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After cyclone, I ran appeal! you remember? - The Myanmar Government would not allow any aid or aid workers for weeks after the disaster! Assholes. - Burma
Current Burma Disaster Pledge Amount: £275!

6000 "Fuku" noodles ready to go. Make your pledge, write your message to the Burmese ambassador and press "Send"!
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I will handwrite note in big red marker and attach to Fuku noodles.
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After you press "Send", I package and post Fuku chicken noodles to chicken ambassador and charity pledge form will pop-up. I trust you to complete! - Ling - Burma

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Express your anger to Burmese Junta!

I am Ling, not some faceless company! I have over 6000 packs of "Fuku" brand noodles to post to Burmese Embassy in the UK.

Burmese ambassador will get these with big handwritten note showing your words! Do not be shy! Anything goes!

All money pledged goes directly to Disasters Emergency Committee. Your money does not buy noodles and no money comes to me. (I cover all costs of lousy noodles, packaging, post and legal bills).
This is my own positive action to show feeling to Burmese Government. It is about time people did more! - Ling
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...and then I send noodles to Burmese Ambassador!

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I hope he appreciated all those FUKU noodles!

I sent boxes and boxes of them!