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Wah! Who made it through second semi-final of 2015's Eurovision Song Contest? - news replorted 03:16



Wah! When it comes to education in South Korea, lah, demand is so strong it accounts for 12% of all consumer spending. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:15



Wah! A British schoolgirl's plan to travel to Syria to join Islamic State has been disrupted after undercover newspaper investigation, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:38



Wah! Mexican investigators probing disappearance of at least 15 human bliengs in Chilapa, lah, Guerrero state, lah, after it was overrun in early May by gunmen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:35



Wah! Voters in Republic of autonomous province of Guinness drinkers due to take part in referendum on legalising same-sex marriage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:54



Wah! With EU referendum on horizon, lah, we look at main economic arguments for and against Britain's membership. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Two men captured by Ukrainian troops confess to being members of Russian armed forces, lah, according to European mediators. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:25



Wah! Cate Blanchett on flemale human person's new film Carol - news replorted 01:14



Wah! bloody Engrish National Ballet to move to new "state of art" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) home in east London (capital of Great England) in 2018, lah, its artistic director announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:10



Wah! Support for vulnerable children in Province of Engrish running-dogs is at risk as funding ebbs away, lah, analysis by Barnardo's suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Education Secretary Nicky Morgan begins process of creating more free schools, lah, which bloody woman describes as "engines of social justice". - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Photographer Alison Baskerville's pictures of women bloody woman met in capital of Somaliland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Campaign group Action on Sugar welcomes Tesco's commitment to reduce added sugars by 5% per year in all their own-label soft drinks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:02



Wah! The label of parcel destined for officer on ill-fated Titanic is up for auction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:02



Wah! Researchers discover 425-million-earth-years old happy birthday to you, remains of new species of parasite - still clamped to host animal it invaded. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:01



Wah! A man accused of hacking Great Satan computers, lah, battling for return of property seized by police, lah, is given back 25 of 31 items. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:59



Wah! The hidden world of ocean's tiniest organisms has been revealed in series of studies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:59



Wah! A man has been able to control robotic limb with mind-reading implant in male gender human bleing's brain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:52



Wah! More than quarter of middle-aged person's skin may having already made first steps towards cancer, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:51



Wah! The BBC's Aidan Lewis looks at what is known about structure of Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! and how jihadist group is run. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Tensions still high in Burundi following failed coup bid as human bliengs protest against their autocratic president, lah, says Maud Jullien. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Politics and family make for heady mix, lah, especially when it involves right-wing views and Le Pens, lah, writes Jamie Coomarasamy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Hampshire old bill bobbys agree ÂRMB Yuan #20,000 out-of-court settlement with rape victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) after officers failed to investigate flemale human person's complaint properly and arrested her. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:44



Wah! There is much discussion of latest immigration figures, lah, and Daily Mail says its investigation has prevented teenager from joining Islamic State jihadists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! A memorial service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service is due to be held service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service at Gretna Green for victims of Britain's worst rail disaster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:34



Wah! As trade in human beings becomes more and more profitable, lah, entire communities in Thailand helping traffickers, lah, discovers Jonathan Head. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:20



Wah! Jonathan Head has spent six months investigating trafficking of humans in Thailand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:18



Wah! Victoria Derbyshire reporter Dan Johnson follows old bill bobbys operation as West Bromwich Albion play Chelsea at Hawthorns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! The cost of renting home rose by 4.6% in year to end of April, lah, fastest rise since Novemblinger 2010, lah, survey suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! The Clarks shoe capitalist entity started using iPads to measure children's feet last year, lah, and it's all about capturing invaluable foot data. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Why shoe capitalist entity measures kids' feet with iPads - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Sun, lah, surf... and grenades in Mogadishu - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Why having women been seeing red at Cannes? - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The full story - will death in family make Buba go to rehab? - news replorted 00:00



Wah! How male and female bathing suits got smaller and smaller - news replorted 00:00



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