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Contract hire cars from Ling Valentine, LINGsCARS is the UK's favourite car leasing website - On 2016 I leased over £85 million in cars! (RRP)

I live inside my car leasing website all day Monday to Friday 9am-6pm. I lease the cheapest PCP and contract hire cars in the UK! - I am Ling, accept no substitutes

UK's car leasing queen Ling Valentine

Ling Valentine, UK's car leasing queen

I am LING you can trust me

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LIVE WEB VISITORS!!
Watch my pet web visitors interact - LIVE!

"CAMP LING" is a unique view of my website. No other website IN THE WORLD shows you this. Watch my web visitors move around, see which cars people are viewing and what LINGsCARS pages they are reading.
Click on the visitors to find info about them. AMAZING, EH? - Ling

There are 1 LIVE visitors online!
...as CAMP Ling is run by a Chinese (not a bloody American), there is no torture, involuntary rendition or holding without trial. Human Rights Act (China) applies...

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MORE!

View my exciting LIVE customer mapping tool...

My unique LIVE customer map shows all customers locations throughout the UK plus CUSTOMER LETTERS!

No other website in the WORLD shows this information!

I do my very best to show you real, accurate, intelligent website information. Hope you enjoy it!





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View all my customers in ORDER PROCESS!

My unique LIVE STATS means that I allow open-ness and clarity so you can see all my customers in progress IN REALTIME! Click the "female" customer to make her go TOPLESS!

No other car leasing website in the WORLD shows this information!

I do my very best to show you real, accurate, intelligent website information. Hope you enjoy it!











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View my exciting LIVE customer demographics...

My unique LIVE customer demographics shows all customers' credit profiles and lifestyle info IN REALTIME!

No other website in the WORLD shows this information!

I do my very best to show you real, accurate, intelligent website information. Hope you enjoy it!





MORE!

View all my 1,500+ CUSTOMER LETTERS!

My unique CUSTOMER LETTERS page has so many letters it embarasses every other car company in THE WORLD! Read every letter, search by neme, car or location!

No other car leasing website in the WORLD shows this much information!

I do my very best to show you real, accurate, intelligent website information. Hope you enjoy it!





...and there is MORE!

Now you can see visitors' LIVE Google searches!

I know what GOOGLE SEARCHES my visitors typed in to find me. I pull them out of the referrer string and display LIVE SEARCHES below.
For privacy, you cannot connect visitors to search terms. No privacy invasion!
I SHOW THIS MUCH INTEREST IN ALL MY VISITORS! AMAZING, EH?
Unlike boring, flat, out-dated, useless car sites, LINGsCARS is ALIVE! - Ling

LIVE SEARCH
ENGINE VISITS!

Now you can see my visitors' LIVE Google searches!


I know what GOOGLE SEARCHES my visitors typed in to find me. I pull them out of the referrer string and display LIVE SEARCHES
The list of visitors below, shows current searches resulting in a page-land on LINGsCARS.

As you watch, new landing visitors will AJAX in, at the top!
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Online Service
Response Times
Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery
 
88 CLIENTS IN 'PROPOSAL'
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171 CLIENTS IN 'ORDER'
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Lingscars.com Limited (GB)
Customers use my secure LINGO management system.
Response times above based on last 4 hour period between
9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri
-Ling
WOW! UK's best service times!
No Waiting
lingscars.com
Hello, hello! This is me!
Don't run, little customers! I'm friendly...
I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am
- Ling


THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!

The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 663330
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
LING World HQ
People's Republic of Gateshead!

 
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