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Customer Letter: 1495 / 1528
Stewart says...
AUDI Q7AUDI A5 CABRIOLET
Simple and user-friendly process. Both my very recent Audi A5 Cabriolet and the Q7 I had over a year ago from Ling have been great. I will be using Ling again to change the Q7 in 2010. Excellent delivery on both cars.

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Editor Note: Hey, Stewart, you have had £60,000 of cars from me! How good is that? :) You are just brilliant to deal with and always enjoyed your chats. I will look forward to sorting out the Q7 replacement. Thanks for great letter! - Ling



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Stephen says...
HONDA CIVICI can't believe how quick and convenient it was to deal with Ling. This is the first lease car deal I have set up and from the start 'til I received the car Ling was superb. Free money, mints and coffee just added to the deal. Recommending Lings to everyone now. Thanks! Excellent delivery. Arrived on time in great nick.

Stephen Holden
1 Stronsay Court
Broomlands
Irvine
KA11 1HY


Editor Note: What is "great nick"? Guess that means good condition, Stevie, hahaha. Honda Civic is most popular car, also built in UK which is good. Shame no cars are built in your part of Scotland any more. See you in a couple of years! - Ling



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LEXUS ISFirst class service yet again. Our staff engineer was delighted with his car and once again a great and painless experience dealing with your organisation. Delivery of our Lexus IS was excellent.

Martin Welsh
Booth Welsh Automation Ltd
The APL Centre
Stevenston
Ayrshire
KA20 3LR


Editor Note: Martin, you have had a Discovery before, and now a Lexus IS. Your company is an engineering business. Thanks so much for the lovely comments, it means so much to me to have people who come back many times. I try to look after you! You are called "Welsh" but you are Scottish. I'm very confused! Hahaha. - Ling



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CarLing, I found you on the internet by chance. Your quick response to my enquiry was impressive, and your prices were great. At every stage of the transaction, you were extremely helpful and super-efficient! In fact the whole exercise was painless.

I cannot fault your service in any way, and you deserve success. Excellent delivery, the car was very well prepared and clean. I will definitely be back!

Gunnel Caplan
12 Hemphill
Moscow
Galstow
KA4 8PS


Editor Note: Gunnel, well, what a bit of chance! You are now driving around Moscow, topless. Not sure what the local militia will say about that? It was a pleasure to deal with you and as a partner in your own business I take your words seriously. Thanks for finding me :) - Ling



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