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AUDI Q7AUDI A5 CABRIOLET
Simple and user-friendly process. Both my very recent Audi A5 Cabriolet and the Q7 I had over a year ago from Ling have been great. I will be using Ling again to change the Q7 in 2010. Excellent delivery on both cars.

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HONDA CIVICI can't believe how quick and convenient it was to deal with Ling. This is the first lease car deal I have set up and from the start 'til I received the car Ling was superb. Free money, mints and coffee just added to the deal. Recommending Lings to everyone now. Thanks! Excellent delivery. Arrived on time in great nick.

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Editor Note: What is "great nick"? Guess that means good condition, Stevie, hahaha. Honda Civic is most popular car, also built in UK which is good. Shame no cars are built in your part of Scotland any more. See you in a couple of years! - Ling



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LEXUS ISFirst class service yet again. Our staff engineer was delighted with his car and once again a great and painless experience dealing with your organisation. Delivery of our Lexus IS was excellent.

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CarLing, I found you on the internet by chance. Your quick response to my enquiry was impressive, and your prices were great. At every stage of the transaction, you were extremely helpful and super-efficient! In fact the whole exercise was painless.

I cannot fault your service in any way, and you deserve success. Excellent delivery, the car was very well prepared and clean. I will definitely be back!

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Moscow
Galstow
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Editor Note: Gunnel, well, what a bit of chance! You are now driving around Moscow, topless. Not sure what the local militia will say about that? It was a pleasure to deal with you and as a partner in your own business I take your words seriously. Thanks for finding me :) - Ling



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