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I EXPOSE MASSIVE SECURITY HOLE IN SCOUSER EMAIL CLIENT MERSEYMAIL
UPDATE: 12 August 2009
SUCCESS!
MerseyMail has been shutdown, but Connect have still not mentioned the vunerabilities to users and have not warned that they are exposed to hacking!
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UPDATE: 14 August 2009
...OR IS IT?
MerseyMail/Connect deny and lie to users and publicly call me a "hacker"!
Read more here...

7th Aug 2009 - Mersey Mail are tonight exposing THOUSANDS of their Liverpool-based clients to scammers by leaving their customers email accounts open to being hacked. Any intruder who gets a click-through to their website from a MerseyMail customer can IMMEDIATELY access all the mail and information in the private or business MerseyMail account. This security hole probably applies to ALL businesses and private individuals who use Mersey Mail!

I exposed the open-door policy of Mersey Mail when I was monitoring a website customer visiting to check progress of his new car. I always monitor visitors to ensure my car supply (and customers) are not exposed to fraud. For instance, if the customer purports to be British but is logging on from a Russian server, I want to know why!

My customer "George" who is a teacher in a Merseyside college, clicked on a normal email I sent him (he logged on from his MerseyMail account), to let him know he had a new message on my secure LINGO server. But I noticed something was wrong! The customer was passing his session ID and his IP address was not being checked.

By pasting the information into a web browser, I had immediately accessed all George's private emails including a loan application from a major bank, plus details of bank statements and many other messages. I was totally horrified! This is the first time I have seen this back-door access from a private email account.

I immediately phoned the customer to tell him, and also tried to phone Mersey Mail and their parent company. No one was available to speak to me at Mersey Mail despite me telling the receptionist that all their customers are currently exposed to hackers. The problem still hasn't been fixed, so I have informed the police, the local BBC, and informed the Information Commissioner's office.

Mersey Mail are owned by Connect Internet Solutions.com in Liverpool, who claim on their website "To ensure that what we build is best of breed, a solution that is both robust and future-proof." - what a laugh!

Connect claim to be accredited to ISO 27001 in Information Security. That's complete nonsense in my opinion, a first-year student could do better than this! Mersey Mail should be shut down and every customer informed. All passwords and private account details need to be changed, as soon as possible!

My own customer has been totally compromised. It's a good job LINGsCARS.com checks the provenance of incoming customer connections. If I was a scammer, I could have taken this customer to the cleaners. George was checking on his new Nissan Qashqai, but could have ended up being hacked for thousands of pounds.



08 Aug 2009: I have been visited by the Police to help sort this foolish email hosting company out, but it turns out that Connect Internet Solutions.com also built the Intranet for the Serious Fraud Office (below), LOL! What a joke.



The Serious Fraud Office investigates and prosecutes cases of serious fraud in England, Wales and Northern Ireland. It deals with cases of suspected fraud which are complex, require specialist knowledge, are likely to give rise to national publicity and widespread public concern and those having a signifcant international dimension.

Now the SFO can learn that they may be using systems built by fools who allow this very fraud to happen!

The Police now have to go away check their own systems for the same badly-coded bug!!!








THE RESULT:

UPDATE: 12 August 2009
SUCCESS!
MerseyMail has been partly shutdown, but Connect have still not mentioned the vunerabilities to users and have not warned that they are exposed to hacking!
Connect Internet have shut down the service! They say "Due to a technical issue, we will be permanently shutting down the MerseyMail service at 5.00pm BST on Tuesday 8th September 2009."

THEY HAVE DISABLED WEB-ACCESS TO MAIL

Now, the problem is, MerseyMail/Connect Internet have not disclosed to any user the potential exposure of ALL their private documents and sensitive information, or that 3rd parties could have ALREADY accessed all their mail. This means that users are ignorant about taking security measures
(such as changing passwords on bank accounts, and changing login details to private areas they may have mentioned in previous mails) to avoid the use of malicious information that has already been gathered about them, by hackers.


Connect make no reference at all to any SECURITY ISSUES to users, instead they talk about "TECHNICAL ISSUES"

This hiding of problems for MerseyMail users is disgraceful!

THIS PROBLEM WILL STILL AFFECT THOUSANDS OF MERSEYSIDE EMAIL USERS, INCLUDING SOME OF MY CUSTOMERS!

Once sensitive data is lost, you cannot get it back. Plugging the hole is only half the answer. Users should be told!

Connect Internet have a DUTY OF CARE to inform all their customers, in full. I wonder if they have reported the BREACH OF DATA SECURITY to the Data Commissioner?

12/08/2009 - I have contacted Connect Internet AGAIN (never any reply) and said: I notice Connect have shut down MerseyMail service due to my campaign about my customer who was exposed by terrible security, BUT, you make no attempt to disclose to customers the extent of the potential problems. Instead you talk about "technical issues". Customers should be told all their sensitive information has been at risk and may already be in the hands of hackers, so they can take steps to change passwords etc. Can you please let me know you have done this. The notice should also be posted clearly on the MERSEYMAIL WEBSITE. You should offer free technical assistance for users who have concerns. Can you please confirm this has been done and also please confirm that you HAVE INFORMED THE DATA COMMISSIONER of the extent of the problems, the length of time of the problems and the number of users of MerseyMail exposed. You are legally obliged to do this. Please reply with clear answers for me. Ling Valentine



UPDATE: 14 August 2009
OH DEAR!
Connect Internet now lie to users and call me a HACKER! As ever, these inept companies LIE and BLAME others to cover up their own ACTIONS!
Connect Internet issued the following completely inaccurate and plain WRONG statement to their MerseyMail users:




"GENERAL MESSAGE TO ALL USERS REGARDING THE CLOSURE OF THE MERSEYMAIL SERVICE

INCIDENT SUMMARY

A vulnerability has been identified within MerseyMail, possibly affecting a small number of users in a specific set of circumstances. A hacker attacked our system using this vulnerability and then posted a guide on how to do this on their website. We therefore had to respond quickly and, as soon as we were aware of the problem, temporarily suspended the website while we investigated. As a result of this investigation, Connect has taken a business decision to close down the MerseyMail service. We will continue to provide access to any messages within the service using standard mail programs (such as Microsoft Outlook) until 5.00pm BST on Tuesday 8th September 2009, to allow users to retrieve any messages they have stored in the MerseyMail system. The vulnerability has been closed and is no longer exploitable.

Connect has provided MerseyMail as a free service to the Merseyside community for a number of years and hopes that it has been useful to many people in that time. However, we feel that the Web has moved on since the introduction of MerseyMail and there are now many other free e-mail services (such as GoogleMail and Microsoft's Hotmail) which offer many benefits to users. We therefore feel that it is appropriate to close down MerseyMail. Ideally, we would have liked to close the service in a more structured way (indeed as the first step in this process we stopped new registrations some time ago), but the actions of this hacker have made this impossible.

THE VULNERABILITY

This vulnerability could possibly have affected a small number of users in a specific set of circumstances:

1) The hacker must have somehow obtained your MerseyMail "session ID"
2) You would have to had be logged in to MerseyMail while the hacker was trying to gain access to your account
3) Even if you were still logged in, you would have had to have been active within the "session timeout period"

The hacker only has a few of ways of obtaining the "session ID". They can somehow see it in your browser (e.g. if you send them a screen shot including your browser's address bar) or they need to own a web server and actively obtain it from within their system.

If a hacker were to have obtained such access to the system, they would have only been able to access information about that user. They would not have been able to access information about other users.

Connect is not aware of any active attempts to exploit this vulnerability. The only known exploit has been the original hack mentioned earlier.

SENSITIVE INFORMATION

Although there is only a small possibility that your e-mail could have been seen by someone and we have no evidence of that being the case, as a precautionary measure we would suggest changing your password on any account where your current password has been sent to your MerseyMail address. This could be for a forum, or some other type of site requiring membership.

This is only an issue if you received an e-mail including your password in plain text and you have not changed the password since then. It will not affect you if the e-mail was an "activation e-mail" which did not contain the password or if you have subsequently changed that password.

We are really sorry for the inconvenience this has caused, however we feel that this is the appropriate course of action.

mail.team@merseymail.com"


***NOTE: they send and have a reply address to a "closed" service - utterly stupid - Ling




So now I am "a hacker"!!!

Let me deal with this, and these fools and idiots at Connect.

I am not a "hacker". I am a website owner who sells cars. I have a fantastic personal reputation as anyone can see by reading the 1,350 customer testimonials on my website here: CUSTOMER LETTERS.

MerseyMail freely and knowingly passed MerseyMail user session IDs to websites (being visited by MM users) when links to websites were clicked through in emails, and did not check IPs if the session IDs were used by the website to gain reverse access to MM user email accounts.

Connect (aka MerseyMail) gave away the entry key to users email accounts in a widespread fashion and did not (and were not planning to) inform users until I blew the whistle.

This does not make me a "hacker". Their use of the term is completely incorrect. Connect were acting as if they were like the Royal Mail posting your front door key to any business that send you a letter to which you respond.

If I was a "hacker", the police would have arrested ME. Instead, I am the complainant! Connect's choice of language is astonishing. It is CONNECT who were the subject of police action!

This whole saga is completely and utterly a faux-pas by Connect. A shooting in the foot by them. It was an own-goal in football terms (people in Merseyside will get that).

Now, Connect are lying. I deal with their points - It is not "affecting a small number of users in a specific set of circumstances" it is affecting EVERY user in a very common circumstance. They are being blatantly disingenuous and are misleading.

What they should say is:
"Connect have been giving away your privacy every time every user clicked a website link in an email"

Damn right the actions of the "hacker" (ME) caused them to shut down the service in an "unstructured manner". The service was giving away every user's full personal information! How long would they have allowed this to continue in a "structured" manner???

One question is, how many of their users have been exposed to abuse and invasion of privacy and malice by Connect's criminal condoning of this vulnerability?

Yes, it is criminal. It is a criminal offence under the Data Protection Act.

I did not "somehow" obtain the session ID. - Connect gave it away in plain text with the click through.

It is true that you would have had to have been logged in (ie the session still active), But, knowing the vulnerability, this would have made it easy for criminals. It is easy to act while people are still logged in. Few people click links and then close the program immediately. You click to a website and keep your email program OPEN, to read other messages. Once I logged in, I took over the session, the user could have logged out and I would have still been inside, squirrelling away.

As any link to a website goes to the website owner's server, every website visited can grab the plain text session key (and plain text username). It is easy. Connect make it sound unlikely. It appeared in front of my eyes like a neon sign saying "rob me, come on in"!

True, the intruder could only compromise (the whole email account) of one user at a time. Connect are saying "don't worry, the malicious intruder can only break into YOUR house".

Users will have to change (or should change) lots of passwords to different services. As many people tend to use the same password for many services, giving a thief a good guess at what password the user has for everything, Connects statement about passwords is false. It would only be true if users used unique strings for every account password of theirs. People do not act in that way. We all know that.

Also, an intruder can read ALL user mail, see what you services you are signed up for and hammer away at them all, if they know one typical password.

The intruder can also access a user's whole address book, raising the issue of the heavy use of MerseyMail by schools and kids.

In their statement Connect are utterly and irresponsibly minimising the danger to users.

I will say to Connect, you are acting diabolically. I am that "Hacker". Come and get me arrested!!!!

The problem Connect have, is that the police decided Connect were in the wrong and went and knocked on THEIR door, not mine.

I disclosed everything, immediately, to a) the MerseyMail user, b) Connect (who ignored me), c) the police, d) the BBC... all to cover myself, as well as e) on my website here www.lingscars.com/merseymail.php , and f) here on this Liverpool community forum, as well as on my blog and on Twitter. I was completely open.

Questions:

1. Have they informed the Data Commissioner of the scale and their complicity in this scandal?

2. When will they tell the truth to users, including saying that there was no "hacker" in this instance and that the police told CONNECT to close the service down, it was so bad?

3. When will they say it is widespread and happened with EVERY click through, therefore EVERY user has MASSIVE risk?

4. When will the Managing Director/CEO of Connect resign?



There is a full thread to read on Liverpool community forum Yo! Liverpool





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Wah! TyreSafe Awards 2016 TyreSafe, lah, UK’s not-for-profit tyre safety awareness organisation, lah, is inviting all road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety stakeholders to enter - news replorted 11:41



Wah! The target for routine operations in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, such as hip and knee ops, lah, has been missed for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:40



Wah! Jennings in full flight on Galway International Rally Garry Jennings achieved memorable overall victory on last weekend’s Corrib Oil Galway International Rally, lah, using male gender human bleing's K - news replorted 11:37



Wah! 1999 Lamborghini Diablo SV special 1999 Lamborghini Diablo SV, lah, believed to be bloody velly last Lamborghini to leave Sant'Agata factory before Vo - news replorted 11:30



Wah! New Plugleot Traveller Presented as world exclusive at 2016 Geneva Motor Show, lah, Plugleot Traveller enters MPV and VIP shuttle secto - news replorted 11:06



Wah! Dan Biggar recovers from ankle injury and will start in unchanged Welsh land of sheep and more sheep side against ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land in Cardiff on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Outlander PHEV motorway service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service station charger Go Ultra Low Mlitslublishli Outlander PHEV has wowed film crew in road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu challenge. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:59



Wah! Officials in western France say six school pupils having been killed in collision involving bus in Rochefort. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:48



Wah! The network was named Channel of Year at Broadcast Awards, lah, with six of its shows picking up prizes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:47



Wah! Everyone would appreciate crystal ball to provide insight into future, lah, and motor industry is no exception. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:45



Wah! Liverpool's owners told fight to make silly kick-kick game affordable will go on despite club's reverse on ticket prices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:41



Wah! With just over month to go until Chancellor of Exchequer delivers 2016 Budget, lah, BVRLA has called on HM - news replorted 10:36



Wah! A new study by Kwik Fit, lah, UK’s leading automotive servicing and repair company, lah, has revealed that falling oil prices - news replorted 10:35



Wah! In world of money printing central banks, lah, negative interest rates and global economic slowdown, lah, investors no longer quite sure where ground is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:31



Wah! Nato is ready to patrol Aegean Sea to deter people-smugglers taking migrants from Turkey to Greece, lah, Great Satan Defence Secretary Ashton Carter says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:28



Wah! London's top shares fall nearly 3%, lah, while other European markets see even bigger falls, lah, amid anxiety about health of global economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:26



Wah! A couple who were separated following Second World fighty bang-bang having been reunited after more than 70 years apart. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:24



Wah! PEUGEOT Traveller i-Lab VIP 3.0 Shuttle concept Plugleot Traveller i-Lab VIP 3.0 Shuttle concept is being unveiled at forthcoming Geneva Motor Show and presents - news replorted 10:24



Wah! Bentley Bentayga position of Bentley Motors as employer of choice has been underlined after capitalist entity was recognised as Top Em - news replorted 10:20



Wah! 1954 Bentley R-Type Continental Fastback Barons is adding three specialist auctions to its 2016 calendar, lah, including Rolls-Royce, lah, Bentley and prestige classic c - news replorted 10:18



Wah! A new survey from Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity, lah, and Direct Line has revealed one in five drivers having risked driving t - news replorted 10:14



Wah! Some 42% of parents of children diagnosed with cancer feel their concerns were ignored by GPs, lah, research by cancer charity CLIC Sargent suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! AP Racing Prevails in Brake Technology Patent Case In landmark legal case, lah, AP Racing has been awarded ÂRMB Yuan #570,660 in damages, lah, costs and interest following ruling that Alc - news replorted 09:48



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs wicketkeeper Sarah Taylor will play flemale human person's 100th one-day international when they face South Africa on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:38



Wah! Ministers expected to impose contract on junior doctors in Province of Engrish running-dogs after British Medical Association rejected final "take-it-or-leave-it" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) offer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:38



Wah! Tech giant Google says it will hide content removed under "right to be forgotten" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) from all versions of search engine when viewed from countries where removal was approved. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:36



Wah! British Gas and EDF Energy announce they cutting their gas prices, lah, last of big six energy suppliers to so. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:24



Wah! The draft internet monitoring bill has been criticised as "a dragnet approach" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "disproportionate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by former Deputy Prime dodgy minister Nick Clegg. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:15



Wah! Formula 1 commentator Eddie Jordan and German racing driver Sabine Schmitz to join new series of Top Gear. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:12



Wah! Hyundai partners with Zipcar to bring i30 to LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine club fleet in London (capital of Great England) Ryundali Motor has introduced significant volume of Ryundali i30 models to Zipcar’s central London (capital of Great England) fleet. Pass chopsticks!! deal is th - news replorted 09:05



Wah! A blaze is reported at Tata Steel plant in Port Talbot, lah, Mid and West Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Fire service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:02



Wah! Visitor registration goes live for CV Show 2016 latest new vans from some of best-known names in Light Commercial vehicling driving car machine Industry set to be major dra - news replorted 09:01



Wah! A Great Satan push for immediate ceasefire in Syria runs into Russian opposition ahead of talks aimed at reviving stalled peace negotiations on conflict. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:50



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish government makes small step towards making online communication with public easier. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:45



Wah! Comments by Facebook board member could put Mark Zuckerberg's global plans on back foot. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Mercury stars in EDT case study for IMI film ITN production team visited Mercury LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Centre in Brentwood on Monday 8 Febliurary to shoot footage of EDT’s engine det - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Hong Kong shares join regional downward trend, lah, falling nearly 4%, lah, as trading resumes after Lunar New Year break. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:17



Wah! As prime dodgy minister enters this last week of negotiation before crunch EU summit in Brussels next week, lah, ministers' minds turning to what happens in aftermath, lah, not just of summit, lah, but referendum itself. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 08:13



Wah! The International Floord Show one-off auction featuring only classic Fords will take place at International Floord Show, lah, this year’s newest and mo - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Carol Keller, lah, Marketing & Communications Director, lah, BEN BEN, lah, automotive industry charity has recently appointed Carol Keller in newly created role as Marketing & Communic - news replorted 08:00



Wah! A young Australian boy with cystic fibrosis was given chance to save Sydney from super villain on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:42



Wah! Rio Tinto reports slump in net profits and keeps its dividend flat, lah, hit by fall in commodity prices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:41



Wah! Ampera-e battery electric car Opel Group will launch revolutionary new battery electric LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine next year, lah, as capitalist entity continues biggest, lah, most fa - news replorted 07:30



Wah! Honda's Boots in boots As first day of London (capital of Great England) Triathlon Show gets underway today, lah, main sponsor Rondla bloody annoying Blitish is further underlining its suit - news replorted 07:00



Wah! The Hollywood studio behind Great Satan film Dallas Buyers Club is no longer pursuing its piracy case against Australians accused of illegally downloading movie. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:55



Wah! old bill bobbys should change their approach to sex abuse allegations and pursue claim (always claiming, huh?) with "open mind" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) rather than follow current policy of presuming them to be true. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:01



Wah! The FBI moves in on last occupiers of wildlife reserve in Great Satan state of Oregon who protesting against federal control of local lands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! How Clement Attlee's decision in 1940s to arm Britain with nuclear weapons looms over party's debate on renewing Trident. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:59



Wah! Why does treatment for pets cost so much? - news replorted 01:57



Wah! Why crew shortages cause one in 10 train delays? - news replorted 01:52



Wah! A 94-year former Nazi SS guard at Auschwitz death camp in Poland is to go on trial in Germany over murder of at least 170,000 people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Labour's local government spokesman acknowledges bloody man "made slip" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when bloody man suggested Tunbridge Wells was in Surrey rather than Kent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Foodies turning to this new type of pepper - news replorted 01:34



Wah! Fighting in Syria's Aleppo province has displaced about 50,000 human bliengs and humanitarian situation is deteriorating rapidly, lah, Red Cross says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:29



Wah! Russia is succeeding in Syria where West has failed, lah, by setting achievable goal and committing enough force to reach it, lah, as Jonathan Marcus reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:11



Wah! The Met old bill bobbys is increasingly concerned that so-called Islamic State’s foothold in Libya could become springboard for terrorist attacks on UK, lah, as Frank Gardner reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:10



Wah! Issues of mutual concern propelling leaders of Roman Catholic and Russian Orthodox Churches towards dialogue, lah, as Caroline Wyatt reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:09



Wah! The BBC's director general Tony Hall is "effectively accountable to no-one", lah, says new report by group of MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! London-based Glaswegian photographer Dougie Wallace spent four years documenting black-and-yellow Premier Padmini taxis that having been feature of Mumbai, lah, India's financial capital, lah, since 1960s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! More students from white working class backgrounds to be targeted in university recruitment controlling in driving manner - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Iran debates sexual harassment after newsreader puts recording online - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Sesame Street's Elmo explains why male gender human bleing's neighbourhood seems to having gone upmarket. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:01



Wah! The Cultural Revolution and cult of mango - news replorted 01:00



Wah! Why UK's hopes for Europe not same as other countries', lah, asks Allan Little - news replorted 00:57



Wah! The way old bill bobbys deal with alleged sex offences comes under microscope, lah, while UK's relationship with Europe continues to make headlines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! David Bowie's son Duncan Jones announces bloody man is to become father for first clock time result - revealing news one month after singer's death. - news replorted 00:35



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation talks to vendors in Mong Kok after clashes following operation to clear unlicensed street food stalls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:32



Wah! When Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor took part in student production in Oxford - news replorted 00:23



Wah! The system of 'bloody Engrish Votes for bloody Engrish Laws' is too complicated and may not last long due its lack of support, lah, committee of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Vice-chancellors at bloody annoying Blitish universities receive average salary packages of ÂRMB Yuan #272,000 year, lah, University and College Union says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! A new exhibition looks at how women of Royal Family dress in keeping with their royal duties and with current fashion. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! The dance teacher with Down's Syndrome - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Most grocery shoppers unable to identify cheapest deals when faced with blizzard of "special offers" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in stores, lah, financial experts say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Surveyors witnessing surge of demand from buy-to-let investors which they expect to push up house prices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Spending year living monastic life - news replorted 00:09



Wah! BT says it will launch new service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service later this year to divert nuisance calls within its network before they ring on clustomlers' phones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! All criminals who plead guilty at earliest opportunity could having their sentences cut by third, lah, under new plans in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Google's agreement with UK's tax authorities has caused public furore, lah, but is tide finally turning for corporate tax avoiders? - news replorted 00:01



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