CAR LEASING - CONTRACT HIRE - CHEAP LEASE CARS

Contract hire cars from Ling Valentine, LINGsCARS is the UK's favourite car leasing website - On 2016 I leased over £85 million in cars! (RRP)

I live inside this website Monday to Friday 9am-6pm, to give you the very best service and make your experience a happy one! - I am Ling, accept no substitutes

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I am LING you can trust me

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APPLY A FIRST AID KIT!
First Aid
FREE FIRST AID KIT
First Aid Kit
I send you car First Aid kit just big enough to fit your car glove box and just useful enough to cope with a scratch on your little finger!

Seriously, there is some useful stuff in this kit, although it is not designed for motorway pile-up situations…
Contents:
  • 20 x Sterile plasters
  • 4 x Emergency Chinese Individual Polo Mints
  • 4 x Alcohol-free wound cleansing wipes
  • 1 x triangular “Taliban” bandage
  • 1 x low adherent sterile “Vietnam NVA” field dressing for pressure on larger messy wound
  • 1 x syringe, needle and ampoule 10mg best quality cheap Afghan morphine.
Twitter Pigeon TWEET THIS & I send you a free first aid kit!
Clicking the "tweet" link will open an address form below...
First Aid Label
CAR SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS
Turn up your sound and watch video below:
Plane
...by Melissa Hartington-Smythe
my Blitish Airways stewardess!
Melissa Hartington-Smythe
BVRLA outcast Melissa Hartington-Smythe, my very fit car safety stewardess takes my visitors and customers on a journey around my SAFETY POLICY!
I offer full LINGsCARS safety advice for my car leasing customers and it is brought to life for people who have difficulty reading English, by posh Melissa.

It may be a criminal offence to remove the car safety card from your car.

LINGsCARS is the UK's favourite car leasing website. Take an aspirin before visiting. After you have watched this video, it will self-destruct.
Safety Card
FREE
CAR SAFETY INFORMATION CARD
...it downloads to your computer as a PDF.
Safety illustrations by www.whiteacresdesign.co.uk
Ling
MY SAFETY ADVICE
SO NEARLY ENDORSED
BY THE SMMT!
...I tried and failed.
SMMT Email 1
SMMT Email 2
SMMT Email 3
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The Offending Brace Position
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Live!!
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Online Service
Response Times
Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery
 
77 CLIENTS IN 'PROPOSAL'
...LING REPLIES IN:
  HRS : MINUTES sec  
 
147 CLIENTS IN 'ORDER'
...LING REPLIES IN:
  HRS : MINUTES sec  
Lingscars.com Limited (GB)
Customers use my secure LINGO management system.
Response times above based on last 4 hour period between
9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri
-Ling
WOW! UK's best service times!
No Waiting
lingscars.com
Hello, hello! This is me!
Don't run, little customers! I'm friendly...
I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am
- Ling


THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!

The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 663330
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
LING World HQ
People's Republic of Gateshead!

 
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