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CAR SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS
Turn up your sound and watch video below:
...by Melissa Hartington-Smythe
my Blitish Airways stewardess!
BVRLA outcast Melissa Hartington-Smythe, my very fit car safety stewardess takes my visitors and customers on a journey around my SAFETY POLICY!
I offer full LINGsCARS safety advice for my car leasing customers and it is brought to life for people who have difficulty reading English, by posh Melissa.
It may be a criminal offence to remove the car safety card from your car.
LINGsCARS is the UK's favourite car leasing website. Take an aspirin before visiting. After you have watched this video, it will self-destruct.
FREE
CAR SAFETY
INFORMATION CARD
...it downloads to your computer as a PDF.
APPLY A FIRST AID KIT!
FREE FIRST AID KIT
I send you car First Aid kit just big enough to fit your car glove box and just useful enough to cope with a scratch on your little finger!
Seriously, there is some useful stuff in this kit, although it is not designed for motorway pile-up situations…
Contents:
- 20 x Sterile plasters
- 4 x Emergency Chinese Individual Polo Mints
- 4 x Alcohol-free wound cleansing wipes
- 1 x triangular “Taliban” bandage
- 1 x low adherent sterile “Vietnam NVA” field dressing for pressure on larger messy wound
- 1 x syringe, needle and ampoule 10mg best quality cheap Afghan morphine.
& I send you a free first aid kit!
Clicking the "tweet" link will open an address form below...
THANKS!
I will send your first aid kit in the post. - Ling
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Online Service
Response Times
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Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery
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92 CLIENTS IN 'PROPOSAL'
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...LING REPLIES IN:
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152 CLIENTS IN 'ORDER'
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...LING REPLIES IN:
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Customers use my secure LINGO management system.
Response times
above based on last 4 hour period between
9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri
-Ling
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No Waiting
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MINI BLOG
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Posted: 02/07/10
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Can you believe prices you see on the web? I've gotta say, how annoyed it makes me that so many websites break the law, also known...
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Posted: 04/03/10
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Listening to the radio in our cars is something we all take for granted. Every car these days comes with a good quality radio, and...
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Posted: 02/08/10
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I've just delivered a new car to a senior manager (for his personal use) in PENDRAGON PLC, the UK's largest dealer group. The grou...
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Posted: 15/12/10
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I have a BSc in Applied Chemistry and an MSc in Environmental Management, so have some qualification to comment on this issue. Sor...
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Just to say that Mark, Jamie and Jonny have graduated. Fantastic! All have got FIRSTS in Computer something or other from Sun...
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Posted: 08/07/10
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Although I only lease cars in the UK, my sister Shan asked me to help her buy a brand-new car in China! She looked at quite a...
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I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
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Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am - Ling
THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 624022
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
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Latest BBC NEWS from LING in CHINGLISH!
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2.0 CDTi 128bhp
4dr
diesel,
man,
met
Insignia
£299.99
per month, inc VAT
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1.6 i 115bhp
5dr
petrol,
man,
non-met
Juke
£225.86
per month, inc VAT
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2.2 CDi Blu... 134bhp
5dr
diesel,
man,
non-met
C-Class Es
£311.99
per month, inc VAT
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2.0 D-4s 200bhp
2dr
petrol,
man,
non-met
GT86
£432.06
per month, inc VAT
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2.2 CDi Blu... 167bhp
2dr
diesel,
auto,
met
C-Class Co
£430.80
per month, inc VAT
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