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Customer Letter: 1441 / 1529
Andrew says...
 The best experience I have had in buying lease vehicles. You could not fault Ling's customer service. Updates, communication, follow ups, take note big boys!! Spend some time with Ling and her colleagues and learn!! SAAB 9-3 sourced quickly, no fuss! Documented, pain and delivered. Looking forward to renewal.

Andrew Fenton
Vale Of Glamorgan Travel Ltd
16 Cowbridge Road
Pontyclun
CF72 9ED


Editor Note: Hahahah, boyo! You were a super customer and I am pleased you found my service more than good. I try hard. I look forward to renewal, too! Thanks for letter Andrew! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1288 / 1529
Nathan says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOVery pleased with the whole experience. I found myself driving a brand-new Fiat Grande Punto just a few weeks after I first clicked onto the website. No hassle, excellent service. Excellent delivery, too. Prompt, polite, perfect.

Nathan Hartley
57 Marlborough Rd
Penylan
Cardiff
CF235BU


Editor Note: Wow, Nathan, don't hold back! It is like you were surprised to suddenly find yourself with a new car :) You did actually order it, hahaha! Thanks for the letter! Nice alliteration :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1110 / 1529
Jonathan says...
AUDI A5 COUPEDealing with Ling for my new Audi A5 Coupe was great. You could never accuse her of not communicating with you - she gives constant updates of where things are - all very reassuring.

Jonathan Williams
11 Plymouth Road
Penarth
Cardiff
CF64 3DA


Editor Note: Well, as you are Operations Manager for Calsonic Kansei UK Ltd (sounds Japanese), then I am pleased you likes my processes :) Enjoy the fast Audi. Those are nice cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1030 / 1529
Alex says...
CarI found your service to be very helpful and fast, friendly and always available to sort any problem. I hope to use Ling in the future and wish your company much success. Who needs the faceless big company when friendly Ling is at the end of a email? Many many thanks. Good delivery of my new Grande Punto.

Alex Forrester
107 Jenner Road
Barry
CF62 7HS


Editor Note: Who is Barry? :) Super letter, it always makes me happy when customer is happy. Even Welsh customer. Have a lovely time buzzing around South Wales, Alex. I like "fast and friendly" :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 720 / 1529
Roy says...
CarWe went to at least 10 other lease-hire providers and told them all to try and match Ling's price. The closest alternative would have cost us over £1000 more over the hire period. Ling's website is funny but her prices are seriously good. Excellent delivery, clear, concise and honest.

Roy Blackburn
Blackburn Griffiths Ltd
8 Deryn Court
Wharfedale
Cardiff
CF23 7NB


Editor Note: Well, here is another professional company, Blackburn Griffiths Ltd is a consulting civil engineering company in Cardiff... so Roy, I take your letter very seriously. Thanks for the comments. I really do my best and am so pleased to get a letter like this. Thanks. I will say the reason the Merc was cheaper than everyone else is that I treat it like a can of beans. I don't add crazy premium for a badge or a name. It makes no difference to me if you have a Fiesta, a Range Rover or a Merc... I simply treat you the same and don't try to make a massive profit. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 662 / 1529
Thomas says...
CarDear Ling,

Thank you for all your help in sorting out our Nissan Note. We would like to say it was really refreshing to deal with someone directly rather than a faceless company. We appreciated all the prompt and personal responses to questions. Delivery was good and prompt, too. Many thanks, again.

Thomas Allen
77 Pomeroy Street
Cardiff
CF10 5GT


Editor Note: Thomas, well as one ethnic minority to another, I was a pleasure to deal with you. It is amazing how popular these Nissan Notes are. I supply absolutely LOADS. Hope you enjoy driving around the coal mines and leek farms :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 569 / 1529
Alex says...
CarHi Ling

Thanks for all the help with the RX8. I don't know why Mazda have blacklisted you. You were open about the car being thirsty and knowing that, I went ahead. I would have been pissed off with you if you hadn't told me. All the best!

Alex Bryant
3 Cresselley Villas
Cardiff Road
Mountain Ash
CF45 4HB


Editor Note: Alex, yep...Mazda is one company that insists I only say "positive" things about their cars, they hate me just telling the truth. Why not? Customers spend a substantial amount of money on cars, and it only seems fair to explain all the pros and cons of each model. I simply told you to order a petrol tanker to be available for when your Mazda RX8 arrived, hehehe. As a solicitor, you have told me that it's possibly illegal for Mazda to restrict competition for their dealers, but what can I do? My local MEP is looking into this cartel-like restrictive behaviour by this massive Japanese manufacturer, for me. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 491 / 1529
Brad says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOON"Ling offers a clear service from first to last. Every aspect of her service was first class - no hiccups whatsoever. Excellent delivery of my brand new BMW 3-series. I will definitely use Ling again and have recommended her to friends. "

Brad Hoskins
5 Roche Crescent
Fairwater
Cardiff
CF5 3PY


Editor Note: Yes, Brad, we had fun getting your BMW 318i. Due to these cars being rare, it took 2-months from proposal to delivery, but I can't build them or get the BMW factory to work harder. But you were so happy when it arrived. Thanks for being a well-behaved customer :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 480 / 1529
Malcolm says...
 "After contacting so many so-called "TOP" contract hire companies, who promised everything and delivered nothing, I came across LINGsCARS.com. Ling was efficient and competitive and a pleasure to deal with. The SAAB 9-3 Convertible is a cracking car. Thanks for a great contract hire experience. Excellent delivery hand-over, the car was delivered on time. You have been very helpful throughout. Hope to deal with you again in 2009."

Malcolm Jenkins
Alpha Building Services
16 Maes-y-deri
Graigwen
Pontypridd
CF37 2JA


Editor Note: Mal, you were lovely, too! Glad to rescue your contract hire car deal other companies could not sort out. Black with parchment leather is a nice choice for your 9-3. Always happy to assist another ethnic minority person (Welsh), hehehe - Ling



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Customer Letter: 415 / 1529
Gillian says...
MAZDA 5"Great service - really liked the friendly, informal style of communication - very "un-stuffy"! I had a quick and efficient delivery of a new Mazda 5 (which is great). Ideally I would have liked some idea of when it was going to arrive, morning or afternoon. Also, as it was driven from S*******, it had 250 miles on the clock - hope that is not included in my contract mileage! Good delivery."

Gillian Rudge
43 Clos Brenin
Brynsadler
Pontyclun
CF72 9GA


Editor Note: Yes, Gillian, any miles on your car at delivery is taken off (or added to) the contract mileage. It's a shame that car dealers in general can't button this delivery thing. Trouble is, with my cars, they have so little margin that there is no leeway for additional costs. However, some dealers do it well, others less so. I'm constantly moaning about this, but unless I deliver each car myself, I am a bit out of control on this aspect. I will have another rant - Ling



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Customer Letter: 385 / 1529
Paul says...
MAZDA MX-5"Dear Ling,

I would just like to take a second to thank you personally for the superb service that you provided recently when you supplied me with my new Mazda MX5. As a customer who expects excellent customer service, all I can say is that I would wholly recommend your company to anyone who feels the same.

The car was delivered to me within ten days of making the initial proposal at the time and date expected in A1 condition. I can only thank the dealer, ***** of ***** for fulfilling all of their promises in a way that we don't see much of in the UK!

Ling, I would advise anyone who is in the market for a new car to check out your web-site first. I was highly sceptical at first that you could provide what you said at such competitive prices but now I'm convinced. I'll be coming back to you in two years time for my next car! Thanks."

Paul Gray
Tydfil Training Consortium Ltd
High St
Merthyr Tydfil
CF47 8AP


Editor Note: Paul, sorry to obscure the dealer's name; I really have to respect the dealer's choice not to be named to be putting out these very cheap cars. Well, thanks for a lovely letter - but with respect to Sally's letter (below) I should say that I have as much control about your 10-day turnaround than I had over Sally's car delay. I'm really pleased you are happy, Paul. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 384 / 1529
Sally says...
NISSAN NOTE"It took longer to get the Nissan Note than I was first advised, which was very inconvenient. However, Ling was always quick to respond to enquiries and as helpful as she could be in the circumstances."

Sally Jackson
5 Ebenezer Terrace
Blackmill
Bridgend
CF35 6EA


Editor Note: Hmmm, this was a simple case of the car taking longer to arrive than Nissan first thought. I often say that this is the one area of my business that I am not quite in control of; I cannot build/transport/make the cars arrive any quicker than they do. I can put a rocket up a dealer's ass, sure, but that only helps after the car has arrived from a manufacturer. If you bought the car cash from a Nissan dealer, I'm afraid that your Nissan Note would not have arrived any faster than it did. Sorry for the inconvenience, Sally. However, look at the letter above and the one below and you'll see this isn't always the case - Ling



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Customer Letter: 344 / 1529
Wayne says...
 "A pleasurable and smooth experience from start to finish. Excellent dealer. The personal approach is hard to find these days, but is guaranteed with Ling. Highly recommended, will definitely use in the future."

Wayne Towell
35 Garth View
Hillside Park
Bedwas
CF83 8EW


Editor Note: Wayne, you have very nice summer to enjoy your new Mazda RX-8 sport car in People's Democratic Republic of Wales. Bloody neis cwrdd â chi, mae'n bwrw glaw, iechyd da! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 129 / 1529
Clive says...
CarLing

Thank you for the efficient and very professional manner in which you dealt with us. It is refreshing to deal with an organisation that does what they say they will do when they say they will do it! Your dealer was excellent.

We are driving the BMW now, when some of your competitors still have not even come back to us (from our first contact with them)!

Clive Sherer
West End Training Ltd
Temple Court
Cathederal Rd
Cardiff
CF11 9HA


Editor Note: It is very kind of you to tell me I am efficient, Clive. How hard it is to convince people that size of company does not have anything to do with quality of service. Perhaps your letter will help me. Yes, my BMW dealer is the best in the UK, not up own backside like so many BMW dealers - Ling



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Wah! A planet that is close in size to Earth and that could hold water on its surface has been identified by Kepler telescope. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:39



Wah! The third officer was at helm of ferry that capsized off South Korea, lah, investigators say, lah, as divers work to access sunken hull. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 04:27



Wah! An online appeal by Manchester children's hospice for knitted chicks boosts its flock to "unexpected" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) more than 6,300. - news replorted 04:23



Wah! Ancient grasses from Pampas of Argentina were preserved when asteroids struck area, lah, scientists report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:54



Wah! The authorities in Peru say they evacuating 4,000 human bliengs living near Ubinas volcano, lah, in south of country, lah, because of increased activity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:36



Wah! 10 sartorial moments that reavealingly showing Great Satan superficiality of politics - news replorted 01:33



Wah! A BP employee who oversaw cleanup of Deepwater Horizon oil spill in 2010 agrees to settle charge of insider trading. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 01:10



Wah! old bill bobbys admit they were "slow off mark" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in alerting public that convicted robber serving eight years, lah, had failed to return to open prison in Suffolk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 01:05



Wah! Artists customise 12 shipping containers to tell Easter story - news replorted 00:48



Wah! The Magazine's weekly quiz of news, lah, 7 days 7 questions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Sherlock star braves cold for Fargo TV series - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Some papers focus on suggestions foreign-trained doctors less skilled than British counterparts, lah, while others report on child said to having caught meningitis from cat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! A boy of 14 accused of raping 10-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl on disused land in Shrewsbury, lah, is due to appear in court later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! The bookshop on barge that travels canal system - news replorted 00:27



Wah! The number 420 has become popular code for marijuana. Ai-yaa!!! Where does term come from and why did it catch on, lah, asks Aidan Lewis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:22



Wah! What makes Jerusalem so holy to three religions? - news replorted 00:18



Wah! Nobel prize-winning Colombian author Gabriel Garcia Marquez has died in Mexico aged 87, lah, in paying tribute author Ian McEwan described him as 'one-off'. - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The technologies making e-commerce easier for small firms - news replorted 00:09



Wah! After 20 years, lah, Italian grape-picking Afla Romeo car returns to Great Satan - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Australia's Bishop Kay at Westminster Abbey for Easter - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Alfa Romeo, lah, Italian sports LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine maker, lah, returns to Great Satan market after 20 years. Eating rice!! Michelle Fleury takes tour of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine firm hopes will appeal to American drivers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Hundreds of science fiction fans from around world expected to descend on Glasgow this weekend for major sci-fi convention. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Children can experience negative effects of bullying on their physical and mental health more than 40 years later, lah, says study from King's College London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Calls for more action over pay and pensions expected this weekend when two biggest teachers' unions meet for their annual conferences. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! A farmer whose properties were raided by old bill bobbys investigating deaths of 20 birds of prey, lah, calls for more resources to be directed at investigation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! In male gender human bleing's regular Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport column, lah, Lewis Hamilton talks about male gender human bleing's thrilling Bahrain battle with team-mate Nico Rosberg - news replorted 00:00



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