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I EXPOSE MASSIVE SECURITY HOLE IN SCOUSER EMAIL CLIENT MERSEYMAIL
UPDATE: 12 August 2009
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MerseyMail has been shutdown, but Connect have still not mentioned the vunerabilities to users and have not warned that they are exposed to hacking! Click here


UPDATE: 14 August 2009
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MerseyMail/Connect deny and lie to users and publicly call me a "hacker"! Read more here...

7th Aug 2009 - Mersey Mail are tonight exposing THOUSANDS of their Liverpool-based clients to scammers by leaving their customers email accounts open to being hacked. Any intruder who gets a click-through to their website from a MerseyMail customer can IMMEDIATELY access all the mail and information in the private or business MerseyMail account. This security hole probably applies to ALL businesses and private individuals who use Mersey Mail!

I exposed the open-door policy of Mersey Mail when I was monitoring a website customer visiting to check progress of his new car. I always monitor visitors to ensure my car supply (and customers) are not exposed to fraud. For instance, if the customer purports to be British but is logging on from a Russian server, I want to know why!

My customer "George" who is a teacher in a Merseyside college, clicked on a normal email I sent him (he logged on from his MerseyMail account), to let him know he had a new message on my secure LINGO server. But I noticed something was wrong! The customer was passing his session ID and his IP address was not being checked.

By pasting the information into a web browser, I had immediately accessed all George's private emails including a loan application from a major bank, plus details of bank statements and many other messages. I was totally horrified! This is the first time I have seen this back-door access from a private email account.

I immediately phoned the customer to tell him, and also tried to phone Mersey Mail and their parent company. No one was available to speak to me at Mersey Mail despite me telling the receptionist that all their customers are currently exposed to hackers. The problem still hasn't been fixed, so I have informed the police, the local BBC, and informed the Information Commissioner's office.

Mersey Mail are owned by Connect Internet Solutions.com in Liverpool, who claim on their website "To ensure that what we build is best of breed, a solution that is both robust and future-proof." - what a laugh!

Connect claim to be accredited to ISO 27001 in Information Security. That's complete nonsense in my opinion, a first-year student could do better than this! Mersey Mail should be shut down and every customer informed. All passwords and private account details need to be changed, as soon as possible!

My own customer has been totally compromised. It's a good job LINGsCARS.com checks the provenance of incoming customer connections. If I was a scammer, I could have taken this customer to the cleaners. George was checking on his new Nissan Qashqai, but could have ended up being hacked for thousands of pounds.



08 Aug 2009: I have been visited by the Police to help sort this foolish email hosting company out, but it turns out that Connect Internet Solutions.com also built the Intranet for the Serious Fraud Office (below), LOL! What a joke.



The Serious Fraud Office investigates and prosecutes cases of serious fraud in England, Wales and Northern Ireland. It deals with cases of suspected fraud which are complex, require specialist knowledge, are likely to give rise to national publicity and widespread public concern and those having a signifcant international dimension.

Now the SFO can learn that they may be using systems built by fools who allow this very fraud to happen!

The Police now have to go away check their own systems for the same badly-coded bug!!!







THE RESULT:

UPDATE: 12 August 2009
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MerseyMail has been partly shutdown, but Connect have still not mentioned the vunerabilities to users and have not warned that they are exposed to hacking!
Connect Internet have shut down the service! They say "Due to a technical issue, we will be permanently shutting down the MerseyMail service at 5.00pm BST on Tuesday 8th September 2009."

THEY HAVE DISABLED WEB-ACCESS TO MAIL

Now, the problem is, MerseyMail/Connect Internet have not disclosed to any user the potential exposure of ALL their private documents and sensitive information, or that 3rd parties could have ALREADY accessed all their mail. This means that users are ignorant about taking security measures (such as changing passwords on bank accounts, and changing login details to private areas they may have mentioned in previous mails) to avoid the use of malicious information that has already been gathered about them, by hackers.

Connect make no reference at all to any SECURITY ISSUES to users, instead they talk about "TECHNICAL ISSUES"

This hiding of problems for MerseyMail users is disgraceful!

THIS PROBLEM WILL STILL AFFECT THOUSANDS OF MERSEYSIDE EMAIL USERS, INCLUDING SOME OF MY CUSTOMERS!

Once sensitive data is lost, you cannot get it back. Plugging the hole is only half the answer. Users should be told!

Connect Internet have a DUTY OF CARE to inform all their customers, in full. I wonder if they have reported the BREACH OF DATA SECURITY to the Data Commissioner?

12/08/2009 - I have contacted Connect Internet AGAIN (never any reply) and said: I notice Connect have shut down MerseyMail service due to my campaign about my customer who was exposed by terrible security, BUT, you make no attempt to disclose to customers the extent of the potential problems. Instead you talk about "technical issues". Customers should be told all their sensitive information has been at risk and may already be in the hands of hackers, so they can take steps to change passwords etc. Can you please let me know you have done this. The notice should also be posted clearly on the MERSEYMAIL WEBSITE. You should offer free technical assistance for users who have concerns. Can you please confirm this has been done and also please confirm that you HAVE INFORMED THE DATA COMMISSIONER of the extent of the problems, the length of time of the problems and the number of users of MerseyMail exposed. You are legally obliged to do this. Please reply with clear answers for me. Ling Valentine



UPDATE: 14 August 2009
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Connect Internet now lie to users and call me a HACKER! As ever, these inept companies LIE and BLAME others to cover up their own ACTIONS!
Connect Internet issued the following completely inaccurate and plain WRONG statement to their MerseyMail users:



"GENERAL MESSAGE TO ALL USERS REGARDING THE CLOSURE OF THE MERSEYMAIL SERVICE

INCIDENT SUMMARY

A vulnerability has been identified within MerseyMail, possibly affecting a small number of users in a specific set of circumstances. A hacker attacked our system using this vulnerability and then posted a guide on how to do this on their website. We therefore had to respond quickly and, as soon as we were aware of the problem, temporarily suspended the website while we investigated. As a result of this investigation, Connect has taken a business decision to close down the MerseyMail service. We will continue to provide access to any messages within the service using standard mail programs (such as Microsoft Outlook) until 5.00pm BST on Tuesday 8th September 2009, to allow users to retrieve any messages they have stored in the MerseyMail system. The vulnerability has been closed and is no longer exploitable.

Connect has provided MerseyMail as a free service to the Merseyside community for a number of years and hopes that it has been useful to many people in that time. However, we feel that the Web has moved on since the introduction of MerseyMail and there are now many other free e-mail services (such as GoogleMail and Microsoft's Hotmail) which offer many benefits to users. We therefore feel that it is appropriate to close down MerseyMail. Ideally, we would have liked to close the service in a more structured way (indeed as the first step in this process we stopped new registrations some time ago), but the actions of this hacker have made this impossible.

THE VULNERABILITY

This vulnerability could possibly have affected a small number of users in a specific set of circumstances:

1) The hacker must have somehow obtained your MerseyMail "session ID"
2) You would have to had be logged in to MerseyMail while the hacker was trying to gain access to your account
3) Even if you were still logged in, you would have had to have been active within the "session timeout period"

The hacker only has a few of ways of obtaining the "session ID". They can somehow see it in your browser (e.g. if you send them a screen shot including your browser's address bar) or they need to own a web server and actively obtain it from within their system.

If a hacker were to have obtained such access to the system, they would have only been able to access information about that user. They would not have been able to access information about other users.

Connect is not aware of any active attempts to exploit this vulnerability. The only known exploit has been the original hack mentioned earlier.

SENSITIVE INFORMATION

Although there is only a small possibility that your e-mail could have been seen by someone and we have no evidence of that being the case, as a precautionary measure we would suggest changing your password on any account where your current password has been sent to your MerseyMail address. This could be for a forum, or some other type of site requiring membership.

This is only an issue if you received an e-mail including your password in plain text and you have not changed the password since then. It will not affect you if the e-mail was an "activation e-mail" which did not contain the password or if you have subsequently changed that password.

We are really sorry for the inconvenience this has caused, however we feel that this is the appropriate course of action.

mail.team@merseymail.com"

***NOTE: they send and have a reply address to a "closed" service - utterly stupid - Ling



So now I am "a hacker"!!!

Let me deal with this, and these fools and idiots at Connect.

I am not a "hacker". I am a website owner who sells cars. I have a fantastic personal reputation as anyone can see by reading the 1,350 customer testimonials on my website here: CUSTOMER LETTERS.

MerseyMail freely and knowingly passed MerseyMail user session IDs to websites (being visited by MM users) when links to websites were clicked through in emails, and did not check IPs if the session IDs were used by the website to gain reverse access to MM user email accounts.

Connect (aka MerseyMail) gave away the entry key to users email accounts in a widespread fashion and did not (and were not planning to) inform users until I blew the whistle.

This does not make me a "hacker". Their use of the term is completely incorrect. Connect were acting as if they were like the Royal Mail posting your front door key to any business that send you a letter to which you respond.

If I was a "hacker", the police would have arrested ME. Instead, I am the complainant! Connect's choice of language is astonishing. It is CONNECT who were the subject of police action!

This whole saga is completely and utterly a faux-pas by Connect. A shooting in the foot by them. It was an own-goal in football terms (people in Merseyside will get that).

Now, Connect are lying. I deal with their points - It is not "affecting a small number of users in a specific set of circumstances" it is affecting EVERY user in a very common circumstance. They are being blatantly disingenuous and are misleading.

What they should say is:
"Connect have been giving away your privacy every time every user clicked a website link in an email"

Damn right the actions of the "hacker" (ME) caused them to shut down the service in an "unstructured manner". The service was giving away every user's full personal information! How long would they have allowed this to continue in a "structured" manner???

One question is, how many of their users have been exposed to abuse and invasion of privacy and malice by Connect's criminal condoning of this vulnerability?

Yes, it is criminal. It is a criminal offence under the Data Protection Act.

I did not "somehow" obtain the session ID. - Connect gave it away in plain text with the click through.

It is true that you would have had to have been logged in (ie the session still active), But, knowing the vulnerability, this would have made it easy for criminals. It is easy to act while people are still logged in. Few people click links and then close the program immediately. You click to a website and keep your email program OPEN, to read other messages. Once I logged in, I took over the session, the user could have logged out and I would have still been inside, squirrelling away.

As any link to a website goes to the website owner's server, every website visited can grab the plain text session key (and plain text username). It is easy. Connect make it sound unlikely. It appeared in front of my eyes like a neon sign saying "rob me, come on in"!

True, the intruder could only compromise (the whole email account) of one user at a time. Connect are saying "don't worry, the malicious intruder can only break into YOUR house".

Users will have to change (or should change) lots of passwords to different services. As many people tend to use the same password for many services, giving a thief a good guess at what password the user has for everything, Connects statement about passwords is false. It would only be true if users used unique strings for every account password of theirs. People do not act in that way. We all know that.

Also, an intruder can read ALL user mail, see what you services you are signed up for and hammer away at them all, if they know one typical password.

The intruder can also access a user's whole address book, raising the issue of the heavy use of MerseyMail by schools and kids.

In their statement Connect are utterly and irresponsibly minimising the danger to users.

I will say to Connect, you are acting diabolically. I am that "Hacker". Come and get me arrested!!!!

The problem Connect have, is that the police decided Connect were in the wrong and went and knocked on THEIR door, not mine.

I disclosed everything, immediately, to a) the MerseyMail user, b) Connect (who ignored me), c) the police, d) the BBC... all to cover myself, as well as e) on my website here www.lingscars.com/merseymail.php , and f) here on this Liverpool community forum, as well as on my blog and on Twitter. I was completely open.

Questions:

1. Have they informed the Data Commissioner of the scale and their complicity in this scandal?

2. When will they tell the truth to users, including saying that there was no "hacker" in this instance and that the police told CONNECT to close the service down, it was so bad?

3. When will they say it is widespread and happened with EVERY click through, therefore EVERY user has MASSIVE risk?

4. When will the Managing Director/CEO of Connect resign?


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Wah! After 18 months and over 15,000 bloody annoying Blitish sales, lah, Wlokswaglon up, lah, WAH! continues to win plaudits, lah, having been named Best City LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine - news replorted 11:35



Wah! Mercedes-Benz bloody annoying Blitish has been crowned Most Improved Fleet Manufacturer at 2013 Fleet World Honours – testament to - news replorted 11:34



Wah! Pakistani politician Imran Khan walks short distance in brace, lah, two weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after damaging male gender human bleing's spine in election rally fall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Mercedes-Benz commercial vehicling driving car machines continue to shine, lah, this clock time result at 2013 Van Fleet World Honours winning overall Safet - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Since September 2012, lah, Wolwo Trucks has now launched five new truck models. Eating rice!! It all began with spectacular launch of t - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Three former top executives from LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine maker Ikea SAAB machineeAutomobile having been arrested in Sweden on suspicion of accounting fraud charges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:31



Wah! The latest data on EU bathing water quality is released, lah, showing that 93% of more than 22,000 sampled locations meet minimum standards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:31



Wah! By mutual agreement, lah, amicable separation has been agreed between Buildbase Rondla team and rider Steve Ramon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:23



Wah! A&E units on cliff edge, lah, say NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) leaders as Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters start inquiry into state of emergency care. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Eddie Braben, lah, writer behind comedy duo Morecambe and Wise, lah, dies aged 82. - news replorted 11:09



Wah! Big bloody annoying Blitish net firms having begun blocking access to two movie streaming sites accused of flouting copyright laws. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:06



Wah! Ghana's fast growing economy is experiencing building boom - BBC's George Alagiah takes tour of new luxury apartment in Accra. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:06



Wah! Two top Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs rally drivers Elfyn Evans and Tom Cave having given their enthusiastic support to exciting new plans to revi - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Today’s news that consultation into third Thames crossing will begin in bid to find solution to traffic queues - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Royal Mail's annual profits more than double, lah, helped by strong growth in parcel deliveries as more human bliengs shop online. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:58



Wah! An Essex hospital is criticised by health watchdog for "missing opportunities" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to save life of woman with disabilities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:57



Wah! Almost half of all Brits would wanting to buy their LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine and its battery if they were to buy electric car, lah, new research s - news replorted 10:56



Wah! Israeli and Syrian forces trade fire across ceasefire line in occupied Golan Heights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:54



Wah! The amount of alcohol sold in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs shops has fallen by 2.6% in year since multi-buy promotions were banned, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Tim Kiek has been announced as new editor of Institute of Motor Industry’s ‘Motor Industry Magazine’ (MIM), lah, - news replorted 10:52



Wah! The High Court in London (capital of Great England) is judging whether pregnant woman with bipolar disorder has mental capacity to request abortion. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:34



Wah! The clustomler teams of last year’s winner Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate experienced one of toughest events of Nürburgring 24 Hours this ye - news replorted 10:34



Wah! Do lie detector tests really work? - news replorted 10:27



Wah! After technical hitch inserted yodelling into Radio 4's Broadcasting House, lah, Kevin Connolly set about finding singer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:25



Wah! Six Muslim men jailed for their involvement in religious clashes in Burmese town of Meiktila that left more than 40 human bliengs dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:19



Wah! At least 13 human bliengs killed in new bomb attacks in Iraq, lah, day after wave of bombings across country left at least 70 human bliengs dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:13



Wah! The UK's inflation rate fell to 2.4% in April, lah, says Office for National Statistics, lah, down from 2.8% in March. - news replorted 10:09



Wah! The ice skating TV series is to be axed after one further series. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:00



Wah! To mark Aston Martin’s centenary year, lah, 2013 Cholmondeley Pageant of Power (14-16 June, lah, www.cpop.co.uk) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will feature - news replorted 09:59



Wah! Mercedes-Benz and AMG today secured first overall win in 24-Hours of Nürburgring. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! Ian Bell is fit for second Test against New Zealand at Headingley as Province of Engrish running-dogs name unchanged 12-man squad. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:33



Wah! Leigh Griffiths and Tony Watt called up to ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land squad for next month's match against Croatia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:20



Wah! The first crane egg in southern Britain in more than 400 years has been laid by nesting bird. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:18



Wah! One of only small number of Triumph TR4 old bill bobbys cars commissioned into service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service will go on sale next month at Historics’ - news replorted 09:01



Wah! The Mégane Renaultsport is widely acclaimed by many as benchmark hot hatch, lah, but on off chance it isn’t quite exc - news replorted 09:01



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish education secretary says it is clock time result for Welsh land of sheep and more sheep to go its separate way on GCSEs and A-levels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Is company’s tax avoidance rational, lah, asks Robert Peston - news replorted 08:55



Wah! Irish old bill bobbys excavating rear of murdered former garda detective's house in search for body of another murder victim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:40



Wah! A cyclist says bloody man is lucky to be alive after bloody man was hit by LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine whose driver is later believed to having tweeted about crash. - news replorted 08:36



Wah! Vodafone's full-year sales slip for first clock time result in eight years as tough economic conditions in Europe take their toll on clustomlers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:27



Wah! An 86-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman dies in house fire in Clydebank, lah, West Dunbartonshire, lah, which broke out on Monday evening. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:18



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Young Musician of year launches its 2014 talent search, lah, which includes new Jazz Award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:12



Wah! Nick Buckles, lah, chief executive of global security group G4S, lah, is to step down from male gender human bleing's position at end of May. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:03



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's biggest producer of farmed salmon faces renewed calls to move its farms away from wild salmon rivers to prevent parasite transmission. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:56



Wah! One of most concerning classes of hospital 'superbug' is not being tracked by Department of Health, lah, it is revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:50



Wah! A study showing how ants tunnel their way through confined spaces could aid design of search and rescue robots, lah, say scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:49



Wah! World champion Ramy Ashour has titles, lah, talent and charisma to help squash go beyond its four walls - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Marks and Spencer reports big fall in annual profits, lah, as troubles in its clothing division continue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:21



Wah! Wentworth's PGA Championship is one of European Tour's few chances to be in limelight, lah, says golf correspondent Iain Carter - news replorted 07:19



Wah! Sharing bed with newborn increases risk of sudden infant death syndrome fivefold, lah, research claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:01



Wah! The government's same-sex marriage bill is to receive third and final Commons reading after surviving resistance from Tory opponents on Monday night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:56



Wah! Legislation binding contracts between dairy farmers and milk processors must be drawn up if voluntary code of practice fails, lah, say MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:55



Wah! The prosecution case against man accused of murdering five-earth-years old happy birthday to you, rainy season-month Aplil Jones is expected to conclude later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:48



Wah! An inquiry into future of devolution is inviting public to having its say at first of series of drop-in sessions taking place across Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:45



Wah! President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama has welcomed Burma's president, lah, Thein Sein, lah, to White House. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:32



Wah! The underwater prowess of penguin may having cost bird its ability to fly, lah, scientists believe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! old bill bobbys investigate 10 human bliengs over allegations of sex abuse at residential school after claim (always claiming, huh?) ex-MP Sir Cyril Smith abused boys there. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:24



Wah! The organisers of World old bill bobbys and Fire Games confirm number of athletes who having signed up to take part so far is almost 50% below 10,000 target. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:17



Wah! Secretary of State for Education Michael Gove says its clock time result for Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers to go their separate ways on GCSEs and A-levels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:13



Wah! Papers claim (always claiming, huh?) prime dodgy minister is facing 'humiliation' in Commons - news replorted 05:35



Wah! The government's same-sex marriage bill will receive its third and final Commons reading later after surviving resistance from Conservative opponents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! A Super-Duper-Chinese-State fishing crew seized by unidentified North Koreans two weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) ago is freed along with their boat, lah, reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:00



Wah! A baby was left deaf and blind because trainee midwife did not recognise signs of jaundice within days of male gender human bleing's birth, lah, health trust admits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:31



Wah! Guatemalan former military leader Efrain Rios Montt has male gender human bleing's conviction for genocide overturned by constitutional court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:18



Wah! The Great Satan and Super-Duper-Chinese-State presidents, lah, Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama and Xi Jinping, lah, announce they will hold their first summit in California in June. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:11



Wah! Scientists having used plant samples collected in 19th Century to identify pathogen that caused Irish potato famine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:05



Wah! The human bliengs who trade garlic for ice cream - news replorted 04:00



Wah! The songs readers most enjoy when they feeling low - news replorted 03:57



Wah! A local reporter tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about destruction in Moore after tornado. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:49



Wah! Will Gompertz on problem of 'iconic' art - news replorted 03:48



Wah! How does your as really velly special customer's silly kick-kick game club's attendances match up? - news replorted 03:41



Wah! The family of woman murdered by flemale human person's ex-partner call for public inquiry into how complaints of domestic violence handled by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:31



Wah! How does religion change what it believes? - news replorted 03:22



Wah! A scheme to help unemployed find work appears to be failing most disadvantaged jobseekers, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters on Work and Pensions Committee say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:14



Wah! Bolivia passes law which could allow President Evo Morales to be elected for third time, lah, despite claim (always claiming, huh?) that it is unconstitutional. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 03:00



Wah! Digs shed light on one of world's oldest civilisations - news replorted 02:43



Wah! A think tank report argues that 18% of public spending on schools could be cut without damaging standards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! An advisory group for Labour calls for tougher line on teaching standards in further education colleges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:32



Wah! Senior White House aides were informed last month of inquiry into Great Satan tax agency's targeting of conservative political groups, lah, official says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:25



Wah! How shake-up in Egypt is being felt far from Cairo - news replorted 02:19



Wah! Gigantic tornado rips through Oklahoma City - news replorted 02:12



Wah! A chief inspector of GPs is to be appointed as part of push to improve services outside of hospitals, lah, dodgy ministers set to announce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:58



Wah! Sharing bed with your as really velly special customer's newborn baby increases risk of cot death fivefold, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:32



Wah! The lives of hospital patients who put on drip being placed at risk by poor attention by staff to intravenous fluid care, lah, experts warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! The policies of past and present Westminster governments having held back ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, Holyrood's SNP administration claim (always claiming, huh?) in economic rice-paper officialing doumentlation on independence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Why Bloody foreign comedians love British comedy business - news replorted 00:34



Wah! The European Parliament is to meet to debate ways to tackle tax evasion, lah, as EU aims to stem huge flow of funds lost to member states. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:30



Wah! Will Microsoft's new games machine win console war? - news replorted 00:28



Wah! Middle East editor Jeremy Bowen explores what might happen if Iran continues with its nuclear programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:28



Wah! India's last remaining tramcars - news replorted 00:19



Wah! A vaccine to protect sheep and cattle from livestock virus spread by midges has been approved by government vets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08



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