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Customer Letter: 1411 / 1527
Peter says...
 My Audi A3 is the second car I've had from Ling - she is absolutely unbeatable for value. As a bonus her customer service is excellent with a whacky sense of humour thrown in for good measure. Excellent delivery... My new Audi A3 was supplied on time and all explained by the charming chap.

Peter Wright
130 Kings Hall Road
Beckenham
BR3 1LN


Editor Note: Another repeat customer! And such a great job - you build tunnels for trains! Very butch occupation, Peter. Like a mole. Maybe that is why you wanted a black car? Hahaha! Anyway, enjoy the bloody A3, great car for a great customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1104 / 1527
Douglas says...
 Ling does everything it says on the web. Helpful informative and no nonsense (except for the Lingo). Excellent service. Excellent delivery. My Fiat Grande Punto was delivered on time, in best condition.

Douglas Green
66 Haven Close
Swanley
BR87JZ


Editor Note: Hahahaha, my LINGO has lots of nonsense and toys, these are designed to stop you getting bored while you are waiting for your car, Dougie. You don't HAVE to click on that stuff, but you do get free goodies if you do :). Glad you are dead pleased with your new Punto. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1078 / 1527
Daren says...
 Fantastic all round experience, and the vehicle is just great. We have since used Lingscars.com to order a second car and would recommend to many more. Good delivery on the C-Crosser.

Daren Pool
Triple Star Fire Ltd
Bencewell Business Centre
Oakley Road
Bromley
BR2 8HG


Editor Note: Daren, I have given you hyperlink for lovely short letter! I drove one of these C-Crossers in China, this year! Very nice. Thanks so much for kind words and for new order. You are lovely to deal with. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 819 / 1527
Heather says...
CarThe Kia Magentis has arrived and we are extremely pleased with it. I'm out showing it off to my brother! Just one thing though, the car arrived unwashed so had to go to the car wash straight away, which the very nice man who delivered it dealt with once Brian showed him where the car wash was. Brian then did the one thing that I'm sure lots of people (or husbands) do, signed the paperwork while waiting to go into the car wash without checking it over. Just to let you know there is a very slight dent over the rear drivers side wheel arch. I know you warned us not to do this but... anyway just so its on record.

Dent

I would love to leave positive feedback etc on blog or forum for you. Is there any in particular I should log on to. Once again thank you so much for such a straightforward transaction. For people like me who are intimidated by car dealerships this is the perfect solution. Be back in two years!

Heather P***
name and address withheld due to embarassment over dent inspection! :)
Orpington
BR5 ***


Editor Note: Heather, well... can I use this as a small lesson for my customers? Cars should always be checked BEFORE you sign the delivery note :) ...I will do my best to get this dent fixed as soon as you send me a digital photo of it. But I can't promise, you know the dealership will deny it. However, glad you are pleased and does everyone know you got an £18k car for just £170 a month??? WOW! Fantastic, plus it is V6 Auto! Badge snobs take note! I have complained about the "unwashed" bit, but in early Feb, sometimes they do get dirty on the route.

Heather replied again:
(Many thanks Ling for all your patience and time. You have been highly recommended to everyone that knows I have a new car. P.S. - just for the record I don't blame the delivery guy in any way and am still highly delighted with the car, dent or no dent. Can't say that enough. Regards once again, Heather.) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 764 / 1527
David says...
Carmmmm....

Initially OK, but became a bit frustrating getting one-word answers to queries and communications. Great website though. Excellent delivery of my Mini One.

David Lomax
Bagga MensWear
14 High Street
Chislehurst
BR7 5AN


Editor Note: David, Wah! Hmmm, glad you are pleased with the Mini, but I think you are wrong about the one-word replies. I try to be accurate and to the point, though. Here is a bit of my side of our communications... just to prove to everyone I am not so terrible :)... plus you sent me a lovely bag! Thanks :)

Hi David, Your car is in stock now. Reg: RJ57 ***. We can offer delivery on 15/10/2007. Please confirm if its ok and to where? Please also give a contact name and number, just in case. I have attached delivery information for your reference. Please read it before taking delivery of your vehicle. Regards Ling Valentine

Dave, I have requested the reg for you. When they get back to me I will let you know :o) Regards Ling

Dave, The car is not due to the dealer till the 30th of September :o) Regards Ling

Dave, Your car is due to land at the dealer on the 30th of September. Hope this helps :o)Regards Ling

My table tennis stuff just fits :)))) Ling

Hi Dave, Thanks a lot! Got the bag today. Its lovely :-) Cheers Ling Valentine

David, I got your docs back in the post, just to let you know. Thanks. Please wait, I send to the finance company for them to make sure everything is OK, and then we give the release to the dealership. I will be in touch.

WoW!!!!! :) Ling

Dave, Done. (ref to adding hyperlink for you) http://www.lingscars.com/links.php, Ling

David, Documents are in the post to you! You should get them tomorrow. If not, please panic. Regards, Ling.

David, The finance company have just got back to me. They said: Please can you confirm what the colour is we only do astro black not dark grey? Please can you e-mail/ fax ??? Thanks!! Regards Ling.

No worries, I have sent your order to the dealer. I told the dealer to get whichever one is the quickest. Regards Ling Valentine.

Hi Dave, I will send it to the dealer now. Any problem, I will let you know. Ling Valentine

I have attached the email I sent you yesterday. The cancelled car is gone. Sorry. Ling Valentine

As on the website. £179.99 + VAT per mth... I don't know if the car is still there now... The mini coopers are too hot. Regards Ling Valentine

I did. But I can't do a cooper for Mini One hatch's price. Sorry. Ling Valentine

Hi Dave, The dealer just had a cancellation for a cooper: MINIC COOPER ASTRO BLACK - METALLIC CLOTH COSMOS BLACK ROOF IN BODY COLOUR Is it any good? Ling Valentine

Dave, Cooper is £211.38 per mth incl vat. Its more expensive than the mini one. Regards Ling Valentine

Hi Dave, Shall I bin the order form? Unless you want to wait for a factory order, I really can't get a mini so quick. Regards Ling Valentine

...and there was lots more, prior to this. I hope you agree, a bit more than one word... :) As sweet gift, I give you another hyperlink, above :) - Ling




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Customer Letter: 665 / 1527
Julie says...
CarExcellent service throughout. First time of leasing for me, but would highly recommend. Lead-in time for my black BMW Z4 was worth the wait - Ling kept me informed all the way - the car even arrived with my private reg! FANTASTIC. Good delivery by a nice guy who was punctual and went through all the controls.

Julie Jarrett
6 Sunnyhurst
Darwen
BR3 1JX


Editor Note: Awwwwww, I wanted a Z4, Julie, but as I need 4-seats when my mum and dad come to visit from China, I had to grab a 4-seat convertible - an Audi A4 for myself. BMWs can be a while, especially if you want a colour not in stock. So pleased you were happy with my service, it means a lot as you are a Manager with a bank. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 512 / 1527
Gulen says...
 "Although at times it seemed that I was never going to get my Citroen C2 (probably my own impatience), all in all a VERY good service. Would recommend Ling all day long, especially her prices - it's much cheaper than buying. On delivery day, my new car was waiting for me when I got to work - GREAT!"

Gulen Emirali
Aquata
19 Ravenswood Crescent
West Wickham
BR4 0JH


Editor Note: Gulen, you were not mistaken - your car did take longer than it should have. Reason? The bloody French. There was a strike at the factory! Bloody communists! Hehehe. What could I do? Here is what Citroen UK say, in an internal memo I sneaked... it is funny as hell (unless you are waiting for your car):

Internal Citroen UK Memo:     ...(lists of chassis numbers - Ling)...     
"...As the above information is about as much use as a chocolate teapot (!!!) I will try and explain a little further... C2 and C3 (production - Ling) were originally delayed due to a factory strike. At first Paris so very kindly forgot to mention the strike (to Citroen UK - Ling) this threw out our computer systems and meant we were provided with inaccurate hand-over dates (from Citroen France to Citroen UK - Ling) and we were unaware of the inaccuracies. As a result some of the inaccurate dates were relayed to dealers. So; this is probably your first source of disinformation. Second, and most unlike the French (hehehe - Ling), another company - this time the one who provide the seats - went on strike. Hence delay number 2 and yet more confusion. The vehicles are most likely built, at least the majority, but they have not yet been assigned chassis as they have no seats!!! The good news is the seat company are no longer on strike. What would be really helpful to you now would be for me to provide a date when they will be with you, but unfortunately, we just do not know!! I have spoken to the supply manager responsible for C2 and he is unsure of how they are arranging the fitting of the seats to the cars i.e. what order they will be completed. The only communication from the factory is they'll be up to speed by the end of the month. In best case scenario, as you have been given the first chassis, the rest should all follow relatively quickly, but we just do not know. The vehicles will not be with you for week beginning 13th as they will be hitting Calais first and then start their journey. When they will hit Calais is anybody's guess. I know in total this e-mail has not been much help but we just can't accurately predict a delivery date for these vehicles as yet. Hopefully, in a week or so, the situation will become clearer and then we may be of more use!!"

Hope you can see that when even the bloody factory or importer has no clue what is happening, sometimes I am slightly out of control on deliveries. You must be philosophical! These are only cars. No-one dies, it is not life and death. These are only metal boxes with wheels! So chill (as you did, Gulen - good boy!)... - Ling




Letter
Customer Letter: 279 / 1527
Jamie says...
CarLing is a refreshingly different contact for arranging car contract hire. I felt all along that I had the personal touch (OOOh-errr! Note I am not bloody Beijing Massagie - Ling) - and the Chinese Polo mints were nice, too. My Mazda RX-8 is a delight to drive, and at a great price, plus the delivery driver was a very knowledgeable and friendly chap. The dealer was excellent. So; many thanks and I look forward to dealing with Ling in the future.

Jamie Taylor
20 Britten Lodge
Fair Acres
Bromley
BR2 9BT


Editor Note: I have been told I am one of UK top-sellers of Mazda RX-8. I have sold 25 in last month! Wow. So glad you are happy with your car, Jamie; zoom, zoom, zoom down to local petrol station, they will become your best friend! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 145 / 1527
Michael says...
CarLing is very very good at returning calls. Good communication and good value, too!

Michael Garcia
404 Blandford Road
Beckenham
BR3 4NN


Editor Note: Question to hang in air: Why are so many other companies BAD at returning calls, why do I seem good, just to do normal job??? Enjoy Picasso, Michael - Ling



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Wah! The low-tech solution helping to preserve ice grotto in Switzerland's Rhone Glacier. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:36



Wah! Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte compares male gender human bleing's anti-drug campaign to Holocaust, lah, saying bloody man would be happy to kill as many drug addicts as Hitler did Jews. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:35



Wah! But in video documenting what they call "life-changing" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) summer, lah, band's told Newsbeat this is "just start". - news replorted 05:44



Wah! Nico Rosberg heads Lewis Hamilton by nearly half second in first practice at Malaysian Grand Prix. - news replorted 04:39



Wah! World leaders including Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama and Palestine's Mahmoud Abbas in Israel for funeral of Shimon Peres, lah, one of country's founding fathers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:35



Wah! One in six young human bliengs munchy-munchee fast food twice day, lah, according to survey of nation's eating habits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:49



Wah! Introducing female puppet to Sooty's TV show in 1960s was so controversial that Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation director general had to step in, lah, documentary reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:09



Wah! A raucous, lah, partisan atmosphere is expected in Minnesota as Great Satan try to beat Europe in Ryder Cup for first clock time result since 2008, lah, writes Tom Fordyce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:32



Wah! The story behind suicide of two teenage girls in France opens intense debate about how teenagers treat each other and how they looked after at school. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:21



Wah! The Daily Telegraph makes more allegations about financial dealings in football, lah, while in other news restaurants told to slim down size of their puddings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:01



Wah! The Shires made history when they became first British country band to score top 10 album - but can they repeat that success on other side of Atlantic with their new record, lah, my velly own damn Universe? - news replorted 00:36



Wah! As Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama's clock time result at White House draws to end, lah, film-makers turning their attention to male gender human bleing's early life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:35



Wah! The Magazine's weekly quiz of news, lah, 7 days 7 questions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:31



Wah! As Colombians decide whether to accept ceasefire with Farc, lah, look at work of photographer Jesus Abad Colorado Lopez. - news replorted 00:22



Wah! Grace Livingstone reports on how row about proposed changes to number of museums in Argentina highlights divisions about how years of military rule should be remembered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! Birmingham is bidding to be host city of 2026 Commonwealth Games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Business email fraud is on rise, lah, with fraudsters persuading staff to pay bogus invoices and make wire transfers under false pretences. Eating rice!! Can tech foil fraudsters? - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The Russian government has been giving away free land in Far East of country. You give me happy happy luck luck. scheme has been rolling out - but not without its problems. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Businesses in property hotspots about to see their rates rise, lah, whilst those in areas where property prices having fallen will see their bills go down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! People in their early 30s "only half as wealthy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as those now in their 40s were at same age, lah, report finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! To mark 50 years of Botswana's independence, lah, Alexander McCall Smith writes exclusive short story featuring male gender human bleing's lady detectives. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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