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Customer Letter: 1451 / 1528
Keith says...
JEEP WRANGLERLingsCars is a great company to deal with, the whole experience was fun AND efficient. The communication was/is fantastic, you always know what is happening with your car as the process goes on. I will definitely be back for my next car. Dealer service was average: Quick to deliver vehicle, bust slow to rectify problem.

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Editor Note: You had a missing wheel nut key on your Jeep Wrangler, and it took the dealer an age to get it to you. That was the problem. Apart from that, you have a mammoth car at a really cheap price - what a vehicle the Jeep is for your business! You arrange and produce shows and exhibitions. Thans so much for the brilliant comments about my service, Keith! - Ling



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Brenda says...
CarLing, all's fine with our new Nevara, apart from the time we had to wait. It was good to deal with you, you made it very simple for us to understand all the red tape. Speak to you in 3-years. Good delivery, person drove it from XXXX, but that meant 500 miles on the clock.

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Editor Note: Brenda, don't worry, that 500 miles will be subtracted from the mileage, you won't be penalised. The lead time on these pick-ups was long, the demand high. It's a shame I cannot shout at the Nissan factory! :) Thanks for letter, enjoy pampering the Nevara! - Ling



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NISSAN NOTE"Process of ordering and delivery of the Nissan Note to the Highlands of Scotland was very good."

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Inverness
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Inverness
IV2 3SY


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