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Understand how Ling markets her online car leasing business

Contract hire cars from Ling Valentine, LINGsCARS is the UK's favourite car leasing website - On 2016 I leased over £85 million in cars! (RRP)

I live inside my car leasing website all day Monday to Friday 9am-6pm. I lease the cheapest PCP and contract hire cars in the UK! - I am Ling, accept no substitutes

UK's car leasing queen Ling Valentine

Ling Valentine, UK's car leasing queen

I am LING you can trust me

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Ling's MANTRA!
Socialist-Capitalist Car Ideology

My philosophy is simple and refreshing!

YOU will benefit from the application of diligence, hard work and thoroughness that I learnt growing up and at school in China. The workers of the world will unite to achieve greatness. I aim to do everything right, first time. I punish myself for making mistakes, so they happen rarely.

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Chinese punk Internationale
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Ling on leased tractor in collective farm

LINGsCARS World HQ, Gateshead



Every customer...

...who sends me a proposal for a contract hire car will be dealt with in a thoughtful and correct manner, in compliance with the Human Rights Act (Chinese rules).

In accordance with the People's Representative Council guidelines, I will endeavour to provide every assistance and help to every customer in an equal and comradely manner.

However, if customer engages in anti-Ling protest or whips up anger and resentment amongst the proletariat masses of website visitors, they will be labelled a pig-headed capitalist-roader and be subject to my substantial penalties.

God save Mr Mao!

You should seek truth from facts.
Three sayings which match my philosophy are;


"It does not matter if a car is black or white as long as it gets you to the shops"
- Deng Xiao Ping


"People of Britain
you can trust me"

- Tony Blair

"I am Chinese not Catholic:
I cannot do miracles"

- Ling


Long Live Ling!


- Ling
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Online Service
Response Times
Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery
 
83 CLIENTS IN 'PROPOSAL'
...LING REPLIES IN:
  HRS : MINUTES sec  
 
172 CLIENTS IN 'ORDER'
...LING REPLIES IN:
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Lingscars.com Limited (GB)
Customers use my secure LINGO management system.
Response times above based on last 4 hour period between
9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri
-Ling
WOW! UK's best service times!
No Waiting
lingscars.com
Hello, hello! This is me!
Don't run, little customers! I'm friendly...
I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am
- Ling


THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!

The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 663330
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
LING World HQ
People's Republic of Gateshead!

 
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Skoda Octavia Estate
2.0 TDI CR 150bhp 5dr
diesel, man, non-met
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£248.23
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£210.31
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Nissan Juke
1.5 dCi 110bhp 5dr
diesel, man, non-met
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£191.22
per month, inc VAT
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Ford Focus
1.0 EcoBoos... 125bhp 5dr
petrol, man, met
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Focus
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£201.28
per month, inc VAT
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Kia Sportage
1.6 GDi 130bhp 5dr
petrol, man, met
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£228.90
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