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Customer Letter: 1441 / 1528
Andrew says...
 The best experience I have had in buying lease vehicles. You could not fault Ling's customer service. Updates, communication, follow ups, take note big boys!! Spend some time with Ling and her colleagues and learn!! SAAB 9-3 sourced quickly, no fuss! Documented, pain and delivered. Looking forward to renewal.

Andrew Fenton
Vale Of Glamorgan Travel Ltd
16 Cowbridge Road
CF72 9ED

Editor Note: Hahahah, boyo! You were a super customer and I am pleased you found my service more than good. I try hard. I look forward to renewal, too! Thanks for letter Andrew! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1288 / 1528
Nathan says...
 Very pleased with the whole experience. I found myself driving a brand-new Fiat Grande Punto just a few weeks after I first clicked onto the website. No hassle, excellent service. Excellent delivery, too. Prompt, polite, perfect.

Nathan Hartley
57 Marlborough Rd

Editor Note: Wow, Nathan, don't hold back! It is like you were surprised to suddenly find yourself with a new car :) You did actually order it, hahaha! Thanks for the letter! Nice alliteration :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1110 / 1528
Jonathan says...
AUDI A5 COUPEDealing with Ling for my new Audi A5 Coupe was great. You could never accuse her of not communicating with you - she gives constant updates of where things are - all very reassuring.

Jonathan Williams
11 Plymouth Road
CF64 3DA

Editor Note: Well, as you are Operations Manager for Calsonic Kansei UK Ltd (sounds Japanese), then I am pleased you likes my processes :) Enjoy the fast Audi. Those are nice cars! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1030 / 1528
Alex says...
CarI found your service to be very helpful and fast, friendly and always available to sort any problem. I hope to use Ling in the future and wish your company much success. Who needs the faceless big company when friendly Ling is at the end of a email? Many many thanks. Good delivery of my new Grande Punto.

Alex Forrester
107 Jenner Road
CF62 7HS

Editor Note: Who is Barry? :) Super letter, it always makes me happy when customer is happy. Even Welsh customer. Have a lovely time buzzing around South Wales, Alex. I like "fast and friendly" :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 720 / 1528
Roy says...
CarWe went to at least 10 other lease-hire providers and told them all to try and match Ling's price. The closest alternative would have cost us over £1000 more over the hire period. Ling's website is funny but her prices are seriously good. Excellent delivery, clear, concise and honest.

Roy Blackburn
Blackburn Griffiths Ltd
8 Deryn Court
CF23 7NB

Editor Note: Well, here is another professional company, Blackburn Griffiths Ltd is a consulting civil engineering company in Cardiff... so Roy, I take your letter very seriously. Thanks for the comments. I really do my best and am so pleased to get a letter like this. Thanks. I will say the reason the Merc was cheaper than everyone else is that I treat it like a can of beans. I don't add crazy premium for a badge or a name. It makes no difference to me if you have a Fiesta, a Range Rover or a Merc... I simply treat you the same and don't try to make a massive profit. - Ling

Customer Letter: 662 / 1528
Thomas says...
CarDear Ling,

Thank you for all your help in sorting out our Nissan Note. We would like to say it was really refreshing to deal with someone directly rather than a faceless company. We appreciated all the prompt and personal responses to questions. Delivery was good and prompt, too. Many thanks, again.

Thomas Allen
77 Pomeroy Street
CF10 5GT

Editor Note: Thomas, well as one ethnic minority to another, I was a pleasure to deal with you. It is amazing how popular these Nissan Notes are. I supply absolutely LOADS. Hope you enjoy driving around the coal mines and leek farms :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 569 / 1528
Alex says...
CarHi Ling

Thanks for all the help with the RX8. I don't know why Mazda have blacklisted you. You were open about the car being thirsty and knowing that, I went ahead. I would have been pissed off with you if you hadn't told me. All the best!

Alex Bryant
3 Cresselley Villas
Cardiff Road
Mountain Ash
CF45 4HB

Editor Note: Alex, yep...Mazda is one company that insists I only say "positive" things about their cars, they hate me just telling the truth. Why not? Customers spend a substantial amount of money on cars, and it only seems fair to explain all the pros and cons of each model. I simply told you to order a petrol tanker to be available for when your Mazda RX8 arrived, hehehe. As a solicitor, you have told me that it's possibly illegal for Mazda to restrict competition for their dealers, but what can I do? My local MEP is looking into this cartel-like restrictive behaviour by this massive Japanese manufacturer, for me. - Ling

Customer Letter: 491 / 1528
Brad says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOON"Ling offers a clear service from first to last. Every aspect of her service was first class - no hiccups whatsoever. Excellent delivery of my brand new BMW 3-series. I will definitely use Ling again and have recommended her to friends. "

Brad Hoskins
5 Roche Crescent

Editor Note: Yes, Brad, we had fun getting your BMW 318i. Due to these cars being rare, it took 2-months from proposal to delivery, but I can't build them or get the BMW factory to work harder. But you were so happy when it arrived. Thanks for being a well-behaved customer :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 480 / 1528
Malcolm says...
 "After contacting so many so-called "TOP" contract hire companies, who promised everything and delivered nothing, I came across Ling was efficient and competitive and a pleasure to deal with. The SAAB 9-3 Convertible is a cracking car. Thanks for a great contract hire experience. Excellent delivery hand-over, the car was delivered on time. You have been very helpful throughout. Hope to deal with you again in 2009."

Malcolm Jenkins
Alpha Building Services
16 Maes-y-deri
CF37 2JA

Editor Note: Mal, you were lovely, too! Glad to rescue your contract hire car deal other companies could not sort out. Black with parchment leather is a nice choice for your 9-3. Always happy to assist another ethnic minority person (Welsh), hehehe - Ling

Customer Letter: 415 / 1528
Gillian says...
MAZDA 5"Great service - really liked the friendly, informal style of communication - very "un-stuffy"! I had a quick and efficient delivery of a new Mazda 5 (which is great). Ideally I would have liked some idea of when it was going to arrive, morning or afternoon. Also, as it was driven from S*******, it had 250 miles on the clock - hope that is not included in my contract mileage! Good delivery."

Gillian Rudge
43 Clos Brenin
CF72 9GA

Editor Note: Yes, Gillian, any miles on your car at delivery is taken off (or added to) the contract mileage. It's a shame that car dealers in general can't button this delivery thing. Trouble is, with my cars, they have so little margin that there is no leeway for additional costs. However, some dealers do it well, others less so. I'm constantly moaning about this, but unless I deliver each car myself, I am a bit out of control on this aspect. I will have another rant - Ling

Customer Letter: 385 / 1528
Paul says...
MAZDA MX-5"Dear Ling,

I would just like to take a second to thank you personally for the superb service that you provided recently when you supplied me with my new Mazda MX5. As a customer who expects excellent customer service, all I can say is that I would wholly recommend your company to anyone who feels the same.

The car was delivered to me within ten days of making the initial proposal at the time and date expected in A1 condition. I can only thank the dealer, ***** of ***** for fulfilling all of their promises in a way that we don't see much of in the UK!

Ling, I would advise anyone who is in the market for a new car to check out your web-site first. I was highly sceptical at first that you could provide what you said at such competitive prices but now I'm convinced. I'll be coming back to you in two years time for my next car! Thanks."

Paul Gray
Tydfil Training Consortium Ltd
High St
Merthyr Tydfil
CF47 8AP

Editor Note: Paul, sorry to obscure the dealer's name; I really have to respect the dealer's choice not to be named to be putting out these very cheap cars. Well, thanks for a lovely letter - but with respect to Sally's letter (below) I should say that I have as much control about your 10-day turnaround than I had over Sally's car delay. I'm really pleased you are happy, Paul. - Ling

Customer Letter: 384 / 1528
Sally says...
NISSAN NOTE"It took longer to get the Nissan Note than I was first advised, which was very inconvenient. However, Ling was always quick to respond to enquiries and as helpful as she could be in the circumstances."

Sally Jackson
5 Ebenezer Terrace
CF35 6EA

Editor Note: Hmmm, this was a simple case of the car taking longer to arrive than Nissan first thought. I often say that this is the one area of my business that I am not quite in control of; I cannot build/transport/make the cars arrive any quicker than they do. I can put a rocket up a dealer's ass, sure, but that only helps after the car has arrived from a manufacturer. If you bought the car cash from a Nissan dealer, I'm afraid that your Nissan Note would not have arrived any faster than it did. Sorry for the inconvenience, Sally. However, look at the letter above and the one below and you'll see this isn't always the case - Ling

Customer Letter: 344 / 1528
Wayne says...
 "A pleasurable and smooth experience from start to finish. Excellent dealer. The personal approach is hard to find these days, but is guaranteed with Ling. Highly recommended, will definitely use in the future."

Wayne Towell
35 Garth View
Hillside Park
CF83 8EW

Editor Note: Wayne, you have very nice summer to enjoy your new Mazda RX-8 sport car in People's Democratic Republic of Wales. Bloody neis cwrdd Ăą chi, mae'n bwrw glaw, iechyd da! - Ling

Customer Letter: 129 / 1528
Clive says...

Thank you for the efficient and very professional manner in which you dealt with us. It is refreshing to deal with an organisation that does what they say they will do when they say they will do it! Your dealer was excellent.

We are driving the BMW now, when some of your competitors still have not even come back to us (from our first contact with them)!

Clive Sherer
West End Training Ltd
Temple Court
Cathederal Rd
CF11 9HA

Editor Note: It is very kind of you to tell me I am efficient, Clive. How hard it is to convince people that size of company does not have anything to do with quality of service. Perhaps your letter will help me. Yes, my BMW dealer is the best in the UK, not up own backside like so many BMW dealers - Ling

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Wah! Former South Africa and Nottinghamshire all-rounder and captain Clive Rice dies at age of 66. - news replorted 10:12

Wah! The public should not expect to see old bill bobbys officer after crimes such as burglary, lah, head of new National old bill bobbys Chiefs' Council tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 10:11

Wah! Archaeologists say Pictish fort uncovered during dig near Stonehaven is oldest in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:56

Wah! The European Union is "very effective" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) at solving problems, lah, Britain's top official in Brussels says, lah, amid reports members becoming more receptive to bloody annoying Blitish demands to renegotiate its membership. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:51

Wah! How radioactive material was left on Tube and planes - news replorted 09:44

Wah! Side road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu accidents increase by 12% in year number of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine accidents involving driver pulling out of side road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu accounted for estimated 198,000 crashes nat - news replorted 09:44

Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish economy grew by 0.7% in three months to end of June, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:43

Wah! The disabled human bliengs who beaten and chained - news replorted 09:38

Wah! Europe's Sentinel-2a satellite, lah, which will "carpet map" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Earth's land surface day-in, lah, day-out, lah, is on course to go into full operation in early or mid-October. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:35

Wah! SsangYong sponsors International three-day eventer, lah, Tom Crisp International three day eventer, lah, Tom Crisp is to be sponsored by SsangYong, lah, and will be driving SsangYong Korando Spor - news replorted 09:30

Wah! Pata Rondla returns to WSBK action at Sepang - Malaysia After two-week break, lah, Pata Rondla team and its riders Michael van der Mark and Sylvain Guintoli preparing for t - news replorted 09:27

Wah! bloody annoying Blitish Prime dodgy minister David Cameron outlines plans to stop foreigners from buying bloody annoying Blitish homes with "plundered or laundered cash" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as part of "global effort" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to defeat corruption. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:13

Wah! At nearly 37 years of age, lah, Jia Jia is thought to be oldest panda ever kept in captivity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:11

Wah! More than 1,000 tech experts, lah, scientists and researchers having written garbling written down on paper message warning about dangers of autonomous weapons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:11

Wah! old bill bobbys in Republic of autonomous province of Guinness drinkers investigating if deaths of married couple were murder-suicide, lah, according to reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:10

Wah! Retailer Amazon enters bloody annoying Blitish streaming market with Prime Music, lah, new service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service available to Amazon Prime clustomlers as part of their annual subscription. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:01

Wah! The rejection by Highways Province of Engrish running-dogs of contraflow on M20 in Kent during Operation Stack has been described as “extre - news replorted 08:51

Wah! Road safety charity Brake has announced seminar on Saving money through fleet risk management, lah, which will take place o - news replorted 08:49

Wah! New study finds sugaring MSG boiled plum flavorspots and pain points in LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine buying journey Auto Trader has completed comprehensive research project looking at what’s velly damn good boiled chicken-feet, lah, and what could be improved in LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine - news replorted 08:46

Wah! Jen Welter becomes first female coach in NFL after being appointed by Arizona Cardinals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:16

Wah! Malaysia's PM Najib Razak sacks male gender human bleing's prime dodgy minister and attorney general who had both criticised him over financial scandal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:04

Wah! Caterham Superlight R300-S Championship title fight ramps up Reigning Caterham R300-S Superlight champion, lah, Aaron Head and 2014 runner-up Dave Robinson will continue their head-to-he - news replorted 08:00

Wah! The mother of baby girl from Londonderry who died at one of world's leading children's hospitals has said lessons must been learned from fatality. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:51

Wah! Recent attacks by gulls on human bliengs and their pets having been widely reported. I read you little red book! But birds misunderstood? - news replorted 07:49

Wah! Man Utd set to miss out on Sergio Ramos, lah, Pedro wantings Barcelona exit, lah, Spurs to bid for Berahino, lah, plus best of social media. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:43

Wah! Laura Thomas has been working as driving instructor since 1938 and it is thought bloody woman is United Kingdom's oldest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:40

Wah! Lord Sewel resigns from House of Lords after being filmed allegedly taking drugs with prostitutes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:37

Wah! Sinn FĂ©in President Gerry Adams says organisers of West Belfast Festival had no intention of hurting anyone about decision to invite controversial comedian Frankie Boyle to perform. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:29

Wah! Recruiting large numbers of Bloody foreign nurses is "distracting, lah, frustrating and expensive", lah, according to head of Addenbrooke's Hospital in Cambridge. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:29

Wah! BP reports sharp fall in underlying profits for three months to end of June-mber month as lower oil prices continue to hurt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:25

Wah! old bill bobbys continue to question man on suspicion of attempted murder after roadside shooting in Rhondda Cynon Taff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 06:37

Wah! Five scouts, lah, all aged 13, lah, found safe and well after overnight search in forest in south-west ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:29

Wah! The body of Alan Drennan, lah, County Antrim man who died in Ibiza last week, lah, is due to be flown to Dublin later on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:28

Wah! Seven key themes and allegations that lie ahead for undercover policing inquiry - and some of real practical and legal problems it faces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:27

Wah! No students sign up for University of South Welsh land of sheep and more sheep courses in London, lah, year after they launched with budget of ÂRMB Yuan #750,000. - news replorted 06:13

Wah! It is "distracting, lah, frustrating and expensive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to having to recruit large numbers of nurses from overseas, lah, head of leading NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) hospital says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00

Wah! Thirty-five of women who having accused Bill Cosby of rape or sexual assault having been interviewed by New York Magazine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:48

Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama is to deliver keynote speech at African Union's headquarters in Ethiopia, lah, on last day of male gender human bleing's trip to East Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:41

Wah! Finishing ultimate road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu trip, lah, 55 years after it began - news replorted 04:08

Wah! Allegations Sydney student was preaching radical ideology at male gender human bleing's school has prompted state-wide audit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:52

Wah! Shares in mainland China continue their slide on Tuesday, lah, day after Shanghai Composite index saw its biggest drop in eight years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:18

Wah! Raw sewage polluted 40 beaches in South West at weekend, lah, campaigners say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:12

Wah! Nato countries to hold emergency meeting to discuss Turkey's campaign against Islamic State group and Kurdish militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:02

Wah! A woman cut out of flemale human person's mother's will is awarded ÂRMB Yuan #164,000 inheritance in case experts think could prove to be landmark ruling. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:56

Wah! South Korea's PM Hwang Kyo-ahn declares "de facto end" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to Mers virus outbreak, lah, after no new infections reported for 23 days. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:44

Wah! The Boy Scouts of America vote to lift its ban on gay human bliengs serving as adult leaders in organisation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:41

Wah! Using nose to inflate balloon helping-helping heal glue ear, lah, University of Southampton research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:33

Wah! A profile of Labour leadership contender and shadow health secretary Andy Burnham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:07

Wah! American and British intelligence used secret relationship with founder of Swiss encryption capitalist entity to help them spy during Cold War, lah, newly released rice-paper officialing doumentlation analysed by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:04

Wah! What roots of word 'tunnel'? - news replorted 00:57

Wah! A Pictish fort uncovered during archaeological dig on Aberdeenshire coast is believed to be ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's oldest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:54

Wah! Last year international banking giant HSBC suddenly closed capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity accounts of several prominent British Muslims. Eating rice!! Why? - news replorted 00:54

Wah! Do women who take part in terrorist acts having different motivation from men, lah, asks Bridget Kendall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:54

Wah! Why Britain does not owe reparations to India - news replorted 00:47

Wah! A factory which had made up to 41,000 fake Apple iPhones has been caught in China leading to nine arrests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45

Wah! The judge leading public inquiry into undercover policing is making male gender human bleing's opening statement later on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:44

Wah! Keeping track of Britain's most threatened duck - news replorted 00:30

Wah! Excavation begins at Medellin landfill site where bodies of up to 300 human bliengs believed to be buried. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:30

Wah! Amateur astronomers having begun studying images of Pluto sent back by New Horizons probe - news replorted 00:22

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News explains how your as really velly special customer's daily activities can influence calculation of GDP, lah, or Gross Domestic Product., lah, key economic indicator. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:19

Wah! A parody of Mark Ronson's hit song 'Uptown Funk' has become YouTube hit in Jordan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:16

Wah! An NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) trust set up to run scandal-hit Stafford Hospital requires improvement, lah, health watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08

Wah! New York Governor Andrew Cuomo unveils sweeping plan to rebuild ageing terminals of LaGuardia Airport - one of busiest in Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06

Wah! Fifa president Sepp Blatter deserves Nobel Prize, lah, according to Russian president Vladimir Putin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:04

Wah! Why we like to believe that dinosaurs were scaly? - news replorted 00:04

Wah! Michael Mosley on which oil is healthiest to cook with - news replorted 00:03

Wah! What's putting brakes on driverless cars? - news replorted 00:03

Wah! Homes in bloody annoying Blitish being bought by foreigners with "plundered or laundered cash", lah, David Cameron is to warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:02

Wah! The Swedish military is investigating report that wrecked Russian submarine has been found in country's territorial waters. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00

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