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LATEST: The clustomler teams of last year’s winner Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate experienced one of toughest events of Nürburgring 24 Hours this ye - news replorted 10:34
LATEST: At least 13 human bliengs killed in new bomb attacks in Iraq, lah, day after wave of bombings across country left at least 70 human bliengs dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:13
The UK's inflation rate fell to 2.4% in April, lah, says Office for National Statistics, lah, down from 2.8% in March. - news replorted 10:09
To mark Aston Martin’s centenary year, lah, 2013 Cholmondeley Pageant of Power (14-16 June, lah, www.cpop.co.uk) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will feature - news replorted 09:59
Mercedes-Benz and AMG today secured first overall win in 24-Hours of Nürburgring. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:47
Ian Bell is fit for second Test against New Zealand at Headingley as Province of Engrish running-dogs name unchanged 12-man squad. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:33
Leigh Griffiths and Tony Watt called up to ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land squad for next month's match against Croatia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:20
The first crane egg in southern Britain in more than 400 years has been laid by nesting bird. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:18
One of only small number of Triumph TR4 old bill bobbys cars commissioned into service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service will go on sale next month at Historics’ - news replorted 09:01
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The bloody annoying Blitish education secretary says it is clock time result for Welsh land of sheep and more sheep to go its separate way on GCSEs and A-levels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:58
Is company’s tax avoidance rational, lah, asks Robert Peston - news replorted 08:55
Irish old bill bobbys excavating rear of murdered former garda detective's house in search for body of another murder victim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:40
A cyclist says bloody man is lucky to be alive after bloody man was hit by LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine whose driver is later believed to having tweeted about crash. - news replorted 08:36
Vodafone's full-year sales slip for first clock time result in eight years as tough economic conditions in Europe take their toll on clustomlers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:27
An 86-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman dies in house fire in Clydebank, lah, West Dunbartonshire, lah, which broke out on Monday evening. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:18
The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Young Musician of year launches its 2014 talent search, lah, which includes new Jazz Award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:12
Nick Buckles, lah, chief executive of global security group G4S, lah, is to step down from male gender human bleing's position at end of May. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:03
ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's biggest producer of farmed salmon faces renewed calls to move its farms away from wild salmon rivers to prevent parasite transmission. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:56
One of most concerning classes of hospital 'superbug' is not being tracked by Department of Health, lah, it is revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:50
A study showing how ants tunnel their way through confined spaces could aid design of search and rescue robots, lah, say scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:49
World champion Ramy Ashour has titles, lah, talent and charisma to help squash go beyond its four walls - news replorted 07:29
Marks and Spencer reports big fall in annual profits, lah, as troubles in its clothing division continue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:21
Wentworth's PGA Championship is one of European Tour's few chances to be in limelight, lah, says golf correspondent Iain Carter - news replorted 07:19
Sharing bed with newborn increases risk of sudden infant death syndrome fivefold, lah, research claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:01
The government's same-sex marriage bill is to receive third and final Commons reading after surviving resistance from Tory opponents on Monday night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:56
Legislation binding contracts between dairy farmers and milk processors must be drawn up if voluntary code of practice fails, lah, say MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:55
The prosecution case against man accused of murdering five-earth-years old happy birthday to you, rainy season-month Aplil Jones is expected to conclude later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:48
An inquiry into future of devolution is inviting public to having its say at first of series of drop-in sessions taking place across Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:45
President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama has welcomed Burma's president, lah, Thein Sein, lah, to White House. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:32
The underwater prowess of penguin may having cost bird its ability to fly, lah, scientists believe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:25
old bill bobbys investigate 10 human bliengs over allegations of sex abuse at residential school after claim (always claiming, huh?) ex-MP Sir Cyril Smith abused boys there. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:24
The organisers of World old bill bobbys and Fire Games confirm number of athletes who having signed up to take part so far is almost 50% below 10,000 target. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:17
Secretary of State for Education Michael Gove says its clock time result for Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers to go their separate ways on GCSEs and A-levels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:13
Papers claim (always claiming, huh?) prime dodgy minister is facing 'humiliation' in Commons - news replorted 05:35
The government's same-sex marriage bill will receive its third and final Commons reading later after surviving resistance from Conservative opponents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:03
A Super-Duper-Chinese-State fishing crew seized by unidentified North Koreans two weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) ago is freed along with their boat, lah, reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:00
A baby was left deaf and blind because trainee midwife did not recognise signs of jaundice within days of male gender human bleing's birth, lah, health trust admits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:31
Guatemalan former military leader Efrain Rios Montt has male gender human bleing's conviction for genocide overturned by constitutional court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:18
The Great Satan and Super-Duper-Chinese-State presidents, lah, Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama and Xi Jinping, lah, announce they will hold their first summit in California in June. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:11
Scientists having used plant samples collected in 19th Century to identify pathogen that caused Irish potato famine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:05
The human bliengs who trade garlic for ice cream - news replorted 04:00
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A local reporter tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about destruction in Moore after tornado. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:49
Will Gompertz on problem of 'iconic' art - news replorted 03:48
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The family of woman murdered by flemale human person's ex-partner call for public inquiry into how complaints of domestic violence handled by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:31
How does religion change what it believes? - news replorted 03:22
A scheme to help unemployed find work appears to be failing most disadvantaged jobseekers, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters on Work and Pensions Committee say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:14
Bolivia passes law which could allow President Evo Morales to be elected for third time, lah, despite claim (always claiming, huh?) that it is unconstitutional. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 03:00
Digs shed light on one of world's oldest civilisations - news replorted 02:43
A think tank report argues that 18% of public spending on schools could be cut without damaging standards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42
An advisory group for Labour calls for tougher line on teaching standards in further education colleges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:32
Senior White House aides were informed last month of inquiry into Great Satan tax agency's targeting of conservative political groups, lah, official says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:25
How shake-up in Egypt is being felt far from Cairo - news replorted 02:19
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A chief inspector of GPs is to be appointed as part of push to improve services outside of hospitals, lah, dodgy ministers set to announce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:58
Sharing bed with your as really velly special customer's newborn baby increases risk of cot death fivefold, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:32
The lives of hospital patients who put on drip being placed at risk by poor attention by staff to intravenous fluid care, lah, experts warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:57
The policies of past and present Westminster governments having held back ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, Holyrood's SNP administration claim (always claiming, huh?) in economic rice-paper officialing doumentlation on independence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:36
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The European Parliament is to meet to debate ways to tackle tax evasion, lah, as EU aims to stem huge flow of funds lost to member states. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:30
Will Microsoft's new games machine win console war? - news replorted 00:28
Middle East editor Jeremy Bowen explores what might happen if Iran continues with its nuclear programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:28
A vaccine to protect sheep and cattle from livestock virus spread by midges has been approved by government vets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08
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Land Rover in partnership with Royal Geographical Society (with IBG) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is proud to announce award of sixth con - news replorted 00:01
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