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richardjgooch Friendly people in Amsterdam in my experience, great coffee too 17 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm flying to Chengdu in less than 1 hour with . I'm currently lounging at Schipol. It's a nice airport I think. 23 minutes ago Reply
jpetrovay RT : The #DealershipToday Superstars Report is out! Stories via #ema… 21 hours ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy They are about today... is it a full moon tonight? 22 hours ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy RT : It doesn't imply I'm a franchise at all. It implies the car is a new Audi. See letter to Honda, they rolled over. https://t.… 22 hours ago Reply
utoMarketer The #DealershipToday Superstars Report is out! Stories via #emailmarketing 23 hours ago Reply
R_Calil Sure. The whole world out there has lots of stuff to sell to the UK which cannot be sold to the EU becau… 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Our "serious response" to the EU is "Finally. We asked you to do this months ago and you refused" 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's because it's protectionist and there is a whole World out there. Single Market is *NOT* the centre of the univ… 1 day ago Reply
Mrtightpants All for show. The EU is massively disunited in reality. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Indeed. What a fucking stitch up. 1 day ago Reply
UKBALANCEPARTY Let you off then 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, Herr Tusk *DID* Tweet: "Before discussing EU-UK future, we must first sort out our past." 1 day ago Reply
UKBALANCEPARTY Naughty tweet this one lingdogs 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Herr Donald, please remember, if it wasn't for the British... as a Pole you would now be saying "Jawohl mein herr,… 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Herr Tusk ...3) Spurious invoices from the EU (who can't get its own accounts audited) are ridiculous. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Herr Tusk: 1) The UK government wants to guarantee the rights of EU citizens, the EU wouldn't discuss. 2) Everyone… 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Fundamentally, Schipol is my local hub and KLM is my local airline up here near Newcastle. It's not s fault it… 1 day ago Reply
RedHotSquirrel Enjoy the flight, despite the airline. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am flying to Chengdu tomorrow, with my favourite airline 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : UK govt must be firm with the EU: No money No adherence to EU law Reclaim UK Territorial Waters No deal on Gib or NI F… 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The decision by the European Council to keep intact their Gibraltar Discrimination in their Brexit negotiating... https:… 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is not in an infringement of trademarks since the law provides for a specific defence in this respect. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS EU say "After UK leaves the Union, no agreement between the EU & UK may apply to Gibraltar without agreement between Spain & UK." - FUCK OFF 1 day ago Reply
Danjk1984 Surprised at that. I know a few dealers who've had the trademark act thrown at them and lost. They don't… 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS *I FOUGHT HONDA (EUROPE) - AND WON!* Back in 2010 I fought Honda over using their logo... they rolled. PDF here 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS It doesn't imply I'm a franchise at all. It implies the car is a new Audi. See letter to Honda, they rolled over.… 1 day ago Reply
FelicKingest Мне кажется, они вдохновляются дизайном Lingscars. Ваще, могло быть и хуже. Они могли сделать линки ан… 1 day ago Reply
Danjk1984 You can write the word e.g. "Lease a new Audi", you cant just use their logos, that implies you're a franchise. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why? That's what I'm selling. I can't sell generic "cars", that's ridiculous. My new slogan: "Lease a new brandless… 1 day ago Reply
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Danjk1984 Naughty to use manufacturers logo! 1 day ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Your profile: "Fierce defender of democracy and justice. Passionately Pro-EU&Pro UK" A weird mash-up oxymoron of 2… 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS *LIVE WEBCAM STREAM* My office cam live stream is working in FULL HD! No website IN WURRRLD has such a good webcam!… 2 days ago Reply
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jalbertbowdenii ling's cars. you are welcome. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Lings Cars. Website will make your eyes bleed but very good service! And Free stuff.. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS You will notice, when I stand up to people strongly, they delete their tweets. Fuck 'em :) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS What's childish: is the racist schoolkid. Reacting to racism strongly isn't childish, it's strong and good. Punish… 3 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS HOW TO USE EBAY-My little JCB Workmax made £3750 on ebay. A good but fair price. The power of eBay… 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Theresa May says "THANKS SO MUCH, JEREMY" for this Tweet. Cash is in the post to you. Unbelievable. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, you want people to Tweet you back if they see a dark Vauxhall Vectra? Or call 999? Hmmm... 3 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS My JCB Workmax is SELLING in 30 seconds! 4 days ago Reply
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grumbo RT : WoW! Nearly 1,000 views on my JCB Workmax 4x4 baby diesel truckky, and up to £2550. Just 2 days to go! 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Been testing my **LIVE** real-time Full-HD streaming Office Cam. Best on the whole internet. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I take over Piccadilly Circus ad boards on my Triumph Bonneville as "Jimmy". Turn up your speakers/headset. Superb, 6 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Hmmm, surely the answer to this "problem", if that's the meaning of your tweet, is not to park illegally? 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS WoW! Nearly 1,000 views on my JCB Workmax 4x4 baby diesel truckky, and up to £2550. Just 2 days to go!… 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you want to see how Piccadilly Circus SHOULD look, have a glance at my website :) turn u… 6 days ago Reply
dawsonyweb RT : *I CRAP ON RACIST SCHOOLKID* from posh expensive private school - read pics. Children like this need a slap. I make sure he… 1 week ago Reply
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750turbo1 RT : *I CRAP ON RACIST SCHOOLKID* from posh expensive private school - read pics. Children like this need a slap. I make sure he… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, but his "Marketing Manager" is... :) 1 week ago Reply
Jorge_orwell The worst part is that he wasn't even old enough to lease a car 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS *I CRAP ON RACIST SCHOOLKID* from posh expensive private school - read pics. Children like this need a slap. I make… 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS "First coal-free day in Britain since Ind Revolution" says BBC. Bollocks. No elec produced by any means, till WELL AFTER Ind Rev ended. 1 week ago Reply
MikeSocial RT : Oh, just seen a nice analysis of my website: READ! from 1 week ago Reply
grumbo Ling in one of her 'Don't mess with me' moods. I won't, for one. 1 week ago Reply
bigsanj81 The website is crazy. Had to shut it off in fear of getting an epileptic fit on the train. 1 week ago Reply
bigsanj81 Nice one. Will have a look. 1 week ago Reply
UKBALANCEPARTY can we take it you will be voting Tory Ling? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes... and Spain quickly retreated with the Gibraltar threats... strong, stable leadership. 1 week ago Reply
LeaseWorld Thats a big Spanner Ling - hope no-one has pissed you off.... 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I can lease a ball park if you want? How much you want to pay? I may include some balls. Thanks for vote! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS What the fuck's wrong with you, calling PM "Chicken Coward Liar"? You need to show respect. Doesn't need to talk to… 1 week ago Reply
MrNeilB look at - websites a bit mental but prices are the right ball park 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS John, Daniel my Spanish employee is here in my office and is very happy that you are pleased with your Czech-built… 1 week ago Reply
thestiley Eagle 1 landed today - 2 weeks ahead of schedule; many thanks to ALL your team for the excellent service :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes well, everyone knows Gateshead is Bronx of Newcastle, full of drug dealers and burning cars so I'm surprised yo… 1 week ago Reply
SuperNcl RT : The website is amazing! And turns out they are in Gateshead 1 week ago Reply
NCL_Uncovered The website is amazing! And turns out they are in Gateshead 1 week ago Reply
grumbo And what did you call Europeans when you were eleven? 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS *ABUSIVE PUPIL LOCATED!* at Battle Abbey Boarding School, called me "Chink", ...the little shit. Being suspended fo… 1 week ago Reply
saxbophone RT : *I EXPOSE MORE RACIST SCHOOLKIDS* from an expensive boarding school: Battle Abbey School. let the outing of the little racis… 1 week ago Reply
Marmankites Check out Lings. 1 week ago Reply
MikeH_PR His tweet says what it says 1 week ago Reply
MikeH_PR That's me told (I don't think he's really saying that) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just to be clear , Mike Hind is one of those Remainer nutters, banging on - quote him at your peril 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Redwood wrote: "If ...the rest of the EU does turn down our offer of tariff free trade" - he clearly advocates NO T… 1 week ago Reply
Carlageddon Oh. I'll put my wallet away then. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rosie denies being a stripper... she says she was "just" a waitress. 1 week ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy RT : *I EXPOSE MORE RACIST SCHOOLKIDS* from an expensive boarding school: Battle Abbey School. let the outing of the little racis… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nit. Redwood clearly says "we are waiting to see if the EU wants to impose tarrifs... on the cars they send us." It… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ok! I've been changing tyres. Now got new G388 Goodyears instead of old Russian rubbish on my missile truck. 1 week ago Reply
Carlageddon Your website is awesome - I love the 'staff page' as well. Did Rosie really work at Spearmint Rhino 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tony Blair: Please fuck off. 1 week ago Reply
dawsonyweb Posh kids are the worst 1 week ago Reply
dawsonyweb RT : *I EXPOSE MORE RACIST SCHOOLKIDS* from an expensive boarding school: Battle Abbey School. let the outing of the little racis… 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS *I EXPOSE MORE RACIST SCHOOLKIDS* from an expensive boarding school: Battle Abbey School. let the outing of the lit… 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Oh, just seen a nice analysis of my website: READ! from 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS eBay story... how high can my JCB Workmax go?? Uo to £2500, now! 6 days to go 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS My super little JCB Workmax on eBay, now over £1500!!! Wow. 6 days to go. 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS My God... 365 views, and my JCB Workmax has gone from £50 to £500 in the first 12 hours listed of 7-day auction… 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS How to do an interesting eBay listing. By *ME* 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Oh my God. ISIS people, 5 miles away may have felt the ground shake! That's offensive, Mr Spoof Salmon 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Thanks so much Eva. 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Most of the Russians who descend on my website, seem to come from Novosibirsk. Is there something about Novosibirsk I should know? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmm, a bit simplistic. If you tell your kid you'll shoot them if they swear, then don't shoot them when they swear,… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'll make space on the farm for his helicopter to land... :) 2 weeks ago Reply
GP_1978 RT : Het internet is een kunstvorm en dit is de Guernica. 2 weeks ago Reply
aafkeromeijn Het internet is een kunstvorm en dit is de Guernica. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This silly video is one of those that **SAYS NOTHING** about what it purports to discuss. What a pointless compilat… 2 weeks ago Reply
kennydude click the feedback link and let them know 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If I try to give DVLA feedback, using the link on website... this happens. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Database junkies... The DVLA has 2 different "mercedes" fields. Utter madness. If I use "Mercedes-Benz" DVLA tells… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Durham Police Chief Constable, Mike Barton, visited (BUT *DIDN'T* ARREST ME) to promote my Grange Villa help truck.… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That cat in the video is not mine... it's just some random feral cat. My own cats are even more useless though. 2 weeks ago Reply
nickjowen Your cat does not fit the stereotype 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS First World problem... eh? :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm refitting my nuclear missile truck with 6 new Goodyear G388 12R20 tyres, to replace the shitty cracking Russian… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yeah, a lot of effort went into it.. "Betty" is 's YaJun. Notice how we re-position vid to avoid YT a… 2 weeks ago Reply
andrewrobinson That piccadilly thing is fucking immense. Bravo. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unwelcome furry animals at my farm...VIDEO Feeding mother nature monsters arrive 20 secs in… 2 weeks ago Reply
iFred Oh yeah. If Ling was in the states, I'd buy a car from her. 3 weeks ago Reply
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JMA_000 Does it shite 3 weeks ago Reply
18M93 I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Security at the office park called me: My office is flashing in sympathy with my website. Bloody Chinese LEDs… 3 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Hi both, realised my error this morning! From next week’s draw, you’ll be getting… 3 weeks ago Reply
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JMA_000 Haven't had an email for aaaaages 3 weeks ago Reply
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grumbo Well. It's true, innit. 3 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 Hi again... is there any update on this? Still not getting any numbers through 3 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst I might have got it… If not, I’m going to need to take a bit of a “redo” approach. 3 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes chromium on Linux, I do have my browser and Desktop fonts set large, so that *might* be it… 3 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Thanks - I’ll check that right now :) 3 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes Let's see if Twitter'll take 900kb... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Can you send me a screenshot. pls? can you look at this Jamie? Ta. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Asked my Spanish employee if he'd prefer to drive the new Fiesta I have, instead of the old Merc 123, "as it's a Manuel". Oh, I laughed. 3 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes ...also, I miss the chickens and the cat licking its balls 3 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes Hey, I clicked on "About Ling" and in my browser the content part is after the sidebar instead of next to it. On purpose? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Embargos reinforce my view about motoring "journalists". Glad real journalists don't give a toss about embargos...i… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS cont... ", hinting at to the 'fifties gang mythology. Provided you don't get sued by Coka Cola, it should serve very well." End 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS A review of my new homepage: "Within the new idiomatic aesthetic you have defined (known coloquially as Linghaus, or Scheissenhaus)..." cont 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Duncan Bannatyne didn't seem to want a tank, too... heh 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Daniel has created a gif from my JCB adventure yesterday 3 weeks ago Reply
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timcaynes can't breathe. 3 weeks ago Reply
carlrc RT : Finished my webpage. "Who is Jared Spool?" Here it is: 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Who else puts enough effort in their homepage to create *A SHOW*??? What do you think? Turn up speakers!… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much :) 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Yes, but "under construction" doesn't work with a missile launcher, heh (except North Korea) 3 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Can't we have the missile launcher? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My website operates under *CHINESE* health and safety rules :) heh 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have a few new pages "under construction". I thought I'd revive a 1990 theme, so did a photoshoot with my JCB 4CX… 3 weeks ago Reply
PeoplesPhone If you're looking for the best car lease deal be sure to check out new website. Also great to pass some… 3 weeks ago Reply
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AaronM_NZ RT : Turning website into quality performance art and parody of 1964 Great Britain. Hope enjoyable. Let's have comments https://t… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Turn up your speakers, Edmund 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Just wait until the taxes/road charging starts being slapped on diesels... public opinion moves fast. 3 weeks ago Reply
Crittenden_RT RT : My new website features my Triumph Bonneville, Piccadilly Circus, 1964 and Zulu and the Beatles... enjoy!! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Turning website into quality performance art and parody of 1964 Great Britain. Hope enjoyable. Let's have comments 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new website features my Triumph Bonneville, Piccadilly Circus, 1964 and Zulu and the Beatles... enjoy!!… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Launched my new frontpage, starring me as Jimmy, YaJun as Betty, and the boys as the girls. Do you like the song??? 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Think of how the calories would help, though... 3 weeks ago Reply
mjballinger I would think being hit by a flying creme egg might hurt 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What better PR for over the Creme Egg scandal, than air-dropping a million on Yemen and South Sudan? For the children. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS For the next month, I will be turd-polishing as I improve page-by-page of my slightly simplified websites. Sprites-r-us. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Quid (heh) pro quo is the problem. Bulgarian gang masters can work in UK restriction free at the moment, too. Post-… 3 weeks ago Reply
mrbrady72 Ah yes, I'm certainly aware as I'm working on a similar project myself 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Leee, not really, but needs to address fucking bastard Google issues. Also will be a Bloody Good movie s… 3 weeks ago Reply
mrbrady72 Oh no! Hope it's not all conventional 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS It's not perfecto yet, but I will deploy my new "simplified" (it's relative) website tomorrow. Great song/movie intro. THIS IS BIG WEB EVENT 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Neea a super new car this summer? Golf GTi, order now, deliver mid-July onwards. Best car in World:… 3 weeks ago Reply
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InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS **BONUS HIDDEN WEBPAGE** Scalextric - just for people who read this on Twitter or FB. Use C… 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Watch today's LINGsCARS Lottery 30 March 2017 [Winner Ross O'Brien] via Ya Jun chooses Adolf Hitler *LIVE* 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Dear really bad, item pic on BBC homepage gives impression a *coastguard* helicopter missing… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Renault Finance still saying: "Any quotes supplied are based on current VED Charges, and will be registered before end of March." Madness! 4 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst I can see your entry marked as daily - I’m going to need to do some debugging to f… 4 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 I replied DAILY but that was the last I heard... 4 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 Cheers Jamie - it was fine til I logged on and got a page asking how often I wanted emails... 4 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Hi Scott, has poked me and I’m having a look! I can see you should have… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Scott, looking at this, pls wait :) 4 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 4 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 Also my colleague having the same issue... 4 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 Pretty much same as my user name here ... I had emails up til about 10 days ago... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS scott, what email address you using? 4 weeks ago Reply
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ISkoritzky I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Great news. Drink and food always seems the best option! Anyone can join my daily lottery: 4 weeks ago Reply
dancingtreefrog This may be just about the ugliest stuck in the 1960's website, please don't design your site like this one: 4 weeks ago Reply
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MrMichaelMeyer More UI = More Better UX: 5 weeks ago Reply
TheInstowArms RT : £50 in post today thanks to your lottery. Will be spent tomorrow night on drink and food woohoo ! Tha… 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Or: "London's NoX levels exceed safety limits at 05:45 in the morning" 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Fucking hell: "Phillip Schofield has said he walked across Westminster Bridge this evening in tribute and defiance..." 5 weeks ago Reply
kerriepants Best place to buy a car, hands down. 5 weeks ago Reply
kyeclub Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 5 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 5 weeks ago Reply
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BRAVEBristol Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't make faux links to #Brexit, that's idiocy. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think a bit too much is being made of a mentalist with a car and a knife. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I do my best. Try again at 10am. 5 weeks ago Reply
beefymike You still ain't grabbed my balls or dic.tator! #LingsLottery 5 weeks ago Reply
beefymike You still ain't grabbed my balls or dic.tator! #LingsLottery 5 weeks ago Reply
MattieBland I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 5 weeks ago Reply
ACROM_GmbH Standarts für Weberfolg? beweist, nicht wirklich. Ehrlich, selbstbewusst und mit etwas Mut,… 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS How can I help? 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS No problem! If you can send me an email, I'll reply. Hard to do this on Twitter :) 5 weeks ago Reply
ohprosecco hi Ling can you message me please have a few querys 5 weeks ago Reply
HatchLaneFC One of our players is looking for a Mercedes A Class to lease please get in touch 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, please... you lost the referendum. Hello?.... Anyone there? 5 weeks ago Reply
yvertier Ge-wel-dig! ;-) ... Wellicht kan Ling van er nog wat van leren :-) #webdesign 5 weeks ago Reply
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KDEWMG Exactly! And you don't get rid of me that easily! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS At the moment it's best of both Worlds. UK is out of the EU, and Scotland is part of the UK. What's not to like? 6 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw And Brex... OK, I'll shut up. Have a good one :) 6 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Can be misleading but you can read SOMETHING in to them! And I'm delighted to read everything possible in to this one.✌️ 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS heh. Tax is tax. :) 6 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Got it. Cheers as always, Ling. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If, for example, there is a VED rate reduction during a lease, the customer gets the VED refund (via fin co). 6 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch looks like the consumer from another of Ling's tweets. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS VED is customer cost. Even though it's included in overall lease, it's paid by the customer in truth. However you r… 6 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Cheers Ling. But who would be responsible for a VED hike, bearing in mind the leasing co usually pays? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's nonsense to read anything at all into these petitions. They are a poor indication of what people really think.… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No liability, even if residuals fall off a cliff. That's the beauty of leasing, it removes risk and reward from fi… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS VED is VED it's just a tax, like fuel duty or VAT. Taxes must be paid, as simple as that. High derv VED may make de… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Any increase in VED will be charged by the fin co (passed on), over recent years we've seen payment refunds due to… 6 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw I'd expect depreciation on various scenarios to be factored in. But the VED question remains. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Richard, road tax is a tax and would need to be paid whatever. It's not an element of the lease, even though includ… 6 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch also, you're paying its depreciation off, what if there's a shortfall in value as diesels are shunned. Liability? 6 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Interesting Q. Not come across that before... 6 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch diesels now getting punished by councils, could the lease rates per month change if a massive road tax hike landed mid contract? 6 weeks ago Reply
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TheOneSoleShoe What is this new look for notifications? It's weird and busy. It's like 6 weeks ago Reply
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JiminyPan and she’s leasing cars too 6 weeks ago Reply
OlyTsav Every so often, I visit and listen to the music. 6 weeks ago Reply
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LeeEnglestone RT : You thought Wikipedia could be a black hole? You've never tried (especially the FAQ videos) htt… 6 weeks ago Reply
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SRowlands73 Probably over-excited Scottish students thinking of and #indyref2 6 weeks ago Reply
Litfutur the future of web design: 6 weeks ago Reply
bitman Fancy sticking that up, wankers! ;) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just spotted a "masturbation notice" for Uni St Andrews Library toilets, behind Ya Jun singing Flower of Scoterland… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS To honour the Queen of the Republic of Scotland (Nicola Sturgeon), Ya Jun sings Scotch anthem with Scottish icons 6 weeks ago Reply
DigitalNeal Reminds me of Ling cars... (yes its a real website for selling cars in England) 6 weeks ago Reply
guerillagirl_ my reply to "make it pop" et al.: 6 weeks ago Reply
margarance Apparently, neither does Geert Wilders. It is a matter of national government. Nothing to do with the EU. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's NOT a dash cam footage, it's a hand-held camera (phone?), by the driver, in a LHD car. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Margaret, your dismissing of "lunacy" is what's wrong here. People in many countries have genuine concerns, the EU… 6 weeks ago Reply
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Apdji_Mc_Rock RT : Whenever I get frustrated of web design, I like to remind myself this website exists. https://t.… 6 weeks ago Reply
jslicer you visited ? 6 weeks ago Reply
BeeFerris Sorry, forgot the tab..... 6 weeks ago Reply
thechartist Hey , I think you should build a trading site like this; 6 weeks ago Reply
martiallawre Whenever I get frustrated of web design, I like to remind myself this website exists. 6 weeks ago Reply
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mathewdnelson RT : i have just found the best website ever.. OMG & WTF! you *have* to see this ... (not clickbait!) 7 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 7 weeks ago Reply
HerrGilbert RT : Das Vorbild jedes Webdevelopers: -Schön schlicht -Man findet sich sofort zurecht -Keine Ablenkung 7 weeks ago Reply
Bratarrat RT : Das Vorbild jedes Webdevelopers: -Schön schlicht -Man findet sich sofort zurecht -Keine Ablenkung 7 weeks ago Reply
margarance The Dutch are also very unlikely to vote for right wing lunacy. 7 weeks ago Reply
margarance WelFrance won't. Only someone who has no idea of either the electoral system or the state of the polls in France would think that 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, you assume his ONE vote made all the difference. It didn't. Holland, then France and perhaps Italy may be on… 7 weeks ago Reply
margarance I suspect he feels stupid. He didn't want the UK to leave. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mike, once again you deliberately confuse "Europe" for "the EU". Clearly *EUROPE* = dignity, respect for human righ… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Suspect he feels vindicated. This patronising attitude that leave voters were in some way stupid or misguided is aw… 7 weeks ago Reply
KarmaDrakpa WHAT IN THE HEAVENS IS THIS THING??? 7 weeks ago Reply
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pmarquees I want a chicken in my website too :( 7 weeks ago Reply
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SeanP_LV Any good web designers need a quick break today: , must listen for the sweet auto play audio. 7 weeks ago Reply
Kemp13 A UX dream come true. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Craig, Sorted, XC90 T6 all petrol now 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, thanks, sometimes I have no clue :) 7 weeks ago Reply
crgmat Hi Ling, on your site you have the XC90 T6 as a hybrid. Only the T8 is hybrid, T6 is the 320bhp Petrol. Cheers 7 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Yes, Courney, you are lucky onion today :) EVERYONE ELSE: Anyone can enter my lottery. Sign up here:… 7 weeks ago Reply
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cursecrush (warning for autoplay and flashing images) 7 weeks ago Reply
AdamLewkovitz Is this the worst designed website on the internet? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks Rob, hope you have not been flooded out, lately. 7 weeks ago Reply
MDRobG you have the most magical website on the internet! If I move to the U.K. I know where to lease a car 7 weeks ago Reply
kieransampson And you thought nobody tried to design ugly websites. This could make your eyes (and ears) bleed. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Does "Lowest mileage GTi auto at this age in the country" mean a) outside a city, b) in the UK, c) in Scotland????… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, indeed. I would now buy this vodka. The ASA are superb at free advertising.… 7 weeks ago Reply
GrahamColeBiz As will confirm, the ASA seem to a pretty good job of promoting the businesses whose adverts they ban. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You lot are great at spending money. Please remember some idiot (like me) pays taxes to fund this. Make savings ins… 7 weeks ago Reply
bitman err, saw the Client List went blind. Now looking at to regain my senses. 7 weeks ago Reply
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StevieWonderBoy Van on a one week lease ... no insurance 7 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Good point. Wishy washy language. They didn't do much in Rochdale when the blindingly obvious was pointed out 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS These inane messages are weak. What's "terrorism related"? Someone wearing a suicide-bomb vest waiting at a bus sto… 7 weeks ago Reply
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ukgimp take inspiration from Ling >> 7 weeks ago Reply
Onyros RT : Simply one of the best sites ever! - 7 weeks ago Reply
maaraujo Simply one of the best sites ever! - 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This certainly is 360 degree boring. The most boring car film made? At least the mumbling driver makes it inaudible. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS With zero followers, no one cares about your opinion, so please piss off. 8 weeks ago Reply
thejaredspool I've influenced a lot of designs, this is hands down the most quality on the internet #design #ux #ui .… 8 weeks ago Reply
craigl777 nice car..but you pay top £ for it.as mental as it looks,was always told this web site gave best deals 8 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes We call it "inspiration porn" 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wording stinks: "Inspirational Disabled Racing Driver Nicolas Hamilton, brother of F1 driver Lewis Hamilton, to open 2017 Mobility Roadshow" 8 weeks ago Reply
Ayuuuuuuu Apart from your coder, is Daniel the Spanish Foreign Affairs Minister? 8 weeks ago Reply
Ayuuuuuuu Apart from your coder, is Daniel the Spanish Foreign Affairs Minister? 8 weeks ago Reply
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gkjsdfl 請愛我 8 weeks ago Reply
Nekoryth the live webcam is a lie : 8 weeks ago Reply
SheaHennessey Tell Guy he's an MVP 8 weeks ago Reply
atemruko IM DOING THE LINGO RINGO ;) 8 weeks ago Reply
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gkjsdfl plz love meh 8 weeks ago Reply
Immisalym RT : BEST. WEBSITE. EVER. 8 weeks ago Reply
deb_max Ok, this site is so bad it's quite good. Cos chickens randomly on a site makes perfect sense. #brightenedmyday 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Spanish are often asleep, to be fair only in the afternoons. Am I being racist to wake him up with a kick and a lou… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS #brexit I tell Daniel (my Spanish coder) "If Spain fucks with Gib, back you go on the next Vueling flight. I do my bit for Blighty #brexit 8 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud I don't care where he is from if he is sleeping on the job just kick him out of the door 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS #brexit I have a Spanish working (sleeping) this wk in my office (front end coder Daniel). Should I send him back to protect Brits in Spain? 8 weeks ago Reply
primary0 RT : BEST. WEBSITE. EVER. 8 weeks ago Reply
iArafath BEST. WEBSITE. EVER. 8 weeks ago Reply
whiteboyfredo Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop ChiefKeef ain’t bout this, ChiefKeef ain’t bout that MyBoy a BD on Lamron 8 weeks ago Reply
whiteboyfredo it more creative than any website could make 8 weeks ago Reply
relishdigital I was reminded of this site today #ux (sort of) 8 weeks ago Reply
beefymike Thanks! 8 weeks ago Reply
beefymike I haven't won the Lings lottery yet! Can I have a follow for my comparison website as a consolation prize? 8 weeks ago Reply
_americkson “Who is our audience?” “Everyone” “What are the goals?” “Everything” 8 weeks ago Reply
ryan_milroy want to play Minecraft 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I don't understand as I can't pronounce "L"s, obviously. 8 weeks ago Reply
tntannerr thanks for the car 8 weeks ago Reply
ryan_milroy follow for follow? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hope your massive 328 followers are impressed by your weak racist Tweets silly boy. 8 weeks ago Reply
ryan_milroy please remember the rice fields are not in the UK 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Please remember to blink, when you open your eyes. 8 weeks ago Reply
ryan_milroy at least I can open my eyes 8 weeks ago Reply
tntannerr You must get pretty good Wi-Fi in the middle of the rice fields 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The trailer park on the edge of town is busy on Twitter tonight.... 8 weeks ago Reply
ryan_milroy umm your website is most definitely trash 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Says a white-trash boy from Ohio. Must do better, go back to your trailer and practice changing hands at 100. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, my alternative explanation was Sosa Station, a train station named after a district in Bucheon, South Korea 8 weeks ago Reply
tntannerr your website is trash 8 weeks ago Reply
JeSuisUnDan Sosa off Scarface who hanged that fella from a helicopter. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is that refrring to Sosa Method or Sosa–Stradonitz Method, an ahnentafel system of numeration, named after Jerónimo… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am not an abstract expressionist, I am a un-representational piss-artiste. But thanks, anyway. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, £850,000 and 10 of those jobs are mine... heh. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Neil, please email me sales at with the FULL EXACT spec. I'll do this bespoke. Porches are… 8 weeks ago Reply
Neil_Entwistle ling it's neil Entwistle I cannot get quite for Porsche Macan on your website 8 weeks ago Reply
ConversionWorld A2. There are outliers though. #semrushchat 8 weeks ago Reply
jfkr_ Vielleicht die beste Webseite überhaupt. 8 weeks ago Reply
MrStuartForrest it's the Jackson Pollock of website design.... 8 weeks ago Reply
bitman Oh my! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Short/fast enough to please Google, current *IS* a bit slow for big G rankings. 8 weeks ago Reply
KunleTCampbell takes about 5 seconds to load - what is your target page load time? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No kidding, if I don't win a design award for my new main website there's no justice. It is better than ANY OTHER WEBSITE ..IN THE WUUURLD. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS mammoth task: Lighten my front page for Google, yet have great music and fantastic story, entertaining better than any other website. Art.. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new front page Piccadilly Circus feature is SOOO good.Front-end devs will be jealous. Here's a teaser... hope Co… 8 weeks ago Reply
MrRossMullen So. many. #a11y problems. ... 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...despite fact that I'm in France skiing this week. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 34 brand new cars being delivered by me, this week. 8 weeks ago Reply
Niflxeim Сайт вечера: 8 weeks ago Reply
enigmatic_mary Просто зайдите на этот сайт: И лучше зайти через комп, потому что будет больше трэша (но моб.версия тоже ничего 8 weeks ago Reply
gal_aston Подборка невероятных трендов веб-дизайна — здесь, как в школе у Гарри Поттера — всё... 8 weeks ago Reply
whiteboyfredo Im almighty sosa 8 weeks ago Reply
iamfifo а ты давно завязал с наркотиками, %username%? 8 weeks ago Reply
remcocacola Beaten by a Chinese F1 driver 8 weeks ago Reply
Karla_Marxista BEST WEB DESIGN EVER HANDS DOWN. 8 weeks ago Reply
ungkohe you're my hero 9 weeks ago Reply
worldofjake2012 I think I found the worst website ever 9 weeks ago Reply
protitude Sometimes you just need to throw everything you think you know about user experience and design out: #Inspiration 9 weeks ago Reply
protitude Sometimes you just need to throw everything you think you know about user experience and design out: #ux #design 9 weeks ago Reply
GaurangAlat Having a bad day? Visit . 9 weeks ago Reply
RebeccaWilden This website makes me upset: 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Because it wasn't. It was a massively popular referendum, a record number of people voted... and YOUR SIDE lost. L-… 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Is she really going out with him?" "Well, there she is, let's ask her..." WAIT WAIT, I will win more awards for my… 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Betty, is that Jimmy's ring you're wearing?" My new front page will be SO MUCH BETTER than any other UK car suppli… 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS More filming for my new front page feature...Adrian and Guy... this will be a work of art 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But LinkedIn is boring as hell, nasty, and is nowhere as effective as Twitter. It's just full of recruitment people. 9 weeks ago Reply
HandleConstruct I think you will find LinkedIn a little better for business networking, the profiles are clearer 9 weeks ago Reply
generallyjolly If you ever were curious, probably THE worst designed website ever is over at #drakej105 9 weeks ago Reply
_LiveTonight_ This site is to much to handle lmao 9 weeks ago Reply
_ijil 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have you tried a rear-view mirror? Lots are available for cycles. Works in every car or motorbike. This is like tha… 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks, Matthew, damn nice recommendation. Grassy ass as they say in Spain. 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Shooting a new video for my homepage, with YaJun as "Betty" 9 weeks ago Reply
StartUpDonut Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of ? She really is a one-off? 9 weeks ago Reply
benhewis I think this is my new favourite website ever. It’s just beautiful (HT: ) 9 weeks ago Reply
gibbonspeter Just discovered my new favourite website: All website designers could learn a thing or two from this bloke. 9 weeks ago Reply
MatthewPritch15 Lingscars. It's where I got mine from. 9 weeks ago Reply
VladoGrozdev RT : Страшен сайт за автомобили 9 weeks ago Reply
mstefanov Страшен сайт за автомобили 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You show the Mustang in the advert picture, but small print says: "All Ford models are included except the Ka+, Mus… 9 weeks ago Reply
MrInitialMan Have something utterly von Bonkerstein! #InsanelyDumbWebpages 9 weeks ago Reply
BizInMaidstone Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 9 weeks ago Reply
luizarmando88 Os melhores sites da internet, quesito design: 1-Ling's Cars 2-The Worlds Worst Website Ever 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Over the next week, I am filming for a new front page feature. 9 weeks ago Reply
Margauxlergo RT : - That's why I love ergogames at with & 9 weeks ago Reply
h4m4dr - That's why I love ergogames at with & 9 weeks ago Reply
aaronmentele I just did a deep dive on , and it doesn’t appear to be Responsive, btw. Opportunity. 9 weeks ago Reply
joealagna Actually Wins Award for Worst Website in the World - Awesome! :-) 9 weeks ago Reply
Nova_Hycgan RT : There is some stiff competition but this is probably the worst web page design I have ever been assaulted by: 9 weeks ago Reply
andywattoes There is some stiff competition but this is probably the worst web page design I have ever been assaulted by: 9 weeks ago Reply
Corr_Associates Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of ? She really is a one-off? 9 weeks ago Reply
bigbluewolf_ Looking for a new, modern car? I’m sure these chaps will help given how up-to-date their website is. 9 weeks ago Reply
Polldark . doing my course tonight and this happened... 9 weeks ago Reply
gonz_alo95 La cosa va de aguantar 5 minutos navegando por esta página 9 weeks ago Reply
exploitment beast: 10 weeks ago Reply
Retenek RT : So muss eine Website 2017 aussehen. Marketing & Branding at its best (Desktop noch besser als mobil)! 10 weeks ago Reply
marcosvarela Si buscan alquilar un auto estando en el Reino Unido, consideren esta empresa: . Ojalá sobrevivan la visita a la web. 10 weeks ago Reply
JAC__94 they are £40k before any incentives!! Worth more than 10k after 3 years! Fat margin for you, why not if you can get away with it 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Heh, buy one with your own cash and see how much you lose in 3-years :) 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Am I?? I have never been a victim, in my life... 10 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 in that case mine does. Please go away again mr t liar Blair. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : this tweet doesn't count because you don't have a dog avi. There are Twitter rules you know 10 weeks ago Reply
SchmidtHappens So muss eine Website 2017 aussehen. Marketing & Branding at its best (Desktop noch besser als mobil)! 10 weeks ago Reply
LarqueG I had to share this with my peeps. OMG. - check out the YouTube channel too. LOL 10 weeks ago Reply
bitman Ling! Are you a victim of your success? 10 weeks ago Reply
JAC__94 Are your numbers correct there? £30k over the term?... 10 weeks ago Reply
Supplier2stars #CA15HEN number plate would look good on your cars. Caishen God of wealth. We have this plate for sale.… 10 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR this tweet doesn't count because you don't have a dog avi. There are Twitter rules you know 10 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR and Clegg 10 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR oh don't you start 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mustang converible is just over £800 inc VAT 3+35. For fuck's sake. it's a 5.0 V8. How many do you want, motherflippers? 10 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 No, chief drivers of Brexit were blatant inaccuracies in benefits of an exit. And mainly unsubstantiated claims and, I felt, lies 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am chief Blair-hater. WTF is he doing, back? 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Chief drivers of #brexit are freedom, sovereignty and success. On the other hand, you have bloody Blair :) 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Blaaaaah! 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have Mustangs!!! 2.3 AND V8 5.0 litre, tfastback and convertible. Working on pricing. Stock for Feb. March, April. What you waiting for? 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Chief drivers of #brexit are freedom, sovereignty and success. On the other hand, you have bloody Tony Blair :) 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No idea what you said, but Donkey Shite :) 10 weeks ago Reply
DerSchiefen Danke Mike für diese super Seite, vong Desain her 10 weeks ago Reply
eduard_wensler Eine der schärfsten Websites die ich je gesehen habe. Hammergenial. Was meint ihr? 10 weeks ago Reply
lucasmourelle I just found out about and her website through . Just amazing! 10 weeks ago Reply
michael_ilett That's some inspired stuff. Very Geocities. Have you seen - That's a treat. 10 weeks ago Reply
LesleyPogmore no they haven't got their shit together! 10 weeks ago Reply
davidsamgillett The mobile site for Ling’s Cars 10 weeks ago Reply
Wisounet "Fuck UX": the website -> 10 weeks ago Reply
billgajen This site is another level 10 weeks ago Reply
meta_content OMG my eyes 10 weeks ago Reply
leeprobert Greatest website ever built: 10 weeks ago Reply
Squirlykat For all you youngsters out there, this is what the internet used to look like 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Correct. Twitter would be much better if people had to verify their profiles. 10 weeks ago Reply
DatJo_ une experience a faire au moins une fois dans sa vie 10 weeks ago Reply
geake kinda gets to me when they bang on about how the NHS is 'free' when it seems to bleed us dry 10 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Come April you'll be paying less than someone 'like you' living up here as Scotland becomes highest taxed part of U.K. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just let me know when you know how much extra tax I need to pay, to keep *EVERYTHING*. Already paying a fortune for… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb 10 weeks ago Reply
adamskt This is the most well-done horrible web page I have seen in a looooong time: 10 weeks ago Reply
Neil_Entwistle and then you moved to Newcastle 10 weeks ago Reply
consumecomms of course it is the best website 10 weeks ago Reply
EricSchuiteboer I am his father, this is a real offer. Please do not disrespect my sons name. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hannah, thanks. Who did the pres? Did he say nice things? 10 weeks ago Reply
consumecomms Been a while since I've see the website thanks 10 weeks ago Reply
_scottforest RT : Whenever I'm hesitant about a design decision, I play my recording of the website and just rock it... 10 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes RT : Here's a nice article about my business, originally in Swedish, now in English! From https://… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ta :) 10 weeks ago Reply
mapleblack one thing Lings does better than many businesses is communicate. Quick efficient and friendly. 10 weeks ago Reply
axbom RT : Here's a nice article about my business, originally in Swedish, now in English! From https://… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS hehehe, NO.... Audi R8 marks you out as either fantasist or iiiiidiot :) 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's a nice article about my business, originally in Swedish, now in English! From 10 weeks ago Reply
Peter_Carrot RT : Happy Valentine's Day! Here is my interview with Ling Valentine about : #ux #designthinking 10 weeks ago Reply
teodora76279859 RT : Happy Valentine's Day! Here is my interview with Ling Valentine about : #ux #designthinking 10 weeks ago Reply
Peter_Carrot Älskar att surfa in på Lings Cars. Så mycket skoj som pågår där. Haha. 10 weeks ago Reply
5u5anCarey RT : Happy Valentine's Day! Here is my interview with Ling Valentine about : #ux #designthinking 10 weeks ago Reply
Fred_Zimny RT : Happy Valentine's Day! Here is my interview with Ling Valentine about : #ux #designthinking 10 weeks ago Reply
5u5anCarey RT : Whenever I'm hesitant about a design decision, I play my recording of the website and just rock it... 10 weeks ago Reply
axbom Happy Valentine's Day! Here is my interview with Ling Valentine about : #ux #designthinking 10 weeks ago Reply
5u5anCarey snälla du! 10 weeks ago Reply
axbom I've actually interviewed but it's only on my Swedish blog. I should do the English version. 10 weeks ago Reply
5u5anCarey You know about this?! so overjoyed 10 weeks ago Reply
mattberan That is incredible! I'm suddenly inspired to redesign our website. 10 weeks ago Reply
axbom Whenever I'm hesitant about a design decision, I play my recording of the website and just rock it... #ux 10 weeks ago Reply
PatrykSzmidt Oto strona, która jest odzwierciedleniem dzisiejszego świata :D Kocham ją 10 weeks ago Reply
Pigg1es tell your admins to unblock my IP, i want to lease the audi R8, plz Ling 10 weeks ago Reply
davecullinan Make it stop 10 weeks ago Reply
drysa32 will try now, cheers 10 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes bwahaha, DO IT! 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lily will do my daily Ling Lottery show today at 10am, someone WILL WIN £50 Watch **LIVE** here:… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse Jamie. ...Stephen, please report and then send me free tea :) 10 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Hi Stephen, I’ve fixed that so that the deals should load as soon as you select the model - can you give it another try? 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear please sort this out, discuss with Stephen. Stephen, thanks for info, Jamie will look at this. 10 weeks ago Reply
drysa32 you have recommended by a long term customer of yours... but website does not work on iPhone to select models of car #gaveup 10 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz No - you're dooming us to shitty cars by stultifying competition. 10 weeks ago Reply
Bitch_Tits_cunt I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 10 weeks ago Reply
JPowerMusic 10/10 must visit. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Perhaps reason why Nicola Sturgeon and #snp loonies are rabidly pro-EU is cos since Hillman Imp... who builds cars… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks Shirley. 10 weeks ago Reply
SYSC94 No, apparently only the REST of the world can support your country if they feel like it, and you have to support all of theirs. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Surely Shirley, it's *GOOD* that people would buy new cars built in the country which they live. Patriotic, jobs, etc. Bring on WTO tariffs. 10 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Utterly hideous... 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bring on WTO terms. Fuck the EU. That's my opinion :) 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS From the boss of big dealer group, that is really good news for EVERY car owner in the UK! Their existing cars woul… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New Mercedes G650 Laundromat SUV..... fucking awful pile of shite (but no one dare say that inside Mercedes). 10 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Tariffs, although very unlikely given how key car biz is to Germany, would also drive up RVs meaning little movement in £/mth 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Price rises on EU cars after 10% tariffs? Not necessarily. Poor people could simply buy or lease new cars MADE IN T… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rather than some protectionist trading bloc ruled by unelected, largely unknown beige bureaucrats, largely ignoring… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Look on the bright side! Many vibrant, different, effervescent countries each with own very distinct individual cha… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Quote "Ling is Britain's biggest individual seller of new cars" ... The Guardian. I wonder if that is true? Headline for new website design? 10 weeks ago Reply
saxbophone But I don't believe that anything like Trump's politics or isolationist Xenophobia is a solution to the problems the world faces. 10 weeks ago Reply
saxbophone You don't know how frustrating it is Ling, you've hit the nail on the head there... 10 weeks ago Reply
Apcros What. The. Fuck. 10 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 but obviously have no affinity to either. 10 weeks ago Reply
lrw5016 RT : All the things I hate about the web are now on one website: 10 weeks ago Reply
dmuth All the things I hate about the web are now on one website: 10 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes belgians bring waffles. who doesn't love waffles? 10 weeks ago Reply
MartynPHodson there you go talking sense again Ling ... 10 weeks ago Reply
afcdon1985 price rises as % of income much more for middle class than for wealthiest. But might incentivise ppl to get a good deal from u 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It would be a progressive tax, as more expensive imported cars would contribute more. Cheaper EU cars would increas… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I support all "Young Democratic Socialists". It must be really frustrating to see all the Democratic Socialists fai… 10 weeks ago Reply
afcdon1985 why not, although there are much less regressive ways to fund the NHS 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There *should* be ZERO illegal immigrants. Legal immigrants are fine, that's lawful. Illegal ones are not, of cours… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am a *legal* immigrant. Thanks for your tolerant attitude. 10 weeks ago Reply
DEAD_P1XL PS: Belgians are far more tolerable than a loud-mouth *immigrant* car salesman who hates on other immigrants. 10 weeks ago Reply
saxbophone IMHO, the USA has far bigger problems on its hands than immigration. Gun violence, broadening inequality and a for-profit POTUS. 10 weeks ago Reply
DEAD_P1XL Typical bullshit Trump political talking point. "I heard a number so I'll repeat it with no clue what it actually means" 10 weeks ago Reply
DEAD_P1XL 11 million is both the population of *all* Mexicans in the US, legal and illegal, and the *total number of illegal immigrants*. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How not a real issue, there are 11 million illegal Mexican aliens in the USA? That's the whole pop. of Belgium. Bel… 10 weeks ago Reply
DEAD_P1XL You can't be this clueless. This isn't a real issue. Besides, we have an *awful lot* of coastline a wall won't fix. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Great news! If we default to WTO terms for #brexit, then tariffs of 10% on EU cars to UK could give HMRC income of Euro 4.4bn. Give to NHS? 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Maybe they should protest against the thousands of illegal Mexican immigrants who cross the border into the USA ill… 10 weeks ago Reply
ridederty The latest The Derty Chronicles! Thanks to #nhl100 #fatal 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've been booked for a conference in Stockholm and then Oslo, in late summer. I'll take my coat. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ok, ... "birthtown" is LeShan, I grew up in Chengdu :) 10 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 I thought your 'home' town was Gateshead!! 10 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Fair point. He should have been on litter picking 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Except Mr Bridger who commissioned the exciting raid in Turin 10 weeks ago Reply
jonty She sent me noodles in ~2005. Looks like you can still request them: 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I checked it seems real-time, Chengdu is worst Chinese city listed. You should offer free r… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS And stop saying "breggzit". It's B-R-E-X-I-T, with an X. There is no egg. #brexit 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS These snotty people constantly tweeting chippy, spitty comments about #brexit seem so spineless, to me. Get a backbone, believe in Britain. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS However you can't breathe in the parks. Chengdu (my hometown is one of the most polluted cities in the world. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now you have! 10 weeks ago Reply
KLM >>and also because it has ambitious eco programs targeting it as such. See: 10 weeks ago Reply
KLM We do not deny that smoke can be a issue in Chengdu, but Chengdu is considered a green city because of its (nearby) parks, >> 10 weeks ago Reply
DRPLogistics Genius marketing: 11 weeks ago Reply
thejoerice #salty #lingwins #aintnoling 11 weeks ago Reply
AndyLycett No, I mean what I tweeted. 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS By "ridiculous political votes", you mean votes that don't suit your personal disposition? 11 weeks ago Reply
AndyLycett Except when it comes to ridiculous political votes, then we lead. 11 weeks ago Reply
TProphet Funny, any stupid thing your politicians do, we seem to follow them off the same cliff. 11 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR that'll be us next. Where the US leads, we follow 11 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR I think so 11 weeks ago Reply
TProphet Can't speak to the UK, but very widespread in the US--as in basically everyone in leasing. 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, if we default to WTO terms with 10% tariff on EU cars, they may be correct to be bullish about a strong UK us… 11 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR is it widespread? 11 weeks ago Reply
timcattlin Yep. Jam today, risk manager on garden leave tomorrow... 11 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR really? What? Stupidly inflating futures to keep payments down? 11 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR 11 weeks ago Reply
AndyLycett Oh. As you were then. 11 weeks ago Reply
timcattlin To be fair, I'm referring to some finance companies, not the likes of CAP. 11 weeks ago Reply
AndyLycett Without your hand on the tiller I trust nothing Timbo. 11 weeks ago Reply
timcattlin Well, usually Mike. Some have been taking real flyers on the back of an overheated current used market... 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Never :) When it comes to cars, you know what you are on about. When it comes to the EU, you know fuck all :) heh. 11 weeks ago Reply
OysterSpactus I liked a video LINGsCARS FAQ - 57 What if I dislike Ling? 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mike, SHOCK, ... we agree :) It's very different from the USA market. 11 weeks ago Reply
ridederty The latest The Derty Chronicles! Thanks to #nhl100 #nhltrade 11 weeks ago Reply
philgyford RT : She had a hilarious tie-up with Viz a few years ago. Native advertising that really worked... 11 weeks ago Reply
RichardYoung She had a hilarious tie-up with Viz a few years ago. Native advertising that really worked... 11 weeks ago Reply
phillmv RT : I’d never heard of (to quote the Guardian) “Britain’s biggest individual seller of cars”, LingsCars: 11 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR pretty sure has muted me 11 weeks ago Reply
HarryTrimble RT : I’d never heard of (to quote the Guardian) “Britain’s biggest individual seller of cars”, LingsCars: 11 weeks ago Reply
philgyford More… view source on is good, and here she is talking about the site: (ta , ) 11 weeks ago Reply
dasvee see comment from LIngsCars "people will always need cars, even lefty-anti-car-eco Corbynista Guardian readers!" 11 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR in Britain future RVs are determined carefully & responsibly. 11 weeks ago Reply
apwilliamstech fake news? Alternative reality? 11 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR It's not quite fake news but the assumed premise is a misunderstanding of the market structure & dynamic 11 weeks ago Reply
mapleblack I thought Lings was leasing only. Not PCPs. Prime finance too. 11 weeks ago Reply
BenRegenspan RT : I’d never heard of (to quote the Guardian) “Britain’s biggest individual seller of cars”, LingsCars: 11 weeks ago Reply
gazs RT : I’d never heard of (to quote the Guardian) “Britain’s biggest individual seller of cars”, LingsCars: 11 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes that alone should prevent the issue we had with houses-- people got mortgages they just could never pay. 11 weeks ago Reply
mapleblack the credit scoring is quite tough so they would probably get rejected. 11 weeks ago Reply
philgyford I’d never heard of (to quote the Guardian) “Britain’s biggest individual seller of cars”, LingsCars:… 11 weeks ago Reply
Carsnip_Al but why let facts get in the way 11 weeks ago Reply
TProphet I think that's a real potential issue - but if it's actually what the article was talking about, you could have fooled me! 11 weeks ago Reply
TProphet So, if you're GM and oil price goes up, you get back a bunch of Suburbans that you overvalued anyway right when the value crashes 11 weeks ago Reply
TProphet We also drive much longer distances. A 30 mile+ commute isn't uncommon. When petrol goes up, buying preferences shift massively. 11 weeks ago Reply
TProphet Yeah, Europe is much less sensitive to oil price swings than the US. Here in Seattle, petrol is $2.39 per gallon (~50p/litre). 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS $4 is what... a gallon? That's $1 a litre. In UK, petrol is more than $1 a litre and the World has not ended yet. 11 weeks ago Reply
TProphet Overall, automakers will get stuck with cars worth less than assumed residual. It'll hurt profits--badly--but won't crash economy 11 weeks ago Reply
TProphet There are some private lessors in the business too, but automakers offer 0% financing, very cheap leases, etc. to move cars. 11 weeks ago Reply
TProphet Yep - private lessors have very strong incentives not to get this wrong. In the US, though, leases are underwritten by automakers 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, automakers want to build cars, not re-market old ones. 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Generally, residuals are determined by the market. And the car market in the UK is very mature and stable. 11 weeks ago Reply
TProphet In your case, there could be a significant opportunity. Automakers getting cars back off lease may choose to lease them again. 11 weeks ago Reply
TProphet If you read through the thread, there are some pretty significant deltas. And this can really blow up if petrol goes back to $4. 11 weeks ago Reply
TProphet This isn't about creditworthiness of the lessors or borrowers. It's about automakers assuming higher residual value than actuals. 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There are some dodgy companies who do sub-prime finance, but majority of car risk is prime (ie low risk) 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There are some dodgy companis who do sub-prime, but majority of car risk is prime (ie low risk) 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey on your Chengdu page you say:"Discover ..one of China’s greenest cities!" ...ask your crews: Chengdu is polluted to fuck! Not GREEN 11 weeks ago Reply
TProphet The auto industry is potentially in trouble, but this is by no means a subprime-style crisis: 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey re: ?, You've just PRESUMED it's a sub-prime market. Not! Leasing = ultra-prime. Story =FAKE NEWS! 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey thks for mention ? , You should have researched by asking me. None of my customers are EVER sub-prime 11 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy + you don't do PCP ... It's a straight rental/lease. 11 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy Anything for a story... Are cars be sublet and rented on? Not multiple times... non-story 11 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes what do you do if people with shitty credit/bad financial situations come to you for a car? 11 weeks ago Reply
Carsnip_Al at least you got 'The most popular one in Britain' usually something Autotrafer claims for itself ! 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Re Guardian: My customers are **NOT** sub prime, so the whole premise is utterly wrong. 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm in the Guardian today : Sub-prime cars: car loans driving us towards the next financial crash? ? Premise is wrong 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The "click to buy" website methodology of having to say how much you want to pay, is fucking awful. Website is dry and boring. 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Since when did double-decker buses replace kg as the standard unit of weight in the UK? Should Tesco sell bananas by the 0.001 d/d bus? 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sunderland bridge "The structure,... weighs the equivalent of 125 double decker buses" Why not just tell us how many kg it weighs? 11 weeks ago Reply
RetruZGG El otro día encontré esta web: Es la web más RARA Y WTF Y RISA Y HUMOR que tenido el placer de visualizar. 11 weeks ago Reply
psuedocount1 What is this chit??? 11 weeks ago Reply
taysidepod Thanks for my £50 note through the door this morning! I've leased cars from them for about 8 years now, always great service 11 weeks ago Reply
dmcrodrigues Oh my eyes! 11 weeks ago Reply
jamesthorniley But it claims that everyone in Britain is taking out loans from, err, this: 11 weeks ago Reply
duncanmacgregor It wasn't that one, although that's a classic! 11 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Lucky for who? 11 weeks ago Reply
theotherstu You clearly need to go to (Sunglasses required) 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Luckily I am the 2nd born. I popped out before Mr Mao banned 2nd babies. 11 weeks ago Reply
runegri RT : i match that and raise you a 11 weeks ago Reply
jcmm33 i match that and raise you a 11 weeks ago Reply
ldbstartup Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 11 weeks ago Reply
antondrix — нашёл тут слегка безумный сайт, понятное дело, японский. Вот это веб! 11 weeks ago Reply
PiotrHorodenski łał 11 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb RT : Here is a copy of an #NHS invoice to a bloody foreigner (my mum, who is Chinese national) for a thumb accident 11 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb RT : Also, why is #nhs treatment VAT-exempt? Why should foreigners not pay VAT on this stuff? 11 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb RT : Notice the #nhs invoice to my mum contains a threat to inform Border Agency, to block re-entry to UK, but it's weak. https:/… 11 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes you forgot the first-born. 11 weeks ago Reply
detonite Are you saying that in the US a thumb would cost an arm and a leg? 11 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes heh, were she in the US that thumb would have been thousands and thousands, lol. Cheaper to just cut it off (also thousands). 11 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes RT : Also, why is #nhs treatment VAT-exempt? Why should foreigners not pay VAT on this stuff? 11 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes RT : Notice the #nhs invoice to my mum contains a threat to inform Border Agency, to block re-entry to UK, but it's weak. https:/… 11 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes RT : Here is a copy of an #NHS invoice to a bloody foreigner (my mum, who is Chinese national) for a thumb accident 11 weeks ago Reply
TProphet Any bad idea in the UK becomes a bad idea in the US. If you owe hospital debts in the UK, they close the border to… 11 weeks ago Reply
C0RTN33 don't forget the queue at VAT refunds at Heathrow... Imagine queuing there for 20% off a thumb rebuild! 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Also, why is #nhs treatment VAT-exempt? Why should foreigners not pay VAT on this stuff? 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Notice the #nhs invoice to my mum contains a threat to inform Border Agency, to block re-entry to UK, but it's weak. 11 weeks ago Reply
RealPengy RT : Here is a copy of an #NHS invoice to a bloody foreigner (my mum, who is Chinese national) for a thumb accident 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is a copy of an #NHS invoice to a bloody foreigner (my mum, who is Chinese national) for a thumb accident 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There is a lot of discussion about charging foreign nationals in the #NHS at the mo. I will soon upload an invoice sent to my mum (Chinese) 11 weeks ago Reply
stsaranchin — интернет, который мы потеряли 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Katya also asked some excellent questions. I love it when a super TV programme agrees with me :) I can beat Katya a… 11 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Baldwin I was very jealous of her language skills! 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb programme just now, about Europe. Well done 11 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 11 weeks ago Reply
1amSnail Ik zag deze website, webdesigner wat dacht je. 11 weeks ago Reply
dgossage1983 And if all else fails, there's always 11 weeks ago Reply
VinnyLaBarbera Blast from the past for anyone in the #webdesign world. I'd love to know what the conversion rate is on this websit… 11 weeks ago Reply
tobysmurf And the winner of the horrible website award goes to Ling... 11 weeks ago Reply
TProphet Dooooooooo it! 11 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Must-have gift for Valentines Day. With a 3m stainless steel spiral-ground elevating barrell. 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've found an interesting eBay listing ... beats having a new car :) 11 weeks ago Reply
rararero BEST WEBSITE I'VE EVER SEEN! 11 weeks ago Reply
ryanvooris is another class example I love to show. 11 weeks ago Reply
iBljad Счастливого трипа 11 weeks ago Reply
Dallocort Лучшее :D Не смотря на ВОТ ЭТО ВОТ ВСЁ, смотрится оно очень гармонично и по-своему круто :D Стиль! 11 weeks ago Reply
whyboris *** LINGsCARS *** 11 weeks ago Reply
TheTotalThom this is beautiful: 11 weeks ago Reply
priteshpatel9 ah yeah, makes me dizzy that site does. Bit like 11 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes I keep asking those cute Fiat 500 owners if they have problems... usually they say none. Maybe Fiat got their shit together 11 weeks ago Reply
robertdeneuro RT : En dan plots vind je de website van je leven, haha :-) 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Amazing a Fiat can be more reliable than a Nissan, World First! :) 11 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 all fine thnx, bit annoying hey, had less probs with my mk1 S reg Fiat Punto back in 90s! Less to go wrong I guess! 11 weeks ago Reply
jaybrnz Also: I am looking to re-create something like this for my business. Can you help? 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Andy, John is in NZ, he's probably looking at my website upside down :) 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hope you and Emma are fine. I notice a few customers have had turbo issues on Nissans. Hope it's good now… 12 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 thought I should say that YH14 FCC has been into Nissan garage (3rd time in a year!) Got a knackered turbo, warranty covers it. 12 weeks ago Reply
EdgeThreeSixty Think we actually cover that in the blog, tbh. 12 weeks ago Reply
garbagewebsite As a professional garbage website curator, LINGsCARS ticks all the qualifying boxes for a truly gash site. 12 weeks ago Reply
EdgeThreeSixty It's a messy design, from our point of view, but if it works for you that's all that matters. And BTW, no we won't. 12 weeks ago Reply
johnclegg Wow just wow. What happens with someone takes 90's geocities design to the next level. . Extra fun view source 12 weeks ago Reply
Markylon I have not yet won your lottery. You take Chinese bribe? ;) 12 weeks ago Reply
diamondcowrblx I got a notification on the app saying I won a t-shirt I put my details on the site is this legit? 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse as they say in Mexico, Lee :) 12 weeks ago Reply
leegiltinan Bloody Ling, her bad design brainwashes me to get a new lease car every 3 years. God knows what I'd do of it was a "good" design! 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is this the best you can do??? Dissent with the protectionist, bureaucratic EU **IST NOT ALLOWED!*** NEIN! Ban peop… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes. It's so simple, stupid. Good design makes money, bad design doesn't. Thanks for using mine as example of bad d… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bad, 'cos my website doesn't look like every fucking generically acceptable website out there, with pages of childi… 12 weeks ago Reply
abrightclearweb I can't argue with the numbers. 12 weeks ago Reply
a_ajd it's incredibly easy to use-very clear info - how's that bad in anyway #expertnotexpert 12 weeks ago Reply
tobinharris Sidenote. I’m finding the UX on this site pretty good, despite appearances and crazy animations :)… 12 weeks ago Reply
tobinharris Brand new DeLorean DMC-12 is nice but pricey #backtothefuture. 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If my website generates traffic & sales (>£70k gross profit last month), how is it a "terrible design"? Shouldn't… 12 weeks ago Reply
paul_adams Is this the best, worst designed site on the web? 12 weeks ago Reply
10Ninjas I think I may have found my calling in web design... 12 weeks ago Reply
amx_cs I've failed at new game! Bah 12 weeks ago Reply
philgourley Depends on how you implement also e.g. 12 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : How I use #publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 12 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : How I use #publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 12 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : How I use #publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 12 weeks ago Reply
HW_Chamber How I use #publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 12 weeks ago Reply
HW_Chamber How I use #publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 12 weeks ago Reply
HW_Chamber How I use #publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 12 weeks ago Reply
MTBdontbearobot What if all websites were designed like ... recreational drugs would be unnecessary as to would Spotify 12 weeks ago Reply
grakozy nothing can come close to this 12 weeks ago Reply
BrunoFu pensa um site genial: 12 weeks ago Reply
thiagoviski Hi Jen, when you have a time look it: 12 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes I think they're called pyrrhic victories 12 weeks ago Reply
drgs100 Well I am sure you are as happy in your fantasies as I am in my "delusions". 12 weeks ago Reply
goldoraf ça c'est un site pour : :p 12 weeks ago Reply
julielerman RT : Just introduced to by . Mind blown. 12 weeks ago Reply
raynimmo , seen that before,view the source; its just as entertaining, , so reminiscent of geocities 12 weeks ago Reply
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