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Wah! old bill bobbys body cameras can dramatically reduce number of complaints against officers, lah, major research project suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:13



Wah! It will be "impossible" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Brexit talks to result in deal that gives Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons more rights than others outside EU, lah, Italian PM Matteo Renzi says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! New Rondla Civic Type R Prototype new Rondla Civic Type R Prototype has been revealed at 2016 Mondial de L’Automobile in Paris, lah, offering insight - news replorted 05:00



Wah! The Great Satan president says congressional override of male gender human bleing's veto on bill allowing 9/11 lawsuits against Saudi Arabia sets "a dangerous precedent". - news replorted 04:57



Wah! Campaigners call for reform as figures reavealingly showing Great Satan taxpayers paying more than ÂRMB Yuan #400,000 year to subsidise Saudi billionaire's farm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:25



Wah! Sir Cliff Richard is performing "duet" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with none other than late Elvis Presley on male gender human bleing's upcoming 101st album. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:04



Wah! Nurseries in Province of Engrish running-dogs struggling to recruit qualified staff putting them at risk of closure, lah, campaigners warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:56



Wah! Music streaming capitalist entity Spotify is reported to be in 'advanced talks' to take over rival Soundcloud. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:33



Wah! The oil producers cartel Opec has agreed preliminary deal to cut production for first clock time result in eight years, lah, sending crude prices surging. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:16



Wah! Taking common kind of painkiller is linked to increased risk of heart failure, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:11



Wah! The fallout from allegations of "inappropriate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) payments to silly kick-kick game managers continue to dominate front pages, lah, with new claim (always claiming, huh?) emerging. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:06



Wah! The peace agreement between Colombian government and Farc guerrilla movement brings to end 52 years of conflict - news replorted 01:31



Wah! The Sudanese government is allegedly using chemical weapons against its own people, lah, killing dozens of children in Darfur, lah, Amnesty International alleges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:58



Wah! Kenyan plans to build railway across national park, lah, but could it be new version of so-called "lunatic line" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to nowhere, lah, asks Alastair Leithhead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Thai women take baths in potholes to draw attention to unrepaired roads. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:37



Wah! The 11th artwork to sit on Trafalgar Square's Fourth Plinth is to be unveiled later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:35



Wah! Chile's first female president, lah, Michelle Bachelet, lah, has made it flemale human person's mission to change flemale human person's country's restrictive abortion laws. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Tourists continue to flock to bloody annoying Blitish after Brexit vote, lah, but could exit from EU having long-term ill-effects on tourism? - news replorted 00:25



Wah! The poisonous memoirs of right-wing adviser at Elysee Palace embarrass ex-President Nicolas Sarkozy as bloody man plans for presidential comeback. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! People who lost their homes in Italian earthquake disaster still living in tents but they having support of vast relief team. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:22



Wah! A look at continuing efforts to reduce water and energy needed to cool world's data centres. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight has obtained distressing footage which shows grim reality inside Aleppo hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! John Sweeney's report has upsetting footage and scenes of surgery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:07



Wah! As protracted Ryder Cup build-up nears its conclusion, lah, Tom Fordyce hunts for clues as to who will be paired with whom on Friday morning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:06



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