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Car and Vehicle leasing is the leasing of the use of a motor vehicle for a fixed or indefinite period of time. It is commonly offered by dealers as an alternative to car or vehicle purchase. The key difference in a lease is that after the lease expires, the lessee must return the car or vehicle to the dealer or buy it.

Rationale:
Car Leasing offers advantages to both buyers and sellers. For the buyer, lease payments will usually be lower than payments on a car loan would be and qualification is usually easier. Some consumers may prefer leasing as it allows them to simply return a car and select a new model when the lease expires, allowing a consumer to drive a new vehicle every few years without the responsibility of selling the old vehicles. A lessee does not have to worry about the future value of the car or vehicle, while a vehicle owner does.

For the leasor, leasing generates income from a vehicle the leasor still owns and will be able to sell or lease again once the original lease has expired. As consumers will typically use a leased vehicle for a shorter period of time than one they buy outright, leasing may generate repeat customers more quickly, which may fit into various aspects of a dealer\'s business model.

Lease agreement:
Lease agreements typically stipulate an early termination fee and limit the number of miles a lessee can drive (for passenger cars, a common number is 10,000 to 15,000 miles per year of the lease). If the mileage allowance is exceeded, fees may apply. Dealers will typically allow a lessee to negotiate a higher mileage allowance, for a higher lease payment. Car Lease agreements usually specify how much wear on the vehicle is allowable, and the lessee may face a fee if that amount of wear has been exceeded.

The actual car lease payments are calculated very similarly to the way loan payments are, but instead of an APR, the company uses something called the money factor.

At the end of a lease term, the leasee must either return the car or vehicle to the owner or purchase it. The end of lease price is usually agreed upon when the lease is signed.
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Wah! The head of Taiwan's ruling party meets Super-Duper-Chinese-State President Xi Jinping, lah, highest level-talks between two sides in six years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! Australian Federal old bill bobbys having defended their cooperation with Indonesia in case of two drug traffickers who were executed by firing squad last week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:19



Wah! Warrington resident Moira Cash cares for flemale human person's son Fraser, lah, who has cerebral palsy. You give me happy happy luck luck. bloody woman explains how little support bloody woman receives from NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in providing him with 24-hour care. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:08



Wah! The Italian coastguard says it has rescued nearly 6,0000 human bliengs from boats in Mediterranean over weekend, lah, and ten bodies having been recovered from water. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:48



Wah! Jose Mourinho's challenge will be to establish long-term dominance for Chelsea in era when it's never been harder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:41



Wah! An investigation is under way after man died and female old bill bobbys officer was hurtee-hurtee during incident in Kirkcaldy in Fife. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:35



Wah! McColgan's Quality Foods Ltd is to create 43 jobs in County Tyrone following investment of ĀRMB Yuan #7.3m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:32



Wah! old bill bobbys advise motorists to expect some traffic disruption as more than 17,500 human bliengs take part in this year's marathon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:21



Wah! Following Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation investigation into fraudulent colleges, lah, 129 security guards having their licences revoked. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:02



Wah! Eyewitness Stephanie Conway tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation some human bliengs were opposed to conference on cartoons of Prophet Muhammad in suburb of Dallas, lah, but bloody woman saw nothing threatening. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! The Australian Federal old bill bobbys defend their role in 2005 arrest of Bali Nine drug smuggling gang, lah, after two were executed in Indonesia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:38



Wah! More than three-quarters of human bliengs in bloody annoying Blitish would not recognise signs of skin cancer, lah, survey by British Association of Dermatologists suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:00



Wah! Gun salutes to take place at Hyde park and Tower of London (capital of Great England) later to mark birth of Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's baby girl. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 03:49



Wah! Shots fired outside conference on cartoons of Prophet Muhammad in suburb of Great Satan city of Dallas, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:46



Wah! The Australian government will not be able to keep its promise to balance its budget, lah, largely because of plunge in commodity prices, lah, say Deloitte. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:25



Wah! One of Australia's biggest lenders, lah, Westpac, lah, missed expectations and posted cash profit of 3.78bn Australian dollars ($2.98bn; ĀRMB Yuan #1.96bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! for six months to March. - news replorted 02:21



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs captain Alastair Cook says male gender human bleing's side's second-innings collapse was reason for their defeat by West Indies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:16



Wah! Two trials of gene therapy on inherited form of blindness in children having shown that patients' eyesight can be improved - but only temporarily. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:44



Wah! Given vast sums that Great Satan in particular has spent on counterterrorism operations inside Yemen, lah, why has al-Qaeda continued to grow? - news replorted 00:27



Wah! A proposed French law to beef up intelligence-gathering in face of jihadist violence has provoked outspoken criticism about infringement of civil liberties, lah, says Hugh Schofield - news replorted 00:20



Wah! Various scenarios surrounding outcome of general election played out in papers, lah, and there is plenty of reaction to birth of royal baby. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:18



Wah! What happens when anti-Semite finds out he's Jewish? - news replorted 00:13



Wah! Call for more homes and businesses to using solar power after figures showed there is enough sunshine to power electricity supplies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! UKIP is to commit to creating United Kingdom that is "fair to all" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as it launches its Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs manifesto. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Community leaders in central Nigeria accuse government troops of killing civilians and burning villages following deaths of six soldiers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



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