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Contract hire cars from Ling Valentine, LINGsCARS is the UK's favourite car leasing website - On 2016 I leased over £85 million in cars! (RRP)

I live inside my car leasing website all day Monday to Friday 9am-6pm. I lease the cheapest PCP and contract hire cars in the UK! - I am Ling, accept no substitutes

I am LING you can trust me

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Click on the visitors to find info about them. AMAZING, EH? - Ling

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View my exciting LIVE customer mapping tool...

My unique LIVE customer map shows all customers locations throughout the UK plus CUSTOMER LETTERS!

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View all my customers in ORDER PROCESS!

My unique LIVE STATS means that I allow open-ness and clarity so you can see all my customers in progress IN REALTIME! Click the "female" customer to make her go TOPLESS!

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View all my 1,500+ CUSTOMER LETTERS!

My unique CUSTOMER LETTERS page has so many letters it embarasses every other car company in THE WORLD! Read every letter, search by neme, car or location!

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...and there is MORE!
Now you can see visitors' LIVE Google searches!

I know what GOOGLE SEARCHES my visitors typed in to find me. I pull them out of the referrer string and display LIVE SEARCHES below.
For privacy, you cannot connect visitors to search terms. No privacy invasion!
I SHOW THIS MUCH INTEREST IN ALL MY VISITORS! AMAZING, EH?
Unlike boring, flat, out-dated, useless car sites, LINGsCARS is ALIVE! - Ling

LIVE SEARCH ENGINE VISITS!
Now you can see my visitors' LIVE Google searches! I know what GOOGLE SEARCHES my visitors typed in to find me. I pull them out of the referrer string and display LIVE SEARCHES

The list of visitors below, shows current searches resulting in a page-land on LINGsCARS.

As you watch, new landing visitors will AJAX in, at the top!

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OLDER FUNNY SEARCH TERMS

I live in my website and I chew through all my visitors' searches. I come across damn funny ones! Here is a list of historical funny searches typed in by real visitors.
Funny searches by visiting nits :)
Click to see the actual search (I can usually make it work, but some 404s)
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THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!

Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
15 Riverside Studios
Newcastle Business Park
Newcastle upon Tyne, NE4 7YL
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
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Best Before: 17/08/2007


	1.5 TSI EVO 150bhp 5dr petrol, manual, met Ateca Esta £255.71 per month, inc VAT
	2.0 TSI 300 bhp 5dr petrol, auto, non-met Golf Hatch £363.28 per month, inc VAT
	2.0 TSI 245bhp 5dr petrol, manual, non-met Golf Hatch £343.86 per month, inc VAT
	0 11kW 150bhp 5dr electric, auto, non-met Leaf Hatch £268.94 per month, inc VAT
	1.2 i 75bhp 5dr petrol, manual, non-met Corsa Hatc £230.40 per month, inc VAT