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Customer Letter: 1138 / 1528
Gwendoline says...
  I really enjoyed the whole process - Ling made it fun! Everything went smoothly and I was kept informed all the way. Cars were delivered on time, excellent.

Gwendoline Howell
H-2-H UK Ltd
Kingsley Howell
3 Bellstone

Editor Note: Gwendoline, you has 2 x Matizzes! Thanks so much, as a letting agent you need to keep costs to a minimum in the current climate and I hope the Matizzes do the job for you. You were a real hoot to deal with, you were right, we had fun! - Ling

Customer Letter: 983 / 1528
Lynette says...
CarFast, efficient service. Would definitely recommend you to other people. Crazy website! Excellent chat service - knowledgeable staff. All excellent, including delivery!

Lynette Broom
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Editor Note: Lynette, well, get the top down! Have a great time in your new Mini Cooper Convertible. Thanks so much for kind words, you were lovely to deal with :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 934 / 1528
Jon says...
CarGreat service, pleasure to do business with you, Ling :). Excellent delivery, my new Nissan Qashqai was delivered on time!

Jon Owen
Whitewood Lane
SY14 7DL

Editor Note: Jon, happy to see you happy, hehehe. Great car, great price, great delivery. What more do you want??? You are a wonderful customer. Enjoy the Quashqai. - Ling

Customer Letter: 754 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarDear Ling,

Apologies for not dropping you a line sooner, but the first month with our new Nissan Qashqai has gone so fast. Thanks for your help and offering such a blinding deal. You deserve the business for your fun attitude and prompt replies to queries. Do you always work at 8pm???

The car arrived on time, immaculate and by a very polite and cheerful driver. Well done, you! We will be back.

ps. The offer of a free lunch is still on, to beat your own free lunch offer - at our restaurant!

Stephen Lake
Renaissance Restaurant
29a Princess Street

Editor Note: Stephen, yes, like you I often work evenings :). I have given you hyperlink for the free lunch offer. There are 50,000 visitors to my webpage every month, so many of them will be very pleased at your "FREE" offer. Hahahaha! Now, you will be damn busy! Here is your Dec 2007 evening menu:

Roasted butternut squash soup - £ 4.95
Ham & tomato risotto with melted cheese - £ 5.25
Cold venison & sultana terrine with port vinaigrette - £ 5.75
Crumbed smoked haddock croquettes with chopped egg & winter salad - £ 5.50
Stilton & spinach soufflé cake with apple, onion & coriander salad - £ 5.25
Roast turkey, herb stuffing, chipolata & bacon rolls & cranberry sauce - £ 12.95
Rib-eye steak with mushroom, parsley & Worcestershire cream sauce - £13.95
Loin medallion of pork with crackling & honey & lemon gravy - £ 12.95
Quenelles of salmon mousselline with dill cream sauce - £ 12.95
Aubergine, mozzarella & cashew nuts on blinis with tomato sauce - £ 11.95
Traditional Christmas pudding with brandy custard or fresh cream - £ 4.95
Apple & cranberry tart with Chantilly cream - £ 4.95
Chocolate mousse torte - £ 4.95
Almond & raspberry Pavlova meringue - £ 4.95
Saffron & citrus poached pear with vanilla ice-cream - £ 4.95
or Cheese selection & biscuits - £ 5.75
Coffee or tea - £ 2.00
All dishes are home-made using only fresh, quality ingredients & main courses are served with carefully prepared vegetables.

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Dodgy marshmallow or dry plum - £ FREE!

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Customer Letter: 342 / 1528
Andy says...
NISSAN NOTE"Most impressed with all aspects of dealing with you.

Fun website - and very clear. I really appreciated the fact that you always pick up the phone at once (I can never get through to some companies) and you are really helpful and friendly.

The Nissan Note is great, the dealer was excellent and I'm delighted with it. Thanks a lot."

Andy Banard
Grenge House

Editor Note: Thanks for nice letter, Andy. I really try my best to answer the phone promptly, it always amazes me how other businesses neglect the simple things. Why do something slowly? I have to answer it and respond to customers, so why not do it straight away? Simple and true, eh? - Ling

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