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NEW CAR REGISTRATIONS Jan 2011 Feb 2011 Mar 2011 Apr 2011 May 2011 Jun 2011 Jul 2011 Aug 2011 Sep 2011 Oct 2011 Nov 2011 Dec 2011
Ford 19657 7542 52829 18411 21581 24461 18245 8552 43350 18476 18101 14689
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% of Market Share Dec 11 12.3% % of Market Share in 2011 13.7%
% Change Dec 11 against Nov 11 -18.8% Position in Market in 2011 2/49
 
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