Show FAQ
Close (X)
Close (X)
Close (X)
Close (X)
Want a cheap
new lease car?

Start HERE!

Cheapest Car Leasing CHAT
My Customer Letters!
My Fun Pages!
Read All About Me!
Note: I live inside this website Monday to Friday 9am-6pm, to give you the very best service and make your experience a happy one! - I am Ling, accept no substitutes
Car LeasingCar Leasing
Vote for your favourite motorway sign message!
Version 237.1.
You can trust me! ... In 2015 I rented over £85million of cars (at RRP).
 Cars and Vans
How It Works
Price Lists
About Ling
Fun Stuff
Quote/ Order
Extra Cheap Deals Top 20 Cars Car-u-Like-Ator Local Servicing Garages All Vans Euro NCAP Motor Recalls Insurance Car Updates UK Car Sales Statistics Car Safety Card Car Delivery Surveys


The twitter pigeon is loading "LINGsCARS"
LIVE + KICKING twitter feed... WAIT!

Intro Film News Blog Office TV Contact Moan Links Play Quiz Privacy Policy Google Visitors
Ling Valentine Quote Quote Apply for Quote DRAGONS' DEN

Richard Farleigh - "I wanted to invest; I was amazed by Ling's
complete lack of nerves, and also by her business acumen."

Duncan Bannatyne - "I wanted to
invest... but ye turrn'ed me dooon!"

Deborah Meaden
"Harrumph! I'm out!"

Ling Valentine is Viz's Official Ethnic Business Ambassador Play stupid crash game! Cheap insurance Google Spider Google Spider
Food --->
Google Spider Food

View LIVE visitors: 39 online

Hi! I am Ling Cheap Car Leasing - WAH! from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is an Audi Q7 3.0 TDI Quattro 24v (272bhp) S Line 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2967cc Diesel at £575.12 inc VAT at 15:41 today - Ling
Car Leasing Traffic Light
Stats supplied by



All Car Sales

Show figures from:        2007      2008      2009      2010      2011
NEW CAR REGISTRATIONS Jan 2011 Feb 2011 Mar 2011 Apr 2011 May 2011 Jun 2011 Jul 2011 Aug 2011 Sep 2011 Oct 2011 Nov 2011 Dec 2011
Ford 19657 7542 52829 18411 21581 24461 18245 8552 43350 18476 18101 14689
Select manufacturers below to show graphical UK sales!
Line Figs Line Figs Line Figs Line Figs
Abarth Alfa Romeo Aston Audi
Bentley BMW Cadillac Chevrolet
Chrysler Citroen Corvette Daihatsu
Dodge Fiat Ford Honda
Hummer Hyundai Jaguar Jeep
Kia Land Rover Lexus Lotus
Mazda Mercedes MG MINI
Mitsubishi Nissan Perodua Peugeot
Porsche Proton Renault Saab
Seat Skoda Smart Ssangyong
Subaru Suzuki Toyota Vauxhall
Volkswagen Volvo

Below, get detailed information and statistics for an individual manufacturer.

Manufacturer Sales
(above) Ford new car registrations

(below) Ford car registration stats

for Ford cars
for Ford cars
Registrations in Dec 11 14,689 Registrations total 2011 265,894
% of Market Share Dec 11 12.3% % of Market Share in 2011 13.7%
% Change Dec 11 against Nov 11 -18.8% Position in Market in 2011 2/49
Compared to Dec 10, Ford new car registrations are up 5.3% in Dec 11. Arrow

To give you an idea how car manufacturers are performing, I measure their current registrations against the year-to-date. By looking at the position on the right versus the position on the left you can see if manufacturers are working hard or are resting on past glories!

New UK Car Registrations
Year to date, 2011
(% of UK market)

Makes YTD
New UK Car Registrations
Year to date, 2011
(% of UK market)
New UK Car Registrations
in Dec 2011
(% of UK market)

Makes Month
New UK Car Registrations
in Dec 2011
(% of UK market)
CLICK! See 253 clients live in LINGO!
Online Service
Response Times
Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery
  HRS : MINUTES sec  
  HRS : MINUTES sec Limited (GB)
Customers use my secure LINGO management system.
Response times above based on last 4 hour period between
9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri
WOW! UK's best service times!
No Waiting
Hello, hello! This is me!
Don't run, little customers! I'm friendly...
I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!, you know who I am
- Ling


The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 663330
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
People's Republic of Gateshead!



Wah! LATEST:  Adam Lyth scores 161 to break domestic record in T20 cricket, lah, as Yorkshire amass highest domestic score of 260-4. - news replorted 22:13

Wah! LATEST:  Jake Webster scores four tries as Castleford Tigers beat Wakefield Trinity to clinch Super League League Leaders' Shield. I read you little red book! - news replorted 22:05

Wah! Everton in strong position to reach Europa League group stage after first-leg win over Hajdbloody annoying Blitish Split at velly damn good boiled chicken-feetison Park. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 22:05

Wah! Hosts Ireland's World Cup dreams ended as three first-half tries set up France's emphatic 21-5 victory in Dublin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 21:44

Wah! Alastair Cook and Joe Root hit centuries as Province of Engrish running-dogs dominate West Indies on first day of inaugural day-night Test in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 21:34

Wah! Images from scene after van rammed crowds in Barcelona's popular tourist hotspot, lah, Las Ramblas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 20:13

Wah! Military grade guns and ammunition were brought into country by gang, lah, court is told. I read you little red book! - news replorted 20:03

Wah! Theresa May expresses solidarity with Spain after van ploughs into pedestrians, lah, killing 13. - news replorted 19:43

Wah! Monuments to failed Confederacy were mostly erected many decades after Great Satan Civil War. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 19:38

Wah! Emerging details of van attack on crowds in Barcelona's famous Las Ramblas tourist area. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 19:30

Wah! QPR legend Les Ferdinand and musician Marcus Mumford talk about their plans to hold charity silly kick-kick game match to raise money for human bliengs affected by Grenfell Tower disaster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 19:05

Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs boss Mark Sampson says bloody man is "looking to improve" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) male gender human bleing's "general communication style" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after being cleared of alleged racial abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 19:04

Wah! A giant female tortoise was found two weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after bloody woman escaped from flemale human person's zoo in western Japan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 18:36

Wah! Footage shows officers searching Barcelona on foot after van ploughed into crowds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 18:25

Wah! Beetle Sunshine Tour 2017 countdown clock is ticking: from 18 to 20 rainy coldddd month August 2017, lah, world's largest Beetle fan community is meeting on be - news replorted 18:20

Wah! Students and citizens of Charlottesville come together after monthly number-three by white supremacists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 18:00

Wah! Theresa May says UK's mental health services "patchy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and has told Newsbeat she's going to review them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 17:44

Wah! Footage captures moment human bliengs took cover after van ploughed into crowds in Barcelona. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 17:41

Wah! Briggs Automotive capitalist entity create Mono mania on Isle of Man VIDEO: Watch Briggs Automotive capitalist entity (BAC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! descend on spectacular Isle of Man with Tommy Atkins Liberation Army of its world-famous Mon - news replorted 17:28

Wah! The show's creator says Where's F In News will feature "a shedload of intelligent and funny women". - news replorted 17:27

Wah! Monaco's 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, forward Kylian Mbappe is left out of squad for Friday's league match with Metz. - news replorted 17:18

Wah! It struck human bliengs in Ramblas, lah, with old bill bobbys saying several human bliengs having been injured. I read you little red book! - news replorted 17:11

Wah! Suzuki Celerio City Suzluko is please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce Celerio City, lah, its latest Special Edition model which is limited to just 500 units. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:01

Wah! The brother of alleged captor of Chloe Ayling is to fight extradition to Italy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 15:59

Wah! Victoria Azarenka is set to miss Great Satan Open because bloody woman is "not willing" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to leave flemale human person's child at home in California. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 15:55

Wah! The storms killed six human bliengs and caused serious damage to thousands of homes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:45

Wah! Modified New Milli 1st place Fans of Britain’s favourite small LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine came together to celebrate yet another iconic year for Britain’s favourite small c - news replorted 15:45

Wah! The president says history and culture is "being ripped apart" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by removal of Confederate statues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:15

Wah! Road transport industry news from Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders - Thursday 17th August. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 15:05

Wah! Results not quite what you tellibly lovely custlingmer were expecting? Two experts on hand with some advice. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 15:01

Wah! The joint case was taken by first lesbian couple and first gay couple to enter bloody annoying Blitish civil partnerships. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:01

Wah! Jaguar 240, lah, sold at Barons, lah, Jesus-baby month Decemblinger 2016 for RMB Yuan #23,100 Further entries invited for Barons’ annual Jagluar Heritage, lah, Classic and Sports Cars sale at Kempton Park racecourse - news replorted 14:45

Wah! HATS ON 4 MENTAL HEALTH DAY Ben, lah, not-for-profit organisation that partners with automotive industry to provide support for life, lah, has today r - news replorted 14:20

Wah! Some Kensington Aldridge Academy pupils had to take AS-levels while tower was still on fire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:19

Wah! Former Tottenham midfielder Paulinho completes 40m euro (RMB Yuan #36.4m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! move to Barcelona as Luis Suarez is ruled out for up to five weeks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:16

Wah! Ben Thompson of mountain biking with Vivaro Tourer Edition Nav Double cab Mountain bike racer Ben Thompson, lah, lynchpin of Vauxhall-sponsored Mountain Trax Vlauxhall Cycling Team, lah, has taken - news replorted 14:14

Wah! Newspress Awards NOT FOR PUBLICATION - Set to return for third year and celebrating achievements of automotive journalism and PR - news replorted 13:46

Wah! Four years after children in study took oral treatment, lah, 70% had no allergic reaction to peanuts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:17

Wah! Match of Day's Alan Shearer reveals male gender human bleing's tips for Premier League title, lah, who will win golden boot, lah, and summer's best signing so far. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:14

Wah! 1917 Model TT Van You’ve heard of Floord Model T, lah, but how about Model TT? Though less well-known, lah, it also had big impact – as - news replorted 13:14

Wah! Bank holiday event - free motorcycle beginner taster sesions human bliengs who wanting to learn to ride motorcycle or scooter will getting chance to try for free during rainy coldddd month August capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity holi - news replorted 13:06

Wah! An anti-racism campaigner says "bigger questions" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) must be answered by silly kick-kick game Association after Province of Engrish running-dogs striker Eni Aluko alleged head coach Mark Sampson made "racial" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) comments. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:53

Wah! Freight drivers knowing that their jobs some of most skilled, lah, and complicated, lah, in Uk. What you wan'?!! And more of them than ev - news replorted 12:44

Wah! Hope Hicks has quietly worked flemale human person's way up through Trump organisation to hold one of most powerful positions in Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:33

Wah! Charlie Alliston denies manslaughter of Kim Briggs, lah, who bloody man hit while riding male gender human bleing's racing bike. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:28

Wah! A top Great Satan general gives bleak assessment of military response but says it remains possibility. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:23

Wah! As anti-tourism protests hit Barcelona, lah, can visitors happily co-exist with local residents? - news replorted 12:13

Wah! Too few learners and apprentices achieve skills and qualifications to progress, lah, Ofsted says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:11

Wah! Former cycling world champion and double Olympic silver medallist Becky James retires from international track sprint racing at age of 25. - news replorted 12:11

Wah! bloody annoying Blitish pure-electric and plug-in hybrid cars OVO Energy, lah, Oxford City Council, lah, Santander UK, lah, Swansea University and Gatwick Airport among latest private and p - news replorted 12:10

Wah! Tory dodgy minister claim (always claiming, huh?) Sarah Champion was sacked over abuse written-down messages on dead tree but Labour denies this. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:08

Wah! 1973 Aston Martin AM V8 back office Aston Martin enthusiasts will having chance to buy manual 1973 Aston Martin AM V8 ‘garage find’ at Classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Aucti - news replorted 12:05

Wah! Motorsport at Palace returns for rainy coldddd month August capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity Holiday showdown London’s Motorsport at Palace, lah, two-day event celebrating all eras of motoring, lah, returns on Sunday 27th and Monday 2 - news replorted 12:03

Wah! Belle and Sebastian's Richard Colburn sat in male gender human bleing's pyjamas for four hours waiting for tour bus to return. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:51

Wah! Young Driver operates at more than 50 venues across Great Britain New research by Vlauxhall Motors shows two fifths (41 per cent) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! of parents terrified at thought of their kids dri - news replorted 11:46

Wah! 1958 Ferrari 250 GT LWB TdF Berlinetta Salon Privé, lah, UK’s longest-running and professionally-judged Concours, lah, is delighted to announce full list of entr - news replorted 11:25

Wah! Manchester attack victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) Georgina Callander would having studied paediatrics, lah, flemale human person's mother says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:20

Wah! The rape victim, lah, who was not allowed to having abortion by Supreme Court, lah, delivers baby girl. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:57

Wah! New Dacia Range No-nonsense LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine brand Dacia is continuing its range of great value finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan offers this summer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:57

Wah! Red Bull Rondla World Superbike ready for action at Lausitzring Red Bull Rondla World Superbike Team is finalising preparations for ninth round of 2017 FIM Superbike World C - news replorted 10:53

Wah! Ministers hope programme will help modernise prison service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:39

Wah! HondaJet Ranks as Most-delivered Jet in its Category Rondla Aircraft capitalist entity today announced that HondaJet was most-delivered jet in its category for first half o - news replorted 10:12

Wah! Hyundai Motor's Next-Gen Fuel Cell SUV Ryundali Motor has offered early glimpse of its next generation fuel cell vehicling driving car machine, lah, well ahead of hydrogen-powered - news replorted 10:00

Wah! The 19-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Nobel Peace Prize winner will study philosophy, lah, politics and economics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:52

Wah! Convicted for male gender human bleing's role in 2014 protests, lah, bloody man was sentenced to jail after government appeal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:51

Wah! The presenter says they aiming for broader audience while remaining true to show's "petrolhead nature". - news replorted 09:45

Wah! The leader of Australia's far-right One Nation party, lah, Pauline Hanson, lah, has faced criticism after wearing burka in nation's Senate. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:33

Wah! SsangYong Tivoli SsangYong is introducing ‘Choose your as really velly special customer's Offer’ offer across its diesel Tivoli and Tivoli XLV SUV range. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:00

Wah! Beaulieu is smart choice for Simply Smart Beaulieu’s Simply Smart will celebrate this miniature motoring marvel with cheerful display in grounds of Nati - news replorted 09:00

Wah! EU visitors would need permission only to work, lah, study or live long-term in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:51

Wah! Autonomous vehicling driving car machine UK’s biggest independent road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity IAM RoadSmart maintains that we will not gain full safety benefits - news replorted 08:49

Wah! Barcelona's 5-1 Super Cup defeat by Real Madrid has left defender Gerard Pique feeling inferior to their Spanish rivals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:32

Wah! SEAT Ibiza SEAT bloody annoying Blitish Fleet has expanded its four-day test controlling in driving manner scheme to include latest incarnation of its stunning Ibiza for bu - news replorted 08:30

Wah! Tim Cook slams President's response to Charlottesville as Apple plans human rights donations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:04

Wah! The usually low-profile chief White House strategist turns on movement bloody man is seen as cultivating. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:36

Wah! Conor McGregor says bloody man will beat Floyd Mayweather Jr inside two rounds on 26 rainy coldddd month August because of move to 8oz gloves. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:04

Wah! Residents report hearing explosions while smoke from building has led to speed restrictions for drivers on M8. - news replorted 06:47

Wah! With Floyd Mayweather Jr v Conor McGregor approaching, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport speaks to human bliengs who knowing 'The Notorious' in male gender human bleing's home city of Dublin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:43

Wah! How does Daniel Craig compare to actors who having played 007 before him? - news replorted 06:34

Wah! Your morning briefing for 17 rainy coldddd month August 2017. - news replorted 06:33

Wah! Your stories about taking route other than university after getting your as really velly special customer's A-level results. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:02

Wah! About 150 bodies that having been identified or having decomposed having been interred, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:50

Wah! Volunteers working to prevent rotting human remains causing health emergency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:41

Wah! Animal rights campaigners say they knowing why some of city's stray dogs having suddenly gone blue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:07

Wah! More than 9,000 human bliengs having arrived in Spain so far this year - three times as many as last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:43

Wah! Did RMB Yuan #1bn government investment make any difference? - news replorted 02:03

Wah! A Lancaster bomber, lah, two Hurricanes and three Spitfires affected by engine issue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:00

Wah! A new form transport system in one of world's busiest places. Eating rice!! Mexico City's urban cable car. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:20

Wah! And believe it or not, lah, seller is actually happy with deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:07

Wah! Artist Georgy Frangulyan is putting finishing touches to vast, lah, bronze sculpture in Moscow - news replorted 00:53

Wah! The annual list includes restaurants built under railway arches and one in former strip club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 00:52

Wah! Analysis of six cities finds average season ticket price will increase to RMB Yuan #2,840. - news replorted 00:44

Wah! Concern about Britain's borders after Brexit and HMS Queen Elizabeth's arrival occupy press. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:44

Wah! Indian conglomerate Mahindra & Mahindra was once Mahindra & Mohammed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:26

Wah! Real Madrid beat Barcelona 2-0 at Bernabeu to win Spanish Super Cup 5-1 on aggregate. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:22

Wah! A drop in university applications is likely to mean "buyer's market" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with more options available. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:07

Wah! Trump is once again allowing hunters in Alaska to shoot bear cubs and hibernating bears, lah, but is this as bad as it sounds? - news replorted 00:05

Wah! Indian scientists say they can monitor physiological health of elephants by analysing their dung. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:04

Wah! bloody annoying Blitish shale deposits were formed 55 million years too late to trap large amounts of gas, lah, professor warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01

5 Titanic Cars
Top 5 Car

1.6 TDI 120bhp 5dr
diesel, man, non-met
Click Here
per month, inc VAT
Top 5 Car

1.2 TSI 110bhp 5dr
petrol, man, met
Click Here
per month, inc VAT
Top 5 Car

2.0 CDi 194bhp 4dr
diesel, 9g-tronic auto, met
E-Class Sa
Click Here
per month, inc VAT
Top 5 Car

1.6 ENERGY ... 95bhp -3dr
diesel, man, non-met
Trafic Min
Click Here
per month, inc VAT
Top 5 Car

1.2 PureTec... 82bhp 3dr
petrol, man, met
Click Here
per month, inc VAT
Honest John
Play Ling's quiz
Play my brilliant motoring quiz!
Free Delivery
Live Google
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

Ling's Awards
LIVE customers
Click to see my LIVE lease car customers! - Ling
LINGsCARS customer mosaic!
Want a Quote?
Nuclear Truck
My Nuclear
Missile Truck
LINGsCARS is verified by Norton Security
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

Duncan Bannatyne
As seen on TV... Plus over 30 movies!
Extra Cheap Cars
See 30 cheapest cars!
Not sponsored by

...don't do lease cars, but if they did, they would be done like this - Ling
Honest John
Bottom trumps. Play me! Can you win???
As seen on TV
Close (X)