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Customer Letter: 1488 / 1528
David says...
 A bubbly, fizzy, garish website packed with more information than I have found on any website. Backed up by a personal, friendly staff. Will certainly will use Ling again. Dealer Service – EXCELLENT.

David Gethings
3 Fenleigh Close
Waterbeach
Cambridge
CB25 9RA


Editor Note: And you had a bubbly, fizzy car, too. An Alfa 159! Powerful Lusso model with extra 17" diamond effect flat spoke alloys in Black. Nice. Hope you have a good local Alfa dealer as they can be curate's eggs. But the deal was great fun to sort out with you, thanks for kind letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1409 / 1528
Justyn says...
PEUGEOT 308LINGsCARS was a pleasure to use - quick and prompt. All slightly wacky but made a mundane chore far more fun, and free sweets too!! Recommended. Delivery good but no info given re Peugeot 308 when delivered.

Justyn Campbell
The Blue Lion
74 Main Street
Hardwick
Cambridge
CB23 7QU


Editor Note: Hmmm, Justyn, I have kicked the supplier for the lazy delivery. They should always take time to go through the car - not to do so is bad. However, regarding the rest of the service, I am so glad you are happy and that you thought dealing with me a pleasure. Wacky is good :) (I think so anyway, it brightens up the day). Thanks for letter, here is one about The Blue Lion, your pub/restaurant (the village's only pub):



"What a great pub, we were made to feel welcome from the moment we walked in the door. The food was excellent and at reasonable prices. We had been told about the landlady's sheep and encountered them when they came up to the conservatory and knocked on the window. We will definitely return!"

You sound Baaaa-rking, Justyn, hahaha! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1376 / 1528
Emma says...
FORD FIESTAWhat fantastic personal service! Great to know whenever I have a question or query, someone always at the end of the Lingo system to help and advise. Would highly recommend and knocks spots off the big boys! Well done Ling and gang! Good delivery, great service and the driver was very obliging.

Emma Parsons
24 Sperling Drive
Haverhill
CB9 9SH


Editor Note: Not TOO obliging I hope? Hehe, hope he got home in one piece! You have a lovely new Fiesta Titanium to bomb around in now Emma, all alloys and loads of kit. Thanks for the great comments, I appreciate them! - Ling



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CarOverall I was very happy with the service provided by Ling and particularly pleased to feel like an individual customer, not just another number on a sales target. My only irritation was the slow progress of the finance company.

Martyn Jones
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Cambridge
CB5 ***


Editor Note: Yes, the finance on Volvos seems very slow. This is why I don't advertise many Volvo deals. This business not perfect, but I try to explain everything not in my hands you see. Glad you like new Volvo XC90 though Martyn, it is nice big car. Apologies for finance delays. - Ling



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Wah! Hampshire old bill bobbys agree RMB Yuan #20,000 out-of-court settlement with rape victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) after officers failed to investigate flemale human person's complaint properly and arrested her. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:44



Wah! There is much discussion of latest immigration figures, lah, and Daily Mail says its investigation has prevented teenager from joining Islamic State jihadists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! A memorial service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service is due to be held service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service at Gretna Green for victims of Britain's worst rail disaster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:34



Wah! As trade in human beings becomes more and more profitable, lah, entire communities in Thailand helping traffickers, lah, discovers Jonathan Head. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:20



Wah! Jonathan Head has spent six months investigating trafficking of humans in Thailand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:18



Wah! Victoria Derbyshire reporter Dan Johnson follows old bill bobbys operation as West Bromwich Albion play Chelsea at Hawthorns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! The cost of renting home rose by 4.6% in year to end of April, lah, fastest rise since Novemblinger 2010, lah, survey suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! The Clarks shoe capitalist entity started using iPads to measure children's feet last year, lah, and it's all about capturing invaluable foot data. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Why shoe capitalist entity measures kids' feet with iPads - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Sun, lah, surf... and grenades in Mogadishu - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Why having women been seeing red at Cannes? - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The full story - will death in family make Buba go to rehab? - news replorted 00:00



Wah! How male and female bathing suits got smaller and smaller - news replorted 00:00



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