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UK's car leasing queen Ling Valentine

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Ling Valentine, UK's car leasing queen

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Ling's MANTRA!
Socialist-Capitalist Car Ideology

My philosophy is simple and refreshing!

YOU will benefit from the application of diligence, hard work and thoroughness that I learnt growing up and at school in China. The workers of the world will unite to achieve greatness. I aim to do everything right, first time. I punish myself for making mistakes, so they happen rarely.

STIRRING MUSIC!

Chinese punk Internationale
Chinese Happy Happy
Beautiful Anthem
Ling on leased tractor in collective farm

LINGsCARS World HQ, Gateshead



Every customer...

...who sends me a proposal for a contract hire car will be dealt with in a thoughtful and correct manner, in compliance with the Human Rights Act (Chinese rules).

In accordance with the People's Representative Council guidelines, I will endeavour to provide every assistance and help to every customer in an equal and comradely manner.

However, if customer engages in anti-Ling protest or whips up anger and resentment amongst the proletariat masses of website visitors, they will be labelled a pig-headed capitalist-roader and be subject to my substantial penalties.

God save Mr Mao!

You should seek truth from facts.
Three sayings which match my philosophy are;


"It does not matter if a car is black or white as long as it gets you to the shops"
- Deng Xiao Ping


"People of Britain
you can trust me"

- Tony Blair

"I am Chinese not Catholic:
I cannot do miracles"

- Ling


Long Live Ling!


- Ling
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Online Service
Response Times
Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery
 
88 CLIENTS IN 'PROPOSAL'
...LING REPLIES IN:
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59 CLIENTS IN 'ORDER'
...LING REPLIES IN:
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Customers use my secure LINGO management system.
Response times above based on last 4 hour period between
9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri
-Ling
WOW! UK's best service times!
No Waiting
lingscars.com
Hello, hello! This is me!
Don't run, little customers! I'm friendly...
I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am
- Ling


THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!

The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
15 Riverside Studios
Newcastle Business Park
Newcastle upon Tyne, NE4 7YL
Tel 0191 460 9444
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 663330
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
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LINGsCARS.com Limited is registered in England and Wales under company number: 06178634 [15 Riverside Studios Amethyst Road, Newcastle Business Park, Newcastle Upon Tyne, Tyne And Wear, NE4 7YL] LINGsCARS.com Limited is authorised and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority, under FCA number: 721481. We act as a credit broker not a lender. We work with a number of carefully selected credit providers who may be able to offer you finance for your purchase. (Written Quotation available upon request). Whichever lender we introduce you to, we will typically receive commission from them (either a fixed fee or a fixed percentage of the amount you borrow) this will not affect the rate you are offered or the amount you will pay back. The lenders we work with could pay commission at different rates. All finance is subject to status and income. Terms and conditions apply. Applicants must be 18 years or over. We are only able to offer finance products from these providers. LINGsCARS.com Limited are registered with the Information Commissioners Office under registration number: Z1098490