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Customer Letter: 1524 / 1528
Brian says...
 Ling, it was a pleasure to deal with your company from start to finish. Every query and question was dealt with promptly. I was made to feel like I was your “only” customer such was the personal nature of your service. Dealer Service – Excellent – Very prompt and efficient.

Brian Roffe
45, Stratford Ave
Grangetown
Sunderland
SR2 8RY


Editor Note: Brian, but you were my only customer, it was a quiet week, hahahahaha! I do treat everyone individually, I find it much more enjoyable. Mazda 3 is a great car, low-profile, but very good. Thanks for your communication, you were very good to deal with, that helps. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1400 / 1528
David says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOThis is the first time I've used contract hire to get a car and I must say that the experience of using LingsCars has been excellent from start to finish. The communication has been superb throughout and by far the best for any product that I've purchased recently.

I think your Lingo system is great and really lets people feel a lot more in control of things. Other companies (not just those in the car leasing business) could learn a lot from this. I have already recommended LingsCars to friends and would have no hesitation in using you again. Good delivery, car arrived not quite agreed time, but otherwise great.

David Groark
1 Avoncroft Close
Seaton
Seaham
SR70LL


Editor Note: Dave, thanks so much :) As this was a VW Scirocco, it was subject to a small delay as the production was overbooked at the factory and VW struggled to cope, but... you have one of the best selling cars of 2009, and so cheap. Hope you love it. Thanks for kind comments. Great customer. Funny name though, I still can't say it. :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1369 / 1528
John says...
 Hi Ling, thanks for the great service during the whole process. Car arrived two days earlier than planned. Loved the crack during the emails, the best thing was the sweets sent in the post, ta. Excellent services Ling, who needs a Dragon? Good service and good communication from the dealer during delivery, too.

John Wardropper
7, Craster Point
East Shore Village
Seaham Co Durham
SR7 7WW


Editor Note: Hey, you are easily pleased if the best thing about getting a new Audi A3 are some rancid Chinese sweets! :) I choose the worst ones, especially! Hahahaha. Have a super time in your new A3 Sport. You are quite close to me, in Seaham, maybe see you around? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1232 / 1528
Allan says...
AUDI A3 CABRIOLETThis Audi A3 Cabriolet is the second car that I have obtained from Ling. Everything from Ling's end went smoothly and efficiently and informatively from start to finish. I would heartily (and I do) recommend her. If Ling keep up these high standards she will have my business for life. Good delivery, but she was let down by the dealer - the new Audi was filthy when it arrived.

Allan Thompson
Thompson Insurance Consultants
46+46a Sea Road
Fullwell
Sunderland, Tyne And Wear
SR6 9BX


Editor Note: Allan, thanks so much. It disappoints me that car dealers can't do a simple thing like wash a new car before handover, when it is only £2.50 at a car wash. Apart from that you are very pleased, and you should be, your A3 Cabriolet is a really lovely new car! Happy to have customers back for a second time around. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1100 / 1528
David says...
NISSAN QASHQAIThis was my first venture into the car leasing market and I must say that with the help of Ling it was a first class experience which I will be repeating once my lease expires on this car, and I will be returning to LINGsCARS. What more can I say other than - first rate all round - thanks. Good delivery on my Qashqai, the car was delivered on time, the gentleman spent some time explaining all the car's controls etc, very good.

David Barras
6 Sycamore Road
Whitburn
Sunderland
SR6 7AW


Editor Note: Wow, David, you work in quite an unusual industry these days, you are a furnaceman making steel rolls. Big and tough, I guess, like the Qashqai. Plus, the car is made in Sunderland, where you live! Thanks for being a super customer. Glad you enjoyed the experience :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 868 / 1528
David says...
CarThe A-Class was delivered today Ling. Thanks so much for your excellent service.

It took exactly 2 weeks from subitting my first proposal form, to having a shiny black new Mercedes A-Class outside my house, for an amazing price of £170 per month including VAT. I have since found other PCH Brokers offering the same car for up to £267 per month, so you can imagine how pleased I am!

The car was driven up from Exeter by a friendly driver, who showed me all of the controls and paperwork that come with the car. Overall, it has been a brilliant way of getting a new Mercedes. Every email I sent you was answered almost immediately, and even when there was a slight delay in delivery (of only 1 day), you called me as soon as you could to let me know.

I will finish by saying that anyone that gets a Personal Contract Hire car in the UK from anyone other than Ling, is an absolute fool, an idiot, and must have more money than common sense. Thanks again!

David Rogers
3 Mill Terrace
Easington Village
Peterlee
SR8 3BX


Editor Note: David, you are bloody superstar. This was a dead cheap Merc A Class and it was delivered very quickly. I am so pleased I saved you £100/month, that's £3,800 you have left in your bank. You can afford a massive diamond ring for your wife! Enjoy the A Class, use a big Krooklock in Easington!!! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 811 / 1528
Mark says...
CarDear Ling, I recently received delivery of my new Audi A6, which was delivered to my office in Hebburn. The service was great, as I now come to expect from you (this is my second Ling lease). The delivery mileage was 225.5 miles and I got the delivery driver to sign this off.

Mark Bulmer
162 Newcastle Road
Fulwell
Sunderland
SR5 1NW


Editor Note: Mark, I'm so pleased you are just as pleased with the second car you have had from me, as the first. These A6s were real bargains. A bit more luxury than your last car, the diesel Freelander, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 669 / 1528
Martin says...
CarGreat service!!! Emails answered very quickly. No bullshit. What Ling says is what Ling does!

I would recommend and use again once this lease on my Vauxhall Zafira expires. Nice to deal with a person and not a machine.

Martin Ballantine
7 Trevor Grove
Sunderland
SR6 7UE


Editor Note: Well, thanks Martin. I feel like a machine, sometimes... I am so busy. Glad to hear you are pleased with my service and hope you are as pleased with the Zafira. Also nice to deal with local Mackam customer. See you in 2-years :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 446 / 1528
Allan says...
 "From start to finish I was kept informed of when and where my delivery would be, the cost, the outlay and how to proceed. I will definitely advise my clients to go to LINGsCARS without hesitation! Car was delivered with the wrong number plates."

Allan Thompson
Thompson Insurance Consultants
46+46a Sea Road
Fullwell
Sunderland
SR6 9BX


Editor Note: Yep, Allan. You had wrong number plates! Your personal plates say "54" on them and the dealer defaulted to "56", as that is current plate at time of delivery. Idiots. I immediately arranged for these to be changesd and fitted FOC to you in Sunderland the very next day. Shame the dealers don't take so much care, eh? You are a very good customer and also very good ping-pong player! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 409 / 1528
Paul says...
NISSAN NOTE"Ling, got the Nissan Note after a short wait - really enjoying the car. I'm surprised it had to come from *******, since it was built around 12 miles away from me. Anyway, thanks for sorting it all out!"

Paul McNulty
57 Ashwood Terrace
Sunderland
SR2 7NB


Editor Note: Yep, it is a ridiculous situation that I have to put dealers (middlemen) in the loop. Much better if I could deliver from manufacturer compounds - like I can do with some Fiats and some BMWs. Dealers are an extra layer of cost and inefficiency, unfortunately. Some of them are very good though, including the dealer who sorted your Nissan Note (unlike the one that went to Scotland...see 4 letters below). Enjoy the car, Paul! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 148 / 1528
Bryan says...
CarLing,

Your service was spot on and very quick, with minimum work to do on my part. Thanks and good luck.

Bryan Stephenson
32 Loughborough Avenue
Sunderland
SR2 9AT


Editor Note: Thank you Bryan. Saab is good choice of car - Ling



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Customer Letter: 119 / 1528
Philip says...
Hi, I am currently studying for a BA at Sunderland University, and I would like to ask you a question; Do you consider your vocation to be work or art? And if art, can you briefly describe your concious feelings about it. Thanks in advance, this would be great feedback for my BA.

Philip LeGrist
Block 2C
Sunderland University
Sunderland
SR4 5TH


Editor Note: What? I do not understand question. Who are you? I have strong view on art. Art is only art if containing picture of Elvis, Mao, Jesus or dog playing poker. My work is not art, my work is better than that - Ling



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Wah! One-armed shark attack survivor Bethany Hamilton finishes career-best third in Fiji Women's Pro surfing event. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:35



Wah! JK Rowling's work under pseudonym Robert Galbraith is shortlisted for prestigious crime (shoud shoot them) novel award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:33



Wah! Seventeen soldiers die in fire at military ammunition depot in western Maharashtra state, lah, Indian Tommy Atkins Liberation Army officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:06



Wah! Iraqi forces continuing second day of their assault to retake city of Falluja from so-called Islamic State group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 05:57



Wah! Leading figures in campaign for Britain to leave European Union say they wanting to be able to scrap govornment stealing VAT unfair sales taxing on fuel to help poorest households. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:14



Wah! French railway workers to go on strike in latest in series of protests against planned labour reforms, lah, with strikes also expected in Belgium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 05:02



Wah! Wildlife authorities in Thailand removing tigers from controversial Buddhist temple after accusations of wildlife trafficking and animal abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:20



Wah! Almost 75% of older children in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep with diabetes not getting key health checks, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:50



Wah! North Korea has attempted to fire ballistic missile off its east coast but launch appears to having failed, lah, South Korean military officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:25



Wah! An inquiry into historical child sex abuse in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers is due to begin examining allegations relating to former Kincora Boys' Home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:55



Wah! A second dodgy minister in Brazil's new government resigns after recording was published appearing to show him trying to derail corruption investigation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Unusual laws you tellibly lovely custlingmer might unknowingly break - news replorted 01:08



Wah! A look back at one of world's busiest airports - news replorted 00:54



Wah! A woman killed by crocodile in Australia's far-north was on trip to celebrate end of flemale human person's friend's cancer treatment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! The length of bloody annoying Blitish roads covered by permanent average speed cameras has more than doubled since 2013, lah, new figures having reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:43



Wah! High Streets and public spaces in some areas of bloody annoying Blitish no longer having any council-run public lavatories, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:41



Wah! Families of victims of Winterbourne View scandal write to prime dodgy minister demanding bloody man shuts outdated care home institutions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! Is Donald Trump actually most moderate Republican candidate for years? - news replorted 00:23



Wah! Will giving computers emotions make them more useful at work? - news replorted 00:10



Wah! What happened to Tory activist Elliott Johnson? - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The annual Mobo Awards to return to Glasgow's SSE Hydro on 4 November, lah, its organisers confirm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! The latest in EU referendum campaign, lah, migrant smuggling by sea and health issues on front pages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Anonymous social media novel gains growing audience - news replorted 00:07



Wah! The centenary of biggest naval engagement of World fighty bang-bang One is to be marked by services in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land and at sea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Brazilian silly kick-kick game legend Pele is auctioning off more than 1,500 football-related items accumulated over more than six decades. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The invention that stop girls missing school every month - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport uncovers multi-billion pound world where luck counts as much as breeding in race for Derby success. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



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