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Customer Letter: 1411 / 1528
Peter says...
AUDI A3My Audi A3 is the second car I've had from Ling - she is absolutely unbeatable for value. As a bonus her customer service is excellent with a whacky sense of humour thrown in for good measure. Excellent delivery... My new Audi A3 was supplied on time and all explained by the charming chap.

Peter Wright
130 Kings Hall Road
Beckenham
BR3 1LN


Editor Note: Another repeat customer! And such a great job - you build tunnels for trains! Very butch occupation, Peter. Like a mole. Maybe that is why you wanted a black car? Hahaha! Anyway, enjoy the bloody A3, great car for a great customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1104 / 1528
Douglas says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOLing does everything it says on the web. Helpful informative and no nonsense (except for the Lingo). Excellent service. Excellent delivery. My Fiat Grande Punto was delivered on time, in best condition.

Douglas Green
66 Haven Close
Swanley
BR87JZ


Editor Note: Hahahaha, my LINGO has lots of nonsense and toys, these are designed to stop you getting bored while you are waiting for your car, Dougie. You don't HAVE to click on that stuff, but you do get free goodies if you do :). Glad you are dead pleased with your new Punto. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1078 / 1528
Daren says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERFantastic all round experience, and the vehicle is just great. We have since used Lingscars.com to order a second car and would recommend to many more. Good delivery on the C-Crosser.

Daren Pool
Triple Star Fire Ltd
Bencewell Business Centre
Oakley Road
Bromley
BR2 8HG


Editor Note: Daren, I have given you hyperlink for lovely short letter! I drove one of these C-Crossers in China, this year! Very nice. Thanks so much for kind words and for new order. You are lovely to deal with. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 819 / 1528
Heather says...
CarThe Kia Magentis has arrived and we are extremely pleased with it. I'm out showing it off to my brother! Just one thing though, the car arrived unwashed so had to go to the car wash straight away, which the very nice man who delivered it dealt with once Brian showed him where the car wash was. Brian then did the one thing that I'm sure lots of people (or husbands) do, signed the paperwork while waiting to go into the car wash without checking it over. Just to let you know there is a very slight dent over the rear drivers side wheel arch. I know you warned us not to do this but... anyway just so its on record.

Dent

I would love to leave positive feedback etc on blog or forum for you. Is there any in particular I should log on to. Once again thank you so much for such a straightforward transaction. For people like me who are intimidated by car dealerships this is the perfect solution. Be back in two years!

Heather P***
name and address withheld due to embarassment over dent inspection! :)
Orpington
BR5 ***


Editor Note: Heather, well... can I use this as a small lesson for my customers? Cars should always be checked BEFORE you sign the delivery note :) ...I will do my best to get this dent fixed as soon as you send me a digital photo of it. But I can't promise, you know the dealership will deny it. However, glad you are pleased and does everyone know you got an £18k car for just £170 a month??? WOW! Fantastic, plus it is V6 Auto! Badge snobs take note! I have complained about the "unwashed" bit, but in early Feb, sometimes they do get dirty on the route.

Heather replied again:
(Many thanks Ling for all your patience and time. You have been highly recommended to everyone that knows I have a new car. P.S. - just for the record I don't blame the delivery guy in any way and am still highly delighted with the car, dent or no dent. Can't say that enough. Regards once again, Heather.) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 764 / 1528
David says...
Carmmmm....

Initially OK, but became a bit frustrating getting one-word answers to queries and communications. Great website though. Excellent delivery of my Mini One.

David Lomax
Bagga MensWear
14 High Street
Chislehurst
BR7 5AN


Editor Note: David, Wah! Hmmm, glad you are pleased with the Mini, but I think you are wrong about the one-word replies. I try to be accurate and to the point, though. Here is a bit of my side of our communications... just to prove to everyone I am not so terrible :)... plus you sent me a lovely bag! Thanks :)

Hi David, Your car is in stock now. Reg: RJ57 ***. We can offer delivery on 15/10/2007. Please confirm if its ok and to where? Please also give a contact name and number, just in case. I have attached delivery information for your reference. Please read it before taking delivery of your vehicle. Regards Ling Valentine

Dave, I have requested the reg for you. When they get back to me I will let you know :o) Regards Ling

Dave, The car is not due to the dealer till the 30th of September :o) Regards Ling

Dave, Your car is due to land at the dealer on the 30th of September. Hope this helps :o)Regards Ling

My table tennis stuff just fits :)))) Ling

Hi Dave, Thanks a lot! Got the bag today. Its lovely :-) Cheers Ling Valentine

David, I got your docs back in the post, just to let you know. Thanks. Please wait, I send to the finance company for them to make sure everything is OK, and then we give the release to the dealership. I will be in touch.

WoW!!!!! :) Ling

Dave, Done. (ref to adding hyperlink for you) http://www.lingscars.com/links.php, Ling

David, Documents are in the post to you! You should get them tomorrow. If not, please panic. Regards, Ling.

David, The finance company have just got back to me. They said: Please can you confirm what the colour is we only do astro black not dark grey? Please can you e-mail/ fax ??? Thanks!! Regards Ling.

No worries, I have sent your order to the dealer. I told the dealer to get whichever one is the quickest. Regards Ling Valentine.

Hi Dave, I will send it to the dealer now. Any problem, I will let you know. Ling Valentine

I have attached the email I sent you yesterday. The cancelled car is gone. Sorry. Ling Valentine

As on the website. £179.99 + VAT per mth... I don't know if the car is still there now... The mini coopers are too hot. Regards Ling Valentine

I did. But I can't do a cooper for Mini One hatch's price. Sorry. Ling Valentine

Hi Dave, The dealer just had a cancellation for a cooper: MINIC COOPER ASTRO BLACK - METALLIC CLOTH COSMOS BLACK ROOF IN BODY COLOUR Is it any good? Ling Valentine

Dave, Cooper is £211.38 per mth incl vat. Its more expensive than the mini one. Regards Ling Valentine

Hi Dave, Shall I bin the order form? Unless you want to wait for a factory order, I really can't get a mini so quick. Regards Ling Valentine

...and there was lots more, prior to this. I hope you agree, a bit more than one word... :) As sweet gift, I give you another hyperlink, above :) - Ling




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Customer Letter: 665 / 1528
Julie says...
CarExcellent service throughout. First time of leasing for me, but would highly recommend. Lead-in time for my black BMW Z4 was worth the wait - Ling kept me informed all the way - the car even arrived with my private reg! FANTASTIC. Good delivery by a nice guy who was punctual and went through all the controls.

Julie Jarrett
6 Sunnyhurst
Darwen
BR3 1JX


Editor Note: Awwwwww, I wanted a Z4, Julie, but as I need 4-seats when my mum and dad come to visit from China, I had to grab a 4-seat convertible - an Audi A4 for myself. BMWs can be a while, especially if you want a colour not in stock. So pleased you were happy with my service, it means a lot as you are a Manager with a bank. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 512 / 1528
Gulen says...
 "Although at times it seemed that I was never going to get my Citroen C2 (probably my own impatience), all in all a VERY good service. Would recommend Ling all day long, especially her prices - it's much cheaper than buying. On delivery day, my new car was waiting for me when I got to work - GREAT!"

Gulen Emirali
Aquata
19 Ravenswood Crescent
West Wickham
BR4 0JH


Editor Note: Gulen, you were not mistaken - your car did take longer than it should have. Reason? The bloody French. There was a strike at the factory! Bloody communists! Hehehe. What could I do? Here is what Citroen UK say, in an internal memo I sneaked... it is funny as hell (unless you are waiting for your car):

Internal Citroen UK Memo:     ...(lists of chassis numbers - Ling)...     
"...As the above information is about as much use as a chocolate teapot (!!!) I will try and explain a little further... C2 and C3 (production - Ling) were originally delayed due to a factory strike. At first Paris so very kindly forgot to mention the strike (to Citroen UK - Ling) this threw out our computer systems and meant we were provided with inaccurate hand-over dates (from Citroen France to Citroen UK - Ling) and we were unaware of the inaccuracies. As a result some of the inaccurate dates were relayed to dealers. So; this is probably your first source of disinformation. Second, and most unlike the French (hehehe - Ling), another company - this time the one who provide the seats - went on strike. Hence delay number 2 and yet more confusion. The vehicles are most likely built, at least the majority, but they have not yet been assigned chassis as they have no seats!!! The good news is the seat company are no longer on strike. What would be really helpful to you now would be for me to provide a date when they will be with you, but unfortunately, we just do not know!! I have spoken to the supply manager responsible for C2 and he is unsure of how they are arranging the fitting of the seats to the cars i.e. what order they will be completed. The only communication from the factory is they'll be up to speed by the end of the month. In best case scenario, as you have been given the first chassis, the rest should all follow relatively quickly, but we just do not know. The vehicles will not be with you for week beginning 13th as they will be hitting Calais first and then start their journey. When they will hit Calais is anybody's guess. I know in total this e-mail has not been much help but we just can't accurately predict a delivery date for these vehicles as yet. Hopefully, in a week or so, the situation will become clearer and then we may be of more use!!"

Hope you can see that when even the bloody factory or importer has no clue what is happening, sometimes I am slightly out of control on deliveries. You must be philosophical! These are only cars. No-one dies, it is not life and death. These are only metal boxes with wheels! So chill (as you did, Gulen - good boy!)... - Ling




Letter
Customer Letter: 279 / 1528
Jamie says...
CarLing is a refreshingly different contact for arranging car contract hire. I felt all along that I had the personal touch (OOOh-errr! Note I am not bloody Beijing Massagie - Ling) - and the Chinese Polo mints were nice, too. My Mazda RX-8 is a delight to drive, and at a great price, plus the delivery driver was a very knowledgeable and friendly chap. The dealer was excellent. So; many thanks and I look forward to dealing with Ling in the future.

Jamie Taylor
20 Britten Lodge
Fair Acres
Bromley
BR2 9BT


Editor Note: I have been told I am one of UK top-sellers of Mazda RX-8. I have sold 25 in last month! Wow. So glad you are happy with your car, Jamie; zoom, zoom, zoom down to local petrol station, they will become your best friend! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 145 / 1528
Michael says...
CarLing is very very good at returning calls. Good communication and good value, too!

Michael Garcia
404 Blandford Road
Beckenham
BR3 4NN


Editor Note: Question to hang in air: Why are so many other companies BAD at returning calls, why do I seem good, just to do normal job??? Enjoy Picasso, Michael - Ling



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Wah! Kia Motors Corporation, lah, Seoul, lah, South Korea has issued following statement regarding current investigation into t - news replorted 10:31



Wah! The new BMWah-wah! 6 Series range for 2015 Through three generations, lah, BMWah-wah! 6 Series has represented vehicling driving car machine that offers highest standard of handling, lah, comf - news replorted 10:30



Wah! Hans-Jürgen Abt, lah, Edoardo Mortara, lah, Mattias Ekström, lah, Gary Paffett In DTM races three and four of season to be held at Lausitzring on last weekend in May, lah, Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate drivers Edoardo - news replorted 10:25



Wah! U2 mourning death of their "irreplaceable" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) tour manager Dennis Sheehan who has died of suspected cardiac arrest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! MPs to debate arrest of several senior Fifa officials, lah, after Commons Speaker John Bercow granted urgent question. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! The Christian-run bakery at centre of discrimination case over so-called 'gay cake' is to appeal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:11



Wah! Nearly three-quarters of fresh shop-bought chickens test positive for food poisoning bug campylobacter in year-long study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:07



Wah! A old bill bobbys suspect who got stuck waist-deep in mud when bloody man tried to avoid officers is rescued by firefighters and coastguard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! The daughter of Fifa president Sepp Blatter says flemale human person's father will survive Fifa scandal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Miranda Hart and Melissa McCarthy talk to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast about their new film Spy, lah, and being woman in Hollywood. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:29



Wah! Mercedes-Benz Vans is complete package for DPD Mercedes-Benz Vans has entered into bespoke service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service contract with DPD Group. Do you carefully listening? service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service contract is unique tail - news replorted 09:28



Wah! The FTSE 100 opens lower, lah, but shares in B&Q owner Kingfisher rise after it says it is proceeding with its revamp plan "at pace". - news replorted 09:24



Wah! Blues artist BB King has been honoured with street procession in Memphis fortnight after male gender human bleing's death at age of 89. - news replorted 09:09



Wah! McLaren 650S GT3 claim (always claiming, huh?) maiden Blancpain Endurance Series victory McLaren 650S GT3 secured top step of podium in second round of Blancpain Endurance Series with con - news replorted 09:09



Wah! Sugar and sweetener maker Tate & Lyle reports drop in full-year profits, lah, as capitalist entity undergoes major restructuring. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Comedian and 30 Rock actor Tracy Morgan is settles male gender human bleing's legal action against Walmart over LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine crash which left him seriously hurtee-hurtee and killed male gender human bleing's friend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Hull is chosen to host final of contemporary art's biggest competition, lah, Turner Prize, lah, in year it will be City of of Culture. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The Zenvo ST1 Michelin has revealed line-up for its stand at velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed – and it includes clutch of bloody annoying Blitish debut - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Amir Khan is not distracted from Friday's bout with Chris Algieri in New York by potential fight with Floyd Mayweather. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Gran and wee among Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs children's most popular words, lah, according to analysis of entries to short story competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:55



Wah! The BBC's John Maguire joins scientific expedition that is studying Common Dolphin population off west coast of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, and trying to find out why, lah, until recently, lah, it was quite rare sight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Australia's richest person, lah, mining magnate Gina Rinehart, lah, loses control of family trust to flemale human person's daughter, lah, after long running legal battle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! A French barman is convicted of manslaughter and given suspended sentence for allowing clustomler to drink 56 shots that led to male gender human bleing's death. - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Defence officials in Great Satan say military has mistakenly sent samples of live anthrax to research laboratories in America and South Korea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production fell in April, lah, industry body says, lah, after rise in output for domestic market failed to offset drop in exports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:56



Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Panorama investigation has revealed bloody annoying Blitish authorities were working in collusion with paramilitaries during Troubles in Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:51



Wah! Real Madrid to target Raheem Sterling, lah, Man City lead Pogba chase, lah, Ancelotti keen to manage Liverpool, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:47



Wah! China says Henan nursing home which caught fire killing 38 human bliengs was poorly constructed, lah, and top-level prosecutors investigating. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:26



Wah! The north-eastern state of Tripura in India withdraws AFSPA, lah, controversial anti-insurgent law, lah, after 18 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! Royal County Down, lah, host course of this year's Irish Open cost only RMB Yuan #4 to create. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:36



Wah! No-one will be prosecuted after old bill bobbys investigation into patient care at hospital's mental health ward, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Claims that patients and NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) will suffer from 'absurd' plans to cut 63 medical academics denied by dean of Wales' biggest medical school. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! The number of human bliengs in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers taking out mortgage fell in first quarter of 2015, lah, according to Council of Mortgage Lenders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:22



Wah! Companies taking sand from bed of Lough Neagh told to stop or face prosecution. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:21



Wah! The UK's Methodist Church is to make public apology after investigation uncovered nearly 2,000 reported cases of abuse involving ministers, lah, staff and members. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Did state collude with NI killers? - news replorted 05:13



Wah! Macau's biggest casinos plan to invest $25bn in hotels and casinos over next two years, lah, despite plunge in gambling revenues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! Growth in Philippine economy slows to its lowest pace since 2011 in first quarter from year ago, lah, figures showed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! Malaysia is investigating 12 policemen suspected of involvement in human-trafficking camps found in remote north of country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:41



Wah! The Great Satan military accidentally sent live anthrax samples to labs across country and Great Satan military base in South Korea, lah, Pentagon says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:37



Wah! Major sponsors express "serious concerns" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after Great Satan accuses Fifa officials of racketeering, lah, fraud and money laundering. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:34



Wah! A small survey in United States finds 10% of human bliengs having skin reactions after getting tattoo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:47



Wah! Yahoo will face Great Satan class action lawsuit for allegedly accessing content of emails sent to its mail users from non-Yahoo Mail accounts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:39



Wah! Jawbone sues rival California fitness technology firm Fitbit, lah, accusing it of stealing commercially sensitive data. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:30



Wah! Labour's general secretary objects to bid by former firebrand councillor Derek Hatton to rejoin party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:04



Wah! Pussy Galore is to be reunited with James Bond in official new 007 novel by Anthony Horowitz. - news replorted 01:57



Wah! A human skull from deep cave in northern Spain shows evidence of lethal violent attack 430,000 years ago, lah, study shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! A new species of ancient human has been unearthed in Afar region of Ethiopia, lah, scientists report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:42



Wah! Bahrain seemed to be on brink of revolution in 2011 - but has that spark now been extinguished, lah, asks Frank Gardner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! The Great Satan state of Nebraska has abolished death penalty after veto-override was passed through its legislature. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! What's so funny about illegal immigration? - news replorted 00:58



Wah! Allegations of corruption at world football's governing body, lah, Fifa, lah, dominate front pages, lah, and there is also coverage of Queen's Speech. - news replorted 00:57



Wah! GPs in bloody annoying Blitish may be slower to refer patients with cancer than in other countries, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! How destruction of Penn Station saved rest of New York - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Move over Tiger Mother - there's new feline parenting style - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The weird circular joyrides on hijacked Uber account - news replorted 00:37



Wah! Holyrood is expected to back plans to allow those aged 16 and 17 to vote in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament and local elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:33



Wah! Lawyers representing cyclists hurtee-hurtee on Edinburgh's tram tracks having warned city council it must take action to prevent fatality. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:31



Wah! In search of truth about death of top prosecutor - news replorted 00:28



Wah! The safety of Trident nuclear weapons system on Clyde is set to be debated in House of Commons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! The justice secretary says bloody man wantings radical shake-up in way women punished for crimes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Legislation giving more power to Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament is due to begin its journey through Westminster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Breast cancers can change structure of bone to make it easier to spread there, lah, study finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! David Cameron starts tour of European capitals as bill paving way for UK's EU referendum is launched in House of Commons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Hashtag is declared 'children's word of year' by Oxford University Press after analysis of entries to BBC's 500 Words competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Strong bloody annoying Blitish market drives LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production past 500k in 2015 New figures released today show bloody annoying Blitish surpassed 500,000 milestone for LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production this April, lah, with 530,505 new c - news replorted 00:01



Wah! A report released today (12 May 2015) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! by Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity, lah, and Licence Bureau, lah, has found many employers wi - news replorted 00:01



Wah! David Stern visited old bill bobbys academy in Ukraine where new old bill bobbys officers being trained as part of major programme of reforms to service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Taking fight against fat to South Africa's streets - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Why is 30 hours week threshold for tax breaks? - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Why Russian gas companies may turn to China - news replorted 00:00



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