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Customer Letter: 1507 / 1528
Karen says...
VOLVO XC90Ling – I can find no faults with your service in supplying me with my wonderful new Volvo XC90. I found the whole process very easy and compliment you and your staff on your great attention to detail. I was kept informed every step of the way and will certainly be back to you in 3 years time. Well done on a great service to your customers – I really felt I came first!

Dealer service – Excellent – they provided excellent service – no complaints at all.

Karen Derrick
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Editor Note: Wow! That's a very nice letter Karen. Thanks. The XC90 will be very useful in the middle of nowhere in Scotland. Especially in the snow. Lovely to deal with you, it was great fun :) Go and play with it in the lochs and glens, hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1372 / 1528
Steven says... is an oasis in a desert of faceless, dull companies. Her service has been excellent, despite the long delay in securing finance. Her website and correspondence stand head and shoulders above the others and I couldn't find a better price anywhere so that's a tick in that box as well. A joke, a laugh, good service and a good price. A winning combination. Excellent delivery, exactly what was expected.

Steven Stalker
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Editor Note: Apart from the damn slow finance companies (they are a complete pain post-crunch) we got everything sorted and you are very happy, I think, Steve. You work in a company which is also at the cutting edge of cheap and growing sector. Keep up the good work. Enjoy the new Mazda 3. You are dead right about other faceless, dull companies! - Ling

Customer Letter: 909 / 1528
Marc says...
CarCommunication – very good. Helpful. No delivery charge or doc fees. No probs.

I like using small companies. Only criticisms;- even though it is award winning, I found the website irritatingly cluttered but only a minor point.

The Volvo V50 Sportswagon was delivered on time and in perfect condition!

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Editor Note: Marc! You are a bloody art critic gallery owner... of course you think my website is cluttered :) Here is a picture of the artwork you like (you have exhibitions throughout the year of paintings by Scottish based artists and a continuous display of crafts, including ceramics, sculptures (ceramic, bronze and wood), jewellery, silver and glass ware)...
some dead person it is no surprise you think I am cluttered, hehehe, I am no artist :). Thanks for letter, I give you hyperlink. Here is your Atholl gallery:
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Customer Letter: 807 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarHi Ling, Hope you had a great time in China.

I am delighted with my Citroen Grand Picasso C4 and I am amazed at just how stress-free the whole "leasing" affair is. However, the downside is that I now miss our regular email contact! The delivery driver was professional, punctual and polite. Great. Thanks again, it has been a pleasure to deal with your company.

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Editor Note: Stephen, the delivery driver got a nose-bleed, you are so far North! Do you realise where Fort William is??? My God, Google maps was nearly at the North Pole by the time I found your address. You can do sightseeing tours down the banks of Loch Ness looking for the monster, in your new C4 Grand Picasso, as it's a 7-seater. Enjoy! Send me picture of the monster. - Ling

Customer Letter: 701 / 1528
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CarDear Ling

Thank you so much for your help to get my daughter her new Mini Convertible after all the hassle we had trying to get it in her name with no credit history. It was a pleasure to do business with someone who actually cares about the business they run! Will definitely come to you again, thanks. I can see why you are doing so well. Excellent delivery.

David MacKenzie
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Editor Note: No problem at all, David. I hope your daughter has a great time in her new car. Roll on global warming so she can get the roof down! :) - Ling

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