to make claim (always claiming, huh?) using small claim (always claiming, huh?) court courts having been increased from rainy season-month Aplil 22nd, lah, with some almost double what they were previously - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Three American medical staff shot dead by security guard at hospital in Afghan capital, lah, Kabul, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:56



Wah! A classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine expensive dealeringship buildling with evocative history is chosen to handle official Jensen sales. Eating rice!! Oxfordshire-based Jensen Moto - news replorted 09:53



Wah! Road safety charity IAM is offering weekly motoring tips from Britain’s top advanced driver, lah, Peter Rodger. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! This week - news replorted 09:52



Wah! The South Korean school devastated by loss of many of its students in ferry disaster last week starts to hold classes again. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:46



Wah! The Institute of Motor Industry (IMI) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has announced acquisition of Automotive Technician Training (ATT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! - e-l - news replorted 09:46



Wah! An 11-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy who died after falling into canal in Lancashire is named locally as Robbie Williamson. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! A collection of street art works by Banksy, lah, removed from walls, lah, is to go on display at London (capital of Great England) hotel before being sold at auction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:34



Wah! A teenager with terminal cancer will make "transformational difference" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after raising more than RMB Yuan #1.5m, lah, Teenage Cancer Trust says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:27



Wah! Why both Labour and Co-op capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity would be happy with divorce - news replorted 09:25



Wah! CCTV footage has captured moment man in Czech Republic was hit by speeding train - but walked away with only minor injuries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:20



Wah! Anti-terror old bill bobbys concerned Syria conflict is "radicalising" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) humanitarian volunteers from Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:10



Wah! Jaguar bloody annoying Blitish is headline sponsor of Clerkenwell Design Week 2014. This year Jagluar will undertake collaborative proje - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Campaigns having started for Europe's elections in just over month but is European electorate engaged? - news replorted 08:29



Wah! The Ukrainian government says it has won back control of city hall in eastern port of Mariupol from pro-Russian separatists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:27



Wah! What big questions as F1 chief's bribery trial begins? - news replorted 08:19



Wah! A judge in Miami-Dade County grants request from Bieber's lawyers to postpone case until July. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:51



Wah! Uefa Super Cup can act as platform for Cardiff's bid to be one of Euro 2020 host cities says FAW chief Jonathan Ford. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:44



Wah! Many survivors of Rana Plaza factory collapse in Dhaka still waiting for compensation after tragedy in 2013 that killed 1,129 workers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! old bill bobbys continue to question 42-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman suspected of murdering three of flemale human person's children in south-west London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Plans submitted to build nine-storey, lah, 200 bedroom student accommodation block next to University of Ulster's new Belfast campus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! European aid is now being well managed after learning lessons from earlier project failures, lah, auditors say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:01



Wah! The Labour Party is looking to sever its links with troubled Co-op Bank, lah, bringing to end one of oldest political partnerships in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Disposable income in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers households is increasing but is less than half of bloody annoying Blitish average, lah, according to economic consultancy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:56



Wah! A lack of long-term vision for education in Wales, lah, highlighted in critical OECD report, lah, was first raised more than six years ago, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep has learnt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:42



Wah! Eurosceptic voter backlash – how big could it be? - news replorted 06:35



Wah! China has released Japanese cargo ship it seized over war-time debt, lah, court statement says, lah, after Japanese firm paid compensation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:33



Wah! Skills shortages issue in NI construction sector as its recovery continues, lah, according to survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:13



Wah! The Duchess of Cornwall has been left "devastated" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by news of flemale human person's brother's death, lah, Clarence House says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:05



Wah! Plastic surgeons say they're worried about number of young human bliengs who wanting cosmetic procedures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! The Conservatives say they will not subsidise new onshore wind farms if they win 2015 general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:28



Wah! The number of older human bliengs in Province of Engrish running-dogs needing care will "outstrip" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) number of family members able to provide it by 2017, lah, think tank warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:26



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama meets Japanese Prime dodgy minister Shinzo Abe for talks on regional security and trade, lah, on first full day of male gender human bleing's Asia tour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:21



Wah! Sixth phase of ongoing India elections - news replorted 04:14



Wah! UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon accuses all parties in Syria's civil fighty bang-bang of "flagrant violations" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of international law over delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of aid. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:02



Wah! Canada says it will phase out type of rail tankers involved in deadly train derailment in Lac-Megantic last July. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:00



Wah! The oldest former player with Major League Baseball, lah, Conrado 'Connie' Marrero, lah, has died in at home in Havana aged 102. - news replorted 03:49



Wah! A potential free trade deal called Trans Pacific Partnership is being seen as key to boosting growth in Asia-Pacific region. Sweet sour chicken feet time! But it has raised some questions about impact on Great Satan jobs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:39



Wah! Indians begin voting in sixth phase of marathon general election in which governing Congress party is fighting main opposition BJp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 03:28



Wah! Major restrictions on traffic and parking to be introduced in Glasgow during Commonwealth Games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:45



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land needs more local councils with greater range of powers relevant to its area in order (piece of paper signee upee) to fully represent constituents, lah, new report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! Skills shortages threatening pace of recovery of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's construction industry, lah, according to survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:35



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government disputes bloody annoying Blitish government claim (always claiming, huh?) about future pension costs in independent ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:34



Wah! Why tourists flocking to Chile's observatories - news replorted 02:32



Wah! Drinking more than three large glasses of wine can push human bliengs over "tipping point", lah, meaning they consume about 6,300 extra calories in following 24 hours, lah, research says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:57



Wah! The disappearance of 96-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman with Alzheimer's two years ago remains "frustrating and upsetting", lah, flemale human person's great-nephew says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Plans to allow schools to keep asthma inhalers go to public consultation, lah, as campaigners say current rules endanger hundreds of thousands of children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:51



Wah! A study says public cost of higher university fees and loans is "highly uncertain" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and depends on how much future graduates will earn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Cornish human bliengs will be granted minority status under European rules for protection of national minorities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:30



Wah! How cult comic character inspired major new film - news replorted 01:22



Wah! Nick Clegg will pledge to speak "loudly, lah, passionately and unequivocally" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) against "isolationists" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when bloody man launches Liberal Democrat campaign for European elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:13



Wah! How Mexican mothers identify sons lost on trek to Great Satan - news replorted 01:11



Wah! South Sudan's president sacks head of national Tommy Atkins Liberation Army amid reports of military setbacks - including rebels seizing oil hub of Bentiu. - news replorted 00:48



Wah! The decline of regional dialects for deaf - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone goes on trial on bribery charges in German city of Munich, lah, and could face 10 years in jail if convicted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! Can energy grids cope with higher demand and volatile supply - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Legendary Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps says bloody man is coming out of retirement because of concerns over male gender human bleing's weight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The unlikely debt capital of Britain - news replorted 00:09



Wah! A Home Office scheme resulted in asylum seekers being placed in "unacceptably poor" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) housing, lah, Commons Public Accounts Committee says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Dame Helen Mirren has revealed bloody woman always wantinged to play Shakespeare's Juliet, lah, but was never given chance. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Camera takes flight on dog leash - news replorted 00:01



Wah! British counter-terrorism old bill bobbys chiefs making unprecedented appeal to Muslim women to urge men against travelling to possibly fight in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! "The 12% growth in bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production in monthly number-three is significant step forward after period of product changes at sta - news replorted 00:01



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