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LINGsCARS *** Bummed by Advertising Standards*** The Advertising Standards Authority have spoken! I am BANNED from saying "BM… 144 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Which one did you choose, again? 144 weeks ago Reply
ksoobjoo if ur site looks like this you’re going to jail 144 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Quick survey - if you go to this site (it’s a car lease site, I’m not trying to get you to lease a car), what colour are th… 144 weeks ago Reply
hoagy_ytfc Quick survey - if you go to this site (it’s a car lease site, I’m not trying to get you to lease a car), what colou… 144 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gotta love getting letters like this... 144 weeks ago Reply
TimWJackson RT : Got my WAH! mug in the mail yesterday. Thank you, Ling, for the heartfelt #GodBlessAmerica inscription on the… 145 weeks ago Reply
fiddybux Absolutely hands-down the best website I have ever seen! A website hasn't brought me this much joy since exploring… 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Steve, a pleasure :) Now you need some tea. 145 weeks ago Reply
bpaschal45 i love it 145 weeks ago Reply
SteveStauning Got my WAH! mug in the mail yesterday. Thank you, Ling, for the heartfelt #GodBlessAmerica inscription o… 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Imagine the horror: not being paid for not working! JOIN A UNION and get pay for not working NOW! 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bollocks to #GDPR ... I've been updating my ANTI-SLAVERY statement 145 weeks ago Reply
jenklepper Since everyone is worried about GDPR, I thought I'd share my favorite privacy policy on the internet. Fine web desi… 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS *** TESLA CASH SALE £695 BUY IT NOW *** you put one of these into low orbit! 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS *** NEW S90 VOLVO SMOKER £334 *** Cheaper to lease than a Golf 1.4. Plutocrat car. £37000+ retail price.… 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You also have no profile pic, no real bio, you remain completely anonymous… 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, on the contrary, I analysed your posts, all very pro-Russia and made u… 145 weeks ago Reply
honeyinmyveins Get tips from here 145 weeks ago Reply
kevinmogged Ling showed up today. Name inspired by #lingscars 145 weeks ago Reply
dev_contest No worries. It's always easier to accuse someone of being "bot" rather than… 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Russian bot. 145 weeks ago Reply
dev_contest No, it implies you can't read. 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That implies that you politicise other issues when not "too much at stake". 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Volkswagen outline WLTP car emission changes, note the disruption, but not even a small hint of apology. 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian says my wood has arrived, to a) repair fencing, b) clad barn, c) cover the duck-shooting hide that he built yes… 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, I'm very pro-Brexit :) 145 weeks ago Reply
harryzhuk Sorry I thought you were on the other side 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How can that possibly be, when all the Motor Manufacturers say that #brexit will be the death of them? 145 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb Boring... where's my delorean 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's what the daft Motor Industry say, Ford insist the custom union needed for the EU/… 145 weeks ago Reply
harryzhuk Are you saying that one country can only buy from another country when these two countries are in a custom union? 145 weeks ago Reply
AlexRoebuck My UK-built Civic Type-R has an engine built in Ohio. 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey ...Autoblog say "The F-150's new diesel is a 3.0-liter turbocharged V6. It's built in the UK",… 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS When you say "deplaned", do you mean the passengers alighted? 145 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce crispy? 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian has built me a duck-shooting hide. He stole my rifle! 145 weeks ago Reply
SpartyX95 I guess they all drive government funded BMWs 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They really don't have a sense of humour, I'm in trouble again with the ASA for referring to "BMW bum boys" 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you back on the bus, now? :) 145 weeks ago Reply
Ollie__Hooper Amazing. 145 weeks ago Reply
JohnCairns15 Way too funny - well done Ling x 145 weeks ago Reply
SpartyX95 Did the compliance team ever reply! Will we ever find out! Think they may need to go on a customer liaison course 145 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb That was a great read. What a pathetic company the ASA is 145 weeks ago Reply
DC_F1 I've replied on a seperate parallel timeline 145 weeks ago Reply
DavidIKSmith Already put a complaint into FOS about the flux capacitor modification invalidating the warranty.… 145 weeks ago Reply
DC_F1 This is brilliant! Love the April 1st comment and saying you'd accidentally bought a Reliant from your o… 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How many idiots have complained about this (I know you are not complaining). Here is one:… 145 weeks ago Reply
fakeSamBurnett I had a VW Up through there for three years, was a great deal and all very efficiently done. 145 weeks ago Reply
pod_KAPAKA I think the car is overrated :D:D:D:D 145 weeks ago Reply
DC_F1 It's my first port of call whenever I want to look at leases, it's just tooooo memorable 145 weeks ago Reply
fakeSamBurnett I love that website, it’s genius. 145 weeks ago Reply
DC_F1 The maddest thing about Lings Cars is no longer the madly-designed website - it's the fact you can now LEASE A DELO… 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My TESLA Model 3 is "early 2019" according to 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good thing, but in spirit. The anal application is daft. Some companies, ie Mercedes in this example a… 145 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 Hey - I'm quite surprised you haven't yet had a rant about #GDPR, so tell me... Good thing or Bad thing?… 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Working, working. Updating data sets, it's all gone tits up. MySQL has shit its pants. 145 weeks ago Reply
partychancer Oh, Ling, what's occurring? 145 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes RT : I've added an ANTI-EPILEPSY control to my website #epilepsy 145 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes Nice, although you have to look at the website to find and click them, and you have to know what ray-ban… 145 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've added an ANTI-EPILEPSY control to my website #epilepsy 145 weeks ago Reply
benMarleyMarl RT : The actual real Ling from LingsCars and #dragonsden has written a post about my friends and 146 weeks ago Reply
SethSethUK RT : I was looking for inspiration and your incredible site sprang to mind, really enjoye… 146 weeks ago Reply
benMarleyMarl I was looking for inspiration and your incredible site sprang to mind, really e… 146 weeks ago Reply
northcoders RT : The actual real Ling from LingsCars and #dragonsden has written a post about my friends and 146 weeks ago Reply
_HenryWithers_ The actual real Ling from LingsCars and #dragonsden has written a post about my friends and… 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I like Paul Mason. I don't agree with a lot of what he says, but I'm glad he's out there saying it.… 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear Russian Embassy. HELP! I have so much problem with Russians DDOS-ing and hacking my website… 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ben! Hope you enjoyed. Do you have any improvements to send me? See… 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : H&M was already taken. 146 weeks ago Reply
ixesta RT : Had a great week working with , experimenting with Twitter's #api and using #lingscars amazing w… 146 weeks ago Reply
northcoders RT : Had a great week working with , experimenting with Twitter's #api and using #lingscars amazing w… 146 weeks ago Reply
benMarleyMarl Had a great week working with , experimenting with Twitter's #api and using #lingscars amaz… 146 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine Awesome! Happy to help. 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nick, see 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nick, thanks!! Email me your address sales.com (or DM) and I'll send you a WAH! mug for you to… 146 weeks ago Reply
hulkSM4SH You have 100% more farms than I do. Good work. Nice path. A+ 146 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine By all means use me. Here's an image of the university. I brought up the site during my lecture to illus… 146 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine Will do - my goal is to make it ridiculously simple to execute good UX. Pretty sure your expertise quali… 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good, go teach your students how simple it is. Noddy car 50p/ride supermarket display from eBay. Rest is… 146 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine Very much so! 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You like it??? :) 146 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine My life is complete 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've deployed my latest "feel-good" homepage. Featuring NOBBY. Do a refresh to clear your cache.… 146 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine More info on course: the course explores methods of usability inspection, design, and advocacy - with a… 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS *** CREATING A LOVELY POND-SIDE PATH *** Ian has been busy at my farm. 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 5 mins from Deploy! Turn up your speakers, Noddy in Cantonese! (couldn't find putong-hua version) 146 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine Awesome! I teach Usability Analysis at Florida State University College of Communication and Information… 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In 10 minutes, I'm deploying my new NOBBY front page! You are the first to know. Be proud :) 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nick, if you have any info I can use on FB about your course, happy to drag you into it :) 146 weeks ago Reply
ncswaine Hey I teach a graduate level Usability Analysis course and always use your site to illustrate how good U… 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The most miserable for me, you just cost me a fiver :( hahaha! 146 weeks ago Reply
kieranjamesfox Literally the happiest day of my life 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oooops, making my cars loon expensive. I'll move it to £10 for 20. Ta! 146 weeks ago Reply
GrantWinney If it were possible for the internet to throw up all over you, it'd look like this. 146 weeks ago Reply
_jcb__ think you need to correct the fag calculator on the site. The day I get 18 fags for £6.04 is the day I'm… 146 weeks ago Reply
DerekFr78350713 come in the post today thanks 146 weeks ago Reply
justin_r_slack I am sure you know 146 weeks ago Reply
Drybeer Win at life with an mug! 146 weeks ago Reply
fabioperrella Crazy website! 146 weeks ago Reply
Jec91 Everyone needs to be aware of the Ling's Cars website it horrific/glorious 146 weeks ago Reply
jensroland The most glorious example I can think of is Ling’s Cars: 146 weeks ago Reply
tim_nolet No thread on this subject is complete without an obligatory link to Ling's Car Rental. "I am Ling, you… 146 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wah! : 146 weeks ago Reply
dangerworm Aww, I love obnoxious websites. Is it worse than ? 146 weeks ago Reply
hulkSM4SH RT : Congratulations are in order! Our developer Damien is the proud winner of a Wah Mug - We couldn't be more prou… 146 weeks ago Reply
bencfranklin RT : Congratulations are in order! Our developer Damien is the proud winner of a Wah Mug - We couldn't be more prou… 146 weeks ago Reply
qubadigital Congratulations are in order! Our developer Damien is the proud winner of a Wah Mug - We couldn't be mo… 146 weeks ago Reply
ihuntington Wonderful! And there is a link to my favourite 146 weeks ago Reply
ohprosecco Also in relation to insta dm look at you won’t bekive me but this is a legit… 147 weeks ago Reply
sql_williamd and of course: 147 weeks ago Reply
_yuks best website on the internet 147 weeks ago Reply
richardkotze Ling's cars design is crazy and people really like it. #FunFunFrontend 147 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't tell me; you want a V12 Tesla Supercharged convertible in gold... for £200/month. Hmmm. :) 147 weeks ago Reply
richaskew You don’t want a 13 year old A-Class with a broken window do you? 147 weeks ago Reply
spamoom Your tweet sent me on a leasing mission and now I’ve chosen my next car 147 weeks ago Reply
richaskew Yet more car trouble, car window stuck open now. I’m coming! 147 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mercedes Benz #GDPR fail. They send me someone else's MB Financial Services PIN number (also on plain email). Doubl… 147 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Who (the fuck) is APPLEGATE? I hung up on them... 147 weeks ago Reply
finnmcb I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 147 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks!!! And he's gong-fu expert. :) 147 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 Hmm.... I see another ASA letter heading your way 147 weeks ago Reply
AndrewRPucci For the record, , mentioned how much he loved your site. #breaktaboo 147 weeks ago Reply
mdigirolUX Sounds like a great way to do raffles next year... :) 147 weeks ago Reply
AndrewRPucci So far today, there's been mention of and building empathy. Lots of UX bingo opportunities. #UXPABOS18 147 weeks ago Reply
NickHolroyd Into my second lecture at #UXPABOS18 , both have mentioned my favorite website 147 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse Michael, hope you enjoy the mug! :) 147 weeks ago Reply
MichaelCaleigh Thanks for the mug #waaah #notshowingthemessage #hilarious 147 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Got some sexy Audi A4s for September delivery. Black Edition. But you can also get them in white (???) £277/mth… 147 weeks ago Reply
kpizzu1 RT : Managment of this website must be exhausting :-) 147 weeks ago Reply
SiBarberPhoto RT : The Advertising Standards Authority issue me a draft censure. They need to get down with Nigerian hipster street-speak. They… 147 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The Advertising Standards Authority issue me a draft censure. They need to get down with Nigerian hipster street-sp… 147 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, it does change a bit... slightly modernised, lately. 147 weeks ago Reply
ddmfhsuk I love you Ling. Ever since your time on the Den, may your site never change. :) 147 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks for the referral. I do my best to help everyone become psychedelic drug-free by simply cli… 147 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Must say, was really great, getting my little Reading Rooms auctioned off at a profit :) Recommend! 147 weeks ago Reply
ddmfhsuk May I also suggest lings cars for the early morning free trip the website provides - 147 weeks ago Reply
alexandrialucy9 I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 147 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've moved a small coal wagon railway thing, in Grange Villa, Co Durham 147 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I was lucky enough to do some work with recently and got this smashing mug for my troubles! Cheers, Ling Mate! htt… 147 weeks ago Reply
MPLANTAH I was lucky enough to do some work with recently and got this smashing mug for my troubles! Cheers, Ling… 147 weeks ago Reply
JInspiriation If you like that you’ll love 148 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Director is a great pal, and customer... I'm sure if you ask him he'll send you some cha, Robert. 148 weeks ago Reply
JoaHered Me hiciste acordar a esto 148 weeks ago Reply
XpTaoZ I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 148 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh. 148 weeks ago Reply
gbarkerdesign WOW!!!! 148 weeks ago Reply
bleepster71 RT : ***KIDS DOING MORNING EXERCISES*** In Chengdu, I walked past this, this morning. Reminds me of when I was at school. I think… 148 weeks ago Reply
andyredfern You might be surprised. Lobley hill primary school, just round the corner from your office, do it every day. 148 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***KIDS DOING MORNING EXERCISES*** In Chengdu, I walked past this, this morning. Reminds me of when I was at school… 148 weeks ago Reply
Jon3103 Does this Dick come in the box? 148 weeks ago Reply
ianc1990z I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 148 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Laced with Novichok agent. Also, Holly didn't wash her hands before packing the mug! e-Coli YummmmmmmMMMmmm. 148 weeks ago Reply
ianberryphotos Just about to have a brew in my new mug I won head over to their website and see if you can win one! 148 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Super duper! Glad you are happy. 148 weeks ago Reply
johnnygriffo Yes! My mug has arrived! Thank you! 148 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks, sorted. 148 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks, sorted. 148 weeks ago Reply
nickparnell_esq Site down methinks 148 weeks ago Reply
PonkysMosquera RT : PWA? Who needs PWA anymore? Meet , the best website on the Internet 148 weeks ago Reply
TomWade In a world full of esports organisations we're long overdue for a clan back on the scene! Plus looks l… 148 weeks ago Reply
nekrtemplar RT : PWA? Who needs PWA anymore? Meet , the best website on the Internet 148 weeks ago Reply
henrylim96 PWA? Who needs PWA anymore? Meet , the best website on the Internet 148 weeks ago Reply
AdzR Just been reminded of the wonder that is 148 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've just saved your evening... :) 149 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Sleep well, Ling. X 149 weeks ago Reply
ifenn I arrive early and choose the best seat. And these days I have to choose what I eat carefully, sadly. 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm gong back to sleep, aircon has worked its magic. You'd hate China, it's as noisy as fuc… 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How do you cope with those noisy Chinese restaurants that you like? Let's hope the chef doe… 149 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Some more reading for you. :-) 149 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Yes, it’s in my head. It’s a cognitive issue, not a hearing issue. Some reading for whe… 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, fuck. Do they set the train at 9,000ft like a 747, or 6,000 ft like… 149 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Even earplugs - by design - do not block out all noise. And ear plug… 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Maybe it's inside your head. A simple solution would be a small mirror. When you have issues, just glance into it :) 149 weeks ago Reply
ifenn No, Ling. That does not work. Trust me. I have been through about a dozen pairs. 149 weeks ago Reply
ifenn LOL. I have only flown BA over the past five years. I’m Gold with th… 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There is. You put them on and leave them turned OFF. They muffle noise n… 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian, you get groped on BA, you get starved at NCL airport, always have i… 149 weeks ago Reply
ifenn LOL. Noise-cancelling headphones play noise and reduce the noise fro… 149 weeks ago Reply
ifenn LOL. They would have got some great footage of me earlier in the week struggling to get… 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's an oxymoron. Of course noise cancelling headphones reduce noise. It's in the name. 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What will happen? The same as when Jeremy Corbyn made all that shit… 149 weeks ago Reply
ifenn If you have a sensitivity to noise, noise-cancelling headphones don’t help. I wish they did. 149 weeks ago Reply
ifenn I appreciate straight talk. It’s easier to demonstrate when people are making a… 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Noise cancelling headphones? 149 weeks ago Reply
ifenn I’m always in the first row, Ling. And business class is generally q… 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh God, poor Virgin Trains. Brace yourselves! Luckily they have a no-nonsense person… 149 weeks ago Reply
ifenn As for BA, they are starting to listen too, particularly in relation to passenge… 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian, how on earth do you manage to sit on all those noisy, cramped, shor… 149 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Hey, I met a couple of lovely managers at on Friday. They asked me i… 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear , lovable though he is, Ian is a serial complainer (ble… 149 weeks ago Reply
MeganMc_ox I hate u omg 149 weeks ago Reply
TheAdamGalloway I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 149 weeks ago Reply
Mousefox13 is the greatest website i've ever been on in my entire life 149 weeks ago Reply
SteveStauning Yes, let’s hope! 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Steve, let's hope US Customs, Homeland Security and the US Postal Service play the game. And the Uk Post Office don… 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thx!!! 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Kirsty, thanks for the pics and Tweet! They should have invited me, I would have brought a box of WAH! mugs to Leed… 149 weeks ago Reply
UDAdvantage RT : Did you know is sending me a #WahMug? I can honestly say it will be my favorite piece of dealership swag ev… 149 weeks ago Reply
SteveStauning Did you know is sending me a #WahMug? I can honestly say it will be my favorite piece of dealership sw… 149 weeks ago Reply
alexburaks Все конечно знают про "самый ужасный сайт в интернете" . Но мало кто знает, что у него и в h… 149 weeks ago Reply
0x7b2 Er... 149 weeks ago Reply
Portzapine #LINGsCARS the fact that this website actually makes money confuses me. the layout and design looks so early-2000s-ish? 149 weeks ago Reply
parand . Just showed me , an absolutely crazy website that's apparently very successful.… 149 weeks ago Reply
Tentabrobpy What is your professional wib designer opinion on 149 weeks ago Reply
Blink_Norwich My favourite code comments are here - view-source: 149 weeks ago Reply
alexmziegler EU NEM SEI O QUE DIZER 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ruth, are they cooking up chargeable output? Heh? 149 weeks ago Reply
thattallguy The word you're looking for is "Poutine", but close enough. 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Merci, or whatever you say in Canada. :) 149 weeks ago Reply
marulango I have a new favorite website. Yes, I’m dead serious. 149 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 I love the fact that these 2 Tweets were together. 149 weeks ago Reply
letkma RT : This is the most amazing car dealership website I've ever seen in my whole entire life. 149 weeks ago Reply
thattallguy This is the most amazing car dealership website I've ever seen in my whole entire life. 149 weeks ago Reply
jimfenton Salted too, please. 149 weeks ago Reply
TheEOTWAWKI This is the future of web design. 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why are you lying? You typed script code in my LINGO. You used PAUL.CONCEPTBS.COM email, which is linked to T… 149 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews That's not how I work, but you're welcome to your opinion. 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Fuck off. 149 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews #MD5 is neither encoding, nor suitable for #password storage. Instead... use bCrypt, PBKDF2 or Argon2. cc… 149 weeks ago Reply
jarhammar Eller hur :) Kolla även in Storbritanniens största begagnade bil-försäljare som har den urartningen s… 149 weeks ago Reply
beefymike Cos he's a twat touting for trade by attempting to hack into websites. Absolute timewaster! 149 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla I don't know the details - just she's on my wouldn't mess with list 149 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews I've never had any dealings with them, but anyone who handles Duncan like that deserves a chance :) 149 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla I guess it's for when she's in the UK people can reach her. obvs not speaki… 149 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews Thanks Carla... I've already emailed her. Not sure why there's a phone number on the site… 149 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla as you know is in China you could always you know email her - all… 149 weeks ago Reply
_jcb__ Thank Paul, let him know you'll address it with his help when you return, enjoy your break… 149 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews Spent the last hour trying to call , it's always engaged. The path to responsible disclosure really eats into your day! 149 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews I'd suggest keeping this offline Ling; I'm trying to help here... which will become obvious shortly. 149 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews To be fair Josh, Ling doesn't know me. A quick Google search should reveal I'm not about to des… 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Josh, with all respect, fuck off. I'm risking the CN Internet Police here doing this shit today, I've been FAR too… 149 weeks ago Reply
_jcb__ I think you should really be thankful as oppose to making this into a drama. It's going to… 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm in China! With my family! FFS. sales.com, please. 149 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews What's the best email address for you? You're welcome to call me to discuss if you wish. 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm in China , my day has been ruined, was it you? I've been trying to find who it was, I've entered… 149 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews I'd rather pass them over to you/your team for review please. Hope you're well. 149 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews Do you really want me to share security concerns publicly? 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I prefer public. 149 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Reviews Can you follow please Ling? Thanks. 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have been told it's but may not be. I'm asking... 149 weeks ago Reply
Petterroea Why would it be someone you know? 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS To Paul, was that YOU typing code in my LINGO? Can you confirm? 149 weeks ago Reply
GazTheJourno RT : Mike, hi I am Ling from . I'm looking for Paul Moore, he is trying to exploit my syst… 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mike, hi I am Ling from . I'm looking for Paul Moore, he is trying to exploi… 149 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey Paul ... are you trying to break my LINGO? I'm in China, but fuck, got a thousand alerts about you.… 149 weeks ago Reply
anthony62490 So you're the one who built ? 149 weeks ago Reply
RobMThompson RT : Did you know that Ling Valentine of is the only car dealer in the world to use a nuclear missile to advertise… 149 weeks ago Reply
trendjackers Did you know that Ling Valentine of is the only car dealer in the world to use a nuclear missile to adve… 149 weeks ago Reply
jlealess Here’s some more inspiration for your portfolio vision board: 149 weeks ago Reply
ItWillGlow All will be revealed soon, good Graham 150 weeks ago Reply
gramatter Please let one of them be Ling Valentine aka 150 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla have a safe trip 150 weeks ago Reply
mrheston Never forget 150 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS On my way to NCL for shitty trip to China... 150 weeks ago Reply
MathieuLorber today's inspirational website 150 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal I know the feeling. We’ve spent waaaay too much on car leasing 150 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Spent too much on Himalayan Balsam :) 150 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal I thought you’d have bought your own ex-military plane by now so you wouldn’t have to mix with the publi… 150 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS OKdokey alligator. 150 weeks ago Reply
ifenn I will message you in the morning, once I know my plans. :-) 150 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Phew, I was worried they'd spit in *my* coffee, too :) I am going via AMS at 13 something 150 weeks ago Reply
ifenn London. :-p 150 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you going to AMS? 150 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Tomorrow. Lunchtime onwards. 150 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Where? At the customer service desk? When are you at NCL? 150 weeks ago Reply
ifenn What time? Let’s meet up. 150 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear and . Tomorrow I fly to China (NCL to PEK). You are both experts, so please supply me with a l… 150 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tomorrow I fly to China on a KLM plane but with China Southern ticket. So I'll be bundled in the "Chinese" section.… 150 weeks ago Reply
StevenOakes looking at the new brand palette and logo, I can only imagine the new sites you're building at the mo… 150 weeks ago Reply
apanathi Hallo! Vielleicht wollt ihr ja mal über sprechen im Kontext… 150 weeks ago Reply
joygabriela Melhor site, sempre 150 weeks ago Reply
kevindixie The website that goes against all rules of UX and UI and still makes loads of money, you must view the page source!! 150 weeks ago Reply
BerceCreative Both! 150 weeks ago Reply
TrueStoryYOUTUB RT : . website has been called “one of the best websites ever” as well as “the worst website on the internet”. Grea… 150 weeks ago Reply
Sir56ALot The Internet, circa 1995 150 weeks ago Reply
DavidIKSmith Trying to imagine magnum opus in a NZ accent. Mignum Erpus? 150 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hamish, should I write upside down for you? 150 weeks ago Reply
guppymann my design class and i would be interested in knowing your source of inspiration for your magnum opus of… 150 weeks ago Reply
peachmilktm RT : I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 150 weeks ago Reply
klaiis_ RT : I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 150 weeks ago Reply
pending_url I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 150 weeks ago Reply
cindybidar You mean this guy? 150 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 I only recently found out there was a right way and wrong way to put a tyre on a wheel! Hadn't even thought about it. 150 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Do you park with your wheel logos facing the correct way up? Hours of entertainment watching you park. 150 weeks ago Reply
creative_asset This website breaks all the rules, yet manages to be completely epic 151 weeks ago Reply
mamaiow20 RT : . website has been called “one of the best websites ever” as well as “the worst website on the internet”. Grea… 151 weeks ago Reply
superhi_ When you get a bit carried away on your website 151 weeks ago Reply
nikkitaliaferro happy friday, lol 151 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Better! :) Naples is lovely, spend some time there, in the back streets. 151 weeks ago Reply
peterthepotter Have a great trip ⚽️ the uk 151 weeks ago Reply
SteveFowler Trust me - I pay for plenty of flights! Now flying to Naples and getting the train. Nicer and cheaper. 151 weeks ago Reply
UKBALANCEPARTY I don't disagree 151 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, there you go that's the answer. High demand. Easy. EasyJet are in biz to make a profit, not subsidise daft fo… 151 weeks ago Reply
UKBALANCEPARTY The draw was only made today so i don't think booking earlier was an option 151 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The cruel answer would be that motoring journos never pay for ANY flights, so when they join the rest of us having… 151 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Not rip-off;- supply and demand. It's a fotty game, bound to be busy. Why didn't you book earlier? This might be th… 151 weeks ago Reply
HubNutVids Thanks. I'll stick to cars over 20 years old then. Sorted. 151 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 I believe does help get people what they want in a very different way. And she works hard to keep it that way. 151 weeks ago Reply
bj43045 worth a read 151 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey there is a huge fuck-up coming thanks to VW + testing in the UK/EU car market. I explain:… 151 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS UK new car industry in a GIANT fuck-up. I explain (can anyone do a better explanaition?) 151 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hope not. 151 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This gives a flavour of my new Waka-Ling-Wood style car presentations, on my website soon. 151 weeks ago Reply
Hinterecke Ik heb ook eens bij Jimdo gekeken maar net als bij Wix en JouwWeb mis ik daar toch iets. Het decorum en de finesse… 151 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes Well, and, all the entertainment isn't getting in the way of most people actually leasing a car, no? 151 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear ...having looked at your website, it's utter nonsense. I put you in the "nutter" basket. - Ling 151 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I make money because... a) Emotion always wins, b) Cars should be fun, c) Customers are humans d) Entertaining peop… 151 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb! 151 weeks ago Reply
donkeypig03 I added a video to a playlist Drugos (Despacito) LINGsCARS website promo 151 weeks ago Reply
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Tony52Oaks Still better than the HMRC website 151 weeks ago Reply
princesssss45 RT : . website has been called “one of the best websites ever” as well as “the worst website on the internet”. Grea… 151 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've sold my Reading Room property and made £6,000. I rant about the taxes supporting non-tax payers. Here:… 151 weeks ago Reply
JMurphyYMCA Here is the successful antithesis of website quality... 151 weeks ago Reply
gthartley Now this, *this* is how you design a damn website #ux #visualdesign #minimal #lessismore 151 weeks ago Reply
zachpennington This is an amazing car site. 151 weeks ago Reply
aykrmela Si la echas mucho de menos. aquí tienes metadona: 151 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Get filling it with tea! 151 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much Ian, but I think you mis-counted. I have 4,549 email deal requests from you! 151 weeks ago Reply
kylefox so i never miss an opportunity to lease an automobile cheaply 151 weeks ago Reply
OllyMochizuki Still the best website in the world - WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THAT MINI MOVIE! 151 weeks ago Reply
Bagaudas RT : Hace como 8 años que descubrí esta web y sigo enfermizamente enamorada de ella. La han rediseñado desde entonces, que conste,… 151 weeks ago Reply
editora RT : Hace como 8 años que descubrí esta web y sigo enfermizamente enamorada de ella. La han rediseñado desde entonces, que conste,… 151 weeks ago Reply
aykrmela tendría que ser de análisis obligatorio en todo curso, máster o lo que sea relacionado con diseño web y UX. 151 weeks ago Reply
aykrmela Hace como 8 años que descubrí esta web y sigo enfermizamente enamorada de ella. La han rediseñado desde entonces, q… 151 weeks ago Reply
aykrmela ¡Eh, que la han rediseñado! Pero no han perdido la esencia psicotrópica 151 weeks ago Reply
trendjackers . website has been called “one of the best websites ever” as well as “the worst website on the internet”.… 151 weeks ago Reply
trendjackers . website has been called “one of the best websites ever” as well as “the worst website on the internet”.… 151 weeks ago Reply
Eggymundo Thanks Ling! LOL 152 weeks ago Reply
ianaddison There isn't a madder website in the world than but bloody hell their customer service and support is inc… 152 weeks ago Reply
SolaMollitia попробуй 152 weeks ago Reply
PepGuar62828480 Please stop fucking your mom. Yes, she’s ugly and old and you like it, but s… 152 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Robert, our fishermen DO NOT stink of garlic, hahaha! But their (French fishermen) dir… 152 weeks ago Reply
RedHotSquirrel We are not the French. 152 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hardly Dunkirk. If you took a lesson from the French fishermen, you would simply block… 152 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Appreciate your humour in the face of adversity. But please stop nerve-gassing the UK. 152 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I ABUSE DATA PROTECTION LAWS. I admit it. 152 weeks ago Reply
voiceofrazin Oh my days. Their FAQs are a bunch of videos.... 152 weeks ago Reply
voiceofrazin These guys are off their nut! 152 weeks ago Reply
voiceofrazin Wow "Faxing the card is bad news because you will look like a Jamaican coal min… 152 weeks ago Reply
ltsDB No they don't. Dragoons originally were a class of mounted infantry, who used horses for m… 152 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS All you need to do now is figure out how to spell "Dragon" :) 152 weeks ago Reply
logz05 WOW! Check it out! LINGsCARS Watched this week's #LoyaltyLoop video and really enjoyed it. I'm so proud!… 152 weeks ago Reply
im_womb I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 152 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes RT : WOW! Check it out! Watched this week's #LoyaltyLoop video and really enjoyed it. I'm so proud! 152 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : WOW! Check it out! Watched this week's #LoyaltyLoop video and really enjoyed it. I'm so proud! 152 weeks ago Reply
DrewDavisHere WOW! Check it out! Watched this week's #LoyaltyLoop video and really enjoyed it. I'm so proud!… 152 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS and socks? with my head on. 152 weeks ago Reply
markrowe169 Don't let them beat you :) they couldn't beat see and 152 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey, I saw this and thought of you... it's Brian Spanner. 152 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is this an April fool? You're late... "We've issued an efit for of a suspect in a distraction burglary… 152 weeks ago Reply
logz05 LINGsCARS Hey Ling! Thanks a ton. So glad you enjoyed it. :) DrewDavisHere #DigitalMarketing 152 weeks ago Reply
logz05 LINGsCARS Hey Ling! I did a video today all about LINGsCARS :) What do you think? DrewDavisHere #DigitalMarketing 152 weeks ago Reply
DrewDavisHere Hey Ling! Thanks a ton. So glad you enjoyed it. :) 152 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Andrew "Drew" Davis analyses my website - remarkably accurate. And very entertaining. Worth to watch… 152 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, thanks!! You nail it I think. We live in an emotional world, eh? I am FB-ing your vid... it's very good! Than… 152 weeks ago Reply
DrewDavisHere Hey Ling! I did a video today all about :) What do you think? 152 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***HAPPY EASTER*** The baby Jesus died (as mainly celebrated in the UK by eating Cadbury's Creme Eggs)... for THIS… 152 weeks ago Reply
NotAHorseLime I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 153 weeks ago Reply
twoskinz For a moment I thought had redesigned their website. Fortunately f… 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I want an R107! 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The #vegans are going fucking mental. Just because someone asked me for a vegan car... 153 weeks ago Reply
MoreWillie is hiring 153 weeks ago Reply
EdGetsIt The latest #DealershipToday Superstars Report! Thanks to #tsla #automotive 153 weeks ago Reply
GeorgeCochrane1 RT : Children. A four door saloon car. 153 weeks ago Reply
TattyMK Dead dinosaurs 153 weeks ago Reply
Kowalski_24_ RT : Children. A four door saloon car. 153 weeks ago Reply
GeorgeNicolasUK Can’t see why jap import being leased would be a problem. Worth trying again 153 weeks ago Reply
Bangernomics Children. A four door saloon car. 153 weeks ago Reply
Kowalski_24_ Same with my XJC. 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 1=yes if not JDM. Jap was the issue. 2=I own them outright, then lease them out. 3=10 cars 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . found my W123 pic, just after I got it 3 years ago. Mexican wheels! 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lots, and the specialist ones too. Cars were Jap imports+on lease. that's the insurance issue. 153 weeks ago Reply
GeorgeNicolasUK Ooh, that would work. Which insurers did you approach? 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I sent email to james... with survey. keep it private pls. But fuck me, the responses! 153 weeks ago Reply
hiltonholloway Twin ashtrays... 153 weeks ago Reply
Bangernomics The coolest thing about my Dad's Daimler is that you could press the button to change fuel tanks. When it worked. 153 weeks ago Reply
Bangernomics Now that is a cockpit and engine room. 153 weeks ago Reply
trafficbasher You could probably just leave it at “bloody insurance companies”... 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . bloody insurance companies wouldn't touch leased JDMs. 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . bloody insurance companies would touch leased JDMs. 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . I'll flood you both with a few pics, I had it all arranged. Look at these 153 weeks ago Reply
Bangernomics Excellent work. Flood the interweb with these, it is what it was built for... 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . I'll flood you both with a few pics, I had it all arranged. Look at these cars! 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . I'll flood you both with a few pics, I had it all arranged. Look at these cars! Look a… 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS These are all "last of the real Mercs". My W123 Auto is a bit rusty at the edges, but d… 153 weeks ago Reply
Bangernomics At least you tried. Top effort. 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I found a supplier. In Wetherby! I did market research. Gonna be XJ12s, Beetles, Merc SL &123 and RR… 153 weeks ago Reply
Bangernomics You have excellent taste in old rubbish. Think you should lease 82 or 83 on Ys for the niche fanboys on Twitface. 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, she (sorry) has to live under the "Dad's an expert on shitters" cloud. I have an old W123, a 23… 153 weeks ago Reply
Bangernomics Watcha Ling. No bangers for her, she'll have the most modern motor on the drive. I'll try the Kuga angle… 153 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Hey Mr Ruppert :) Get him a lease car! I've got Kugas (4x4) at just over £200/mth on 3-year. you'll… 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The gift that keeps giving. He (like Jon Snow) always represents the EU as "Europe". As in "we're leaving Europe". 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey Mr Ruppert :) Get him a lease car! I've got Kugas (4x4) at just over £200/mth on 3-year.… 153 weeks ago Reply
davecoveney We broke it. So much for super duper scalable infrastructure. We're trying to work out the root problem. 153 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Don't call me Shirley... 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Problem seems to be adding the "https://", can't be arsed to investigate but something is wrong Shirley 153 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Works on my phone... 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently, #vegans (oh no, worse than #cyclists ) are being outraged by me... here 153 weeks ago Reply
followersofLing Amen 153 weeks ago Reply
apwilliamstech You’ve got to love Ling! 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here we go again. The ASA attack me again (this morning), this time about BMW drivers. 153 weeks ago Reply
davelorrez Die privacy policy van :) 153 weeks ago Reply
HaruIchigoDesu Вот да, мне тоже начинает так казаться. Но этот мужик всех переиграл конечно по части современного иск… 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why do the SMMT say stuff like this in their Press Releases? Remaining part of the single market an… 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are the complete idiots? We're leaving. Is the SMMT deaf? You need to watch more TV. So why say "Remaining pa… 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So much shit talked about the new #GDPR data protection rules. Ignore it all. My take is here:… 153 weeks ago Reply
cbcodes y en /webcams puedes ver su oficina y hasta ponerles ruidos (a esta hora ya no están) 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yeah well, still filmin' at the moment. have some examples in a week (hopefully) 153 weeks ago Reply
SquidFish_ i'm very interested in seeing the full version of this 153 weeks ago Reply
lyonsinbeta #100DaysOfDesign R1D24 asked us to look at a page with bad Information Architecture so I went for the double whammy… 153 weeks ago Reply
Wakaliwood RT : My new "car salesman" homepage promos are taking shape slowly. Here David sells a BMW. Missing me in the frame at the moment… 153 weeks ago Reply
followersofLing 10/10 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new "car salesman" homepage promos are taking shape slowly. Here David sells a BMW. Missing me in the frame at t… 153 weeks ago Reply
Junyi_RockPanda Best of the day #adobesummit2018 153 weeks ago Reply
LordoftheNap do you approve or dissaprove of gay? Thank you in advance. 153 weeks ago Reply
ViewdataUK ASCII-Art in the source ..! 153 weeks ago Reply
PeterKVT80 I looked at Ling's coding. It took an expert to make her website look amateurish. Rebecc… 153 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud I refer you to the lovely work of art that is Ling is a legend. He… 153 weeks ago Reply
lorna_tilley I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS heh :) 153 weeks ago Reply
jollife - eher Kult, aber passt trotzdem gut! 153 weeks ago Reply
jlwood92 Thanks for the mug 153 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, I favour LEAVE absolutely. Why would I change? I support the UK being independent. ... by the way, the EU shoul… 153 weeks ago Reply
followersofLing My lord we will get you some drugs. 154 weeks ago Reply
cjjmccray Have you changed your position on the EU referendum, or are you of the same position? If still leave, co… 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Of course (serious answer) 154 weeks ago Reply
cjjmccray So there is a future in politics? (srs question) 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mike has gone a bit nutty. Bless him. 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's the drugs. The drugs. Gimme more drugs :) 154 weeks ago Reply
JC_Chitty how does Ling negotiate these prices!! Amazing value! 154 weeks ago Reply
david_nufc95 Thanks. Should be sorted now. 154 weeks ago Reply
northo Sure you're aware.... 154 weeks ago Reply
jasonogle How to design non-addictive UX 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Not for me. 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Here is said mug that I won. I also won a trip to the USA and $10k spending money. That required a clever sentence, too. It… 154 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele is your website down? 154 weeks ago Reply
markhyson Have a look at her website. 154 weeks ago Reply
family_jules Oh. 154 weeks ago Reply
markhyson You’re being extra brave today Jules. I hope SHE goes easy on you. 154 weeks ago Reply
family_jules He can come and have a go if he thinks he's hard enough. 154 weeks ago Reply
markhyson You wait until Ling reads that! 154 weeks ago Reply
family_jules Sell out! 154 weeks ago Reply
markhyson Also Jules, I’m under strict instructions to tweet about this. You don’t mess with Ling.… 154 weeks ago Reply
markhyson That was a few years ago. Early naughties. 154 weeks ago Reply
family_jules Hang on a minute - you won a trip to the States and you're posting about a mug? 154 weeks ago Reply
markhyson Here is said mug that I won. I also won a trip to the USA and $10k spending money. That required a clever sentence… 154 weeks ago Reply
markhyson WAH! I won a mug from I once won a brand new Peugeot 30something. All I had to do was wri… 154 weeks ago Reply
WordsUntangled Hahah, thank you for the good laugh! 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey you were only **MARGINALLY** beaten by Putin! You got 60% share of a 65% turnout in North Durham,… 154 weeks ago Reply
AndrewGJarvis probably broke down leaving the showroom ;-) 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS INVISIBLE CAR .... my customers choose the 2018 "most invisible car." 154 weeks ago Reply
timmcshee I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy Arse as they say in Barcelona! 154 weeks ago Reply
WordsUntangled I have found THE GREATEST #website in the world. Introducing... ! I just love how Ling completely owns he… 154 weeks ago Reply
duellsy How have I never seen this masterpiece? 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is promoting tax avoidance, you know. "Tax avoidance is the legal usage of the tax regime in a single territor… 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "It buys us 21 months extra before the money runs out". 154 weeks ago Reply
dvergur Er Gylfi Ægisson búinn að færa úr kvíarnar og kominn í vefhönnun? 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Can I interest you in an article idea - read their Tweets, talk about their Tweets, give me a link :) - L… 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb Tweet. Who wouldn't want this? 154 weeks ago Reply
followersofLing True deals are with our Lord 154 weeks ago Reply
UnheiligenEngel I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 154 weeks ago Reply
KerberosProject Sometimes we all just need to be a little more wacky, so go on over to website for some straight up wack… 154 weeks ago Reply
nickjowen TY 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A few. Have a look at these: 154 weeks ago Reply
nickjowen Hey Ling, do you guys do 12 months lease? 154 weeks ago Reply
SMHuntington New favorite website 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is the UK's - arm animals, fight fire with fire. Support Trump. Concealed-carry for cats. Strange to use… 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is that #3 famous Belgian? 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How you sey? Dem send you? God don butta my bread. Wetin dey happen?... Me: Put mi for trouble, put leg for road ar… 154 weeks ago Reply
jrosell Owner Driven Design 154 weeks ago Reply
RussellGlen2 excellent, those Nigerians chaps do seem to be a bit dodgy, the rascals must have learnt it under British Colonial rule !!!! 154 weeks ago Reply
RussellGlen2 Dont piss on electric fence ! when kids get a belt they learn quickly, but some never learn 154 weeks ago Reply
RussellGlen2 Nothing screams I am a vain arrogant git than a personalised numberplate, Mr Plod like them easy to reme… 154 weeks ago Reply
RussellGlen2 Bitcoin hahahahaha is he a drug dealer ?, Bitcoin as much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle 154 weeks ago Reply
ay8s Wut? I thought you loved 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is she Craig Lockwood's sister? 154 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There is an argument to allow stupid children to electrocute themselves. Darwinism? 154 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : Crowd-Collecting UPDATE: Bad debtor Craig Lockwood has paid me £400, (4-years late) but still owes well over £1000. He is mo… 154 weeks ago Reply
UKBALANCEPARTY so blatant 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Crowd-Collecting UPDATE: Bad debtor Craig Lockwood has paid me £400, (4-years late) but still owes well over £1000.… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ....this PHOTOSHOPPED personalised numberplate... 155 weeks ago Reply
carmangear This is Margaret Lockwood if that helps? 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey CRAIG LOCKWOOD owes me lots of money for over 4-years… 155 weeks ago Reply
stefanmanku RT : This is Craig Lockwood. He owes me well over £1000. Who recognises him? 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is Craig Lockwood. He owes me well over £1000. Who recognises him? 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS is Craig Lockwood still with you? 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you *STILL* carping on about losing the EU referendum? 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, get lobbying your MP. You've probably not done that. 155 weeks ago Reply
CobainSchofield What on Earth is this 90s throwback of a website?! 155 weeks ago Reply
dawn_dawnsoa RT : According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 155 weeks ago Reply
Annock I actually think the level should be 0 life is too short to put yourself and others in dang… 155 weeks ago Reply
Stuart17Martin Agree your limit should be lower, need to get people of the mind set that if driving it's NO alcohol. 155 weeks ago Reply
C0RTN33 Not mentioned here is that the clock starts at the first drink not the last. 155 weeks ago Reply
Nighthawk3319 RT : According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 155 weeks ago Reply
Agger RT : According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 155 weeks ago Reply
carolinebrown12 RT : According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 155 weeks ago Reply
kirstygail RT : According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 155 weeks ago Reply
lindadababe RT : According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 155 weeks ago Reply
olddiesel RT : According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 155 weeks ago Reply
AlcoHarmCop According to Ling EVERYONE drink drives! 155 weeks ago Reply
AlcoHarmCop K 155 weeks ago Reply
AlcoHarmCop Pleased to see you're an advocate for lowering drink drive limit. England & Wales have one of the highes… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is "retweet with comment" illegal too? If the button is there, why can't I use it? Just saying, NO-ONE waits 17 h… 155 weeks ago Reply
AlcoHarmCop Ummm I think we're on the same side here! You need to be directing your energy towards 155 weeks ago Reply
Hukmeister RT : Not entirely sure I understand your logic or point? The guide is based on scientific calculation, not just figu… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS By the way, the same "facts vs emotion" was seen in Clinton vs Trump. That's why May is winning the Russia thing sl… 155 weeks ago Reply
newmacdroitwich LING FTW. 155 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey Oh, don’t bloody get me started on him. He was a total nightmare and caused a lot of people a lot of pro… 155 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Before the Age of Enlightenment this term referred to people who had suffered brain damage during birth. Typically… 155 weeks ago Reply
grumbo He’s right, Ling. For once, you need to back down on this one and claim 2nd language fail. 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS And by the way, that Welsh fucker never paid me a cent for the dalek thing, he is such a tosser that twat. Defaulte… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'll do email, but ask questions I'll have an opinion on. Be rude. Provoke. That's what people want, not us agreein… 155 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey I have a chapter in the book planned on breaking rules. You fit the bill nicely. Would you be up for ans… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I don't want to diss you as I really like to pay attention to your stuff and you are a good one, but 1 hour of us a… 155 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey What if I pretend to be hosting the Today Programme? ;) 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Andy, I hate podcasts, they are the most boring things on earth. Unless they are Radio4. I thought video killed the… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm local to you, as it happens :) But anyway, forget logic or points, or science or facts. Go with emotion, becaus… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's an argument with a well-meaning drink drive campaigner I'm having. She thinks facts/fear wins. Alw… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's what's nonsense. If "scentific calculation" affected people's lives, they would asume a 0% alcohol limit. Bu… 155 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey Then let‘s DO this thing! Are you up for it? 155 weeks ago Reply
AlcoHarmCop Not entirely sure I understand your logic or point? The guide is based on scientific calculation, not ju… 155 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 Completely different. Chinky is just used as a shortening of Chinese. Where as spastic is using a disabi… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In general, people think "fuck the facts". Especially if they contain implicit fear or threats. Emotion usually alw… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, we both know what we both think on the "emotion beats facts" subject. We completely agree.... That's why the Br… 155 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey I would LOVE to interview you about that, an art direction for my podcast. (I promise I won’y mention Brexit!) 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Racist and sexist! I know you mean Holly, you should say this to her face, like Guy does. 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Clearly this guide has an element of nannying "rubbish". I still can't figure out why ANY alcohol % is allowed, rat… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Emotion is (nearly) everything. 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ... in the same way that people who want to eat "Chinese" food, may say "I'm off to the Chinky". In no way is any r… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think some people find a word (like "spastic") that in common use means to go crazy or such, apportion it to an i… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Urban Dictionary def #2: "SPASTIC= an absolute fucking retard which, by no means, does anything right or tries to g… 155 weeks ago Reply
lord_sward Ling For The Win 155 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 Well they now can get upset by your inappropriate use of the word spastic. Are you living in the 60s? 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I said to the dealer: I'll do the Kia promotion based on Crufts. "Great" he said "Pets sell cars" ... ooops.… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***DO I GET A FREE TANK OF PETROL ON DELIVERY?*** WTF? How fucking spastic did this customer go at the suggestio… 155 weeks ago Reply
JTaylor69 I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This week I hacked several email accounts and obtained full logs and emails. With blessing of Police (after the eve… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Over 10,000 people have played my WAH! MUG quiz so far. On my homepage 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They are very clever :) 155 weeks ago Reply
CulainnShanahan Still my two favorite website designs #FridayFeelings 155 weeks ago Reply
benjamindyer Whatever the UI team are smoking at , I want some. Maybe they have taken inspiration from ? #UI #UX #Design 155 weeks ago Reply
Gino459 I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***KIA SPORTAGE, £206/MTH*** DEAL OF THE MONTH!!! Just 3 cars available in "sandtrack" - God knows what colour tha… 155 weeks ago Reply
JohnCairns15 Launch your nuke , that will show them 155 weeks ago Reply
alastair_gill Shhhhh, it's actually a Fiat 500L. Don't tell anyone apart from my best mate who has one but I don't hav… 155 weeks ago Reply
alastair_gill Really? Or are you running Windows 98 ;) 155 weeks ago Reply
davewilkinson RT : My website server keeps being attacked. These FUCKING Russians. Damn them all. 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My website server keeps being attacked. These FUCKING Russians. Damn them all. 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My website is down. Under attack. Fucking Russians. AGAIN! 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man... Yeeeee-haaaaaaaaaa... I'll supply either a 1) Trump-head,… 155 weeks ago Reply
kitkayswag I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 155 weeks ago Reply
Joseph_Curwehn conform comics dot com. It's hideous. What's your SEO look like having all your paragrap… 155 weeks ago Reply
notjustanotherj Best web design ever… . I you are a developer check the source code. 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sorry didn't follow, done it now. pleaseDM email 155 weeks ago Reply
sparky000 Ling, great to hear from you - sorry about the circs. For sure, email me more details. I'll DM you my em… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bex, long time! -LIng. I have an ongoing fraud story, 15 attempts on my Co. ID theft to lease cars, £700… 155 weeks ago Reply
markhyson I hope you’re taking Jon with you (and others) as witnesses (and for protection which I h… 155 weeks ago Reply
brydo666 My prize for winning a game on 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm "actual" Chinese (born in China, now British), and OF COURSE this is NOT a good thing. Maybe like me, your Chin… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is my latest update to ... they seem to do nothing. 155 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb RT : Dear . I have had over £700,000 of attempted fraud from ONE PERSON, but you seem to do nothing. I have a "del… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear . I have had over £700,000 of attempted fraud from ONE PERSON, but you seem to do nothing. I ha… 155 weeks ago Reply
Citizen_O_World On the other hand you are taking money under false presences, so are committing fraud, unlikely you woul… 155 weeks ago Reply
C0RTN33 I like the double reverse scam-fuck! 155 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 I shall expect to hear news of your body being found floating down the Tyne. 155 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb lol nice one 155 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb RT : *** I SCAM A SCAMMER*** A chap scamming a Merc from me and defrauding a retired Architect, get's a reverse-scam of a £180 do… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS *** I SCAM A SCAMMER*** A chap scamming a Merc from me and defrauding a retired Architect, get's a reverse-scam of… 155 weeks ago Reply
Citizen_O_World the crime not you lol 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, no, no!!! I have full leave to remain. Everything 100% fine! No back to China! 155 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 You do what most businesses do. Keep on being vigilant to avoid being scammed. I keep getting emails say… 155 weeks ago Reply
Citizen_O_World one for amber rudd I feel 155 weeks ago Reply
pabloscornerr This is why you don't mess with Ling's Cars. 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***SCAMMER TRIES STEALING 15 NEW CARS! (from me)*** I detail how I a) reacted, b) got the scammer ID, c) struggled… 155 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why supply chains need a sorting-out. Massive inefficiencies, moving stuff back and forth. Thanks for highlighting… 155 weeks ago Reply
POTO9345 RT : Don't you just love fanmail? Gifts from are enough to make anyone's Friday. 156 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch I’m not sure that’s even legal, in broad daylight 156 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch My eyes, my eyes. 156 weeks ago Reply
baradar85 I'm also now obsessed with line dancing videos on YouTube and pairing them wit… 156 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch Bear with, I’ll just take a look... 156 weeks ago Reply
baradar85 Have you seen the karaoke section on her site though? It's lovely 156 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch Absolutely - Alfie and are both legendary in their own right. (Not sure… 156 weeks ago Reply
baradar85 100% and also just intr'ing to website. what a masterpiece 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS #Volvo now joining in the "let's blind people to fuck" game. 156 weeks ago Reply
followersofLing Amen. Hail Ling 156 weeks ago Reply
RobMThompson RT : Don't you just love fanmail? Gifts from are enough to make anyone's Friday. 156 weeks ago Reply
contentispope RT : Don't you just love fanmail? Gifts from are enough to make anyone's Friday. 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Don't you just love fanmail? Gifts from are enough to make anyone's Friday. 156 weeks ago Reply
jamiedavidneal RT : Don't you just love fanmail? Gifts from are enough to make anyone's Friday. 156 weeks ago Reply
trendjackers Don't you just love fanmail? Gifts from are enough to make anyone's Friday. 156 weeks ago Reply
RussellGlen2 No you go and kick him up the arse, hes a timewaster 156 weeks ago Reply
carmangear Motion passed it is the winds of time fung pee 156 weeks ago Reply
followersofLing we are you gracious servants, we kneel before you. We bow down to you. You are out lord. We will build y… 156 weeks ago Reply
lord_sward Ya mean yae cannae speak Arnie Shark lingo, Ling? 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gender equality in action in my office. Holly farting on Guy. #internationalwomensday #PressForProgess 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nooo, I cannae speak tha ginnae a Buckie dialeeekt, ye ken? 156 weeks ago Reply
delboy1978uk Interesting use of the word “they”. 156 weeks ago Reply
kleckiepalmer Thanks for the grammar lesson, we've taken note (that's we, not they, right?). We're recruiting for a co… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You’ll have an excellent grasp of grammar and a natural aversion to cliché. When you’re not poring over your thesau… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, here we go: Working as part of Scotland’s largest in-house Marketing department, you’ll liaise closely between… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Your previous Tweet before this one was 11th May 2017. Somehow I don't think you're the prolific tweeter you say :… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Kirsty, Not many women would refer to women using "they". Especially in this women's day context. You would say "we… 156 weeks ago Reply
kleckiepalmer Hi Ling. My name's Kirsty, and I'm proud to work for Sorry you didn't like my tweet. I'd li… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've done a critique so you can see where I think you went wrong :) 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bleurrrrrgh :) Written by a man doing social media bandwagon jumping :) Writing in the 3rd person is just soooooo y… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS #InternationalWomansDay Special offer FIAT 500 Sisterhood 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Clive, I've done some little promo for you, 156 weeks ago Reply
Citizen_O_World Ling you are a star 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rich, a pleasure. Thanks so much for tweeting this pic :) 156 weeks ago Reply
SpartyX95 thank you! 156 weeks ago Reply
_davidives Nothing beats 156 weeks ago Reply
Citizen_O_World I am going to retweet this, its a joke :) 156 weeks ago Reply
scratchbomb google alert for my name popped up today for a blog by a car dealer in the UK and I could not be more delighted 156 weeks ago Reply
McbotBotty I find this highly offensive 156 weeks ago Reply
bitman But then I couldn't do this! 156 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Yes, true, but is it bone China? 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think Twitter would be much better if re-tweeting was disabled. Then, it would stop brain dead bots and people blindy propogating shite. 156 weeks ago Reply
wushusana If you need some 90s Website flash I love it 156 weeks ago Reply
MagnificoCleary Stick to the cars Ling. geography obviously ain’t your strong suit 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS the FISH???? You make the UK fishing waters part of the EU demands? Why should the EU gain access to UK waters? Why… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Donald Tusk, today: "I propose that we aim for a trade agreement covering all sectors with zero tariffs on goods. L… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The explanation is: a majority voted "LEAVE". So simple. 156 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes I actually like this idea 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Remove the bloody tariffs! This is a massive EU problem, they LOVE imposing tariffs. Bin the tariffs. 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS OH, I've solved the Irish border issue. 156 weeks ago Reply
markhyson No, I’m more Vengabus. 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don'ts: Don't use my database as an example! Are you going to cover "searching more than 1-year of records without… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Noooooooooooooooo, not Megabus. 156 weeks ago Reply
darol100 Do not get me wrong is pretty cool. I cannot believe I scroll all down to the end of the… 156 weeks ago Reply
markhyson And you wouldn’t get your KLM frequent flyer points. I could probably find a way of getting to Edinburgh airport though. 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right. Add in the rail fare to Edinburgh train station and the tram/taxi/whatever to the airport (all return)... an… 156 weeks ago Reply
LionessCulturee I wasn’t looking for a car but now I am. 156 weeks ago Reply
AlexHall27 I'd say 30% of cars for sale have no log book. Ling from Lingscars did an awesome post on FB recently.. 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bring back the joy! ... you should copyright that :) 156 weeks ago Reply
djmenaceuk Yes this all over. If I see another passionless Bootstrap Framework UX I'm going to cry. Personally I th… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My issue is that ... where is the emotion? There's no fun, laughter, pain, sadness, excitement... it's just plain b… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My issue is that ... where is the emotion? There's no fun, laughter, pain, sadness, excitement... it's just plain b… 156 weeks ago Reply
tim_nolet all sites should bow to the meta meta site that is Ling's car leasing 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***SOLVING THE IRISH BORDER PROBLEM - EASY!!*** #brexit #fbpe #IrishBorder 156 weeks ago Reply
Heward69 #siteoftheday 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I guess it's intrinsic that if you don't own the car, you have to accept the person that does own it has the final… 156 weeks ago Reply
TomBlackmore90 I do buy and sell, around 30 cars a year, but I also do commission sales when asked to do so, probably 1… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmm, Tom. You're doing it on the cheap. Buy cars, own cars, sell cars. Stop doing it for commission, ... that's my… 156 weeks ago Reply
markhyson ) 156 weeks ago Reply
markhyson I got it down to £225 (It’s from Edinburgh, please don’t shout at me Ling, it’s only just up the road... 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Give me a link to the flight details... I fancy a USA trip soon :) 156 weeks ago Reply
markhyson Same date and time Ling. (Based on arrival time at the destination - which I think is a fair comparison.… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS DRIVING WITH HAPPINESS IS NOT DOMINATED! 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You sure you're not comparing the cheapest flight with the most expensive rail journey? 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How old are these "parents"? In their 70s? No... I mean, a mid-20s person (typical parent age) will have had the in… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Idiotic. There is absolutely no connection between the late Margaret Thatcher who made it possible for many low-inc… 156 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz It looks like it’s really aimed at the parents. Most kids I know are much more savvy online than their parents. 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How many kids will read a book about using the internet wisely? It's kind of counter-intuitive oxymoronic to expect… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer gets 3 penguins in emotional compensation: 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So pleased you are happy. You make me feel old "travelling as a child"... :) 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Who was there? 156 weeks ago Reply
hirekieran One of my fondest memories of travelling as a child was driving up to the North to visit family and passing the gia… 156 weeks ago Reply
hirekieran One of my fondest memories of travelling as a child was driving up to the North to visit family and passing the gia… 156 weeks ago Reply
flybirdyondo Hey there Ling! Your vegetarian employee Adrian did not go through with my knock knock joke, and I am deeply saddened. 156 weeks ago Reply
flybirdyondo Hello fellow Ling, I have visited your wonderfully put-together, fun, exciting car dealership website an… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***SNOWMAGODDON GETS MY STAFF £100 ... FOR WHAT?*** £100 COMPO FOR CUSTOMER, BUT CUSTOMER IS A KNOB HEAD SO I SPEND… 156 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud Have fun! 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This week I'm away skiing in France, near Switzerland (not enough snow in the UK, heh). 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS When the EU complain of POPULARISM from voters, what that means is that they are UNPOPULAR with voters. It's one of… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, disagree, it's not personal details, it's work details. Email wasn't sent as private. Clearly was sent as a c… 156 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster I personally think you should delete the image of the email as that was sent as a private message to you… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Paul, GNE want me to remove their email showing the "boost" breakdown... something fishy here? Email… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Great Exhibition of the North want me to remove an email image showing their breakdown of a claimed "£184m boost to… 156 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, glad you like. The other one should be better. 156 weeks ago Reply
RobMThompson . you beefin'? haha 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What's the point in just flooding PR into Twitter. Can't a human there write some opinions? Instead of relent… 157 weeks ago Reply
thenickwillard This was always my favorite: 157 weeks ago Reply
NickTheodorou Haha inspired by the best in the biz... 157 weeks ago Reply
60secondrevit That would probably kick the crap out of this website. 157 weeks ago Reply
Mr_Ben_Adams A local Land Rover dealer should offer to ferry constituents to and from.... 157 weeks ago Reply
localseoguide If we ever redesign again, we are moving in this direction: 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's the Corbyn backlash that Kevan is trying to avoid... not snow. :) 157 weeks ago Reply
drandyhills Main roads are fine. 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS At least it's not Jacob Ress-Mogg's fault. 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes. 157 weeks ago Reply
lord_sward Really engaging with their constituents and understanding their issues and concerns. I'm guessing it's a safe Labour seat? 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's Holly... 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, it's not the weather... I've a feeling you are keeping your head down after Corbyn's nutty Custom Union betraya… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm 5 miles from Sacriston, 5 miles from CLStreet, 5 miles from Stanley and 6m to Great Lumley. Have driven to Durh… 157 weeks ago Reply
Visual_Approach They told me whoever packed it was shit and to go done one. 157 weeks ago Reply
piotrekkaminski should hire you for their next redesign 157 weeks ago Reply
JackBoulton_ . Lings Cars now has a livestream showing the internals of their operations 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Errr, not really. Can you claim on the insurance? 157 weeks ago Reply
Visual_Approach Was it supposed to arrive broken ? 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You should be very proud to be such a nice asshole :) 157 weeks ago Reply
garycarrigan thanks for my mug ling. Appears i am an asshole, great personal touch 157 weeks ago Reply
Citizen_O_World hope they do a proper automatic this time 157 weeks ago Reply
Citizen_O_World "all other MPs are decent people" er Keith Vaz isnt, as a simple example 157 weeks ago Reply
I_bend_spoons This. If they are answering phones and trying to fix an answering system, how would they have time to ch… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nick, most businesses are struggling... for example all my staff are working from home. Inevitably shit happens. Ge… 157 weeks ago Reply
erbmicha This is the greatest web site in the world: #webdesign 157 weeks ago Reply
schep_ RT : The most beautiful UI/UX I've ever seen 157 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster I don’t really know how those figures are calculated but I guess it’s just ‘potential’ spend by visitors… 157 weeks ago Reply
geekgalgroks RT : The most beautiful UI/UX I've ever seen 157 weeks ago Reply
DefionsCode TFW you realize they live stream their office which is just as fabulous 157 weeks ago Reply
aoighost RT : The most beautiful UI/UX I've ever seen 157 weeks ago Reply
shortxstack RT : The most beautiful UI/UX I've ever seen 157 weeks ago Reply
DefionsCode The most beautiful UI/UX I've ever seen 157 weeks ago Reply
markfendley Oh not worried about size ;) it's all good :) 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't want to be rotten to you, but with 500 followers, it's a small soap box, not a building :) Don't jump! by the… 157 weeks ago Reply
markfendley not fussed about win or lose, twitter is my therapy. My building to shout and scream from. Makes me feel better. 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Of course! 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It *IS* on, that's how the system works. Do something about it, don't offer violence. You gonna lose this one... 157 weeks ago Reply
markfendley Yes but clearly mine's the most important ;) 157 weeks ago Reply
markfendley The problem is, it’s all very well holding the views, but he actively attempts to legislate based on the… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS YOUR bar, not THE bar. Frankly, I would welcome ANY bar :) 157 weeks ago Reply
markfendley Not 100% - but he doesn’t even come close to meeting the bar. 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, you mean his perfectly "legal and free" views that he's allowed to hold? Perhaps try making the argument agai… 157 weeks ago Reply
markfendley What about his views on abortion, women's rights, LGBT rights etc? He's in the dark ages. And as for tar… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, a majority of his constituents disagree with you. And I do, too. Think of the 16% orange tariff the EU just i… 157 weeks ago Reply
markfendley He might *think* he's decent.... But his views lead me to the conclusion he is not. ;) 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jared, you been watching too many vampire movies re "internal stakeholders". Try using garlic instead. 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I can call him a decent man, because it's a free country and MPs can vote how they want. It's not a matter of me ag… 157 weeks ago Reply
markfendley I don't honestly think you can look at his voting record and call him a decent man. Also, no, we don't h… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Some people (me inc) are far more chipper about the cliff. Sometime, you just gotta jump! But in general Mr Rees-Mo… 157 weeks ago Reply
markfendley I've kind of given up being nice about any of this stuff. We will be driven off a cliff 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mark, this is the kind of Tweet that's really unwelcome. In many ways. 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here we go... £184m, what's your read on it? 157 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell If it's anything like Liverpool 2008 was, the "boost" will be a complete load of dingo's kidneys! 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ***Is £184 million BOOST TO THE NORTH EAST real, or nonsense?*** YOU DECIDE! #getnorth2018 157 weeks ago Reply
morrisjim Of aan de meest epische website op de interwebs, de desktop versie van 157 weeks ago Reply
NixWebDevATC I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You see, you *DO* get rewarded. 157 weeks ago Reply
ArburyGroup Pete Carter, our Broker Manager, would like to say a huge thank you to for his new #mug – he loves it! 157 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb Couldn't be a better picture haha 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A few shops will shut. Meanwhile, Toyota has said it will build the next generation of its Auris hatchback at its B… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't they do tartan warnings? 157 weeks ago Reply
lee_sifford Thanks for that Martin 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse :) 157 weeks ago Reply
mpsamuels if you can get past the quite frankly bonkers website design sorted my last lease out at a… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Royal mail bastards. I took this to the sorting office, there was NO 3rd party. 157 weeks ago Reply
mitchindel Hey , are you aware your website's SQL server seems to have imploded? 157 weeks ago Reply
peterc Only in case you didn't know.. the site's down? 157 weeks ago Reply
Visual_Approach 157 weeks ago Reply
pml0pes You should check and for the kick check it’s html source ... then disable js! 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How not to use Twitter, Autotrader. Go private, quick! 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You'll find an issue with any human. Everyone's done something bad. My favourite is Col Gaddafi. 157 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster I have no idea! Going to an event this afternoon to find out... 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rubbish. For years I've successfully autopayed shite. Latest is Despacito in Chinese by Ya Jun. Stop shouting your… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Paul, there are mad claims, inc: "The Great Exhibition of the North is expected to bring a £184 million boost to th… 157 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb Oh that's ok then. Carry on... 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nit. Free hint: You give your bias away, by having all those alphabet spaghetti hashtags in your Twitter title. If… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, no... you would hope the extra retailer profitability on cheap strong cider and lagers will mean some big disco… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS For a moment, I thought you preferred crab eating monkeys. :) 157 weeks ago Reply
ajpbradley You’re a crazy, but I love you. 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There you go, point proved. 157 weeks ago Reply
ajpbradley I imagine they’re sitting on a beach in Barbados, drinking banana daiquiri. 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Errr, there was no headline. If anything, it was a postscript about the monkeys. 157 weeks ago Reply
ajpbradley Also, “wasn’t exactly awesome” does not mean “good”. It means the opposite. I shall try to type in a mor… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What happened to the crab-eating, exhaust-eating monkeys? Do we know? Are they in a zoo? 157 weeks ago Reply
ajpbradley I’m not saying it was good. Not at all, it was a shocking thing to do and the outcome was completely dub… 157 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Standby is quite common in the USA and seems sensible in this situation as it reduces the risk of them h… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another day, another Ian Fenn vs Airline outrage. :) Heh. You want to go on standby "in case" your flight is cancel… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So "NO MONKEYS DIED" by forcing them to breath a 2013 Beetle and 2004 F250 Ford pickup, is GOOD? The irony is, the… 157 weeks ago Reply
ajpbradley Those on-behalf-VW-and-others experiments didn’t actually kill the monkeys. It wasn’t exactly awes… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hang on, on 3 Sept 2015, the gave a cheery report on clean vehicle technology. All wonderful! Then the VW sca… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Problem is, after VW cheated ay NOx, who believes the tests? Instead of being a supine industry body, you should ex… 157 weeks ago Reply
HECKSCAPER holy shit i have never seen this part of the site 157 weeks ago Reply
HECKSCAPER awesome. getting some vibes 157 weeks ago Reply
garnerbarro LINGsCARS car safety instructions not from BVRLA 157 weeks ago Reply
AircraftLogbook LINGsCARS car safety instructions not from BVRLA 157 weeks ago Reply
tradeflights LINGsCARS car safety instructions not from BVRLA 157 weeks ago Reply
TAAForum LINGsCARS car safety instructions not from BVRLA 157 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Is it bone China? 157 weeks ago Reply
inanisuniversi this is how i'm tryna be 157 weeks ago Reply
ReasoningGuild In God’s eyes all men are equal. Never forget: “Hearken, my beloved brethren, Hath not God chosen the poor of this… 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So that's AlQaeda & Kim Jong Un covered, ... various South Asian, hmmm,...is it Vietnam kicking off again? 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Bangernomics comes to read the story for free at 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS heh. 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb LING WAH! mug, on ebay, currently at £15, come on, it's NOT FOR CHARITY! 157 weeks ago Reply
KimKendrick19 RT : No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 157 weeks ago Reply
MRKCHALONER RT : No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 157 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jeremy Corbyn, never mind the oranges. The EUI just stuffed us with a massive tariff increase on non-EU oranges.… 157 weeks ago Reply
alistairpge RT : No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 157 weeks ago Reply
SoftTacita RT : No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 157 weeks ago Reply
1QueenAvatar1 RT : I can tell uv never been homeless Laura. Lucky u. Well I believe while we have ex veterans slee… 157 weeks ago Reply
1QueenAvatar1 RT : No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 157 weeks ago Reply
RussellGlen2 I buy my cars secondhand, the most recent one I bought from a main dealer and they tried to sell me gap… 158 weeks ago Reply
chiefstoker2 RT : No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 158 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 & wtf has it got to do with u?? 158 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 I can tell uv never been homeless Laura. Lucky u. Well I believe while we have ex veterans s… 158 weeks ago Reply
mozzamaura I must say you were very rude to who was merely pointing out homelessness is often self… 158 weeks ago Reply
NancyCa71212219 RT : Because I blocked him for saying this 158 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 RT : Well done! What an idiot! 158 weeks ago Reply
popcorn_sutton Well done! What an idiot! 158 weeks ago Reply
popcorn_sutton RT : Because I blocked him for saying this 158 weeks ago Reply
popcorn_sutton RT : Get tf off my TL u disgust me 158 weeks ago Reply
grumbo The last time I refused to chuck change at begging a ‘homeless person’, I muttered, “No. Pay for your own drugs”. H… 158 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 Because I blocked him for saying this 158 weeks ago Reply
gaterz1981 Was a free car thanks to GAP insurance 158 weeks ago Reply
popcorn_sutton That quoted tweet is "unavailable"... What happened? 158 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 Why tf would I have sympathy for u 158 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 U get back what u give in this life - ur rude to me I’ll be rude to u. Bye ur blocked 158 weeks ago Reply
TerryNation5 RT : No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This aggressive attitude make you very two-faced in your sympathy to humans. 158 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 Get tf off my TL u disgust me 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Try ordering one. It will be months before they even give you a confirmed build date, then that will slip. Dealers… 158 weeks ago Reply
Smileygirl19681 No reason? Are u fkin serious? Not having a fkin home is a reason u ignorant twat. 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I disagree with "unlucky". As that means "lucky" exists, too. People's decisions are to blame, not luck. 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Some, maybe... but an awful lot are self-inflicted and then "encouraged" by do-gooders. They create the circumstanc… 158 weeks ago Reply
MagnificoCleary Don’t a dick Ling. there’s a lot of mentally ill or just unlucky people on the streets 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The people sleeping on our streets, should look at the Syrians... and get a grip. There's no reason to be on the UK… 158 weeks ago Reply
MyersAuto 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm closed today, too, Tracy. But nothing to do with God. It's to do with it being weekend. Keep God out of car sal… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Was it a lease car? 158 weeks ago Reply
PhpPhpbot RT : For my friends in the web dev business, check out - fantastic website with a brilliant take on marketing #php #we… 158 weeks ago Reply
JTaylor69 For my friends in the web dev business, check out - fantastic website with a brilliant take on marketing #php #webdev #marketing 158 weeks ago Reply
gaterz1981 Sadly our car was totalled. Insurance paid the cars value, GAP paid the rest of the finance an… 158 weeks ago Reply
Terry_Brown RT : The of hot sauce branding. 158 weeks ago Reply
nonswearyphil The of hot sauce branding. 158 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes RT : My WAH! MUG competition NOW ON MY MOBILE WEBSITE*** For the benefit of those who have never seen it, my mobile site is a wo… 158 weeks ago Reply
Rufusdawes420 I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 158 weeks ago Reply
johnniefp Will do. The bottle I saw on Google looked like the culinary equivalent of #madness 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm afraid the Japs were still subjugating parts of China, killing and raping and doing that old Jap stuff. 158 weeks ago Reply
I_bend_spoons Apparently mine comes from the trunks of jeeps owned by Mexican drug cartels according to one lady so you're probably right 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, mine beats the Mexican shit. 158 weeks ago Reply
I_bend_spoons I'm a licensed legal drug dealer. I'm sure there's a DEA form for it 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Great profit-centre. Should include Supagard as well. It's all snake oil. Every customer I've known to claim a tota… 158 weeks ago Reply
RU55_ELL Claims increase year on year as cars become more complex and therefore more expensive to repair and more… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS GAP insurance is sold on fear, is wildly overpriced, with a massive margin it's a profit centre, and I've never kno… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Proud to be associated with that North Korean sauce. It's addictive. 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My WAH! MUG competition NOW ON MY MOBILE WEBSITE*** For the benefit of those who have never seen it, my mobile sit… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You know Homeland Security will impound the morphine. 158 weeks ago Reply
janddo93 This is without a doubt, the greatest website ever made 158 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS ***BREXIT BOLLOCKS - WHY MOTOR INDUSTRY SCARE STORIES ARE NONSENSE*** #FBPE #whiningwillies #brexit… 158 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Is it bone China? 158 weeks ago Reply
rolicoli8 I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Fiat 124 Spider. Mildly radioactive (built in Hiroshima), but great car, and now CHEAP. Enjoy 4 summers motoring, l… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In fact, yes I will! 158 weeks ago Reply
I_bend_spoons Your web site is beautiful and your office livestreams have me in awe as a streamer. Follow me plz? 158 weeks ago Reply
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finditlocaluk RT : Apparently, Mercedes are mis-building new UK market C220d cars due to a shortage of rear anti-roll bars in G… 158 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Is it bone China? 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Apparently, Mercedes are mis-building new UK market C220d cars due to a shortage of rear anti-roll… 158 weeks ago Reply
DwainReid Ling for Chancellor 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What they need is a squad of Belgian teachers... with guns. 158 weeks ago Reply
UKBALANCEPARTY Ling's advice for people going through financial struggles - pretend you are Chinese 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 10/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 10. Turn off the TV. (And do something… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 9/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 9. Stop wanting it easy. (It's not easy… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 8/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 8. Get religion or copy minorities. (Be… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 7/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 7. Save. (Even £1 a week, but ideally 1… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 6/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 6. Don't be stupid. (Don't take payday… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 5/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 5. Move area if neccessary. (Stop livin… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 4/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 4. Get a grip. (Just take some personal… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 3/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 3. Live within your means. (Use a budge… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 2/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 2. Stop spending on crap. (Beer, fags,… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 1/10 10 bits of advice for "People with unstable finances": 1. Get a better job with a more stable/… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The CAB miss some useful advice, for "unfortunate" people like this. I've typed it out. It's not of… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The CAB miss some useful advice, for "unfortunate" people like this. I've typed it out. 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seems like lots of Twitter Bots are being re-programmed to complain on Twitter about #TwitterLockOut ...mass faux-outrage. 158 weeks ago Reply
TechnoJederBig RT : Big Data: I'm on my way to my 3 millionth car deal, on my website: ...I made a mozic image from some… 158 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Big Data: I'm on my way to my 3 millionth car deal, on my website: ...I made a mozic image… 158 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : “i live inside my car leasing website” (s/o clc) → 158 weeks ago Reply
jondashkyle “i live inside my car leasing website” (s/o clc) → 158 weeks ago Reply
proofofhat You need to fire your web team and hire whoever build this site:… 158 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : Cheated, won a mug and donated it to who is indeed a sad bastard. Thanks to for the shittest… 158 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS How sophisticated is "if supply B is cheaper than supply A, change from A to B"? 158 weeks ago Reply
PPNathanE to go with our badges... 158 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Oh Mr Z, I've been saying this for years. Emotion wins, always. 159 weeks ago Reply
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finditlocaluk RT : I nearly broke my bloody ankle this morning, jumping off the Corolla. 160 weeks ago Reply
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Thunderous71 always knew i was a bellend. 160 weeks ago Reply
alcolati_ RT : DAILY FACT: Half the population of the UK lives in this area. 160 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes alt=image of UK and Ireland, with a cock-n-balls drawn over the south-east. The balls are hairy. 160 weeks ago Reply
WearsTheFoxHat_ RT : DAILY FACT: Half the population of the UK lives in this area. 160 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS DAILY FACT: Half the population of the UK lives in this area. 160 weeks ago Reply
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ifenn Remember: No carbs (bread, pasta, rice, noodles), or chilli, beef, or veal. I can eat fish, seafood, chi… 160 weeks ago Reply
ifenn The tuna crunch filling contains chilli, Ling. I’m not allowed to eat it. 160 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Type 2 is also known as walking deficiency syndrome Which means airports are GOOD because there is walking involved… 160 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Now you’re just being silly. 160 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Both types are serious and can kill, Ling. 10% of people have type 1. 90% of people have type 2. I assume that he had type 2. 160 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm confused with Greggs. Sausage rolls are like Sushi, but with sausage. They do tuna crunch sandwiches at Greggs,… 160 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm confused with Greggs. Sausage rolls are like Sushi, but with sausage. They do tuna crunch sandwiches at Greggs,… 160 weeks ago Reply
ifenn There’s no sushi bar at Newcastle Airport, Ling. 160 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I get the feeling you are looking for problems. I think you are taking this diet a bit too seriously. At least whil… 160 weeks ago Reply
DurhamPolice Yes, that too. 160 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seafood!!! There you go: Sushi bar! 160 weeks ago Reply
ifenn I’m not allowed sandwiches either. And wouldn’t trust an egg that has been out of the fridge all day… Al… 160 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Which version of Diabetes? 160 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS For "sater internet day", you could do it online instead? 160 weeks ago Reply
ifenn No, but I assume you have heard that diabetes kills. A friend of mine died from it. In his case, it was… 160 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, you need to tell them to get real. "Onion rings kill" is a chant I have never heard, Or bring sandwiches with… 160 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Consultant Dietician at the Hospital of St John and St Elizabeth. And yes, people do die from eating onion rings. 160 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Who is doing the "allowing", here? Take control of your body. No one dies from eating onion rings. 160 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Not allowed those either, Ling! 160 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good job you live in the UK. There is a Burger King. You know you like that. Just have the bloody onion rings, nit.… 160 weeks ago Reply
ifenn I’m not allowed sushi, Ling. If the airport had suitable food, I’d eat it. 160 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS These are very *first world* issues. Really, Newcastle Airport has over 40 food outlets. Surely something will make… 160 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Nope. I like the food on offer. I’m just not allowed to eat it. And what I am allowed to eat can normall… 160 weeks ago Reply
thisiscals Agreed, when I fly (often early morning or late evenings) I don’t even feel like eating. A coffee will do 160 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Newcastle Airport has loads of food options. I don't hear any Geordies complaining. You are being a bit fussy. 160 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is Twitterbollocks. 160 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looks like you want me to pretend to be a Viet Kong? Do I get to wear a coolie hat? 160 weeks ago Reply
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AnnaMcAuley we're looking for people of Chinese heritage, age 20-35 for paid TV commercial (not speaking role, up to… 161 weeks ago Reply
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