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I made this image (right) from typical customer driving licences - I don't reveal the personal details. So, don't feel ashamed, just about every customer has points.

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In order to lease a new car, you will need to send me "proofs". The main address proof used in the UK is your driving licence, along with one or two utility bills. I will need both parts of your licence, photo card and paper counterpart.

If your licence is not in your current address, you should take good quality photocopy (card details should be enlarged and photo cannot resemble Jamaican coal miner) and immediately apply a new one from the DVLA. They turn it around, fast. In this case, until your new licence arrives, I will also need a copy of your passport and additional address proofs.

Home address proofs are usually utility bills like gas, water, electric, or paper bank statements, or council tax or Inland Revenue letters.

As a customer, you will be able to upload all proofs to my online, secure, 256-bit encrypted "LINGO" server area. Every customer gets a secure account - FREE!
Typical Russian scammers!
Here's one a Russian scammer made earlier

I have NEVER suffered a case of ID or data theft. No other leasing company uses this technology to protect you. You should never email, fax or need to send your sensitive information, unencrypted. I believe every other leasing company fails the duty of care under the Data Protection Act, by not using best protection for their customers and by allowing unencrypted ID transfer.


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