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Customer Letter: 1531 / 1529
Keith says...
AUDI A6 AVANTWhile getting my new Audi A6 Avant, I noticed that Ling may be bonkers but she does everything she says she'll do, and does it well.

Keith Willmore
1 Hunts Yard
Massingham Drive
Earls Colne
CO6 2TD


Editor Note: Thanks for calling me "bonkers", Keith. From a Barrister, that is appreciated. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1514 / 1529
Gareth says...
TOYOTA PRIUSLing

Thanks so much for the fantastic service and our lovely new car. You are the best - at everything: best prices, best customer service and best for free Chinese noodle lunch! We tell everyone we know not to buy but to car lease from LINGsCARS.com.

It would be great if every business was as easy to deal with, reliable and offered such great customer service as you all at LINGsCARS.com. Forget looking elsewhere. Car lease from Ling! I'm happy for you to post this in your comments section for the world to see.

Gareth Prendergast
Address Withheld
Downham Market
PE38 ***


Editor Note: Hey World, look at this lovely letter! :) Gareth, you are now officially green motoring champion, buzzing around in the quiet Prius. I have withheld your address as you have sensitive military job, but lovely to see someone from a lovely little Norfolk town. I was in Downham Market one month ago, it is a great place. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1500 / 1529
Mike says...
CITROEN BERLINGOLing,

You must be doing something right as I am waiting for delivery of our 6th vehicle from you. Good dealer service.

Mike Donovan
Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Hahahaha, and you get sick of writing these letters, eh, Mike? You are one of my best customers :) Keep the orders coming! Enjoy the little van. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1494 / 1529
Gareth says...
TOYOTA PRIUSI would just like to thank you and your team once again for the new Toyota Prius that we have now got. Your teams professionalism and understanding made the whole process completely painless. The delivery could have been extremely stressful with me not being in the country and my wife in full time work - but you pulled out all the stops to make is convenient for us.

When the time comes we will be happy to lease another car from you; safe in the knowledge that you put the customer first. Thanks Ling.

Gareth Prendergast
Address Withheld
Downham Market
PE38 ***


Editor Note: Gareth, as you are a highly qualified RAF operative, I withhold your address for security. I would hate Osama to bother you :) The Prius is a tremendous car and should go for miles on batteries as your place is flat I think. You and your wife were super-duper to deal with. Thanks so much for kind letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1488 / 1529
David says...
 A bubbly, fizzy, garish website packed with more information than I have found on any website. Backed up by a personal, friendly staff. Will certainly will use Ling again. Dealer Service – EXCELLENT.

David Gethings
3 Fenleigh Close
Waterbeach
Cambridge
CB25 9RA


Editor Note: And you had a bubbly, fizzy car, too. An Alfa 159! Powerful Lusso model with extra 17" diamond effect flat spoke alloys in Black. Nice. Hope you have a good local Alfa dealer as they can be curate's eggs. But the deal was great fun to sort out with you, thanks for kind letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1477 / 1529
Karen says...
FORD FIESTAI found the whole process surprisingly easy and refreshingly friendly. I'm also happy that I got a good deal on my car. We loved your extra touches, especially the sweets. Delivery was excellent, very prompt and professional.

Karen Mcnulty
1 Greenacres Drive
Bourne
PE10 0FQ


Editor Note: Brilliant! Bourne was one of the very first towns I visited when I came to the UK 12 years ago, so I know it well. Glad everything went smoothly with the Fiesta Titanium, you have a lovely car there! See you in 3 years, Karen! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1476 / 1529
Michael says...
AUDI A4 SALOONThe Audi is the third vehicle from your company. Your service and the car are both excellent.

Dealer Service – TERRIBLE. The car was dropped off and left without any instruction as to what button did what and even how to start it.

Michael Donovan
Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Well, I know the answer is to turn the key, but yes, that is terrible. There is a big gap between my service and the dealer service, eh? I am really sorry about this. However, tyou continue to order cars and vans and have another 3 vehicles on order. So I guess you forgive me for the daft dealer. Continue ordering, Mike! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1443 / 1529
Samantha says...
FORD FIESTALing and her colleagues are absolutely fantastic, a tad crazy but above all know their stuff! They answer queries at the speed of lightning and make the whole process of leasing fun and exciting. I can't praise them high enough and would definitely recommend Ling. Excellent delivery, delivery really helpful, knowledgeable and friendly.

Samantha Etheridge
133 Saturn Road
Ipswich
IP1 5PS


Editor Note: Great stuff, pleased you had such a good delivery of your new Fiesta, Sam. Thanks for the comments, you are very kind. Apologies for the "tad" craziness, but otherwise, I get bored :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1426 / 1529
Mark says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERHi Ling, a delightful transaction for my new Citroen C5 Tourer and will definitely use you again. It all was smooth and effortless. Love the bribery of sweets and money. Pity the money was worthless but as they say, it's the thought that counts. Love the comparison to burgers, great idea, lose weight and have a new car.

Mark Cook
239 Wroxham Road
Norwich
NR7 8AQ


Editor Note: Smooth and effortless, like the new C5? :) Lovely cars! Hey!!!! - the money is not worthless, it is Chinese Yuan and it is worth loads now against a devalued UK £££. Bribery is good, just like being back in China! My Big Mac index annoys McDonald's, but so what... it makes their burgers look expensive! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1409 / 1529
Justyn says...
PEUGEOT 308LINGsCARS was a pleasure to use - quick and prompt. All slightly wacky but made a mundane chore far more fun, and free sweets too!! Recommended. Delivery good but no info given re Peugeot 308 when delivered.

Justyn Campbell
The Blue Lion
74 Main Street
Hardwick
Cambridge
CB23 7QU


Editor Note: Hmmm, Justyn, I have kicked the supplier for the lazy delivery. They should always take time to go through the car - not to do so is bad. However, regarding the rest of the service, I am so glad you are happy and that you thought dealing with me a pleasure. Wacky is good :) (I think so anyway, it brightens up the day). Thanks for letter, here is one about The Blue Lion, your pub/restaurant (the village's only pub):



"What a great pub, we were made to feel welcome from the moment we walked in the door. The food was excellent and at reasonable prices. We had been told about the landlady's sheep and encountered them when they came up to the conservatory and knocked on the window. We will definitely return!"

You sound Baaaa-rking, Justyn, hahaha! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1376 / 1529
Emma says...
FORD FIESTAWhat fantastic personal service! Great to know whenever I have a question or query, someone always at the end of the Lingo system to help and advise. Would highly recommend and knocks spots off the big boys! Well done Ling and gang! Good delivery, great service and the driver was very obliging.

Emma Parsons
24 Sperling Drive
Haverhill
CB9 9SH


Editor Note: Not TOO obliging I hope? Hehe, hope he got home in one piece! You have a lovely new Fiesta Titanium to bomb around in now Emma, all alloys and loads of kit. Thanks for the great comments, I appreciate them! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1336 / 1529
Martin says...
 Hey Ling! You were great once again during our recent encounter, and the second car you have supplied me is brilliant too!! Car arrived very early on the agreed date - perfect! Thanks for all your help and once again a faultless service! I have passed your details on to loads of colleagues.

p.s. - Does anyone else own a Koleos? I still haven't seen any more on the road!!

Martin Roberts
166 Old London Road
Marks Tey
Colchester
CO6 1EJ


Editor Note: Errr, to my knowledge Regie Renault are in the doldrums with barely half the market share of a year ago. They have only sold one Koleos; to some mug in Essex. I think it was white with chrome wheel trims. Hope you enjoy it, hahahahaha! As you are a repeating customer, I won't be TOO cruel, Martin. :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1333 / 1529
Jensen says...
CITROEN BERLINGOHello Ling. The service on ordering to the delivery of the Berlingo van was great. The noodle were tastless and the Chinese polo mints were in pieces. Delivery good, no problems.

Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Well, that's the problem with Chinese Polo mints, they come from China and the ChinaPost is just not as good as the Royal Mandelson. These are bargain vans, for the price they are wonderful. Hope it does really good service installing alarms for you! You can add peanut butter to the noodles if you want some delicious flavour. Just don't stray too far from a toilet! Hahaha - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1309 / 1529
Deborah says...
VOLVO V70I would recommend Lingscars to anyone. You made the whole experience of leasing a car enjoyable from beginning to end! You made us laugh when filling out the forms, which has to be a first.... Your website is hilarious. Lingo is really efficient and easy to use. I would def use you again. Excellent delivery of my new V70 Estate.

Deborah Barlow
Valley Farm
Valley Road
Battisford
IP14 2HN


Editor Note: Surprisingly, Debs, you are not an Antique Dealer, but a "desk manager" whatever that is!!! Usually these big Volvo estates have very specific customers. But I hope you enjoy it. Thanks so much for the kind comments, especially about the LINGO... I am very proud of that. Filling out forms has to be one of the worst things about the Internet, so I try to spice them up a bit. Too much for some people, but I ignore the moaners :) Glad you liked everything. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1255 / 1529
Susan says...
 Hi Ling, the car is superb and your service was fantastic!!! This Astra Sport Hatch is the first car we have had on contract hire and also the first brand-new car we have had. We will be back for our next car when the contract is over! Keep up the good work. Excellent delivery.

Susan Ashby
28a Station Road
Clenchwarton
Kings Lynn
PE344DG


Editor Note: Sue, thanks. It's always a pleasure to help someone into a brand new car for the first time. I'm pleased you found my service to be good, I do try my best. Thanks so much for kind letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1236 / 1529
Darren says...
SEAT LEONThis is the first time I have gone trough the process of renting a car. Ling made this whole experience less confusing. She is a joy to do business with and I would gladly go throgh the whole process again. Excellent delivery, well handled, very good.

Darren Challender
25 Stocker Way
St Neots
PE19 2HA


Editor Note: Darren, you have a cheap Seat Leon for the next 2-years. Hope you enjoy it. It was great to deal with you, you were a very responsive customer. Take care! I want you back soon... - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1206 / 1529
Katie says...
 Our new Mazda 3 is the second car we have got through LINGsCARS.com. Brilliant and quick service. We particularly liked the new LINGO system. Excellent delivery, our Mazda arrived when expected with no problems.

Katie Smyth
86 Lackford Close
Brundall
Norwich
NR13 5NL


Editor Note: Hey! Katie, you came back for a second car! That's great :). So happy you love the LINGO system, I get loads of great feedback about that. It works REALLY will :) See you in a couple of years, again. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1196 / 1529
John says...
 Don't be fooled by the unusual website or light hearted correspondence you get from Ling. She is well organised and determined that her customers receive a great deal with the minimum of fuss. Having dealt with other leasing companies I would have no hesitation in recommending Ling to anybody who wants a good deal on a new car. A pleasant experience which I look forward to repeating in two years.

Delivery was good with a free set of mats supplied.

John Burman
10 Pintail Drive
Bradwell
Great Yarmouth
NR31 8JQ


Editor Note: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggh! Don't tell everyone about my mats. I can't remember why I sent them free, but there was a reason. Whatever, you are happy chappy :) Have a great time in your Mazda 3. Thanks for comments! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1176 / 1529
Paul says...
FORD FOCUSLing is HOT!!! Great communicator and cars supplied at best prices. Delivery of my new Focus 2.0 TDCi Titanium was good.

Paul Childs
Norfolk Street Post Office
Norwich Street
Wisbech
PE13 2LE


Editor Note: Norfolk Street Post Office on NORWICH Street? I'm confused; Well, anyone in and around Wisbech who wants to cash their pension... see Paul, if you can find him! He sells all sorts from stamps to string. No wonder you think I am HOT, that stuff on the stamps you lick contains drugs, I think. Thanks for letter. There was no stamp on it. Glad to see you have SOME job benefits :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1166 / 1529
Philip says...
VOLVO C30 Fantastic service!!

Ling uses an innovative way of providing this service - and it all comes with a big smile too! Being the cheapest supplier for my new Volvo C30 is just a bonus! Delivery was good.

Philip Gilbert
Beans Coffee Stop Limited
1 New Street
Oundle
PE8 4EA


Editor Note: Kevin, I drink a coffee to you, hahaha. But, you know Chinese prefer tea! Thanks for the lovely letter, if I am ever in Oundle (hmmm, some hope) I will drop in and have a cappucino with extra chocolatey bits and a 99 flake, please. Get driving your smart new Volvo! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1151 / 1529
Robert says...
FORD FOCUSDealing with Ling has been a blast. Her service and professionalism has been 100% and I'm glad I held back my initial reservations when I saw her website for the first time. The leasing process was doodle and Ling was very accommodating to my specific needs. She's a star and I thank her very much - but not for the rank sweets - bleurgh. Good delivery, the Focus is a great car, but I had to have a problem fixed in the first week.

Robert Wood
53 Durham Way
Thetford
IP24 1DU


Editor Note: Hahaha, well, I don't build the things, Robby! If I did then you would not have problems. I am so glad it has all been a blast. Fun is what it should be, getting a car should be enjoyable, eh? The sweets are poisonous, I agree - you ATE them? Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1135 / 1529
Darren says...
VAUXHALL ANTARAIt was a pleasure ordering my car from Ling. The whole process was extremely easy and she explained things very simply. Everything went seamlessly with very little effort from me. Her crazy sense of humour added to the experience! Not only was she the cheapest, LINGsCARS were hands down the best leasing company I have dealt with. The new Lingo online web system made things much easier. I would definitely do business with them again and have recommended Ling to various colleagues and friends. Delivered the car (Vauxhall Antara) on time and in perfect condition - excellent!

Darren ****
Address Withheld
Ipswich
IP3 ***


Editor Note: Darren, you are an IT Consultant, so I very much appreciate the comments about my Lingo system. I think you appreciate the amount of work I put into it. You have a massively good Granite Black car for a massively cheap price. Hope you enjoy. Really, thanks so much for comments. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1092 / 1529
Samuel says...
FIAT PANDABeing the first time that I had leased a car, I had lots of questions which you answered quickly and clearly, in fact you were very caring and supportive all the way. I am really pleased with my new Fiat Panda and I promise to recommend your company to my friends. Thanks very much Ling I look forward to dealing with you again in the future. Good delivery, efficient and prompt.

Samuel Davis
111 Front St
Orford
Woodbridge
IP12 2LN


Editor Note: Hehehe, not often a Fiat dealer gets called "efficient and prompt"! Thanks for the letter, Sam, you work for a Chinese shipping company, so maybe I should say "xie xie" :) Enjoy the Kung-Fu Panda! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1053 / 1529
Derrick says...
SKODA OCTAVIA ESTATEGreat Car - Skoda Octavia Estate – great service and quick responses via the 'Lingo' system. Only gripe is the finance company (London) being very slow. I think you should seriously consider giving your customers some info about the 'vehicle on hire' certificate (VE103B), which is a V5 substitute, to prove your right to use the car (especially overseas)! It took several phone calls and two weeks to get it (and charged me £10 for it)!

Good delivery, did exactly what it said on the tin.

Derrick Davies
45 Ferrars Avenue
Eynesbury
St Neots
PE19 2TZ


Editor Note: Derrick, well, I have taken your advice and I'm giving out the VE103B info. Glad you love the car and glad you liked the speed of the Lingo system. See you in 3-years! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1045 / 1529
Sharon says...
CarHi Ling, sorry for delay. Better late than never! I am really pleased with my funky Citroen C2 and was very impressed with the service from Lingscars. Prompt and personal, recommend you to anyone! Thanks. Excellent delivery, I was very happy with the dealer service.

Sharon Green
160 Palmerston Road
Woodston
Peterborough
PE2 9DF


Editor Note: Sharon, that's wonderful. Those C2s come loaded with leather, air con, just about everything. Hope you enjoy driving it around the Polish enclave of Peterborough! - Ling



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Wah! Gareth Bale proves bloody man can be game-changer on big occasion for Real Madrid with winner in Copa del Rey final - news replorted 12:32



Wah! The season-opening race of sports LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine World Endurance Championship WEC at Silverstone on 20 rainy season-month Aplil marks return o - news replorted 12:31



Wah! It's Caption Challenge. What the hell I mean??!! Oh yes it is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:30



Wah! A man who beheaded male gender human bleing's teenage girlfriend with kitchen knife at male gender human bleing's flat in Sheffield is found guilty of flemale human person's murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:28



Wah! On capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity Holiday weekend of 3rd- 5th May, lah, visitors to normally peaceful village of Buckler’s Hard, lah, on banks o - news replorted 12:21



Wah! The son of one of four men who died when mine in Swansea Valley flooded tells court bloody man "knew straight away there was no chance for them boys". - news replorted 12:17



Wah! The Metropolitan old bill bobbys say they having seized one of their biggest gun hauls of firearms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:16



Wah! Russia's President Putin says bloody man hopes bloody man won't having to exercise male gender human bleing's "right" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to send troops into Ukraine, lah, as crisis talks held with Western leaders in Geneva. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:15



Wah! Defending champion Ronnie O'Sullivan drawn to face Robin Hull in first round of World Championship in Sheffield. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:11



Wah! Iran has neutralised half of its higher-enriched uranium stockpile, lah, in keeping with deal agreed earlier this year, lah, world's nuclear watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:07



Wah! Three human bliengs were killed in raid on base in eastern Ukraine overnight, lah, country's interior dodgy minister says, lah, as US, lah, Russia, lah, EU and Ukraine begin crisis talks in Geneva. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:04



Wah! The decade between 2004 and 2014 was one of most dramatic eras in century-old history of Isle of Man Tourist - news replorted 12:03



Wah! Cardiff-based P&T Woodruff Haulage Ltd, lah, contract haulier for Hope Construction Materials, lah, has taken delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of UK’s - news replorted 12:03



Wah! The battle over Britain's level crossings - news replorted 12:01



Wah! More than 300 call centre jobs to be created in Londonderry as result of investment by American corporation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:58



Wah! Written by Malcolm Bobbitt, lah, this new edition of Wlokswaglon Beetle Cabriolet chronicles history of this practical and - news replorted 11:56



Wah! As ferry sank, lah, students sent parents harrowing text messages - news replorted 11:53



Wah! ŠKODA is picking up pace in China, lah, and company’s current model campaign continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:47



Wah! A giant light installation in old gas storage tank in Germany, lah, works by French sculptor Auguste Rodin and Great Satan photographer Robert Mapplethorpe side by side in Paris - and more from world of arts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:45



Wah! A Great Satan appeals court upholds contempt of court ruling against secure email service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service provider Lavabit used by whistleblower Edward Snowden. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:37



Wah! Stormont Health dodgy minister Edwin Poots is urged to clarify if admissions policy on NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) care homes will be changed, lah, following reprieve for 18 facilities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:35



Wah! ŠKODA bloody annoying Blitish has teamed up with bloody annoying Blitish Cycling Events, lah, country’s largest sportive organisers, lah, to provide cyclists with their - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Veteran British directors Mike Leigh and Ken Loach see their new films selected for competition at this year's Cannes Film Festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:28



Wah! The Banksy picture at centre of row over ownership is moved from youth club by old bill bobbys and taken to Bristol City Museum and Art Gallery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:21



Wah! Mazda continued its run during first quarter as one of Europe’s fastest-growing carmakers. Eating rice!! At 50,221 units, lah, new regi - news replorted 11:11



Wah! The discovery of another buzzard's body brings number of birds of prey found dead in Ross-shire to 20. - news replorted 11:09



Wah! The "resilient" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) bloody annoying Blitish housing market recorded another increase in mortgage lending in March, lah, according to lenders' group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Larry Magid, lah, technology analyst for CNET, lah, discusses fall in Google's shares. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:01



Wah! Four women arrested in connection with on-going fraud investigation at Birmingham school. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:50



Wah! A large bird that looks similar to ostrich and can run at speed of up to 40mph is on loose in Home Counties after it inexplicably escaped from field. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! Gareth Bale wantings to win treble with Real Madrid after scoring "really special" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) winner in Copa del Rey final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! Artists' brains structurally different to non-artists in areas relating to fine motor movements and visual imagery, lah, study finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! A 45-earth-years old happy birthday to you, lorry driver is arrested in connection with compulsorly dying instantly crash on M26 in Kent, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:35



Wah! There is huge response to speeding crackdown in Belgium, lah, with thousands of human bliengs participating. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:17



Wah! Road safety charity IAM is offering weekly motoring tips from Britain’s top advanced driver, lah, Peter Rodger. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! This week - news replorted 10:10



Wah! A selection of British-built Hondas will support Wiggle Rondla Pro Cycling Team as they pedal their way through ac - news replorted 10:05



Wah! MP Andrew Bridgen says action is being taken to stop "stinky" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) odour caused by male gender human bleing's family's vegetable processing business. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! Volkswagen has released design sketches of Golf R 400 concept car, lah, ahead of its official unveiling at Auto China - news replorted 10:00



Wah! The tests carried out by forensic expert for Oscar Pistorius' murder trial being rigorously challenged by state prosecutor in South Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! AC/DC confirm they will continue making music, lah, following news guitarist and founder member Malcolm Young is taking break from band due to ill health. - news replorted 09:43



Wah! Polls open in Algeria where 77-earth-years old happy birthday to you, President Abdelaziz Bouteflika, lah, who suffered stroke last year, lah, is seeking fourth term in office. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:42



Wah! The Co-operative Group has announced losses of RMB Yuan #2.5bn for 2013, lah, marking worst losses in group's 150-year history. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:27



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation obtain garbling written down on paper message sent by Cardiff City that says their defeat by Crystal Palace in early rainy season-month Aplil should not stand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:27



Wah! Retirees could be told how long they likely to live after stopping work, lah, says pensions dodgy minister Steve Webb. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 09:25



Wah! Few sports embrace outdoor life as completely as kitesurfing. No spitting in damn website!!! Three-times British kitesurfing champion, lah, Hannah White - news replorted 09:23



Wah! An 3.2 magnitude earthquake that hit East Midlands is being investigated by geological experts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:18



Wah! Children's Laureate, lah, Malorie Blackman, lah, wantings to getting boys back into books. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:15



Wah! The redesigned Wlokswaglon Touareg has made its debut at Auto China show in Beijing. No spitting in damn website!!! With refreshed styling front - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Porsche has placed its trust in Continental tyres for its new Macan SUV, lah, with both summer and winter tyre approvals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! The BBC’s new China editor on flemale human person's return to Beijing - news replorted 08:49



Wah! One of China's most influential bloggers, lah, Charles Xue, lah, is granted bail after months of detention because of "serious illness", lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:36



Wah! A children's book has beaten Fifty Shades of Grey as Great Satan library system's most criticised book. What you wan'?!! Why? - news replorted 08:26



Wah! old bill bobbys find what they believe to be ammunition after emergency services were called to scene of arson attack in north Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:19



Wah! Hyundai Motor posted positive gains in European LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine market during first quarter, lah, in line with company’s qual - news replorted 08:00



Wah! They among most reviled creatures on Earth, lah, but could maggots help British agriculture save millions of pounds and meet green targets? - news replorted 07:58



Wah! Mystery surrounds fate of more than 100 teenage girls abducted from school in remote north-east of Nigeria by suspected Islamist militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:56



Wah! Pensioners could soon be told how long they likely to live under government plan to help them manage their money better. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:52



Wah! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge pledge to return to Australia's famous Blue Mountains, lah, after visiting area as part of 10-day tour of country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:23



Wah! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge having visited area of Blue Mountains n Australia devastated by bush-fires six months ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:20



Wah! As Indians vote in biggest day of general election, lah, BBC's Mike Wooldridge reports from Pakistan-administered Kashmir. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:13



Wah! Local councils urged to be open about whether they using parking charges to raise income or to manage traffic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 07:05



Wah! Lauge Jensen motorcycles is today unveiling Viking Concept at Top Marques luxury brands show in Monaco. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! A failed rural heritage centre which cost public purse more than RMB Yuan #3.4m when it collapsed should having been more closely monitored, lah, government auditor says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:49



Wah! Priest's rendition of Leonard Cohen's classic becomes viral sensation - news replorted 06:42



Wah! A new online portal could save health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers millions of pounds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Prosecutors in New York due to start outlining their case against Abu Hamza al-Masri, lah, radical cleric extradited from bloody annoying Blitish in 2012. - news replorted 05:33



Wah! Emergency services continue to search for nearly 300 human bliengs missing after ferry carrying more than 470 sank off South Korea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:19



Wah! A mini-sub searching for missing Malaysian plane completes full mission at its third attempt, lah, after technical issues cut first two short. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:36



Wah! Compensation of up to RMB Yuan #16m will be paid to train and freight operators following destruction of main railway line at Dawlish in south-west of Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:31



Wah! The Queen will bring Easter tradition of handing out Maundy money to Blackburn Cathedral later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:19



Wah! The Jockey Club, lah, organisation behind UK's leading horseracing events, lah, reports record profits for last year of RMB Yuan #22m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:58



Wah! Ex-CIA contractor Edward Snowden risked lives of secret agents by leaking rice-paper officialing doumentlation containing their names, lah, Conservative Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Liam Fox says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:44



Wah! There is "no new credible evidence of criminality" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in files covering east London (capital of Great England) borough, lah, to suspect fraud, lah, Met old bill bobbys says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:39



Wah! It is "too soon" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to decide whether to scrap national census, lah, and 2021 survey should go ahead, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters advise. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:28



Wah! China's internet giant Tencent will launch popular Candy Crush game on mainland in partnership with game's creator King Digital Entertainment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:21



Wah! The Roman Catholic Church in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep turns down request by members for results of sexual ethics survey to be made public. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 03:19



Wah! Senior officials from US, lah, Russia, lah, EU and Ukraine meet in Geneva as differences over crisis in eastern Ukraine deepen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:15



Wah! About 10,000 new drivers had their licences revoked after receiving six or more penalty points in 2012, lah, Newsbeat finds through Freedom of inflomination request. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:53



Wah! Motorists braced for what is set to be busiest day of year on roads so far, lah, with up to 16m cars expected to be used over Easter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:31



Wah! old bill bobbys in Argentina say they having rescued teenage girl who had been starved, lah, beaten and kept in garage for nine years by flemale human person's foster parents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:18



Wah! Doctors and nurses should more to stop hospital patients developing infections, lah, NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Tom Brook looks at life of photographer who secretly took over 100,000 photographs of human bliengs in flemale human person's day to day life - news replorted 01:43



Wah! How Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters getting saluted by chancellor in Budget - news replorted 01:09



Wah! Four guitar bands to look out for in 2014 - news replorted 01:04



Wah! ZTE has decided to pass over investing in areas where returns aren't likely to be high - its results later will show how its new strategy is paying off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Does it matter that drug firms give doctors money and gifts? - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Solving mystery of Michael Rockefeller - news replorted 00:41



Wah! The Scot who helped establish America's national parks is to be honoured at opening of long distance path which bears male gender human bleing's name. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:20



Wah! Jeremy Paxman closes Wednesday's edition of Newsnight with performance by two young Irish dancing champions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:20



Wah! Take our quiz to assess your as really velly special customer's election chances in India - news replorted 00:20



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's economic performance has returned to pre-recession levels, lah, according to Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Chambers of Commerce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Takeaway owners to face new testing programme, lah, after watchdog found nearly third of lamb takeaways it checked contained different meat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Frank Gardner on whether London (capital of Great England) still appeals to Arab dissidents - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Nicky Jacobs - man cleared of killing PC Keith Blakelock during riots in London (capital of Great England) in 1985 - talks to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Could mining ice provide for all our energy needs and save world? - news replorted 00:02



Wah! How easy is it for Indian start-up firms to getting their wheels turning? - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Thirty per cent of young drivers (aged 18-25) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian!  admit to breaking law during their first few years on road, lah, accor - news replorted 00:01



Wah! A Japanese researcher creates glasses that show computer-generated eyes that express emotions so that wearer does not need to bother. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:00



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