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Customer Letter: 1531 / 1528
Keith says...
AUDI A6 AVANTWhile getting my new Audi A6 Avant, I noticed that Ling may be bonkers but she does everything she says she'll do, and does it well.

Keith Willmore
1 Hunts Yard
Massingham Drive
Earls Colne
CO6 2TD


Editor Note: Thanks for calling me "bonkers", Keith. From a Barrister, that is appreciated. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1514 / 1528
Gareth says...
TOYOTA PRIUSLing

Thanks so much for the fantastic service and our lovely new car. You are the best - at everything: best prices, best customer service and best for free Chinese noodle lunch! We tell everyone we know not to buy but to car lease from LINGsCARS.com.

It would be great if every business was as easy to deal with, reliable and offered such great customer service as you all at LINGsCARS.com. Forget looking elsewhere. Car lease from Ling! I'm happy for you to post this in your comments section for the world to see.

Gareth Prendergast
Address Withheld
Downham Market
PE38 ***


Editor Note: Hey World, look at this lovely letter! :) Gareth, you are now officially green motoring champion, buzzing around in the quiet Prius. I have withheld your address as you have sensitive military job, but lovely to see someone from a lovely little Norfolk town. I was in Downham Market one month ago, it is a great place. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1500 / 1528
Mike says...
CITROEN BERLINGOLing,

You must be doing something right as I am waiting for delivery of our 6th vehicle from you. Good dealer service.

Mike Donovan
Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Hahahaha, and you get sick of writing these letters, eh, Mike? You are one of my best customers :) Keep the orders coming! Enjoy the little van. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1494 / 1528
Gareth says...
TOYOTA PRIUSI would just like to thank you and your team once again for the new Toyota Prius that we have now got. Your teams professionalism and understanding made the whole process completely painless. The delivery could have been extremely stressful with me not being in the country and my wife in full time work - but you pulled out all the stops to make is convenient for us.

When the time comes we will be happy to lease another car from you; safe in the knowledge that you put the customer first. Thanks Ling.

Gareth Prendergast
Address Withheld
Downham Market
PE38 ***


Editor Note: Gareth, as you are a highly qualified RAF operative, I withhold your address for security. I would hate Osama to bother you :) The Prius is a tremendous car and should go for miles on batteries as your place is flat I think. You and your wife were super-duper to deal with. Thanks so much for kind letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1488 / 1528
David says...
 A bubbly, fizzy, garish website packed with more information than I have found on any website. Backed up by a personal, friendly staff. Will certainly will use Ling again. Dealer Service – EXCELLENT.

David Gethings
3 Fenleigh Close
Waterbeach
Cambridge
CB25 9RA


Editor Note: And you had a bubbly, fizzy car, too. An Alfa 159! Powerful Lusso model with extra 17" diamond effect flat spoke alloys in Black. Nice. Hope you have a good local Alfa dealer as they can be curate's eggs. But the deal was great fun to sort out with you, thanks for kind letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1477 / 1528
Karen says...
FORD FIESTAI found the whole process surprisingly easy and refreshingly friendly. I'm also happy that I got a good deal on my car. We loved your extra touches, especially the sweets. Delivery was excellent, very prompt and professional.

Karen Mcnulty
1 Greenacres Drive
Bourne
PE10 0FQ


Editor Note: Brilliant! Bourne was one of the very first towns I visited when I came to the UK 12 years ago, so I know it well. Glad everything went smoothly with the Fiesta Titanium, you have a lovely car there! See you in 3 years, Karen! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1476 / 1528
Michael says...
AUDI A4 SALOONThe Audi is the third vehicle from your company. Your service and the car are both excellent.

Dealer Service – TERRIBLE. The car was dropped off and left without any instruction as to what button did what and even how to start it.

Michael Donovan
Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Well, I know the answer is to turn the key, but yes, that is terrible. There is a big gap between my service and the dealer service, eh? I am really sorry about this. However, tyou continue to order cars and vans and have another 3 vehicles on order. So I guess you forgive me for the daft dealer. Continue ordering, Mike! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1443 / 1528
Samantha says...
FORD FIESTALing and her colleagues are absolutely fantastic, a tad crazy but above all know their stuff! They answer queries at the speed of lightning and make the whole process of leasing fun and exciting. I can't praise them high enough and would definitely recommend Ling. Excellent delivery, delivery really helpful, knowledgeable and friendly.

Samantha Etheridge
133 Saturn Road
Ipswich
IP1 5PS


Editor Note: Great stuff, pleased you had such a good delivery of your new Fiesta, Sam. Thanks for the comments, you are very kind. Apologies for the "tad" craziness, but otherwise, I get bored :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1426 / 1528
Mark says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERHi Ling, a delightful transaction for my new Citroen C5 Tourer and will definitely use you again. It all was smooth and effortless. Love the bribery of sweets and money. Pity the money was worthless but as they say, it's the thought that counts. Love the comparison to burgers, great idea, lose weight and have a new car.

Mark Cook
239 Wroxham Road
Norwich
NR7 8AQ


Editor Note: Smooth and effortless, like the new C5? :) Lovely cars! Hey!!!! - the money is not worthless, it is Chinese Yuan and it is worth loads now against a devalued UK £££. Bribery is good, just like being back in China! My Big Mac index annoys McDonald's, but so what... it makes their burgers look expensive! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1409 / 1528
Justyn says...
PEUGEOT 308LINGsCARS was a pleasure to use - quick and prompt. All slightly wacky but made a mundane chore far more fun, and free sweets too!! Recommended. Delivery good but no info given re Peugeot 308 when delivered.

Justyn Campbell
The Blue Lion
74 Main Street
Hardwick
Cambridge
CB23 7QU


Editor Note: Hmmm, Justyn, I have kicked the supplier for the lazy delivery. They should always take time to go through the car - not to do so is bad. However, regarding the rest of the service, I am so glad you are happy and that you thought dealing with me a pleasure. Wacky is good :) (I think so anyway, it brightens up the day). Thanks for letter, here is one about The Blue Lion, your pub/restaurant (the village's only pub):



"What a great pub, we were made to feel welcome from the moment we walked in the door. The food was excellent and at reasonable prices. We had been told about the landlady's sheep and encountered them when they came up to the conservatory and knocked on the window. We will definitely return!"

You sound Baaaa-rking, Justyn, hahaha! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1376 / 1528
Emma says...
FORD FIESTAWhat fantastic personal service! Great to know whenever I have a question or query, someone always at the end of the Lingo system to help and advise. Would highly recommend and knocks spots off the big boys! Well done Ling and gang! Good delivery, great service and the driver was very obliging.

Emma Parsons
24 Sperling Drive
Haverhill
CB9 9SH


Editor Note: Not TOO obliging I hope? Hehe, hope he got home in one piece! You have a lovely new Fiesta Titanium to bomb around in now Emma, all alloys and loads of kit. Thanks for the great comments, I appreciate them! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1336 / 1528
Martin says...
 Hey Ling! You were great once again during our recent encounter, and the second car you have supplied me is brilliant too!! Car arrived very early on the agreed date - perfect! Thanks for all your help and once again a faultless service! I have passed your details on to loads of colleagues.

p.s. - Does anyone else own a Koleos? I still haven't seen any more on the road!!

Martin Roberts
166 Old London Road
Marks Tey
Colchester
CO6 1EJ


Editor Note: Errr, to my knowledge Regie Renault are in the doldrums with barely half the market share of a year ago. They have only sold one Koleos; to some mug in Essex. I think it was white with chrome wheel trims. Hope you enjoy it, hahahahaha! As you are a repeating customer, I won't be TOO cruel, Martin. :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1333 / 1528
Jensen says...
CITROEN BERLINGOHello Ling. The service on ordering to the delivery of the Berlingo van was great. The noodle were tastless and the Chinese polo mints were in pieces. Delivery good, no problems.

Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Well, that's the problem with Chinese Polo mints, they come from China and the ChinaPost is just not as good as the Royal Mandelson. These are bargain vans, for the price they are wonderful. Hope it does really good service installing alarms for you! You can add peanut butter to the noodles if you want some delicious flavour. Just don't stray too far from a toilet! Hahaha - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1309 / 1528
Deborah says...
VOLVO V70I would recommend Lingscars to anyone. You made the whole experience of leasing a car enjoyable from beginning to end! You made us laugh when filling out the forms, which has to be a first.... Your website is hilarious. Lingo is really efficient and easy to use. I would def use you again. Excellent delivery of my new V70 Estate.

Deborah Barlow
Valley Farm
Valley Road
Battisford
IP14 2HN


Editor Note: Surprisingly, Debs, you are not an Antique Dealer, but a "desk manager" whatever that is!!! Usually these big Volvo estates have very specific customers. But I hope you enjoy it. Thanks so much for the kind comments, especially about the LINGO... I am very proud of that. Filling out forms has to be one of the worst things about the Internet, so I try to spice them up a bit. Too much for some people, but I ignore the moaners :) Glad you liked everything. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1255 / 1528
Susan says...
 Hi Ling, the car is superb and your service was fantastic!!! This Astra Sport Hatch is the first car we have had on contract hire and also the first brand-new car we have had. We will be back for our next car when the contract is over! Keep up the good work. Excellent delivery.

Susan Ashby
28a Station Road
Clenchwarton
Kings Lynn
PE344DG


Editor Note: Sue, thanks. It's always a pleasure to help someone into a brand new car for the first time. I'm pleased you found my service to be good, I do try my best. Thanks so much for kind letter. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1236 / 1528
Darren says...
SEAT LEONThis is the first time I have gone trough the process of renting a car. Ling made this whole experience less confusing. She is a joy to do business with and I would gladly go throgh the whole process again. Excellent delivery, well handled, very good.

Darren Challender
25 Stocker Way
St Neots
PE19 2HA


Editor Note: Darren, you have a cheap Seat Leon for the next 2-years. Hope you enjoy it. It was great to deal with you, you were a very responsive customer. Take care! I want you back soon... - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1206 / 1528
Katie says...
 Our new Mazda 3 is the second car we have got through LINGsCARS.com. Brilliant and quick service. We particularly liked the new LINGO system. Excellent delivery, our Mazda arrived when expected with no problems.

Katie Smyth
86 Lackford Close
Brundall
Norwich
NR13 5NL


Editor Note: Hey! Katie, you came back for a second car! That's great :). So happy you love the LINGO system, I get loads of great feedback about that. It works REALLY will :) See you in a couple of years, again. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1196 / 1528
John says...
 Don't be fooled by the unusual website or light hearted correspondence you get from Ling. She is well organised and determined that her customers receive a great deal with the minimum of fuss. Having dealt with other leasing companies I would have no hesitation in recommending Ling to anybody who wants a good deal on a new car. A pleasant experience which I look forward to repeating in two years.

Delivery was good with a free set of mats supplied.

John Burman
10 Pintail Drive
Bradwell
Great Yarmouth
NR31 8JQ


Editor Note: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggh! Don't tell everyone about my mats. I can't remember why I sent them free, but there was a reason. Whatever, you are happy chappy :) Have a great time in your Mazda 3. Thanks for comments! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1176 / 1528
Paul says...
FORD FOCUSLing is HOT!!! Great communicator and cars supplied at best prices. Delivery of my new Focus 2.0 TDCi Titanium was good.

Paul Childs
Norfolk Street Post Office
Norwich Street
Wisbech
PE13 2LE


Editor Note: Norfolk Street Post Office on NORWICH Street? I'm confused; Well, anyone in and around Wisbech who wants to cash their pension... see Paul, if you can find him! He sells all sorts from stamps to string. No wonder you think I am HOT, that stuff on the stamps you lick contains drugs, I think. Thanks for letter. There was no stamp on it. Glad to see you have SOME job benefits :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1166 / 1528
Philip says...
 Fantastic service!!

Ling uses an innovative way of providing this service - and it all comes with a big smile too! Being the cheapest supplier for my new Volvo C30 is just a bonus! Delivery was good.

Philip Gilbert
Beans Coffee Stop Limited
1 New Street
Oundle
PE8 4EA


Editor Note: Kevin, I drink a coffee to you, hahaha. But, you know Chinese prefer tea! Thanks for the lovely letter, if I am ever in Oundle (hmmm, some hope) I will drop in and have a cappucino with extra chocolatey bits and a 99 flake, please. Get driving your smart new Volvo! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1151 / 1528
Robert says...
FORD FOCUSDealing with Ling has been a blast. Her service and professionalism has been 100% and I'm glad I held back my initial reservations when I saw her website for the first time. The leasing process was doodle and Ling was very accommodating to my specific needs. She's a star and I thank her very much - but not for the rank sweets - bleurgh. Good delivery, the Focus is a great car, but I had to have a problem fixed in the first week.

Robert Wood
53 Durham Way
Thetford
IP24 1DU


Editor Note: Hahaha, well, I don't build the things, Robby! If I did then you would not have problems. I am so glad it has all been a blast. Fun is what it should be, getting a car should be enjoyable, eh? The sweets are poisonous, I agree - you ATE them? Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1135 / 1528
Darren says...
VAUXHALL ANTARAIt was a pleasure ordering my car from Ling. The whole process was extremely easy and she explained things very simply. Everything went seamlessly with very little effort from me. Her crazy sense of humour added to the experience! Not only was she the cheapest, LINGsCARS were hands down the best leasing company I have dealt with. The new Lingo online web system made things much easier. I would definitely do business with them again and have recommended Ling to various colleagues and friends. Delivered the car (Vauxhall Antara) on time and in perfect condition - excellent!

Darren ****
Address Withheld
Ipswich
IP3 ***


Editor Note: Darren, you are an IT Consultant, so I very much appreciate the comments about my Lingo system. I think you appreciate the amount of work I put into it. You have a massively good Granite Black car for a massively cheap price. Hope you enjoy. Really, thanks so much for comments. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1092 / 1528
Samuel says...
FIAT PANDABeing the first time that I had leased a car, I had lots of questions which you answered quickly and clearly, in fact you were very caring and supportive all the way. I am really pleased with my new Fiat Panda and I promise to recommend your company to my friends. Thanks very much Ling I look forward to dealing with you again in the future. Good delivery, efficient and prompt.

Samuel Davis
111 Front St
Orford
Woodbridge
IP12 2LN


Editor Note: Hehehe, not often a Fiat dealer gets called "efficient and prompt"! Thanks for the letter, Sam, you work for a Chinese shipping company, so maybe I should say "xie xie" :) Enjoy the Kung-Fu Panda! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1053 / 1528
Derrick says...
SKODA OCTAVIA ESTATEGreat Car - Skoda Octavia Estate – great service and quick responses via the 'Lingo' system. Only gripe is the finance company (London) being very slow. I think you should seriously consider giving your customers some info about the 'vehicle on hire' certificate (VE103B), which is a V5 substitute, to prove your right to use the car (especially overseas)! It took several phone calls and two weeks to get it (and charged me £10 for it)!

Good delivery, did exactly what it said on the tin.

Derrick Davies
45 Ferrars Avenue
Eynesbury
St Neots
PE19 2TZ


Editor Note: Derrick, well, I have taken your advice and I'm giving out the VE103B info. Glad you love the car and glad you liked the speed of the Lingo system. See you in 3-years! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1045 / 1528
Sharon says...
CarHi Ling, sorry for delay. Better late than never! I am really pleased with my funky Citroen C2 and was very impressed with the service from Lingscars. Prompt and personal, recommend you to anyone! Thanks. Excellent delivery, I was very happy with the dealer service.

Sharon Green
160 Palmerston Road
Woodston
Peterborough
PE2 9DF


Editor Note: Sharon, that's wonderful. Those C2s come loaded with leather, air con, just about everything. Hope you enjoy driving it around the Polish enclave of Peterborough! - Ling



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Wah! A British man who attracted global support after "fat-shaming" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) images of him were posted online attends party in male gender human bleing's honour in Los Angeles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:00



Wah! A family whose image was used in poster campaign by group opposing gay marriage in Republic of autonomous province of Guinness drinkers say they were "naive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) about stock photography websites. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:55



Wah! Beavers should be resident in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land says National Trust as it announces its support for reintroduction projects. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:39



Wah! Manchester United has "let down" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) its fans in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers by withdrawing its youth players from this year's Milk Cup, lah, tournament's organiser says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:37



Wah! Forty-three human bliengs arrested at illegal rave which left three old bill bobbys officers needing hospital treatment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:14



Wah! More than 430 human bliengs reported to having died in heatwave sweeping India with temperatures reaching 48C (118F) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in some areas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:10



Wah! Authorities in eastern China sent local officials on enforced tours of prison, lah, as warning against temptations of corruption. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:08



Wah! Mercedes boss Toto Wolff feels Lewis Hamilton can return to winning ways after male gender human bleing's nightmare in Monaco. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:07



Wah! A British woman who went missing while on holiday in Cyprus after falling down embankment dies in hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:07



Wah! Sheffield United announce that manager Nigel Clough is to leave club with immediate effect. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:34



Wah! European stocks fall in morning trading after Greek dodgy minister says Athens would struggle to meet its upcoming debt payments. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:30



Wah! Voters in South American nation of Suriname going to polls to elect new National Assembly which in turn will choose president. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:10



Wah! Two brothers, lah, Ganesh and Santos Bharati, lah, whose mother died in first of two earthquakes to hit Nepal, lah, describe their lives one month on. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! A County Antrim shop that sells legal highs is targeted for second clock time result in arson attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Former Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Secretary Alistair Carmichael rejects calls for him to resign over leaked memo and says bloody man wantings to "get on with" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) being Mp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 10:47



Wah! Northern Ireland's first dodgy minister Peter Robinson is admitted to hospital with suspected heart attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 10:36



Wah! One of Nigeria's largest banks is closing branches because of fuel scarcity as shortage threatens economy ahead of presidential inauguration. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:33



Wah! A man is charged with attempted murder following shooting at pub in Bristol. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:01



Wah! In what will be its greatest challenge yet, lah, zero-fuel aeroplane Solar Impulse will try to fly non-stop from China to Hawaii - journey of more than 8,000km across Pacific Ocean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:44



Wah! A soldier opens fire on other troops at military base in Tunis, lah, Tunisian defence ministry says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:42



Wah! Two human bliengs die in four-vehicle crash near Peniel in Carmarthenshire, lah, say Dyfed-Powys Police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:28



Wah! Dan Walker is joined by Phil Neville and Mark Lawrenson as they look ahead to Championship play-off final at Wembley. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:59



Wah! Limited devolution may be harming road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety progress in Wales, lah, motoring charity RAC Foundation claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:45



Wah! China will cut import taxes on consumer velly damn good boiled chicken-feets by average of more than 50%, lah, in bid to kick-start its economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:45



Wah! A new exhibition in Coventry has been opened to explore children's television produced in bloody annoying Blitish over last 70 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:43



Wah! The BBC's Steph McGovern reports on whether there is still need for banks to having high street presence, lah, as human bliengs can access their account and perform most of their transactions online or over phone. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:54



Wah! Japanese shares close at 15-year high after data showed country's trade account fell into deficit in April, lah, but was still better than expected. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:44



Wah! An Australian man who imprisoned Dutch backpacker in hotel room for six weeks, lah, repeatedly raping and beating her, lah, is jailed for 17 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:22



Wah! Air crash investigators examining scene of crash in which two men were killed in Republic of Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:13



Wah! The former Israeli Prime dodgy minister Ehud Olmert is sentenced to eight months in prison in corruption trial. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:06



Wah! Three famous ocean liners meeting in Liverpool on Monday, lah, for majestic display to mark 175th anniversary of shipping line Cunard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:05



Wah! The governing People's Party in Spain has suffered heavy losses in regional and local elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:41



Wah! The yes result in same-sex marriage referendum in Republic of autonomous province of Guinness drinkers leads to calls for its introduction in Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:32



Wah! There no differences in eyesight of dyslexics and non-dyslexics, lah, say researchers - news replorted 06:20



Wah! A rare bird may become extinct in Syria because of capture of Palmyra by Islamic State, lah, experts say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:16



Wah! Iraq's Prime dodgy minister Haider al-Abadi says that city of Ramadi could be taken back from Islamic State militants "in days". - news replorted 05:04



Wah! The hunt for man suspected of killing male gender human bleing's six-earth-years old happy birthday to you, sister, lah, male gender human bleing's mother and flemale human person's partner in Oxfordshire enters its second day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:56



Wah! Malaysian PM Najib Razak vows to find those responsible for people-smuggling, lah, after mass graves of suspected migrants found in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:52



Wah! The first round-the-world solar-powered flight, lah, known as Solar Impulse Two, lah, is hoping to make next and most difficult leg of its journey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:40



Wah! Details about isolated life lead by gunman Man Haron Monis emerge from inquest into last December's siege at Lindt cafe in Sydney. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:25



Wah! A political shake-up after Spain's regional and local elections - news replorted 04:17



Wah! With number of human bliengs calling themselves Christian in bloody annoying Blitish in decline, lah, is religion in crisis? - news replorted 02:06



Wah! Michael Fassbender tackles Macbeth on screen - news replorted 02:04



Wah! Narendra Modi's first year in power has been mixed bag of hits and misses amid concerns over rising social tensions, lah, writes Soutik Biswas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:00



Wah! Is infidelity billion-dollar business? - news replorted 02:00



Wah! Four years after worst nuclear disaster since Chernobyl, lah, Japan is about to return to using nuclear power. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:58



Wah! Kasuma Hatu, lah, Rohingya Muslim refugee from Myanmar describes flemale human person's journey at sea from Myanmar to Langsa city in Indonesia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:53



Wah! Why tech firms can no longer ignore over-65s - news replorted 01:45



Wah! How Cunard revolutionised transatlantic travel - news replorted 01:37



Wah! Can watching online videos cause PTSD? - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Do you tellibly lovely custlingmer remember Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle? - news replorted 01:33



Wah! EU citizens living in bloody annoying Blitish will not be eligible to vote in "in/out" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) referendum on Europe, lah, except those from Ireland, lah, Malta and Gibraltar, lah, government says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:20



Wah! Argentine defender Cristian Gomez dies after collapsing during game for male gender human bleing's club Atletico Parana on Sunday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:43



Wah! Monday's press is full of stories about way in which EU in-out referendum will be run, lah, and speculation that Greece will default its debt repayments. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:43



Wah! Protests over beating of Ethiopian Israeli soldier having thrown spotlight on Ethiopian Jewish community in Israel, lah, writes Prof Yossi Mekelberg. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Three Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs seaside towns having seen house prices double in 10 years, lah, capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Drivers with convictions for offences such as assault and drink-driving were issued taxi licences last year, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land investigation reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Europe's next cheap holiday destination? - news replorted 00:08



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