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I try to treat you like adult, not idiot. To help you check specifications and car equipment details and colours, I give you easy links to car manufacturer websites, below. When I linked, I looked and tested the websites. I write reviews. You might wander away, but I hope you come back! Some manufacturer's sites GOOD, some OK, most POOR in my opinion. When will manufacturers learn you want easy life, quick info and fun?

Read my ANALYSIS of the manufacturer websites HERE

WEBSITES by MANUFACTURER A-Z

  
Alfa Romeo - ooops!
Alfa Romeo

Review: Wasted effort. Cars have emotion (if nothing else), website just has nothing.
 Aston Martin - yum!
Aston Martin

Review: Cool almost frigid site, some (unintentionally) funny videos.
 Audi - cool!
Audi

Review: Comprehensive detail, but just like a glossy brochure. A bit boring.
 Bentley - ouch!
Bentley

Review: Takes over your PC, but lots of money spent here. A full screen blast.
 
BMW - heil!
BMW

Review: Sluggish site, millions of specs and figures everywhere, no emotion.
 Cadillac - burp!
Cadillac

Review: Hehehe, it says "Winner of Golden Peacock Award", "inspired by American leadership". Nuts and irrelevant.
 Chevrolet - oh pleeeeaaase!
Chevrolet

Review: Bog-standard site actually delivers straightforward info, but boring brand.
 Chrysler - bling!
Chrysler

Review: What a missed opportunity to showcase this product. Movies POOR!
 
Citroen - oooh la la!
Citroen

Review: Fully comprehensive site, but once again NO EMOTION!
 Daihatsu - North Korean?
Daihatsu

Review: I revisit this site, now much better. They (North Koreans?) make a bit more fun.
 Dodge - Good 'ol boys!
Dodge

Review: Nice noise! Big truck pic, sports car pic, not much else.
 Ferrari - fast!
Ferrari

Review: Extremely dissapointing rubbish site, F1 link not bad.
 
Fiat - cheap!
Fiat

Review: Panda microsite kooky, rust (ooops, REST) is dead boring, typical Fiat these days.
 Ford - - - - -
Ford

Review: Not exciting, but comprehensive info and content. A lot of effort in here.
 Honda - zimmer!
Honda

Review: Real class, time and effort here, some super entertainment, vids, TOCA game.
 Hyundai - who?
Hyundai

Review: I'm surprised! Hyundai site fast, works well, intelligent build. Congratulations.
 
Isuzu - dead yet?
Isuzu

Review: Nasty website, unavailable images, just amatureish nonsense. Do they sell ANY cars?
 Jaguar - a Ford?
Jaguar

Review: Snobby site, posh, no emotion, boring. No wonder Jag not engaging buyers!
 Jeep - as seen on Mash!
Jeep

Review: Kind of endearing, 80's wallpaper, an underlying friendliness. Movies.
 Kia - krap?
Kia

Review: Cartoony, reasonable site, like the cars, average time and effort here.
 
Land Rover - rulez!
Land Rover

Review: Human perspective, GOOD site, does a fine job, makes you LIKE Land Rover! Good extra content.
 Lexus - blinggy Toyota?
Lexus

Review: Ho-hum, just as expected, cold, professional but uninvolving and depressing.
 Lotus - fun-ny?
Lotus

Review: Simple but missed opportunity. Enter chassis no. - get list of recalls! Fantastic! At last; an idea!
 Maserati - more money than sense?
Maserati

Review: Written in hyperbole, but never knew they had so many cars. Incl. online job application form!
 
Mazda - zoom zoom boom (Hiroshima)!
Mazda

Review: Curate's egg! MX5 micro site cool, some good vids, rest competent yet boring.
 Mercedes - plastic jagdpanzer?
Mercedes-Benz

Review: A massive company with no idea how to communicate on a personal level. Calls its cars "products". Cold, big. German.
 Mini - cheeki!
Mini

Review: Just the BEST car site. You can do everything. Others should simply copy. Written by Mini lovers! I bow.
 Mitsubishi - Jap pick-up?
Mitsubishi

Review: It's all there, just a bit messy. Interesting links to Dakar race site.
 
Morgan - get 'yer pipe!
Morgan

Review: Like a personal home site, it is very charmingly simple. Nice.
 Nissan - boring?
Nissan

Review: Yet another corporate site. Terrible menus, no soul, momma!
 Peugeot - posh Citroen?
Peugeot

Review: Infuriating slow to load (deliberately!) flash pages which drive me demented.
 Porsche - designed Beetle!
Porsche

Review: Simple yet comprehensive. Nice content, like the cars the site is just good.
 
Proton - basket case!
Proton

Review: A desperate attempt to make something from nothing. No substance, why visit?
 Renault - 5* safety!
Renault

Review: Everything's there, it's just an old-fashioned presentation and too many sliding graphics.
 Rolls Royce - achtung Tommy!
Rolls Royce

Review: Classy site, until unfocussed text makes TFT look like wrong-res. Could be so much better!
 SAAB - GM cast-off?
SAAB

Review: Impressive! It quickly and simply delivers the info. Clear and no nonsense.
 
SEAT - Spanish Fiat?
SEAT

Review: Lesson in working hard, getting nowhere. Treacle-y. Guys, see SAAB's site; I hate yours.
 Skoda - no joke!
Skoda

Review: Same owners as SEAT, but a much easier site to use. Works fine, little heart, very standard. Professional.
 Smart - mmmpppfff!
Smart

Review: Lots of content, ideas, fun. They lost their URL - fools! Pages slow, too Flash-y. However, you know they intend well.
 Subaru - 4wd boom box?
Subaru

Review: Most content there, but unloved site and looks like built by a 16-year old. "The Subaru Range" a-z's under "t"? Madness!
 
Suzuki - Swift-ly improving!
Suzuki

Review: Site throws an error on loading, BAD gif-text graphics, just all out of focus. Technically shite.
 Toyota - downmarket Lexus?
Toyota

Review: When I looked, every page seemed to have a delay. Works, but tries too hard. Should be simpler.
 TVR - Russian roulette?
TVR

Review: All grey and white, cars all too similar on website. Great raw material but over-processed output.
 Vauxhall - yawn
Vauxhall

Review: Typical - website so AVERAGE! With GM budget, could be so much better. Why have Italian ref?
 
VW - (posh) people's car?
Volkswagen

Review: VW site very competent, like cars. Everything certainly works. Link to What Car road tests good.
 Volvo - Swede or Turnip?
Volvo

Review: No real problems - but - I just have no interest with this site, it just bored me.
     


LING'S ANALYSIS OF MANUFACTURER WEBSITES

Mini - cheeki!
Mini site: GOOD!
 Good sites? Well, Dodge site has nice growly engine noises (but that's all). Honda site shows some real enthusiasm and effort (and real big budget), please to check it. Not many sites are much fun, but Mini stands out and Smart tries to stand out! Good to visit, play. Remarkably Hyundai site works well, it's just that the cars boring I think but that's not website's fault. Land Rover is very good in my opinion, gives you nearly everything you would want and more besides like holiday adventure ideas. Porsche works like well oiled gun, perfect execution, and SAAB is very clear and easy to use, to find info. Daihatsu site is now much improved.

Bad sites? Oh! - most of others really... they seem programmed by outside agencies who generally have no interest in cars, except Morgan which looks like it is programmed at home (and is no worse for it)! Most are paranoid not to offend, and in doing this they just don't endear themselves to anyone. They write in pure bollock-speak, read guff on the Maserati site! It is such a shame that Lotus, TVR, Ferrari type websites don't excite at all. There is generally a lack of interesting content. Smart have lost their URL, in that www.smart.co.uk is NOT them! Fools. Several others, like Volvo, Rolls, Mitsubishi have similar problem due to in-group issues. Suzuki quality sucks.



Suzuki - Swift-ly improving!
Suzuki site: BAD!
Ling's Summary All these car manufacturers with their big budgets and "fantastic" brand awareness should do so much more than they already are, on the web. Here are some top-of-my-head suggestions, and why should I have to brainstorm these? Surely, with their massive marketing departments, the car manufacturers should do better (or maybe their size is the problem)?

For instance; what about properly showcasing promo films (instead of the random scattering in various download formats and bad quality), maybe a story or two, or what about a sponsored radio play featuring their own cars? How about some interactive video fast driving lessons in the sporty cars and videos of customer fun days and track days with calendars and invitations to future events? Why not more quizzes and games (see Mini and Smart)? I think there should be more Top Gear-like films, commentary, opinion, adventures and excitement.

Why not webcams in factories showing stages of build, live? Why not show where cars are built (that might inform customers truth! Like Suzuki=Hungary or Fiat=Poland)? Why is all this hidden from us? Why not integrate their stock systems so customers could see physical availability of models, trims and colours? What about bio's of car firm management, plus films and texts of motivational speeches and industry papers or even books they have written?

Manufacturers - Chicken?
Manufacturers: CHICKEN?
  Why not have online stores allowing us to buy mail-order car parts and brand merchandise from their websites instead of having to visit a dealer? They could still channel this through dealers! Why not publish service slot availability at all the dealers, and allow us to book our car in for a service across the dealer network, with clear costs, online? Lotus have a good little tool to interrogate chassis number and identify warranty recall issues. Well done Lotus, more of that stuff, PLEASE! Why not have a car fault FAQ, so you can enter problems and have fixes suggested online?

Perhaps we could even do something as basic as order Dinky cars from their websites, for kids, to keep them quiet while we are browsing? Why not give; free branded gifts for visitors, sponsored mp3s (download songs featuring their cars), allow us to download Top Gear/TV roadtests and features.

I don't think any of them have integrated customer forums (only a few even have links to owner's clubs) - are they FRIGHTENED of customer comments? Where are independent ratings; JD Power, or Which? Where are the letters of recommendation and critisism (or are they perfect)? What about ebay-style feedback points for their dealers? And, for goodness sake, they need better communication! Not one car manufacturer allows you to chat online with them, in the same manner you can chat to me online! Finding a good email address or phone number is usually difficult, too, and you know it will be just IMPOSSIBLE to speak to anyone worthwhile. You just know there will be long delays if you try to phone a dealer! These websites are mostly just static shop-windows, not interactive sites and offer little more (in most cases) than an online glossy car brochure.


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Wah! Drinking more than three large glasses of wine can push human bliengs over "tipping point", lah, meaning they consume about 6,300 extra calories in following 24 hours, lah, research says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:57



Wah! The disappearance of 96-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman with Alzheimer's two years ago remains "frustrating and upsetting", lah, flemale human person's great-nephew says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Plans to allow schools to keep asthma inhalers go to public consultation, lah, as campaigners say current rules endanger hundreds of thousands of children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:51



Wah! A study says public cost of higher university fees and loans is "highly uncertain" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and depends on how much future graduates will earn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Cornish human bliengs will be granted minority status under European rules for protection of national minorities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:30



Wah! How cult comic character inspired major new film - news replorted 01:22



Wah! Nick Clegg will pledge to speak "loudly, lah, passionately and unequivocally" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) against "isolationists" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when bloody man launches Liberal Democrat campaign for European elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:13



Wah! How Mexican mothers identify sons lost on trek to Great Satan - news replorted 01:11



Wah! South Sudan's president sacks head of national Tommy Atkins Liberation Army amid reports of military setbacks - including rebels seizing oil hub of Bentiu. - news replorted 00:48



Wah! The decline of regional dialects for deaf - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone goes on trial on bribery charges in German city of Munich, lah, and could face 10 years in jail if convicted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! Can energy grids cope with higher demand and volatile supply - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Legendary Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps says bloody man is coming out of retirement because of concerns over male gender human bleing's weight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The unlikely debt capital of Britain - news replorted 00:09



Wah! A Home Office scheme resulted in asylum seekers being placed in "unacceptably poor" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) housing, lah, Commons Public Accounts Committee says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Dame Helen Mirren has revealed bloody woman always wantinged to play Shakespeare's Juliet, lah, but was never given chance. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Camera takes flight on dog leash - news replorted 00:01



Wah! British counter-terrorism old bill bobbys chiefs making unprecedented appeal to Muslim women to urge men against travelling to possibly fight in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:01



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