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View my exciting LIVE customer mapping tool...

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View all my customers in ORDER PROCESS!

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View all my 1,500+ CUSTOMER LETTERS!

My unique CUSTOMER LETTERS page has so many letters it embarasses every other car company in THE WORLD! Read every letter, search by neme, car or location!

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Now you can see visitors' LIVE Google searches!

I know what GOOGLE SEARCHES my visitors typed in to find me. I pull them out of the referrer string and display LIVE SEARCHES below.
For privacy, you cannot connect visitors to search terms. No privacy invasion!
I SHOW THIS MUCH INTEREST IN ALL MY VISITORS! AMAZING, EH?
Unlike boring, flat, out-dated, useless car sites, LINGsCARS is ALIVE! - Ling

LIVE SEARCH ENGINE VISITS!
Now you can see my visitors' LIVE Google searches! I know what GOOGLE SEARCHES my visitors typed in to find me. I pull them out of the referrer string and display LIVE SEARCHES

The list of visitors below, shows current searches resulting in a page-land on LINGsCARS.

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OLDER FUNNY SEARCH TERMS

I live in my website and I chew through all my visitors' searches. I come across damn funny ones! Here is a list of historical funny searches typed in by real visitors.
Funny searches by visiting nits :)
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LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
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