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Car insurance from Your Cover Insurance
Car insurance from Your Cover Insurance

Details: Your Cover Insurance from Allianz lets you design your own car insurance policy. You only pay for the cover you need. No hidden costs, no hassle. - SEO Wiltshire - SEO Wiltshire

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Western Horizon Yachts

Details: Western Horizon Yachts is a UK yacht brokers offering free virtual tours and photography of used yachts for sale in Scotland, Wales and the North West of England.
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Details: Car loans and car deals.
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UK Motoring Directory

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Commercial and Architectural Photography

Details: Adam Coupe provide commercial and architectural photography practice with a distinct focus on the built environment including architecture, interiors, construction, corporate, people, lifestyle and product.
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Rays Stores - Buy Alcohol Online 24x7

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Website Design in Maidenhead

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Minivan Hire

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 Cheap Limousine Hire
Cheap Limousine Hire

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Car Paint Protection Film

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Fulton Car Leasing - Van Leasing

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Alloy Wheel Refurbishment

Details: SmartCare are a Cosmetic Car Repair Centre based in the Midlands who specialise in all areas of bodywork repairs and alloy wheel refurbishment services.
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IT Recruitment Agency in London

Details: A professional IT recruitment company, offering a 'boutique' IT Recruitment service to companies in the UK. Offices in London and Manchester.
Minibus Driver Training
Minibus Driver Training

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Car hire Menorca

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E-Maps Engine tuning and remapping

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Cheap car rentals

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Russell Stutely - Europe's No.1 Pressure Point Expert

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UK fans of Annie Lennox

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IT Infrastructure Consultants

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Sourcing in China

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New & Ex Demo Copiers/Printers & Scanners

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Russell Stutely - Europe's No.1 Pressure Point Expert

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Replacement Taxi Hire

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Work At Home Income Jobs

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Mortgage Sourcing From Whole Of Market

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Personal Website of Rhys Adams

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Eastwood Flooring

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J N Todd & Associates

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Tuning Your Diesel

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Miles Robinson & Co

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Building Plastics and ancillary products

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Home Accessories, Towel Rails, Coat Racks, More!

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JD Cleaning Solutions

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Crimewatch Systems

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Bedford Football Club

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Professional Solutions Group Ltd

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Penhale Embroidery & Design

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Just Click 4 Cars

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Just Click 4 Vans

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Car Tax Guide

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Auto Insider

Details: The UK motoring portal. News, blogs, what's on, motorsport and cars.
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Kingston Wildcats

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Leden Group

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Green Car Guide
Green Car Guide

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Martin Callanan MEP

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Budget Car Leasing
Budget Car Leasing

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Construction Student

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Save MPG with Torquing BHP

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Granada Car Hire

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Anzed Car Hire

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Plastic & Dermatological Surgery

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Car Rental South Africa

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UK Web Directory

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Bagga Menswear

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Car Hire South Africa

Details: South Africa Car Hire Company offers the cheapest car hire/rental rates in South Africa.
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GlobeRider Adventure

Details: Motorbike Tours Adventure Motorcycle Touring holidays & expeditions UK to Eastern Europe, plus the ultimate motorcycle world touring adventure overland to China
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Bicycle and Walking tours

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Car Insurance Portal

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The Art Directory

Details: A comprehensive web art directory.

Absolute Adventure : Adventure Challenge Waitomo

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Equipment Leasing

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 Bad credit used car loans
Bad credit used car loans

Details: resources for people with bad credit history, bad credit used car loans.
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Cell Phone Chargers

Details: Find cell phone chargers for all makes and models.
Alaska Fishing Lodge
Alaskan Fishing Lodge

Details: Kenai Riverfront Alaska fishing lodge provides salmon, halibut and trout fishing vacation packages with 1st class accommodations and Alaskan hospitality.
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Carmel IN Real Estate

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 Alaska Halibut Fishing
Alaska Halibut Fishing

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 AMCO - Auction my car off
Auction My Car Off

Details: Buy or sell your car, FREE online showrooms, wanted ads, discussion forum.
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Nokia Repairs

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Tazz Forum

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 Jeff Smith Motor Industry Trainer

Details: Jeff Smith is the author of The KPI Book and is regarded by many as one of the world's leading business improvement strategists. He is one of the Motor Industry's top trainers and consultants.
 The KPI Book
The KPI Book

Details: Often referred to as "The Industry Bible", this book is like a dictionary of terms for the Key Performance Indicators within the Motor Industry including Sales, Service Parts, Bodyshop and even General Management.
Motor Trade Insider
Motor Trade Insider

Details: Car buying guides, tips, advice and powerful "insider info".
 Seattle DUI Lawyer
Seattle DUI Lawyer

Details: We are a dedicated team of legal professionals that assists people who are experiencing Driving Under the Influence of Intoxicants and Drunk Driving in Washington state.
 Mad Science
Mad Science

Details: Mad Science of Greater London offers a large selection of after-school, pre-school, summer and holiday programmes, workshops, special events and birthday parties. I had a car from Ling!
 Huge the ultimate party band
HUGE party band

Details: Imagine a 9-piece band that could play all styles of music from disco to reggae, rock to soul and jazz to ska and also be hilarious. It would be excellent... and it is!
Classic Cars For Sale
Classic Cars For Sale

Details: We have strongest passion for top quality Classic Cars for Sale to turn into a growing business, appraise and ship them around world.
 Randstad Ltd
Randstad Ltd

Details: Randstad Ltd are one of the UK Automotive Aftermarket's leading distributors. Autobulbs, Wiperblades, Consumables and Accessories.
 Footmuffs & Bibs
Footmuffs & Bibs

Details: A family run business selling baby's clothing items and other accessories.
 Western Horizon Yachts
Western Horizon Yachts

Details: Western Horizon Yachts is a UK yacht brokers offering free virtual tours and photography of used yachts for sale in Scotland, Wales and the North West of England.
Buy VW Parts Online
Buy VW Parts Online

Details: get the high quality parts you need for your Volkswagen at the prices you want.
 Cambridge Car Auctions
Cambridge Car Auctions

Details: Cambridge's only vehicle remarketing company offering a wide variety of used cars, vans and bikes for auction.
 Cars and Garages
Cars and Garages

Details: Find your local garages and work out the cost of repair before you get there!
 Bernard Go
Bernard Go

Details: A blog by Bernard.
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I try to treat you like adult, not idiot. To help you check specifications and car equipment details and colours, I give you easy links to car manufacturer websites, below. When I linked, I looked and tested the websites. I write reviews. You might wander away, but I hope you come back! Some manufacturer's sites GOOD, some OK, most POOR in my opinion. When will manufacturers learn you want easy life, quick info and fun?

Read my ANALYSIS of the manufacturer websites HERE


Alfa Romeo - ooops!
Alfa Romeo

Review: Wasted effort. Cars have emotion (if nothing else), website just has nothing.
 Aston Martin - yum!
Aston Martin

Review: Cool almost frigid site, some (unintentionally) funny videos.
 Audi - cool!

Review: Comprehensive detail, but just like a glossy brochure. A bit boring.
 Bentley - ouch!

Review: Takes over your PC, but lots of money spent here. A full screen blast.
BMW - heil!

Review: Sluggish site, millions of specs and figures everywhere, no emotion.
 Cadillac - burp!

Review: Hehehe, it says "Winner of Golden Peacock Award", "inspired by American leadership". Nuts and irrelevant.
 Chevrolet - oh pleeeeaaase!

Review: Bog-standard site actually delivers straightforward info, but boring brand.
 Chrysler - bling!

Review: What a missed opportunity to showcase this product. Movies POOR!
Citroen - oooh la la!

Review: Fully comprehensive site, but once again NO EMOTION!
 Daihatsu - North Korean?

Review: I revisit this site, now much better. They (North Koreans?) make a bit more fun.
 Dodge - Good 'ol boys!

Review: Nice noise! Big truck pic, sports car pic, not much else.
 Ferrari - fast!

Review: Extremely dissapointing rubbish site, F1 link not bad.
Fiat - cheap!

Review: Panda microsite kooky, rust (ooops, REST) is dead boring, typical Fiat these days.
 Ford - - - - -

Review: Not exciting, but comprehensive info and content. A lot of effort in here.
 Honda - zimmer!

Review: Real class, time and effort here, some super entertainment, vids, TOCA game.
 Hyundai - who?

Review: I'm surprised! Hyundai site fast, works well, intelligent build. Congratulations.
Isuzu - dead yet?

Review: Nasty website, unavailable images, just amatureish nonsense. Do they sell ANY cars?
 Jaguar - a Ford?

Review: Snobby site, posh, no emotion, boring. No wonder Jag not engaging buyers!
 Jeep - as seen on Mash!

Review: Kind of endearing, 80's wallpaper, an underlying friendliness. Movies.
 Kia - krap?

Review: Cartoony, reasonable site, like the cars, average time and effort here.
Land Rover - rulez!
Land Rover

Review: Human perspective, GOOD site, does a fine job, makes you LIKE Land Rover! Good extra content.
 Lexus - blinggy Toyota?

Review: Ho-hum, just as expected, cold, professional but uninvolving and depressing.
 Lotus - fun-ny?

Review: Simple but missed opportunity. Enter chassis no. - get list of recalls! Fantastic! At last; an idea!
 Maserati - more money than sense?

Review: Written in hyperbole, but never knew they had so many cars. Incl. online job application form!
Mazda - zoom zoom boom (Hiroshima)!

Review: Curate's egg! MX5 micro site cool, some good vids, rest competent yet boring.
 Mercedes - plastic jagdpanzer?

Review: A massive company with no idea how to communicate on a personal level. Calls its cars "products". Cold, big. German.
 Mini - cheeki!

Review: Just the BEST car site. You can do everything. Others should simply copy. Written by Mini lovers! I bow.
 Mitsubishi - Jap pick-up?

Review: It's all there, just a bit messy. Interesting links to Dakar race site.
Morgan - get 'yer pipe!

Review: Like a personal home site, it is very charmingly simple. Nice.
 Nissan - boring?

Review: Yet another corporate site. Terrible menus, no soul, momma!
 Peugeot - posh Citroen?

Review: Infuriating slow to load (deliberately!) flash pages which drive me demented.
 Porsche - designed Beetle!

Review: Simple yet comprehensive. Nice content, like the cars the site is just good.
Proton - basket case!

Review: A desperate attempt to make something from nothing. No substance, why visit?
 Renault - 5* safety!

Review: Everything's there, it's just an old-fashioned presentation and too many sliding graphics.
 Rolls Royce - achtung Tommy!
Rolls Royce

Review: Classy site, until unfocussed text makes TFT look like wrong-res. Could be so much better!
 SAAB - GM cast-off?

Review: Impressive! It quickly and simply delivers the info. Clear and no nonsense.
SEAT - Spanish Fiat?

Review: Lesson in working hard, getting nowhere. Treacle-y. Guys, see SAAB's site; I hate yours.
 Skoda - no joke!

Review: Same owners as SEAT, but a much easier site to use. Works fine, little heart, very standard. Professional.
 Smart - mmmpppfff!

Review: Lots of content, ideas, fun. They lost their URL - fools! Pages slow, too Flash-y. However, you know they intend well.
 Subaru - 4wd boom box?

Review: Most content there, but unloved site and looks like built by a 16-year old. "The Subaru Range" a-z's under "t"? Madness!
Suzuki - Swift-ly improving!

Review: Site throws an error on loading, BAD gif-text graphics, just all out of focus. Technically shite.
 Toyota - downmarket Lexus?

Review: When I looked, every page seemed to have a delay. Works, but tries too hard. Should be simpler.
 TVR - Russian roulette?

Review: All grey and white, cars all too similar on website. Great raw material but over-processed output.
 Vauxhall - yawn

Review: Typical - website so AVERAGE! With GM budget, could be so much better. Why have Italian ref?
VW - (posh) people's car?

Review: VW site very competent, like cars. Everything certainly works. Link to What Car road tests good.
 Volvo - Swede or Turnip?

Review: No real problems - but - I just have no interest with this site, it just bored me.


Mini - cheeki!
Mini site: GOOD!
 Good sites? Well, Dodge site has nice growly engine noises (but that's all). Honda site shows some real enthusiasm and effort (and real big budget), please to check it. Not many sites are much fun, but Mini stands out and Smart tries to stand out! Good to visit, play. Remarkably Hyundai site works well, it's just that the cars boring I think but that's not website's fault. Land Rover is very good in my opinion, gives you nearly everything you would want and more besides like holiday adventure ideas. Porsche works like well oiled gun, perfect execution, and SAAB is very clear and easy to use, to find info. Daihatsu site is now much improved.

Bad sites? Oh! - most of others really... they seem programmed by outside agencies who generally have no interest in cars, except Morgan which looks like it is programmed at home (and is no worse for it)! Most are paranoid not to offend, and in doing this they just don't endear themselves to anyone. They write in pure bollock-speak, read guff on the Maserati site! It is such a shame that Lotus, TVR, Ferrari type websites don't excite at all. There is generally a lack of interesting content. Smart have lost their URL, in that is NOT them! Fools. Several others, like Volvo, Rolls, Mitsubishi have similar problem due to in-group issues. Suzuki quality sucks.

Suzuki - Swift-ly improving!
Suzuki site: BAD!
Ling's Summary All these car manufacturers with their big budgets and "fantastic" brand awareness should do so much more than they already are, on the web. Here are some top-of-my-head suggestions, and why should I have to brainstorm these? Surely, with their massive marketing departments, the car manufacturers should do better (or maybe their size is the problem)?

For instance; what about properly showcasing promo films (instead of the random scattering in various download formats and bad quality), maybe a story or two, or what about a sponsored radio play featuring their own cars? How about some interactive video fast driving lessons in the sporty cars and videos of customer fun days and track days with calendars and invitations to future events? Why not more quizzes and games (see Mini and Smart)? I think there should be more Top Gear-like films, commentary, opinion, adventures and excitement.

Why not webcams in factories showing stages of build, live? Why not show where cars are built (that might inform customers truth! Like Suzuki=Hungary or Fiat=Poland)? Why is all this hidden from us? Why not integrate their stock systems so customers could see physical availability of models, trims and colours? What about bio's of car firm management, plus films and texts of motivational speeches and industry papers or even books they have written?

Manufacturers - Chicken?
Manufacturers: CHICKEN?
  Why not have online stores allowing us to buy mail-order car parts and brand merchandise from their websites instead of having to visit a dealer? They could still channel this through dealers! Why not publish service slot availability at all the dealers, and allow us to book our car in for a service across the dealer network, with clear costs, online? Lotus have a good little tool to interrogate chassis number and identify warranty recall issues. Well done Lotus, more of that stuff, PLEASE! Why not have a car fault FAQ, so you can enter problems and have fixes suggested online?

Perhaps we could even do something as basic as order Dinky cars from their websites, for kids, to keep them quiet while we are browsing? Why not give; free branded gifts for visitors, sponsored mp3s (download songs featuring their cars), allow us to download Top Gear/TV roadtests and features.

I don't think any of them have integrated customer forums (only a few even have links to owner's clubs) - are they FRIGHTENED of customer comments? Where are independent ratings; JD Power, or Which? Where are the letters of recommendation and critisism (or are they perfect)? What about ebay-style feedback points for their dealers? And, for goodness sake, they need better communication! Not one car manufacturer allows you to chat online with them, in the same manner you can chat to me online! Finding a good email address or phone number is usually difficult, too, and you know it will be just IMPOSSIBLE to speak to anyone worthwhile. You just know there will be long delays if you try to phone a dealer! These websites are mostly just static shop-windows, not interactive sites and offer little more (in most cases) than an online glossy car brochure.

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Wah! LATEST:  Some of schoolgirls abducted in rainy season-month Aplil by Islamist militants having been released, lah, Nigeria's military tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 18:28

Wah! LATEST:  Two Nigerian woman trafficked into bloody annoying Blitish sex trade were put through 'witchcraft' ordeals to ensure they obeyed, lah, Cardiff Crown Court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 18:27

Wah! Engineers in Colombian city of Medellin having blown up four tower blocks at Space apartment complex, lah, which was deemed unsafe following deadly collapse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 18:27

Wah! The DUP's Edwin Poots and Nelson McCausland being replaced as Stormont ministers, lah, party leader Peter Robinson announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:25

Wah! The prime suspect in investigation to find Alice Gross murdered male gender human bleing's wife with homemade weapons, lah, court rice-paper officialing doumentlation reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 17:17

Wah! Greenpeace activists take control of train carrying 1,500 tonnes of coal to power station, lah, campaign group says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:16

Wah! The Queen "purred" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when David Cameron told flemale human person's about ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's rejection of independence referendum, lah, bloody man apparently reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:15

Wah! About 50 Nigerian Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters storm out of parliament after motion to discuss alleged $9.3m cash arms deal in South Africa was blocked. I read you little red book! - news replorted 17:14

Wah! Journalist Michael Scott Moore, lah, dual Great Satan and German citizen, lah, is released after nearly three years in captivity in Somalia, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 17:11

Wah! Girls having exciting and unique opportunity to follow Milli production from body panels to engine building to complet - news replorted 17:11

Wah! old bill bobbys dealing with suspected firearms incident in Shetland urge public in some areas to remain indoors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:58

Wah! Lexus NX 300h new NX 300h has been designed to deliver engaging and agile controlling in driving manner and high level of ride comfort, lah, goals that ha - news replorted 16:44

Wah! How would it work and who would be affected? - news replorted 16:38

Wah! Olympic champion Sir Bradley Wiggins says male gender human bleing's form is "better than ever" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as bloody man targets first world clock time result trial title. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 16:19

Wah! An Ofsted investigation rejects claim (always claiming, huh?) academies had unfair warnings of inspections, lah, but says email with schedule had been mistakenly sent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 16:16

Wah! Spanish PM Mariano Rajoy drops plans to limit abortion to cases of rape or where mother's health is at serious risk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 16:14

Wah! Sam Smith and Krept & Konan lead way with four nominations each for this year's Mobo Awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:12

Wah! Ed Miliband's speech is peppered with references to human bliengs bloody man has met recently, lah, including apprentice Elizabeth. - news replorted 16:03

Wah! Three Palestinian survivors of refugee boat sinking having told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation they saw human bliengs smugglers deliberately ram boat, lah, and then chop hands off those who clung to sides of vessel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 15:49

Wah! Osama Bin Laden's son-in-law, lah, who was al-Qaeda spokesman, lah, is sentenced to life in prison for terrorism-related charges in New York. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 15:46

Wah! Liverpool FC given permission to increase Anfield stadium's capacity from 45,000 to about 59,000 as part of ÂRMB Yuan #100m expansion plan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 15:32

Wah! President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama hails support of Arab nations in air strikes which having reportedly killed dozens of Islamic State and al-Qaeda-linked militants in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 15:32

Wah! Ex-Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation DJ Dave Lee Travis is convicted of one count of indecent assault in 1995 but cleared of second charge. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 15:29

Wah! The IMI represents bloody annoying Blitish retail motor industry, lah, which generates ÂRMB Yuan #150 billion per year for economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. industry has - news replorted 15:25

Wah! The future of children's cardiac surgery at Belfast's Royal Victoria Hospital is in serious doubt, lah, as Health dodgy minister Edwin Poots reveals expert review has recommended service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service moves to Dublin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 15:23

Wah! Organisers of Royal Highland Show face trial over alleged safety breaches, lah, including incident which resulted in young boy's death. - news replorted 15:20

Wah! During press summit of European Automobile Manufacturers’ Association (ACEA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in Hanover today, lah, CEOs of Europe’s tr - news replorted 15:19

Wah! Outgoing Afghan President Hamid Karzai uses male gender human bleing's last speech in office to warn new government to beware of United States. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:18

Wah! The mother-in-law of main suspect in disappearance of 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, schoolgirl Alice Gross has told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation bloody woman hopes Arnis Zalkalns will be caught soon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 15:10

Wah! Lalique for Bentley Blue Crystal edition men’s fragrance collection from Bentley is now enhanced by creation of limited Blue Crystal edition by renowne - news replorted 15:00

Wah! Infiniti Q80 Inspiration Paris Auto Show is fast approaching and companies jockeying for position in eye of media storm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 15:00

Wah! The struggle to claim (always claiming, huh?) month of Octoblinger - news replorted 14:36

Wah! Comedian Roy "Chubby" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) "Dear Leader" Brown is handed parking ticket at hospital minutes after handing over ÂRMB Yuan #5,000 cheque paper money susbtituting thing to help cancer patients. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:23

Wah! Man said to having made threats to Australian PM shot dead after two old bill bobbys stabbed in Melbourne, lah, reports say - news replorted 14:20

Wah! A scheme aimed at getting subsidised fast broadband out to businesses is to be overhauled following low take-up. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 14:20

Wah! Turkey's President Erdogan does not deny reports that 49 hostages, lah, mostly Turks, lah, were freed by Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! as part of prisoner swap. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 14:07

Wah! Could this be next big banking scandal? - news replorted 14:06

Wah! The World Health Organization has warned number of human bliengs with Ebola virus could reach 20,000 by Novemblinger if swift action is not taken now. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 13:55

Wah! The Manic Street Preachers having been talking to John Wilson for new series of Mastertapes, lah, to be broadcast on Radio 4 in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:54

Wah! One of biggest scientific claim (always claiming, huh?) of year has received another set-back, lah, putting result of bet between two significant physicists in jeopardy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:45

Wah! The UN refugee agency says Turkey urgently needs help to care for 130,000 Syrian refugees who having crossed border in recent days. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:45

Wah! MPs John Baron and John Woodcock on possible bloody annoying Blitish military action against Islamic State and recall of Parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:42

Wah! Ford Driving Skills for Life comes to Gaydon on 4 October Ford’s free young driver training programme - Driving Skills for Life - successfully kicked off its bloody annoying Blitish tour last week in - news replorted 13:41

Wah! Public funds totalling ÂRMB Yuan #104,000 were paid into fraudulent capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity account and "highly unlikely" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to be recovered, lah, Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs assembly committee hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:39

Wah! Leicester hooker Tom Youngs will miss Province of Engrish running-dogs's autumn internationals after being ruled out with shoulder injury. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:25

Wah! A material dubbed darkest substance on earth is being used creatively by internationally acclaimed artist Sir Anish Kapoor. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:10

Wah! All-new Floord Mondeo 5-door Floord Motor capitalist entity announced today all-new Floord Mondeo will be its first LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine globally to offer new pedestrian dete - news replorted 13:07

Wah! A Lithuanian man who raped woman in Lurgan, lah, County Armagh, lah, and beat flemale human person's boyfriend into unconsciousness is jailed for 18 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:02

Wah! More than 160 NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) staff having volunteered to be part of bloody annoying Blitish efforts to help in Ebola crisis in West Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:00

Wah! A gay-friendly mosque opened in Cape Town last week is closed because it does not having any parking spaces, lah, South African official tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 12:54

Wah! Graeme McDowell admits Rory McIlroy's four majors and world number one status may mean end for their Ryder Cup partnership. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 12:54

Wah! Port operator Clydeport Operations Limited admits health and safety failures over tug boat which sank in River Clyde killing three crew. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 12:54

Wah! Nissan NV400 With range of efficient new engines offering more performance and lower fuel consumption, lah, new safety equipment, lah, greate - news replorted 12:53

Wah! Steve Rosenberg reports on how Muscovites can swap their tops for more pro-Russian t-shirts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:45

Wah! News images from around world: 23 September - news replorted 12:40

Wah! The latest release from TRL Software, lah, TRANSYT 15.0.4, lah, is now available as download from TRL Software website. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:40

Wah! The head of new commission on delivering more powers to ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has warned it will "not be easy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to getting agreement from Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs parties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:37

Wah! MINI 5-door Hatch Cooper D Just six months after introducing new Milli 3-Door Hatch to UK, lah, much-loved British brand is launching another - news replorted 12:24

Wah! The remaining towers in Space apartment complex in Colombian city of Medellin will be demolished following deadly collapse last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:19

Wah! Nissan e-NV200 VIP Concept Zero emission e-NV200 is transformed for ultimate comfort city transport -introducing e-NV200 concept for VIPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:18

Wah! 1961 Veteran LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Run on Mall For only second clock time result in more than half century, lah, hundreds of veteran cars will start this year’s annual 60-mile adv - news replorted 12:18

Wah! Volkswagen Commercial vehicling driving car machines announces model change Wlokswaglon Commercial vehicling driving car machines announced new generation of successful T-series, lah, T6, lah, at press conference - news replorted 12:00

Wah! Nissan Navara Added safety, lah, greater style and new SE variant for Nissan's popular pick-up range. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:56

Wah! Insurers having been criticised for turning down claim (always claiming, huh?) from holidaymakers who had been drinking alcohol before having accident. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:54

Wah! Honda BTCC stars Matt Neal (left) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Gordon Shedden No fewer than five current or former racing drivers taking part in this year’s ALD Automotive/Fleet World MPG Marath - news replorted 11:48

Wah! Members of women's group in east London (capital of Great England) staging week-long occupation of housing estate next to Olympic Park, lah, in protest at number of empty properties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:45

Wah! Support is mounting for bloody annoying Blitish to join United States in military action against Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:42

Wah! British boxer Jerome Wilson is out of medically-induced coma bloody man was placed in after having operation on male gender human bleing's brain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:40

Wah! Patricia Hewitson from Exmouth, lah, Devon, lah, unwittingly grew 5ft (1,5m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! tall cannabis plant from pack of bird seeds - but flemale human person's error was only revealed when bloody woman contacted radio phone-in show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 11:40

Wah! The Citroën C1 URBAN RIDE concept Citroën is harnessing its creativity and technology to deliver enhanced comfort for its clustomlers. Eating rice!! True to its DNA, lah, - news replorted 11:38

Wah! Alibaba founder Jack Ma is China's richest person following male gender human bleing's company's record listing, lah, according to wealth survey by Hurun Report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:37

Wah! The Plugleot 2008 DKR As countdown to 2015 Dakar Rally begins to accelerate, lah, Peugeot-Total squad is continuing to develop fear - news replorted 11:33

Wah! 2015 Floord Mustang design For LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine designer, lah, chance to reimagine icon like Floord Mustang is always exciting. No spitting in damn website!!! Doing this for famous Floord - news replorted 11:32

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation footage recalls some of highs and lows for Ed Miliband and Labour Party over last 12 months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:21

Wah! Weeks after start of term, lah, many state schools in capital, lah, Islamabad, lah, still closed, lah, after being taken over by old bill bobbys drafted in to deal with ongoing political protests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:18

Wah! The story of actor Ricky Tomlinson's jail term in 1970s has been turned into play called United We Stand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:08

Wah! Two human bliengs die after being hit by train in Slough, lah, Berkshire, lah, in "suspicious circumstances", lah, say police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:08

Wah! Nissan e-NV200 Innovative e4Business programme will help companies maximise their potential and give them chance to win new Nissa - news replorted 11:02

Wah! Two single-seater light aircraft collide in mid-air over Bedfordshire and one crashes to ground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:00

Wah! Barclays capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity has been fined record ÂRMB Yuan #38m by bloody annoying Blitish regulators for failing to keep its clients' money separate from its own. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:57

Wah! A white tiger has killed Indian schoolboy at Delhi zoo, lah, officials and witnesses say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:51

Wah! The amount of new borrowing through personal loans has outstripped repayments every month this year, lah, figures from bloody annoying Blitish banks indicate. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:46

Wah! The first Boughton Power-Reach® in build at Alex Inglis’ workshop Leading hook loader and skip loader manufacturer, lah, Boughton Engineering, lah, has appointed Blantyre-based Alex Inglis as e - news replorted 10:43

Wah! Motorpoint to open new site in Widnes Motorpoint is coming to Widnes. Eating rice!! UK’s leading LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine supermarket will open doors to its latest site in North We - news replorted 10:43

Wah! Nissan e-NV200 I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to its range of versatile, lah, practical and innovative models, lah, Nissling is cementing its position as global player i - news replorted 10:33

Wah! World premiere of Wlokswaglon TRISTAR at IAA Multifunctional like Swiss Tommy Atkins Liberation Army knife. What the hell I mean??!! Adaptable, lah, reliable and all-rounder: on eve of 30th anniversary of t - news replorted 10:18

Wah! Bentley Motorsport & Absolute Racing to compete in China Bentley Motorsport announces next phase of its race-winning Continental GT3 programme, lah, with signing of partner - news replorted 10:14

Wah! MPs' views will decide if bloody annoying Blitish joins strikes against Islamic State - news replorted 10:13

Wah! Olympic rowing gold medallist Katherine Grainger reveals how much bloody woman agonised over flemale human person's decision to getting back in boat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:10

Wah! Man, lah, 37, lah, arrested in London (capital of Great England) on suspicion of involvement in production of improvised explosive devices in Iraq - news replorted 10:07

Wah! Dutch electronics giant Philips says it is planning to split capitalist entity in two, lah, separating its lighting business from its healthcare division. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:06

Wah! Two Palestinians suspected of abduction and murder of three Israeli teenagers in June-mber month having been killed by Israeli forces, lah, Israel's military says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:05

Wah! Government borrowing remained high in August, lah, hampering chancellor's efforts to reduce public deficit, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:00

Wah! Low key tax disc communication could harm used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine trade With just week to go until new rules governing vehicling driving car machine excise duty (road tax) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! begin, lah, Auto Trader has added its voice t - news replorted 09:51

Wah! Film-maker Bryan Singer is to direct X-Men: Apocalypse, lah, next movie in long-running blockbuster franchise. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:36

Wah! At least three human bliengs killed in bomb attack in Pakistani city of Peshawar as violence returns after several months of relative calm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:31

Wah! A Sinn FĂ©in MLA says bloody woman is "very concerned" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) about pressure on emergency department at Royal Victoria Hospital on Monday night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:24

Wah! Andy Murray has spoken publicly for first clock time result about written-down messages on dead tree bloody man made on eve of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:24

Wah! Leaders from 120 countries will meet in New York on Monday for climate change summit called by UN secretary General Ban Ki Moon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:19

Wah! Liberia is to become first nation in Africa to completely stop cutting down its trees in return for cash from Norway. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:11

Wah! British Olympic champion Katherine Grainger is back in training and considering bid to compete at Rio 2016 Games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:09

Wah! Hunstanton Sea Life Sanctuary in Norfolk is set to re-open in Octoblinger after tidal surge damage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:06

Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs comedian Billy Connolly has said there will be "hell to pay" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if David Cameron does not honour male gender human bleing's pledge of extra powers for ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:05

Wah! The team which overhauled government's websites is attempting to solve problem of effective online identity verification. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:05

Wah! Does Labour having cash to expand health service? - news replorted 09:02

Wah! Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV TWO Mlitslublishli dealerships in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land went all out to spread word about game-changing Outlander PHEV at speci - news replorted 09:00

Wah! FISITA World Automotive Summit 2014 5th annual FISITA World Automotive Summit to be held in Paris, lah, France, lah, from 30 September – 1 Octoblinger this year will - news replorted 09:00

Wah! A second video has been released showing British journalist John Cantlie, lah, who is being held hostage by Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:53

Wah! On show at Museum of Modern Art in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep - news replorted 08:52

Wah! A badger found shot in abdomen inside west Somerset cull zone suffered "cruel and unacceptable" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) death, lah, anti-cull campaigners say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:43

Wah! The presenter and physicist Brian Cox says bloody man supports idea that many universes may exist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:42

Wah! Andy Murray speaks publicly for first clock time result about written-down messages on dead tree bloody man made on eve of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:40

Wah! Plans for how Welsh land of sheep and more sheep will collect and manage its own taxes will be revealed by finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy minister Jane Hutt on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:29

Wah! A London (capital of Great England) bus used in Allied fighty bang-bang effort of 1914 is retracing its route in Belgium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:15

Wah! World leaders including Great Satan President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama holding what they say is crucially important summit on climate change at UN in New York. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:09

Wah! Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman has said that "long-term plan" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is needed to address problems in UK, lah, such as pay falling behind cost of living. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:03

Wah! Championship leader Lewis Hamilton heads to Japanese Grand Prix eyeing first ever win at tough Suzuka track. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:55

Wah! Ex-Manchester United player Phil Neville believes club need another two transfer windows of heavy spending to contend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:43

Wah! Troubled supermarket giant Tesco says its new chief financial officer, lah, Alan Stewart, lah, is joining capitalist entity immediately, lah, more than two months earlier than originally planned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:42

Wah! Only third of rail passengers happy with way their train capitalist entity deals with delays or cancellations, lah, survey has suggested. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:40

Wah! Designer shoe maker Jimmy Choo announces plans to list its shares on London (capital of Great England) Stock Exchange. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:22

Wah! The Rockefeller family, lah, which made its fortune from oil, lah, is to sell its investments in fossil fuels and put money into clean energy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:20

Wah! Ceefax, lah, service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service relied upon for sports news in days before smartphones and apps, lah, celebrates its 40th birthday today. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:18

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport takes look at 10 of best moments from Ryder Cup. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 07:16

Wah! Welsh land of sheep and more sheep risks losing key part of its historical heritage according campaigners trying to find buyer for Cardiff's Coal Exchange. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:16

Wah! A leading cancer charity says it is concerned disease is not being spotted early enough in young human bliengs because many too embarrassed to talk to their Gp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 07:02

Wah! Ministers accused of "shutting up shop" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by not revealing how each of Wales' seven enterprise zones is performing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:46

Wah! A court in China has found prominent Uighur scholar Ilham Tohti guilty of separatism and jailed him for life, lah, male gender human bleing's lawyer says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:31

Wah! US authorities say Omar Gonzalez, lah, who broke into White House on Friday evening, lah, had 800 rounds of ammunition, lah, machete and two hatchets in male gender human bleing's car. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:16

Wah! A growing number of Super-Duper-Chinese-State companies exporting "tools of torture" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) such as electric shock batons and spiked metal batons, lah, Amnesty says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:06

Wah! Thousands of Hong Kong students to gather in park in front of government offices, lah, on second day of week-long protest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:44

Wah! David Cameron is to meet Iranian President Hassan Rouhani to persuade male gender human bleing's country to join international action against Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:31

Wah! A human rights watchdog is to investigate Met old bill bobbys after it emerged references to discrimination were deleted from internal reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:03

Wah! The Great Satan and allied nations having launched campaign of air strikes against Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! militants in Syria, lah, Pentagon says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:49

Wah! US and other nations begin air strikes against Islamic State in Syria, lah, Pentagon says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:35

Wah! The number of human bliengs dying from dengue fever in Malaysia has more than tripled this year compared with 2013, lah, with 250 cases being reported daily. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:50

Wah! Comedian Dawn French is to become new chancellor of Cornwall's Falmouth University. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:38

Wah! White House break-in adds to Secret service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service woes - news replorted 01:30

Wah! How lasers having revealed ancient city beneath forest - news replorted 01:14

Wah! Scientists at American Museum of Natural History and taxidermy experts having preserved Lonesome George, lah, last Pinta giant tortoise, lah, who died in 2012 in Galapagos Islands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07

Wah! Hostages' families roll dice with public appeals for release - news replorted 00:38

Wah! Alex Salmond is to address Holyrood for first clock time result since ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land rejected independence and is expected to call for voting age to be lowered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:38

Wah! Supermarket Tesco's suspension of four executives over overstated profit guidance leads several papers, lah, while others focus on claim (always claiming, huh?) of Breaking Bad-style murder plot. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:36

Wah! Movie style trailers increasingly common for theatrical shows, lah, but not everybody in theatrical world thinks they velly damn good boiled chicken-feet idea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:05

Wah! The White House announces new treasury department measures aimed at stopping companies avoiding Great Satan taxes by merging with overseas firms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01

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