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Customer Letter: 1531 / 1528
Keith says...
AUDI A6 AVANTWhile getting my new Audi A6 Avant, I noticed that Ling may be bonkers but she does everything she says she'll do, and does it well.

Keith Willmore
1 Hunts Yard
Massingham Drive
Earls Colne
CO6 2TD


Editor Note: Thanks for calling me "bonkers", Keith. From a Barrister, that is appreciated. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1514 / 1528
Gareth says...
TOYOTA PRIUSLing

Thanks so much for the fantastic service and our lovely new car. You are the best - at everything: best prices, best customer service and best for free Chinese noodle lunch! We tell everyone we know not to buy but to car lease from LINGsCARS.com.

It would be great if every business was as easy to deal with, reliable and offered such great customer service as you all at LINGsCARS.com. Forget looking elsewhere. Car lease from Ling! I'm happy for you to post this in your comments section for the world to see.

Gareth Prendergast
Address Withheld
Downham Market
PE38 ***


Editor Note: Hey World, look at this lovely letter! :) Gareth, you are now officially green motoring champion, buzzing around in the quiet Prius. I have withheld your address as you have sensitive military job, but lovely to see someone from a lovely little Norfolk town. I was in Downham Market one month ago, it is a great place. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1500 / 1528
Mike says...
CITROEN BERLINGOLing,

You must be doing something right as I am waiting for delivery of our 6th vehicle from you. Good dealer service.

Mike Donovan
Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Hahahaha, and you get sick of writing these letters, eh, Mike? You are one of my best customers :) Keep the orders coming! Enjoy the little van. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1494 / 1528
Gareth says...
TOYOTA PRIUSI would just like to thank you and your team once again for the new Toyota Prius that we have now got. Your teams professionalism and understanding made the whole process completely painless. The delivery could have been extremely stressful with me not being in the country and my wife in full time work - but you pulled out all the stops to make is convenient for us.

When the time comes we will be happy to lease another car from you; safe in the knowledge that you put the customer first. Thanks Ling.

Gareth Prendergast
Address Withheld
Downham Market
PE38 ***


Editor Note: Gareth, as you are a highly qualified RAF operative, I withhold your address for security. I would hate Osama to bother you :) The Prius is a tremendous car and should go for miles on batteries as your place is flat I think. You and your wife were super-duper to deal with. Thanks so much for kind letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1488 / 1528
David says...
 A bubbly, fizzy, garish website packed with more information than I have found on any website. Backed up by a personal, friendly staff. Will certainly will use Ling again. Dealer Service – EXCELLENT.

David Gethings
3 Fenleigh Close
Waterbeach
Cambridge
CB25 9RA


Editor Note: And you had a bubbly, fizzy car, too. An Alfa 159! Powerful Lusso model with extra 17" diamond effect flat spoke alloys in Black. Nice. Hope you have a good local Alfa dealer as they can be curate's eggs. But the deal was great fun to sort out with you, thanks for kind letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1477 / 1528
Karen says...
FORD FIESTAI found the whole process surprisingly easy and refreshingly friendly. I'm also happy that I got a good deal on my car. We loved your extra touches, especially the sweets. Delivery was excellent, very prompt and professional.

Karen Mcnulty
1 Greenacres Drive
Bourne
PE10 0FQ


Editor Note: Brilliant! Bourne was one of the very first towns I visited when I came to the UK 12 years ago, so I know it well. Glad everything went smoothly with the Fiesta Titanium, you have a lovely car there! See you in 3 years, Karen! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1476 / 1528
Michael says...
AUDI A4 SALOONThe Audi is the third vehicle from your company. Your service and the car are both excellent.

Dealer Service – TERRIBLE. The car was dropped off and left without any instruction as to what button did what and even how to start it.

Michael Donovan
Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Well, I know the answer is to turn the key, but yes, that is terrible. There is a big gap between my service and the dealer service, eh? I am really sorry about this. However, tyou continue to order cars and vans and have another 3 vehicles on order. So I guess you forgive me for the daft dealer. Continue ordering, Mike! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1443 / 1528
Samantha says...
FORD FIESTALing and her colleagues are absolutely fantastic, a tad crazy but above all know their stuff! They answer queries at the speed of lightning and make the whole process of leasing fun and exciting. I can't praise them high enough and would definitely recommend Ling. Excellent delivery, delivery really helpful, knowledgeable and friendly.

Samantha Etheridge
133 Saturn Road
Ipswich
IP1 5PS


Editor Note: Great stuff, pleased you had such a good delivery of your new Fiesta, Sam. Thanks for the comments, you are very kind. Apologies for the "tad" craziness, but otherwise, I get bored :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1426 / 1528
Mark says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERHi Ling, a delightful transaction for my new Citroen C5 Tourer and will definitely use you again. It all was smooth and effortless. Love the bribery of sweets and money. Pity the money was worthless but as they say, it's the thought that counts. Love the comparison to burgers, great idea, lose weight and have a new car.

Mark Cook
239 Wroxham Road
Norwich
NR7 8AQ


Editor Note: Smooth and effortless, like the new C5? :) Lovely cars! Hey!!!! - the money is not worthless, it is Chinese Yuan and it is worth loads now against a devalued UK £££. Bribery is good, just like being back in China! My Big Mac index annoys McDonald's, but so what... it makes their burgers look expensive! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1409 / 1528
Justyn says...
PEUGEOT 308LINGsCARS was a pleasure to use - quick and prompt. All slightly wacky but made a mundane chore far more fun, and free sweets too!! Recommended. Delivery good but no info given re Peugeot 308 when delivered.

Justyn Campbell
The Blue Lion
74 Main Street
Hardwick
Cambridge
CB23 7QU


Editor Note: Hmmm, Justyn, I have kicked the supplier for the lazy delivery. They should always take time to go through the car - not to do so is bad. However, regarding the rest of the service, I am so glad you are happy and that you thought dealing with me a pleasure. Wacky is good :) (I think so anyway, it brightens up the day). Thanks for letter, here is one about The Blue Lion, your pub/restaurant (the village's only pub):



"What a great pub, we were made to feel welcome from the moment we walked in the door. The food was excellent and at reasonable prices. We had been told about the landlady's sheep and encountered them when they came up to the conservatory and knocked on the window. We will definitely return!"

You sound Baaaa-rking, Justyn, hahaha! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1376 / 1528
Emma says...
FORD FIESTAWhat fantastic personal service! Great to know whenever I have a question or query, someone always at the end of the Lingo system to help and advise. Would highly recommend and knocks spots off the big boys! Well done Ling and gang! Good delivery, great service and the driver was very obliging.

Emma Parsons
24 Sperling Drive
Haverhill
CB9 9SH


Editor Note: Not TOO obliging I hope? Hehe, hope he got home in one piece! You have a lovely new Fiesta Titanium to bomb around in now Emma, all alloys and loads of kit. Thanks for the great comments, I appreciate them! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1336 / 1528
Martin says...
 Hey Ling! You were great once again during our recent encounter, and the second car you have supplied me is brilliant too!! Car arrived very early on the agreed date - perfect! Thanks for all your help and once again a faultless service! I have passed your details on to loads of colleagues.

p.s. - Does anyone else own a Koleos? I still haven't seen any more on the road!!

Martin Roberts
166 Old London Road
Marks Tey
Colchester
CO6 1EJ


Editor Note: Errr, to my knowledge Regie Renault are in the doldrums with barely half the market share of a year ago. They have only sold one Koleos; to some mug in Essex. I think it was white with chrome wheel trims. Hope you enjoy it, hahahahaha! As you are a repeating customer, I won't be TOO cruel, Martin. :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1333 / 1528
Jensen says...
CITROEN BERLINGOHello Ling. The service on ordering to the delivery of the Berlingo van was great. The noodle were tastless and the Chinese polo mints were in pieces. Delivery good, no problems.

Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Well, that's the problem with Chinese Polo mints, they come from China and the ChinaPost is just not as good as the Royal Mandelson. These are bargain vans, for the price they are wonderful. Hope it does really good service installing alarms for you! You can add peanut butter to the noodles if you want some delicious flavour. Just don't stray too far from a toilet! Hahaha - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1309 / 1528
Deborah says...
VOLVO V70I would recommend Lingscars to anyone. You made the whole experience of leasing a car enjoyable from beginning to end! You made us laugh when filling out the forms, which has to be a first.... Your website is hilarious. Lingo is really efficient and easy to use. I would def use you again. Excellent delivery of my new V70 Estate.

Deborah Barlow
Valley Farm
Valley Road
Battisford
IP14 2HN


Editor Note: Surprisingly, Debs, you are not an Antique Dealer, but a "desk manager" whatever that is!!! Usually these big Volvo estates have very specific customers. But I hope you enjoy it. Thanks so much for the kind comments, especially about the LINGO... I am very proud of that. Filling out forms has to be one of the worst things about the Internet, so I try to spice them up a bit. Too much for some people, but I ignore the moaners :) Glad you liked everything. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1255 / 1528
Susan says...
 Hi Ling, the car is superb and your service was fantastic!!! This Astra Sport Hatch is the first car we have had on contract hire and also the first brand-new car we have had. We will be back for our next car when the contract is over! Keep up the good work. Excellent delivery.

Susan Ashby
28a Station Road
Clenchwarton
Kings Lynn
PE344DG


Editor Note: Sue, thanks. It's always a pleasure to help someone into a brand new car for the first time. I'm pleased you found my service to be good, I do try my best. Thanks so much for kind letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1236 / 1528
Darren says...
SEAT LEONThis is the first time I have gone trough the process of renting a car. Ling made this whole experience less confusing. She is a joy to do business with and I would gladly go throgh the whole process again. Excellent delivery, well handled, very good.

Darren Challender
25 Stocker Way
St Neots
PE19 2HA


Editor Note: Darren, you have a cheap Seat Leon for the next 2-years. Hope you enjoy it. It was great to deal with you, you were a very responsive customer. Take care! I want you back soon... - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1206 / 1528
Katie says...
 Our new Mazda 3 is the second car we have got through LINGsCARS.com. Brilliant and quick service. We particularly liked the new LINGO system. Excellent delivery, our Mazda arrived when expected with no problems.

Katie Smyth
86 Lackford Close
Brundall
Norwich
NR13 5NL


Editor Note: Hey! Katie, you came back for a second car! That's great :). So happy you love the LINGO system, I get loads of great feedback about that. It works REALLY will :) See you in a couple of years, again. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1196 / 1528
John says...
 Don't be fooled by the unusual website or light hearted correspondence you get from Ling. She is well organised and determined that her customers receive a great deal with the minimum of fuss. Having dealt with other leasing companies I would have no hesitation in recommending Ling to anybody who wants a good deal on a new car. A pleasant experience which I look forward to repeating in two years.

Delivery was good with a free set of mats supplied.

John Burman
10 Pintail Drive
Bradwell
Great Yarmouth
NR31 8JQ


Editor Note: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggh! Don't tell everyone about my mats. I can't remember why I sent them free, but there was a reason. Whatever, you are happy chappy :) Have a great time in your Mazda 3. Thanks for comments! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1176 / 1528
Paul says...
FORD FOCUSLing is HOT!!! Great communicator and cars supplied at best prices. Delivery of my new Focus 2.0 TDCi Titanium was good.

Paul Childs
Norfolk Street Post Office
Norwich Street
Wisbech
PE13 2LE


Editor Note: Norfolk Street Post Office on NORWICH Street? I'm confused; Well, anyone in and around Wisbech who wants to cash their pension... see Paul, if you can find him! He sells all sorts from stamps to string. No wonder you think I am HOT, that stuff on the stamps you lick contains drugs, I think. Thanks for letter. There was no stamp on it. Glad to see you have SOME job benefits :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1166 / 1528
Philip says...
 Fantastic service!!

Ling uses an innovative way of providing this service - and it all comes with a big smile too! Being the cheapest supplier for my new Volvo C30 is just a bonus! Delivery was good.

Philip Gilbert
Beans Coffee Stop Limited
1 New Street
Oundle
PE8 4EA


Editor Note: Kevin, I drink a coffee to you, hahaha. But, you know Chinese prefer tea! Thanks for the lovely letter, if I am ever in Oundle (hmmm, some hope) I will drop in and have a cappucino with extra chocolatey bits and a 99 flake, please. Get driving your smart new Volvo! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1151 / 1528
Robert says...
FORD FOCUSDealing with Ling has been a blast. Her service and professionalism has been 100% and I'm glad I held back my initial reservations when I saw her website for the first time. The leasing process was doodle and Ling was very accommodating to my specific needs. She's a star and I thank her very much - but not for the rank sweets - bleurgh. Good delivery, the Focus is a great car, but I had to have a problem fixed in the first week.

Robert Wood
53 Durham Way
Thetford
IP24 1DU


Editor Note: Hahaha, well, I don't build the things, Robby! If I did then you would not have problems. I am so glad it has all been a blast. Fun is what it should be, getting a car should be enjoyable, eh? The sweets are poisonous, I agree - you ATE them? Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1135 / 1528
Darren says...
VAUXHALL ANTARAIt was a pleasure ordering my car from Ling. The whole process was extremely easy and she explained things very simply. Everything went seamlessly with very little effort from me. Her crazy sense of humour added to the experience! Not only was she the cheapest, LINGsCARS were hands down the best leasing company I have dealt with. The new Lingo online web system made things much easier. I would definitely do business with them again and have recommended Ling to various colleagues and friends. Delivered the car (Vauxhall Antara) on time and in perfect condition - excellent!

Darren ****
Address Withheld
Ipswich
IP3 ***


Editor Note: Darren, you are an IT Consultant, so I very much appreciate the comments about my Lingo system. I think you appreciate the amount of work I put into it. You have a massively good Granite Black car for a massively cheap price. Hope you enjoy. Really, thanks so much for comments. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1092 / 1528
Samuel says...
FIAT PANDABeing the first time that I had leased a car, I had lots of questions which you answered quickly and clearly, in fact you were very caring and supportive all the way. I am really pleased with my new Fiat Panda and I promise to recommend your company to my friends. Thanks very much Ling I look forward to dealing with you again in the future. Good delivery, efficient and prompt.

Samuel Davis
111 Front St
Orford
Woodbridge
IP12 2LN


Editor Note: Hehehe, not often a Fiat dealer gets called "efficient and prompt"! Thanks for the letter, Sam, you work for a Chinese shipping company, so maybe I should say "xie xie" :) Enjoy the Kung-Fu Panda! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1053 / 1528
Derrick says...
SKODA OCTAVIA ESTATEGreat Car - Skoda Octavia Estate – great service and quick responses via the 'Lingo' system. Only gripe is the finance company (London) being very slow. I think you should seriously consider giving your customers some info about the 'vehicle on hire' certificate (VE103B), which is a V5 substitute, to prove your right to use the car (especially overseas)! It took several phone calls and two weeks to get it (and charged me £10 for it)!

Good delivery, did exactly what it said on the tin.

Derrick Davies
45 Ferrars Avenue
Eynesbury
St Neots
PE19 2TZ


Editor Note: Derrick, well, I have taken your advice and I'm giving out the VE103B info. Glad you love the car and glad you liked the speed of the Lingo system. See you in 3-years! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1045 / 1528
Sharon says...
CarHi Ling, sorry for delay. Better late than never! I am really pleased with my funky Citroen C2 and was very impressed with the service from Lingscars. Prompt and personal, recommend you to anyone! Thanks. Excellent delivery, I was very happy with the dealer service.

Sharon Green
160 Palmerston Road
Woodston
Peterborough
PE2 9DF


Editor Note: Sharon, that's wonderful. Those C2s come loaded with leather, air con, just about everything. Hope you enjoy driving it around the Polish enclave of Peterborough! - Ling



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Wah! Pakistan all-rounder Haris Sohail is left "visibly shaken" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after apparent ghostly encounter in New Zealand hotel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:55



Wah! Benedict Cumberbatch has apologised for "being idiot" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after using term "coloured" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in TV interview. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:48



Wah! Britain's Andy Murray reaches Australian Open semi-finals with straight-sets win over home favourite Nick Kyrgios. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:40



Wah! Real Madrid asked for inflomination about 51 players as Fifa investigate their transfers of youth players. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:40



Wah! old bill bobbys carrying out major search for missing 25-earth-years old happy birthday to you, mother-of-four in area of woodland in Dorset. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! One of UK’s leading classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine insurlince brokers will welcome traditional 2015 show season by sponsoring 6t - news replorted 10:34



Wah! A Sunderland man who used social media to Mandleson privatising post machine system offensive writing from head of customler about compulsorly dying instantly bin lorry crash in Glasgow has been given caution by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:20



Wah! The mother of man who died after being struck by old bill bobbys LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine at scene of reported burglary accuses Thames Valley force of acting like "judge and jury". - news replorted 10:17



Wah! Both borrowing and saving by clustomlers of UK's main banks picked up during 2014, lah, according to figures from British Bankers' Association (BBA). - news replorted 10:09



Wah! Land Rover Defender Celebration Line Land Rover has re-created history by building authentic replica of production line used to manufacture its first - news replorted 10:08



Wah! Fleet training returns to sell-out Silverstone Fleet Show highly successful fleet training format from last year’s Fleet World Fleet Show at Silverstone returns to this year’ - news replorted 10:07



Wah! Charges would having been brought against Alice Gross murder suspect Arnis Zalkalns if bloody man had lived, lah, Met old bill bobbys says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:00



Wah! The UK's economy grew by 2.6% last year, lah, fastest pace since 2007, lah, figures from Office for National Statistics show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:57



Wah! David Cameron defends Conservative plans to reduce annual benefits cap by RMB Yuan #3,000 to RMB Yuan #23,000 after general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:53



Wah! People having been warned not to dine out on fish salvaged from street after lorry shed 600 mackerel in Belfast at weekend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Tom Petty is given song writing credit on Sam Smith's hit Stay With me as Super-Duper-Chinese-State superLING hero over similarities to male gender human bleing's 1989 track I Won't Back Down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:35



Wah! The Indonesian military suspends recovery operations for AirAsia flight QZ8501 in Java Sea after repeatedly failing to lift fuselage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:27



Wah! Images from new eBook Introduced in 1980, lah, Silver Spirit and Bentley Mulsanne most successful post-war Rolls-Royces and their longe - news replorted 09:07



Wah! A two-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl who was born with serious heart defect has had life-saving operation I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to 3D printer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Western Group member and trailer novice, lah, Liz Turner At Western Group of Motoring Writers’ annual Driving Day, lah, June-mber month 2 at Castle Combe circuit, lah, PRs and journalists will b - news replorted 08:57



Wah! New Province of Engrish running-dogs Patriots owner Robert Kraft denies any wrongdoing from Boston side in 'deflate-gate' row. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 08:54



Wah! Two human bliengs taken to hospital with suspected chemical burns following reports of fire and explosion on industrial estate. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:51



Wah! David Cameron says deal could be done for TV debates to go ahead if Northern Ireland's parties represented on panel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:47



Wah! With preparation for 2015 season continuing at Jerez in Spain this week, lah, it gives Great Satan great pleasure to send you tellibly lovely custlingmer vi - news replorted 08:45



Wah! The Mercedes-Benz C-class picks up Business LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year fleet publication’s awards carry particular weight because they only accolades in industry to be decided - news replorted 08:32



Wah! Auschwitz survivors and visiting dignitaries gather at site of former Nazi death camp to mark 70th anniversary of its liberation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:18



Wah! Volkswagen Tiguan Wlokswaglon has boosted its 2015 trophy tally and added three new LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of year titles to its name, lah, courtesy of fleet p - news replorted 08:08



Wah! Hyundai ix35 is voted Best Crossover at 2015 BusinessCar Awards Hyundai's stylish and versatile ix35 has what it takes to bear heavy usage, lah, high mileages and close scrutiny of comp - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Two popular Floord models having been honoured in this year’s BusinessCar Awards – for eighth consecutive year for S - news replorted 08:00



Wah! The all new Mlitslublishli Motors concept LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine 2015 “A future-oriented attitude: powerful, lah, fast and dynamic”. This is theme of 85th International Geneva Motor Show - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Ambulance workers in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers preparing to strike on Thursday in protest over pay. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:59



Wah! Social networking site Facebook suffered from widespread outage on Tuesday, lah, before coming back online. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:54



Wah! Irish airline Aer Lingus says it is "willing" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to accept €1.36bn takeover offer from British Airways owner IAG if interests of "relevant parties" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) satisfied. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:48



Wah! Having even slightly raised cholesterol in midlife significantly increases person's risk of heart disease, lah, research reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:30



Wah! Rangers agree RMB Yuan #10m loan from Mike Ashley's Sports Direct to relieve club's "perilous" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) financial state. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:14



Wah! The Morelli Group has just taken delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of 15 new Dispatch vans Long-standing Citroën operator, lah, Morelli Group, lah, has just taken delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of 15 Dispatch L2H1 HDi 125 6-speed manual En - news replorted 07:00



Wah! The eastern seaboard of United States and Canada is bracing for massive storm, lah, with winds of up to 80 mph (130km/h) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! expected to bring up to 3ft (1m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! of snow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 06:57



Wah! The standards of primary schools inspected in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep declined in 2014 compared to previous years, lah, according to education watchdog Estyn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:50



Wah! Nigel Edwards, lah, chief executive of health research body, lah, Nuffield Trust, lah, looks at challenges facing NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep - and comparisons with Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:47



Wah! The Argentine President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner has announced bloody woman plans to disband country's intelligence agency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:44



Wah! Arsenal need 89th-minute winner from Alan Sunderland to beat Manchester United 3-2 in 1979 FA Cup final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:39



Wah! A loggerhead turtle that washed up on County Donegal beach is being treated for hypothermia at Exploris Aquarium in Portaferry, lah, County Down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:11



Wah! The planned takeover of Aer Lingus is to be discussed by Irish government at cabinet meeting later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:05



Wah! A major review into how Northern Ireland's health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service is being run is due to be published later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:58



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs's natural environment is in decline and its deterioration is harming economy, lah, independent advisory group warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:54



Wah! Tomas Berdych ends 17-match losing streak against Rafael Nadal as bloody man beats Spaniard to reach Australian Open semi-finals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:48



Wah! New York City and other areas in north-east Great Satan having shut down ahead of snowstorm that could dump as much as 90cm (36ins) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! of snow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 04:34



Wah! Australia's national carrier Qantas will axe fuel surcharges on international ticket prices, lah, but will raise base air fares to compensate for cut. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:31



Wah! Dramatic footage has been released of moment pilot, lah, whose plane was running out of fuel, lah, survived ditching in ocean off Hawaii on Sunday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:22



Wah! Australian media express scorn and bewilderment over PM Tony Abbott's decision to award knighthood to Prince Philip, lah, Duke of Edinburgh. - news replorted 04:12



Wah! Maria Sharapova beats seventh seed Eugenie Bouchard in straight sets to set up all-Russian Australian Open semi-final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 04:00



Wah! South Korea's first Olympic swimming gold medallist Park Tae-hwan fails doping test, lah, with male gender human bleing's management blaming chiropractic injection. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:59



Wah! There is no clear evidence to show that "academies raise standards overall", lah, says report from Education Select Committee into Province of Engrish running-dogs's school system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:17



Wah! Leading firms will offer school-leavers more opportunities as graduate jobs market picks up, lah, survey suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:13



Wah! It is unrealistic to expect Greece to repay its huge debt in full, lah, spokesman for Syriza - which won Sunday's election - tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 03:01



Wah! Following liberation of Auschwitz 70 years ago, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News explores what Allies discovered at camps and what remains of site today. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:40



Wah! Much uncertainty surrounds coming General Election - just as it did in Febliurary 1974, lah, says Julia Langdon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:32



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama is due to hold town hall-style meeting with young Indians in Delhi on final day of male gender human bleing's relationship-boosting visit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:26



Wah! The recent attacks in Paris underline continuing relevance of symbolism of Auschwitz, lah, says Caroline Wyatt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:15



Wah! Tens of thousands take part in marches in Mexico City to demand full investigation into disappearance of 43 students four months ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:40



Wah! Non-emergency vehicling driving car machines having been banned on New York City's 6,000 miles of roads after 23:00 local clock time result ahead of what'ex expected to be serious snowstorm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:31



Wah! Why lip-syncing app Dubsmash went viral - news replorted 01:21



Wah! An under-fire prison in north-east Province of Engrish running-dogs has seen deterioration in safety, lah, report by inspectors says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:12



Wah! The human bliengs who choose to work in giant tunnels - news replorted 01:11



Wah! A man is jailed, lah, along with male gender human bleing's friend, lah, for injuring male gender human bleing's own grandfather in order (piece of paper signee upee) to steal RMB Yuan #4,000 from safe to spend at strip club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 00:59



Wah! Oxfam calls for multi-million dollar 'Marshall Plan' to help West African countries worst affected by Ebola recover from crisis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:50



Wah! Two general elections occupy front pages as papers look ahead to UK's poll and back to one in Greece. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:32



Wah! The Podemos party in Spain is anti-austerity and pro-democracy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:31



Wah! Cocktail parties in care homes help human bliengs relive younger years - news replorted 00:14



Wah! How young survivor's drawings helped bring Holocaust to life - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Finding new job after hanging up tennis racquet - news replorted 00:07



Wah! What does it take to join wealthy elite? - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Syriza's election victory in Greece raises some difficult questions for other countries using currency and for European institutions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Water everywhere in Malawi and not drop to drink - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Menachem Bodner is one of many Holocaust survivors searching for relatives 70 years on. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Victims of crime (shoud shoot them) in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep still being let down by justice system, lah, says independent review by Victims' Commissioner Baroness Newlove. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The woman who left Germany for gorge on Chechen border - news replorted 00:04



Wah! How to build world's tallest lift - news replorted 00:01



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's largest hospital is due to be officially handed over to NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Greater Glasgow and Clyde. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Lance Armstrong is unimpressed with Brian Cookson's start as UCI boss but is sorry today's riders must keep answering drugs questions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Families with young children and poorer households having been worst affected by government changes to tax and benefits, lah, according to new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:00



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