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Customer Letter: 1441 / 1528
Andrew says...
 The best experience I have had in buying lease vehicles. You could not fault Ling's customer service. Updates, communication, follow ups, take note big boys!! Spend some time with Ling and her colleagues and learn!! SAAB 9-3 sourced quickly, no fuss! Documented, pain and delivered. Looking forward to renewal.

Andrew Fenton
Vale Of Glamorgan Travel Ltd
16 Cowbridge Road
Pontyclun
CF72 9ED


Editor Note: Hahahah, boyo! You were a super customer and I am pleased you found my service more than good. I try hard. I look forward to renewal, too! Thanks for letter Andrew! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1288 / 1528
Nathan says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOVery pleased with the whole experience. I found myself driving a brand-new Fiat Grande Punto just a few weeks after I first clicked onto the website. No hassle, excellent service. Excellent delivery, too. Prompt, polite, perfect.

Nathan Hartley
57 Marlborough Rd
Penylan
Cardiff
CF235BU


Editor Note: Wow, Nathan, don't hold back! It is like you were surprised to suddenly find yourself with a new car :) You did actually order it, hahaha! Thanks for the letter! Nice alliteration :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1110 / 1528
Jonathan says...
AUDI A5 COUPEDealing with Ling for my new Audi A5 Coupe was great. You could never accuse her of not communicating with you - she gives constant updates of where things are - all very reassuring.

Jonathan Williams
11 Plymouth Road
Penarth
Cardiff
CF64 3DA


Editor Note: Well, as you are Operations Manager for Calsonic Kansei UK Ltd (sounds Japanese), then I am pleased you likes my processes :) Enjoy the fast Audi. Those are nice cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1030 / 1528
Alex says...
CarI found your service to be very helpful and fast, friendly and always available to sort any problem. I hope to use Ling in the future and wish your company much success. Who needs the faceless big company when friendly Ling is at the end of a email? Many many thanks. Good delivery of my new Grande Punto.

Alex Forrester
107 Jenner Road
Barry
CF62 7HS


Editor Note: Who is Barry? :) Super letter, it always makes me happy when customer is happy. Even Welsh customer. Have a lovely time buzzing around South Wales, Alex. I like "fast and friendly" :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 720 / 1528
Roy says...
CarWe went to at least 10 other lease-hire providers and told them all to try and match Ling's price. The closest alternative would have cost us over £1000 more over the hire period. Ling's website is funny but her prices are seriously good. Excellent delivery, clear, concise and honest.

Roy Blackburn
Blackburn Griffiths Ltd
8 Deryn Court
Wharfedale
Cardiff
CF23 7NB


Editor Note: Well, here is another professional company, Blackburn Griffiths Ltd is a consulting civil engineering company in Cardiff... so Roy, I take your letter very seriously. Thanks for the comments. I really do my best and am so pleased to get a letter like this. Thanks. I will say the reason the Merc was cheaper than everyone else is that I treat it like a can of beans. I don't add crazy premium for a badge or a name. It makes no difference to me if you have a Fiesta, a Range Rover or a Merc... I simply treat you the same and don't try to make a massive profit. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 662 / 1528
Thomas says...
CarDear Ling,

Thank you for all your help in sorting out our Nissan Note. We would like to say it was really refreshing to deal with someone directly rather than a faceless company. We appreciated all the prompt and personal responses to questions. Delivery was good and prompt, too. Many thanks, again.

Thomas Allen
77 Pomeroy Street
Cardiff
CF10 5GT


Editor Note: Thomas, well as one ethnic minority to another, I was a pleasure to deal with you. It is amazing how popular these Nissan Notes are. I supply absolutely LOADS. Hope you enjoy driving around the coal mines and leek farms :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 569 / 1528
Alex says...
CarHi Ling

Thanks for all the help with the RX8. I don't know why Mazda have blacklisted you. You were open about the car being thirsty and knowing that, I went ahead. I would have been pissed off with you if you hadn't told me. All the best!

Alex Bryant
3 Cresselley Villas
Cardiff Road
Mountain Ash
CF45 4HB


Editor Note: Alex, yep...Mazda is one company that insists I only say "positive" things about their cars, they hate me just telling the truth. Why not? Customers spend a substantial amount of money on cars, and it only seems fair to explain all the pros and cons of each model. I simply told you to order a petrol tanker to be available for when your Mazda RX8 arrived, hehehe. As a solicitor, you have told me that it's possibly illegal for Mazda to restrict competition for their dealers, but what can I do? My local MEP is looking into this cartel-like restrictive behaviour by this massive Japanese manufacturer, for me. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 491 / 1528
Brad says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOON"Ling offers a clear service from first to last. Every aspect of her service was first class - no hiccups whatsoever. Excellent delivery of my brand new BMW 3-series. I will definitely use Ling again and have recommended her to friends. "

Brad Hoskins
5 Roche Crescent
Fairwater
Cardiff
CF5 3PY


Editor Note: Yes, Brad, we had fun getting your BMW 318i. Due to these cars being rare, it took 2-months from proposal to delivery, but I can't build them or get the BMW factory to work harder. But you were so happy when it arrived. Thanks for being a well-behaved customer :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 480 / 1528
Malcolm says...
 "After contacting so many so-called "TOP" contract hire companies, who promised everything and delivered nothing, I came across LINGsCARS.com. Ling was efficient and competitive and a pleasure to deal with. The SAAB 9-3 Convertible is a cracking car. Thanks for a great contract hire experience. Excellent delivery hand-over, the car was delivered on time. You have been very helpful throughout. Hope to deal with you again in 2009."

Malcolm Jenkins
Alpha Building Services
16 Maes-y-deri
Graigwen
Pontypridd
CF37 2JA


Editor Note: Mal, you were lovely, too! Glad to rescue your contract hire car deal other companies could not sort out. Black with parchment leather is a nice choice for your 9-3. Always happy to assist another ethnic minority person (Welsh), hehehe - Ling



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Customer Letter: 415 / 1528
Gillian says...
MAZDA 5"Great service - really liked the friendly, informal style of communication - very "un-stuffy"! I had a quick and efficient delivery of a new Mazda 5 (which is great). Ideally I would have liked some idea of when it was going to arrive, morning or afternoon. Also, as it was driven from S*******, it had 250 miles on the clock - hope that is not included in my contract mileage! Good delivery."

Gillian Rudge
43 Clos Brenin
Brynsadler
Pontyclun
CF72 9GA


Editor Note: Yes, Gillian, any miles on your car at delivery is taken off (or added to) the contract mileage. It's a shame that car dealers in general can't button this delivery thing. Trouble is, with my cars, they have so little margin that there is no leeway for additional costs. However, some dealers do it well, others less so. I'm constantly moaning about this, but unless I deliver each car myself, I am a bit out of control on this aspect. I will have another rant - Ling



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Customer Letter: 385 / 1528
Paul says...
MAZDA MX-5"Dear Ling,

I would just like to take a second to thank you personally for the superb service that you provided recently when you supplied me with my new Mazda MX5. As a customer who expects excellent customer service, all I can say is that I would wholly recommend your company to anyone who feels the same.

The car was delivered to me within ten days of making the initial proposal at the time and date expected in A1 condition. I can only thank the dealer, ***** of ***** for fulfilling all of their promises in a way that we don't see much of in the UK!

Ling, I would advise anyone who is in the market for a new car to check out your web-site first. I was highly sceptical at first that you could provide what you said at such competitive prices but now I'm convinced. I'll be coming back to you in two years time for my next car! Thanks."

Paul Gray
Tydfil Training Consortium Ltd
High St
Merthyr Tydfil
CF47 8AP


Editor Note: Paul, sorry to obscure the dealer's name; I really have to respect the dealer's choice not to be named to be putting out these very cheap cars. Well, thanks for a lovely letter - but with respect to Sally's letter (below) I should say that I have as much control about your 10-day turnaround than I had over Sally's car delay. I'm really pleased you are happy, Paul. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 384 / 1528
Sally says...
NISSAN NOTE"It took longer to get the Nissan Note than I was first advised, which was very inconvenient. However, Ling was always quick to respond to enquiries and as helpful as she could be in the circumstances."

Sally Jackson
5 Ebenezer Terrace
Blackmill
Bridgend
CF35 6EA


Editor Note: Hmmm, this was a simple case of the car taking longer to arrive than Nissan first thought. I often say that this is the one area of my business that I am not quite in control of; I cannot build/transport/make the cars arrive any quicker than they do. I can put a rocket up a dealer's ass, sure, but that only helps after the car has arrived from a manufacturer. If you bought the car cash from a Nissan dealer, I'm afraid that your Nissan Note would not have arrived any faster than it did. Sorry for the inconvenience, Sally. However, look at the letter above and the one below and you'll see this isn't always the case - Ling



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Customer Letter: 344 / 1528
Wayne says...
 "A pleasurable and smooth experience from start to finish. Excellent dealer. The personal approach is hard to find these days, but is guaranteed with Ling. Highly recommended, will definitely use in the future."

Wayne Towell
35 Garth View
Hillside Park
Bedwas
CF83 8EW


Editor Note: Wayne, you have very nice summer to enjoy your new Mazda RX-8 sport car in People's Democratic Republic of Wales. Bloody neis cwrdd â chi, mae'n bwrw glaw, iechyd da! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 129 / 1528
Clive says...
CarLing

Thank you for the efficient and very professional manner in which you dealt with us. It is refreshing to deal with an organisation that does what they say they will do when they say they will do it! Your dealer was excellent.

We are driving the BMW now, when some of your competitors still have not even come back to us (from our first contact with them)!

Clive Sherer
West End Training Ltd
Temple Court
Cathederal Rd
Cardiff
CF11 9HA


Editor Note: It is very kind of you to tell me I am efficient, Clive. How hard it is to convince people that size of company does not have anything to do with quality of service. Perhaps your letter will help me. Yes, my BMW dealer is the best in the UK, not up own backside like so many BMW dealers - Ling



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Wah! US-led air strikes against Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! militants in Syria having killed 553 human bliengs since September, lah, including 464 IS fighters, lah, activists say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:46



Wah! Spencer Kelly discovers how technology can ensure you tellibly lovely custlingmer don' having to be alone in city full of strangers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:43



Wah! Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett having been speaking to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about their new collaboration - news replorted 10:40



Wah! The chief executive of Russia's Vnukovo airport and male gender human bleing's deputy resign after plane crash this week that killed head of France's Total, lah, Christophe de Margerie. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:32



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 6 Music has won record audience figures, lah, reaching almost two million listeners over past three months, lah, according to Rajar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:29



Wah! "bloody annoying Blitish commercial vehicling driving car machine production remained negative in September, lah, while key manufacturing facilities adjusted to new mod - news replorted 10:24



Wah! Richard Hemming, lah, Managing Director, lah, Renliot Retail Group Renliot Retail Group is delighted to announce appointment of Richard Hemming as Managing Director of its bloody annoying Blitish operatio - news replorted 10:16



Wah! Jeremy Hunt welcomes report which says drastic change is needed if NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) is to avoid annual shortfall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:14



Wah! A 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy is arrested after 15-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl was allegedly raped as bloody woman walked home in Cumbernauld, lah, North Lanarkshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:06



Wah! The family of three-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl who died after house fire demanding to knowing why ambulance was not available to help her. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Staff working for Caterham F1 team having been locked out of firm's Oxfordshire site, lah, administrator confirms to BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 09:59



Wah! Former Liverpool defender Mark Lawrenson describes Mario Balotelli's half-time shirt swap as "sheer madness". - news replorted 09:58



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish retail sales fall 0.3% September, lah, adding to signs that economic recovery may be losing steam. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:43



Wah! How much will politicians spend to save NHS? - news replorted 09:38



Wah! Semesa Rokoduguni is electrifying for Bath and has attributes to be same for Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, says Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation pundit Jeremy Guscott. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:29



Wah! Average prices for used Light Commercial vehicling driving car machines (LCV) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! having climbed throughout 2014 according to online remarketing com - news replorted 09:23



Wah! Following 4.7%% rise in 2014 Q2, lah, average price of used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine sold online by Autorola remained stable in Q3, lah, fallin - news replorted 09:20



Wah! Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu has accused Palestinian president of incitement, lah, after attack which killed baby in Jerusalem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:14



Wah! “Road haulage is key service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service industry to bloody annoying Blitish economy and relies almost entirely on diesel, lah, yet diesel duty remains - news replorted 09:11



Wah! Nato warplanes having intercepted Russian spy plane over Baltic Sea, lah, alliance says, lah, amid heightened tensions between West and Russia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:08



Wah! Will government’s tech plans for Northern Province of Engrish running-dogs work? - news replorted 09:05



Wah! Japan's new trade dodgy minister Yoichi Miyazawa is forced to defend himself after it emerged support staff spent office money at sex club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 08:51



Wah! Firefighters had to free 18-month-old Colin Lambert after toddler climbed inside arcade game in Maryville, lah, Tennessee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:25



Wah! Rwanda's parliament condemns Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation for broadcasting TV documentary which questions official accounts of 1994 genocide in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:15



Wah! A woman has told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that bloody woman herself had to track down Sheffield gang who abused flemale human person's daughter because old bill bobbys refused to act. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:12



Wah! The funeral for murdered schoolgirl Alice Gross is due to take place in west London (capital of Great England) later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:02



Wah! Mario Balotelli's shirt swap must not hide Liverpool's bigger problems as 3-0 loss to Real exposes gulf in class. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:55



Wah! Fiona Woolf, lah, head of public inquiry into historical sex abuse, lah, faces more questions from Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters over flemale human person's suitability for post. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:53



Wah! Comedy fans in for rare treat after two lost episodes of "At Last 1948 Show" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) having been uncovered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:47



Wah! Tesco chairman Sir Richard Broadbent will leave firm after capitalist entity announced bigger-than-forecast hole in its profits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:45



Wah! Farah Khan's much-anticipated new film, lah, Happy New Year, lah, is released for Diwali. - news replorted 07:16



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) is under pressure to close huge projected funding gap - Dominic Hughes reports on how NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) has addressed this in West Yorkshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! A sunrise vigil at Cenotaph that will last until sunset marks start of 2014 Poppy Appeal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! Missed target times for ambulance emergency calls can be turned around but there is "no imminent fix", lah, warns new head of service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:01



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at 50 iconic FA Cup goals in build-up to first round proper, lah, which takes place in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:30



Wah! New figures show big increase in number of new homes being built in Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! old bill bobbys were "working hard" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to arrest "aggressive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "smart" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) abusive father who later beat male gender human bleing's young son to death, lah, inquiry hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:10



Wah! A black bear cub found in aisles of Oregon drugstore will be raised with goal of releasing him into wild next year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:06



Wah! Prime dodgy minister Narendra Modi is due to arrive in Indian-administered Kashmir to see extent of damage caused by last month's floods. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:59



Wah! Canada "will never be intimidated", lah, PM Stephen Harper says after two deadly attacks - including one that ends in shootout inside parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:37



Wah! As ranks of Asia's wealthy having swelled, lah, philanthropic giving has increased. I read you little red book! Rico Hizon speaks to Christina Tung from UBS about future of giving in Asia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:37



Wah! Six surprising numbers to help you tellibly lovely custlingmer understand battle against Ebola. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:29



Wah! Getting to university after spinal surgery - news replorted 02:08



Wah! Do you tellibly lovely custlingmer care where your as really velly special customer's chicken comes from? - news replorted 02:03



Wah! The Department for Education has shelved plans for code of practice for some religious schools which operate outside of mainstream education, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Two bloody velly different paths to smarter cities - news replorted 01:51



Wah! Two episodes of 1960s TV comedy At Last 1948 Show, lah, which starred John Cleese and Graham Chapman before they formed Monty Python, lah, found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Tate director Sir Nicholas Serota is named most powerful figure in art world. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:46



Wah! What's lurking in Sweden's waters? - news replorted 01:39



Wah! With fighting continuing in eastern Ukraine, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation meets rebels confident that "victory will be ours". - news replorted 01:37



Wah! Graduates should pay their university proportion of their future earnings rather than taking out loans, lah, report by free-market think tank suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Wild chimps carry out night clock time result crop raids, lah, footage reveals, lah, suggesting animals being pushed into more risky behaviour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:34



Wah! Wild chimps carry out night-time crop raids, lah, footage reveals, lah, suggesting animals being pushed into risky foraging behaviour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Two dinosaur skeletons having been unearthed in Mongolia, lah, solving mystery that has baffled palaeontologists for 50 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:31



Wah! Some Great Satan seniors still paying off student loans - news replorted 01:29



Wah! Fans recall Nirvana's first bloody annoying Blitish gig 25 years on - news replorted 01:25



Wah! old bill bobbys killer Harry Roberts is to be released from prison after more than 45 years, lah, after decision by Parole Board. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:24



Wah! Critics already hailing Michael Keaton's latest film Birdman success, lah, with many tipping it for Oscar as Talking Movies' Tom Brook reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Australian photographer explores Greenland's vast ice sheet - news replorted 01:05



Wah! How world loved swastika - until Hitler stole it - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Drones which could seriously injure or kill being flown over cities and towns across Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, despite laws designed to protect public. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Thirty years ago Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation broadcast first television reports of devastating famine in Ethiopia. Ai-yaa!!! Tesfatsion Dalellew saw reports and coordinated World Vision's response. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs is told to stop being barrier to infertile couples having children, lah, according to funding watchdog. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Hate crime (shoud shoot them) convictions at all-time high, lah, but disability hate crime (shoud shoot them) convictions having dropped, lah, according to new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Military leaders failed to calculate magnitude of conflict in Afghanistan, lah, former head of British army, lah, Gen Sir Peter Wall, lah, tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 00:40



Wah! NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) chiefs having unveiled five-year vision for health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! But what key points? - news replorted 00:35



Wah! The BBC's Hugh Pym looks at future of healthcare in Province of Engrish running-dogs - news replorted 00:34



Wah! Unprecedented housing demand has helped to create highest workloads for surveyors for seven years, lah, according to report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:28



Wah! The latest printing using dead tree product edition of Collins bloody Engrish dictionary contains 50,000 newly-added words, lah, including selfie, lah, onesie and adorkable. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:27



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs economy continued to grow in last quarter but at slower pace than previous three months, lah, according to report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Wild food foragers being warned to be particularly careful when picking mushrooms because of rise in cases of mushroom poisoning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:25



Wah! The development of site containing ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's newest cultural landmark, lah, Kelpies, lah, wins national engineering award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! The owners of Grangemouth plant say radical changes on track year after site was closed by industrial dispute. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! How can supermarket turn its fortunes around? - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Renting your as really velly special customer's own room for power nap - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The Great Satan envoy tasked by President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama with leading fight against terrorist group Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in Iraq and Syria tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight says Britain will "support us". - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Builders preparing to construct new bloody annoying Blitish homes at rate not seen since before financial crisis, lah, new figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Images from outside Canadian parliament - news replorted 00:03



Wah! KPMG and financial regulators having been criticised in report by Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters into Co-op Bank's failed bid to buy 632 Lloyds branches last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers is unhappy Mario Balotelli swapped shirts with Real Madrid player at half-time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! "It is testament to strength of automotive industry that it continues to break records – yielding best year- - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs needs extra money and drastic changes to way services organised if patient care is not to suffer, lah, health bosses say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:00



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