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 Special deal on my SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon, excellent service and great communication. Will deal with Ling again in the future. Ling's staff are great, too. Great freebies, I'm hoping to get to China soon to spend all that free money! Excellent delivery from the dealer, no problems, good communication.

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