LING'S WEBCAM FAQ:
Is the big screen real?
Yes! It's a 120" massive screen, 3,000 lumen projected LIVE image. It will soon be interactive, and web visitors will be able to upload live images... soon. Wait!
Are those traffic lights real?
Yes! There is another set of traffic lights, hidden to the left of the camera, too! They keep my staff awake with visual stimulation in the same way that my website invigorates my visitors!
What about the flashing signs?
They flash, so you can see the image is live. Duh...
What do the TVs do?
The TVs keep everyone in my office aware of all my customers and visitors online, and tell me who is visiting my website. The TVs also displays the waiting time for proposal and sales (Randy, Lily, Rosie and me) and admin (Guy, Holly, and Adrian) replies.
What about the small car?
That is a zero-emission battery-powered car (just like a 100 year-old Nissan Leaf) that we sometimes race around the office, for prizes. That can be dangerous and violates health and safety regulations. It's hand built and has been on Pawn Stars UK. It's a mini Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Why are you hiding on the webcam?
I'm not hiding! But, my monitors are big... I do get up from my seat now and again, but my desk is on a raised plinth because A) I am quite small, and B) I keep an eye on my staff from up there, C) I like to intimidate my staff.
How can I interact with your staff?
I have made you a special button, which when pressed will play "The Proclaimers" in my office. This will encourage Guy to get annoyed at the webcam, because he is Scottish. Do not press the button if you're easily offended, or if children are watching! Pressing it too much spoils the fun though and he will stop responding as the noise drives him mad. You can also LIVE CHAT to my staff. You'll soon be able to interact by uploading full HD images to the BIG SCREEN.
Why so many monitors?
Each operative has two 28" monitors and a third 21" monitor, because we like things big and we like loads of screen space. The small 21" monitors are for live chat.
Can I watch your staff eat?
Yes! They are gross, but they're all I can find. CVs are welcome.
Are the plants and the skeleton real?
No, the plants are plastic. The skeleton is a member of staff who failed. I am real.