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Richard Farleigh - "I wanted to invest; I was amazed by Ling's complete lack of nerves, and also by her business acumen."
Duncan Bannatyne - "I wanted to invest... but ye turrn'ed me dooon!"
Karen says... Ling and her website are barking mad but don't be fooled. She is an astute business woman who always puts her customers first. Fantastic deal on the car and even though the car arrived with a slight problem- Ling kicked arse!! And sorted it. I have already recommended to several friends.
Problems with car on delivery but rectified promptly.
Karen Alpe
1 Hayes Walk Smallfield
Horley
RH6 9QW
Editor Note:
Yes Karen, there were blemishes under the paint (due to Ford factory). Also, the spare key did not work. I immediately got the supplying dealer to rectify. They said:
As explained in our telephone call, we will be dropping off a Fiesta loan car by transporter (between 9am and 1pm) and collecting your Fiesta to inspect and rectify the paint work issue.
The supplying dealer did this quickly and also mended the un-coded key. I went mental that a car was delivered in this condition, and the Ford dealer was very apologetic. Often the cars are delivered from PDI depots withut visiting the dealer and this may have been the case. But, it is never acceptable, so I detail this so that other customers can see how things always get put right, fast, if there is a problem.
So pleased that you were happy overall and that it didn't spoil your new car experience :) That you have recommended me, speaks loudly. Thanks so much, Karen. Good result (even though it should never have happened). -
Ling
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Huw says... Just like the compare the meercat advert- Simples!! No complaints what so ever. Ling emailed when she said she would, Lingo'd when said, and replied when she said and always in a timely manner. Honda Civic delivered with no problems and exactly as advertised. If only life was this simple and neat and delivered what was promised, then the world would be a far nicer place. Excellent delivery. Thank you.
Huw Thomas
Flat 2, The Pines Turners Hill Road
Worth, Crawley
RH10 7US
Editor Note:
Hahahaha, no doubt I will get a complaining from Compare the Meercat about that pic, but hey! - customer mentioned it, not me!!! :) Meercat is a delicious animal and when it comes to car leasing I eat it for breakfast. As you work for an aerospace company, Honda Civic is suitable because it looks like Dan-Dare with that grille and headlamps. So happy about providing a good service, always a pleasure to deal with professional experts like you, Huw :) -
Ling
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John says... Hi Ling, very happy with the CRV - thank you. The whole process went very smoothly and everything happened when supposed to. The website works very well with the Lingo area keeping you informed. That must have taken a lot of time and effort to get that right! Would definitely recommend you to others. Thanks very much. My Honda CR-V arrived spot on time delivered by a pleasant driver.
John Fugl
9 The Oaks Burgess Hill
West Sussex
RH15 9XP
Editor Note:
John, thanks for the letter. Yes, the LINGO system has taken over a year to make work this well, I am developing it with more features. People reading this will not know what we are talking about but it is my unique customer contact system - it works really well. Glad you are so happy with everything. Enjoy the bloody CR-V, this new model is just lovely car. -
Ling
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Raymond says... Would use LingsCars again and would recommend her to my friends. The whole process from start to finish was painless. Excellent delivery. Ling does deliver. Merry Christmas.
Raymond Lewis
Orchards Lodge Holtye Road
East Grindstead
RH19 3PP
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Merry Christmas to you, too, Ray! Bit strange if someone is reading this in July :) Thanks for letter, comments always welcome! -
Ling
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Paul says... Hi Ling, great car and smooth transaction. Everything went as scheduled. Good delivery. We are very pleased! We will certainly use your services again. thanks.
Paul Waylett
14 Ormerod Court
Haywards Heath
RH16 3AU
Editor Note:
Fiestas are really popular small cars, this latest model is really good. People tend to ignore them, but they have plenty of equipment and drive really well. Glad you were pleased with the deal, the car and the way it was dealt with. See you in 3-years! -
Ling
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Steve says... Ling, I've got to say you were not my first choice to hire a Mitsubishi L200 from. My local Mitsubishi dealer fought hard for the deal - this will be my third L200 - but he had too many troops to feed and couldn't believe the price quoted until I introduced him to your website.
How easy it was from printing the forms to taking delivery of the pick-up - on time and clean and to specification. Long live the small business. I would back you any day (for 50%)!!!
Steve Baker
W B Floor Machines Ltd Unit 7 Burns Way Holmbush Potteries Faygate
Crawley
RH12 4ST
Editor Note:
Steve... you also demanded a free lunch from me! You drive a bloody hard bargain, hehehe. Poor Mitsu dealer, they always refuse to learn to cut their overheads, eh? Why do they think customers like you should be paying for their heat, light, staff and fancy showrooms? Keep those L200 orders coming! :) -
Ling
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Paul says... "Simple, easy to use website. Good communication. We are on our second car from Ling."
Paul Breslin
Pemberley Pondtail Drive
Horsham
RH12 5HY
Editor Note:
Hello, Paul! You are Renault-man! You have had a Megane CC and now a Megane Hatch. Nice to have returning customers, you really put my critics in Automotive Management forum in their place when they say my business model cannot succeed. Up their ass... eh, Paul? Thanks -
Ling
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James says... Hello Ling,
Just want to say it's been a pleasure doing business with you, Ling. The service from yourselves and the BMW dealer you use has been fantastic. Delivery was prompt and on time. I have only one gripe though; I cannot find the microwave in the BMW 120d to cook my free lunch.
James O'Brien
Network Administrator Rentokil Initial Corporate IT Garland Road
East Grinstead
RH19 1DN
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You are idiot, I am afraid James! On BMWs you need to order SE model to get microwave -
Ling
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Editor Note:
Yes Karen, there were blemishes under the paint (due to Ford factory). Also, the spare key did not work. I immediately got the supplying dealer to rectify. They said:
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