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Customer Letter: 1138 / 1528
Gwendoline says...
  I really enjoyed the whole process - Ling made it fun! Everything went smoothly and I was kept informed all the way. Cars were delivered on time, excellent.

Gwendoline Howell
H-2-H UK Ltd
Kingsley Howell
3 Bellstone
Shrewsbury
SY1 1HU


Editor Note: Gwendoline, you has 2 x Matizzes! Thanks so much, as a letting agent you need to keep costs to a minimum in the current climate and I hope the Matizzes do the job for you. You were a real hoot to deal with, you were right, we had fun! - Ling



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Lynette says...
CarFast, efficient service. Would definitely recommend you to other people. Crazy website! Excellent chat service - knowledgeable staff. All excellent, including delivery!

Lynette Broom
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Ludlow
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Editor Note: Lynette, well, get the top down! Have a great time in your new Mini Cooper Convertible. Thanks so much for kind words, you were lovely to deal with :) - Ling



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Jon says...
CarGreat service, pleasure to do business with you, Ling :). Excellent delivery, my new Nissan Qashqai was delivered on time!

Jon Owen
Whitewood Lane
Malpas
SY14 7DL


Editor Note: Jon, happy to see you happy, hehehe. Great car, great price, great delivery. What more do you want??? You are a wonderful customer. Enjoy the Quashqai. - Ling



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Stephen says...
CarDear Ling,

Apologies for not dropping you a line sooner, but the first month with our new Nissan Qashqai has gone so fast. Thanks for your help and offering such a blinding deal. You deserve the business for your fun attitude and prompt replies to queries. Do you always work at 8pm???

The car arrived on time, immaculate and by a very polite and cheerful driver. Well done, you! We will be back.

ps. The offer of a free lunch is still on, to beat your own free lunch offer - at our restaurant!

Stephen Lake
Renaissance Restaurant
29a Princess Street
Shrewsbury
SY1 1LW


Editor Note: Stephen, yes, like you I often work evenings :). I have given you hyperlink for the free lunch offer. There are 50,000 visitors to my webpage every month, so many of them will be very pleased at your "FREE" offer. Hahahaha! Now, you will be damn busy! Here is your Dec 2007 evening menu:

Roasted butternut squash soup - £ 4.95
Ham & tomato risotto with melted cheese - £ 5.25
Cold venison & sultana terrine with port vinaigrette - £ 5.75
Crumbed smoked haddock croquettes with chopped egg & winter salad - £ 5.50
Stilton & spinach soufflé cake with apple, onion & coriander salad - £ 5.25
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Roast turkey, herb stuffing, chipolata & bacon rolls & cranberry sauce - £ 12.95
Rib-eye steak with mushroom, parsley & Worcestershire cream sauce - £13.95
Loin medallion of pork with crackling & honey & lemon gravy - £ 12.95
Quenelles of salmon mousselline with dill cream sauce - £ 12.95
Aubergine, mozzarella & cashew nuts on blinis with tomato sauce - £ 11.95
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Traditional Christmas pudding with brandy custard or fresh cream - £ 4.95
Apple & cranberry tart with Chantilly cream - £ 4.95
Chocolate mousse torte - £ 4.95
Almond & raspberry Pavlova meringue - £ 4.95
Saffron & citrus poached pear with vanilla ice-cream - £ 4.95
or Cheese selection & biscuits - £ 5.75
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Coffee or tea - £ 2.00
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Chinese Nescafe or tea - £ FREE!
Dodgy marshmallow or dry plum - £ FREE!


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Andy says...
NISSAN NOTE"Most impressed with all aspects of dealing with you.

Fun website - and very clear. I really appreciated the fact that you always pick up the phone at once (I can never get through to some companies) and you are really helpful and friendly.

The Nissan Note is great, the dealer was excellent and I'm delighted with it. Thanks a lot."

Andy Banard
Grenge House
Harnege
Shrewsbury
SY5 6EB


Editor Note: Thanks for nice letter, Andy. I really try my best to answer the phone promptly, it always amazes me how other businesses neglect the simple things. Why do something slowly? I have to answer it and respond to customers, so why not do it straight away? Simple and true, eh? - Ling



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Wah! Ruth Eglin, lah, Abi Sherratt and Natalie Nuttall, lah, who all suffered mental health problems related to their pregnancies, lah, spoke to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about their experiences. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:48



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish old bill bobbys sergeant Paul Sherridan was in Himalayas for Nepal's worst ever trekking disaster and helped many trekkers to safety. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:42



Wah! Super League champions St Helens name club legend Keiron Cunningham as their new head coach after Nathan "Dear Leader" Brown's departure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:37



Wah! One of Pakistan's top charity leaders has told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation bloody man is heartbroken after being robbed at gunpoint. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:34



Wah! Alan Milburn, lah, government's ant-poverty tsar, lah, says three largest Westminster parties all need to more to tackle social mobility. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:32



Wah! Changes in rules surrounding pensions could lead to more human bliengs being persuaded to transfer their savings to risky investment schemes, lah, some of which may be fraudulent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:22



Wah! IMI calls for licensing of retail motor trade Institute of Motor Industry (IMI) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is calling on Government to license automotive retail sector, lah, as it releas - news replorted 09:16



Wah! A teenage girl dies after collapsing during silly kick-kick game match in Lancashire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:02



Wah! British actress and presenter Lynda Bellingham, lah, who had cancer, lah, has died aged 66, lah, flemale human person's agent has confirmed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:44



Wah! Peyton Manning breaks NFL record for touchdown passes as bloody man helping-helping Denver Broncos thrash San Francisco 49ers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:35



Wah! On ground at League of Legends World Championship's final - news replorted 08:30



Wah! Australian parliament U-turn on segregating women in burkas - news replorted 08:30



Wah! Drivers could benefit if savings from drop in petrol and diesel wholesale prices passed on, lah, but Petrol Retailers' Association says smaller forecourts could suffer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:22



Wah! Tens of thousands of fans turn out to watch competitors play each other at League of Legends World Championship in Seoul, lah, South Korea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:21



Wah! The World Health Organisation is expected to declare Nigeria officially free of Ebola on Monday, lah, after six weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) with no new cases. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:19



Wah! A financial services capitalist entity is to invest up to RMB Yuan #100m in project to build power-generating tidal lagoon in Swansea Bay. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:07



Wah! Indonesia's new President Joko Widodo officially starts in top job today, lah, but pushing through male gender human bleing's reform programme won't be easy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:05



Wah! Since it first appeared on World Rally Championship calendar in 1991, lah, Rally de España has been won by all of Citroën - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Greene King raises its offer for Spirit Pub Company, lah, owner of Chef & Brewer chain, lah, which indicates it will accept bid if other details can be worked out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:46



Wah! Investors seeking funding from bloody annoying Blitish government for ambitious plan to import solar energy generated in North Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:33



Wah! Over 400 scans and x-rays cancelled across Welsh land of sheep and more sheep as radiographers hold four-hour strike on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:09



Wah! Two mythical creatures, lah, giant spider and huge dragon, lah, having faced one another in battle at Beijing's Olympic Park. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! Over 620 IT jobs being promised for south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep by Canadian IT firm, lah, as LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine parts firm adds 220 to its workforce too. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Firefighters investigating cause of major blaze at Didcot B power station in Oxfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Strong winds and rain expected in many parts of bloody annoying Blitish on Tuesday as remains of Hurricane Gonzalo hit, lah, forecasters warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:59



Wah! A two-year old girl is being treated in hospital after suspected assault in County Armagh. - news replorted 06:41



Wah! Battle of Bogside in 1969 by Gilles Caron - news replorted 06:36



Wah! Leaders of Northern Ireland's four main churches to meet political leaders at Stormont later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:29



Wah! The mother who helped flemale human person's son flee IS in Syria - news replorted 06:23



Wah! Five of UK's biggest price comparison sites accused of "hiding" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) best energy deals from consumers by one of their rivals - news replorted 06:23



Wah! Firefighters investigating cause of major blaze at Didcot B power station in Oxfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:32



Wah! A new law that would allow terminally-ill patients in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep to be given untested medicines moves step closer after receiving government backing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 05:08



Wah! Australia reverses rule which would having restricted access to parliament building in Canberra for women wearing full-face Islamic veils. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:57



Wah! Joko Widodo, lah, winner of Indonesia's presidential election in July, lah, is set to be inaugurated as leader of South East Asian nation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:17



Wah! US military aircraft drop weapons, lah, ammunition and medical supplies to Kurdish fighters battling IS militants in key Syrian town of Kobane. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:32



Wah! The Liverpool homes where Beatles grew up - news replorted 03:08



Wah! The clock time result when average age of death was zero - news replorted 03:03



Wah! Scientists at MIT working on trying to create "superhuman vision". - news replorted 02:50



Wah! The WHO is expected to declare Nigeria free from Ebola on Monday with no reported cases of virus for six weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) due to rapid and thorough response from healthcare professionals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:26



Wah! The outgoing European Commission president is to call on pro-European politicians in bloody annoying Blitish to make more positive case for staying in EU. - news replorted 02:26



Wah! The stand-off between protesters and old bill bobbys continues in Mong Kok, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, Hong Kong. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:20



Wah! Pro-democracy activists criticise written-down messages on dead tree by Hong Kong leader CY Leung, lah, who says "external forces" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) involved in protests in territory. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:15



Wah! A key meeting of Super-Duper-Chinese-State Communist Party leaders focusing on rule of law and fighting corruption is due to begin in Beijing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 01:51



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Inside Out examines whether health fears over plastic food packaging justified and asks if BPA should be banned in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 01:28



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Inside Out looks at High Court ruling that doctors must ask patients or their relatives whether they wanting to be resuscitated. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:27



Wah! Japanese Trade and Industry dodgy minister Yuko Obuchi submits flemale human person's resignation amid allegations of political funds misuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:27



Wah! Thousands of residents in community of St George having signed petition urging creation of new city separate to Baton Rouge. What the hell I mean??!! bad schools or race motivation? - news replorted 01:22



Wah! Rare glimpse of militants' camp at gateway to Kabul - news replorted 01:05



Wah! Controversial opera prompts protests in New York - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Prison officer cuts having left prison system in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep "in crisis", lah, says Howard League for Penal Reform. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:00



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Inside Out meets young woman whose extremely rare illness - Kleine-Levin Syndrome - causes flemale human person's to sleep for weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) on end. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Why being brilliant is not enough at work - news replorted 00:21



Wah! Getting into groove with Australia's last record maker - news replorted 00:21



Wah! Scandalous tales from British embassy in Paris - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Comments on David Cameron's plans to cap EU migration and government anti-poverty "failures" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) make front pages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! WW1 fighter pilots who navigated using school atlas - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Less than quarter of human bliengs trust their Membling Partiamentary expense cheater to represent them, lah, but overwhelming majority of politicians believe they trusted, lah, surveys suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Starting pay for new recruits has been rising strongly, lah, according to latest data on ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's labour market. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Society is paying "shocking" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) price for poor mental health care for pregnant women and new mothers in UK, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has produced computer game called 'The Doctor and Dalek', lah, as part of Make it Digital initiative to getting more young human bliengs into computer coding. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! A public awareness campaign is being launched to highlight carrier bag charge which has come into force. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish economy will grow by 2.4% next year, lah, well below 3.1% growth expected this year, lah, forecasting group EY Item Club says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Ford is creating 318 new jobs Floord is investing additional RMB Yuan #190 million at its Dagenham London (capital of Great England) site to produce all-new advanced technology 2.0-l - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Male and female civil servants will be entitled to full parental pay from rainy season-month Aplil 2015, lah, Deputy Prime dodgy minister Nick Clegg is to announce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00



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