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RiderGoster Salut babor ! Je te propose ! Un site de qualité pour acheter ( ? ) une voitu… 5 hours ago Reply
AmpersandHQ Day. Made. #ASCII 9 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : To support kids living in poverty, pay your fucking taxes. 9 hours ago Reply
njmcgee “You can trust me… I am Ling!” 18 hours ago Reply
AboutaDirk If any of you ever run into websites as SICK as this one, please share. I thoroughly enjoy this kinda crap :') 21 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS You need to calm down. 23 hours ago Reply
gregbecker Wednesday inspiration. Get ready! 1 day ago Reply
Mjvanderwiel Do you even design bro? 1 day ago Reply
stommepoes RT : *** High-class 3-4 bedroom cottage to let, semi-rural (will also accommodate wheelchair) £1200/pcm *** Here we go, I am now… 1 day ago Reply
JiveDurham RT : *** High-class 3-4 bedroom cottage to let, semi-rural (will also accommodate wheelchair) £1200/pcm *** Here we go, I am now… 1 day ago Reply
Jorge_orwell RT : *** High-class 3-4 bedroom cottage to let, semi-rural (will also accommodate wheelchair) £1200/pcm *** Here we go, I am now… 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS *** High-class 3-4 bedroom cottage to let, semi-rural (will also accommodate wheelchair) £1200/pcm *** Here we go,… 1 day ago Reply
victoriamoura ESSE SITE É A MAIOR PEROLA DA INTERNET 1 day ago Reply
erd_xyz Sorry, but it has NOTHING on this site: - despcaito + inspiration. 1 day ago Reply
Wendy_K_S beyond imagination *facepalm* 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS What a load of nonsense... 1 day ago Reply
dagra2 Of everything I've clicked today, I regret this the least. 1 day ago Reply
KateRFallon RT : *** 7-seat for you, sir? £286 *** Got a big family? Don't know when to stop? Never heard of contraception? Got a wife called… 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tell Sophie she should be doing some w-o-r-k... - Ling 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS *** 7-seat for you, sir? £286 *** Got a big family? Don't know when to stop? Never heard of contraception? Got a wi… 1 day ago Reply
miss_easy2pleas I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 2 days ago Reply
josemanners I was researching bad web designs for a class and came across several but this one stands out. Since my eyes are st… 3 days ago Reply
UniformCarla I'm just waiting for a reply about 15oz mailing boxes I've not forgot x 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Non-story. Red who? Anyway, it's rubbish PR from them. ...You should watch my new movie "DRUGOS" made in Grange Vi… 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS *** CHEAP, FAST, HIGH-SPEC MINI COOPER "S" 190bhp 5dr just £228 *** What's the catch? I have a few for £228 for 10k… 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Was she French? 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey I've had guns out on the streets of Grange Villa :). Check my website, Grange Villa is the Favell… 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS None with insurance included. sorry. 6 days ago Reply
YourDesignWrld Is the Future of Web Design - Motherboard 1 week ago Reply
YourDesignWrld Is the Future of Web Design - Motherboard 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy Arse! :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's an insurance issue... choose a low-insurance cost car. Maybe the Mini Cooper might be a group too far?… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS THIS is how to review the new KIA STINKER watch and learn! 1 week ago Reply
TweeterHornsby Love it! Have you seen the best site on the Internet? ;) #uxchat 1 week ago Reply
BrianElsenderb Hi Ling, are there any good lease deals with insurance included for a 22 year old male that has only bee… 1 week ago Reply
prestonbfarr I agree on my site, just too busy with all the other fun projects at work 1 week ago Reply
prestonbfarr It's not out of date, moreso in a world of it's own. Sometimes being on an extreme gathers a… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Carla, need some mugs, can you look at 444ml ones? Need postage boxes. pls email me. sales.com ta Ling 1 week ago Reply
dawsonyweb Needs an update my man before you take shots at "out of date" sites 1 week ago Reply
prestonbfarr Yup you caught me :) I stole template from myself while learning php 10+ years ago. Good eye! 1 week ago Reply
prestonbfarr You are right and sometimes we lose sight that there are other people on the other side of the tweet. You have my apology. 1 week ago Reply
AAPresident Car starts Life starts 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is a good slogan for you. See Tweet from GAC. 1 week ago Reply
dawsonyweb I wouldn't worry his websites a crappy template LOL 1 week ago Reply
dawsonyweb Thats a bit rude has worked hard on that.... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tch, Preston... you need a slap. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS NEW Kia Stinker: I now have access to stocks. This is the 3-cyl version it's cheap, just £4… 1 week ago Reply
prestonbfarr Lingscars is my favorite to show people when showing what not to do. What The World Would Be Like If Web Designers… 1 week ago Reply
bgoodwin0922 You haven't seen Ling's Cars website, then. 1 week ago Reply
BizInMaidstone Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 1 week ago Reply
DanFalconer Thanks, but have already followed up and I believe it is in hand 1 week ago Reply
SwanswayMCR Hi Dan, I'm so sorry to see your comments! Please could you send an email to our Customer S… 1 week ago Reply
ProfTanter I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 1 week ago Reply
DanFalconer very disappointed that 2 months after having my car delivered (without the mats requested),… 1 week ago Reply
andreagrandi nice idea, not a huge barrier but... the website remembers me O_o 1 week ago Reply
PMASTUDIO_WEB Vejam exemplos de como USAR e como NÃO USAR as CORES em seus sites, a minha dica é "As vezes menos é mais" e evitar… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I rant about UNIVERSAL CREDIT and 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS *** Despecito in Chinese FIRST CUT *** Anyone like to look behind the scenes on my website? Here's how I build a ne… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Leasing is great, if you are financially good. 1 week ago Reply
Vorkronor I love the humor of ads. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS new Skoda Karoq-pipe model, just £200/month 3+23 - If you are addicted to Golf-chassis cars and class-A drugs, here… 1 week ago Reply
stennettcraig I always assumed leasing was ok if your cash flow was good? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, you could lease some small shit car ***AND*** buy a nice motorbike with all the money you save. My latest bik… 1 week ago Reply
SiBarberPhoto Either that or I was going to look into leasing something. Richard Hanson used to get… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, I usually ban Americans from my website. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much for framing the photo to miss showing all the empty seats :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I want royalties!!!!! NOW!!! Damn you all! - Ling #SearchStart17 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb tweet! 1 week ago Reply
aallermann In your wisdom, as an aficionado of both fonts and web design, could you please give your opinion on th… 1 week ago Reply
StartUpDonut Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of ...She really is a one-off... 1 week ago Reply
EdGetsIt The #DealershipToday Superstars Report is out! Stories via #automarketing #auto 2 weeks ago Reply
MJI45 RT : If you are looking for a new car is the place to go , 1st class service and based in Gateshead 2 weeks ago Reply
SenatorsHC RT : If you are looking for a new car is the place to go , 1st class service and based in Gateshead 2 weeks ago Reply
DGCest1989 RT : If you are looking for a new car is the place to go , 1st class service and based in Gateshead 2 weeks ago Reply
FanficsHorrible I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 2 weeks ago Reply
MissHannah_x bringing back 1995 websites and saying screw you to 2017 web design 2 weeks ago Reply
SenatorFootball Feel free to be on of our 30th Anniversary sponsors Ling , we know how much you love all things American 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wow!!! Thanks so much. TOUCHDOWN! 2 weeks ago Reply
SenatorFootball If you are looking for a new car is the place to go , 1st class service and based in Gateshead 2 weeks ago Reply
JiveDurham RT : I've been approached to apply for this, but don't want a boss and the money's a bit shit: (pay these rates, get low-quality… 2 weeks ago Reply
JM1UTD Isn't that the 'how to get your neck in a brace' position? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've been approached to apply for this, but don't want a boss and the money's a bit shit: (pay these rates, get low… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***CAR SAFETY RULES*** This is compulsory, if you take a car from me... I INSIST you watch this video, and also r… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Either... 2 weeks ago Reply
UKBALANCEPARTY RT : Jeremy Corbyn's #Momentum movement have achieved what they say is a "MIDDLE-CLASS COUP" by being chosen by Volvo, naming a n… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jeremy Corbyn's #Momentum movement have achieved what they say is a "MIDDLE-CLASS COUP" by being chosen by Volvo, n… 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce private or business? 2 weeks ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk RT : Superb motoring Twitter feed Subscribe now! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb motoring Twitter feed Subscribe now! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I love your Tweets, they are so badly translated to English. You need a natiove English to write them! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much! 2 weeks ago Reply
m5rcc Cheaper elsewhere RT Mackems build Nissan Qashqais in Sunderland. With big hammers. I (cont) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mackems build Nissan Qashqais in Sunderland. With big hammers. I got 'em at £213/mth inc VAT . Grab now!… 2 weeks ago Reply
nickf Ladies and gentlemen, I present Ling’s Cars: With opening act Dino’s Pizza: 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS hehe, thx. 2 weeks ago Reply
fmheinrichs Oh my... I apologize. Awesome site Mrs.! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jesus. 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce so was Phil Collins 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They are very sexy... worth a fortune, with drums. 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce yep was a 3.5 sport with huge front drum 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Frau :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Moto Morinis are lovely things, especially the ones with twin front drums. I really like the look of those 3 1/2s.… 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce love the Guzzi my last bike was a Moto Morini 2 weeks ago Reply
fmheinrichs Obviously, these are a steal: 2 weeks ago Reply
fmheinrichs See? I said you're the master of all things sales. Awesome site Sir! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much. I offer training courses, £2500 a week :) 2 weeks ago Reply
JackTurbo Is this the best website that has ever, or will ever be created? I think it might be! 2 weeks ago Reply
fmheinrichs I just came across . Will quit marketing and leave it to now, they're obvisously masters of the craft. 2 weeks ago Reply
gap1967 RT : I got my Moto Guzzi Convert MOTd!!! Next, registration. It's from America... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You think I'm gonna answer to some anonymous Tweeter who spends his life horse gambling? Who are you?? No one knows… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My Moto Guzzi V1000i Convert MOT certificate! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***EAGLE LANDS*** A Scottish IT consultancy just got "Eagle 1". Looks damn good. Great for lugging 24 crates of Bu… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS He, well, not rocket science. You came up on my timeline... thanks for the Tweet! 2 weeks ago Reply
dez_blanchfield well hello Boss of ;-) I'm seriously impressed you noticed my tweet.. wow !! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy Ass. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Maybe I should visit the Isle of Man like Lewis Hamilton? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, if it was an O, I might buy that reg plate... ? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I got my Moto Guzzi Convert MOTd!!! Next, registration. It's from America... 2 weeks ago Reply
BrooklynBrett Nothing I ever do will top this website: 2 weeks ago Reply
DavidParmeleeUX I really thought would be here. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
MarkTassell shame the D is not an O 2 weeks ago Reply
randallbell Could be worse. You could be starting at today 2 weeks ago Reply
npVitale Hi men! look link in bio 2 weeks ago Reply
dez_blanchfield I give you Lings Cars ;-) note: put your sunnies on before visiting !! 2 weeks ago Reply
dollyjames88 Not with abreviated accounts either! 2 weeks ago Reply
dollyjames88 No way do you make that much profit Ling! Absolute rubbish. If you're making £15k a week then I'd like to see you prove it. 2 weeks ago Reply
Sonya_LeanOnUs I AM LING YOU CAN TRUST ME - Just noticed has been updated :) #LOU #cars 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce the houses should nett more☺ 2 weeks ago Reply
carmangear RT : *** CATALANS RELEASE DONKEYS *** BBC - Donkeys, some with Spanish flags "Burritos Independencias" have been released https:/… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Will be better soon. New front end chappy starts Monday, new excellent coder starts Xmas-time. I'm buying iMacs! 2 weeks ago Reply
AngryBritain See... Sooooooo 2009 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS True. But most people would take £3/4 million instead. That's gross by the way, not nett. So not as brill as it see… 2 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud Everyone has a soft spot for your website. The world's greatest achievement in Chinglish 2 weeks ago Reply
AngryBritain Nobody likes a show off... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, perhaps, but mine makes me £750,000 a year, so I have a soft spot for websites. 2 weeks ago Reply
AngryBritain Websites are a bit, well 2009... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yeah, because on your website, you've only done 2 updates in 2017. Last in August. What do you do all day? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS #Donkeys painted with flags released in #Catalonia. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS *** CATALANS RELEASE DONKEYS *** BBC - Donkeys, some with Spanish flags "Burritos Independencias" have been release… 2 weeks ago Reply
wheresyourweb I've just got a free first aid kit from Ling at on her "beautiful" website (their words not mine): 2 weeks ago Reply
clairvoyant_the OpDevSec: RT FirstCorporate: The latest First News! Thanks to LINGsCARS Change3E lettuce_slug #malware #cybersecur… 2 weeks ago Reply
SecurityNews6 RT : The latest First News! Thanks to #malware #cybersecurity 2 weeks ago Reply
sectest9 RT : The latest First News! Thanks to #malware #cybersecurity 2 weeks ago Reply
HackersList RT : The latest First News! Thanks to #malware #cybersecurity 2 weeks ago Reply
InfoSecurity99 RT : The latest First News! Thanks to #malware #cybersecurity 2 weeks ago Reply
OpDevSec RT : The latest First News! Thanks to #malware #cybersecurity 2 weeks ago Reply
threatintelbot RT : The latest First News! Thanks to #malware #cybersecurity 2 weeks ago Reply
FirstCorporate The latest First News! Thanks to #malware #cybersecurity 2 weeks ago Reply
Tiezzynator_mA very nice website 2 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : Citroen DS sales are down 43% this year. So, some great deals. Look DS3 82bhp Connected Chick for £171 inc VAT 2-yr https:/… 2 weeks ago Reply
lilleebean RT : With all that's happening in the world at the moment, it's great to see is still in operation. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, HEY! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Citroen DS sales are down 43% this year. So, some great deals. Look DS3 82bhp Connected Chick for £171 inc VAT 2-y… 3 weeks ago Reply
estebano 2017 3 weeks ago Reply
killingflowers With all that's happening in the world at the moment, it's great to see is still in operation. 3 weeks ago Reply
UXDReport RT : You have opened my eyes to #leanux 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Only should be allowed to do retro. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You have opened my eyes to #leanux 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's in a world of its own when it comes to #uxdesign 3 weeks ago Reply
JackRipley_ If I may add a favorite, 3 weeks ago Reply
HarlandElmcrest Have you checked Lings Cars recently? 3 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : How I use #publicity stunts to promote my business - the one and only 3 weeks ago Reply
MarketingDonut How I use #publicity stunts to promote my business - the one and only 3 weeks ago Reply
sameersami20201 Affordable web design services are needed for the establishment of online business (30-10-17)… 3 weeks ago Reply
sameersami20201 Web design services (30-10-17) #S_I_P_MUSIC #LINGsCARS #alcebaid 3 weeks ago Reply
geordieniner That post unearthed two lawyers and someone who works for a vehicle finan… 3 weeks ago Reply
geordieniner Using your order form which is illegal... you’ve gone very quiet Ling, please tell us w… 3 weeks ago Reply
SDysonX It's in a world of its own when it comes to #uxdesign 3 weeks ago Reply
willstone_UK You have opened my eyes to #leanux 3 weeks ago Reply
SDysonX Only should be allowed to do retro. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***TOYOTA HILUX SALES COLLAPSE IN MIDDLE EAST*** 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sssssh. Audi A4 deal £221/mth. Brand new. Here's the Facebook link. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ssssh, don't tell David Davies. I can now order 150bhp Audi A4 SE for delivery next Feb/March, fixed at £221/mth. O… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So pleased. Am just doing some work, now, for a change... it took a day out of my schedule :) 3 weeks ago Reply
C0RTN33 Loving the thread Ling, keeping me amused on a Friday arvo at work 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS And a lying "customer" 3 weeks ago Reply
passionjuddie Is the Future of Web Design – Motherboard 3 weeks ago Reply
carltonreid V long & entertaining posting on forum with car finance dealer & cameo from 3 weeks ago Reply
snarvasa Best used car website, ever. 4 weeks ago Reply
SiBarberPhoto It's an incredible read! Who on earth takes legal advice from someone who says they're a lawyer on the Internet? 4 weeks ago Reply
VecchioJo should i offer a Mint Sauce Air-Freshener? 4 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow The STW car thread has it's own Hitler's Bunker video 4 weeks ago Reply
RadventureDave visit for the original post and its aftermath, stay for the plot twists… 4 weeks ago Reply
RadventureDave Quality entertainment. vs ST forum users… 4 weeks ago Reply
Harcyah Mon nouveau site préféré du monde entier. 4 weeks ago Reply
tylermeister Probably not advised in mental health & mgmnt isn't just medication so not as simple as that 4 weeks ago Reply
pikapies This has blessed my life in so many ways. 4 weeks ago Reply
pikapies This might be the greatest website that I've ever seen. 4 weeks ago Reply
JohnCairns15 RT : David Ojo tried to scam new cars from me using several IDs. Details on Facebook... 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure That's right. There isn't now. They took down the concrete towers and barbed wire fences. Perhaps read a… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nigel, there is no security on the Irish border in NI. Have you ever been? There is absolutely noth… 4 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : David Ojo tried to scam new cars from me using several IDs. Details on Facebook... 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure If you ignore your security, does anything happen? Probably not at first. You can talk it up, or down. M… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There's a member of geordiemick00 bad mouthing me on that Forum, after cancelling a car. He is lying. He ordered a £30k car 4 weeks ago Reply
dealershipiq RT : The #DealershipToday Superstars Report is out! Stories via #vw #tesla 4 weeks ago Reply
EdGetsIt The #DealershipToday Superstars Report is out! Stories via #vw #tesla 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But surely their advantage is that they can freely self-medicate. :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Pharmacist pay is between £23,015 - £47,305 ... median just over £34k. They can cope with a bit of "demand".… 4 weeks ago Reply
MaDaBr14 Just learned this is a place on the internet. You're welcome 4 weeks ago Reply
C0RTN33 Some of those ‘proofs’ are hilarious! 4 weeks ago Reply
wavecrestglen RT : David Ojo tried to scam new cars from me using several IDs. Details on Facebook... 4 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG RT : David Ojo tried to scam new cars from me using several IDs. Details on Facebook... 4 weeks ago Reply
DavidIKSmith No hint either way in the question. If we are to leave should we not have someone who wa… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You lot seem to WANT failure. I want success. 4 weeks ago Reply
DavidIKSmith Have you ever know a project brought to a successful conclusion when the project head has no faith in it? 4 weeks ago Reply
velmu RT : Thanks! Donkeyshite! Phillipp... I award you top prize today for your blog : A Nazi d… 4 weeks ago Reply
kaiki_nelson RT : David Ojo tried to scam new cars from me using several IDs. Details on Facebook... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks! Donkeyshite! Phillipp... I award you top prize today for your blog :… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Talking the Irish Border into a mess, is typical of Remainers. It's easy to solve, just ignore it. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS David Ojo tried to scam new cars from me using several IDs. Details on Facebook... 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure I think you'll find that I have zero say over the Irish border. It'll be a mess, like all the rest of Brexit. 4 weeks ago Reply
ContentKoenig Greetings from Berlin. I've written a blogpost... and you are in! The best advertisement for you. 4 weeks ago Reply
jsphwrd I've always been fond of this. 4 weeks ago Reply
davelorrez Great respsonse from to one of Honda's lawyers :) -> 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I publish bullying lawyer letters I've had over the years from 4x major car manufacturers. But there are MORE! On F… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You are taliking it up, willing it to happen... that seems to be the rump "remain" tactic. It's so wrong. 4 weeks ago Reply
fonshudelsur Ejemplos claros de lo importante que es UI en un proyecto 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure Once the border comes back, so will the problems that rumbled on since* Partition, nearly… 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure The EU solved the Irish border problem. By making it so no-one cared any more. Or at least… 4 weeks ago Reply
MarcusJHBrown Can we all please concentrate on what could, possibly, be the bestest twitter threads. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good point to make. Just don't do the border. Fuck the EU creating problems for us. Exactly. 4 weeks ago Reply
Matt_Muir (apologies, OF COURSE it is the real Ling) 4 weeks ago Reply
Matt_Muir In the unlikely event this is the actual Ling, can I just… 4 weeks ago Reply
Will_Humphrey Does that then mean the game is over? Should we all consider purchasing a car? 4 weeks ago Reply
bitman RT : ***WHEN HARLEY DAVIDSON LOST THEIR COOL*** So I had to give them a slap... full PDF link on FB 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Education in Wales is devolved, so is the responsibility of the Labour-run Welsh Assembly. Ohhhh, Jeremy Corbynnnnnnn..... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***WHEN HARLEY DAVIDSON LOST THEIR COOL*** So I had to give them a slap... full PDF link on FB… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My NEW BIGBIKE: Guzzi Convert V1000. From 1976. Brotherhood of Man won the Eurovison with "save your kisses for me!… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS God fuck knows, to Texas. Depends on US Postal and their little vans I guess. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have some pre-facelift Nissan Qashqai very cheap at £209 over 2-years 3+23 (inc VAT). Facelift model looks ummmm.… 4 weeks ago Reply
kaiki_nelson guys let ling hook you up no joke 4 weeks ago Reply
HenrySm74157101 I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 4 weeks ago Reply
kaiki_nelson RT : This is the worlds worst website on a whole new level 4 weeks ago Reply
kaiki_nelson how long do the first aid kits take to arrive? 4 weeks ago Reply
kaiki_nelson I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 4 weeks ago Reply
pavlosVos so BAD design it is GOOD again #designLOLs 4 weeks ago Reply
b_pdla RT : #activatehuelva sólo por conocer ya ha valido la pena el curso 4 weeks ago Reply
_CristianPB #activatehuelva sólo por conocer ya ha valido la pena el curso 4 weeks ago Reply
sameersami20201 Software Development Company for Your Business (23-10-17) #S_I_P_MUSIC #LINGsCARS #alcebaid 4 weeks ago Reply
AlterSpark Another beauty from some lists of bad sites, that I'd classify as so bad they're good: 4 weeks ago Reply
cugelman Another beauty from some lists of bad sites, that I'd classify as so bad they're good: 4 weeks ago Reply
oniznorb Definitely a good thing 4 weeks ago Reply
DeFvAlpine Lol sorry m8 just joking around. Love your website tho 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What the fuck do Euros have to do with it? Why do you think I take Euros? 4 weeks ago Reply
DeFvAlpine Btw what if I want to buy a car but I have dollars not euros 4 weeks ago Reply
DeFvAlpine Your my hero 4 weeks ago Reply
burgerhewrote Could be worse: 4 weeks ago Reply
dont_bore_me99 For Sure Nettin Hard WINNer!! PUT LING IN!! ❤️❤️❤️ 5 weeks ago Reply
C0RTN33 Ordered! Now I know where all those badges went in 1987... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I will spew some abuse: GET SOMEONE WHO CAN USE ENGLISH GRAMMAR CORRECTLY, TO RUN YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Edmund, unsure why you can't get results? Don't they realise who you are? You have a gong. I think this will have a… 5 weeks ago Reply
mynamesliz I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 5 weeks ago Reply
AAPresident Yep especially if they also increase the number of lay-bys on Smart motorways so you don't have to breakdown in a live lane 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Surely that's a good thing? Shirley. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much... 5 weeks ago Reply
rachelmc RT : Doing a #heuristic #usability analysis of at . This makes my head hurt. So bad it'… 5 weeks ago Reply
experiencingUX RT : Doing a #heuristic #usability analysis of at . This makes my head hurt. So bad it'… 5 weeks ago Reply
shaneschurch Doing a #heuristic #usability analysis of at . This makes my head hurt. So bad it's 5 weeks ago Reply
zombiepieeater1 Good Website x 5 weeks ago Reply
kkk_offical RT : Peach drives a red Mercedes GLA. You can too, just £309/month. In stock. 5 weeks ago Reply
susieofthehood Erm... is a humdinger :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Car dealers: I am swamped by idiots offering me scrapprers (eg 02 Fiesta) on FB. Any dealers want these? Reply on FB 5 weeks ago Reply
MattHardigree RT : Peach drives a red Mercedes GLA. You can too, just £309/month. In stock. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Peach drives a red Mercedes GLA. You can too, just £309/month. In stock. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS MERCEDES GLA now just £309/mth. In stock, from Ling. Educational video... 5 weeks ago Reply
nearyd Observing from afar, not moaning. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That doesn't matter, either. You are moaning about stuff that is just doesn't matter. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That doesn't matter. 5 weeks ago Reply
hutchcodes it's a sight/site to behold 5 weeks ago Reply
msharp One approach to high information density on a website 5 weeks ago Reply
gramatter Luckily Ling is still keeping the genre alive: 5 weeks ago Reply
nearyd Also many people outside the UK will end up having to deal with a mess caused by Brexit (including in my home country, Ireland). 5 weeks ago Reply
nearyd They also didn't vote for it. (minors + non-voters + foreign residents) is about the same as the # of voters. 5 weeks ago Reply
nearyd My only point is that many people affected by Brexit, in the UK, had no say. The vast majority of the po… 5 weeks ago Reply
bitman “Apply leave to remain” ? Hehe 5 weeks ago Reply
TobySaidThis Where to begin as to why this is a nonsense statement. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If they want a "voice" (ie a vote) in the UK, they can apply leave to remain and then become a British citizen, lik… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Too fucking right!!! Why should foreign residents have a voice in UK elections? Sometimes the moaning about #brexit… 5 weeks ago Reply
nearyd Also foreign residents, among the most affected, have no voice. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Always pleased to have a polite, reasonable discussion. That's a good thing :) Great to disagree, hope you agree. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think "experts" were the reason a lot of people voted LEAVE. I don't need to know cars, just know how to lease th… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS " the so called constitution of the United Kingdom is a sum of laws and principles that make up the body politic of… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz Fair enough. Anyway, thanks for the convo. You were the most cogent of the Brexiters I talked to last year. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz Thanks Ling. Sorry you don’t like ‘experts’. You’re very successful in your business: I assume that’s by… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Point is, I am proud to be British, but you say you're embarrassed to be British. That's my point, the difference b… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz Not really. It’s a bit more subtle than that. Try reading the Dicey book. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The key phrase "ask any lawyer" is enough to put that Tweet in the recycle bin :) 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz Your point being? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Close, but not really close enough, I think. Basically, there isn't one, just a mash up of conventions and traditio… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz Dicey is as close to a written constitution as we have, like it or not. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz Of course not. His personal views are irrelevant. Ask any lawyer to name the primary English jurist on t… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS And there, in a nutshell is the big difference between us. Irish citizenships are freely available. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've looked him up, Dicey was "vehemently opposed to women's suffrage" among other stuff. Great choice. As I'm fema… 5 weeks ago Reply
VinceVolpeIV The point minors can't vote has nothing to do with how you have representatives getting el… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz Good for you. I’m embarrassed to be one. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz Sorry, that’s not it at all. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think the UK is doing damn well, though nothing is ever perfect. I'm proud to be a British Citizen. 5 weeks ago Reply
VinceVolpeIV Talk about how your voting districts aren't set up to handle as many major political parti… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz AV Dicey’s ‘The Law of the Constitution’ says otherwise. You can read it here: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The legal age for voting in Germany is 18 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz I’m sorry you feel so anti-democratic; that you think bypassing the checks and balances of… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Fine, but it isn't codified. So my understanding is, there isn't one. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Germany don't even have a government at the moment. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz Its constitution is a mish-mash of statute, common law & convention. We should consider codifying it, as… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Your argument seems: "The vote result doesn't suit me, so let's change and criticise the terms of the vote" 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz Germany? 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz Indeed - it was highly irresponsible to do so. This this was not discussed shows a failure in the constitution. 5 weeks ago Reply
VinceVolpeIV There's a lot of reasons why Parliament doesn't accurately represent its people. This is o… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I was under the impression the UK doesn't really have a constitution. (?) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well there you go. Which countries? China for one. And North Korea. For starters.... 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz You can believe that if you like. It makes zero difference to my argument. 5 weeks ago Reply
martindooley Voters are not meant to represent "everyone"... They represent themselves. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The "reps" (ie MPs) decided what was best, and massively voted for it: a referendum 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz This is why many countries outlaw them in their constitutions. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz Yes - it was a huge abrogation of responsibility. It’s the reps’ job to decide what’s best, not to deleg… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It is moaning, because there was a democratic referendum and you didn't like the result (the only reason you are mo… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz I expect better from you Ling. Trying to discuss simple political theory is not moaning. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The representative democracy (ie parliament) VOTED to hold the referendum. Duh. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz No one earns the right to be represented. In a referendum, they are not represented. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, boo hoo. The Uk had a referendum, people voted, the result was fair. Stop moaning about it. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz No. Again - you’re missing the point. I want a representative democracy - no referenda. Where the reps have a duty to everyone. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz The voters in a referendum don’t represent everyone, and have no duty to do so. Which is one reason why they are bad. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Look, do you really want 12 year-olds deciding the Government etc? No, that's silly. They haven't EARNED the right… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz Whether it upsets me or not is irrelevant - this is basic political theory. It’s a huge pity more people don’t understand this. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They do represent everyone. But the voting age is 18+. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz To allow a significant swathe of the population no representation is tyranny. It’s why referenda are anti-democratic. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz You’re missing the point: the point of a representative democracy is that the representatives are duty b… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, *they* don't seem to care. UK voting age is generally agreed as 18. That's the way it works, Andrew. Just bec… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz Also - I’m sorry the teenagers round you are so shite. The ones round here are impressive, hardworking a… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz No. I want them to be represented. Like they are in a properly functioning representative democracy. How… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Correct. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looking at most teenagers, they can't be arsed. "whatever". You want 10-year olds to vote? Babies? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I can supply a free Citroen C1 to wipe your drive with... 5 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb Does it come with anything to clean the piss off my drive? 5 weeks ago Reply
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andrewjskatz Everyone? No one under 18. How do their interests get represented? 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS ** VW GOLF GTI*** It pisses on it's rivals. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Amazing that you are right and they are wrong, eh? 5 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey I don’t respect stupidity, just because millions of people were fooled into voting for it. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's a typical view of someone who knows better, eh? Everyone in the UK had a free vote. You should respect the v… 5 weeks ago Reply
jimhaysom Inspired by perhaps! 5 weeks ago Reply
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Gary_Olsen The benefits are not the same! Go educate yourself, you irritating imbecile! 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS They are exactly the same. VED = free. 5 weeks ago Reply
Gary_Olsen Erm.... Nil VED (due to age) and Disabled Class VED are two very different things. Back to the corner with the Dunce hat. 5 weeks ago Reply
Gary_Olsen Well, that's LingsCars I defo no longer recommend. Not to anyone. Not with such attitudes as that. Oh my! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I know the benefits, my old 1965 Land Rover qualifies for nil VED. But, I don't go around demanding free parking et… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It seems everyone must carry a giant chip of "unfairness" on their shoulder lately. Disabled, Black, Se… 5 weeks ago Reply
Gary_Olsen You really don't get it, do you? Go educate yourself, please! Learn the benefits of Nil VED before you accuse of "free" "tax". 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I must say, generalising a bit... "disabled" (wide meaning) customers are about the very hardest… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS i think: if someone can afford to rent/run a new car, then small VED amount is hardly breaking their ba… 5 weeks ago Reply
Gary_Olsen *means, not message, Damn prediction 5 weeks ago Reply
Gary_Olsen Not really, message you lose disabled custom so situation remains the same. Oh my, can you believe all this, ? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS However, it does save everybody else a very small amount. There's always a bright side... 5 weeks ago Reply
Gary_Olsen Denying the right to disability road fund as offered by the DVLA? Totally unfair. Which means we also lo… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes. Some disabled rules are just stupid, I have a disabled toilet in lobby of my office, but we all work upstairs. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nothing unfair about everyone being treated the same. 5 weeks ago Reply
Gary_Olsen Yep, slipped key. It's still a leased car on finance, that's my point. You lose custom to them with your unfair rules. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've no idea what PHP finance is? You mean PCP? That's quite different, that's a Personal Contract Purc… 5 weeks ago Reply
Gary_Olsen Yet I currently lease a car on PHP finance with disability road fund. You lost that argument. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...and NONE can remove the road tax fee, as the finance company pay it. Which bit don't you understand? It's not pa… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I was expecting action, wind, carnage. Instead I got,,, not much. Never mind. 5 weeks ago Reply
Gary_Olsen You lose out on all the (now ex) Motability customers then, myself included. Ah well. Plenty other lease companies out there. 5 weeks ago Reply
bitman And my tee shirt today is 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, well... he can fuck right off. 5 weeks ago Reply
MrJADMIX Just showing the tree we moved from the blocked road, sorry to disappoint you. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's the demand to entitlement attitude. The idiot demanded a rebate/cheaper price. I told him to fuck off. He squawked. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Everyone pays with *MY* cars. The cars are registered to the fin co (not the individual), and is includ… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gateshead is eerily still. Birds quiet. We must now be in the eye of the storm. (or it's just a nice day up here, more likely). What storm? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Quite a good Tweet. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's like a war zone out there... (not really), pointless video showing nothing is happening. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, the United Nations are officially linking #ophelia to #climatechange . What about the storm… 5 weeks ago Reply
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bitman Are you near here ? Actually I got accused of fly-tipping once when builders left some concrete behind.… 5 weeks ago Reply
Gary_Olsen Otherwise shut up with the "poor me, I pay tax" and "not fair, the #disabled get it free" attitude. 5 weeks ago Reply
Gary_Olsen As I said before, take my #disability and you, too, can be entitled to free road tax. I'll gladly pay if we swap. 5 weeks ago Reply
Gary_Olsen They don't actually. Free disabled road fund licence entitlement here. 5 weeks ago Reply
CrackedW_Screen I agree on all points. People want and can get premium models so why go for a Vauxhall, with work? Means… 5 weeks ago Reply
CarDealerEd Not me blaming Brexit. Carlos Tavares their CEO is... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Perception is everything. It would help if Vauxhalls were a) desirable, b) named sensibly, c) historical Vectra bag… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I don't think you can blame Brexit. Vauxhall have been in decline for ages. It's a car/investment/image thing. 5 weeks ago Reply
CrackedW_Screen Seeing more positive reviews of their newer models. However, historical perception is what you say! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think it's just a "Vauxhall are pretty shit" issue. 5 weeks ago Reply
ndylng . Have you thought about becoming a Daily Mail columnist Ling? I think you would fit right in. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I was only clarifying. I get annoyed that so many people seem "entitled". I pay £££s in tax and get zero free. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm waiting for a CCTV image (from estate landlord) of the fly tipping twats by my office this morning. VW Crafter. I will then get them. 5 weeks ago Reply
ndylng Hey Ling, there was no judgement in my tweet. Your style makes me smile! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Everyone is treated equally. The road tax is included in the car price. so everyone pays/no one pays (depending on… 5 weeks ago Reply
ndylng Customer service - Lings Cars style. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grabbing customer claims: "I'm entilted to free road tax cos of disability" - he can fuck off with that. Everyone pays. 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS It may be. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now 75,000 views on my Kia Stinker post on FB. 420 Likes & 225 comments (snigger). Outrage abounds. If you're bored… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Steve etc, you should know... I did a spoof post on FB about the Stinger, got 70k views, 400 likes, 200 comments ... so far. Magic 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Oooops, I raise you County Durham stone £975,000 4 bed. Cinema. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS If you have an hour free. Yesterday I posted about a KIA. 17hrs later 111 comments (a lot of outrage) and 30k+ views 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS It's a "clock". Watches used to have them. 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Correct! 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I did a post about the new Kia Stinker on Fleecebook, 6 hours ago. 18,600 people have seen it. Impressive, Facebook… 5 weeks ago Reply
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Gary_Olsen That's fair enough. Swap you my disabilities for your life then? Then I, too, could work for it. 6 weeks ago Reply
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Gary_Olsen Just under two years now actually but all being well, we'll be back with Motability then. 6 weeks ago Reply
Gary_Olsen I think that looks better in the skip..... 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear Nissan I would like to enter your competition for "BEST NISSAN ADVERT 2017" Thanks, Ling. 6 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS **RADIOGRAM** Someone from my village threw this old Bush Radiogram in a skip. So Clare rescued it. I got a Ruark a… 6 weeks ago Reply
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Gary_Olsen Wish I'd heard about you before we got our current car. 1 year deal would have suited better. Tied into a 3 now. Sigh.... 6 weeks ago Reply
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dawsonyweb RT : **DDOS ATTACK*** Last night I had a massive DDOS attack, just hours after posting a "North Korean" vid on Facebook https://t… 7 weeks ago Reply
mcmillanstu RT : **DDOS ATTACK*** Last night I had a massive DDOS attack, just hours after posting a "North Korean" vid on Facebook https://t… 7 weeks ago Reply
gcharlton RT : **DDOS ATTACK*** Last night I had a massive DDOS attack, just hours after posting a "North Korean" vid on Facebook https://t… 7 weeks ago Reply
iamelliot RT : **DDOS ATTACK*** Last night I had a massive DDOS attack, just hours after posting a "North Korean" vid on Facebook https://t… 7 weeks ago Reply
Wanyal now now, be fair you can actually scroll ling's website without a touch screen 7 weeks ago Reply
jasonkneen Dropbox go full on with new design. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yeah, been looking at that. 7 weeks ago Reply
apwilliamstech Best get on to or similar to help out? 7 weeks ago Reply
apwilliamstech RT : **DDOS ATTACK*** Last night I had a massive DDOS attack, just hours after posting a "North Korean" vid on Facebook https://t… 7 weeks ago Reply
Nortrad RT : **DDOS ATTACK*** Last night I had a massive DDOS attack, just hours after posting a "North Korean" vid on Facebook https://t… 7 weeks ago Reply
DannyStreetman Don't tell em your name Ling! 7 weeks ago Reply
UKBALANCEPARTY Got the Dad's Army look on lock Ling 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Me, on stage, in Stockholm. Telling a Spanish guy he was a ...stupid boy. 7 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Now look what she's done. Started World War III? 7 weeks ago Reply
PPLiamL RT : **DDOS ATTACK*** Last night I had a massive DDOS attack, just hours after posting a "North Korean" vid on Facebook https://t… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS **DDOS ATTACK*** Last night I had a massive DDOS attack, just hours after posting a "North Korean" vid on Facebook… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen one of these in real life, and 99% of people can't ID it, anyway. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wrong spulling. 7 weeks ago Reply
SpursDr wrong pucture 7 weeks ago Reply
dazabee 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS God fuck knows... 7 weeks ago Reply
dazabee So what is it exactly??!! It says Arosa in the description, Arona in the ad but the picture is an Ateca. 7 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce is the factory independent 7 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : This new SEAT Arosa is just £204/mth. Thankfully, it's not Spanish. It's made at the Skoda factory in Czech Rep. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This new SEAT Arosa is just £204/mth. Thankfully, it's not Spanish. It's made at the Skoda factory in Czech Rep.… 7 weeks ago Reply
RicardSalevik Great! My mail is ricard.salevik.com 7 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes RT : Did you get a pin? #CJAM7 7 weeks ago Reply
djmenaceuk Ling is happening 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks! 7 weeks ago Reply
djmenaceuk Amazing still rocking 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Did you get a pin? #CJAM7 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : WHAT. IS. HAPPENING. #CJAM7 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Should be not Dazz...etc 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What an absolute legend, on being real & different at #CJAM7 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : “I’m not an expert, so I have to be different. Dare to be different!” 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Legend! #CJAM7 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Entertain people, create emotion, and make them react to achieve success like #CJAM7 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Keep it real 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You should all put music on your website, wake your customers up! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Why have boring white FAQ’s when you can have rainbow colored fun ones?! - you know what, I don’t know #cjam… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 1. Know your audience. 2.Use real things 3. Connect emotionally 4. Make them remember - The real truth behind 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Use real things and real experiences to create emotions and drive sales #CJAM7 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "The best customer experience is the one you can remember" has everyone speechless #CJAM7 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : get in contact with #CJAM7 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Finally will tell us her secret #CJAM7 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : “Are there any Germans in the audience? Sorry, I’m gonna talk about war. You started it!” is NOT your averag… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling wants 50 000$ for this idea IF u are interested #ikea #CJAM7 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Haha what a little lady 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Rockstar alert! on stage - buckle your seatbelts #CJAM7 #Rockstar 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 7 min until ! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : As a favor in return-could you share the PPT-slide with the flying chicken, ? :) I really need to… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ricard, of course, happy to work with IKEA, - Ling 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Of course! Can only offer it in Norway though - next time you’re here - i’ll spend an «eat-as-many-as-you-can… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Yeeeeeessssss. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Gotta love 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Take ways fra :1.Skill deg ut 2.Vær ekte 3.Vær underholdende 4.Vær litt gal (red. anm.) #CJAMoslo #conversionjam https… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We obviously have a LOT of work to do on our FAQ, according to . #Cjamoslo has already paid off, half-way out!… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Fantastiske tips til Ikea #bereal #entertainyourcostumer #CJAMoslo 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wonderful to get real inspiration from - we need to get back to work! #cjamoslo 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : And yet still makes enough money to keep Ling very happy... Bounce rate ok, what… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm going to thank everyone at #cjam7 with retweets (and bore everyone else, sorry.) Scandinavia was just great, as ever! Ready??? 7 weeks ago Reply
avriece We discussed bad web design in #drakej105 the other day, look what I found: 8 weeks ago Reply
Franquita RT : Ling wants 50 000$ for this idea IF u are interested #ikea #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
mikekus Always loved the website! :) 8 weeks ago Reply
jonasmodin RT : WHAT. IS. HAPPENING. #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
Conversionista RT : WHAT. IS. HAPPENING. #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
Conversionista Did you get a pin? #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
evelinasays WHAT. IS. HAPPENING. #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
erikandrssn RT : Världen försöker bestämma sig för om Ling har världens bästa eller sämsta sajt. Vad tycker vi? #cjam7 8 weeks ago Reply
mcmillanstu RT : Ling wants 50 000$ for this idea IF u are interested #ikea #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
AmpKnife Should be not Dazz...etc 8 weeks ago Reply
Conversionista RT : What an absolute legend, on being real & different at #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
frecklebert What an absolute legend, on being real & different at #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
Ansgard4 Legend! #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
evelinasays Entertain people, create emotion, and make them react to achieve success like #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
yasmintilles RT : "The best customer experience is the one you can remember" has everyone speechless #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
petroninja RT : Världen försöker bestämma sig för om Ling har världens bästa eller sämsta sajt. Vad tycker vi? #cjam7 8 weeks ago Reply
Berghs Världen försöker bestämma sig för om Ling har världens bästa eller sämsta sajt. Vad tycker vi? #cjam7 8 weeks ago Reply
jonasmodin Keep it real 8 weeks ago Reply
frecklebert RT : Ling wants 50 000$ for this idea IF u are interested #ikea #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
Conversionista 1. Know your audience. 2.Use real things 3. Connect emotionally 4. Make them remember - The real truth behind #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
LMKotti RT : Ling wants 50 000$ for this idea IF u are interested #ikea #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
LMKotti "The best customer experience is the one you can remember" has everyone speechless #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
evelinasays get in contact with #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
PStaunstrup RT : Ling wants 50 000$ for this idea IF u are interested #ikea #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
evelinasays Finally will tell us her secret #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
AGConsult RT : Ling wants 50 000$ for this idea IF u are interested #ikea #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
Conversionista Ling wants 50 000$ for this idea IF u are interested #ikea #CJAM7 8 weeks ago Reply
IsaacSylvander Haha what a little lady 8 weeks ago Reply
Conversionista 7 min until ! 8 weeks ago Reply
RicardSalevik As a favor in return-could you share the PPT-slide with the flying chicken, ? :) I really nee… 8 weeks ago Reply
RicardSalevik Of course! Can only offer it in Norway though - next time you’re here - i’ll spend an «eat-as-many-as-you-can» - all on me 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sophie, yeah :) How much money do you need? Just enough to be free. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ricard, as sales and commercial director of IKEA, please sign me up to your MEATBALLS FOR LIFE programme :) - Ling 8 weeks ago Reply
Berghs Yeeeeeessssss. 8 weeks ago Reply
hannaericksson Gotta love 8 weeks ago Reply
DeadChildFucker browsing on-line on that shit 8 weeks ago Reply
Mocka RT : Ling valentine is my hero. ❤️ #CJAM5 8 weeks ago Reply
anniken Har tenkt at er tøys og nå har jeg bare lyst til å… 8 weeks ago Reply
bellastone Ling valentine is my hero. ❤️ #CJAM5 8 weeks ago Reply
spookydel I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 8 weeks ago Reply
Conversionista RT : We obviously have a LOT of work to do on our FAQ, according to . #Cjamoslo has already paid off, half-way out!… 8 weeks ago Reply
astensones RT : We obviously have a LOT of work to do on our FAQ, according to . #Cjamoslo has already paid off, half-way out!… 8 weeks ago Reply
astensones RT : Take ways fra :1.Skill deg ut 2.Vær ekte 3.Vær underholdende 4.Vær litt gal (red. anm.) #CJAMoslo #conversionjam https… 8 weeks ago Reply
Mocka Take ways fra :1.Skill deg ut 2.Vær ekte 3.Vær underholdende 4.Vær litt gal (red. anm.) #CJAMoslo… 8 weeks ago Reply
RicardSalevik We obviously have a LOT of work to do on our FAQ, according to . #Cjamoslo has already paid off, half-way… 8 weeks ago Reply
trudebakken Fantastiske tips til Ikea #bereal #entertainyourcostumer #CJAMoslo 8 weeks ago Reply
Mocka RT : Wonderful to get real inspiration from - we need to get back to work! #cjamoslo 8 weeks ago Reply
RicardSalevik Wonderful to get real inspiration from - we need to get back to work! #cjamoslo 8 weeks ago Reply
ToxicJellyfish , Ling Valentine #CJAMoslo 8 weeks ago Reply
jsavalle I guess we could call these kind of design "Vintage #UX from the the 90s" #Webdesign #humor #responsive 8 weeks ago Reply
wickedgeekie And yet still makes enough money to keep Ling very happy... Bounce rate ok, what about revenue? 8 weeks ago Reply
notTHEtomoliver I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 8 weeks ago Reply
javiermunozk ¿Queréis saber como será el futuro de las páginas web? -> El futuro. 8 weeks ago Reply
javiermunozk Y de todas formas, la web 3.0 ya tiene su página oficial: 8 weeks ago Reply
rosren0 estamos em 2017 e esse é o melhor design de site que já vi. 8 weeks ago Reply
MarkTassell Same with United Airlines. I just checked in. 8 weeks ago Reply
KLM Dear Ling, we would like to verify this for you. Could you send us a DM with a screenshot with what you're seeing? Thank you. 8 weeks ago Reply
lemfern a nosotros el profe nos enseño esta 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear on check in, why is my nationality "United Kingdom"? My nationality is "British". No one here would ever say "I'm United Kingdom". 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tomorrow, I'm going to Oslo, then Stockholm to do a talk 8 weeks ago Reply
apwilliamstech You cynic Ling 8 weeks ago Reply
ashpron Yes. The government has cut actual paid police numbers, so we now expect people to police our streets for free 8 weeks ago Reply
Tomles Me respondió 8 weeks ago Reply
grumbo You probably have a higher readership than Newsweek, Ling. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse, and don't cry for me Argentina. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Does this translate as: "We want more policemen/women for free"? 8 weeks ago Reply
paulbrighton Been looking for bad examples of websites today. is so bad it's great. 8 weeks ago Reply
Tomles Una hora discutiendo UX/UI de un proyecto nuevo y uno nos pasó el sitio más visitado de Inglaterra 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just cross your fingers and hope the flight doesn't get cancelled on your way to the airport (or worse, on the way… 8 weeks ago Reply
daniel36 I know reps driving PHEVs, never plugged in, they just want the low BIK....all a bit of a joke! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, there is little point if people can't be arsed to plug them in, eh? 8 weeks ago Reply
amandadurepos You should get to the bottom of the driving force behind this website: 9 weeks ago Reply
kanjijvoormij Compleet over the top, maar zo leuk én knap gedaan. 9 weeks ago Reply
Philezo #Webmarketing: je suis tombé sur ce site de location de voiture. Je ne sais quoi en penser! #Génial ou #Médiocre? 9 weeks ago Reply
delooper Free Car For Smokers! | LINGsCARS Wat een vette site is dit. 9 weeks ago Reply
lord_sward You're not going to lease many PHEVs with that (honest, realistic) attitude now are you? 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS " real-world driving data shows plug-in hybrid vehicles (PHEVs) to be among the highest-polluting company cars" - it's all rather shit, eh? 9 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Yes, pricey. I can lease XC60s far cheaper than these XC40 tiddlers: 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, pricey. I can lease XC60s far cheaper than these XC40 tiddlers: 9 weeks ago Reply
ZoeOsullivan67 I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 9 weeks ago Reply
Facts4D YOU BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 9 weeks ago Reply
Facts4D how is your food do you like cars? 9 weeks ago Reply
NickKantelberg the pinnacle of web design 9 weeks ago Reply
iamchadbittle Behold, the world's greatest website: 9 weeks ago Reply
SiBarberPhoto RT : Skoda Octavia £169/mth inc VAT 3+23 9 weeks ago Reply
bitman RT : Skoda Octavia £169/mth inc VAT 3+23 9 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Skoda Octavia £169/mth inc VAT 3+23 9 weeks ago Reply
skcte RT : browsing on-line on that shit 9 weeks ago Reply
skcte RT : browsing on-line on that shit 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Skoda Octavia £169/mth inc VAT 3+23 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, James... where were you when the Americans needed you, in Vietnam? 9 weeks ago Reply
winsoar You can pull them up? 9 weeks ago Reply
C0RTN33 Unless you've got diamond cut wheels - it's cheaper to take the hit than have them repaired on VWFS contracts. 9 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Hey Have you seen this article? Would be interested in your view if this normally the case. S 9 weeks ago Reply
Waugh_Ian Agreed. I'm on my 7 personal lease, including 1 from Ling, and have never had any repair costs upon retu… 9 weeks ago Reply
SiBarberPhoto Yes, I thought there was something odd. Thanks for your time. S 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Also, if the damage was really "minimal", he could have it put right in an afternoon. Why didn't he? I never pay da… 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is cock-eyed. If the van had been bought for cash, and he had that damage, the resale value would be -£900. Do… 9 weeks ago Reply
SiBarberPhoto Hey Have you seen this article? Would be interested in your view if this normally the case. S 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Also James, what is a "particle" of #glyphosphate. It's a meaningless term. It's a vague generalisation of any "sma… 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS One particle of #glyphosphate in a "million" of WHAT? Sometimes you do talk absolute rubbish. How else to control i… 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Merc C-Class and Reliant Robin for the same price. Which would YOU choose? 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hheheh. Yep. One day my website will be a collector's item. 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Normal Germans can simply use blindfolds and cotton wool in their ears. via 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'd just like to say that any German Neo-Nazis in Oslo and Stockholm will LOVE my presentations: via 9 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 They bang on about bad design but as they do they increase your awareness. As they say '… 9 weeks ago Reply
LeedsChatter RT : My latest movie launch, in Leeds, last night 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My latest movie launch, in Leeds, last night 9 weeks ago Reply
AgileYorkshire RT : Ah love a reference to courtesy of at 9 weeks ago Reply
Haru_nl La mágica página que tuve que analizar ayer (sobretodo el código es extraordinario) 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much, Ben. 9 weeks ago Reply
btpclarkson I highly recommend if you're thinking of leasing your next car. 9 weeks ago Reply
btpclarkson It's easy to complain on here, so it should be just as easy to praise. Just want to say how impressed I am with the service from 9 weeks ago Reply
realtoughcandy LOL, what can I say, my vintage motorcycle identification skills need LOTS of work!! I swore it was a Mach III!! ;p 9 weeks ago Reply
realtoughcandy Yes, so awesome! Thanks Ling. You are one inspiring woman! 9 weeks ago Reply
goonsquadfan69 browsing on-line on that shit 9 weeks ago Reply
consumecomms More fame for you 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS hey!!! What's going on here? My website just had a heart attack! 9 weeks ago Reply
TMctrumpface you can't help remember it no matter how hard you try not to 9 weeks ago Reply
consumecomms Ah love a reference to courtesy of at 9 weeks ago Reply
bitman Only did insurance on my new iPad and extended the warranty on my US-style fridge/freezer. Other than th… 9 weeks ago Reply
bitman It is true that a new car will lose a lot of value straight away though? I don't do insurance (usually). 9 weeks ago Reply
andygambles Completely agree. Insurance providers need to wake up. My policy does cover "new for old" in first 12 mo… 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Fundamentally, GAP insurance seems a scam, to me. 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's a Triumph Bonneville. "Kawasaki" hmmph. 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've seen your review :) haha, you're not very wrong! "It's not all about selling cars" I'll throw it on my FB page… 9 weeks ago Reply
realtoughcandy You are very welcome! I love your site and what you do. Rock on!!✌️ 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much! 9 weeks ago Reply
CodevEmmanuel Gave me a headache but very interesting to see how much success she's had with that site xD 9 weeks ago Reply
realtoughcandy Pretty sure I just found my favorite #website of the last twenty years. Ling, you rock!! #webdev #Linux 9 weeks ago Reply
DeadChildFucker browsing on-line on that shit 9 weeks ago Reply
TXDAnthony Atleast they arent as bad as lingscars in the UK 9 weeks ago Reply
SporktownHero I just discovered Lingscars. The best website I've ever seen. 9 weeks ago Reply
goonsquadfan69 browsing on-line on that shit 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Me too :) 9 weeks ago Reply
skcte RT : browsing on-line on that shit 9 weeks ago Reply
skcte RT : browsing on-line on that shit 9 weeks ago Reply
ucdplus Wenn Freitags die Agentur eskaliert 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear I'm disappointed you didn't vote in support of the majority of your constituents in the EU Withdrawal bill. 9 weeks ago Reply
megacool_Bobbie lingscars uk: via 10 weeks ago Reply
StartUpDonut Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of ? She really is a one-off? 10 weeks ago Reply
alex_doodles Started a web course last night! Found the best WORST website that could exist! 10 weeks ago Reply
JamesBickle Ling, owner of *best* website in the world! Here is a website I coded! :) 10 weeks ago Reply
goonsquadfan69 browsing on-line on that shit 10 weeks ago Reply
JamesBickle I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 10 weeks ago Reply
tonyyoung1955 I blame Roger Whittaker 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS During the Scotch IndyRef1... I built a home page supporting the brave Jocks. #scotland #snp 10 weeks ago Reply
surreydocks98 You know he will be told how to vote! 10 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud Noooo, I want to fail, fail and fail again so life is interesting and I keep trying! Have a great week Ling! x 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Life would be so boring if everyone was this perfect. You want to live in some Nirvana? Noooooo..... 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear Please remember 57.5% voted LEAVE in Durham area. Only 42.5% voted REMAIN. I hope you'll support the EU Withdrawal Bill. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear Kevan, how are you going to vote on the EU Withdrawal bill? Remember a big maj of your constituents voted for Brexit. 10 weeks ago Reply
Anviriable I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 10 weeks ago Reply
DeadChildFucker browsing on-line on that shit 10 weeks ago Reply
PaulHannent Working on our website. This has to be the best About Us page ever but not sure I'll follow suit. #Hilarious tho. 10 weeks ago Reply
twoskinz If North Korea was a website 10 weeks ago Reply
bitman Made me feel a little dicky, felt like we were spinning around. X-Factor finalist? 10 weeks ago Reply
GuitarMoog Erm, that's a link to your car leasing site. Do find someone else to shill it for you. Au revoir! 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Steve, I'm quite proud to have worked with a current cabinet minister to secure Brexit. My old home page during vot… 10 weeks ago Reply
GuitarMoog mustn't listen to experts mustn't listen to experts mustn't listen to experts mustn't listen to experts 10 weeks ago Reply
GuitarMoog I can assure you our judgement is a product of our understanding of the realities of the situation. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yeah, well... it looked to me like you needed clarity. Hope your status doesn't cloud your judgement. :) 10 weeks ago Reply
GuitarMoog I think you'd be well advised to steer clear of criticising others for their regard for facts, to be honest. 10 weeks ago Reply
GuitarMoog I'm sure I speak for us all when I say we've all learned a lot. 10 weeks ago Reply
GuitarMoog thank you for providing such clarity to a Scottish MEP, a senior political advisor and an exUK diplomat 10 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce Scotland should havr a mauor not a FMinister. Khan and Burnham have larger populations 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I do understand you don't like it, and disagree with it, and that's fine, but there is no waving of a magic wand to… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yep, so UK Gov is in charge. Key is in the name "UK" Government. Scotland is a (quite small in population, by the w… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Zoe, I made you a movie: "democratic choice of Scottish people" re the UK was made 2 years earlier in Indy Ref 1… 10 weeks ago Reply
GuitarMoog MPs. Damn typos! 10 weeks ago Reply
GuitarMoog Particularly as Scottish MOs put amendments to the ref Bill requiring agreemen… 10 weeks ago Reply
GuitarMoog Actually, my big problems are these: 10 weeks ago Reply
ZoeZebedee Scotland is a country not just another region in England. UK vote Is just a wa… 10 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz It was advisory. MPs are illegally abrogating their duty if they unthinkingly press on only considering 'the will of the people'. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Your big problem is, the votes terms were clear (UK-wide) but after the vote you want to change those terms (ie tre… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Except: a) Vote is vote, there was wall to wall information for months, b) It was clearly a UK-wide vote c) Scottis… 10 weeks ago Reply
GuitarMoog except a) the vote was based on lies; b) Scotland voted remain; c) Scotland is a nation with a parliament & govt. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Except...a) there was a vote, b) the UK voted to leave, c) Scotland is part of the UK. Trifling little matters... 10 weeks ago Reply
lara_becker Still the best websites out there 10 weeks ago Reply
bitman Them dang third parties !!! 10 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes ooooh that's literally a burn right there 10 weeks ago Reply
JamesBickle True, web development obsesses about easy to use functionality, but in doing so makes the website so bor… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ** AM I RACIST?** The UK Government tells me I MUST NOT ban Americans from my PHP job. FFS...… 10 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Already sorted - thanks , I have a sore arse now from kicking :) 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS OOooops :) Ta, sorting now. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS FFS. Please sort. /// Ta Scott :) 10 weeks ago Reply
bitman problem? Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /srv/www/lingscars.com/public/new/app/Model/Lottery.php on line 594 10 weeks ago Reply
thisiscals It’s true. Don’t buy French! 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "FRENCH CARS ALL CATCH FIRE" says an annoyed man on my Facebook post about the Renault Captur.… 10 weeks ago Reply
DeadChildFucker browsing on-line on that shit 10 weeks ago Reply
Idotheartz Shout out to my friend Chason for showing me this meme site 10 weeks ago Reply
Olli_W_ RT : Who said web design is dead? 11 weeks ago Reply
D_ThoughtLeader RT : Who said web design is dead? 11 weeks ago Reply
robsimons24 Who said web design is dead? 11 weeks ago Reply
ItsMalRay Killer FAQs you say? - warning, protective eye wear required before clicking here: 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***SHOCKING NEW EU NCAP TEST REVEALED*** Renault Captur cheap as chips. 11 weeks ago Reply
_Techius RT : Ideal cars for the nuclear family: 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh no.... I'm in trouble, now :) 11 weeks ago Reply
JamesBickle I think your website is really good, I'm going to head over there and look at the code! 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I saw that website, it's fantastic! ... oh, it's my website. :) 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ideal cars for the nuclear family: 11 weeks ago Reply
DeadChildFucker browsing on-line on that shit 11 weeks ago Reply
RobMThompson I got u ling fam 11 weeks ago Reply
SteDuckworth Yes, speed matters this days. How much of a difference did it make? 11 weeks ago Reply
trinefalbe Hey :) I’m running a UX intro course and love to use you as the “exception to the rule” :)Can you reveal your turnover for 2016 ? 11 weeks ago Reply
knapsackco What's the worst website out there? Here's our nomination: Digging the jacket though… 11 weeks ago Reply
tarungangwani Design inspiration for your post labor day haul: 11 weeks ago Reply
serswjm There is nothing I don't love about this website 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS heh, I have to modify *slightly*, for Google. It's faster now. :) 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ta Robin! 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Some fool and his blog 11 weeks ago Reply
BrowncoatBob האתר הזה פאקען עשה לי את היום 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "UX research" my arse :) You're making it up as you go along. Websites should entertain. 11 weeks ago Reply
sjtanton We're experiencing the power of . Over 9000 views of a three year old blog featured this weekend. 11 weeks ago Reply
Deeganrob Love lingscars! 11 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes You guys should totally have an easter-egg Lingscars type version somewhere 11 weeks ago Reply
chrisnorman7 RT : #javascript #coding #webdev #js This is why I love internet , 11 weeks ago Reply
delcerebro Feel free to slash your wrists if you so desire 11 weeks ago Reply
SteDuckworth It's a compliment. The site's amazing. I noticed you've toned it down a little from previous versions. 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much, ...I think :) 11 weeks ago Reply
Djibou_TeaM grâce à je tombe sur ça : crise de rire (et le pire c'est que je suis persuadé qu'il doit convertir) 11 weeks ago Reply
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Sandylaner77 RT : Found some great inspiration for the next redesign... 11 weeks ago Reply
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SonjaJefferson Wow - that's brilliant Ling! Hope it helps to bring you even more success. Thanks for letting me know ~ Sonja 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS WTF is going on in Russia. I am being invaded!! FFS. Where's NATO when you need them? 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just spotted this KGB/FSB bot on my webpage, for the 16,000th time! 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Floods of visits from Reddit again, today: 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well with Rob's 137 followers, and Mike's 374, this is going to be one hell of a usability survey. :) 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Who said confusing and hard to use? Probably so few visitors... My thoughts were that it's wrist-slashingly boring.… 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey, YOU called ME out. I simply replied. I love the way your brain works back-to front. You need some life/energy… 11 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Heh, not mine. I allow Lings Honda to trade with the name, in Suffolk. 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sonja massive traffic via your website today link is on Reddit 11 weeks ago Reply
asapdevelopers I think we can all take design tips from this website. 11 weeks ago Reply
ctigeek I am totally re-designing my blog like this: 11 weeks ago Reply
richstone99 Found some great inspiration for the next redesign... 11 weeks ago Reply
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zimmermann_st RT : Since called me out, lets ask others. Which site design is better? (#usability, #ux, #IA, #cognitive, sound-auto… 11 weeks ago Reply
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fnafilms Have a look on lingscars dot com for your research at least. Micra's too small for you… 12 weeks ago Reply
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arbz_ Stumbled upon this website: 12 weeks ago Reply
UXDReport RT : Since called me out, lets ask others. Which site design is better? (#usability, #ux, #IA, #cognitive, sound-auto… 12 weeks ago Reply
delcerebro Since called me out, lets ask others. Which site design is better? (#usability, #ux, #IA, #cognitive, so… 12 weeks ago Reply
delcerebro yep. Cobblers kids go barefoot and all that... out of curiosity, what about my website is confusing and hard to use? 12 weeks ago Reply
martinlundvall RT : It's finally here, THE video 12 weeks ago Reply
wonder_dat_ass И выглядит этот котёл как-то так 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We'd like to check this for you. Can you kindly share the booking code via Direct Message? If you did not receive a bo… 12 weeks ago Reply
KLM >> yet, we 'd be happy to create one for you too! 12 weeks ago Reply
KLM We'd like to check this for you. Can you kindly share the booking code via Direct Message? If you did not receive a booking >> 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's Ling. I'm trying to book Tallin to NCL, but your website not showing the prices, it's broken. Can't see w… 12 weeks ago Reply
KLM We are glad to hear that you are happy with the service, Ling! 12 weeks ago Reply
renanmarks RT : Isso é proposital e é muito bom. 12 weeks ago Reply
variant73 Isso é proposital e é muito bom. 12 weeks ago Reply
TobySaidThis I’d also suggest getting a couple of for your keys 12 weeks ago Reply
gerrymcgovern RT : It's finally here, THE video 12 weeks ago Reply
Conversionista It's finally here, THE video 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Despite the NCL -> AMS cancellation today, have immediately re-booked my parents so they won't miss Chengdu fl… 12 weeks ago Reply
REACTaRob RT : ***PHP JOB*** I need a PHP coder to run my website tech and database. £30k+. Best job in the industry. Send me an e. https:/… 12 weeks ago Reply
KLM We'll take good care of them Ling :) 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My parents back to Chengdu with today, from NCL via AMS. Please look after them, surnames Lan & Mao. Ta. 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse, Pedro. 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Herr Junkers, ... Rick is far too polite, and would never say this, but I think he means "please fuck o… 12 weeks ago Reply
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CorbinBright beautiful website 10/10 12 weeks ago Reply
levelsio Jij hebt een leuke Britse voornaam! 12 weeks ago Reply
bcallaars Well I am Dutch, I just moved here in 2009. Originally from Helmond. 12 weeks ago Reply
levelsio You have a nice Dutch name! 12 weeks ago Reply
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bcallaars god she's hilarious 12 weeks ago Reply
bcallaars (next to golden palace casino on the left) 12 weeks ago Reply
bcallaars like 50km, I'm south east of Gateshead in Stanhope. She also has a cluster here: 12 weeks ago Reply
rissa_douglass My team secretly (not so secretly) loves this website lol 12 weeks ago Reply
levelsio Wow how is she close to you 12 weeks ago Reply
bcallaars She's so close to me, I didn't even know she was famous outside of the UK. 12 weeks ago Reply
bcallaars holy shit that one was already called. 12 weeks ago Reply
bcallaars I raise you with 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***PHP JOB*** I need a PHP coder to run my website tech and database. £30k+. Best job in the industry. Send me an e… 12 weeks ago Reply
pepsi_elwin here's your new fav website 12 weeks ago Reply
GarlicChing I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 12 weeks ago Reply
SnowShock35 Reminds me of lingscars :P 12 weeks ago Reply
TobySaidThis A party not in government makes another token statement. How is this relevant to Brexit? 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, it's like watching a ritual grasping of straws. Which bit of "leave the EU" doesn't the Labour party unders… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS despite saying you're open 8-12 Sat, the phone 0345 301 3030 just goes to an EE voicemail. Which is crap as I want to order 12 weeks ago Reply
h1llbillies RT : Opposing it using free speech and protest is how democracy works, being told to shut up and accept it is how dictatorship work… 12 weeks ago Reply
Lordmchaggis I don't think you understand democracy 12 weeks ago Reply
Lordmchaggis RT : Opposing it using free speech and protest is how democracy works, being told to shut up and accept it is how dictatorship work… 12 weeks ago Reply
twychy1 RT : Opposing it using free speech and protest is how democracy works, being told to shut up and accept it is how dictatorship work… 12 weeks ago Reply
longsight9a RT : Opposing it using free speech and protest is how democracy works, being told to shut up and accept it is how dictatorship work… 12 weeks ago Reply
Bournemouth4EU RT : Opposing it using free speech and protest is how democracy works, being told to shut up and accept it is how dictatorship work… 12 weeks ago Reply
marionphoto RT : Opposing it using free speech and protest is how democracy works, being told to shut up and accept it is how dictatorship work… 12 weeks ago Reply
Iloveautumn2 RT : Ah the old shut up and get over it argument 12 weeks ago Reply
BridgfordMark RT : Opposing it using free speech and protest is how democracy works, being told to shut up and accept it is how dictatorship work… 12 weeks ago Reply
marionphoto RT : Not how democracy works is it, even though many might like it to be that way 12 weeks ago Reply
DavidWi69437222 RT : Opposing it using free speech and protest is how democracy works, being told to shut up and accept it is how dictatorship work… 12 weeks ago Reply
grrrahh Opposing it using free speech and protest is how democracy works, being told to shut up and accept it is how dictat… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's exactly how it works. 12 weeks ago Reply
grrrahh Ah the old shut up and get over it argument 12 weeks ago Reply
grrrahh Not how democracy works is it, even though many might like it to be that way 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's called a referendum and an election. Cast your vote then accept the result. 12 weeks ago Reply
PPLiamL Check your insurance policy, if you choose a good insurer they replace lost keys FOC with no… 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The price you pay for cars being unstealable without the key... I agree OUCH! 12 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 Yeah, thought that would be the case, been quoted about £250 from Nissan, ouch! 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My homepage movie is a work of art. Better than most TV ads. 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS yes, you need to return it with all the keys. Value of cars is lower without keys as they are not cheap.… 12 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 have lost a key to our Nissan Juke, will we be stung when returning (due back 04/18) or should we order a new one via Nissan? 12 weeks ago Reply
danrhealy True. The fact that there are at least two presentations and one article out there abou… 12 weeks ago Reply
BrizaPie Ling has a site full of personality, a skilled UX writer/designer will tell you that's not easy, eh ? 12 weeks ago Reply
idsdrache RT : Wenn ihr auto braucht 12 weeks ago Reply
DeadChildFucker browsing on-line on that shit 13 weeks ago Reply
imanimakesgames Our designer at work just subjected me to this: 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jon, then choose what is reported. Ignore the Trump shit and report important things. Surely media can choose. Or j… 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Publish the letters. PDF them and upload and link to them. No law stops you. Get some balls. 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh FFS. Get a grip. 13 weeks ago Reply
fullbeem All four contain vodka yes? 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Having t pull out 4 pins seems to over-complicate it. 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Vlad wins the "POWER CROTCH" competition. Should be a Kremlin meme :) 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, "lose" 300,000 used car sales from their figures and it's just "ooops". Where the fuck are the investigative journalists? 13 weeks ago Reply
ifenn You break rules, but sometimes rules are worth breaking… and there is sound logic underpinning what you… 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy ass :) Each to their own, I guess. My view: if I make plenty of money it's not all that bad UX. :) 13 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Weird. is in my presentation on how to do UX design right. 13 weeks ago Reply
dontdelay 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Exactly. Well, do some REAL journalism for a change, find the truth. Th… 13 weeks ago Reply
lord_sward I can see it. 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What a stunning website ...or is it always that UX people never apply skills to their own w… 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Or do they just guess the figures. This needs proper investigation. Their explanation stinks like mad, can't you see this? 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Re SMMT figure story You are "journalists". Dig deeper. How can an algorithm suddenly develop an error? Always been wrong? 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why can't they publish the algorithm, this stinks. So they "guess" the figures? How can an algorithm… 13 weeks ago Reply
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