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Customer Letter: 1524 / 1528
Brian says...
 Ling, it was a pleasure to deal with your company from start to finish. Every query and question was dealt with promptly. I was made to feel like I was your “only” customer such was the personal nature of your service. Dealer Service – Excellent – Very prompt and efficient.

Brian Roffe
45, Stratford Ave
Grangetown
Sunderland
SR2 8RY


Editor Note: Brian, but you were my only customer, it was a quiet week, hahahahaha! I do treat everyone individually, I find it much more enjoyable. Mazda 3 is a great car, low-profile, but very good. Thanks for your communication, you were very good to deal with, that helps. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1400 / 1528
David says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOThis is the first time I've used contract hire to get a car and I must say that the experience of using LingsCars has been excellent from start to finish. The communication has been superb throughout and by far the best for any product that I've purchased recently.

I think your Lingo system is great and really lets people feel a lot more in control of things. Other companies (not just those in the car leasing business) could learn a lot from this. I have already recommended LingsCars to friends and would have no hesitation in using you again. Good delivery, car arrived not quite agreed time, but otherwise great.

David Groark
1 Avoncroft Close
Seaton
Seaham
SR70LL


Editor Note: Dave, thanks so much :) As this was a VW Scirocco, it was subject to a small delay as the production was overbooked at the factory and VW struggled to cope, but... you have one of the best selling cars of 2009, and so cheap. Hope you love it. Thanks for kind comments. Great customer. Funny name though, I still can't say it. :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1369 / 1528
John says...
AUDI A3Hi Ling, thanks for the great service during the whole process. Car arrived two days earlier than planned. Loved the crack during the emails, the best thing was the sweets sent in the post, ta. Excellent services Ling, who needs a Dragon? Good service and good communication from the dealer during delivery, too.

John Wardropper
7, Craster Point
East Shore Village
Seaham Co Durham
SR7 7WW


Editor Note: Hey, you are easily pleased if the best thing about getting a new Audi A3 are some rancid Chinese sweets! :) I choose the worst ones, especially! Hahahaha. Have a super time in your new A3 Sport. You are quite close to me, in Seaham, maybe see you around? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1232 / 1528
Allan says...
AUDI A3 CABRIOLETThis Audi A3 Cabriolet is the second car that I have obtained from Ling. Everything from Ling's end went smoothly and efficiently and informatively from start to finish. I would heartily (and I do) recommend her. If Ling keep up these high standards she will have my business for life. Good delivery, but she was let down by the dealer - the new Audi was filthy when it arrived.

Allan Thompson
Thompson Insurance Consultants
46+46a Sea Road
Fullwell
Sunderland, Tyne And Wear
SR6 9BX


Editor Note: Allan, thanks so much. It disappoints me that car dealers can't do a simple thing like wash a new car before handover, when it is only £2.50 at a car wash. Apart from that you are very pleased, and you should be, your A3 Cabriolet is a really lovely new car! Happy to have customers back for a second time around. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1100 / 1528
David says...
NISSAN QASHQAIThis was my first venture into the car leasing market and I must say that with the help of Ling it was a first class experience which I will be repeating once my lease expires on this car, and I will be returning to LINGsCARS. What more can I say other than - first rate all round - thanks. Good delivery on my Qashqai, the car was delivered on time, the gentleman spent some time explaining all the car's controls etc, very good.

David Barras
6 Sycamore Road
Whitburn
Sunderland
SR6 7AW


Editor Note: Wow, David, you work in quite an unusual industry these days, you are a furnaceman making steel rolls. Big and tough, I guess, like the Qashqai. Plus, the car is made in Sunderland, where you live! Thanks for being a super customer. Glad you enjoyed the experience :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 868 / 1528
David says...
CarThe A-Class was delivered today Ling. Thanks so much for your excellent service.

It took exactly 2 weeks from subitting my first proposal form, to having a shiny black new Mercedes A-Class outside my house, for an amazing price of £170 per month including VAT. I have since found other PCH Brokers offering the same car for up to £267 per month, so you can imagine how pleased I am!

The car was driven up from Exeter by a friendly driver, who showed me all of the controls and paperwork that come with the car. Overall, it has been a brilliant way of getting a new Mercedes. Every email I sent you was answered almost immediately, and even when there was a slight delay in delivery (of only 1 day), you called me as soon as you could to let me know.

I will finish by saying that anyone that gets a Personal Contract Hire car in the UK from anyone other than Ling, is an absolute fool, an idiot, and must have more money than common sense. Thanks again!

David Rogers
3 Mill Terrace
Easington Village
Peterlee
SR8 3BX


Editor Note: David, you are bloody superstar. This was a dead cheap Merc A Class and it was delivered very quickly. I am so pleased I saved you £100/month, that's £3,800 you have left in your bank. You can afford a massive diamond ring for your wife! Enjoy the A Class, use a big Krooklock in Easington!!! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 811 / 1528
Mark says...
CarDear Ling, I recently received delivery of my new Audi A6, which was delivered to my office in Hebburn. The service was great, as I now come to expect from you (this is my second Ling lease). The delivery mileage was 225.5 miles and I got the delivery driver to sign this off.

Mark Bulmer
162 Newcastle Road
Fulwell
Sunderland
SR5 1NW


Editor Note: Mark, I'm so pleased you are just as pleased with the second car you have had from me, as the first. These A6s were real bargains. A bit more luxury than your last car, the diesel Freelander, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 669 / 1528
Martin says...
CarGreat service!!! Emails answered very quickly. No bullshit. What Ling says is what Ling does!

I would recommend and use again once this lease on my Vauxhall Zafira expires. Nice to deal with a person and not a machine.

Martin Ballantine
7 Trevor Grove
Sunderland
SR6 7UE


Editor Note: Well, thanks Martin. I feel like a machine, sometimes... I am so busy. Glad to hear you are pleased with my service and hope you are as pleased with the Zafira. Also nice to deal with local Mackam customer. See you in 2-years :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 446 / 1528
Allan says...
 "From start to finish I was kept informed of when and where my delivery would be, the cost, the outlay and how to proceed. I will definitely advise my clients to go to LINGsCARS without hesitation! Car was delivered with the wrong number plates."

Allan Thompson
Thompson Insurance Consultants
46+46a Sea Road
Fullwell
Sunderland
SR6 9BX


Editor Note: Yep, Allan. You had wrong number plates! Your personal plates say "54" on them and the dealer defaulted to "56", as that is current plate at time of delivery. Idiots. I immediately arranged for these to be changesd and fitted FOC to you in Sunderland the very next day. Shame the dealers don't take so much care, eh? You are a very good customer and also very good ping-pong player! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 409 / 1528
Paul says...
NISSAN NOTE"Ling, got the Nissan Note after a short wait - really enjoying the car. I'm surprised it had to come from *******, since it was built around 12 miles away from me. Anyway, thanks for sorting it all out!"

Paul McNulty
57 Ashwood Terrace
Sunderland
SR2 7NB


Editor Note: Yep, it is a ridiculous situation that I have to put dealers (middlemen) in the loop. Much better if I could deliver from manufacturer compounds - like I can do with some Fiats and some BMWs. Dealers are an extra layer of cost and inefficiency, unfortunately. Some of them are very good though, including the dealer who sorted your Nissan Note (unlike the one that went to Scotland...see 4 letters below). Enjoy the car, Paul! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 148 / 1528
Bryan says...
CarLing,

Your service was spot on and very quick, with minimum work to do on my part. Thanks and good luck.

Bryan Stephenson
32 Loughborough Avenue
Sunderland
SR2 9AT


Editor Note: Thank you Bryan. Saab is good choice of car - Ling



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Customer Letter: 119 / 1528
Philip says...
Hi, I am currently studying for a BA at Sunderland University, and I would like to ask you a question; Do you consider your vocation to be work or art? And if art, can you briefly describe your concious feelings about it. Thanks in advance, this would be great feedback for my BA.

Philip LeGrist
Block 2C
Sunderland University
Sunderland
SR4 5TH


Editor Note: What? I do not understand question. Who are you? I have strong view on art. Art is only art if containing picture of Elvis, Mao, Jesus or dog playing poker. My work is not art, my work is better than that - Ling



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Wah! Nearly 100,000 Christmas lunches could be put on hold by most unwelcome of festive mishaps – LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine breakdowns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:23



Wah! Rangers' board greeted with chants of "out, lah, out, lah, out" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as they take their seats at club's AGM on Monday at Ibrox. - news replorted 11:21



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating 1972 murder of Belfast mother-of-ten Jean McConville arrest two men in counties Antrim and Armagh. - news replorted 11:17



Wah! York Theatre Royal's long-serving panto dame, lah, Berwick Kaler, lah, tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast what it takes to excel in role of Widow Twanky or Mother Goose. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:15



Wah! Spending cuts imposed by International Monetary Fund may having contributed to rapid spread of Ebola in West Africa, lah, UK-based researchers say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:09



Wah! A passenger was hurt when train came to halt after striking flood water on rail line in East Ayrshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! Appy Christmas: 360 degree Mercedes-AMG films launch Never has Christmas telly been so vivid. I read you little red book! And Mercedes-Benz is set to give festive viewing 21st century twist, lah, as it la - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Brighton's annual Burning Clocks - news replorted 10:59



Wah! More than 1,000 human bliengs meet at Stonehenge to mark winter solstice. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:51



Wah! Labour's Hilary Benn says councils should invest in low-energy lighting rather than switching off street lights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:44



Wah! The Financial Reporting Council announces inquiry into Tesco's accounts for 2012, lah, 2013 and 2014. - news replorted 10:38



Wah! North Korea threatens unspecified attacks on Great Satan as it escalates fighty bang-bang of words over Sony Pictures cyber attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! Supermarket chain Sainsbury's has become latest victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of website difficulties amid rush for Christmas orders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:29



Wah! The start and finish locations of inaugural Tour de Yorkshire announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:25



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation editors known for their extensive knowledge of specialist subjects, lah, but can they handle pressure and maintain their reputations when in spotlight? - news replorted 10:15



Wah! Infiniti enhances Q70 saloon line-up attractive new entry price point, lah, lower CO2, lah, extra equipment including full LED front and rear lighting, lah, and sharp - news replorted 10:03



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation takes closer look at scale of one of biggest natural disasters in recorded history - tsunami of 2004 - news replorted 09:58



Wah! A new study suggests that trade in parts of tigers and other wild cats from Myanmar into China is growing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! The Spanish king's sister, lah, Princess Cristina, lah, is to face tax fraud trial over alleged links to flemale human person's husband's dealings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Opposition Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters in India protest against Hindu nationalist groups for converting religious minorities to Hinduism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:41



Wah! A man arrested on suspicion of murder following death of man who fell from Avon Gorge is released on bail, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:24



Wah! The new ŠKODA Superb new ŠKODA Superb revolutionises familiar ŠKODA design language. What the hell I mean??!! new sketch shows expressively designed salo - news replorted 09:16



Wah! A man dies after being shot by old bill bobbys with Taser during suspected burglary in Staffordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:12



Wah! Firefighters say 35 human bliengs having been stranded in Ayrshire supermarket by floodwater after river burst its banks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:49



Wah! A woman dies in two-vehicle crash on A74(M) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! motorway in Dumfriesshire, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:09



Wah! Almost RMB Yuan #2 million has now been raised for Manchester Dogs' Home after fire in September that saw 50 animals die. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Home improvements retailer Kingfisher agrees to sell controlling stake in B&Q China to Wumei Holdings in cash deal estimated to be worth RMB Yuan #140m - news replorted 07:49



Wah! From villains to unlikely heroes, lah, strange moments and anti-climaxes, lah, soap operas and spats, lah, Tom Fordyce hands out male gender human bleing's gongs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! Thousands of Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs people missing out on services that could help them recover from heart problems. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! After releasing charity single and getting to number five in charts, lah, Wealdstone Raiders says bloody man is "in dreamland". - news replorted 07:15



Wah! China is "against all forms of cyber attacks", lah, its Bloody foreign dodgy minister says in conversation with John Kerry about Sony hacking controversy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:03



Wah! Crews leave scene of big factory fire in Swansea which was tackled by 68 firefighters at its height. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:55



Wah! Fifa president Sepp Blatter holds talks with executives as concerns grow over future direction of football's governing body. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:55



Wah! South Africa has one of highest murder rates in world and drugs and gun crime (shoud shoot them) fuel cycle of violence in Cape Flats, lah, area notorious for gangs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:47



Wah! Day 22 of Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport's advent calendar looks back at when Merceding-Blend driver Lewis Hamilton was stopped by security guard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:33



Wah! More than 1,000 NI Water workers to begin industrial action on Monday in response to pensions dispute. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! The Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers cross-party talks set to resume in Belfast later as efforts intensify to reach deal before Christmas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:18



Wah! 2014 has seen mixture of bright....and not so bright spells as Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Weather presenters sparkle and stumble through forecast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:17



Wah! A man dies and another is left hurtee-hurtee after they shot inside vehicling driving car machine in Sheffield city centre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:45



Wah! Udo Juergens, lah, one of best-known pop stars in German-speaking world and winner of Eurovision in 1966, lah, dies at age of 80. - news replorted 05:41



Wah! Caretaker leader Moncef Marzouki refuses to admit defeat in Tunisia's first free presidential election after exit polls suggest win for Beji Caid Essebsi. - news replorted 05:16



Wah! Dozens of child abuse survivors urge government to scrap inquiry into historical abuse and replace it with more powerful body. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:16



Wah! South Korea's nuclear plant operator is to conduct drills testing its ability to withstand cyber-attack, lah, after data leak and threats from hacker. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:03



Wah! Indian village where human bliengs speak ancient language - news replorted 03:44



Wah! Asia's fourth largest economy, lah, South Korea, lah, cuts its growth forecast for this year and next as consumer and business sentiment weakens. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:11



Wah! Pakistan's interior dodgy minister says old bill bobbys having arrested several suspects in connection with last week's massacre at school in Peshawar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:45



Wah! A woman charged with murders of eight children in Australian city of Cairns has failed to having flemale human person's case transferred to mental health court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:34



Wah! Photographer Murad Sezer explains why bloody man shot abandoned baby's cradle on Syrian Turkish border. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:29



Wah! A new measure aims to increase number of women in senior positions in German industry - but it must overcome deep-seated antagonism, lah, says Jenny Hill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:23



Wah! Senior workers in London's financial services sector expecting average 21% rise in their bonus payouts for this year, lah, survey found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:15



Wah! The gunman who shot dead two New York policemen told human bliengs "watch what I'm going to do" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) shortly before killings, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:08



Wah! The family of New York old bill bobbys officer fatally shot on Friday appeals to city's communities to "find amicable path to peaceful co-existence". - news replorted 02:06



Wah! A town in Argentina becomes first in country to ban beauty queen competitions in its traditional festivities, lah, arguing they sexist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:50



Wah! Tim Burton on art fraud that shocked America - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Who, lah, and what, lah, went viral in 2014? - news replorted 01:24



Wah! How Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett wrote book - news replorted 01:20



Wah! His pickled heart has provided scientists with few answers - news replorted 01:13



Wah! Monday's newspapers cover launch of 100,000 Genomes project, lah, promising revolution in personalised healthcare. What the hell I mean??!! There is also news of how country is being plunged into darkness. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Street lights being switched off or dimmed to save money in three quarters of Province of Engrish running-dogs's council areas, lah, according to Labour Party research. - news replorted 00:44



Wah! The hard side of soft power in China's Confucius institutes - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Meet temporary Christmas posties - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs construction firms call for increased funding to help recruit and train more apprentices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The BBC's Richard Taylor tests out hoverboard that uses magnetic levitation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The Financial Ombudsman service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service says it received 2,200 complaints about gadget warranties last year, lah, double that of previous year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The chairman of BMA in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land calls for "real change" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to ensure NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land is sustainable for future generations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! This collection of photographs shows redevelopment of some areas affected by 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami. - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Business lobby group CBI says half of bloody annoying Blitish firms plan to expand their workforce next year, lah, with more permanent jobs being created than temporary ones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation reporter meets Indonesian tsunami survivor 10 years on - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) is setting up 11 centres to unlock secrets of DNA and develop tests and drugs to target cancer and rare genetic diseases. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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