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Customer Letter: 1487 / 1528
Stuart says...
HONDA CR-VExcellent customer service and very competitive price for the vehicle I required. Unorthodox and refreshing approach to vehicle leasing! Well done Ling! Good dealer service on my Honda CRV delivery.

Stuart Cartwright
42 Corner Brook

Editor Note: Stuart, thanks so much. Glad to be unorthodox... as the TYPICAL leasing company service is quite bad. So, im my case, different is good. I treat you like adult. Happy to thought everything was great! Enjoy CRV, what a lovely car. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1448 / 1528
Christopher says...
FORD FIESTALing, you provided an excellent service, which was hassle free, Fiesta arrived clean and on the date stated, the delivery man was pleasant - when I rent a new vehicle it will be from Ling. Thanks a lot Ling. Excellent delivery, no problems with dealer.

Christopher Reed
18 Moyse Avenue

Editor Note: Hahahah, as if you were expecting problems with the dealer, Chris! Well, it was a car dealer, so I guess this is a normal expectation :) Thanks for saying I gave an excellent service, it made me quite happy. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1284 / 1528
Catriona says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERFor the second time, Ling has treated me with legendary Chinese efficiency. A fantastic car and some wierd sweets. Three weeks from start to finish with documents sent out and uploaded before you can say "Dragons' Den". Why would I ever bother going anywhere else? Excellent delivery of my Citroen C5 Tourer, spot on, no complaints. Thanks, Ling!

Catriona Bright
8 Hadleigh Green

Editor Note: Catriona, yep, this C5 follows on from a Mazda MX5, quite a different car, but just as good value! Great to have you back, repeating customers are my favourite. You are always lovely to deal with and as a company director, I take your views seriously. Thanks for being so sweet to me, apologies for weird sweets I sent in return, hahaha, you are not supposed to EAT them! Yuk. - Ling

Customer Letter: 891 / 1528
Craig says...
CarDeciding to lease my new Vauxhall Astra via Ling is one of the best things I have ever done. The quick and personal response provided by Ling added to the experience and my new car arrived when she said it would.

Top notch!!

Excellent delivery, really good, friendly and helpful.

Craig Davies
11 Inglewood Close

Editor Note: Craig, yep, what can I say? Your car order and delivery went without a hitch, but that was a lot to do with you being such a good customer and being accurate with your paperwork. I hope you get a good 2-years driving out of the cheap Astra. These are the most popular cars in the UK, and everyone seems to love them. - Ling

Customer Letter: 636 / 1528
David says...
CarEasy to deal with, delivered correct car, on time, in perfect condition ... and all at an unbeatable price!

David Lloyd
Norbrook Direct Limited
Highfield House
506 Manchester Road

Editor Note: Hehehe, what were you expecting, David? A Subaru Impreza instead of your Zafira, by mistake?? Thanks for lovely short letter, always a pleasure to deal with an IT Services company. Your company blurb says: "Norbrook Direct is a North West based company established in 1998. It is operated as a family business with all its employees taking pride in customer service and following the principles of a jargon free and honest approach to IT. This philosophy forms the cornerstone of our business." - Ling

Customer Letter: 548 / 1528
Catriona says...
CarIn a sea of anonymous car leasing firms offering car deals which don't actually exist, Ling is a breath of fresh air.

The service is personable, efficient and a little bit cheeky. Best of all though, a good deal cheaper than her competitors. All my queries and paperwork were dealt with super-fast, and I got my car within about 3 weeks. I will definitely come back to Ling for my next car.

Catriona Bright
8 Hadleigh Green

Editor Note: Catriona, you are Director of a building survey company, and I always pay close attention to the views of people who run companies. Thanks for the kind comments, I am glad you were happy with my service (cheeky and all!). I must say there was a little confusion on delivery from the dealer, but you got the car as soon as they sorted themselves out with very little delay. See you in 2 years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 496 / 1528
Keith says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"Very professional and pain-free experience (renting my new Zafira). Car arrived on time, very courteous driver, excellent. Ling deserves to do well. Good luck for the future."

Keith Nightingale
Abbey Furnishing
38 Delph Brook Way

Editor Note: Yep, this was pain-free alright, mainly due to your quick responses and paperwork efficiency. 3-weeks from proposal to delivery, it was a textbook rental. Hope you enjoy cramming the Zafira with furniture, Keith :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 466 / 1528
Scott says...
 "Many thanks for arranging the Mini Cooper for us, the car is great! Excellent service provided by Ling. As you know, the dealer messed the colour up, but Ling got it sorted and got us a free tank of fuel to boot. Great service and we will order again."

Scott Thomson
1 Claypool Road

Editor Note: I had a hell of a day, this day, with deliveries! You ordered black car with white roof and mirrors, Scott. Bloody BMW Mini dealer delivered fully black car! Aaaaagh. Within 2-days he had re-painted the roof and mirrors white :). Just shows even BMW dealers get it wrong, huh? Luckily, they sorted it out very quickly after I shouted at them, hehehe - Ling

Customer Letter: 463 / 1528
Steve says...

The more I found out about you and your business the more I liked. Your good humour and banter shines through making the hiring process a pleasurable experience. Your email service was highly responsive and you obviously take note and show a considerate understanding of your client needs. You are very competitive on price and ultimately this will always be a major advantage if maintained.

I would recommend you without hesitation, I strongly urge straight-laced people (including myself here) and those serious corporate types not to be put off by your crazy web site! It is refreshing to see a new approach in this type of business that I suspect will grow and grow if the American experience is anything to go by.

I had no problem insuring my car but if you can fit it in on your web site (!), then some insurance advice would help further boost confidence for people considering this form of motoring.

I wish you well for the future."

Steve Butcher
574 Daisy Hall Drive

Editor Note: Steve, you were not straight-laced! You were brilliant fun customer!!! Your car was delivered in 2 and half weeks, quite fast, eh? Luckily, my Citroen supplier is the world-best! Thanks for your sweet comments. Insurance; well, I now send info out with documents to every customer following your comments. However, putting it on the website is SO difficult, as I am not FSA regulated and I do not want to break the law - Ling

Customer Letter: 448 / 1528
Marjorie says...
MITSUBISHI L200"If only all business dealings went as smoothly as this, life would be great. Very professional, trouble-free and gave me a few giggles along the way. Excellent delivery. As for you Ling, "YOU GO, GIRL!". Thanks a lot."

Marjorie Rigby
Malrod Insulations Ltd
Glebe Mill, Library street

Editor Note: Marjorie, you did not mention that I failed to make clear that leather was not standard on this pick-up, unlike the old L200. Sorry about that. So nice to deal with such a fast-responding, perfect customer, thanks for your comments - Ling

Customer Letter: 364 / 1528
James says...
MAZDA MX-5"Ling was cheaper than the two other "big" companies I checked her against. So I got exactly what I wanted (new Mazda MX-5) on the day I expected it at the lowest price. Her delivering dealer was excellent. But the reason I recommend her is her personal service. Ling answered emails on the same day, I was able to speak directly to her and if I left a message, she rang me back within 15 minutes. I had to chase the big companies I contacted. Personal service at the lowest price - PERFECT."

James O'Malley
74 Laurel Avenue
Darcy Lever

Editor Note: James, I wonder who the "big" companies were that you contacted? They will certainly have higher overheads than me, guaranteed. That is why prices are higher, they want to to pay for their inefficiency. As I say again and again, I find most service in the motor industry quite crap. I have to deal with some of the idiots, and it drives me mad. They employ (mainly white, English, out of interest - significant?) numbskull employees who don't seem to care. As I said to Ross McLaren, below, I seem to be brilliant because you compare me with the industry average. And that average is quite shit, frankly. Is this too strong a reply? Well - I just tell the truth. Thanks for lovely letter, enjoy MX-5, a perfect car I think (even though it's Japanese :), hehe) - Ling

Customer Letter: 251 / 1528
Paul says...
CarLing, I am so pleased with my new Peugeot 407. I love everything about it. The dealer you chose was excellent, delivered the car a day early, good job well done. My missus even likes the colour! I don't know how you managed to get me FREE SAT-NAV, but thanks! Great car, great service, great deal. I've told all my friends, family and colleagues about you.

Paul Nolan
33 Waterside Road

Editor Note: Free Sat-Nav! Well, I'm glad you appreciate it, Paul. Everyone else should note that I cannot often supply free things, only when dealer has opportunity to supply car with extras (and I tell dealer "supply or lose order!"). Glad you are so pleased with 407, so much better to rent Peugeot 407 as residuals not strongest in world and if you were to buy it, you would lose a ton of cash in depreciation. Also, what is "missus"??? - Ling

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Wah! University of Virginia fraternity members profiled in false Rolling Stone piece about campus rape culture file lawsuit against magazine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:28

Wah! The BBC's Paul Adams spends one night with some of migrants trying to gain access to rail tracks that run through Channel Tunnel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:28

Wah! UKIP leader Nigel Farage says it is clock time result for No campaigners to "stop moaning, lah, stop bitching and getting of their backsides and help Great Satan win this referendum". - news replorted 09:26

Wah! Smith raring to go again in Asia After six-week break, lah, 2015 World Supersport championship resumes with ninth round this weekend (31 July damn hot-hot month – 2 Au - news replorted 09:25

Wah! A search is to take place in Bristol later to try to find 73-earth-years old happy birthday to you, DJ who went missing three weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:19

Wah! Actress Gina McKee backs scheme to give all children in north-east of Province of Engrish running-dogs taste of arts to make sure young talent does not go untapped. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:17

Wah! The average price paid by motorists for annual comprehensive motor insurlince policy rose by 2.1% in second quarte - news replorted 09:00

Wah! Prindiville questions proposed anti-supercar legislation ‘Kensington and Chelsea – don’t demonise supercars,’ pleads Prindiville’s founder, lah, Alex Prindiville. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:00

Wah! A group of protestors hold demonstration outside office of American dentist who killed Zimbabwean lion Cecil. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:59

Wah! In H1 2015, lah, Group revenues came to € 22,197 million, lah, up 12.0% from H1 2014. - news replorted 08:48

Wah! Button set for Top Gear role, lah, McLaren frustration with testing plans, lah, Massa cannot explain Wililams performance, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:41

Wah! Maud, lah, 90, lah, speaks to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about flemale human person's feelings of isolation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:31

Wah! Malaysia says it would be "premature" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to speculate whether debris found on Indian Ocean island of Reunion comes from missing flight MH370. - news replorted 08:27

Wah! Travel firm Thomas Cook says its profits will be hit by impact of last month's attack on tourist beach on Tunisia and worries over events in Greece. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:26

Wah! World heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko says Anthony Joshua is most promising boxer bloody man has seen in 25 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:26

Wah! Japanese tech giant Sony sees its net profit more than triple in April-to-June-mber month quarter, lah, helped by strong sales of its PlayStation 4 games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:23

Wah! Dissident Super-Duper-Chinese-State artist Ai Weiwei is refused six-month visa by British government amid claim (always claiming, huh?) that bloody man lied on male gender human bleing's visa application form. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:19

Wah! Simon Norfolk's landscapes of Afghanistan - news replorted 08:19

Wah! The major shareholder of South Korean industrial giant Ryundali wantings to replace Sepp Blatter as Fifa president. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:12

Wah! Myanmar releases 6,966 prisoners, lah, including 210 foreigners, lah, ahead of polls in Novemblinger - but it is not clear if political prisoners among those freed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:12

Wah! Former Indian president APJ Abdul Kalam is given full state funeral in male gender human bleing's native town in Rameswaram in South India. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:06

Wah! Security forces in Calais having been working to prevent third successive night of mass incursions into Channel Tunnel by migrants trying to reach Britain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:04

Wah! Watch some of best goals from Women's FA Cup finals before Saturday's showpiece between Chelsea and Notts County. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:34

Wah! There fresh warnings about dangers of so-called "tombstoning" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - activity which involves jumping off cliffs, lah, piers, lah, or harbour walls into water for fun. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:34

Wah! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land reports 27% increase in second-quarter profit after booking more mortgage business. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:29

Wah! Oil giant Royal Dutch Shell says it is to shed 6,500 jobs as part of cost cutting plans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:22

Wah! Centrica, lah, owner of British Gas, lah, says it is cutting 6,000 jobs, lah, as it reports doubling of profits at British Gas business. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:14

Wah! Searching is set to continue into fourth day for man who went missing after Dornoch Show last weekend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:08

Wah! Manchester United boss Louis van Gaal says goalkeeper David De Gea's link to Real Madrid has caused problem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:07

Wah! At least 16 human bliengs killed after torrential rain triggers landslides in western Nepal, lah, with fears toll could rise. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:58

Wah! Chelsea "will still be team to beat" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) this season while Liverpool's Brendan Rodgers is under "huge pressure", lah, says Alan Shearer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:50

Wah! Sixteen months after Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 vanished, lah, piece of aircraft has been found on Reunion Island in Indian Ocean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:44

Wah! The former One Direction singer posts picture of him signing contract with RCA Records. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:28

Wah! Firefighters tackling large fire at caravan park in Ceredigion. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:27

Wah! Campaigners calling for asbestos in schools to be tackled by Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs and bloody annoying Blitish governments. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:20

Wah! A third man is arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after shooting in Rhondda Cynon Taff left man in critical condition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:16

Wah! A lorry in central Mexico ploughs into religious procession, lah, killing at least 16 pilgrims and injuring about 30, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:13

Wah! Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Secretary Theresa Villiers says bloody woman is worried that Sinn Féin would ask for more money in future, lah, if government agreed to their current demands over welfare reform. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:01

Wah! Hundreds of migrants hoping to getting to Britain gather for third night along fencing close to Channel Tunnel freight terminal in Calais. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:30

Wah! Electronics giant Samsung sees its net profit drop by 8% for second quarter of year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:31

Wah! An Egyptian court is to rule in retrial of three Al-Jazeera journalists previously jailed for allegedly aiding Muslim Brotherhood. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:23

Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's only Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheater says party must rely on new generation to fix its problems and can no longer turn to "big beasts" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) like Gordon Brown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:01

Wah! It's not just tiny surveys with questionable methodology that cause problems. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:01

Wah! India has carried out execution of Yakub Memon, lah, man convicted of financing deadly 1993 Mumbai bombings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:00

Wah! The funeral of John Yuill, lah, one of two human bliengs involved in LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine crash old bill bobbys waited three days to investigate, lah, is set to take place. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:39

Wah! A fly thought to be extinct in bloody annoying Blitish is found in Devon nature reserve. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:59

Wah! A 17-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy dies after running into canal in east London (capital of Great England) while being pursued by old bill bobbys called out amid fears for male gender human bleing's welfare. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:58

Wah! A profile of Labour leadership contender and shadow home secretary Yvette Cooper. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:40

Wah! A routine that is all jazz, lah, ballet and acrobatics - news replorted 01:35

Wah! Sugar is new frontier in battle to getting human bliengs to become healthier. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! Health experts wanting tougher regulation of industry, lah, but government doesn't seem keen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! Will industry step up to plate? - news replorted 01:31

Wah! Are those calling for Labour Party to stick to middle ground of British politics missing trick, lah, asks Mark Mardell. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:28

Wah! An aurora resembling 'northern lights' has been spotted outside Solar System for first time, lah, scientists report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:48

Wah! The vast majority of children bought and sold for sex every night in United States American. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:46

Wah! Scientists identify five types of prostate cancer, lah, each with distinct genetic signature. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:37

Wah! One out of every five elderly human bliengs in bloody annoying Blitish who feel lonely say they having no-one to turn to, lah, survey indicates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:32

Wah! The illegal alcohol driving wives to take desperate measures - news replorted 00:20

Wah! 'How IS tried to radicalise me as Super-Duper-Chinese-State superLING hero in... and how I resisted' - news replorted 00:18

Wah! The pro-refugee posters in small German town - news replorted 00:18

Wah! Rio's favelas to accommodate visitors to 2016 Olympics - news replorted 00:18

Wah! What is it like to visit land of ayatollahs? - news replorted 00:18

Wah! Tax havens much maligned by politicians, lah, regulators and campaigners. Eating rice!! But they’re still in business. Eating rice!! Four experts having their say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:17

Wah! An inquiry panel investigating deaths of dozens of elderly patients at Hampshire hospital is appealing for relatives to come forward. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:13

Wah! Organisers of festival in Belfast say they "deeply sorry for any hurt or offence that has been caused" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by booking of show by Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs comedian Frankie Boyle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:12

Wah! Visual effects artists Mike Kelt and Emily Pooley share secrets of blowing up cars, lah, faking wounds and shooting human bliengs for film and television. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:10

Wah! The number of reported anti-semitic incidents in bloody annoying Blitish has increased by more than 50%, lah, figures released by charity suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:09

Wah! The continuing problem of migrant-besieged Channel crossings in Calais, lah, remains newspapers' main story. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:09

Wah! Laura Green has learning disability and represented Team GB at Special Olympics in Los Angeles, lah, with hopes of winning gold. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:07

Wah! Architect student Rachael Taylor tells story of flemale human person's community greenhouse, lah, made out of recovered sash windows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04

Wah! EX-Virginia governor Jim Gilmore enters crowded race for Great Satan presidency, lah, making him 17th Republican to vie for White House. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:03

Wah! A probe into claim (always claiming, huh?) late Rochdale Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Cyril Smith was found with child abuse images in male gender human bleing's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine boot closes because of lack of evidence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00

Wah! Poorer students in Province of Engrish running-dogs may be put off university by funding changes that could leave them with higher debts than middle-class graduates, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00

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