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Customer Letter: 1340 / 1528
Craig says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERThe whole process was 'Lingtastic' from start to finish. A lot of the big utility companies could learn a lot from your approach to customer service. I look forward to renewing, hope prices don't go up! Excellent delivery - everything as stated.

p.s. enough of the crushed polo mint already!

Craig H*****
Address Withheld
Ickleford
SG5 ***


Editor Note: Great, great! Apart from these C-Crossers are really popular cars, I am happy you enjoyed the service. I am available for big utility training courses at £10,000 per hour :) Bloody post office crushed the Polos. When I sent the special Chinese sweets they were in one piece with just one hole. I should claim the Polos on insurance, hahaha. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1287 / 1528
Craig says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERAmazing friendly straight-forward process. Ling takes the pain out of personal leasing. It's also reassuring to know that Ling is there if there are any problems over the lease period. Looking forward to my renewal in 2-years. C-Crosser arrived on time, with the tax disc following 4-hours later! Excellent!

Craig H****
Address Withheld
Ickleford
SG5 ***


Editor Note: Craig, you have double-barrel name and now a double-barrel named car! :) You were brilliant to deal with and as a software engineer I appreciate that you liked my systems. Go and drive the Citroen and I'll be in touch soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1245 / 1528
Caroline says...
HONDA CIVICBrilliant service, great online LINGO system. Thanks for all your help with my new Honda Civic.

Caroline Barulis
Address Withheld
Hertford
SG13 ***


Editor Note: Cal, just a short note, but a happy customer :) Thanks so much for sending that, really hope you love you nice new car. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 969 / 1528
David says...
CarDue to payment problems between the finance company and the dealership, the car took longer to arrive than anticipated. However, I was given a comparable loan car for the additional weeks.

Ling's communication was excellent throughout, both email and by phone. It was worth the wait as the car is fantastic. I am disappointed that the dealer's actions affected the end customer (me), but understand their predicament.

David Riddell
36 Whitney Drive
Stevenage
SG1 4BJ


Editor Note: Yes... I was disappointed too, but I insisted you get a good hire car. The finance company was entirely to blame in this instance and it was sorted out eventually. These things happen, it is a shame the finance companies cannot improve slightly. But... you have your Volvo XC90, you have used lots of (free) miles on a hire car and now you are happy. Thanks so much for the very fair letter, David. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 863 / 1528
Terry says...
CarLing, your service was very good. You gave speedy feedback, which made it easy for me to decide which car to choose; a Vauxhall Zafira. Thanks for your assistance.

Terry Hawkes
Finance Director
ETS Lindgren Ltd
Unit 4 Eastman Way
Pin Green Industrial Area
Stevenage
SG1 4UH


Editor Note: I love to get letters from Finance Directors. I'm glad you are happy with my service, Terry, but a FINANCE DIRECTOR means I get the prices right too. I do this by cutting the overheads. Thanks for being a sweet customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 799 / 1528
Colin says...
CarMy car took months to arrive, but that was Nissan's fault and nothing to do with Ling! I will definitely use Ling again in three years when the contract has finished. The car is excellent by the way! No problems on delivery, excellent. Prompt delivery.

Colin Morrison
21 Foxglove Drive
Biggleswade
SG18 8SP


Editor Note: Yes, it took months to arrive because you ordered the most popular car in the UK, I think! The workers at Washington are going like mad to build these Nissans. I place many orders months in advance. I am happy you could wait, and I am happy you seem really pleased! Also, as you are a senior IT consultant, I am really pleased you enjoyed to use my website. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 619 / 1528
Paul says...
CarVery clear and smooth process from start to finish. All the paperwork was completed promptly and in a professional way. I would not hesitate to use LINGsCARS.com again.

Paul Millan
Noble Solicitors
21 High Street
Shefford
SG17 5DD


Editor Note: Wow, from a solicitor who spends his days completing similar paperwork, this is real praise. You grabbed a bargain with the BMW 320, Paul. Thanks for being a great customer... I just love solicitors; paperwork is always so well done, although I always feel like charging £25 per phone call :)! Have a free hyperlink, if I am ever arrested by the police, I may need you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 520 / 1528
Noeleen says...
MAZDA MX-5"Fast and friendly service.
Minimum of fuss.
Strange candies (but I like some of them).
Delivery on time, well organised, excellent!"

Noeleen Redden
2 Park Lane Crescent
Henlow
SG16 6AS


Editor Note: Noeleen, yes, this is the SECOND car you have had from me, and you still have your first - a Nissan X-Trail. I can just imagine you driving around Bedfordshire with the roof down and the strange Bedfordshire smell of bricks in the air! Hope you really enjoy the Mazda MX-5, come back soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 343 / 1528
Grahame says...
VOLKSWAGEN TRANSPORTER"Ling, the new VW Transporter van is lovely. The dealer was helpful and I'm happy. You, on the other hand, are quite bonkers (WHAAAAAAT? - Ling) and I love you for it (ummm, OK... - Ling)! We WILL be having another van from you soon. You were helpful and mad; my kinda woman! Carry on doing what you are doing, it works!"

Grahame Hedger
Softwater Solutions Ltd
5 Biggleswade Road
Potton
SG19 2LU


Editor Note: Hmmm, mad, eh? I have friend with Aviation company. Next van you have, maybe I deliver it from helicopter at 5000 feet, like old VW Golf/Beetle TV ads. That will show you how mad I am, Grahame. Hehehe - Ling



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Customer Letter: 259 / 1528
Alexandra says...
CarLing, the car is super (Kia Picanto - Ling). We have been very impressed and pleased in our dealings with LINGsCARS. We appreciate that you have kept your word, done what you said at the time you were going to do. LINGsCARS have been polite, helpful and fun! The delivery was on time and courteous. I have been recommending you! Thanks.

Alexandra Jarvis
Address withheld
Royston
SG8 ***


Editor Note: Alexandra, it was really nice to deal with you! Thanks for wonderful letter, and I'm glad you are happy. Are you sure I am polite, though? - Ling



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Wah! Brutal old bill bobbys budget cuts stretching policing to dangerous levels, lah, Gwent old bill bobbys and crime (shoud shoot them) commissioner warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! Saracens call for Premiership wage cap to be abolished and say they having backing of six other top-flight teams. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:03



Wah! Ex-Aston Villa assistant manager Roy Keane's doorstep chat with Tom Cleverley was civilised, lah, says Paul Lambert. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:02



Wah! An off-duty old bill bobbys officer dies and two other men hurtee-hurtee in assault in Liverpool city centre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! 2015 Fleet World Fleet Show Extra stand space created in response to huge demand for sell-out Fleet World Fleet Show, lah, sponsored by Barclayca - news replorted 09:49



Wah! Pakistan's military says it has killed 57 Taliban militants in several operations, lah, days after Taliban massacre at school in Peshawar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:42



Wah! The government is "working on solution" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to avoid drop in school funding for poorest pupils because all Province of Engrish running-dogs's infants now getting free meals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:40



Wah! Robbie Savage rates each of Brendan Rodgers' signings for Liverpool and explains what manager should in January. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:35



Wah! (L tor R) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Chris Rees, lah, Conor Twomey, lah, Sue Baker and Massimo Pini FIAT'S press and PR department has been presented with steering wheel trophy to mark its victory earlier this year in - news replorted 09:35



Wah! Education Secretary Nicky Morgan is criticised by bloody annoying Blitish Statistics Authority over flemale human person's using of statistics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:33



Wah! West Ham boss Sam Allardyce says FA was wrong to charge Leicester's Nigel Pearson over male gender human bleing's row with fan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:22



Wah! Low drivee many mile measure collection Silverstone Auctions is set to offer bloody velly special collection of 1990s Italian sports cars in its Race Retro Sale on th - news replorted 09:17



Wah! A leading figure in UK's oil industry, lah, Sir Ian Wood, lah, tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation warnings industry is close to collapse overstating problem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:16



Wah! Former model Mandy Rice-Davies, lah, one of main figures in 1960s Profumo affair, lah, who had cancer, lah, has died, lah, flemale human person's publicist says - news replorted 09:11



Wah! A ruined Spanish businessman drives LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine carrying gas cylinders into front of governing Popular Party's headquarters in Madrid, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:59



Wah! How Frank Lampard is involved in intriguing problem that could provide huge setback for one of MLS' newest clubs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:57



Wah! Renault bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup: Mike Bushell - Champion Renliot bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup racing entered fresh era in 2014 with introduction of new fourth generation turbo-powered - news replorted 08:49



Wah! Slower responses to any water supply disruption over Christmas inevitable during NI Water industrial action, lah, says union representative. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:45



Wah! Half of younger primary school children in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep still hungry some or all of clock time result after eating their school meal, lah, children's commissioner says - news replorted 08:27



Wah! MINI John Cooper Works One year after Great Satan premiere of new MINI, lah, British premium manufacturer presents another spectacular addition t - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Details emerge of attempt to secure release of kidnapped Great Satan aid worker Abdul-Rahman Kassig before bloody man was killed by Islamic State militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:21



Wah! Automated translation is no longer stuff of sci-fi fiction, lah, since Skype launched beta version of its Translator service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Power generation firms to receive close to RMB Yuan #1bn to ensure their plants stay open and prevent lights going out in coming years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:07



Wah! Two human bliengs arrested on suspicion of murder after man died in hospital following stabbing in Essex park. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:06



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Borders Council is encouraging families to consider giving an alternative Christmas present in form of - news replorted 08:05



Wah! Progress is seen at two Birmingham schools placed in special measures after so-called "Trojan Horse" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) affair, lah, Ofsted says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:03



Wah! World first technology by Wolwo and POC connects cycle helmets wi In ground-breaking collaboration, lah, Wolwo Cars, lah, protective gravity sports gear manufacturer POC and Ericsson will presen - news replorted 08:00



Wah! It's almost Christmas, lah, and Sula's new ear implants mean bloody woman will be able to hear carols and jingle bells this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Day 19 of Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport Calendar looks back at Odell Beckham Jr's stunning one-handed catch for touchdown for New York Giants in NFl. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:26



Wah! Rangers announce former Newcastle United managing director Derek Llambias as their new chief executive. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! A Pakistani government prosecutor says bloody man is challenging bail granted to man accused of being behind 2008 Mumbai terror attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:22



Wah! Emergency crews across Welsh land of sheep and more sheep expect one of busiest nights of year as many revellers overindulge on final Friday before Christmas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! A Super-Duper-Chinese-State court has jailed pilot for three years over 2010 crash in Heilongjiang province that left 44 human bliengs dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! Suspected risk of abuse or neglect of children or adults must reported by police, lah, health workers and other officials from 2016. - news replorted 06:42



Wah! Sebastian Vettel left Red Bull partly because of pace of team-mate Daniel Ricciardo, lah, says team boss Christian Horner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:29



Wah! Hundreds of thousands of men around world falling victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) every year to pernicious form of online crime. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers house prices could increase by 4% next year, lah, according to forecast by Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors (RICS). - news replorted 06:23



Wah! Archaeologists working on site near Stonehenge say they having found untouched 6,000-earth-years old happy birthday to you, encampment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:17



Wah! A Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Executive budget that would reduce student numbers is "nonsensical", lah, according to leading business organisation, lah, CBI. - news replorted 06:14



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's children's dodgy minister becomes first member of Holyrood government to take maternity leave. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:13



Wah! Victims and witnesses could pre-record video statements rather than giving evidence in court under new proposals being considered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:13



Wah! A South Korean Christian group cancels plans to put up Christmas-tree shaped tower close to border with North, lah, citing "jitters". - news replorted 05:54



Wah! The Conservative Party has prevented two of home secretary's special advisers from standing for Parliament after they failed to campaign in Rochester and Strood by-election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:43



Wah! A 17-earth-years old happy birthday to you, with stepdad in prison tells Newsbeat what life is like for her. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! Women could be allowed to serve in British infantry units for first clock time result by 2016, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation understands, lah, subject to review into female soldiers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:00



Wah! South Korea bans political party for first clock time result in decades, lah, with court ordering party accused of supporting North to disband. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:53



Wah! The world's largest canned tuna producer Thai Union Frozen Products is buying Great Satan rival Bumble Bee Foods for $1.5bn (RMB Yuan #96m). - news replorted 04:48



Wah! Capturing black life on Instagram - news replorted 04:31



Wah! Eight children found dead at house in Manoora suburb of Cairns, lah, Australia, lah, say police, lah, reportedly after mass stabbing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:45



Wah! The government's Access to Work scheme is only helping "minority" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of disabled human bliengs stay in, lah, or gain, lah, employment, lah, group of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:05



Wah! Marc Maiffret, lah, former hacker who is now internet security expert, lah, says it is easy for hacker to break into capitalist entity Sony. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:53



Wah! Kurdish forces in northern Iraq say they having broken IS siege of Mount Sinjar, lah, claiming their biggest victory yet against militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! A secret CIA report released by Wikileaks says strikes against Taliban leaders having had little impact on group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 02:33



Wah! Tracking data reveals that golden-winged warblers fled one day before rainy season-month Aplil 2014 Great Satan tornado outbreak, lah, probably because they "heard it coming". - news replorted 02:21



Wah! Regularly taking painkillers such as aspirin and ibuprofen may help protect against some forms of skin cancer, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:57



Wah! The precise part of brain that gives human bliengs sense of direction has been pinpointed by scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:46



Wah! The battle for guns at university - news replorted 01:45



Wah! Up to 28 doctors took their own lives between 2005 and 2013 while being investigated by General Medical Council, lah, independent review of cases has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:43



Wah! Could period of relative stability in Chechnya be coming to end, lah, asks Dr Galina Yemelianova. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! The Pakistan Government and military distrust each other - and that makes combating violence difficult, lah, says Owen Bennett-Jones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Adrees Latif explains how bloody man captured moment man was treated for effects of pepper spray. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:12



Wah! the tradition that only got going in 1960s - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Nearly 250 prison officers being bussed across country to fill gaps at other jails because staff shortages so acute this Christmas, lah, according to leaked documents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! Fish filmed more than 8,000m down in Mariana Trench - deepest place on Earth. - news replorted 01:01



Wah! Fish having been filmed more than 8,000m down in Mariana Trench - deepest place on Earth. - news replorted 00:59



Wah! The agency guarding Great Satan president is too insular and must recruit its next head externally, lah, review prompted by White House security breach says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! Record numbers of students entered university this year, lah, but gender gap has never been wider, lah, according to annual admission figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! The European Union needs "plan for years" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) towards Russia, lah, Donald Tusk says, lah, chairing male gender human bleing's first summit as European Council president. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Shrinking bubbles generated by ships could counteract impact of climate change, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Microsoft has launched test version of Skype Translator which decodes conversations in Spanish and bloody Engrish in near real time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Do you tellibly lovely custlingmer remember who said what from 2014? - news replorted 00:14



Wah! The West's struggle to deal with threat posed by Islamic State militants features in some papers, lah, while others gearing up for Christmas festivities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The do-it-yourself electronics maker littleBits has released "smart home" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) automation kit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The BBC's Andrew Walker considers how big problem global debt really is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Did Vladimir Putin gamble on high oil prices lasting for ever? - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The underground escape games taking Hungary by storm - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The bus that deals with drunk human bliengs on worst days of year - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Why human bliengs flocking to Hungary in order (piece of paper signee upee) to try and escape from locked rooms? - news replorted 00:00



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