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View my exciting LIVE customer mapping tool...

My unique LIVE customer map shows all customers locations throughout the UK plus CUSTOMER LETTERS!

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View all my customers in ORDER PROCESS!

My unique LIVE STATS means that I allow open-ness and clarity so you can see all my customers in progress IN REALTIME! Click the "female" customer to make her go TOPLESS!

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View all my 1,500+ CUSTOMER LETTERS!

My unique CUSTOMER LETTERS page has so many letters it embarasses every other car company in THE WORLD! Read every letter, search by neme, car or location!

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Now you can see visitors' LIVE Google searches!

I know what GOOGLE SEARCHES my visitors typed in to find me. I pull them out of the referrer string and display LIVE SEARCHES below.
For privacy, you cannot connect visitors to search terms. No privacy invasion!
I SHOW THIS MUCH INTEREST IN ALL MY VISITORS! AMAZING, EH?
Unlike boring, flat, out-dated, useless car sites, LINGsCARS is ALIVE! - Ling

LIVE SEARCH ENGINE VISITS!
Now you can see my visitors' LIVE Google searches! I know what GOOGLE SEARCHES my visitors typed in to find me. I pull them out of the referrer string and display LIVE SEARCHES

The list of visitors below, shows current searches resulting in a page-land on LINGsCARS.

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OLDER FUNNY SEARCH TERMS

I live in my website and I chew through all my visitors' searches. I come across damn funny ones! Here is a list of historical funny searches typed in by real visitors.
Funny searches by visiting nits :)
Click to see the actual search (I can usually make it work, but some 404s)
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Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
15 Riverside Studios
Newcastle Business Park
Newcastle upon Tyne, NE4 7YL
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
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	1.8 VVT-i H... 122bhp 5dr hybrid, auto, non-met Corolla Ha £286.33 per month, inc VAT
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