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Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
15 Riverside Studios
Newcastle Business Park
Newcastle upon Tyne, NE4 7YL
Tel 0191 460 9444
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	35 TFSI 150bhp 5dr petrol, auto, met A4 Avant ( £379.76 per month, inc VAT
	1.3 DiG-T M... 140bhp 5dr petrol, manual, non-met Qashqai Ha £293.65 per month, inc VAT
	1.5 BlueHDi bhp 5dr diesel, auto, met DS7 Diesel £422.78 per month, inc VAT
	30 TFSI 110bhp 5dr petrol, manual, non-met Q2 Estate £349.64 per month, inc VAT
	1.0 DiG-T 114bhp 5dr petrol, auto, non-met Juke Hatch £275.51 per month, inc VAT

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