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LINGsCARS *** Bummed by Advertising Standards*** The Advertising Standards Authority have spoken! I am BANNED from saying "BM… 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Which one did you choose, again? 11 weeks ago Reply
ksoobjoo if ur site looks like this you’re going to jail 11 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Quick survey - if you go to this site (it’s a car lease site, I’m not trying to get you to lease a car), what colour are th… 11 weeks ago Reply
hoagy_ytfc Quick survey - if you go to this site (it’s a car lease site, I’m not trying to get you to lease a car), what colou… 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gotta love getting letters like this... 11 weeks ago Reply
TimWJackson RT : Got my WAH! mug in the mail yesterday. Thank you, Ling, for the heartfelt #GodBlessAmerica inscription on the… 11 weeks ago Reply
fiddybux Absolutely hands-down the best website I have ever seen! A website hasn't brought me this much joy since exploring… 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Steve, a pleasure :) Now you need some tea. 11 weeks ago Reply
bpaschal45 i love it 11 weeks ago Reply
SteveStauning Got my WAH! mug in the mail yesterday. Thank you, Ling, for the heartfelt #GodBlessAmerica inscription o… 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Imagine the horror: not being paid for not working! JOIN A UNION and get pay for not working NOW! 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bollocks to #GDPR ... I've been updating my ANTI-SLAVERY statement 12 weeks ago Reply
jenklepper Since everyone is worried about GDPR, I thought I'd share my favorite privacy policy on the internet. Fine web desi… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS *** TESLA CASH SALE £695 BUY IT NOW *** you put one of these into low orbit! 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS *** NEW S90 VOLVO SMOKER £334 *** Cheaper to lease than a Golf 1.4. Plutocrat car. £37000+ retail price.… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You also have no profile pic, no real bio, you remain completely anonymous… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, on the contrary, I analysed your posts, all very pro-Russia and made u… 12 weeks ago Reply
honeyinmyveins Get tips from here 12 weeks ago Reply
kevinmogged Ling showed up today. Name inspired by #lingscars 12 weeks ago Reply
dev_contest No worries. It's always easier to accuse someone of being "bot" rather than… 12 weeks ago Reply
dev_contest No, it implies you can't read. 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That implies that you politicise other issues when not "too much at stake". 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Volkswagen outline WLTP car emission changes, note the disruption, but not even a small hint of apology. 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian says my wood has arrived, to a) repair fencing, b) clad barn, c) cover the duck-shooting hide that he built yes… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, I'm very pro-Brexit :) 12 weeks ago Reply
harryzhuk Sorry I thought you were on the other side 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How can that possibly be, when all the Motor Manufacturers say that #brexit will be the death of them? 12 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb Boring... where's my delorean 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's what the daft Motor Industry say, Ford insist the custom union needed for the EU/… 12 weeks ago Reply
harryzhuk Are you saying that one country can only buy from another country when these two countries are in a custom union? 12 weeks ago Reply
AlexRoebuck My UK-built Civic Type-R has an engine built in Ohio. 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey ...Autoblog say "The F-150's new diesel is a 3.0-liter turbocharged V6. It's built in the UK",… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS When you say "deplaned", do you mean the passengers alighted? 12 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce crispy? 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian has built me a duck-shooting hide. He stole my rifle! 12 weeks ago Reply
SpartyX95 I guess they all drive government funded BMWs 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They really don't have a sense of humour, I'm in trouble again with the ASA for referring to "BMW bum boys" 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you back on the bus, now? :) 12 weeks ago Reply
Ollie__Hooper Amazing. 12 weeks ago Reply
JohnCairns15 Way too funny - well done Ling x 12 weeks ago Reply
SpartyX95 Did the compliance team ever reply! Will we ever find out! Think they may need to go on a customer liaison course 12 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb That was a great read. What a pathetic company the ASA is 12 weeks ago Reply
DC_F1 I've replied on a seperate parallel timeline 12 weeks ago Reply
DavidIKSmith Already put a complaint into FOS about the flux capacitor modification invalidating the warranty.… 12 weeks ago Reply
DC_F1 This is brilliant! Love the April 1st comment and saying you'd accidentally bought a Reliant from your o… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How many idiots have complained about this (I know you are not complaining). Here is one:… 12 weeks ago Reply
fakeSamBurnett I had a VW Up through there for three years, was a great deal and all very efficiently done. 12 weeks ago Reply
pod_KAPAKA I think the car is overrated :D:D:D:D 12 weeks ago Reply
DC_F1 It's my first port of call whenever I want to look at leases, it's just tooooo memorable 12 weeks ago Reply
fakeSamBurnett I love that website, it’s genius. 12 weeks ago Reply
DC_F1 The maddest thing about Lings Cars is no longer the madly-designed website - it's the fact you can now LEASE A DELO… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My TESLA Model 3 is "early 2019" according to 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good thing, but in spirit. The anal application is daft. Some companies, ie Mercedes in this example a… 12 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 Hey - I'm quite surprised you haven't yet had a rant about #GDPR, so tell me... Good thing or Bad thing?… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Working, working. Updating data sets, it's all gone tits up. MySQL has shit its pants. 12 weeks ago Reply
partychancer Oh, Ling, what's occurring? 12 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes RT : I've added an ANTI-EPILEPSY control to my website #epilepsy 12 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes Nice, although you have to look at the website to find and click them, and you have to know what ray-ban… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've added an ANTI-EPILEPSY control to my website #epilepsy 12 weeks ago Reply
benMarleyMarl RT : The actual real Ling from LingsCars and #dragonsden has written a post about my friends and 12 weeks ago Reply
SethSethUK RT : I was looking for inspiration and your incredible site sprang to mind, really enjoye… 12 weeks ago Reply
benMarleyMarl I was looking for inspiration and your incredible site sprang to mind, really e… 12 weeks ago Reply
northcoders RT : The actual real Ling from LingsCars and #dragonsden has written a post about my friends and 12 weeks ago Reply
_HenryWithers_ The actual real Ling from LingsCars and #dragonsden has written a post about my friends and… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I like Paul Mason. I don't agree with a lot of what he says, but I'm glad he's out there saying it.… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear Russian Embassy. HELP! I have so much problem with Russians DDOS-ing and hacking my website… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ben! Hope you enjoyed. Do you have any improvements to send me? See… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : H&M was already taken. 12 weeks ago Reply
ixesta RT : Had a great week working with , experimenting with Twitter's #api and using #lingscars amazing w… 12 weeks ago Reply
northcoders RT : Had a great week working with , experimenting with Twitter's #api and using #lingscars amazing w… 12 weeks ago Reply
benMarleyMarl Had a great week working with , experimenting with Twitter's #api and using #lingscars amaz… 12 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine Awesome! Happy to help. 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nick, thanks!! Email me your address sales.com (or DM) and I'll send you a WAH! mug for you to… 13 weeks ago Reply
hulkSM4SH You have 100% more farms than I do. Good work. Nice path. A+ 13 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine By all means use me. Here's an image of the university. I brought up the site during my lecture to illus… 13 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine Will do - my goal is to make it ridiculously simple to execute good UX. Pretty sure your expertise quali… 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good, go teach your students how simple it is. Noddy car 50p/ride supermarket display from eBay. Rest is… 13 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine Very much so! 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You like it??? :) 13 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine My life is complete 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've deployed my latest "feel-good" homepage. Featuring NOBBY. Do a refresh to clear your cache.… 13 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine More info on course: the course explores methods of usability inspection, design, and advocacy - with a… 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS *** CREATING A LOVELY POND-SIDE PATH *** Ian has been busy at my farm. 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 5 mins from Deploy! Turn up your speakers, Noddy in Cantonese! (couldn't find putong-hua version) 13 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine Awesome! I teach Usability Analysis at Florida State University College of Communication and Information… 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In 10 minutes, I'm deploying my new NOBBY front page! You are the first to know. Be proud :) 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nick, if you have any info I can use on FB about your course, happy to drag you into it :) 13 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine Hey I teach a graduate level Usability Analysis course and always use your site to illustrate how good U… 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The most miserable for me, you just cost me a fiver :( hahaha! 13 weeks ago Reply
kieranjamesfox Literally the happiest day of my life 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oooops, making my cars loon expensive. I'll move it to £10 for 20. Ta! 13 weeks ago Reply
GrantWinney If it were possible for the internet to throw up all over you, it'd look like this. 13 weeks ago Reply
_jcb__ think you need to correct the fag calculator on the site. The day I get 18 fags for £6.04 is the day I'm… 13 weeks ago Reply
DerekFr78350713 come in the post today thanks 13 weeks ago Reply
justin_r_slack I am sure you know 13 weeks ago Reply
Drybeer Win at life with an mug! 13 weeks ago Reply
fabioperrella Crazy website! 13 weeks ago Reply
Jec91 Everyone needs to be aware of the Ling's Cars website it horrific/glorious 13 weeks ago Reply
jensroland The most glorious example I can think of is Ling’s Cars: 13 weeks ago Reply
tim_nolet No thread on this subject is complete without an obligatory link to Ling's Car Rental. "I am Ling, you… 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wah! : 13 weeks ago Reply
dangerworm Aww, I love obnoxious websites. Is it worse than ? 13 weeks ago Reply
hulkSM4SH RT : Congratulations are in order! Our developer Damien is the proud winner of a Wah Mug - We couldn't be more prou… 13 weeks ago Reply
bencfranklin RT : Congratulations are in order! Our developer Damien is the proud winner of a Wah Mug - We couldn't be more prou… 13 weeks ago Reply
qubadigital Congratulations are in order! Our developer Damien is the proud winner of a Wah Mug - We couldn't be mo… 13 weeks ago Reply
ihuntington Wonderful! And there is a link to my favourite 13 weeks ago Reply
ohprosecco Also in relation to insta dm look at you won’t bekive me but this is a legit… 13 weeks ago Reply
sql_williamd and of course: 13 weeks ago Reply
_yuks best website on the internet 13 weeks ago Reply
richardkotze Ling's cars design is crazy and people really like it. #FunFunFrontend 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't tell me; you want a V12 Tesla Supercharged convertible in gold... for £200/month. Hmmm. :) 13 weeks ago Reply
richaskew You don’t want a 13 year old A-Class with a broken window do you? 13 weeks ago Reply
spamoom Your tweet sent me on a leasing mission and now I’ve chosen my next car 13 weeks ago Reply
richaskew Yet more car trouble, car window stuck open now. I’m coming! 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mercedes Benz #GDPR fail. They send me someone else's MB Financial Services PIN number (also on plain email). Doubl… 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Who (the fuck) is APPLEGATE? I hung up on them... 14 weeks ago Reply
finnmcb I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks!!! And he's gong-fu expert. :) 14 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 Hmm.... I see another ASA letter heading your way 14 weeks ago Reply
AndrewRPucci For the record, , mentioned how much he loved your site. #breaktaboo 14 weeks ago Reply
mdigirolUX Sounds like a great way to do raffles next year... :) 14 weeks ago Reply
AndrewRPucci So far today, there's been mention of and building empathy. Lots of UX bingo opportunities. #UXPABOS18 14 weeks ago Reply
NickHolroyd Into my second lecture at #UXPABOS18 , both have mentioned my favorite website 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse Michael, hope you enjoy the mug! :) 14 weeks ago Reply
MichaelCaleigh Thanks for the mug #waaah #notshowingthemessage #hilarious 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Got some sexy Audi A4s for September delivery. Black Edition. But you can also get them in white (???) £277/mth… 14 weeks ago Reply
kpizzu1 RT : Managment of this website must be exhausting :-) 14 weeks ago Reply
SiBarberPhoto RT : The Advertising Standards Authority issue me a draft censure. They need to get down with Nigerian hipster street-speak. They… 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The Advertising Standards Authority issue me a draft censure. They need to get down with Nigerian hipster street-sp… 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, it does change a bit... slightly modernised, lately. 14 weeks ago Reply
ddmfhsuk I love you Ling. Ever since your time on the Den, may your site never change. :) 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks for the referral. I do my best to help everyone become psychedelic drug-free by simply cli… 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Must say, was really great, getting my little Reading Rooms auctioned off at a profit :) Recommend! 14 weeks ago Reply
ddmfhsuk May I also suggest lings cars for the early morning free trip the website provides - 14 weeks ago Reply
alexandrialucy9 I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've moved a small coal wagon railway thing, in Grange Villa, Co Durham 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I was lucky enough to do some work with recently and got this smashing mug for my troubles! Cheers, Ling Mate! htt… 14 weeks ago Reply
MPLANTAH I was lucky enough to do some work with recently and got this smashing mug for my troubles! Cheers, Ling… 14 weeks ago Reply
JInspiriation If you like that you’ll love 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Director is a great pal, and customer... I'm sure if you ask him he'll send you some cha, Robert. 15 weeks ago Reply
JoaHered Me hiciste acordar a esto 15 weeks ago Reply
XpTaoZ I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh. 15 weeks ago Reply
gbarkerdesign WOW!!!! 15 weeks ago Reply
bleepster71 RT : ***KIDS DOING MORNING EXERCISES*** In Chengdu, I walked past this, this morning. Reminds me of when I was at school. I think… 15 weeks ago Reply
andyredfern You might be surprised. Lobley hill primary school, just round the corner from your office, do it every day. 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***KIDS DOING MORNING EXERCISES*** In Chengdu, I walked past this, this morning. Reminds me of when I was at school… 15 weeks ago Reply
Jon3103 Does this Dick come in the box? 15 weeks ago Reply
ianc1990z I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Laced with Novichok agent. Also, Holly didn't wash her hands before packing the mug! e-Coli YummmmmmmMMMmmm. 15 weeks ago Reply
ianberryphotos Just about to have a brew in my new mug I won head over to their website and see if you can win one! 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Super duper! Glad you are happy. 15 weeks ago Reply
johnnygriffo Yes! My mug has arrived! Thank you! 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks, sorted. 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks, sorted. 15 weeks ago Reply
nickparnell_esq Site down methinks 15 weeks ago Reply
PonkysMosquera RT : PWA? Who needs PWA anymore? Meet , the best website on the Internet 15 weeks ago Reply
TomWade In a world full of esports organisations we're long overdue for a clan back on the scene! Plus looks l… 15 weeks ago Reply
nekrtemplar RT : PWA? Who needs PWA anymore? Meet , the best website on the Internet 15 weeks ago Reply
henrylim96 PWA? Who needs PWA anymore? Meet , the best website on the Internet 15 weeks ago Reply
AdzR Just been reminded of the wonder that is 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've just saved your evening... :) 15 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Sleep well, Ling. X 15 weeks ago Reply
ifenn I arrive early and choose the best seat. And these days I have to choose what I eat carefully, sadly. 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm gong back to sleep, aircon has worked its magic. You'd hate China, it's as noisy as fuc… 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How do you cope with those noisy Chinese restaurants that you like? Let's hope the chef doe… 15 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Some more reading for you. :-) 15 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Yes, it’s in my head. It’s a cognitive issue, not a hearing issue. Some reading for whe… 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, fuck. Do they set the train at 9,000ft like a 747, or 6,000 ft like… 15 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Even earplugs - by design - do not block out all noise. And ear plug… 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Maybe it's inside your head. A simple solution would be a small mirror. When you have issues, just glance into it :) 15 weeks ago Reply
ifenn No, Ling. That does not work. Trust me. I have been through about a dozen pairs. 15 weeks ago Reply
ifenn LOL. I have only flown BA over the past five years. I’m Gold with th… 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There is. You put them on and leave them turned OFF. They muffle noise n… 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian, you get groped on BA, you get starved at NCL airport, always have i… 15 weeks ago Reply
ifenn LOL. Noise-cancelling headphones play noise and reduce the noise fro… 15 weeks ago Reply
ifenn LOL. They would have got some great footage of me earlier in the week struggling to get… 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's an oxymoron. Of course noise cancelling headphones reduce noise. It's in the name. 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What will happen? The same as when Jeremy Corbyn made all that shit… 15 weeks ago Reply
ifenn If you have a sensitivity to noise, noise-cancelling headphones don’t help. I wish they did. 15 weeks ago Reply
ifenn I appreciate straight talk. It’s easier to demonstrate when people are making a… 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Noise cancelling headphones? 15 weeks ago Reply
ifenn I’m always in the first row, Ling. And business class is generally q… 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh God, poor Virgin Trains. Brace yourselves! Luckily they have a no-nonsense person… 15 weeks ago Reply
ifenn As for BA, they are starting to listen too, particularly in relation to passenge… 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian, how on earth do you manage to sit on all those noisy, cramped, shor… 15 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Hey, I met a couple of lovely managers at on Friday. They asked me i… 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear , lovable though he is, Ian is a serial complainer (ble… 15 weeks ago Reply
MeganMc_ox I hate u omg 15 weeks ago Reply
TheAdamGalloway I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 15 weeks ago Reply
Mousefox13 is the greatest website i've ever been on in my entire life 15 weeks ago Reply
SteveStauning Yes, let’s hope! 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Steve, let's hope US Customs, Homeland Security and the US Postal Service play the game. And the Uk Post Office don… 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thx!!! 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Kirsty, thanks for the pics and Tweet! They should have invited me, I would have brought a box of WAH! mugs to Leed… 16 weeks ago Reply
UDAdvantage RT : Did you know is sending me a #WahMug? I can honestly say it will be my favorite piece of dealership swag ev… 16 weeks ago Reply
SteveStauning Did you know is sending me a #WahMug? I can honestly say it will be my favorite piece of dealership sw… 16 weeks ago Reply
alexburaks Все конечно знают про "самый ужасный сайт в интернете" . Но мало кто знает, что у него и в h… 16 weeks ago Reply
0x7b2 Er... 16 weeks ago Reply
Portzapine #LINGsCARS the fact that this website actually makes money confuses me. the layout and design looks so early-2000s-ish? 16 weeks ago Reply
parand . Just showed me , an absolutely crazy website that's apparently very successful.… 16 weeks ago Reply
Tentabrobpy What is your professional wib designer opinion on 16 weeks ago Reply
Blink_Norwich My favourite code comments are here - view-source: 16 weeks ago Reply
alexmziegler EU NEM SEI O QUE DIZER 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ruth, are they cooking up chargeable output? Heh? 16 weeks ago Reply
thattallguy The word you're looking for is "Poutine", but close enough. 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Merci, or whatever you say in Canada. :) 16 weeks ago Reply
marulango I have a new favorite website. Yes, I’m dead serious. 16 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 I love the fact that these 2 Tweets were together. 16 weeks ago Reply
letkma RT : This is the most amazing car dealership website I've ever seen in my whole entire life. 16 weeks ago Reply
thattallguy This is the most amazing car dealership website I've ever seen in my whole entire life. 16 weeks ago Reply
jimfenton Salted too, please. 16 weeks ago Reply
TheEOTWAWKI This is the future of web design. 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why are you lying? You typed script code in my LINGO. You used PAUL.CONCEPTBS.COM email, which is linked to T… 16 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews That's not how I work, but you're welcome to your opinion. 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Fuck off. 16 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews #MD5 is neither encoding, nor suitable for #password storage. Instead... use bCrypt, PBKDF2 or Argon2. cc… 16 weeks ago Reply
jarhammar Eller hur :) Kolla även in Storbritanniens största begagnade bil-försäljare som har den urartningen s… 16 weeks ago Reply
beefymike Cos he's a twat touting for trade by attempting to hack into websites. Absolute timewaster! 16 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla I don't know the details - just she's on my wouldn't mess with list 16 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews I've never had any dealings with them, but anyone who handles Duncan like that deserves a chance :) 16 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla I guess it's for when she's in the UK people can reach her. obvs not speaki… 16 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews Thanks Carla... I've already emailed her. Not sure why there's a phone number on the site… 16 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla as you know is in China you could always you know email her - all… 16 weeks ago Reply
_jcb__ Thank Paul, let him know you'll address it with his help when you return, enjoy your break… 16 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews Spent the last hour trying to call , it's always engaged. The path to responsible disclosure really eats into your day! 16 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews I'd suggest keeping this offline Ling; I'm trying to help here... which will become obvious shortly. 16 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews To be fair Josh, Ling doesn't know me. A quick Google search should reveal I'm not about to des… 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Josh, with all respect, fuck off. I'm risking the CN Internet Police here doing this shit today, I've been FAR too… 16 weeks ago Reply
_jcb__ I think you should really be thankful as oppose to making this into a drama. It's going to… 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm in China! With my family! FFS. sales.com, please. 16 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews What's the best email address for you? You're welcome to call me to discuss if you wish. 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm in China , my day has been ruined, was it you? I've been trying to find who it was, I've entered… 16 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews I'd rather pass them over to you/your team for review please. Hope you're well. 16 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews Do you really want me to share security concerns publicly? 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I prefer public. 16 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews Can you follow please Ling? Thanks. 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have been told it's but may not be. I'm asking... 16 weeks ago Reply
Petterroea Why would it be someone you know? 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS To Paul, was that YOU typing code in my LINGO? Can you confirm? 16 weeks ago Reply
GazTheJourno RT : Mike, hi I am Ling from . I'm looking for Paul Moore, he is trying to exploit my syst… 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mike, hi I am Ling from . I'm looking for Paul Moore, he is trying to exploi… 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey Paul ... are you trying to break my LINGO? I'm in China, but fuck, got a thousand alerts about you.… 16 weeks ago Reply
anthony62490 So you're the one who built ? 16 weeks ago Reply
RobMThompson RT : Did you know that Ling Valentine of is the only car dealer in the world to use a nuclear missile to advertise… 16 weeks ago Reply
trendjackers Did you know that Ling Valentine of is the only car dealer in the world to use a nuclear missile to adve… 16 weeks ago Reply
jlealess Here’s some more inspiration for your portfolio vision board: 16 weeks ago Reply
ItWillGlow All will be revealed soon, good Graham 16 weeks ago Reply
gramatter Please let one of them be Ling Valentine aka 16 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla have a safe trip 17 weeks ago Reply
mrheston Never forget 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS On my way to NCL for shitty trip to China... 17 weeks ago Reply
MathieuLorber today's inspirational website 17 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal I know the feeling. We’ve spent waaaay too much on car leasing 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Spent too much on Himalayan Balsam :) 17 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal I thought you’d have bought your own ex-military plane by now so you wouldn’t have to mix with the publi… 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS OKdokey alligator. 17 weeks ago Reply
ifenn I will message you in the morning, once I know my plans. :-) 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Phew, I was worried they'd spit in *my* coffee, too :) I am going via AMS at 13 something 17 weeks ago Reply
ifenn London. :-p 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you going to AMS? 17 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Tomorrow. Lunchtime onwards. 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Where? At the customer service desk? When are you at NCL? 17 weeks ago Reply
ifenn What time? Let’s meet up. 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear and . Tomorrow I fly to China (NCL to PEK). You are both experts, so please supply me with a l… 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tomorrow I fly to China on a KLM plane but with China Southern ticket. So I'll be bundled in the "Chinese" section.… 17 weeks ago Reply
StevenOakes looking at the new brand palette and logo, I can only imagine the new sites you're building at the mo… 17 weeks ago Reply
apanathi Hallo! Vielleicht wollt ihr ja mal über sprechen im Kontext… 17 weeks ago Reply
joygabriela Melhor site, sempre 17 weeks ago Reply
kevindixie The website that goes against all rules of UX and UI and still makes loads of money, you must view the page source!! 17 weeks ago Reply
TrueStoryYOUTUB RT : . website has been called “one of the best websites ever” as well as “the worst website on the internet”. Grea… 17 weeks ago Reply
Sir56ALot The Internet, circa 1995 17 weeks ago Reply
DavidIKSmith Trying to imagine magnum opus in a NZ accent. Mignum Erpus? 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hamish, should I write upside down for you? 17 weeks ago Reply
guppymann my design class and i would be interested in knowing your source of inspiration for your magnum opus of… 17 weeks ago Reply
peachmilktm RT : I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 17 weeks ago Reply
klaiis_ RT : I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 17 weeks ago Reply
pending_url I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 17 weeks ago Reply
cindybidar You mean this guy? 17 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 I only recently found out there was a right way and wrong way to put a tyre on a wheel! Hadn't even thought about it. 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Do you park with your wheel logos facing the correct way up? Hours of entertainment watching you park. 17 weeks ago Reply
creative_asset This website breaks all the rules, yet manages to be completely epic 17 weeks ago Reply
mamaiow20 RT : . website has been called “one of the best websites ever” as well as “the worst website on the internet”. Grea… 17 weeks ago Reply
superhi_ When you get a bit carried away on your website 18 weeks ago Reply
nikkitaliaferro happy friday, lol 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Better! :) Naples is lovely, spend some time there, in the back streets. 18 weeks ago Reply
peterthepotter Have a great trip ⚽️ the uk 18 weeks ago Reply
SteveFowler Trust me - I pay for plenty of flights! Now flying to Naples and getting the train. Nicer and cheaper. 18 weeks ago Reply
UKBALANCEPARTY I don't disagree 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, there you go that's the answer. High demand. Easy. EasyJet are in biz to make a profit, not subsidise daft fo… 18 weeks ago Reply
UKBALANCEPARTY The draw was only made today so i don't think booking earlier was an option 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The cruel answer would be that motoring journos never pay for ANY flights, so when they join the rest of us having… 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Not rip-off;- supply and demand. It's a fotty game, bound to be busy. Why didn't you book earlier? This might be th… 18 weeks ago Reply
HubNutVids Thanks. I'll stick to cars over 20 years old then. Sorted. 18 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 I believe does help get people what they want in a very different way. And she works hard to keep it that way. 18 weeks ago Reply
bj43045 worth a read 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey there is a huge fuck-up coming thanks to VW + testing in the UK/EU car market. I explain:… 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS UK new car industry in a GIANT fuck-up. I explain (can anyone do a better explanaition?) 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hope not. 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This gives a flavour of my new Waka-Ling-Wood style car presentations, on my website soon. 18 weeks ago Reply
Hinterecke Ik heb ook eens bij Jimdo gekeken maar net als bij Wix en JouwWeb mis ik daar toch iets. Het decorum en de finesse… 18 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes Well, and, all the entertainment isn't getting in the way of most people actually leasing a car, no? 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear ...having looked at your website, it's utter nonsense. I put you in the "nutter" basket. - Ling 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I make money because... a) Emotion always wins, b) Cars should be fun, c) Customers are humans d) Entertaining peop… 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb! 18 weeks ago Reply
donkeypig03 I added a video to a playlist Drugos (Despacito) LINGsCARS website promo 18 weeks ago Reply
fahimchoudhary 18 weeks ago Reply
Tony52Oaks Still better than the HMRC website 18 weeks ago Reply
princesssss45 RT : . website has been called “one of the best websites ever” as well as “the worst website on the internet”. Grea… 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've sold my Reading Room property and made £6,000. I rant about the taxes supporting non-tax payers. Here:… 18 weeks ago Reply
JMurphyYMCA Here is the successful antithesis of website quality... 18 weeks ago Reply
gthartley Now this, *this* is how you design a damn website #ux #visualdesign #minimal #lessismore 18 weeks ago Reply
zachpennington This is an amazing car site. 18 weeks ago Reply
aykrmela Si la echas mucho de menos. aquí tienes metadona: 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Get filling it with tea! 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much Ian, but I think you mis-counted. I have 4,549 email deal requests from you! 18 weeks ago Reply
kylefox so i never miss an opportunity to lease an automobile cheaply 18 weeks ago Reply
OllyMochizuki Still the best website in the world - WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THAT MINI MOVIE! 18 weeks ago Reply
Bagaudas RT : Hace como 8 años que descubrí esta web y sigo enfermizamente enamorada de ella. La han rediseñado desde entonces, que conste,… 18 weeks ago Reply
editora RT : Hace como 8 años que descubrí esta web y sigo enfermizamente enamorada de ella. La han rediseñado desde entonces, que conste,… 18 weeks ago Reply
aykrmela tendría que ser de análisis obligatorio en todo curso, máster o lo que sea relacionado con diseño web y UX. 18 weeks ago Reply
aykrmela Hace como 8 años que descubrí esta web y sigo enfermizamente enamorada de ella. La han rediseñado desde entonces, q… 18 weeks ago Reply
aykrmela ¡Eh, que la han rediseñado! Pero no han perdido la esencia psicotrópica 18 weeks ago Reply
trendjackers . website has been called “one of the best websites ever” as well as “the worst website on the internet”.… 18 weeks ago Reply
trendjackers . website has been called “one of the best websites ever” as well as “the worst website on the internet”.… 18 weeks ago Reply
Eggymundo Thanks Ling! LOL 19 weeks ago Reply
ianaddison There isn't a madder website in the world than but bloody hell their customer service and support is inc… 19 weeks ago Reply
SolaMollitia попробуй 19 weeks ago Reply
PepGuar62828480 Please stop fucking your mom. Yes, she’s ugly and old and you like it, but s… 19 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Robert, our fishermen DO NOT stink of garlic, hahaha! But their (French fishermen) dir… 19 weeks ago Reply
RedHotSquirrel We are not the French. 19 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hardly Dunkirk. If you took a lesson from the French fishermen, you would simply block… 19 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Appreciate your humour in the face of adversity. But please stop nerve-gassing the UK. 19 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I ABUSE DATA PROTECTION LAWS. I admit it. 19 weeks ago Reply
voiceofrazin Oh my days. Their FAQs are a bunch of videos.... 19 weeks ago Reply
voiceofrazin These guys are off their nut! 19 weeks ago Reply
voiceofrazin Wow "Faxing the card is bad news because you will look like a Jamaican coal min… 19 weeks ago Reply
ltsDB No they don't. Dragoons originally were a class of mounted infantry, who used horses for m… 19 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS All you need to do now is figure out how to spell "Dragon" :) 19 weeks ago Reply
logz05 WOW! Check it out! LINGsCARS Watched this week's #LoyaltyLoop video and really enjoyed it. I'm so proud!… 19 weeks ago Reply
im_womb I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 19 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes RT : WOW! Check it out! Watched this week's #LoyaltyLoop video and really enjoyed it. I'm so proud! 19 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : WOW! Check it out! Watched this week's #LoyaltyLoop video and really enjoyed it. I'm so proud! 19 weeks ago Reply
DrewDavisHere WOW! Check it out! Watched this week's #LoyaltyLoop video and really enjoyed it. I'm so proud!… 19 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS and socks? with my head on. 19 weeks ago Reply
markrowe169 Don't let them beat you :) they couldn't beat see and 19 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey, I saw this and thought of you... it's Brian Spanner. 19 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is this an April fool? You're late... "We've issued an efit for of a suspect in a distraction burglary… 19 weeks ago Reply
logz05 LINGsCARS Hey Ling! Thanks a ton. So glad you enjoyed it. :) DrewDavisHere #DigitalMarketing 19 weeks ago Reply
logz05 LINGsCARS Hey Ling! I did a video today all about LINGsCARS :) What do you think? DrewDavisHere #DigitalMarketing 19 weeks ago Reply
DrewDavisHere Hey Ling! Thanks a ton. So glad you enjoyed it. :) 19 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Andrew "Drew" Davis analyses my website - remarkably accurate. And very entertaining. Worth to watch… 19 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, thanks!! You nail it I think. We live in an emotional world, eh? I am FB-ing your vid... it's very good! Than… 19 weeks ago Reply
DrewDavisHere Hey Ling! I did a video today all about :) What do you think? 19 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***HAPPY EASTER*** The baby Jesus died (as mainly celebrated in the UK by eating Cadbury's Creme Eggs)... for THIS… 19 weeks ago Reply
NotAHorseLime I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 19 weeks ago Reply
twoskinz For a moment I thought had redesigned their website. Fortunately f… 19 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I want an R107! 19 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The #vegans are going fucking mental. Just because someone asked me for a vegan car... 19 weeks ago Reply
MoreWillie is hiring 20 weeks ago Reply
EdGetsIt The latest #DealershipToday Superstars Report! Thanks to #tsla #automotive 20 weeks ago Reply
GeorgeCochrane1 RT : Children. A four door saloon car. 20 weeks ago Reply
TattyMK Dead dinosaurs 20 weeks ago Reply
Kowalski_24_ RT : Children. A four door saloon car. 20 weeks ago Reply
GeorgeNicolasUK Can’t see why jap import being leased would be a problem. Worth trying again 20 weeks ago Reply
Bangernomics Children. A four door saloon car. 20 weeks ago Reply
Kowalski_24_ Same with my XJC. 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 1=yes if not JDM. Jap was the issue. 2=I own them outright, then lease them out. 3=10 cars 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . found my W123 pic, just after I got it 3 years ago. Mexican wheels! 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lots, and the specialist ones too. Cars were Jap imports+on lease. that's the insurance issue. 20 weeks ago Reply
GeorgeNicolasUK Ooh, that would work. Which insurers did you approach? 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I sent email to james... with survey. keep it private pls. But fuck me, the responses! 20 weeks ago Reply
hiltonholloway Twin ashtrays... 20 weeks ago Reply
Bangernomics The coolest thing about my Dad's Daimler is that you could press the button to change fuel tanks. When it worked. 20 weeks ago Reply
Bangernomics Now that is a cockpit and engine room. 20 weeks ago Reply
trafficbasher You could probably just leave it at “bloody insurance companies”... 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . bloody insurance companies wouldn't touch leased JDMs. 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . bloody insurance companies would touch leased JDMs. 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . I'll flood you both with a few pics, I had it all arranged. Look at these 20 weeks ago Reply
Bangernomics Excellent work. Flood the interweb with these, it is what it was built for... 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . I'll flood you both with a few pics, I had it all arranged. Look at these cars! 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . I'll flood you both with a few pics, I had it all arranged. Look at these cars! Look a… 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS These are all "last of the real Mercs". My W123 Auto is a bit rusty at the edges, but d… 20 weeks ago Reply
Bangernomics At least you tried. Top effort. 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I found a supplier. In Wetherby! I did market research. Gonna be XJ12s, Beetles, Merc SL &123 and RR… 20 weeks ago Reply
Bangernomics You have excellent taste in old rubbish. Think you should lease 82 or 83 on Ys for the niche fanboys on Twitface. 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, she (sorry) has to live under the "Dad's an expert on shitters" cloud. I have an old W123, a 23… 20 weeks ago Reply
Bangernomics Watcha Ling. No bangers for her, she'll have the most modern motor on the drive. I'll try the Kuga angle… 20 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Hey Mr Ruppert :) Get him a lease car! I've got Kugas (4x4) at just over £200/mth on 3-year. you'll… 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The gift that keeps giving. He (like Jon Snow) always represents the EU as "Europe". As in "we're leaving Europe". 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey Mr Ruppert :) Get him a lease car! I've got Kugas (4x4) at just over £200/mth on 3-year.… 20 weeks ago Reply
davecoveney We broke it. So much for super duper scalable infrastructure. We're trying to work out the root problem. 20 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Don't call me Shirley... 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Problem seems to be adding the "https://", can't be arsed to investigate but something is wrong Shirley 20 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Works on my phone... 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently, #vegans (oh no, worse than #cyclists ) are being outraged by me... here 20 weeks ago Reply
followersofLing Amen 20 weeks ago Reply
apwilliamstech You’ve got to love Ling! 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here we go again. The ASA attack me again (this morning), this time about BMW drivers. 20 weeks ago Reply
davelorrez Die privacy policy van :) 20 weeks ago Reply
HaruIchigoDesu Вот да, мне тоже начинает так казаться. Но этот мужик всех переиграл конечно по части современного иск… 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why do the SMMT say stuff like this in their Press Releases? Remaining part of the single market an… 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are the complete idiots? We're leaving. Is the SMMT deaf? You need to watch more TV. So why say "Remaining pa… 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So much shit talked about the new #GDPR data protection rules. Ignore it all. My take is here:… 20 weeks ago Reply
cbcodes y en /webcams puedes ver su oficina y hasta ponerles ruidos (a esta hora ya no están) 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yeah well, still filmin' at the moment. have some examples in a week (hopefully) 20 weeks ago Reply
SquidFish_ i'm very interested in seeing the full version of this 20 weeks ago Reply
lyonsinbeta #100DaysOfDesign R1D24 asked us to look at a page with bad Information Architecture so I went for the double whammy… 20 weeks ago Reply
Wakaliwood RT : My new "car salesman" homepage promos are taking shape slowly. Here David sells a BMW. Missing me in the frame at the moment… 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new "car salesman" homepage promos are taking shape slowly. Here David sells a BMW. Missing me in the frame at t… 20 weeks ago Reply
Junyi_RockPanda Best of the day #adobesummit2018 20 weeks ago Reply
LordoftheNap do you approve or dissaprove of gay? Thank you in advance. 20 weeks ago Reply
ViewdataUK ASCII-Art in the source ..! 20 weeks ago Reply
PeterKVT80 I looked at Ling's coding. It took an expert to make her website look amateurish. Rebecc… 20 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud I refer you to the lovely work of art that is Ling is a legend. He… 20 weeks ago Reply
lorna_tilley I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS heh :) 20 weeks ago Reply
jollife - eher Kult, aber passt trotzdem gut! 20 weeks ago Reply
jlwood92 Thanks for the mug 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, I favour LEAVE absolutely. Why would I change? I support the UK being independent. ... by the way, the EU shoul… 20 weeks ago Reply
followersofLing My lord we will get you some drugs. 20 weeks ago Reply
cjjmccray Have you changed your position on the EU referendum, or are you of the same position? If still leave, co… 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Of course (serious answer) 20 weeks ago Reply
cjjmccray So there is a future in politics? (srs question) 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mike has gone a bit nutty. Bless him. 20 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's the drugs. The drugs. Gimme more drugs :) 20 weeks ago Reply
JC_Chitty how does Ling negotiate these prices!! Amazing value! 20 weeks ago Reply
david_nufc95 Thanks. Should be sorted now. 21 weeks ago Reply
northo Sure you're aware.... 21 weeks ago Reply
jasonogle How to design non-addictive UX 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Not for me. 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Here is said mug that I won. I also won a trip to the USA and $10k spending money. That required a clever sentence, too. It… 21 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele is your website down? 21 weeks ago Reply
markhyson Have a look at her website. 21 weeks ago Reply
markhyson You’re being extra brave today Jules. I hope SHE goes easy on you. 21 weeks ago Reply
family_jules He can come and have a go if he thinks he's hard enough. 21 weeks ago Reply
markhyson You wait until Ling reads that! 21 weeks ago Reply
family_jules Sell out! 21 weeks ago Reply
markhyson Also Jules, I’m under strict instructions to tweet about this. You don’t mess with Ling.… 21 weeks ago Reply
markhyson That was a few years ago. Early naughties. 21 weeks ago Reply
family_jules Hang on a minute - you won a trip to the States and you're posting about a mug? 21 weeks ago Reply
markhyson Here is said mug that I won. I also won a trip to the USA and $10k spending money. That required a clever sentence… 21 weeks ago Reply
markhyson WAH! I won a mug from I once won a brand new Peugeot 30something. All I had to do was wri… 21 weeks ago Reply
WordsUntangled Hahah, thank you for the good laugh! 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey you were only **MARGINALLY** beaten by Putin! You got 60% share of a 65% turnout in North Durham,… 21 weeks ago Reply
AndrewGJarvis probably broke down leaving the showroom ;-) 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS INVISIBLE CAR .... my customers choose the 2018 "most invisible car." 21 weeks ago Reply
timmcshee I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy Arse as they say in Barcelona! 21 weeks ago Reply
WordsUntangled I have found THE GREATEST #website in the world. Introducing... ! I just love how Ling completely owns he… 21 weeks ago Reply
duellsy How have I never seen this masterpiece? 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is promoting tax avoidance, you know. "Tax avoidance is the legal usage of the tax regime in a single territor… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "It buys us 21 months extra before the money runs out". 21 weeks ago Reply
dvergur Er Gylfi Ægisson búinn að færa úr kvíarnar og kominn í vefhönnun? 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Can I interest you in an article idea - read their Tweets, talk about their Tweets, give me a link :) - L… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb Tweet. Who wouldn't want this? 21 weeks ago Reply
followersofLing True deals are with our Lord 21 weeks ago Reply
UnheiligenEngel I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 21 weeks ago Reply
KerberosProject Sometimes we all just need to be a little more wacky, so go on over to website for some straight up wack… 21 weeks ago Reply
nickjowen TY 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A few. Have a look at these: 21 weeks ago Reply
nickjowen Hey Ling, do you guys do 12 months lease? 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is the UK's - arm animals, fight fire with fire. Support Trump. Concealed-carry for cats. Strange to use… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is that #3 famous Belgian? 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How you sey? Dem send you? God don butta my bread. Wetin dey happen?... Me: Put mi for trouble, put leg for road ar… 21 weeks ago Reply
jrosell Owner Driven Design 21 weeks ago Reply
RussellGlen2 excellent, those Nigerians chaps do seem to be a bit dodgy, the rascals must have learnt it under British Colonial rule !!!! 21 weeks ago Reply
RussellGlen2 Dont piss on electric fence ! when kids get a belt they learn quickly, but some never learn 21 weeks ago Reply
RussellGlen2 Nothing screams I am a vain arrogant git than a personalised numberplate, Mr Plod like them easy to reme… 21 weeks ago Reply
RussellGlen2 Bitcoin hahahahaha is he a drug dealer ?, Bitcoin as much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle 21 weeks ago Reply
ay8s Wut? I thought you loved 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is she Craig Lockwood's sister? 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There is an argument to allow stupid children to electrocute themselves. Darwinism? 21 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : Crowd-Collecting UPDATE: Bad debtor Craig Lockwood has paid me £400, (4-years late) but still owes well over £1000. He is mo… 21 weeks ago Reply
UKBALANCEPARTY so blatant 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Crowd-Collecting UPDATE: Bad debtor Craig Lockwood has paid me £400, (4-years late) but still owes well over £1000.… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ....this PHOTOSHOPPED personalised numberplate... 21 weeks ago Reply
carmangear This is Margaret Lockwood if that helps? 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey CRAIG LOCKWOOD owes me lots of money for over 4-years… 21 weeks ago Reply
stefanmanku RT : This is Craig Lockwood. He owes me well over £1000. Who recognises him? 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is Craig Lockwood. He owes me well over £1000. Who recognises him? 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS is Craig Lockwood still with you? 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you *STILL* carping on about losing the EU referendum? 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, get lobbying your MP. You've probably not done that. 21 weeks ago Reply
CobainSchofield What on Earth is this 90s throwback of a website?! 21 weeks ago Reply
dawn_dawnsoa RT : According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 21 weeks ago Reply
Annock I actually think the level should be 0 life is too short to put yourself and others in dang… 21 weeks ago Reply
Stuart17Martin Agree your limit should be lower, need to get people of the mind set that if driving it's NO alcohol. 21 weeks ago Reply
C0RTN33 Not mentioned here is that the clock starts at the first drink not the last. 21 weeks ago Reply
Nighthawk3319 RT : According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 21 weeks ago Reply
Agger RT : According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 21 weeks ago Reply
carolinebrown12 RT : According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 21 weeks ago Reply
kirstygail RT : According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 21 weeks ago Reply
lindadababe RT : According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 21 weeks ago Reply
olddiesel RT : According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 21 weeks ago Reply
AlcoHarmCop According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 21 weeks ago Reply
AlcoHarmCop K 21 weeks ago Reply
AlcoHarmCop Pleased to see you're an advocate for lowering drink drive limit. England & Wales have one of the highes… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is "retweet with comment" illegal too? If the button is there, why can't I use it? Just saying, NO-ONE waits 17 h… 21 weeks ago Reply
AlcoHarmCop Ummm I think we're on the same side here! You need to be directing your energy towards 21 weeks ago Reply
Hukmeister RT : Not entirely sure I understand your logic or point? The guide is based on scientific calculation, not just figu… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS By the way, the same "facts vs emotion" was seen in Clinton vs Trump. That's why May is winning the Russia thing sl… 21 weeks ago Reply
newmacdroitwich LING FTW. 21 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey Oh, don’t bloody get me started on him. He was a total nightmare and caused a lot of people a lot of pro… 21 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Before the Age of Enlightenment this term referred to people who had suffered brain damage during birth. Typically… 21 weeks ago Reply
grumbo He’s right, Ling. For once, you need to back down on this one and claim 2nd language fail. 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS And by the way, that Welsh fucker never paid me a cent for the dalek thing, he is such a tosser that twat. Defaulte… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'll do email, but ask questions I'll have an opinion on. Be rude. Provoke. That's what people want, not us agreein… 21 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey I have a chapter in the book planned on breaking rules. You fit the bill nicely. Would you be up for ans… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I don't want to diss you as I really like to pay attention to your stuff and you are a good one, but 1 hour of us a… 21 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey What if I pretend to be hosting the Today Programme? ;) 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Andy, I hate podcasts, they are the most boring things on earth. Unless they are Radio4. I thought video killed the… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm local to you, as it happens :) But anyway, forget logic or points, or science or facts. Go with emotion, becaus… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's an argument with a well-meaning drink drive campaigner I'm having. She thinks facts/fear wins. Alw… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's what's nonsense. If "scentific calculation" affected people's lives, they would asume a 0% alcohol limit. Bu… 21 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey Then let‘s DO this thing! Are you up for it? 21 weeks ago Reply
AlcoHarmCop Not entirely sure I understand your logic or point? The guide is based on scientific calculation, not ju… 21 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 Completely different. Chinky is just used as a shortening of Chinese. Where as spastic is using a disabi… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In general, people think "fuck the facts". Especially if they contain implicit fear or threats. Emotion usually alw… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, we both know what we both think on the "emotion beats facts" subject. We completely agree.... That's why the Br… 21 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey I would LOVE to interview you about that, an art direction for my podcast. (I promise I won’y mention Brexit!) 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Racist and sexist! I know you mean Holly, you should say this to her face, like Guy does. 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Clearly this guide has an element of nannying "rubbish". I still can't figure out why ANY alcohol % is allowed, rat… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Emotion is (nearly) everything. 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ... in the same way that people who want to eat "Chinese" food, may say "I'm off to the Chinky". In no way is any r… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think some people find a word (like "spastic") that in common use means to go crazy or such, apportion it to an i… 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Urban Dictionary def #2: "SPASTIC= an absolute fucking retard which, by no means, does anything right or tries to g… 21 weeks ago Reply
lord_sward Ling For The Win 21 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 Well they now can get upset by your inappropriate use of the word spastic. Are you living in the 60s? 21 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I said to the dealer: I'll do the Kia promotion based on Crufts. "Great" he said "Pets sell cars" ... ooops.… 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***DO I GET A FREE TANK OF PETROL ON DELIVERY?*** WTF? How fucking spastic did this customer go at the suggestio… 22 weeks ago Reply
JTaylor69 I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This week I hacked several email accounts and obtained full logs and emails. With blessing of Police (after the eve… 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Over 10,000 people have played my WAH! MUG quiz so far. On my homepage 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They are very clever :) 22 weeks ago Reply
CulainnShanahan Still my two favorite website designs #FridayFeelings 22 weeks ago Reply
benjamindyer Whatever the UI team are smoking at , I want some. Maybe they have taken inspiration from ? #UI #UX #Design 22 weeks ago Reply
Gino459 I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***KIA SPORTAGE, £206/MTH*** DEAL OF THE MONTH!!! Just 3 cars available in "sandtrack" - God knows what colour tha… 22 weeks ago Reply
JohnCairns15 Launch your nuke , that will show them 22 weeks ago Reply
alastair_gill Shhhhh, it's actually a Fiat 500L. Don't tell anyone apart from my best mate who has one but I don't hav… 22 weeks ago Reply
alastair_gill Really? Or are you running Windows 98 ;) 22 weeks ago Reply
davewilkinson RT : My website server keeps being attacked. These FUCKING Russians. Damn them all. 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My website server keeps being attacked. These FUCKING Russians. Damn them all. 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My website is down. Under attack. Fucking Russians. AGAIN! 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man... Yeeeee-haaaaaaaaaa... I'll supply either a 1) Trump-head,… 22 weeks ago Reply
kitkayswag I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 22 weeks ago Reply
Joseph_Curwehn conform comics dot com. It's hideous. What's your SEO look like having all your paragrap… 22 weeks ago Reply
notjustanotherj Best web design ever… . I you are a developer check the source code. 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sorry didn't follow, done it now. pleaseDM email 22 weeks ago Reply
sparky000 Ling, great to hear from you - sorry about the circs. For sure, email me more details. I'll DM you my em… 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bex, long time! -LIng. I have an ongoing fraud story, 15 attempts on my Co. ID theft to lease cars, £700… 22 weeks ago Reply
markhyson I hope you’re taking Jon with you (and others) as witnesses (and for protection which I h… 22 weeks ago Reply
brydo666 My prize for winning a game on 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm "actual" Chinese (born in China, now British), and OF COURSE this is NOT a good thing. Maybe like me, your Chin… 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is my latest update to ... they seem to do nothing. 22 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb RT : Dear . I have had over £700,000 of attempted fraud from ONE PERSON, but you seem to do nothing. I have a "del… 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear . I have had over £700,000 of attempted fraud from ONE PERSON, but you seem to do nothing. I ha… 22 weeks ago Reply
Citizen_O_World On the other hand you are taking money under false presences, so are committing fraud, unlikely you woul… 22 weeks ago Reply
C0RTN33 I like the double reverse scam-fuck! 22 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 I shall expect to hear news of your body being found floating down the Tyne. 22 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb lol nice one 22 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb RT : *** I SCAM A SCAMMER*** A chap scamming a Merc from me and defrauding a retired Architect, get's a reverse-scam of a £180 do… 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS *** I SCAM A SCAMMER*** A chap scamming a Merc from me and defrauding a retired Architect, get's a reverse-scam of… 22 weeks ago Reply
Citizen_O_World the crime not you lol 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, no, no!!! I have full leave to remain. Everything 100% fine! No back to China! 22 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 You do what most businesses do. Keep on being vigilant to avoid being scammed. I keep getting emails say… 22 weeks ago Reply
Citizen_O_World one for amber rudd I feel 22 weeks ago Reply
pabloscornerr This is why you don't mess with Ling's Cars. 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***SCAMMER TRIES STEALING 15 NEW CARS! (from me)*** I detail how I a) reacted, b) got the scammer ID, c) struggled… 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why supply chains need a sorting-out. Massive inefficiencies, moving stuff back and forth. Thanks for highlighting… 22 weeks ago Reply
POTO9345 RT : Don't you just love fanmail? Gifts from are enough to make anyone's Friday. 22 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch I’m not sure that’s even legal, in broad daylight 22 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch My eyes, my eyes. 22 weeks ago Reply
baradar85 I'm also now obsessed with line dancing videos on YouTube and pairing them wit… 22 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch Bear with, I’ll just take a look... 22 weeks ago Reply
baradar85 Have you seen the karaoke section on her site though? It's lovely 22 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch Absolutely - Alfie and are both legendary in their own right. (Not sure… 22 weeks ago Reply
baradar85 100% and also just intr'ing to website. what a masterpiece 22 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS #Volvo now joining in the "let's blind people to fuck" game. 22 weeks ago Reply
followersofLing Amen. Hail Ling 23 weeks ago Reply
RobMThompson RT : Don't you just love fanmail? Gifts from are enough to make anyone's Friday. 23 weeks ago Reply
contentispope RT : Don't you just love fanmail? Gifts from are enough to make anyone's Friday. 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Don't you just love fanmail? Gifts from are enough to make anyone's Friday. 23 weeks ago Reply
jamiedavidneal RT : Don't you just love fanmail? Gifts from are enough to make anyone's Friday. 23 weeks ago Reply
trendjackers Don't you just love fanmail? Gifts from are enough to make anyone's Friday. 23 weeks ago Reply
RussellGlen2 No you go and kick him up the arse, hes a timewaster 23 weeks ago Reply
carmangear Motion passed it is the winds of time fung pee 23 weeks ago Reply
followersofLing we are you gracious servants, we kneel before you. We bow down to you. You are out lord. We will build y… 23 weeks ago Reply
lord_sward Ya mean yae cannae speak Arnie Shark lingo, Ling? 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gender equality in action in my office. Holly farting on Guy. #internationalwomensday #PressForProgess 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nooo, I cannae speak tha ginnae a Buckie dialeeekt, ye ken? 23 weeks ago Reply
delboy1978uk Interesting use of the word “they”. 23 weeks ago Reply
kleckiepalmer Thanks for the grammar lesson, we've taken note (that's we, not they, right?). We're recruiting for a co… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You’ll have an excellent grasp of grammar and a natural aversion to cliché. When you’re not poring over your thesau… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, here we go: Working as part of Scotland’s largest in-house Marketing department, you’ll liaise closely between… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Your previous Tweet before this one was 11th May 2017. Somehow I don't think you're the prolific tweeter you say :… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Kirsty, Not many women would refer to women using "they". Especially in this women's day context. You would say "we… 23 weeks ago Reply
kleckiepalmer Hi Ling. My name's Kirsty, and I'm proud to work for Sorry you didn't like my tweet. I'd li… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've done a critique so you can see where I think you went wrong :) 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bleurrrrrgh :) Written by a man doing social media bandwagon jumping :) Writing in the 3rd person is just soooooo y… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS #InternationalWomansDay Special offer FIAT 500 Sisterhood 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Clive, I've done some little promo for you, 23 weeks ago Reply
Citizen_O_World Ling you are a star 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rich, a pleasure. Thanks so much for tweeting this pic :) 23 weeks ago Reply
SpartyX95 thank you! 23 weeks ago Reply
_davidives Nothing beats 23 weeks ago Reply
Citizen_O_World I am going to retweet this, its a joke :) 23 weeks ago Reply
scratchbomb google alert for my name popped up today for a blog by a car dealer in the UK and I could not be more delighted 23 weeks ago Reply
McbotBotty I find this highly offensive 23 weeks ago Reply
bitman But then I couldn't do this! 23 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Yes, true, but is it bone China? 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think Twitter would be much better if re-tweeting was disabled. Then, it would stop brain dead bots and people blindy propogating shite. 23 weeks ago Reply
wushusana If you need some 90s Website flash I love it 23 weeks ago Reply
MagnificoCleary Stick to the cars Ling. geography obviously ain’t your strong suit 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS the FISH???? You make the UK fishing waters part of the EU demands? Why should the EU gain access to UK waters? Why… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Donald Tusk, today: "I propose that we aim for a trade agreement covering all sectors with zero tariffs on goods. L… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The explanation is: a majority voted "LEAVE". So simple. 23 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes I actually like this idea 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Remove the bloody tariffs! This is a massive EU problem, they LOVE imposing tariffs. Bin the tariffs. 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS OH, I've solved the Irish border issue. 23 weeks ago Reply
markhyson No, I’m more Vengabus. 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don'ts: Don't use my database as an example! Are you going to cover "searching more than 1-year of records without… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Noooooooooooooooo, not Megabus. 23 weeks ago Reply
darol100 Do not get me wrong is pretty cool. I cannot believe I scroll all down to the end of the… 23 weeks ago Reply
markhyson And you wouldn’t get your KLM frequent flyer points. I could probably find a way of getting to Edinburgh airport though. 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right. Add in the rail fare to Edinburgh train station and the tram/taxi/whatever to the airport (all return)... an… 23 weeks ago Reply
LionessCulturee I wasn’t looking for a car but now I am. 23 weeks ago Reply
AlexHall27 I'd say 30% of cars for sale have no log book. Ling from Lingscars did an awesome post on FB recently.. 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bring back the joy! ... you should copyright that :) 23 weeks ago Reply
djmenaceuk Yes this all over. If I see another passionless Bootstrap Framework UX I'm going to cry. Personally I th… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My issue is that ... where is the emotion? There's no fun, laughter, pain, sadness, excitement... it's just plain b… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My issue is that ... where is the emotion? There's no fun, laughter, pain, sadness, excitement... it's just plain b… 23 weeks ago Reply
tim_nolet all sites should bow to the meta meta site that is Ling's car leasing 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***SOLVING THE IRISH BORDER PROBLEM - EASY!!*** #brexit #fbpe #IrishBorder 23 weeks ago Reply
Heward69 #siteoftheday 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I guess it's intrinsic that if you don't own the car, you have to accept the person that does own it has the final… 23 weeks ago Reply
TomBlackmore90 I do buy and sell, around 30 cars a year, but I also do commission sales when asked to do so, probably 1… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmm, Tom. You're doing it on the cheap. Buy cars, own cars, sell cars. Stop doing it for commission, ... that's my… 23 weeks ago Reply
markhyson ) 23 weeks ago Reply
markhyson I got it down to £225 (It’s from Edinburgh, please don’t shout at me Ling, it’s only just up the road... 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Give me a link to the flight details... I fancy a USA trip soon :) 23 weeks ago Reply
markhyson Same date and time Ling. (Based on arrival time at the destination - which I think is a fair comparison.… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS DRIVING WITH HAPPINESS IS NOT DOMINATED! 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You sure you're not comparing the cheapest flight with the most expensive rail journey? 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How old are these "parents"? In their 70s? No... I mean, a mid-20s person (typical parent age) will have had the in… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Idiotic. There is absolutely no connection between the late Margaret Thatcher who made it possible for many low-inc… 23 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz It looks like it’s really aimed at the parents. Most kids I know are much more savvy online than their parents. 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How many kids will read a book about using the internet wisely? It's kind of counter-intuitive oxymoronic to expect… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer gets 3 penguins in emotional compensation: 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So pleased you are happy. You make me feel old "travelling as a child"... :) 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Who was there? 23 weeks ago Reply
hirekieran One of my fondest memories of travelling as a child was driving up to the North to visit family and passing the gia… 23 weeks ago Reply
hirekieran One of my fondest memories of travelling as a child was driving up to the North to visit family and passing the gia… 23 weeks ago Reply
flybirdyondo Hey there Ling! Your vegetarian employee Adrian did not go through with my knock knock joke, and I am deeply saddened. 23 weeks ago Reply
flybirdyondo Hello fellow Ling, I have visited your wonderfully put-together, fun, exciting car dealership website an… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***SNOWMAGODDON GETS MY STAFF £100 ... FOR WHAT?*** £100 COMPO FOR CUSTOMER, BUT CUSTOMER IS A KNOB HEAD SO I SPEND… 23 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud Have fun! 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This week I'm away skiing in France, near Switzerland (not enough snow in the UK, heh). 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS When the EU complain of POPULARISM from voters, what that means is that they are UNPOPULAR with voters. It's one of… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, disagree, it's not personal details, it's work details. Email wasn't sent as private. Clearly was sent as a c… 23 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster I personally think you should delete the image of the email as that was sent as a private message to you… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Paul, GNE want me to remove their email showing the "boost" breakdown... something fishy here? Email… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Great Exhibition of the North want me to remove an email image showing their breakdown of a claimed "£184m boost to… 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, glad you like. The other one should be better. 23 weeks ago Reply
RobMThompson . you beefin'? haha 23 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What's the point in just flooding PR into Twitter. Can't a human there write some opinions? Instead of relent… 23 weeks ago Reply
thenickwillard This was always my favorite: 24 weeks ago Reply
NickTheodorou Haha inspired by the best in the biz... 24 weeks ago Reply
60secondrevit That would probably kick the crap out of this website. 24 weeks ago Reply
Mr_Ben_Adams A local Land Rover dealer should offer to ferry constituents to and from.... 24 weeks ago Reply
localseoguide If we ever redesign again, we are moving in this direction: 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's the Corbyn backlash that Kevan is trying to avoid... not snow. :) 24 weeks ago Reply
drandyhills Main roads are fine. 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS At least it's not Jacob Ress-Mogg's fault. 24 weeks ago Reply
lord_sward Really engaging with their constituents and understanding their issues and concerns. I'm guessing it's a safe Labour seat? 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's Holly... 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, it's not the weather... I've a feeling you are keeping your head down after Corbyn's nutty Custom Union betraya… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm 5 miles from Sacriston, 5 miles from CLStreet, 5 miles from Stanley and 6m to Great Lumley. Have driven to Durh… 24 weeks ago Reply
Visual_Approach They told me whoever packed it was shit and to go done one. 24 weeks ago Reply
piotrekkaminski should hire you for their next redesign 24 weeks ago Reply
JackBoulton_ . Lings Cars now has a livestream showing the internals of their operations 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Errr, not really. Can you claim on the insurance? 24 weeks ago Reply
Visual_Approach Was it supposed to arrive broken ? 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You should be very proud to be such a nice asshole :) 24 weeks ago Reply
garycarrigan thanks for my mug ling. Appears i am an asshole, great personal touch 24 weeks ago Reply
Citizen_O_World hope they do a proper automatic this time 24 weeks ago Reply
Citizen_O_World "all other MPs are decent people" er Keith Vaz isnt, as a simple example 24 weeks ago Reply
I_bend_spoons This. If they are answering phones and trying to fix an answering system, how would they have time to ch… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nick, most businesses are struggling... for example all my staff are working from home. Inevitably shit happens. Ge… 24 weeks ago Reply
erbmicha This is the greatest web site in the world: #webdesign 24 weeks ago Reply
schep_ RT : The most beautiful UI/UX I've ever seen 24 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster I don’t really know how those figures are calculated but I guess it’s just ‘potential’ spend by visitors… 24 weeks ago Reply
geekgalgroks RT : The most beautiful UI/UX I've ever seen 24 weeks ago Reply
DefionsCode TFW you realize they live stream their office which is just as fabulous 24 weeks ago Reply
aoighost RT : The most beautiful UI/UX I've ever seen 24 weeks ago Reply
shortxstack RT : The most beautiful UI/UX I've ever seen 24 weeks ago Reply
DefionsCode The most beautiful UI/UX I've ever seen 24 weeks ago Reply
markfendley Oh not worried about size ;) it's all good :) 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't want to be rotten to you, but with 500 followers, it's a small soap box, not a building :) Don't jump! by the… 24 weeks ago Reply
markfendley not fussed about win or lose, twitter is my therapy. My building to shout and scream from. Makes me feel better. 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Of course! 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It *IS* on, that's how the system works. Do something about it, don't offer violence. You gonna lose this one... 24 weeks ago Reply
markfendley Yes but clearly mine's the most important ;) 24 weeks ago Reply
markfendley The problem is, it’s all very well holding the views, but he actively attempts to legislate based on the… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS YOUR bar, not THE bar. Frankly, I would welcome ANY bar :) 24 weeks ago Reply
markfendley Not 100% - but he doesn’t even come close to meeting the bar. 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, you mean his perfectly "legal and free" views that he's allowed to hold? Perhaps try making the argument agai… 24 weeks ago Reply
markfendley What about his views on abortion, women's rights, LGBT rights etc? He's in the dark ages. And as for tar… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, a majority of his constituents disagree with you. And I do, too. Think of the 16% orange tariff the EU just i… 24 weeks ago Reply
markfendley He might *think* he's decent.... But his views lead me to the conclusion he is not. ;) 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jared, you been watching too many vampire movies re "internal stakeholders". Try using garlic instead. 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I can call him a decent man, because it's a free country and MPs can vote how they want. It's not a matter of me ag… 24 weeks ago Reply
markfendley I don't honestly think you can look at his voting record and call him a decent man. Also, no, we don't h… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Some people (me inc) are far more chipper about the cliff. Sometime, you just gotta jump! But in general Mr Rees-Mo… 24 weeks ago Reply
markfendley I've kind of given up being nice about any of this stuff. We will be driven off a cliff 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mark, this is the kind of Tweet that's really unwelcome. In many ways. 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here we go... £184m, what's your read on it? 24 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell If it's anything like Liverpool 2008 was, the "boost" will be a complete load of dingo's kidneys! 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***Is £184 million BOOST TO THE NORTH EAST real, or nonsense?*** YOU DECIDE! #getnorth2018 24 weeks ago Reply
morrisjim Of aan de meest epische website op de interwebs, de desktop versie van 24 weeks ago Reply
NixWebDevATC I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You see, you *DO* get rewarded. 24 weeks ago Reply
ArburyGroup Pete Carter, our Broker Manager, would like to say a huge thank you to for his new #mug – he loves it! 24 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb Couldn't be a better picture haha 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A few shops will shut. Meanwhile, Toyota has said it will build the next generation of its Auris hatchback at its B… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't they do tartan warnings? 24 weeks ago Reply
lee_sifford Thanks for that Martin 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse :) 24 weeks ago Reply
mpsamuels if you can get past the quite frankly bonkers website design sorted my last lease out at a… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Royal mail bastards. I took this to the sorting office, there was NO 3rd party. 24 weeks ago Reply
mitchindel Hey , are you aware your website's SQL server seems to have imploded? 24 weeks ago Reply
peterc Only in case you didn't know.. the site's down? 24 weeks ago Reply
pml0pes You should check and for the kick check it’s html source ... then disable js! 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How not to use Twitter, Autotrader. Go private, quick! 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You'll find an issue with any human. Everyone's done something bad. My favourite is Col Gaddafi. 24 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster I have no idea! Going to an event this afternoon to find out... 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rubbish. For years I've successfully autopayed shite. Latest is Despacito in Chinese by Ya Jun. Stop shouting your… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Paul, there are mad claims, inc: "The Great Exhibition of the North is expected to bring a £184 million boost to th… 24 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb Oh that's ok then. Carry on... 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nit. Free hint: You give your bias away, by having all those alphabet spaghetti hashtags in your Twitter title. If… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, no... you would hope the extra retailer profitability on cheap strong cider and lagers will mean some big disco… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS For a moment, I thought you preferred crab eating monkeys. :) 24 weeks ago Reply
ajpbradley You’re a crazy, but I love you. 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There you go, point proved. 24 weeks ago Reply
ajpbradley I imagine they’re sitting on a beach in Barbados, drinking banana daiquiri. 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Errr, there was no headline. If anything, it was a postscript about the monkeys. 24 weeks ago Reply
ajpbradley Also, “wasn’t exactly awesome” does not mean “good”. It means the opposite. I shall try to type in a mor… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What happened to the crab-eating, exhaust-eating monkeys? Do we know? Are they in a zoo? 24 weeks ago Reply
ajpbradley I’m not saying it was good. Not at all, it was a shocking thing to do and the outcome was completely dub… 24 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Standby is quite common in the USA and seems sensible in this situation as it reduces the risk of them h… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another day, another Ian Fenn vs Airline outrage. :) Heh. You want to go on standby "in case" your flight is cancel… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So "NO MONKEYS DIED" by forcing them to breath a 2013 Beetle and 2004 F250 Ford pickup, is GOOD? The irony is, the… 24 weeks ago Reply
ajpbradley Those on-behalf-VW-and-others experiments didn’t actually kill the monkeys. It wasn’t exactly awes… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hang on, on 3 Sept 2015, the gave a cheery report on clean vehicle technology. All wonderful! Then the VW sca… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Problem is, after VW cheated ay NOx, who believes the tests? Instead of being a supine industry body, you should ex… 24 weeks ago Reply
HECKSCAPER holy shit i have never seen this part of the site 24 weeks ago Reply
HECKSCAPER awesome. getting some vibes 24 weeks ago Reply
garnerbarro LINGsCARS car safety instructions not from BVRLA 24 weeks ago Reply
AircraftLogbook LINGsCARS car safety instructions not from BVRLA 24 weeks ago Reply
tradeflights LINGsCARS car safety instructions not from BVRLA 24 weeks ago Reply
TAAForum LINGsCARS car safety instructions not from BVRLA 24 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Is it bone China? 24 weeks ago Reply
inanisuniversi this is how i'm tryna be 24 weeks ago Reply
ReasoningGuild In God’s eyes all men are equal. Never forget: “Hearken, my beloved brethren, Hath not God chosen the poor of this… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So that's AlQaeda & Kim Jong Un covered, ... various South Asian, hmmm,...is it Vietnam kicking off again? 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Bangernomics comes to read the story for free at 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb LING WAH! mug, on ebay, currently at £15, come on, it's NOT FOR CHARITY! 24 weeks ago Reply
KimKendrick19 RT : No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 24 weeks ago Reply
MRKCHALONER RT : No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jeremy Corbyn, never mind the oranges. The EUI just stuffed us with a massive tariff increase on non-EU oranges.… 24 weeks ago Reply
alistairpge RT : No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 24 weeks ago Reply
SoftTacita RT : No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 24 weeks ago Reply
1QueenAvatar1 RT : I can tell uv never been homeless Laura. Lucky u. Well I believe while we have ex veterans slee… 24 weeks ago Reply
1QueenAvatar1 RT : No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 24 weeks ago Reply
RussellGlen2 I buy my cars secondhand, the most recent one I bought from a main dealer and they tried to sell me gap… 24 weeks ago Reply
chiefstoker2 RT : No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 24 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 & wtf has it got to do with u?? 24 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 I can tell uv never been homeless Laura. Lucky u. Well I believe while we have ex veterans s… 24 weeks ago Reply
mozzamaura I must say you were very rude to who was merely pointing out homelessness is often self… 24 weeks ago Reply
NancyCa71212219 RT : Because I blocked him for saying this 24 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 RT : Well done! What an idiot! 24 weeks ago Reply
popcorn_sutton Well done! What an idiot! 24 weeks ago Reply
popcorn_sutton RT : Because I blocked him for saying this 24 weeks ago Reply
popcorn_sutton RT : Get tf off my TL u disgust me 24 weeks ago Reply
grumbo The last time I refused to chuck change at begging a ‘homeless person’, I muttered, “No. Pay for your own drugs”. H… 24 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 Because I blocked him for saying this 24 weeks ago Reply
gaterz1981 Was a free car thanks to GAP insurance 24 weeks ago Reply
popcorn_sutton That quoted tweet is "unavailable"... What happened? 24 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 Why tf would I have sympathy for u 24 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 U get back what u give in this life - ur rude to me I’ll be rude to u. Bye ur blocked 24 weeks ago Reply
TerryNation5 RT : No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This aggressive attitude make you very two-faced in your sympathy to humans. 24 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 Get tf off my TL u disgust me 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Try ordering one. It will be months before they even give you a confirmed build date, then that will slip. Dealers… 24 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I disagree with "unlucky". As that means "lucky" exists, too. People's decisions are to blame, not luck. 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Some, maybe... but an awful lot are self-inflicted and then "encouraged" by do-gooders. They create the circumstanc… 24 weeks ago Reply
MagnificoCleary Don’t a dick Ling. there’s a lot of mentally ill or just unlucky people on the streets 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The people sleeping on our streets, should look at the Syrians... and get a grip. There's no reason to be on the UK… 24 weeks ago Reply
MyersAuto 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm closed today, too, Tracy. But nothing to do with God. It's to do with it being weekend. Keep God out of car sal… 24 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Was it a lease car? 24 weeks ago Reply
PhpPhpbot RT : For my friends in the web dev business, check out - fantastic website with a brilliant take on marketing #php #we… 24 weeks ago Reply
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gaterz1981 Sadly our car was totalled. Insurance paid the cars value, GAP paid the rest of the finance an… 24 weeks ago Reply
Terry_Brown RT : The of hot sauce branding. 24 weeks ago Reply
nonswearyphil The of hot sauce branding. 24 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes RT : My WAH! MUG competition NOW ON MY MOBILE WEBSITE*** For the benefit of those who have never seen it, my mobile site is a wo… 24 weeks ago Reply
Rufusdawes420 I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 25 weeks ago Reply
johnniefp Will do. The bottle I saw on Google looked like the culinary equivalent of #madness 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm afraid the Japs were still subjugating parts of China, killing and raping and doing that old Jap stuff. 25 weeks ago Reply
I_bend_spoons Apparently mine comes from the trunks of jeeps owned by Mexican drug cartels according to one lady so you're probably right 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, mine beats the Mexican shit. 25 weeks ago Reply
I_bend_spoons I'm a licensed legal drug dealer. I'm sure there's a DEA form for it 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Great profit-centre. Should include Supagard as well. It's all snake oil. Every customer I've known to claim a tota… 25 weeks ago Reply
RU55_ELL Claims increase year on year as cars become more complex and therefore more expensive to repair and more… 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS GAP insurance is sold on fear, is wildly overpriced, with a massive margin it's a profit centre, and I've never kno… 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Proud to be associated with that North Korean sauce. It's addictive. 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My WAH! MUG competition NOW ON MY MOBILE WEBSITE*** For the benefit of those who have never seen it, my mobile sit… 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You know Homeland Security will impound the morphine. 25 weeks ago Reply
janddo93 This is without a doubt, the greatest website ever made 25 weeks ago Reply
patchdoyle I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***BREXIT BOLLOCKS - WHY MOTOR INDUSTRY SCARE STORIES ARE NONSENSE*** #FBPE #whiningwillies #brexit… 25 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Is it bone China? 25 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Fiat 124 Spider. Mildly radioactive (built in Hiroshima), but great car, and now CHEAP. Enjoy 4 summers motoring, l… 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In fact, yes I will! 25 weeks ago Reply
I_bend_spoons Your web site is beautiful and your office livestreams have me in awe as a streamer. Follow me plz? 25 weeks ago Reply
I_bend_spoons I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website:… 25 weeks ago Reply
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finditlocaluk RT : Apparently, Mercedes are mis-building new UK market C220d cars due to a shortage of rear anti-roll bars in G… 25 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Is it bone China? 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Apparently, Mercedes are mis-building new UK market C220d cars due to a shortage of rear anti-roll… 25 weeks ago Reply
DwainReid Ling for Chancellor 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What they need is a squad of Belgian teachers... with guns. 25 weeks ago Reply
UKBALANCEPARTY Ling's advice for people going through financial struggles - pretend you are Chinese 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 10/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 10. Turn off the TV. (And do something… 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 9/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 9. Stop wanting it easy. (It's not easy… 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 8/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 8. Get religion or copy minorities. (Be… 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 7/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 7. Save. (Even £1 a week, but ideally 1… 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 6/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 6. Don't be stupid. (Don't take payday… 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 5/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 5. Move area if neccessary. (Stop livin… 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 4/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 4. Get a grip. (Just take some personal… 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 3/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 3. Live within your means. (Use a budge… 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 2/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 2. Stop spending on crap. (Beer, fags,… 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 1/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 1. Get a better job with a more stable/… 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The CAB miss some useful advice, for "unfortunate" people like this. I've typed it out. It's not of… 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The CAB miss some useful advice, for "unfortunate" people like this. I've typed it out. 25 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seems like lots of Twitter Bots are being re-programmed to complain on Twitter about #TwitterLockOut ...mass faux-outrage. 25 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS How sophisticated is "if supply B is cheaper than supply A, change from A to B"? 25 weeks ago Reply
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finditlocaluk RT : I nearly broke my bloody ankle this morning, jumping off the Corolla. 27 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I nearly broke my bloody ankle this morning, jumping off the Corolla. 27 weeks ago Reply
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MrTomCatt RT : what everyone in the office is looking at right now. 27 weeks ago Reply
bit101 what everyone in the office is looking at right now. 27 weeks ago Reply
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alcolati_ RT : DAILY FACT: Half the population of the UK lives in this area. 27 weeks ago Reply
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WearsTheFoxHat_ RT : DAILY FACT: Half the population of the UK lives in this area. 27 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS DAILY FACT: Half the population of the UK lives in this area. 27 weeks ago Reply
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ifenn Remember: No carbs (bread, pasta, rice, noodles), or chilli, beef, or veal. I can eat fish, seafood, chi… 27 weeks ago Reply
ifenn The tuna crunch filling contains chilli, Ling. I’m not allowed to eat it. 27 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Type 2 is also known as walking deficiency syndrome Which means airports are GOOD because there is walking involved… 27 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Now you’re just being silly. 27 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Both types are serious and can kill, Ling. 10% of people have type 1. 90% of people have type 2. I assume that he had type 2. 27 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm confused with Greggs. Sausage rolls are like Sushi, but with sausage. They do tuna crunch sandwiches at Greggs,… 27 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm confused with Greggs. Sausage rolls are like Sushi, but with sausage. They do tuna crunch sandwiches at Greggs,… 27 weeks ago Reply
ifenn There’s no sushi bar at Newcastle Airport, Ling. 27 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I get the feeling you are looking for problems. I think you are taking this diet a bit too seriously. At least whil… 27 weeks ago Reply
DurhamPolice Yes, that too. 27 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seafood!!! There you go: Sushi bar! 27 weeks ago Reply
ifenn I’m not allowed sandwiches either. And wouldn’t trust an egg that has been out of the fridge all day… Al… 27 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Which version of Diabetes? 27 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS For "sater internet day", you could do it online instead? 27 weeks ago Reply
ifenn No, but I assume you have heard that diabetes kills. A friend of mine died from it. In his case, it was… 27 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, you need to tell them to get real. "Onion rings kill" is a chant I have never heard, Or bring sandwiches with… 27 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Consultant Dietician at the Hospital of St John and St Elizabeth. And yes, people do die from eating onion rings. 27 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Who is doing the "allowing", here? Take control of your body. No one dies from eating onion rings. 27 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Not allowed those either, Ling! 27 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good job you live in the UK. There is a Burger King. You know you like that. Just have the bloody onion rings, nit.… 27 weeks ago Reply
ifenn I’m not allowed sushi, Ling. If the airport had suitable food, I’d eat it. 27 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS These are very *first world* issues. Really, Newcastle Airport has over 40 food outlets. Surely something will make… 27 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Nope. I like the food on offer. I’m just not allowed to eat it. And what I am allowed to eat can normall… 27 weeks ago Reply
thisiscals Agreed, when I fly (often early morning or late evenings) I don’t even feel like eating. A coffee will do 27 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Newcastle Airport has loads of food options. I don't hear any Geordies complaining. You are being a bit fussy. 27 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is Twitterbollocks. 27 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looks like you want me to pretend to be a Viet Kong? Do I get to wear a coolie hat? 27 weeks ago Reply
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