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Customer Letter: 1531 / 1528
Keith says...
AUDI A6 AVANTWhile getting my new Audi A6 Avant, I noticed that Ling may be bonkers but she does everything she says she'll do, and does it well.

Keith Willmore
1 Hunts Yard
Massingham Drive
Earls Colne
CO6 2TD


Editor Note: Thanks for calling me "bonkers", Keith. From a Barrister, that is appreciated. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1514 / 1528
Gareth says...
TOYOTA PRIUSLing

Thanks so much for the fantastic service and our lovely new car. You are the best - at everything: best prices, best customer service and best for free Chinese noodle lunch! We tell everyone we know not to buy but to car lease from LINGsCARS.com.

It would be great if every business was as easy to deal with, reliable and offered such great customer service as you all at LINGsCARS.com. Forget looking elsewhere. Car lease from Ling! I'm happy for you to post this in your comments section for the world to see.

Gareth Prendergast
Address Withheld
Downham Market
PE38 ***


Editor Note: Hey World, look at this lovely letter! :) Gareth, you are now officially green motoring champion, buzzing around in the quiet Prius. I have withheld your address as you have sensitive military job, but lovely to see someone from a lovely little Norfolk town. I was in Downham Market one month ago, it is a great place. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1500 / 1528
Mike says...
CITROEN BERLINGOLing,

You must be doing something right as I am waiting for delivery of our 6th vehicle from you. Good dealer service.

Mike Donovan
Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Hahahaha, and you get sick of writing these letters, eh, Mike? You are one of my best customers :) Keep the orders coming! Enjoy the little van. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1494 / 1528
Gareth says...
TOYOTA PRIUSI would just like to thank you and your team once again for the new Toyota Prius that we have now got. Your teams professionalism and understanding made the whole process completely painless. The delivery could have been extremely stressful with me not being in the country and my wife in full time work - but you pulled out all the stops to make is convenient for us.

When the time comes we will be happy to lease another car from you; safe in the knowledge that you put the customer first. Thanks Ling.

Gareth Prendergast
Address Withheld
Downham Market
PE38 ***


Editor Note: Gareth, as you are a highly qualified RAF operative, I withhold your address for security. I would hate Osama to bother you :) The Prius is a tremendous car and should go for miles on batteries as your place is flat I think. You and your wife were super-duper to deal with. Thanks so much for kind letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1488 / 1528
David says...
 A bubbly, fizzy, garish website packed with more information than I have found on any website. Backed up by a personal, friendly staff. Will certainly will use Ling again. Dealer Service – EXCELLENT.

David Gethings
3 Fenleigh Close
Waterbeach
Cambridge
CB25 9RA


Editor Note: And you had a bubbly, fizzy car, too. An Alfa 159! Powerful Lusso model with extra 17" diamond effect flat spoke alloys in Black. Nice. Hope you have a good local Alfa dealer as they can be curate's eggs. But the deal was great fun to sort out with you, thanks for kind letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1477 / 1528
Karen says...
FORD FIESTAI found the whole process surprisingly easy and refreshingly friendly. I'm also happy that I got a good deal on my car. We loved your extra touches, especially the sweets. Delivery was excellent, very prompt and professional.

Karen Mcnulty
1 Greenacres Drive
Bourne
PE10 0FQ


Editor Note: Brilliant! Bourne was one of the very first towns I visited when I came to the UK 12 years ago, so I know it well. Glad everything went smoothly with the Fiesta Titanium, you have a lovely car there! See you in 3 years, Karen! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1476 / 1528
Michael says...
 The Audi is the third vehicle from your company. Your service and the car are both excellent.

Dealer Service – TERRIBLE. The car was dropped off and left without any instruction as to what button did what and even how to start it.

Michael Donovan
Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Well, I know the answer is to turn the key, but yes, that is terrible. There is a big gap between my service and the dealer service, eh? I am really sorry about this. However, tyou continue to order cars and vans and have another 3 vehicles on order. So I guess you forgive me for the daft dealer. Continue ordering, Mike! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1443 / 1528
Samantha says...
FORD FIESTALing and her colleagues are absolutely fantastic, a tad crazy but above all know their stuff! They answer queries at the speed of lightning and make the whole process of leasing fun and exciting. I can't praise them high enough and would definitely recommend Ling. Excellent delivery, delivery really helpful, knowledgeable and friendly.

Samantha Etheridge
133 Saturn Road
Ipswich
IP1 5PS


Editor Note: Great stuff, pleased you had such a good delivery of your new Fiesta, Sam. Thanks for the comments, you are very kind. Apologies for the "tad" craziness, but otherwise, I get bored :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1426 / 1528
Mark says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERHi Ling, a delightful transaction for my new Citroen C5 Tourer and will definitely use you again. It all was smooth and effortless. Love the bribery of sweets and money. Pity the money was worthless but as they say, it's the thought that counts. Love the comparison to burgers, great idea, lose weight and have a new car.

Mark Cook
239 Wroxham Road
Norwich
NR7 8AQ


Editor Note: Smooth and effortless, like the new C5? :) Lovely cars! Hey!!!! - the money is not worthless, it is Chinese Yuan and it is worth loads now against a devalued UK £££. Bribery is good, just like being back in China! My Big Mac index annoys McDonald's, but so what... it makes their burgers look expensive! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1409 / 1528
Justyn says...
PEUGEOT 308LINGsCARS was a pleasure to use - quick and prompt. All slightly wacky but made a mundane chore far more fun, and free sweets too!! Recommended. Delivery good but no info given re Peugeot 308 when delivered.

Justyn Campbell
The Blue Lion
74 Main Street
Hardwick
Cambridge
CB23 7QU


Editor Note: Hmmm, Justyn, I have kicked the supplier for the lazy delivery. They should always take time to go through the car - not to do so is bad. However, regarding the rest of the service, I am so glad you are happy and that you thought dealing with me a pleasure. Wacky is good :) (I think so anyway, it brightens up the day). Thanks for letter, here is one about The Blue Lion, your pub/restaurant (the village's only pub):



"What a great pub, we were made to feel welcome from the moment we walked in the door. The food was excellent and at reasonable prices. We had been told about the landlady's sheep and encountered them when they came up to the conservatory and knocked on the window. We will definitely return!"

You sound Baaaa-rking, Justyn, hahaha! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1376 / 1528
Emma says...
FORD FIESTAWhat fantastic personal service! Great to know whenever I have a question or query, someone always at the end of the Lingo system to help and advise. Would highly recommend and knocks spots off the big boys! Well done Ling and gang! Good delivery, great service and the driver was very obliging.

Emma Parsons
24 Sperling Drive
Haverhill
CB9 9SH


Editor Note: Not TOO obliging I hope? Hehe, hope he got home in one piece! You have a lovely new Fiesta Titanium to bomb around in now Emma, all alloys and loads of kit. Thanks for the great comments, I appreciate them! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1336 / 1528
Martin says...
 Hey Ling! You were great once again during our recent encounter, and the second car you have supplied me is brilliant too!! Car arrived very early on the agreed date - perfect! Thanks for all your help and once again a faultless service! I have passed your details on to loads of colleagues.

p.s. - Does anyone else own a Koleos? I still haven't seen any more on the road!!

Martin Roberts
166 Old London Road
Marks Tey
Colchester
CO6 1EJ


Editor Note: Errr, to my knowledge Regie Renault are in the doldrums with barely half the market share of a year ago. They have only sold one Koleos; to some mug in Essex. I think it was white with chrome wheel trims. Hope you enjoy it, hahahahaha! As you are a repeating customer, I won't be TOO cruel, Martin. :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1333 / 1528
Jensen says...
CITROEN BERLINGOHello Ling. The service on ordering to the delivery of the Berlingo van was great. The noodle were tastless and the Chinese polo mints were in pieces. Delivery good, no problems.

Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Well, that's the problem with Chinese Polo mints, they come from China and the ChinaPost is just not as good as the Royal Mandelson. These are bargain vans, for the price they are wonderful. Hope it does really good service installing alarms for you! You can add peanut butter to the noodles if you want some delicious flavour. Just don't stray too far from a toilet! Hahaha - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1309 / 1528
Deborah says...
VOLVO V70I would recommend Lingscars to anyone. You made the whole experience of leasing a car enjoyable from beginning to end! You made us laugh when filling out the forms, which has to be a first.... Your website is hilarious. Lingo is really efficient and easy to use. I would def use you again. Excellent delivery of my new V70 Estate.

Deborah Barlow
Valley Farm
Valley Road
Battisford
IP14 2HN


Editor Note: Surprisingly, Debs, you are not an Antique Dealer, but a "desk manager" whatever that is!!! Usually these big Volvo estates have very specific customers. But I hope you enjoy it. Thanks so much for the kind comments, especially about the LINGO... I am very proud of that. Filling out forms has to be one of the worst things about the Internet, so I try to spice them up a bit. Too much for some people, but I ignore the moaners :) Glad you liked everything. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1255 / 1528
Susan says...
 Hi Ling, the car is superb and your service was fantastic!!! This Astra Sport Hatch is the first car we have had on contract hire and also the first brand-new car we have had. We will be back for our next car when the contract is over! Keep up the good work. Excellent delivery.

Susan Ashby
28a Station Road
Clenchwarton
Kings Lynn
PE344DG


Editor Note: Sue, thanks. It's always a pleasure to help someone into a brand new car for the first time. I'm pleased you found my service to be good, I do try my best. Thanks so much for kind letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1236 / 1528
Darren says...
SEAT LEONThis is the first time I have gone trough the process of renting a car. Ling made this whole experience less confusing. She is a joy to do business with and I would gladly go throgh the whole process again. Excellent delivery, well handled, very good.

Darren Challender
25 Stocker Way
St Neots
PE19 2HA


Editor Note: Darren, you have a cheap Seat Leon for the next 2-years. Hope you enjoy it. It was great to deal with you, you were a very responsive customer. Take care! I want you back soon... - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1206 / 1528
Katie says...
 Our new Mazda 3 is the second car we have got through LINGsCARS.com. Brilliant and quick service. We particularly liked the new LINGO system. Excellent delivery, our Mazda arrived when expected with no problems.

Katie Smyth
86 Lackford Close
Brundall
Norwich
NR13 5NL


Editor Note: Hey! Katie, you came back for a second car! That's great :). So happy you love the LINGO system, I get loads of great feedback about that. It works REALLY will :) See you in a couple of years, again. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1196 / 1528
John says...
 Don't be fooled by the unusual website or light hearted correspondence you get from Ling. She is well organised and determined that her customers receive a great deal with the minimum of fuss. Having dealt with other leasing companies I would have no hesitation in recommending Ling to anybody who wants a good deal on a new car. A pleasant experience which I look forward to repeating in two years.

Delivery was good with a free set of mats supplied.

John Burman
10 Pintail Drive
Bradwell
Great Yarmouth
NR31 8JQ


Editor Note: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggh! Don't tell everyone about my mats. I can't remember why I sent them free, but there was a reason. Whatever, you are happy chappy :) Have a great time in your Mazda 3. Thanks for comments! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1176 / 1528
Paul says...
FORD FOCUSLing is HOT!!! Great communicator and cars supplied at best prices. Delivery of my new Focus 2.0 TDCi Titanium was good.

Paul Childs
Norfolk Street Post Office
Norwich Street
Wisbech
PE13 2LE


Editor Note: Norfolk Street Post Office on NORWICH Street? I'm confused; Well, anyone in and around Wisbech who wants to cash their pension... see Paul, if you can find him! He sells all sorts from stamps to string. No wonder you think I am HOT, that stuff on the stamps you lick contains drugs, I think. Thanks for letter. There was no stamp on it. Glad to see you have SOME job benefits :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1166 / 1528
Philip says...
 Fantastic service!!

Ling uses an innovative way of providing this service - and it all comes with a big smile too! Being the cheapest supplier for my new Volvo C30 is just a bonus! Delivery was good.

Philip Gilbert
Beans Coffee Stop Limited
1 New Street
Oundle
PE8 4EA


Editor Note: Kevin, I drink a coffee to you, hahaha. But, you know Chinese prefer tea! Thanks for the lovely letter, if I am ever in Oundle (hmmm, some hope) I will drop in and have a cappucino with extra chocolatey bits and a 99 flake, please. Get driving your smart new Volvo! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1151 / 1528
Robert says...
FORD FOCUSDealing with Ling has been a blast. Her service and professionalism has been 100% and I'm glad I held back my initial reservations when I saw her website for the first time. The leasing process was doodle and Ling was very accommodating to my specific needs. She's a star and I thank her very much - but not for the rank sweets - bleurgh. Good delivery, the Focus is a great car, but I had to have a problem fixed in the first week.

Robert Wood
53 Durham Way
Thetford
IP24 1DU


Editor Note: Hahaha, well, I don't build the things, Robby! If I did then you would not have problems. I am so glad it has all been a blast. Fun is what it should be, getting a car should be enjoyable, eh? The sweets are poisonous, I agree - you ATE them? Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1135 / 1528
Darren says...
 It was a pleasure ordering my car from Ling. The whole process was extremely easy and she explained things very simply. Everything went seamlessly with very little effort from me. Her crazy sense of humour added to the experience! Not only was she the cheapest, LINGsCARS were hands down the best leasing company I have dealt with. The new Lingo online web system made things much easier. I would definitely do business with them again and have recommended Ling to various colleagues and friends. Delivered the car (Vauxhall Antara) on time and in perfect condition - excellent!

Darren ****
Address Withheld
Ipswich
IP3 ***


Editor Note: Darren, you are an IT Consultant, so I very much appreciate the comments about my Lingo system. I think you appreciate the amount of work I put into it. You have a massively good Granite Black car for a massively cheap price. Hope you enjoy. Really, thanks so much for comments. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1092 / 1528
Samuel says...
FIAT PANDABeing the first time that I had leased a car, I had lots of questions which you answered quickly and clearly, in fact you were very caring and supportive all the way. I am really pleased with my new Fiat Panda and I promise to recommend your company to my friends. Thanks very much Ling I look forward to dealing with you again in the future. Good delivery, efficient and prompt.

Samuel Davis
111 Front St
Orford
Woodbridge
IP12 2LN


Editor Note: Hehehe, not often a Fiat dealer gets called "efficient and prompt"! Thanks for the letter, Sam, you work for a Chinese shipping company, so maybe I should say "xie xie" :) Enjoy the Kung-Fu Panda! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1053 / 1528
Derrick says...
SKODA OCTAVIA ESTATEGreat Car - Skoda Octavia Estate – great service and quick responses via the 'Lingo' system. Only gripe is the finance company (London) being very slow. I think you should seriously consider giving your customers some info about the 'vehicle on hire' certificate (VE103B), which is a V5 substitute, to prove your right to use the car (especially overseas)! It took several phone calls and two weeks to get it (and charged me £10 for it)!

Good delivery, did exactly what it said on the tin.

Derrick Davies
45 Ferrars Avenue
Eynesbury
St Neots
PE19 2TZ


Editor Note: Derrick, well, I have taken your advice and I'm giving out the VE103B info. Glad you love the car and glad you liked the speed of the Lingo system. See you in 3-years! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1045 / 1528
Sharon says...
CarHi Ling, sorry for delay. Better late than never! I am really pleased with my funky Citroen C2 and was very impressed with the service from Lingscars. Prompt and personal, recommend you to anyone! Thanks. Excellent delivery, I was very happy with the dealer service.

Sharon Green
160 Palmerston Road
Woodston
Peterborough
PE2 9DF


Editor Note: Sharon, that's wonderful. Those C2s come loaded with leather, air con, just about everything. Hope you enjoy driving it around the Polish enclave of Peterborough! - Ling



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Wah! The Prime Minister, lah, David Cameron, lah, has indicated that Government will make concessions regarding number of unaccompanied Syrian child refugees who can come to bloody annoying Blitish from Europe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:14



Wah! Credit Suisse Grand Prix de Monaco Historique With 10th biennial Grand Prix de Monaco Historique just few days away, lah, excitement is building as key event par - news replorted 13:01



Wah! What fizzy drink choices say about Philippines election - news replorted 12:57



Wah! The Grand Opening of Kumho’s new plant in Macon, lah, Georgia As forecast last October, lah, creation of Kumho’s impressive new tyre production facility in Macon, lah, Georgia, lah, USA is now - news replorted 12:55



Wah! Former Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Economics Editor Stephanie Flanders is to chair judges of new 2016 Baillie Gifford Prize for Non-Fiction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:52



Wah! The science community pays tribute to Nobel Laureate Sir Harry Kroto, lah, who passed away over weekend aged 76. - news replorted 12:50



Wah! The Transport Committee’s call for Government to stop putting off "difficult" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) decision to expand Heathrow Airport, lah, e - news replorted 12:47



Wah! A Bitcoin expert expresses regret about way bloody man blogged support for Australian's claim (always claiming, huh?) to having invented crypto-currency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:43



Wah! Drivers, lah, fleets & insurers urged to contest excesive highway repair bill claim (always claiming, huh?) Management & Adjusting (CMA), lah, of West Malling, lah, Kent, lah, is urging bloody annoying Blitish drivers, lah, fleet operators and insurers to challe - news replorted 12:41



Wah! Fleet Show 2016 will having new Question Time-style fleet debate new Question Time-style interactive debate tackling some of hottest fleet and business topics of day will be l - news replorted 12:21



Wah! The government is in race against clock time result to getting its controversial Housing Bill - including higher rents for better off council tenants in Province of Engrish running-dogs - into law. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 12:13



Wah! Aston Martin Racing ready to race at 6 Hours of Spa-Francorchamps Aston Martin Racing will contest 6 Hours of Spa-Francorchamps this weekend (Saturday 7 May) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! with continued objec - news replorted 12:12



Wah! The legal guardian of toddler found with more than 150 injuries has been jailed for life for flemale human person's murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:06



Wah! Adderly Fong Bentley Team Absolute has announced its GT Asia Series title defence driver line-up and confirmed it will enter three Co - news replorted 12:00



Wah! Volkswagen celebrating 40 years of Golf GTI at Lake Wörthersee Wlokswaglon will be celebrating Golf GTI's 40th birthday with thousands of fans at 35th GTI Meet at Lake Wörthers - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Yamaha announce details of 2016 Dark Side MT Tour innovative and hugely popular Dark Side MT Tour is about to take to road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu again as 2016 roadshow visits six d - news replorted 11:54



Wah! A Jamie Vardy lookalike is mobbed in male gender human bleing's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine outside King Power stadium when fans mistake him for Leicester City striker. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:53



Wah! Ex-ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land scrum-half Chris Cusiter retires from funny shape ball-game union to start Scotch whisky business in Los Angeles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:43



Wah! More than quarter of care homes in bloody annoying Blitish in danger of going out of business within three years, lah, figures obtained by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 4 suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:25



Wah! Cooper Tires Precision Challenge 3 Cooper Tire Europe’s Precision Challenge is back again, lah, with tyre capitalist entity devising yet another devilishly difficult - news replorted 11:19



Wah! Electoral Commission officials meeting with old bill bobbys and prosecutors to ask for more clock time result to decide whether to bring prosecutions over Conservatives' 2015 election campaign spending. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 11:13



Wah! Emergency calls were made from Prince's Paisley Park complex 46 times in past five years, lah, it is revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:09



Wah! Lee Pattison leads Renliot bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup grid away Hampshire’s fearsome high-speed Thruxton circuit this weekend (Sat 7/Sun 8 May) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! hosts Renliot bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup’s latest t - news replorted 11:08



Wah! The brutal rape and murder of 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl in Indonesia sparked intense debate about sexual violence in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Weather's Peter Gibbs visits ice chasm threatening British research base on Brunt Ice Shelf. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 10:58



Wah! A huge wildfire has forced evacuation of about 60,000 human bliengs from Fort McMurray - entire population of Canadian city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:37



Wah! Silverstone Wing Autocar Awards will welcome some of most important figures from automotive industry at new, lah, expanded eve - news replorted 10:35



Wah! Rules that will drastically alter cigarette packaging set to be adopted, lah, after big tobacco firms failed to block new European Union laws. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:30



Wah! LCRS report cover According to Freight Transport Association (FTA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Logistics Carbon Review 2016, lah, members of the Logistics Carbon Reduc - news replorted 10:10



Wah! Tributes paid to former Brookside and Hollyoaks actor Kristian Ealey who has died at age of 38. - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Global NCAP STOPTHECRASH comes to London (capital of Great England) Motor Show Four major automotive names join forces at London (capital of Great England) Motor Show as part of Global NCAP STOPTHECRASH partnership to - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Tevva Motors 7.5t truck Tevva Motors’ prototype development vehicling driving car machines having just achieved combined total distance of 27,000 miles, lah, landmark ac - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Princess Charlotte has toy box full of regal gifts, lah, but among them is simple woven rattle made by Galway basket maker. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:44



Wah! Even though ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has elections to national parliament this week, lah, and European Union referendum campaign is well under way, lah, voters still haunted by independence vote in 2014, lah, says James Naughtie. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:15



Wah! The UK's biggest payday lender - Wonga - saw its losses double last year as tougher regulation in industry continued to bite. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:07



Wah! South Africa's Doping Control Laboratory becomes fourth lab to having its accreditation suspended by Wada within month. - news replorted 09:03



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 3 will regularly broadcast birdsong as part of its commitment to "slow radio". - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Somme 100 Centenary Poppy Pin on map of Somme fallen soldiers of Battle of Somme being individually honoured in touching and evocative series of Pop - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Motoring Group supports Charity Air Ambulance Association of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Motoring Writers (ASMW) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has shown its continued support to ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land’s Charity Air Ambulance - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Right-hand controlling in driving manner Floord Edge to arrive with bloody annoying Blitish clustomlers in summer More than 60,000 Floord Edge vehicling driving car machines having been configured on www.ford.co.bloody annoying Blitish since first number-one-month 2016, lah, as right-hand-drive model - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Staying mobile is incredibly important. Pass chopsticks!! Losing ability to getting around has proven link to social isolation and depre - news replorted 08:37



Wah! Sainsbury's reports fall in annual underlying profits as declining food prices continue to hurt supermarket chain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:18



Wah! Manager Mixu Paatelainen will soon be leaving Dundee United as talks over financial package for male gender human bleing's departure begin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:10



Wah! Retailer Next warns that its sales and profits could be lower than previously forecast as it remains worried about slowdown in consumer spending. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:05



Wah! Bentley's new Bentayga Apple Watch App Bentley Bentayga passengers now having luxury of controlling selection of in-car systems from their Apple Watch, lah, tha - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Ted Cruz accidentally strikes male gender human bleing's wife Heidi while hugging male gender human bleing's father on stage after ending male gender human bleing's presidential run. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:57



Wah! A jewellery shop is raided at north London (capital of Great England) shopping centre, lah, with sledge hammers and pick-axes recovered afterwards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:38



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's political leaders look to rally supporters on final day of Holyrood election campaign. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! Fashion in age of technology is being celebrated at Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute exhibition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:52



Wah! A Super-Duper-Chinese-State capitalist entity is free to using name "iPhone" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on its handbags and leather velly damn good boiled chicken-feets after Apple loses trademark court ruling in China. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:50



Wah! The French fashion house, lah, Chanel, lah, is staging fashion show in Cuba. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:48



Wah! The government is coming under increasing pressure to accept 3,000 child refugees from Syrian fighty bang-bang who having made it into Europe unaccompanied. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:34



Wah! Sixty years of advice from National Childbirth Trust - news replorted 03:25



Wah! An unpublished sketchbook by artist Stanley Spencer, lah, containing male gender human bleing's earliest known drawings and short story, lah, is to go on display in West Yorkshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:03



Wah! High-achieving primary schools which become academies show no improvement, lah, but weaker schools make more progress, lah, according to research. - news replorted 02:58



Wah! Leaving EU would involve years of "complex and daunting" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) negotiations, lah, peers warn, lah, but Leave campaigners say it should only take two years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! The garden at former home of jailed paedophile couple, lah, who knew serial killers Fred and Rose West, lah, is being dug up by old bill bobbys based on tip-off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 02:09



Wah! Ted Cruz gives up male gender human bleing's campaign for Great Satan Republican presidential nomination, lah, clearing way for Donald Trump to claim (always claiming, huh?) male gender human bleing's party's crown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:06



Wah! A Great Satan Navy Seal advising Kurdish Peshmerga forces in northern Iraq is killed in attack by Islamic State militants, lah, Great Satan officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:55



Wah! Ted Cruz announces bloody man is ending male gender human bleing's campaign for Great Satan Republican presidential nomination, lah, after losing heavily to Donald Trump in Indiana primary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:50



Wah! Party leaders will make final appeal for votes ahead of Thursday's devolved elections in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and bloody Engrish local polls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:37



Wah! Some 75 million school-age children in crisis areas around world in desperate need of educational support, lah, according to new report by Unicef. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 01:30



Wah! A huge wildfire forces evacuation of tens of thousands of human bliengs from city of Fort McMurray in Canadian province of Alberta, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:21



Wah! Young human bliengs around world offer their thoughts on what internet should be. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! Vulnerable residents with council tax debts should be given breathing space to repay arrears rather than face threat of bailiffs, lah, two charities say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Businesses should take more responsibility to ensure their clustomlers not become victims of scams, lah, according to consumer group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:53



Wah! The Advertising Standards Authority rules that broadband ads need to be clearer, lah, following evidence public don' understand current ones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Two British entrepreneurs launch app to store old photographs that gathering dust around country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Drones, lah, autonomous bulldozers and 3D printing - how tech is transforming building site. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Months of unrest between Israel and Palestinians is bringing communities to boiling point, lah, writes BBC's Middle East editor Jeremy Bowen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:41



Wah! Tackling polygamy, lah, sex education and child marriage - news replorted 00:24



Wah! The racist murder that mobilised East End - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Boris Johnson's allies say bloody man helped London (capital of Great England) come through economic crash and surfed Olympic wave to make capital feel velly damn good boiled chicken-feet about itself again. Sweet sour chicken feet time! But what legacy does bloody man leave for capital? - news replorted 00:18



Wah! The government must stop putting off "difficult" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) decision to expand Heathrow Airport rather than Gatwick, lah, Commons committee says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Donald Trump is set to win Indiana’s Republican presidential primary, lah, dealing huge blow to Ted Cruz's hopes, lah, Great Satan media project. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! The mending craze gripping New York - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Could Sports Direct's Mike Ashley be saviour of BHS? - news replorted 00:07



Wah! The silly kick-kick game club founded by World Cup's creator rises again - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Volkswagen Golf GTI Clubsport S Golf GTI Clubsport S breaks lap record for front-wheel-drive cars on Nürburgring Nordschleife, lah, with clock time result o - news replorted 00:01



Wah! After most unlikely of Premier League triumphs, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks at what next season might hold for Foxes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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