COLLECTOR'S BADGES! FREE for everyone who loves badgers!
No other car leasing company gives badges! They are miserable gits! BUT LING DOES! FREE!
I give away 10x free badge/day! Fill in my form below to apply Ling BADGE!
Listen while wearing!
LIMITED EDITION - only 3,000 badges ever made!
Every web visitor... ...can apply for superb-design collectors item Ling BADGE! Traditional METAL badge will become treasured in the future. Wear!
FREE! Genuine metal badge with "brass" pin!
MADE IN GERMANY
There is some DANGER to small children if they choke on badge, or if they poke out an eye with the monkey metal faux "brass" pin. This is unfortunate. Swallowing badge can also cause metal POISONING!
Note BADGE is a COLLECTORS ITEM. Do not go complaining to Trading Standards if it is not the size you expected, or I will label you a pig-headed capitalist-roader and you will be subject to my substantial penalties.
Lifesize badge next to Nissan Z350: "At last, a Nissan with a decent badge!"
10 BADGES A DAY go to deserving website visitors! APPLY TODAY!
As soon as you fill in the details above (for 10 visitors per day) your COLLECTOTS ITEM badge may be in post! No need to wait 21 days for delivery! If the British Post Office government monopoly Peter Mandelson sell-off works OK, you will have free BADGE next day! - You have free badge, now rent cheap car!
If you are lucky, you get COLLECTOR'S BADGE! IF YOU DO, I want badge photo emailing to me and I will publish! Best photos win extra prizes!
You should seek truth from facts. Three sayings which match my philosophy are;
"It does not matter if a car is black or white as long as it gets you to the shops" - Deng Xiao Ping
"People of Britain, you can trust me" - Tony Blair
"I am Chinese not Catholic: I cannot do miracles" - Ling