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Customer Letter: 1358 / 1528
Craig says...
HONDA CIVIC TYPE-RLINGsCARS is a brilliant business. It allows me, as a young professional to have the car I want without the cost of repairs and a car that depreciates in value. Ling was lovely to deal with, speedy responses and a good fun attitude. I am a very happy customer. Excellent delivery, friendly driver, couldn't fault anything.

Craig Lawrence
23 Conner Avenue

Editor Note: Super duper letter, Craig! Thanks so much. You forgot to mention that as a Scottish ethnic you are tight in the money department, so I am sure you appreciated the fast car for slow money! Happy, happy! Your only challenge is insurance cost, but as car was as cheap as deep fried Mars bar, you have plenty of cash left for that. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1152 / 1528
John says...
CITROEN C4 PICASSOI've been Linged! That is, carried through a first experience of renting a car of my choice by Ling Valentine, and made to feel a special customer. Wonderful to feel confidence in every part of the transaction from first enquiry until the prompt delivery of the car as requested.

The service from the dealer regarding supply of my Citroen C4 Picasso was fine. They seemed to sit on the paperwork for transferring my cherished plate to the car (it was actually the DVLA - Ling) which delayed my car a bit.

Good delivery. My Citroen is lovely, drives smoothly and will be economical on fuel, tax and insurance.

John Dougall
17 Haining Place

Editor Note: The delay was the DVLA, Jack, not the dealer. However, your C4 Picasso will certainly be economical on road tax as you get that for free! :) You were a superstar customer, and you sent me many videos, from your webcam. At one stage we were chatting via video back and forth, despite you are a bloody "silver" surfer. It was so cool! I'm so pleased you enjoyed the experience, you were lovely to deal with. Thanks. - Ling

Customer Letter: 789 / 1528
Natalie says...
CarLing has made my first venture into car leasing easy, stress free and most importantly of all fun! I will certainly be returning to Ling in the future for any leasing needs or just crazy words and humour. Thanks Ling for arranging my lovely new Citroen C4.

Natalie V.
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FK8 ***

Editor Note: Well, why not have crazy words, Natalie? Getting a new car should be fun :) Why make it all serious and miserable? I'm so pleased you are happy and hope you enjoy driving around Scotland. - Ling

Customer Letter: 675 / 1528
Lauren says...
CarThe Range Rover Sport is fantastic, Ling. A bit like the deal on it that I got from you.

I hunted everywhere before deciding to lease and I'm so glad I did lease - new car, no hassles. The Range Rover arrived 10 days early, and at 7am!! Yippee! Every part of the service from you was spot-on. Now you need to come to me at Sisters Boutique for some trendy clothes.

Lauren Brown
Sisters Boutique
10 Lint Riggs

Editor Note: Glad to wake you up with a new Range Rover Sport, Lauren. These cars were so cheap, and you took advantage. I give you hyperlink, I hope it helps your new website. You were a bloody super customer. - Ling

Customer Letter: 647 / 1528
Natalie says...
CarHi there Ling,

It's been a couple of weeks now since the car arrived but I just wanted to write and say thanks for making it all so easy for me - especially as it's been my first foray into leasing.

The car's great and I hope after the lease period it all goes as smoothly as arriving! It's been a pleasure dealing with you - it's nice to allow a bit of humour into transaction like this and I shall certainly be recommending you to friends & family alike.

Look forward to dealing with you again in the future.

Natalie V.
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Editor Note: Nat, I just love your name, because it's unusual. Doesn't sound too Scottish! It makes my job easier, no offence to all those "John Smiths". That C4 is a great car, so much spec and gear. Glad you are happy. - Ling

Customer Letter: 585 / 1528
Lauren says...
CarNow, the Range Rover Sport ............ I shall lick it clean every night, it is to die for (so the fuel bill...£78 to fill it today, ouch!). It's a dream to drive and I am delighted I chose it. Great colour, spec etc. I'm driving it down to Manchester and back tomorrow so its gonna get a good run in.

I'm away to log onto your thingy now to see what thats all about, I will do the letter to you soon.

Again, I'm not easily impressed Ling, but you are a star, great website, great business and fantastic service. I got the best deal in the market place and am delighted. I will now become your stalker regarding websites and you will be so pissed off I ever came near you!!!!

Thanks Ling,

Lauren Brown
Sisters Boutique
10 Lint Riggs

Editor Note: Lauren, brilliant! I hope you enjoy posing in your new Range Rover Sport, these cars are REALLY nice. I'm sure even though it has a big fuel tank, it is not as thirsty as my 5mpg nuclear missile truck. Glad you are developing your website, I will gladly give you a link when it is up and running. Enjoy terrorising Scotland (and Manchester) in your new car! - Ling

Customer Letter: 292 / 1528
Fiona says...
 "When you call other leasing companies you get a different call centre person everytime, some of them know what they're doing, and some don't!

When you call Ling, you always speak to Ling herself. She always knows exactly what's going on, and is always very helpful and friendly. I wouldn't consider using another company. And she's got the best deals too!"

Fiona McGregor
28 East Stirling Street
FK12 5HA

Editor Note: Aha, you are in smallest county in Scotland, Fiona! I have so many Scottish customers! My Yorkshire superhusband says it is because Scottish people are nearly as tight as he is, and that they like low prices! Probably, he is right.

With regard to call-centre rubbish, you are exactly right. Why on earth they use these call-centres is beyond me? I think most other companies are quite inefficient, but that is just my opinion. Press 1 to agree, press 2 to disagree, press 3 to hold, press 4 to wait, press 5 to get told a story, press 6 to hold for another five minutes, press 7 to get through to wrong person, press 8 to get disconnected, press 9 to return to this message. Hehehehe. Or press 0191 440 4700 to get me, and to get a very cheap new car! Enjoy nice Nissan Almera, Fiona! - Ling

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Wah! Nato defence dodgy ministers due to hold talks in Brussels, lah, with Russia's growing military involvement in Syria high on agenda. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:54

Wah! Roger McGough calls on publishers to "take chance" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on poetry aimed at children, lah, as National Poetry Day marks its 21st birthday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:43

Wah! The conflict in Syria reflects Europe's failure to act and stokes fears that EU is losing its influence on world stage, lah, says Gavin Hewitt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:23

Wah! Luck, lah, accident and unexpected will all play part, lah, but it will be Europe and economy that will dictate next Conservative leader. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:23

Wah! Is this manga cartoon of six-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Syrian girl racist? - news replorted 01:17

Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation is to argue case for popular shows like Sherlock and Strictly Come Dancing as it responds to government's green paper on its future. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:09

Wah! A supervisor at Michigan fibreglass factory who won $310.5 million (ÂRMB Yuan #203 million) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! says bloody woman quit flemale human person's "nasty, lah, dirty" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) job "on spot". - news replorted 01:08

Wah! The Hit looks at South Africa's crushing 64-0 win over USA at Olympic Stadium to set up quarter-final against either Australia or Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:02

Wah! A senior German intelligence official has told Newsnight that Germany's open-door policy on refugees is fuelling rise in far right. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:58

Wah! Six of most successful Fifa video gamers to feature on YouTube having been targeted by cyber-thieves. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:57

Wah! Thursday's papers having different takes on David Cameron's speech to Conservative Party conference - and there is news on how Jeremy Corbyn may avoid kneeling before Queen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:56

Wah! 'Super Thursday' is now most important day in bloody annoying Blitish publishing industry's calendar, lah, when Christmas books published - with presents accounting for 30% of all books we buy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:50

Wah! Meryl Streep talks about unequal pay in Hollywood and why bloody woman rejects label 'feminist', lah, ahead of upcoming film Suffragette. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:33

Wah! Donald Trump's challenge to planned offshore wind farm goes to United Kingdom's Supreme Court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:32

Wah! A law proposing ban of smoking in cars carrying children is expected to pass its first hurdle in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:30

Wah! Are there any guns in Great Satan that off-limits? - news replorted 00:15

Wah! How illiterate cowherd became Sicilian chef - news replorted 00:15

Wah! Are pickup trucks for big jobs or big egos? - news replorted 00:14

Wah! A blood test can more than halve number of human bliengs admitted to A&E with suspected heart attack, lah, say doctors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:14

Wah! Deutsche capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity has warned investors it will Mandleson privatising post machine system net loss of €6.2bn (ÂRMB Yuan #4.5bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! for third quarter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:13

Wah! Ma Ba Tha monks flex political muscle in Myanmar - news replorted 00:09

Wah! A man who had part of male gender human bleing's home destroyed after tornado hit town in Derbyshire says it changed male gender human bleing's life for better. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:02

Wah! funny shape ball-game can blossom for 2019 World Cup hosts Japan - news replorted 00:01

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