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Customer Letter: 199 / 1523 Nigel says...

Dear Ling,

Apologies for not writing sooner. I've been tied up, but that's enough about my sex life!

The new motor (Mercedes C200 - Ling) was delivered when you said it would by a very helpful driver who explained all the controls etc, very thoroughly.

Well, what can I say? Over the last 25 years I've had around 30 new cars of all descriptions, some I imported, some from dealers. I came to the conclusion all of those be-suited salesmen so eager when you buy and when you return "if only it wasn't that colour", or "well of course the new version has hit residuals" and the rest of the crap they talk, merely serve to make the car buying experience not very enjoyable. So I figured maybe a better way is to go the contract hire route (EUREKA! - Ling). You know the cost up front, no big deposit, car brought to you and taken away and no listening to the mountains of bullshit (and free road tax for whole term, and full warranty, and AA/RAC cover, and free noodles - I'll shut up now - Ling).

So, I start looking at lease companies only to find the hard sell and a variation on the same bullshit from dealers' salesmen. Then I stumbled on your site. Wow! Crazy Chinese woman with sense of humour who felt like she approaches business the same way I do. That is to really know what you're doing underneath but wrap it all up with a huge dollop of humour and fun and at the right price. You must work very hard Ling, and it shows. Hell's teeth, woman, you've even fired me up to go explore China! (You welcome to stay with my ex-Red Guard sister in Chengdu, Nigel. I arrange - Ling) And the sweets ain't bad either (Yes, I bribe customer with Chinese sweets - Ling)!

Well done. It's great to know there are people like you around. You deserve your success and I hope you have plenty. Don't get too big (Wah! I am only 50kg! - Ling) and never lose that humour you crazy mad Chinese person, you. Brilliant! See you in two years!"

Best wishes and many thanks.

Nigel

Editor Note: Wahhhhhhhhhh!!! Such beautiful letter! Thank you, thank you. Everyone reading this... please to contact Nigel to buy beautiful gifts, and you can see my official Master Jeweller certificate Nigel sent me here - Ling

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