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Car and Vehicle leasing is the leasing of the use of a motor vehicle for a fixed or indefinite period of time. It is commonly offered by dealers as an alternative to car or vehicle purchase. The key difference in a lease is that after the lease expires, the lessee must return the car or vehicle to the dealer or buy it.

Rationale:
Car Leasing offers advantages to both buyers and sellers. For the buyer, lease payments will usually be lower than payments on a car loan would be and qualification is usually easier. Some consumers may prefer leasing as it allows them to simply return a car and select a new model when the lease expires, allowing a consumer to drive a new vehicle every few years without the responsibility of selling the old vehicles. A lessee does not have to worry about the future value of the car or vehicle, while a vehicle owner does.

For the leasor, leasing generates income from a vehicle the leasor still owns and will be able to sell or lease again once the original lease has expired. As consumers will typically use a leased vehicle for a shorter period of time than one they buy outright, leasing may generate repeat customers more quickly, which may fit into various aspects of a dealer\'s business model.

Lease agreement:
Lease agreements typically stipulate an early termination fee and limit the number of miles a lessee can drive (for passenger cars, a common number is 10,000 to 15,000 miles per year of the lease). If the mileage allowance is exceeded, fees may apply. Dealers will typically allow a lessee to negotiate a higher mileage allowance, for a higher lease payment. Car Lease agreements usually specify how much wear on the vehicle is allowable, and the lessee may face a fee if that amount of wear has been exceeded.

The actual car lease payments are calculated very similarly to the way loan payments are, but instead of an APR, the company uses something called the money factor.

At the end of a lease term, the leasee must either return the car or vehicle to the owner or purchase it. The end of lease price is usually agreed upon when the lease is signed.
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£260.62
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3+35 i 3 year lease
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£274.80
per month inc VAT
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3+35 i 3 year lease
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£304.94
per month inc VAT
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£339.26
per month inc VAT
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3+23 i 2 year lease
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£348.12
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3+11 i 1 year lease
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£360.00
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£372.64
per month inc VAT
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Wah! LATEST:  Italy rescued total of more than 3,300 migrants trying to cross Mediterranean on Friday, lah, country's coastguard says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 22:16



Wah! LATEST:  Drink-driving offences having fallen in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land following introduction of lower alcohol limit, lah, new figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 22:15



Wah! Ross Ulbricht, lah, founder of online illegal drug marketplace Silk Road, lah, is sentenced to life in prison. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 22:09



Wah! A court-appointed psychiatrist has testified gunman who carried out 2012 attack on Colorado cinema was mentally ill but "legally sane" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when it happened. I read you little red book! - news replorted 21:22



Wah! Gunmen in Pakistan's Balochistan province kill at least 19 passengers after taking over two Karachi-bound buses, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 21:09



Wah! A 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy is charged with murders of two human bliengs in Colchester. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 20:30



Wah! Late wickets drag Province of Engrish running-dogs back into contention after thrilling New Zealand fightback in second Test at Headingley. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 19:44



Wah! Spain has agreed to host Great Satan rapid reaction military force to deal with crises in Africa, lah, Europe and Middle East. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 19:44



Wah! FA chairman Greg Dyke does not expect Sepp Blatter to remain as Fifa president after winning fifth term in charge. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 19:14



Wah! Paris is to remove padlocks symbolically fastened to one of French capital's main bridges by couples, lah, after part of Pont des Arts collapsed last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 19:10



Wah! The Simpsons predicted Fifa's problems, lah, social media made light of debacle and cartoonists revelled in chaos. Eating rice!! - news replorted 19:10



Wah! The bloody Engrish FA and Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Cup finals on Saturday will see Arsenal face Aston Villa and Falkirk play Inverness Ct. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 19:03



Wah! Fifa re-elects Sepp Blatter president after male gender human bleing's rival withdraws following first round of vote overshadowed by corruption allegations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 18:22



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs artist Jack Vettriano announces bloody man is giving up painting for foreseeable future due to recent accident. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 18:14



Wah! Three free online programmes, lah, aimed at helping sixth-formers bridge gap between school and university, lah, due to launch this summer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 18:10



Wah! Rory McIlroy is unable to undo damage of male gender human bleing's opening 80 as 71 leads to male gender human bleing's third straight Irish Open missed cut. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 18:06



Wah! A teenager from Welsh land of sheep and more sheep has spoken out about night bloody man ended up in hospital after taking "legal high". - news replorted 18:03



Wah! A security officer is convicted of smuggling camera into high-security psychiatric hospital to try to sell photos of serial killer Ian Brady. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 17:28



Wah! Everest Sherpas say they witnessing potentially dangerous changes in landscape after Nepal's 7.8-magnitude earthquake and aftershocks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:24



Wah! Ian Pannell and cameraman Darren Conway went to migrant camps on Malaysia's border, lah, where traffickers abused and killed Rohingya Muslims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:23



Wah! The two co-champions of Thursday night's annual Scripps National Spelling Bee sharing trophy, lah, marking second year in row contest ended in tie. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 17:22



Wah! A study says Germany's birth rate has slumped to lowest in world, lah, prompting fears labour market shortages will damage economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 17:12



Wah! A "perverted" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) man is jailed for 22 years for abusing boy bloody man groomed for sex in 1970s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:05



Wah! Avocet Avocet sportscar programme, lah, including designs, lah, datapack, lah, production and intellectual property rights, lah, is to be marke - news replorted 17:03



Wah! A driver allegedly told to transport up to ÂRMB Yuan #180,000 worth of cocaine was so inept bloody man forgot where bloody man was supposed to be going, lah, court has been told. I read you little red book! - news replorted 16:39



Wah! Tata Steel workers across bloody annoying Blitish vote by almost 9-1 to go on strike in row over pensions in first national strike in steel industry for 30 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:38



Wah! Teenager Kazi Islam is sentenced to eight years in young offenders' institution for grooming young man with learning difficulties to kill bloody annoying Blitish soldier. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 16:26



Wah! A man is detained in mental health unit after setting series of fires across Oxfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 16:24



Wah! The United States has removed Cuba from its list of state sponsors of terror, lah, allowing country to conduct banking in United States, lah, among other activities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:24



Wah! Turkish prosecutors launch investigation after newspaper releases footage it says proves security services sent arms to Syrian rebels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:15



Wah! An attempt to break Guinness World Record for Largest Parade of Classic Cars has been put on hold, lah, to allow clas - news replorted 16:07



Wah! Two human bliengs believed to having been seriously hurtee-hurtee by bus in Glasgow city centre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 16:03



Wah! There no black or ethnic minority members of staff in senior positions in Lords, lah, FOI request reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:47



Wah! The 209 members of Fifa voting for their new president at congress in Zurich. - news replorted 15:45



Wah! A ban on women driving their children to school issued by Jewish education institution is "unacceptable", lah, Department for Education says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:36



Wah! More than 100 Croatian fighty bang-bang veterans take refuge inside church after old bill bobbys disrupt their anti-government sit-in in central Zagreb. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 15:35



Wah! A total of 86 failings by six nurses, lah, in relation to vulnerable human bliengs at nursing home, lah, found proven by disciplinary panel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 15:16



Wah! The sentence of teenager who boasted of driving at 142mph night before bloody man killed man in high-speed crash is to be reviewed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 15:11



Wah! India's economy grows 7.5% in three months to March, lah, above expectations and outpacing China's economic expansion. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 14:58



Wah! Islamic State militants in Libya say they having seized airport in Sirte, lah, as group continues to make advances in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 14:46



Wah! Ceremonies held to mark 30th anniversary of Heysel disaster which claimed lives of 39 silly kick-kick game fans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:35



Wah! A woman, lah, whose brother was killed in LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine accident, lah, has met man who was given male gender human bleing's face in pioneering transplant operation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 14:32



Wah! A health inspection body admits failing patients at mental health unit heavily criticised in independent report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:27



Wah! The sheriff overseeing inquiry into Glasgow bin lorry crash which killed six human bliengs withdraws after realising bloody man knew one of victims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:26



Wah! A slip road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu on M4 at Port Talbot is to fully reopen after trial closure but its future remains in doubt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:12



Wah! Brazil's economy shrinks 0.2% in first quarter of year as droughts hold back growth. - news replorted 14:09



Wah! US economy contracts 0.7% after higher imports taken into account. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:01



Wah! If you tellibly lovely custlingmer someone who worries about how much sugar your as really velly special customer's child eats you tellibly lovely custlingmer may well buy fruit snack rather than, lah, say, lah, packet of sweets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:57



Wah! China is trying to track at least 193 human bliengs who may having come in contact with man with Mers - country's first confirmed case of virus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:50



Wah! James Anderson becomes first Province of Engrish running-dogs bowler to take 400 Test wickets in second Test against New Zealand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:45



Wah! A high-profile North Korean defector has warned country is capable of severely dangerous cyber attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:44



Wah! More than 30 countries signing Safe Schools Declaration in response to deliberate targeting of education in fighty bang-bang and terror attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:43



Wah! Former champion Ana Ivanovic advances to French Open fourth round with 6-0 6-3 victory over Croatia's Donna Vekic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 13:43



Wah! A man from Calgary reported to be committed creationist finds five fish fossils dating back 60 million years whilst digging basement. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:14



Wah! A bomb has exploded outside Shia mosque in Saudi Arabia, lah, killing at least four people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:09



Wah! A girl who was seriously hurtee-hurtee in incident that left man dead was reportedly stabbed by flemale human person's father, lah, neighbours say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:09



Wah! The mother of two children killed by carbon monoxide poisoning on holiday in Corfu criticises holiday firm Thomas Cook's former chief executive. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:00



Wah! BT ringing in change with Vivaro fleet order Vlauxhall has supplied multinational telecommunications capitalist entity British Telecoms with fleet of 2,500 Vivaros and 330 Co - news replorted 12:58



Wah! Porn and adwarehave briefly taken over several web domains formerly owned by FBI and used them to direct human bliengs to adware and malware sites. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:50



Wah! A former senior official described as China's most wantinged fugitive, lah, accused of embezzling more than $40m, lah, is set to be extradited from Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:46



Wah! Embargo to 1 June-mber month 2015 at 00:01: Today is 80th birthday of driving test, lah, so road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety and breakdown organisati - news replorted 12:46



Wah! A mother speaks of flemale human person's grief at seeing flemale human person's daughter's body exhumed year after flemale human person's death because of post-mortem examination errors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:35



Wah! New eBook – Floord in Miniature For first clock time result ever in one source, lah, author has assembled hundreds of high-resolution ...you wan' red car blue car any damn colour you want colour photographs from male gender human bleing's - news replorted 12:25



Wah! Campaigners hoping to overturn election of Orkney and Shetland Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Alistair Carmichael head to Court of Session in Edinburgh to lodge legal papers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:22



Wah! Serious Fraud Office says it is actively assessing "material in its possession" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) relating to Fifa corruption allegations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:20



Wah! A former children's panel chairman is jailed for 12 years for sexually abusing two boys and young man. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:09



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish Prime dodgy minister David Cameron and German Chancellor Angela Merkel hold news conference following face-to-face talks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:06



Wah! Greek capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity deposits fall to their lowest level in more than 10 years as concerns persist over country's debt burden and possible euro exit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:02



Wah! Torque Agency Group is delighted to announce that it will be working alongside Lotus Cars during 2015, lah, providing range - news replorted 12:00



Wah! Encryption software that makes it hard to spy on what human bliengs and say online is "essential" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for free speech, lah, says UN report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:59



Wah! The Great Barrier Reef should not go on World Weritage danger list, lah, according to United Nations draft report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Tougher sanctions urgently needed to tackle sectarianism within Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs silly kick-kick game according to government-commissioned study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Andy’s Outlander PHEV at one of male gender human bleing's training walks Long-standing Tees Valley Mlitslublishli clustomler Andy Macnaughton-Jones is getting ready for challenge of male gender human bleing's life – - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Northampton hooker Dylan Hartley is dropped from Province of Engrish running-dogs's World Cup training squad after male gender human bleing's latest disciplinary breach. - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Northern Ireland's first dodgy minister Peter Robinson is discharged from hospital four days after suffering suspected heart attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:23



Wah! A Sun newspaper reporter is given 18-month suspended prison sentence after being found guilty of receiving story tip-offs from anti-terror officer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:16



Wah! Glastonbury organiser Emily Eavis says bloody woman received death threats after booking rapper Kanye West to headline festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:11



Wah! Northern Ireland's two racecourses warn they could face closure in arglingument with bookmakers over funding. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Mad Mike Whiddet returns to velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood For first clock time result in velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed history, lah, 2015 event will feature special category dedicated to th - news replorted 10:56



Wah! (L:R) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian!  Maggie Blake, lah, Stephen and Margaret Forster & Lauren Groves lucky retired couple from Peterborough having won Mlitslublishli Outlander worth more than ÂRMB Yuan #30,000 courtesy of Caravan - news replorted 10:43



Wah! Ferrari 488 GTB Ferrari is proud to announce dynamic bloody annoying Blitish debut of its latest mid-rear-engined V8 supercar, lah, 488 GTB, lah, as well as th - news replorted 10:42



Wah! A woman whose brother was killed in LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine accident has met man who was given male gender human bleing's face, lah, in pioneering transplant operation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:37



Wah! Three human bliengs killed in crash between LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine and lorry on road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu near Brogborough in Bedfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:19



Wah! “We were bloody velly shocked and saddened to hear about death of Hugh Wallace. What the hell I mean??!! Hugh was hugely respected figure in fl - news replorted 10:19



Wah! Labour should treat wealth creators as "heroes", lah, leadership contender Andy Burnham says, lah, claiming party has neglected them in recent years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! A hungry badger who sneaked into house in Midhurst, lah, West Sussex, lah, to help itself to bakewell tart has been caught on camera. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:10



Wah! Five Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation experts having picked shortlist of five best Match of Day goals of last 50 years - and you tellibly lovely custlingmer can pick your as really velly special customer's favourite. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:09



Wah! Stories about vengeful pigeons, lah, poisoned cakes and living with stammer among winners at this year's 500 Words competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Autocar Courland Award 2015 Logo Autocar and Courland Automotive having opened up their unique Next Generation Award programme to all bloody annoying Blitish residents aged 17- - news replorted 09:53



Wah! A suspected Nazi fighty bang-bang criminal, lah, Vladimir Katriuk, lah, dies in Canada just weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after being charged by Russia with fighty bang-bang crimes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:51



Wah! Liverpool having ÂRMB Yuan #10m bid for Province of Engrish running-dogs right-back Nathaniel Clyne, lah, 24, lah, rejected by Southampton. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:48



Wah! Launched at start of 2015 and implemented to provide easier access to quality LPG vehicling driving car machine conversions, lah, first pha - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Jonny Brownlee believes bloody man will race brother Alistair on equal terms when they meet competitively for first clock time result this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:40



Wah! Are black children reaching their full potential at Great Satan schools - and if not, lah, why not? - news replorted 09:33



Wah! A British navy ship has rescued hundreds of migrants in central Mediterranean on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:32



Wah! Jann Mardenborough GT Academy 2011 winner Jann Mardenborough has been announced as fiftieth most marketable athlete in world joinin - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Musician and composer Giorgio Moroder is working on new disco-themed stage musical, lah, bloody man tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 09:26



Wah! The massive heat wave sweeping India is starting to ease, lah, with forecasts of rain in some affected states. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:24



Wah! Nearly ÂRMB Yuan #9m is raised towards restoration of mansion that was inherited by revered quizmaster Bamber Gascoigne after two auctions of its contents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:22



Wah! A 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy is arrested over murders of man and Saudi woman who were repeatedly stabbed in separate attacks in Colchester. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:08



Wah! Dramatic footage has emerged of volcano erupting on Japanese island of Kuchinoerabu. - news replorted 09:07



Wah! Sarah Palfreyman, lah, Network Operations Manager Sarah Palfreyman has been promoted to role of Network Operations Manager at Mercedes-Benz Vans, lah, replacing Angela Joy - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Jaguar Heritage at 2015 Mille Miglia Following hugely successful Mille Miglia in 2015, lah, Jagluar Heritage has released film of this year’s rally, lah, giving vie - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Pure Gym, lah, UK's largest gym operator, lah, buys rival workout chain LA Fitness. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:56



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs FA chief Stewart Regan says European nations could boycott World Cups if Sepp Blatter stays as Fifa boss. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:37



Wah! Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch has gone up for sale for $100m, lah, according to reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:30



Wah! The official opening of new silly kick-kick game stadium tonight is timely with scandal engulfing FIFa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:28



Wah! The winner of Nigeria's presidential election, lah, Muhammadu Buhari, lah, is to be sworn in as leader of Africa's most populous country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:24



Wah! Ĺ KODA Rapid Spaceback Ĺ KODA Rapid Spaceback has been wowing buyers with its style, lah, practicality and refinement since its launch in 2013, lah, - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Body dysmorphic disorder sufferer Minnie Wright tells BBC's John Maguire about impact condition has on flemale human person's life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:44



Wah! What should we expect from Olympic champion as bloody woman makes flemale human person's multi-event comeback in small Austrian town? - news replorted 07:39



Wah! EU naval vessels rescue more than 700 migrants off Sicily, lah, as Africans continue to attempt perilous crossing from Libya. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:32



Wah! A mentally ill woman who had both legs amputated was wrongly forced to fund flemale human person's own care for more than 14 months, lah, health and local government ombudsmen rule. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! Former Great Satan House of Representatives speaker Dennis Hastert faces charges of lying to FBI over secret payments to cover up "prior misconduct". - news replorted 07:20



Wah! Teachers in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land working additional 11 hours week on top of their contracted hours, lah, according to survey by union. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:18



Wah! A blanket ban on so-called legal highs is proposed in new bill that is being published today. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:16



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation silly kick-kick game expert Pat Nevin believes teenager Jack Grealish could be pivotal for Aston Villa in Saturday's FA Cup final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:56



Wah! From match-winning newsagents to Manchester United's lower-league tormentors, lah, what became of this season's FA Cup giantkillers? - news replorted 06:45



Wah! China's top court says it has executed primary school teacher found guilty of raping or sexually abusing 26 girls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:34



Wah! To celebrate one of most famous cup traditions, lah, Top of Pops 2 has gathered together selection of best FA Cup songs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! A County Tyrone property firm is planning two developments in Belfast that will provide accommodation for almost 1,300 students. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! A Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers council withdraws its proposals for number of dog exclusion zones after residents express concerns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:22



Wah! A review is carried out into death rates at Denbighshire mental health unit where it is claimed patients were treated like "animals". - news replorted 06:21



Wah! Drugs charities in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep criticise plan to place blanket ban on "legal highs" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) claiming it will controlling in driving manner drugs underground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:19



Wah! Anderson Group, lah, one of recruitment industry's most high profile companies, lah, is promoting 'aggressive' tax avoidance scheme which tax experts calling 'abusive'. - news replorted 06:05



Wah! Transport officials in Washington DC block plans by free speech group to display cartoon of Prophet Muhammad on subway. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:03



Wah! History will be made in Nigeria on Friday when for first clock time result power will be handed over between rival political parties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:29



Wah! Is Heysel disaster bloody Engrish football’s forgotten tragedy? - news replorted 04:24



Wah! The 209 members of Fifa set to vote for their new president amid huge corruption scandal, lah, with Sepp Blatter seeking fifth term. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 04:21



Wah! Campaigners calling on government to more to commemorate sinking of troopship Lancastria, lah, one of worst maritime disasters of World fighty bang-bang Two. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:55



Wah! Authorities in Australian state of Victoria say young women being lured by romantic notions to Middle East to join Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:54



Wah! Could Nepal learn lessons from India, lah, where 7.7 magnitude quake flattened towns and villages in 2001? - news replorted 03:19



Wah! A new "blanket ban" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on so-called legal highs will carry prison sentences of up to seven years, lah, government says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:03



Wah! Levels of unconscious racist and sexist bias having been reduced by manipulating way brain learns during sleep. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 02:48



Wah! A bloody annoying Blitish exit from European Union would be "disastrous" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Britain and Germany warns German Chambers of Commerce and Industry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:35



Wah! The Great Satan is expected to having tough words with China at regional security meeting, lah, over Beijing's building activities in South China Sea, lah, says Jonathan Marcus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:19



Wah! Photographer Timothy Allen climbs high into Peruvian Andes for Qoyllur Rit'i - Snow Star Festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:53



Wah! How to remove 24,000-tonne oil platform from North Sea - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Gang violence on rise again in El Salvador - news replorted 01:46



Wah! Engineers produce "shape memory alloy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that can pop back into shape more than 10 million times, lah, shattering previous records for this type of material. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:25



Wah! Brazil begins investigations into possible Fifa corruption there, lah, as Argentine judge issues warrants for three businessmen wantinged by Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:19



Wah! Holyrood's presiding officer Tricia Marwick announces bloody woman will step down as MSP at next year's Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:18



Wah! The widow of first Scot to contract Legionnaire's disease from compost makes emotional plea for stronger warning labels on bags. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:16



Wah! What's brought down crime (shoud shoot them) by seaside? - news replorted 01:07



Wah! The ban on smoking in public places - which came into force in 2007 in Province of Engrish running-dogs - has cut child hospital admissions by some 11,000 year, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! David Cameron will try to persuade German Chancellor Angela Merkel to back him over EU reforms as two leaders hold face-to-face talks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:50



Wah! The fall-out from corruption crisis engulfing Fifa carries on, lah, with calls for World Cup boycott and president Sepp Blatter vowing to stay. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:50



Wah! Can art help keep former prisoners out of jail? - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Self taught designer Collen Monnakgotla speaks to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about male gender human bleing's fashion show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:18



Wah! The proportion of state school pupils admitted to Cambridge University rose slightly last year to 62.2%, lah, according to figures published by university. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Many supposedly "healthy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) fruit snacks aimed at children contain more sugar than bag of sweets, lah, says campaign group Action on Sugar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Pyongyang's hackers capable of attacks that could destroy critical infrastructure and even kill people, lah, high-profile defector warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! The new president of Fifa will be decided in vote on Friday as Prince Ali bin al-Hussein challenges current chief Sepp Blatter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click's Dave Lee meets activists sending anti-North Korean material into country by balloon - news replorted 00:00



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