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Customer Letter: 1441 / 1528
Andrew says...
 The best experience I have had in buying lease vehicles. You could not fault Ling's customer service. Updates, communication, follow ups, take note big boys!! Spend some time with Ling and her colleagues and learn!! SAAB 9-3 sourced quickly, no fuss! Documented, pain and delivered. Looking forward to renewal.

Andrew Fenton
Vale Of Glamorgan Travel Ltd
16 Cowbridge Road
Pontyclun
CF72 9ED


Editor Note: Hahahah, boyo! You were a super customer and I am pleased you found my service more than good. I try hard. I look forward to renewal, too! Thanks for letter Andrew! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1288 / 1528
Nathan says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOVery pleased with the whole experience. I found myself driving a brand-new Fiat Grande Punto just a few weeks after I first clicked onto the website. No hassle, excellent service. Excellent delivery, too. Prompt, polite, perfect.

Nathan Hartley
57 Marlborough Rd
Penylan
Cardiff
CF235BU


Editor Note: Wow, Nathan, don't hold back! It is like you were surprised to suddenly find yourself with a new car :) You did actually order it, hahaha! Thanks for the letter! Nice alliteration :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1110 / 1528
Jonathan says...
AUDI A5 COUPEDealing with Ling for my new Audi A5 Coupe was great. You could never accuse her of not communicating with you - she gives constant updates of where things are - all very reassuring.

Jonathan Williams
11 Plymouth Road
Penarth
Cardiff
CF64 3DA


Editor Note: Well, as you are Operations Manager for Calsonic Kansei UK Ltd (sounds Japanese), then I am pleased you likes my processes :) Enjoy the fast Audi. Those are nice cars! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1030 / 1528
Alex says...
CarI found your service to be very helpful and fast, friendly and always available to sort any problem. I hope to use Ling in the future and wish your company much success. Who needs the faceless big company when friendly Ling is at the end of a email? Many many thanks. Good delivery of my new Grande Punto.

Alex Forrester
107 Jenner Road
Barry
CF62 7HS


Editor Note: Who is Barry? :) Super letter, it always makes me happy when customer is happy. Even Welsh customer. Have a lovely time buzzing around South Wales, Alex. I like "fast and friendly" :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 720 / 1528
Roy says...
CarWe went to at least 10 other lease-hire providers and told them all to try and match Ling's price. The closest alternative would have cost us over £1000 more over the hire period. Ling's website is funny but her prices are seriously good. Excellent delivery, clear, concise and honest.

Roy Blackburn
Blackburn Griffiths Ltd
8 Deryn Court
Wharfedale
Cardiff
CF23 7NB


Editor Note: Well, here is another professional company, Blackburn Griffiths Ltd is a consulting civil engineering company in Cardiff... so Roy, I take your letter very seriously. Thanks for the comments. I really do my best and am so pleased to get a letter like this. Thanks. I will say the reason the Merc was cheaper than everyone else is that I treat it like a can of beans. I don't add crazy premium for a badge or a name. It makes no difference to me if you have a Fiesta, a Range Rover or a Merc... I simply treat you the same and don't try to make a massive profit. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 662 / 1528
Thomas says...
CarDear Ling,

Thank you for all your help in sorting out our Nissan Note. We would like to say it was really refreshing to deal with someone directly rather than a faceless company. We appreciated all the prompt and personal responses to questions. Delivery was good and prompt, too. Many thanks, again.

Thomas Allen
77 Pomeroy Street
Cardiff
CF10 5GT


Editor Note: Thomas, well as one ethnic minority to another, I was a pleasure to deal with you. It is amazing how popular these Nissan Notes are. I supply absolutely LOADS. Hope you enjoy driving around the coal mines and leek farms :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 569 / 1528
Alex says...
CarHi Ling

Thanks for all the help with the RX8. I don't know why Mazda have blacklisted you. You were open about the car being thirsty and knowing that, I went ahead. I would have been pissed off with you if you hadn't told me. All the best!

Alex Bryant
3 Cresselley Villas
Cardiff Road
Mountain Ash
CF45 4HB


Editor Note: Alex, yep...Mazda is one company that insists I only say "positive" things about their cars, they hate me just telling the truth. Why not? Customers spend a substantial amount of money on cars, and it only seems fair to explain all the pros and cons of each model. I simply told you to order a petrol tanker to be available for when your Mazda RX8 arrived, hehehe. As a solicitor, you have told me that it's possibly illegal for Mazda to restrict competition for their dealers, but what can I do? My local MEP is looking into this cartel-like restrictive behaviour by this massive Japanese manufacturer, for me. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 491 / 1528
Brad says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOON"Ling offers a clear service from first to last. Every aspect of her service was first class - no hiccups whatsoever. Excellent delivery of my brand new BMW 3-series. I will definitely use Ling again and have recommended her to friends. "

Brad Hoskins
5 Roche Crescent
Fairwater
Cardiff
CF5 3PY


Editor Note: Yes, Brad, we had fun getting your BMW 318i. Due to these cars being rare, it took 2-months from proposal to delivery, but I can't build them or get the BMW factory to work harder. But you were so happy when it arrived. Thanks for being a well-behaved customer :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 480 / 1528
Malcolm says...
 "After contacting so many so-called "TOP" contract hire companies, who promised everything and delivered nothing, I came across LINGsCARS.com. Ling was efficient and competitive and a pleasure to deal with. The SAAB 9-3 Convertible is a cracking car. Thanks for a great contract hire experience. Excellent delivery hand-over, the car was delivered on time. You have been very helpful throughout. Hope to deal with you again in 2009."

Malcolm Jenkins
Alpha Building Services
16 Maes-y-deri
Graigwen
Pontypridd
CF37 2JA


Editor Note: Mal, you were lovely, too! Glad to rescue your contract hire car deal other companies could not sort out. Black with parchment leather is a nice choice for your 9-3. Always happy to assist another ethnic minority person (Welsh), hehehe - Ling



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Customer Letter: 415 / 1528
Gillian says...
MAZDA 5"Great service - really liked the friendly, informal style of communication - very "un-stuffy"! I had a quick and efficient delivery of a new Mazda 5 (which is great). Ideally I would have liked some idea of when it was going to arrive, morning or afternoon. Also, as it was driven from S*******, it had 250 miles on the clock - hope that is not included in my contract mileage! Good delivery."

Gillian Rudge
43 Clos Brenin
Brynsadler
Pontyclun
CF72 9GA


Editor Note: Yes, Gillian, any miles on your car at delivery is taken off (or added to) the contract mileage. It's a shame that car dealers in general can't button this delivery thing. Trouble is, with my cars, they have so little margin that there is no leeway for additional costs. However, some dealers do it well, others less so. I'm constantly moaning about this, but unless I deliver each car myself, I am a bit out of control on this aspect. I will have another rant - Ling



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Customer Letter: 385 / 1528
Paul says...
MAZDA MX-5"Dear Ling,

I would just like to take a second to thank you personally for the superb service that you provided recently when you supplied me with my new Mazda MX5. As a customer who expects excellent customer service, all I can say is that I would wholly recommend your company to anyone who feels the same.

The car was delivered to me within ten days of making the initial proposal at the time and date expected in A1 condition. I can only thank the dealer, ***** of ***** for fulfilling all of their promises in a way that we don't see much of in the UK!

Ling, I would advise anyone who is in the market for a new car to check out your web-site first. I was highly sceptical at first that you could provide what you said at such competitive prices but now I'm convinced. I'll be coming back to you in two years time for my next car! Thanks."

Paul Gray
Tydfil Training Consortium Ltd
High St
Merthyr Tydfil
CF47 8AP


Editor Note: Paul, sorry to obscure the dealer's name; I really have to respect the dealer's choice not to be named to be putting out these very cheap cars. Well, thanks for a lovely letter - but with respect to Sally's letter (below) I should say that I have as much control about your 10-day turnaround than I had over Sally's car delay. I'm really pleased you are happy, Paul. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 384 / 1528
Sally says...
NISSAN NOTE"It took longer to get the Nissan Note than I was first advised, which was very inconvenient. However, Ling was always quick to respond to enquiries and as helpful as she could be in the circumstances."

Sally Jackson
5 Ebenezer Terrace
Blackmill
Bridgend
CF35 6EA


Editor Note: Hmmm, this was a simple case of the car taking longer to arrive than Nissan first thought. I often say that this is the one area of my business that I am not quite in control of; I cannot build/transport/make the cars arrive any quicker than they do. I can put a rocket up a dealer's ass, sure, but that only helps after the car has arrived from a manufacturer. If you bought the car cash from a Nissan dealer, I'm afraid that your Nissan Note would not have arrived any faster than it did. Sorry for the inconvenience, Sally. However, look at the letter above and the one below and you'll see this isn't always the case - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 344 / 1528
Wayne says...
 "A pleasurable and smooth experience from start to finish. Excellent dealer. The personal approach is hard to find these days, but is guaranteed with Ling. Highly recommended, will definitely use in the future."

Wayne Towell
35 Garth View
Hillside Park
Bedwas
CF83 8EW


Editor Note: Wayne, you have very nice summer to enjoy your new Mazda RX-8 sport car in People's Democratic Republic of Wales. Bloody neis cwrdd â chi, mae'n bwrw glaw, iechyd da! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 129 / 1528
Clive says...
CarLing

Thank you for the efficient and very professional manner in which you dealt with us. It is refreshing to deal with an organisation that does what they say they will do when they say they will do it! Your dealer was excellent.

We are driving the BMW now, when some of your competitors still have not even come back to us (from our first contact with them)!

Clive Sherer
West End Training Ltd
Temple Court
Cathederal Rd
Cardiff
CF11 9HA


Editor Note: It is very kind of you to tell me I am efficient, Clive. How hard it is to convince people that size of company does not have anything to do with quality of service. Perhaps your letter will help me. Yes, my BMW dealer is the best in the UK, not up own backside like so many BMW dealers - Ling



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Wah! Women and younger buyers need more help to find their next car Recent research from Auto Trader’s Buyer Behaviour Study undertaken by GfK1 suggests that nearly half of all buyers begi - news replorted 10:00



Wah! old bill bobbys in Burundi fire tear gas at activists protesting against President Pierre Nkurunziza's decision to run for third term in office. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Laurens Vanthoor, lah, Pierre Kaffer, lah, Christopher Mies, lah, Nico Müller First victory for second generation Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate R8 LMS: only seven weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after its world premiere at Geneva Motor Show, lah, - news replorted 09:54



Wah! A former senior Tommy Atkins Liberation Army officer is to be sued over death of Catholic man in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers more than 40 years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:51



Wah! Kris Meeke winning in Argentina Kris Meeke on past day, lah, day before today day became first British driver to win round of FIA World Rally Championship for more than - news replorted 09:49



Wah! Kristoffersson wins World RX season-opener in Portugal Sweden’s Johan Kristoffersson has won this weekend’s Bompiso Rallycross of Portugal, lah, round one of FIA World Rallycro - news replorted 09:44



Wah!  (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) SsangYong Tivoli further six new dealers having joined SsangYong franchise ahead of arrival of brand’s all new Tivoli B-segme - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Two amateur astronomers having launched model of Star Wars 'X-wing' vehicling driving car machine into stratosphere. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:27



Wah! EE, lah, UK's biggest mobile operator, lah, saw its operating revenue fall 1.1% to RMB Yuan #1.469m in first quarter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:12



Wah! Amy Winehouse's dad has distanced himself from documentary about singer, lah, saying it's 'misleading'. - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The 'super-jumbo' Airbus A380 celebrates its 10th anniversary - news replorted 08:55



Wah! Images from Nepal as it struggles to cope with devastating earthquake - news replorted 08:22



Wah! Volvo LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine UK's Next Generation website Wolwo LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine bloody annoying Blitish has marked next step in its new global marketing strategy, lah, first announced late last year, lah, with lau - news replorted 08:00



Wah! DUP sources confirm that Jim Wells has resigned as Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers health minister. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! UK's newest hospital, lah, South Glasgow University Hospital, lah, is to receive its first patients on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Leading bloody Engrish funny shape ball-game union club Wasps, lah, which plays at Coventry's Ricoh Stadium, lah, is launching seven-year bond as it aims to raise RMB Yuan #25m to RMB Yuan #35m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:04



Wah! Graham Satchell reports on moves to bring wild lynx back to Britain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Almost 1,500 human bliengs having signed up for Belfast public bike-share scheme which is being launched on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:12



Wah! Australia calls on Indonesia to delay executing two convicted Australian drug traffickers until corruption allegations investigated. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:56



Wah! Two-thirds of world's population having no access to safe and affordable surgery, lah, according to new study in Lancet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:33



Wah! People with lower back problems more likely to having spine similar in shape to chimpanzee, lah, our closest ape ancestor. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:29



Wah! The first HIV self-test kit that allows human bliengs to getting fast result at home has gone on sale in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 03:24



Wah! Two self-portraits by Francis Bacon going on public display for first clock time result after being rediscovered in private collection, lah, before being sold. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:11



Wah! Why can't everyone vote online for their MP? - news replorted 03:00



Wah! A garbling written down on paper message signed by owners of 5,000 small firms calls for Conservatives to be "given chance to finish what they started", lah, as Labour accuses Tories of "letting down" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) business. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:56



Wah! Clean-up efforts continuing in Chile, lah, after Calbuco volcano erupted on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:49



Wah! The eruption of Calbuco volcano in southern Chile has calmed but authorities fear further activity and possible mudslides. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:46



Wah! A memorial to those who campaigned against Great fighty bang-bang more than century ago is to be unveiled in Glasgow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 02:23



Wah! The UK's newest hospital, lah, RMB Yuan #842m South Glasgow University Hospital, lah, is due to welcome its first patients later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:22



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's political parties continuing to appeal for votes as general election campaign period enters its final full week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 02:20



Wah! A victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of sex grooming ring in Oxford believes city's children still being targeted by sex gangs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:09



Wah! First-time buyers would be exempt from stamp duty when buying homes for less than RMB Yuan #300,000 under Labour government, lah, Ed Miliband will say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:53



Wah! Five questions about keeping fossil fuels in ground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Has digital transformation of society put future of recorded history in jeopardy? Could we be heading for "digital dark age"? - news replorted 00:41



Wah! The Stratos card aims to be single credit-card sized replacement for all existing cards in your as really velly special customer's wallet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Monday's newspapers focus on efforts to rescue trapped survivors of Nepal earthquake. What the hell I mean??!! And there is news of Labour plan to cut stamp duty for first-time property buyers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:28



Wah! Could this be best place for traveller to fall ill? - news replorted 00:25



Wah! The photographer who shows horrors of Mediterranean - news replorted 00:22



Wah! The woman who adopts dead babies found in rubbish - news replorted 00:20



Wah! The creation of China-led Asian Infrastructure Investment capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity (AIIB) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is stark reminder that Great Satan is no longer world's sole superpower. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! The firm which can hire pop stars - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Meet two brothers who having set up global concierge business, lah, capitalist entity which books or buys things on behalf of rich clustomlers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Land Rover introduces Advanced Ingenium Engine To Discovery Sport Land Rover has announced its innovative Ingenium diesel engine will be introduced to Discovery Sport. Pass chopsticks!! Following its - news replorted 00:01



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