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Customer Letter: 1411 / 1528
Peter says...
AUDI A3My Audi A3 is the second car I've had from Ling - she is absolutely unbeatable for value. As a bonus her customer service is excellent with a whacky sense of humour thrown in for good measure. Excellent delivery... My new Audi A3 was supplied on time and all explained by the charming chap.

Peter Wright
130 Kings Hall Road
Beckenham
BR3 1LN


Editor Note: Another repeat customer! And such a great job - you build tunnels for trains! Very butch occupation, Peter. Like a mole. Maybe that is why you wanted a black car? Hahaha! Anyway, enjoy the bloody A3, great car for a great customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1104 / 1528
Douglas says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOLing does everything it says on the web. Helpful informative and no nonsense (except for the Lingo). Excellent service. Excellent delivery. My Fiat Grande Punto was delivered on time, in best condition.

Douglas Green
66 Haven Close
Swanley
BR87JZ


Editor Note: Hahahaha, my LINGO has lots of nonsense and toys, these are designed to stop you getting bored while you are waiting for your car, Dougie. You don't HAVE to click on that stuff, but you do get free goodies if you do :). Glad you are dead pleased with your new Punto. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1078 / 1528
Daren says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERFantastic all round experience, and the vehicle is just great. We have since used Lingscars.com to order a second car and would recommend to many more. Good delivery on the C-Crosser.

Daren Pool
Triple Star Fire Ltd
Bencewell Business Centre
Oakley Road
Bromley
BR2 8HG


Editor Note: Daren, I have given you hyperlink for lovely short letter! I drove one of these C-Crossers in China, this year! Very nice. Thanks so much for kind words and for new order. You are lovely to deal with. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 819 / 1528
Heather says...
CarThe Kia Magentis has arrived and we are extremely pleased with it. I'm out showing it off to my brother! Just one thing though, the car arrived unwashed so had to go to the car wash straight away, which the very nice man who delivered it dealt with once Brian showed him where the car wash was. Brian then did the one thing that I'm sure lots of people (or husbands) do, signed the paperwork while waiting to go into the car wash without checking it over. Just to let you know there is a very slight dent over the rear drivers side wheel arch. I know you warned us not to do this but... anyway just so its on record.

Dent

I would love to leave positive feedback etc on blog or forum for you. Is there any in particular I should log on to. Once again thank you so much for such a straightforward transaction. For people like me who are intimidated by car dealerships this is the perfect solution. Be back in two years!

Heather P***
name and address withheld due to embarassment over dent inspection! :)
Orpington
BR5 ***


Editor Note: Heather, well... can I use this as a small lesson for my customers? Cars should always be checked BEFORE you sign the delivery note :) ...I will do my best to get this dent fixed as soon as you send me a digital photo of it. But I can't promise, you know the dealership will deny it. However, glad you are pleased and does everyone know you got an £18k car for just £170 a month??? WOW! Fantastic, plus it is V6 Auto! Badge snobs take note! I have complained about the "unwashed" bit, but in early Feb, sometimes they do get dirty on the route.

Heather replied again:
(Many thanks Ling for all your patience and time. You have been highly recommended to everyone that knows I have a new car. P.S. - just for the record I don't blame the delivery guy in any way and am still highly delighted with the car, dent or no dent. Can't say that enough. Regards once again, Heather.) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 764 / 1528
David says...
Carmmmm....

Initially OK, but became a bit frustrating getting one-word answers to queries and communications. Great website though. Excellent delivery of my Mini One.

David Lomax
Bagga MensWear
14 High Street
Chislehurst
BR7 5AN


Editor Note: David, Wah! Hmmm, glad you are pleased with the Mini, but I think you are wrong about the one-word replies. I try to be accurate and to the point, though. Here is a bit of my side of our communications... just to prove to everyone I am not so terrible :)... plus you sent me a lovely bag! Thanks :)

Hi David, Your car is in stock now. Reg: RJ57 ***. We can offer delivery on 15/10/2007. Please confirm if its ok and to where? Please also give a contact name and number, just in case. I have attached delivery information for your reference. Please read it before taking delivery of your vehicle. Regards Ling Valentine

Dave, I have requested the reg for you. When they get back to me I will let you know :o) Regards Ling

Dave, The car is not due to the dealer till the 30th of September :o) Regards Ling

Dave, Your car is due to land at the dealer on the 30th of September. Hope this helps :o)Regards Ling

My table tennis stuff just fits :)))) Ling

Hi Dave, Thanks a lot! Got the bag today. Its lovely :-) Cheers Ling Valentine

David, I got your docs back in the post, just to let you know. Thanks. Please wait, I send to the finance company for them to make sure everything is OK, and then we give the release to the dealership. I will be in touch.

WoW!!!!! :) Ling

Dave, Done. (ref to adding hyperlink for you) http://www.lingscars.com/links.php, Ling

David, Documents are in the post to you! You should get them tomorrow. If not, please panic. Regards, Ling.

David, The finance company have just got back to me. They said: Please can you confirm what the colour is we only do astro black not dark grey? Please can you e-mail/ fax ??? Thanks!! Regards Ling.

No worries, I have sent your order to the dealer. I told the dealer to get whichever one is the quickest. Regards Ling Valentine.

Hi Dave, I will send it to the dealer now. Any problem, I will let you know. Ling Valentine

I have attached the email I sent you yesterday. The cancelled car is gone. Sorry. Ling Valentine

As on the website. £179.99 + VAT per mth... I don't know if the car is still there now... The mini coopers are too hot. Regards Ling Valentine

I did. But I can't do a cooper for Mini One hatch's price. Sorry. Ling Valentine

Hi Dave, The dealer just had a cancellation for a cooper: MINIC COOPER ASTRO BLACK - METALLIC CLOTH COSMOS BLACK ROOF IN BODY COLOUR Is it any good? Ling Valentine

Dave, Cooper is £211.38 per mth incl vat. Its more expensive than the mini one. Regards Ling Valentine

Hi Dave, Shall I bin the order form? Unless you want to wait for a factory order, I really can't get a mini so quick. Regards Ling Valentine

...and there was lots more, prior to this. I hope you agree, a bit more than one word... :) As sweet gift, I give you another hyperlink, above :) - Ling




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Customer Letter: 665 / 1528
Julie says...
CarExcellent service throughout. First time of leasing for me, but would highly recommend. Lead-in time for my black BMW Z4 was worth the wait - Ling kept me informed all the way - the car even arrived with my private reg! FANTASTIC. Good delivery by a nice guy who was punctual and went through all the controls.

Julie Jarrett
6 Sunnyhurst
Darwen
BR3 1JX


Editor Note: Awwwwww, I wanted a Z4, Julie, but as I need 4-seats when my mum and dad come to visit from China, I had to grab a 4-seat convertible - an Audi A4 for myself. BMWs can be a while, especially if you want a colour not in stock. So pleased you were happy with my service, it means a lot as you are a Manager with a bank. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 512 / 1528
Gulen says...
 "Although at times it seemed that I was never going to get my Citroen C2 (probably my own impatience), all in all a VERY good service. Would recommend Ling all day long, especially her prices - it's much cheaper than buying. On delivery day, my new car was waiting for me when I got to work - GREAT!"

Gulen Emirali
Aquata
19 Ravenswood Crescent
West Wickham
BR4 0JH


Editor Note: Gulen, you were not mistaken - your car did take longer than it should have. Reason? The bloody French. There was a strike at the factory! Bloody communists! Hehehe. What could I do? Here is what Citroen UK say, in an internal memo I sneaked... it is funny as hell (unless you are waiting for your car):

Internal Citroen UK Memo:     ...(lists of chassis numbers - Ling)...     
"...As the above information is about as much use as a chocolate teapot (!!!) I will try and explain a little further... C2 and C3 (production - Ling) were originally delayed due to a factory strike. At first Paris so very kindly forgot to mention the strike (to Citroen UK - Ling) this threw out our computer systems and meant we were provided with inaccurate hand-over dates (from Citroen France to Citroen UK - Ling) and we were unaware of the inaccuracies. As a result some of the inaccurate dates were relayed to dealers. So; this is probably your first source of disinformation. Second, and most unlike the French (hehehe - Ling), another company - this time the one who provide the seats - went on strike. Hence delay number 2 and yet more confusion. The vehicles are most likely built, at least the majority, but they have not yet been assigned chassis as they have no seats!!! The good news is the seat company are no longer on strike. What would be really helpful to you now would be for me to provide a date when they will be with you, but unfortunately, we just do not know!! I have spoken to the supply manager responsible for C2 and he is unsure of how they are arranging the fitting of the seats to the cars i.e. what order they will be completed. The only communication from the factory is they'll be up to speed by the end of the month. In best case scenario, as you have been given the first chassis, the rest should all follow relatively quickly, but we just do not know. The vehicles will not be with you for week beginning 13th as they will be hitting Calais first and then start their journey. When they will hit Calais is anybody's guess. I know in total this e-mail has not been much help but we just can't accurately predict a delivery date for these vehicles as yet. Hopefully, in a week or so, the situation will become clearer and then we may be of more use!!"

Hope you can see that when even the bloody factory or importer has no clue what is happening, sometimes I am slightly out of control on deliveries. You must be philosophical! These are only cars. No-one dies, it is not life and death. These are only metal boxes with wheels! So chill (as you did, Gulen - good boy!)... - Ling




Letter
Customer Letter: 279 / 1528
Jamie says...
CarLing is a refreshingly different contact for arranging car contract hire. I felt all along that I had the personal touch (OOOh-errr! Note I am not bloody Beijing Massagie - Ling) - and the Chinese Polo mints were nice, too. My Mazda RX-8 is a delight to drive, and at a great price, plus the delivery driver was a very knowledgeable and friendly chap. The dealer was excellent. So; many thanks and I look forward to dealing with Ling in the future.

Jamie Taylor
20 Britten Lodge
Fair Acres
Bromley
BR2 9BT


Editor Note: I have been told I am one of UK top-sellers of Mazda RX-8. I have sold 25 in last month! Wow. So glad you are happy with your car, Jamie; zoom, zoom, zoom down to local petrol station, they will become your best friend! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 145 / 1528
Michael says...
CarLing is very very good at returning calls. Good communication and good value, too!

Michael Garcia
404 Blandford Road
Beckenham
BR3 4NN


Editor Note: Question to hang in air: Why are so many other companies BAD at returning calls, why do I seem good, just to do normal job??? Enjoy Picasso, Michael - Ling



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Wah! The Ukrainian president declares day of national mourning as death toll from gas blast in coal mine reaches 32, lah, with one still missing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! Airline Flybe is to operate new routes flying from Cardiff Airport, lah, creating 50 new jobs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! Patients' could be at risk as ambulance crews lose 40,000 hours year waiting outside hospital emergency units, lah, assembly members told. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:32



Wah! A new study claim (always claiming, huh?) Troubles linked to half cases of mental health issues in Northern Ireland, lah, new report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:24



Wah! The Irish National Teachers Organisation says vote by its members clears way for industrial action, lah, including strike. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! Two German nationals sentenced to caning and nine months in jail in Singapore for vandalism and trespassing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:10



Wah! Hillary Clinton responds to growing controversy over flemale human person's emails when bloody woman was Great Satan secretary of state by urging officials to swiftly release them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:08



Wah! A man convicted in USA of trans-Atlantic terror plot including attack in Manchester was wrongly released in UK, lah, former detective says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:58



Wah! The stepbrother of missing 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Becky Watts is due to appear at Bristol Magistrates Court charged with flemale human person's murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:57



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's World Cup hopes ended by Bangladesh, lah, despite Kyle Coetzer's record-breaking innings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:52



Wah! A new set of first class stamps is issued featuring 10 of UK's most dramatic bridges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:50



Wah! The 1959 plane crash that claimed lives of three rock 'n' roll stars, lah, including Buddy Holly, lah, could be investigated afresh by Great Satan transport safety experts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:27



Wah! The world's biggest restaurant chain, lah, McDonald's, lah, will stop Great Satan purchases of chicken injected with antibiotics important to human medicine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:25



Wah! A think tank says government should invest RMB Yuan #15bn in Transport for London-style body for north of Province of Engrish running-dogs to revitalise transport links. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:22



Wah! The leader of Zetas drugs cartel, lah, notorious for its violence, lah, has been arrested in Mexico by security forces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:21



Wah! More than 900 patients in West of Province of Engrish running-dogs had surgery cancelled for non-medical reasons in first two weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) of year, lah, figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 05:17



Wah! People affected by river flooding worldwide could triple by 2030, lah, with climate change and population growth main factors, lah, says new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:14



Wah! Australian PM Tony Abbott says massive search for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 cannot "go on at this intensity forever". - news replorted 03:56



Wah! A businessman spent RMB Yuan #10,000 hiring private detective to find killer of male gender human bleing's daughter's kitten amid claim (always claiming, huh?) old bill bobbys "failed to investigate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 03:51



Wah! The effort to build synchrotron - large accelerator that generates X-rays for research - in Africa is gaining momentum, lah, Great Satan conference hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:44



Wah! China's Premier Li Keqiang unveils lower growth target and vows tighter environmental controls as bloody man opens parliament's annual session. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:40



Wah! The Smithsonian museum group in Washington DC has banned fashionable photography aid, lah, selfie stick, lah, to "protect visitors" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in crowded conditions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:09



Wah! The Conservatives considering limiting child benefit to three children, lah, move which could save RMB Yuan #300m year in long term, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:44



Wah! Asian markets traded mostly lower on Thursday with focus on China after government set its official growth target at 7% for this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:17



Wah! Women from most conservative region of Pakistan training to fight Taliban on frontline. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:05



Wah! What impact has Lean In had on women? - news replorted 02:01



Wah! Even party faithful starting to question presidency of Nicolas Maduro, lah, as protests and economic instability grips country, lah, says Will Grant. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! Why does famous Selma bridge bear name of KKK leader? - news replorted 01:39



Wah! China, lah, world's second-largest economy, lah, has set its growth target at about 7% for this year, lah, government said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Are viral internet parodies of militants cause for concern? - news replorted 01:19



Wah! Why there so few disabled models on catwalk? - news replorted 01:09



Wah! The crash that has forced Fernando Alonso to miss season-opening Australian Grand Prix has still not been fully explained. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:53



Wah! Billions of human bliengs having untreated tooth decay across globe, lah, international study has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Plumbers and heating engineers should join with GPs and care staff in tackling problems caused by cold homes, lah, health experts say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Head teachers warn overhaul of exam system is likely to cause significant problems for schools. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! The Congressional committee investigating 2012 Great Satan Benghazi embassy attack subpoenas former Secretary of State Hilary Clinton's emails. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:44



Wah! Why Russian imperialism is velly damn good boiled chicken-feet - according to viral video - news replorted 00:43



Wah! When state dictated look of dresses - news replorted 00:39



Wah! What lies behind Nobel Peace chairman's demotion? - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Where did word 'hustings' come from? - news replorted 00:22



Wah! How Iran's revolution let feminist genie out of its bottle - news replorted 00:21



Wah! The Large Hadron Collider is gearing up for its revamped second run, lah, and its physicists wanting this next round of collisions to shake their discipline to its core. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Manchester City boss Manuel Pellegrini says Vincent Kompany was dropped for win over Leicester to freshen up side. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Eddie Jordan explains male gender human bleing's absence from Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation F1 launch from top of mountain, lah, and looks ahead to new season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! The House of Lords EU Committee calls for drone register to be set up which owners of unmanned aircraft would having to join. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! The curious case of Leah Palmer - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Four secondary ticket-selling websites having agreed to be more transparent, lah, following pressure from Competition and Markets Authority (CMA). - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Is wind power now coming of age? - news replorted 00:01



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