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Customer Letter: 1524 / 1528
Brian says...
 Ling, it was a pleasure to deal with your company from start to finish. Every query and question was dealt with promptly. I was made to feel like I was your “only” customer such was the personal nature of your service. Dealer Service – Excellent – Very prompt and efficient.

Brian Roffe
45, Stratford Ave
Grangetown
Sunderland
SR2 8RY


Editor Note: Brian, but you were my only customer, it was a quiet week, hahahahaha! I do treat everyone individually, I find it much more enjoyable. Mazda 3 is a great car, low-profile, but very good. Thanks for your communication, you were very good to deal with, that helps. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1400 / 1528
David says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOThis is the first time I've used contract hire to get a car and I must say that the experience of using LingsCars has been excellent from start to finish. The communication has been superb throughout and by far the best for any product that I've purchased recently.

I think your Lingo system is great and really lets people feel a lot more in control of things. Other companies (not just those in the car leasing business) could learn a lot from this. I have already recommended LingsCars to friends and would have no hesitation in using you again. Good delivery, car arrived not quite agreed time, but otherwise great.

David Groark
1 Avoncroft Close
Seaton
Seaham
SR70LL


Editor Note: Dave, thanks so much :) As this was a VW Scirocco, it was subject to a small delay as the production was overbooked at the factory and VW struggled to cope, but... you have one of the best selling cars of 2009, and so cheap. Hope you love it. Thanks for kind comments. Great customer. Funny name though, I still can't say it. :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1369 / 1528
John says...
AUDI A3Hi Ling, thanks for the great service during the whole process. Car arrived two days earlier than planned. Loved the crack during the emails, the best thing was the sweets sent in the post, ta. Excellent services Ling, who needs a Dragon? Good service and good communication from the dealer during delivery, too.

John Wardropper
7, Craster Point
East Shore Village
Seaham Co Durham
SR7 7WW


Editor Note: Hey, you are easily pleased if the best thing about getting a new Audi A3 are some rancid Chinese sweets! :) I choose the worst ones, especially! Hahahaha. Have a super time in your new A3 Sport. You are quite close to me, in Seaham, maybe see you around? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1232 / 1528
Allan says...
AUDI A3 CABRIOLETThis Audi A3 Cabriolet is the second car that I have obtained from Ling. Everything from Ling's end went smoothly and efficiently and informatively from start to finish. I would heartily (and I do) recommend her. If Ling keep up these high standards she will have my business for life. Good delivery, but she was let down by the dealer - the new Audi was filthy when it arrived.

Allan Thompson
Thompson Insurance Consultants
46+46a Sea Road
Fullwell
Sunderland, Tyne And Wear
SR6 9BX


Editor Note: Allan, thanks so much. It disappoints me that car dealers can't do a simple thing like wash a new car before handover, when it is only £2.50 at a car wash. Apart from that you are very pleased, and you should be, your A3 Cabriolet is a really lovely new car! Happy to have customers back for a second time around. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1100 / 1528
David says...
NISSAN QASHQAIThis was my first venture into the car leasing market and I must say that with the help of Ling it was a first class experience which I will be repeating once my lease expires on this car, and I will be returning to LINGsCARS. What more can I say other than - first rate all round - thanks. Good delivery on my Qashqai, the car was delivered on time, the gentleman spent some time explaining all the car's controls etc, very good.

David Barras
6 Sycamore Road
Whitburn
Sunderland
SR6 7AW


Editor Note: Wow, David, you work in quite an unusual industry these days, you are a furnaceman making steel rolls. Big and tough, I guess, like the Qashqai. Plus, the car is made in Sunderland, where you live! Thanks for being a super customer. Glad you enjoyed the experience :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 868 / 1528
David says...
CarThe A-Class was delivered today Ling. Thanks so much for your excellent service.

It took exactly 2 weeks from subitting my first proposal form, to having a shiny black new Mercedes A-Class outside my house, for an amazing price of £170 per month including VAT. I have since found other PCH Brokers offering the same car for up to £267 per month, so you can imagine how pleased I am!

The car was driven up from Exeter by a friendly driver, who showed me all of the controls and paperwork that come with the car. Overall, it has been a brilliant way of getting a new Mercedes. Every email I sent you was answered almost immediately, and even when there was a slight delay in delivery (of only 1 day), you called me as soon as you could to let me know.

I will finish by saying that anyone that gets a Personal Contract Hire car in the UK from anyone other than Ling, is an absolute fool, an idiot, and must have more money than common sense. Thanks again!

David Rogers
3 Mill Terrace
Easington Village
Peterlee
SR8 3BX


Editor Note: David, you are bloody superstar. This was a dead cheap Merc A Class and it was delivered very quickly. I am so pleased I saved you £100/month, that's £3,800 you have left in your bank. You can afford a massive diamond ring for your wife! Enjoy the A Class, use a big Krooklock in Easington!!! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 811 / 1528
Mark says...
CarDear Ling, I recently received delivery of my new Audi A6, which was delivered to my office in Hebburn. The service was great, as I now come to expect from you (this is my second Ling lease). The delivery mileage was 225.5 miles and I got the delivery driver to sign this off.

Mark Bulmer
162 Newcastle Road
Fulwell
Sunderland
SR5 1NW


Editor Note: Mark, I'm so pleased you are just as pleased with the second car you have had from me, as the first. These A6s were real bargains. A bit more luxury than your last car, the diesel Freelander, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 669 / 1528
Martin says...
CarGreat service!!! Emails answered very quickly. No bullshit. What Ling says is what Ling does!

I would recommend and use again once this lease on my Vauxhall Zafira expires. Nice to deal with a person and not a machine.

Martin Ballantine
7 Trevor Grove
Sunderland
SR6 7UE


Editor Note: Well, thanks Martin. I feel like a machine, sometimes... I am so busy. Glad to hear you are pleased with my service and hope you are as pleased with the Zafira. Also nice to deal with local Mackam customer. See you in 2-years :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 446 / 1528
Allan says...
 "From start to finish I was kept informed of when and where my delivery would be, the cost, the outlay and how to proceed. I will definitely advise my clients to go to LINGsCARS without hesitation! Car was delivered with the wrong number plates."

Allan Thompson
Thompson Insurance Consultants
46+46a Sea Road
Fullwell
Sunderland
SR6 9BX


Editor Note: Yep, Allan. You had wrong number plates! Your personal plates say "54" on them and the dealer defaulted to "56", as that is current plate at time of delivery. Idiots. I immediately arranged for these to be changesd and fitted FOC to you in Sunderland the very next day. Shame the dealers don't take so much care, eh? You are a very good customer and also very good ping-pong player! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 409 / 1528
Paul says...
NISSAN NOTE"Ling, got the Nissan Note after a short wait - really enjoying the car. I'm surprised it had to come from *******, since it was built around 12 miles away from me. Anyway, thanks for sorting it all out!"

Paul McNulty
57 Ashwood Terrace
Sunderland
SR2 7NB


Editor Note: Yep, it is a ridiculous situation that I have to put dealers (middlemen) in the loop. Much better if I could deliver from manufacturer compounds - like I can do with some Fiats and some BMWs. Dealers are an extra layer of cost and inefficiency, unfortunately. Some of them are very good though, including the dealer who sorted your Nissan Note (unlike the one that went to Scotland...see 4 letters below). Enjoy the car, Paul! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 148 / 1528
Bryan says...
CarLing,

Your service was spot on and very quick, with minimum work to do on my part. Thanks and good luck.

Bryan Stephenson
32 Loughborough Avenue
Sunderland
SR2 9AT


Editor Note: Thank you Bryan. Saab is good choice of car - Ling



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Customer Letter: 119 / 1528
Philip says...
Hi, I am currently studying for a BA at Sunderland University, and I would like to ask you a question; Do you consider your vocation to be work or art? And if art, can you briefly describe your concious feelings about it. Thanks in advance, this would be great feedback for my BA.

Philip LeGrist
Block 2C
Sunderland University
Sunderland
SR4 5TH


Editor Note: What? I do not understand question. Who are you? I have strong view on art. Art is only art if containing picture of Elvis, Mao, Jesus or dog playing poker. My work is not art, my work is better than that - Ling



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Wah! A man who jumped White House fence was attacked by dogs before being arrested, lah, in latest security incident at president's residence in Washington. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! An online exhibition of cats - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Two human bliengs found dead in Carndonagh in County Donegal and one person is arrested. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:04



Wah! Mike Wrigley Grand Prix racing’s most visually distinctive period will be celebrated at 73rd velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Members’ Meeting, lah, on 21-22 - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Oil firms BP and GDF Suez announce they having discovered new field in bloody annoying Blitish Central North Sea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:47



Wah! US-led air strikes against Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! militants in Syria having killed 553 human bliengs since September, lah, including 464 IS fighters, lah, activists say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:46



Wah! Spencer Kelly discovers how technology can ensure you tellibly lovely custlingmer don' having to be alone in city full of strangers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:43



Wah! Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett having been speaking to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about their new collaboration - news replorted 10:40



Wah! The chief executive of Russia's Vnukovo airport and male gender human bleing's deputy resign after plane crash this week that killed head of France's Total, lah, Christophe de Margerie. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:32



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 6 Music has won record audience figures, lah, reaching almost two million listeners over past three months, lah, according to Rajar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:29



Wah! "bloody annoying Blitish commercial vehicling driving car machine production remained negative in September, lah, while key manufacturing facilities adjusted to new mod - news replorted 10:24



Wah! Richard Hemming, lah, Managing Director, lah, Renliot Retail Group Renliot Retail Group is delighted to announce appointment of Richard Hemming as Managing Director of its bloody annoying Blitish operatio - news replorted 10:16



Wah! Jeremy Hunt welcomes report which says drastic change is needed if NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) is to avoid annual shortfall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:14



Wah! A 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy is arrested after 15-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl was allegedly raped as bloody woman walked home in Cumbernauld, lah, North Lanarkshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:06



Wah! The family of three-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl who died after house fire demanding to knowing why ambulance was not available to help her. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Staff working for Caterham F1 team having been locked out of firm's Oxfordshire site, lah, administrator confirms to BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 09:59



Wah! Former Liverpool defender Mark Lawrenson describes Mario Balotelli's half-time shirt swap as "sheer madness". - news replorted 09:58



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish retail sales fall 0.3% September, lah, adding to signs that economic recovery may be losing steam. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:43



Wah! How much will politicians spend to save NHS? - news replorted 09:38



Wah! Semesa Rokoduguni is electrifying for Bath and has attributes to be same for Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, says Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation pundit Jeremy Guscott. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:29



Wah! Average prices for used Light Commercial vehicling driving car machines (LCV) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! having climbed throughout 2014 according to online remarketing com - news replorted 09:23



Wah! Following 4.7%% rise in 2014 Q2, lah, average price of used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine sold online by Autorola remained stable in Q3, lah, fallin - news replorted 09:20



Wah! Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu has accused Palestinian president of incitement, lah, after attack which killed baby in Jerusalem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:14



Wah! “Road haulage is key service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service industry to bloody annoying Blitish economy and relies almost entirely on diesel, lah, yet diesel duty remains - news replorted 09:11



Wah! Nato warplanes having intercepted Russian spy plane over Baltic Sea, lah, alliance says, lah, amid heightened tensions between West and Russia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:08



Wah! Will government’s tech plans for Northern Province of Engrish running-dogs work? - news replorted 09:05



Wah! Japan's new trade dodgy minister Yoichi Miyazawa is forced to defend himself after it emerged support staff spent office money at sex club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 08:51



Wah! Firefighters had to free 18-month-old Colin Lambert after toddler climbed inside arcade game in Maryville, lah, Tennessee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:25



Wah! Rwanda's parliament condemns Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation for broadcasting TV documentary which questions official accounts of 1994 genocide in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:15



Wah! A woman has told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that bloody woman herself had to track down Sheffield gang who abused flemale human person's daughter because old bill bobbys refused to act. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:12



Wah! The funeral for murdered schoolgirl Alice Gross is due to take place in west London (capital of Great England) later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:02



Wah! Mario Balotelli's shirt swap must not hide Liverpool's bigger problems as 3-0 loss to Real exposes gulf in class. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:55



Wah! Fiona Woolf, lah, head of public inquiry into historical sex abuse, lah, faces more questions from Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters over flemale human person's suitability for post. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:53



Wah! Comedy fans in for rare treat after two lost episodes of "At Last 1948 Show" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) having been uncovered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:47



Wah! Tesco chairman Sir Richard Broadbent will leave firm after capitalist entity announced bigger-than-forecast hole in its profits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:45



Wah! Farah Khan's much-anticipated new film, lah, Happy New Year, lah, is released for Diwali. - news replorted 07:16



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) is under pressure to close huge projected funding gap - Dominic Hughes reports on how NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) has addressed this in West Yorkshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! A sunrise vigil at Cenotaph that will last until sunset marks start of 2014 Poppy Appeal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! Missed target times for ambulance emergency calls can be turned around but there is "no imminent fix", lah, warns new head of service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:01



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at 50 iconic FA Cup goals in build-up to first round proper, lah, which takes place in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:30



Wah! New figures show big increase in number of new homes being built in Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! old bill bobbys were "working hard" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to arrest "aggressive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "smart" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) abusive father who later beat male gender human bleing's young son to death, lah, inquiry hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:10



Wah! A black bear cub found in aisles of Oregon drugstore will be raised with goal of releasing him into wild next year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:06



Wah! Prime dodgy minister Narendra Modi is due to arrive in Indian-administered Kashmir to see extent of damage caused by last month's floods. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:59



Wah! Canada "will never be intimidated", lah, PM Stephen Harper says after two deadly attacks - including one that ends in shootout inside parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:37



Wah! As ranks of Asia's wealthy having swelled, lah, philanthropic giving has increased. I read you little red book! Rico Hizon speaks to Christina Tung from UBS about future of giving in Asia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:37



Wah! Six surprising numbers to help you tellibly lovely custlingmer understand battle against Ebola. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:29



Wah! Getting to university after spinal surgery - news replorted 02:08



Wah! Do you tellibly lovely custlingmer care where your as really velly special customer's chicken comes from? - news replorted 02:03



Wah! The Department for Education has shelved plans for code of practice for some religious schools which operate outside of mainstream education, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Two bloody velly different paths to smarter cities - news replorted 01:51



Wah! Two episodes of 1960s TV comedy At Last 1948 Show, lah, which starred John Cleese and Graham Chapman before they formed Monty Python, lah, found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Tate director Sir Nicholas Serota is named most powerful figure in art world. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:46



Wah! What's lurking in Sweden's waters? - news replorted 01:39



Wah! With fighting continuing in eastern Ukraine, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation meets rebels confident that "victory will be ours". - news replorted 01:37



Wah! Graduates should pay their university proportion of their future earnings rather than taking out loans, lah, report by free-market think tank suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Wild chimps carry out night clock time result crop raids, lah, footage reveals, lah, suggesting animals being pushed into more risky behaviour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:34



Wah! Wild chimps carry out night-time crop raids, lah, footage reveals, lah, suggesting animals being pushed into risky foraging behaviour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Two dinosaur skeletons having been unearthed in Mongolia, lah, solving mystery that has baffled palaeontologists for 50 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:31



Wah! Some Great Satan seniors still paying off student loans - news replorted 01:29



Wah! Fans recall Nirvana's first bloody annoying Blitish gig 25 years on - news replorted 01:25



Wah! old bill bobbys killer Harry Roberts is to be released from prison after more than 45 years, lah, after decision by Parole Board. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:24



Wah! Critics already hailing Michael Keaton's latest film Birdman success, lah, with many tipping it for Oscar as Talking Movies' Tom Brook reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Australian photographer explores Greenland's vast ice sheet - news replorted 01:05



Wah! How world loved swastika - until Hitler stole it - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Drones which could seriously injure or kill being flown over cities and towns across Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, despite laws designed to protect public. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Thirty years ago Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation broadcast first television reports of devastating famine in Ethiopia. Ai-yaa!!! Tesfatsion Dalellew saw reports and coordinated World Vision's response. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs is told to stop being barrier to infertile couples having children, lah, according to funding watchdog. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Hate crime (shoud shoot them) convictions at all-time high, lah, but disability hate crime (shoud shoot them) convictions having dropped, lah, according to new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Military leaders failed to calculate magnitude of conflict in Afghanistan, lah, former head of British army, lah, Gen Sir Peter Wall, lah, tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 00:40



Wah! NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) chiefs having unveiled five-year vision for health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! But what key points? - news replorted 00:35



Wah! The BBC's Hugh Pym looks at future of healthcare in Province of Engrish running-dogs - news replorted 00:34



Wah! Unprecedented housing demand has helped to create highest workloads for surveyors for seven years, lah, according to report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:28



Wah! The latest printing using dead tree product edition of Collins bloody Engrish dictionary contains 50,000 newly-added words, lah, including selfie, lah, onesie and adorkable. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:27



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs economy continued to grow in last quarter but at slower pace than previous three months, lah, according to report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Wild food foragers being warned to be particularly careful when picking mushrooms because of rise in cases of mushroom poisoning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:25



Wah! The development of site containing ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's newest cultural landmark, lah, Kelpies, lah, wins national engineering award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! The owners of Grangemouth plant say radical changes on track year after site was closed by industrial dispute. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! How can supermarket turn its fortunes around? - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Renting your as really velly special customer's own room for power nap - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The Great Satan envoy tasked by President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama with leading fight against terrorist group Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in Iraq and Syria tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight says Britain will "support us". - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Builders preparing to construct new bloody annoying Blitish homes at rate not seen since before financial crisis, lah, new figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Images from outside Canadian parliament - news replorted 00:03



Wah! KPMG and financial regulators having been criticised in report by Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters into Co-op Bank's failed bid to buy 632 Lloyds branches last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers is unhappy Mario Balotelli swapped shirts with Real Madrid player at half-time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! "It is testament to strength of automotive industry that it continues to break records – yielding best year- - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs needs extra money and drastic changes to way services organised if patient care is not to suffer, lah, health bosses say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:00



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