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Customer Letter: 1157 / 1528
Neil says...
AUDI A3Excellent! It makes a refreshing change to receive such a high level of customer service throughout the whole process. The only downside were delivery delays from Audi UK.

However, Ling stepped in and arranged a loan car from Audi UK until my new car was finally delivered. I would recommend Ling to anyone interested in leasing - I'll be back in 2 years so hope there are still some great deals!

Excellent delivery, too. No problems with the delivery of either the loan car, or my new real lease car.

Neil Park
198 Birkenhead Road
Meols
Wirral
CH470NF


Editor Note: Yes, Neil, Audi production was up and down like a prostitute knickers. So... I got sick of them telling me that your car was delayed and got you the A3 hire car. I cannot do this every time, but sometimes, enough is enough! This is no way to run a car manufacturing company, Audi! Anyway, you are an Engineering Manager, Neil, so I am always pleased to get nice comments from a professional... even from Liverpool. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1156 / 1528
Matt says...
carLingsCars are everything a good, modern business should be. The list of positives is easy to write - Professional, responsive and human. So many businesses get it wrong – they forget to want your business. Ling and her team use technology brilliantly because it allows them to answer any queries quickly, efficiently and with a personal touch. If you want a car from a business with a personal touch.

If you want a car from a business with a sense of fun, professionalism and the best prices ANYWHERE. Use Ling! Delivery of my new Volkswagen Golf was excellent, on time and friendly.

Matt Farrah
Aviation Online
Office One
Engine House
Ashburton
TQ13 7DH


Editor Note: Wooooo, Matt, what a star letter! Aviation Online is an online e-learning site for aerospace engineers, pilots and aviation enthusiasts. I'm so pleased to receive praise from someone who knows online business. I am happy to be modern :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1154 / 1528
Frances says...
TOYOTA PRIUSWe did a lot of research before contacting LingsCars for our new Toyota Prius lease car. All of it said Ling was a great company to use. They weren't wrong! Ling has kept contact, nagged me and kept me informed every step of the way. Thanks . Love all the little Chinese sweeties. Delivery was excellent.

Frances Higgins
Blue Skies School
Fort Pitt House Annexe
New Road
Rochester
ME1 1DX


Editor Note: Fran, well, you are now greener than grass! You can drive around all day and emit less CO2 than a cow! How good is that? It was really brilliant dealing with you. You run Blue Skies, a new school, based in Medway, which offers a unique service to children with social and communication difficulties. It is a caring school with an holistic approach towards education. So, now you have a caring, holistic approach to motoring, too. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1153 / 1528
Steve says...
PEUGEOT 207 CCWe would like to thank you all very much for all your help and the smooth delivery of our new Peugeot 207 CC. We love it! From start to finish, you and your team maintained professionalism and support to ensure a pleasant experience with Lings cars. The Lingo system is fantastic! Wishing you all the success for the future.

Steve Crowley
72 Running Foxes Lane
Ashford
TN23 5LR


Editor Note: Steve and Leah, wow, you sent me a lovely card! You are sooooo kind! Now, you just need to wait for summer so you cen get the top down and enjoy the CC in the sunshine. In the meantime, have a great time in the snow :). Thanks again! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1152 / 1528
John says...
CITROEN C4 PICASSOI've been Linged! That is, carried through a first experience of renting a car of my choice by Ling Valentine, and made to feel a special customer. Wonderful to feel confidence in every part of the transaction from first enquiry until the prompt delivery of the car as requested.

The service from the dealer regarding supply of my Citroen C4 Picasso was fine. They seemed to sit on the paperwork for transferring my cherished plate to the car (it was actually the DVLA - Ling) which delayed my car a bit.

Good delivery. My Citroen is lovely, drives smoothly and will be economical on fuel, tax and insurance.

John Dougall
17 Haining Place
Grangemouth
FK3 9DR


Editor Note: The delay was the DVLA, Jack, not the dealer. However, your C4 Picasso will certainly be economical on road tax as you get that for free! :) You were a superstar customer, and you sent me many videos, from your webcam. At one stage we were chatting via video back and forth, despite you are a bloody "silver" surfer. It was so cool! I'm so pleased you enjoyed the experience, you were lovely to deal with. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1151 / 1528
Robert says...
FORD FOCUSDealing with Ling has been a blast. Her service and professionalism has been 100% and I'm glad I held back my initial reservations when I saw her website for the first time. The leasing process was doodle and Ling was very accommodating to my specific needs. She's a star and I thank her very much - but not for the rank sweets - bleurgh. Good delivery, the Focus is a great car, but I had to have a problem fixed in the first week.

Robert Wood
53 Durham Way
Thetford
IP24 1DU


Editor Note: Hahaha, well, I don't build the things, Robby! If I did then you would not have problems. I am so glad it has all been a blast. Fun is what it should be, getting a car should be enjoyable, eh? The sweets are poisonous, I agree - you ATE them? Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1150 / 1528
Alexander says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSODespite slightly complicated personal circumstances, I went from initial enquiry to having a new car delivered at exactly the time I asked for, in a little over a month. It really could not be any quicker or easier. Excellent on time delivery of my new Citroen C4 Grand Picasso, and a good demo of the car's features.

Alexander Tabrah
Address withheld
Co Antrim
BT29 ***


Editor Note: Yes, Alex! You are requesting privacy, so I withhold your address for security. You were out of the UK when you ordered the car, and we still managed to get it all together so you had the car when you came back to the UK. Have a great time in the Citroen! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1149 / 1528
Mark says...
carAs always Ling's service is great. I was always updated about what was going on and there were no false promises or over commitments. Thanks Ling! Delivered on time at a convenient location, but... the A6 could have been cleaner.

Mark Laikin
Address withheld
Bushey
WD23 ***


Editor Note: Mark, you are repeating customer, this car replaces a Megane Coupe Convertible. Wow. Maybe the weather was bad on the delivery day? Whatever, a quick wash sorts that out :) Thanks for comments, I do my best to be accurate - but you know that. As a financial controller, I appreciate you understand my cars are the cheapest and best value. See you in 2-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1148 / 1528
Scott says...
NISSAN QASHQAILINGsCARS offered the lowest price for the car I wanted. The aftercare service has been superb and the Lingo system has changed my life. Good delivery, but the car took ages to come.

Scott Walker
18 Wheelwright Close
Darlaston
WS10 8RP


Editor Note: Nissan had to build the car, Scott!! You got a factory-fresh Qashqai :) That's why it took a while, I cannot magic cars from the thin air, hahaha. I am so glad you LOVE the Lingo system, you cannot think how much work I have put into that. Still improving it. Thanks for the letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1147 / 1528
Mitul says...
MAZDA MX-5Very happy with service, fast, efficient and hassle free. Answer all your questions without delay. Will be using again. Excellent delivery on my new MX-5.

Mitul Patel
The Dower House
219 Oakwood Lane
Leeds
LS8 2PN


Editor Note: All you need now, is to add sunshine, Mit! You were great to deal with and fun to chat to. Thanks for being lovely. Now, get the top down! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1146 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
HONDA CIVICThank you very much for supplying our new Honda Civic. We couldn't have asked for a better deal with great service. We will certainly be back in 3 years time for another. Good delivery service, although 65 miles on the clock for delivery.

Elizabeth Pepper
44 Meadowview Road
West Ewell
Epsom
KT19 9UB


Editor Note: Elizabeth, thanks for letter. 65 miles is nothing, often cars in a showroom have that mileage. Miles will be adjusted if you go over the allowance, at the end. Glad you were pleased with my service. Cheers! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1145 / 1528
Leslie says...
AUDI A3Excellent service, you get exactly what it says in the tin. Good cars at great prices. Keep watching the deals and you can find what you want! Excellent delivery, my new Audi A3 was delivered by a 73 year old gent in clean condition.

Leslie Turner
Address withheld
Hebburn
NE31 ***


Editor Note: Yep, great advice, keep watching the deals! Cars come and go, and sooner or later a bargain appears with just the kind of car you are looking for. Delivered by "boy racer", hahahaha. Audi deliveries are usually super, so no surprise there... unlike some. Glad you are happy. On my tin, Les, it says "Made in China" :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1144 / 1528
Deborah says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOExcellent service from Ling and her team. Extremely prompt replies to any questions/queries and very friendly. Unreliable delivery of my Grande Punto from the dealer.

Deborah Playford
25 St John's Court
Beaumont Avenue
St Albans
AL1 4TS


Editor Note: Once again, the FIAT delivery bug - the dealers just can't get this together. Apart from that I know you were happy, Debbie. I do my best to be friendly and fast... unlike some companies. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1143 / 1528
Michael says...
AUDI A3Excellent service provided by Ling. A great deal, backed by regular communications. Recommended, so would certainly use again. Proud as punch in my new Audi A3. Car arrived earlier than the agreed time, but they forgot to bring my driving licence back.

Michael Gilliver
3 Drumpellier Avenue
Coatbridge
ML5 1JP


Editor Note: Michael, yes, new security meant that at the time, the Audi supplier needed to physically see your driving licence. They posted it back Special instead of doing what I wanted, bringing it back with the car. Thanks for pointing this out. However, overall you seem 100% happy, which is my aim. Go drive your new A3. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1142 / 1528
Christopher says...
 System was pretty good, in the crazy style of Ling. Service simple too. Delivery of my Citroen C2 was excellent - they did what they said.

Christopher Quickfall
Invate Ltd
Gateshead Ibc
Mulgrave Terrace
Gateshead
NE8 1AN


Editor Note: Chris, wow, you are so local to me! Not often I get local customers :). Hmmm, I can't decide if "System was pretty good" is good, or bad. I hope, good, I put a lot of work into my Lingo system! Thanks so much for being a fun customer to deal with. Enjoy the C2! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1141 / 1528
Anish says...
AUDI A4 SALOONVery pleased with the fast, efficient service. My new Audi A4 came with everything as ordered. Simple and easy to follow communication. Would use Ling again. Would recommend LINGsCARS.com again. Good delivery from the Audi dealer - polite, fast and reliable.

Anish Patel
3 Marefield
Reading
RG6 3DZ


Editor Note: Anish, you are happy with your new A4. I am so pleased. You are a dentist so you are used to pain, but hopefully you found my service painless :) Talk to you in 2-years! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1140 / 1528
Paul says...
 I have found you to be straightforward - no messing about and everything made as simple as possible. The whole exercise has been painless. Ling, you do what you say you are going to do - a rarity in this day and age. Many thanks. However, the supplier put the wrong registration in the service book - but good delivery.

Paul Giddy
119 Grove Road
Mitcham
CR4 1AE


Editor Note: Why do dealers make these simple errors?? I just don't know. Apart from that, I'm pleased you are happy. It is crazy that customers get surprised when I do what I say I will do - this should be normal behaviour. Unfortunately, with car leasing companies, it rarely is! Thanks for letter, Paul. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1138 / 1528
Gwendoline says...
  I really enjoyed the whole process - Ling made it fun! Everything went smoothly and I was kept informed all the way. Cars were delivered on time, excellent.

Gwendoline Howell
H-2-H UK Ltd
Kingsley Howell
3 Bellstone
Shrewsbury
SY1 1HU


Editor Note: Gwendoline, you has 2 x Matizzes! Thanks so much, as a letting agent you need to keep costs to a minimum in the current climate and I hope the Matizzes do the job for you. You were a real hoot to deal with, you were right, we had fun! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1137 / 1528
Leigh says...
FIAT PANDAGood service, good website - quick response times - very impressed with car - will be coming back in 3 years time - liked the extras in the post too :). Once the date was finalised, delivery of my new Fiat Panda was very good.

Leigh Mckenna
31 Perkhill Road
Lumphanan
AB31 4TG


Editor Note: Another Kung-Fu Panda! Nice to have good website comments from a freelance web designer/developer! Thanks so much. You were a superstar to deal with, Leigh. Hope you enjoy the Panda diesel! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1136 / 1528
Paramdeep says...
MITSUBISHI OUTLANDERGreat service as always. Mitsu Outlander is my second car from you now. Thanks Ling! Star! Excellent delivery. Awesomeness!

Paramdeep Dosanjh
The Leamington Group Limited
Connaught House, 4 Morrell Street
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5SZ


Editor Note: Peppy!!! You even drew me a big star, when you say "STAR"! Thanks!! You are a complete lunatic, and that makes you such a nice customer! Always nice to deal with fellow crazzzy. Also we are birds of a feather as we are both the successful immigrant, even though I am the first generation. Hope you love the Outlander - I had a ride in one in China this Christmas at Shuangliu, near Chengdu. It was a lovely car, the owner was a professor and she was VERY pleased with it :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1135 / 1528
Darren says...
VAUXHALL ANTARAIt was a pleasure ordering my car from Ling. The whole process was extremely easy and she explained things very simply. Everything went seamlessly with very little effort from me. Her crazy sense of humour added to the experience! Not only was she the cheapest, LINGsCARS were hands down the best leasing company I have dealt with. The new Lingo online web system made things much easier. I would definitely do business with them again and have recommended Ling to various colleagues and friends. Delivered the car (Vauxhall Antara) on time and in perfect condition - excellent!

Darren ****
Address Withheld
Ipswich
IP3 ***


Editor Note: Darren, you are an IT Consultant, so I very much appreciate the comments about my Lingo system. I think you appreciate the amount of work I put into it. You have a massively good Granite Black car for a massively cheap price. Hope you enjoy. Really, thanks so much for comments. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1134 / 1528
Bob says...
 Ling you are a pleasure to deal with – your crazy is great (like the Wall of China). And it's a very well organised operation – fantastic system – easy to follow – this is my second car from you – excellent service – great website – phone calls answered personally – emails answered quickly – new Lingo system very good - I like the way, as you pass through each stage of the whole contract hire process, you are kept informed of exactly where you are up to. The Toyota Avensis is great. Excellent delivery, the lady who delivered the car was great, even instructed me on the sat-nav!

Bob Gardner
City Jewellers
PO Box 25
Altincham
WA14 2FJ


Editor Note: Ho, ho, ho, and I even got you delivery from a fit bird!!! You should be pleased with me, Bob! You are such a fun customer to deal with and this is the second Avensis you have had. Glad you appreciate the Lingo, it is so much better than using email. Of course I answer phone calls personally :) But, I don't encourage phone calls - I want everything in writing on the Lingo. Bad boy! Enjoy the Toyota! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1133 / 1528
Walter says...
 Initially I was a little wary about the lease contract concept, but was convinced after studying Ling's site. Having completed all the proceedings I am now driving a very nice car I otherwise would not have been able to afford. Ling makes the daunting process easy (and enjoyable if you have a sense of humour). I am a convert! Thanks. Good, delivery as promised, no further dealer contact though.

Walter Aitchison
1a Murray Place
Peebles
EH45 8DJ


Editor Note: Hahahaha, you insist I call you "Iceman", Walter! So, I call myself "Maverick" when I talk to you :) You were fun, and you are correct - people with sense of humour missing need not apply! Why do you want further contact from the dealer, they will only mess it up? You should be damn happy with your Super Duper Vauxhall Sport Hatch which was soooooo cheap! You got a 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi for the price of a 1.4 LS. Maverick out! What a bloody Top Gun! Hahahaha! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1132 / 1528
Lindsay says...
 Best personal contract lease website for mere mortals by far! Everything is so straightforward (how refreshing). Ling is a very easy person to deal and speak with, thanks to her Lingo system. She is full of bright ideas - Always gives you a free lunch (just add water). Brilliant!! Thanks Ling. Excellent delivery, helpful and friendly on my new Citroen C2... but the Citroen guy seemed perplexed at how Ling does it better than them!

Lindsay Aspinall
21 Station Road
New Longton
Preston
PR4 4LN


Editor Note: Hahahaha, tell the Citroen guy I will kick his ass if he tries to figure that out! It is not rocket science, eh? You just treat people as adults and do stuff immediately. So simple. It is not about cars, it is about people, Linz. You are a super customer! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1131 / 1528
Stephen says...
TOYOTA PRIUSOnce again Ling a very simple and fun way of getting my new car. Having gone from urban warrior (Shotgun) to eco Warrior (Prius) the savings in just 1 month are incredible. Thanks once again. Excellent delivery, by a courteous polite driver. He phoned the night before and arrived on time having cleaned the car just before delivery. Excellent.

Stephen Gayler
2 Leaders Close
Wingrave
Aylesbury
HP224QJ


Editor Note: Wah! Now you can grab back some of that green-ness you lost driving the Shogun Sport! What a difference in cars! Just goes to show that going green doesn't mean suffering. Those Prius are fantastic, everyone simply loves them. Thanks for being a long-term customer, Steve. - Ling



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Wah! Former pop star Gary Glitter is jailed for 16 years for sexual abuse of three young girls that took place between 1975 and 1980. - news replorted 12:34



Wah! The Conservatives true "party of Wales", lah, prime dodgy minister tells party's Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs conference in Cardiff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 12:33



Wah! Robin van Persie could be out for more than two weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) with ankle problem, lah, says Manchester United boss Louis van Gaal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:32



Wah! A lake is searched as old bill bobbys attempt to locate teenager who has been missing for more than week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:29



Wah! Everton face trip to Ukraine after being drawn against Dynamo Kiev in last 16 of Europa League. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:24



Wah! Google has purchased website address .app in auction held by organisation which assigns web domains. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:24



Wah! Images from around world: 27 Febliurary - news replorted 12:22



Wah! A 21-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is cleared of murdering 53-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Jean Campbell in Glasgow park. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:17



Wah! A "despicable" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) window cleaner who tied up pensioner, lah, threatened flemale human person's into silence and stole RMB Yuan #15 is sentenced to 10 years in prison. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:17



Wah! Bentley Male Jacket Bentley today announces its new additions to Bentley Collection for spring. No spitting in damn website!!! Leather jackets inspired by world of - news replorted 12:10



Wah! A coroner records verdict of unlawful killing in inquest of seven-month-old baby who died at hands of flemale human person's mother. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:09



Wah! Authorities in Spain arrest eight human bliengs accused of travelling to eastern Ukraine to fight alongside pro-Russian rebels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:03



Wah! Mercedes-Benz 250 SL As usual, lah, it was standing room only at H&H Classics’ popular Pavilion Gardens, lah, Buxton venue this week when team of - news replorted 11:56



Wah! The cost of first and second class stamps each to rise by 1p from 30 March, lah, Royal Mail announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:45



Wah! The gap between most expensive and cheapest regional average house prices in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep is more than RMB Yuan #350,000, lah, figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 11:29



Wah! Danish old bill bobbys arrest third man suspected of aiding gunman who killed two human bliengs in attacks in Copenhagen earlier this month. - news replorted 11:27



Wah! Gold and white or black and blue? debate about dress ...you wan' red car blue car any damn colour you want colour becomes internet sensation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:23



Wah! Ugandan old bill bobbys harass and physically abuse gay human bliengs in custody, lah, including subjecting them to intrusive examinations, lah, rights report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:21



Wah! Reducing number of teams taking part in next damn crazy Engrish baseball game World Cup in 2019 is "a nonsense", lah, says Jonathan Agnew. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 11:15



Wah! old bill bobbys having won right to listen to Boston College interviews by loyalist Winston 'Winkie' Rea but tapes remain secret in case of another appeal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Greater Manchester will begin taking control of its health budget from rainy season-month Aplil after devolution agreement is signed by Chancellor George Osborne. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:09



Wah! A man who was found guilty of raping young boy at nursery and of sexually abusing girl is jailed for eight years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:49



Wah! TalkTalk clustomlers being warned about scammers who managed to steal account numbers and names from company's computers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:42



Wah! Harrison Floord will reprise male gender human bleing's role as old bill bobbys officer Rick Deckard in forthcoming Blade Runner sequel, lah, it is confirmed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:42



Wah! Onwards and upwards for Ryundali Motorsport as WRC moves overseas Ryundali Motorsport hopes to continue its recent fine run of form as FIA World Rally Championship (WRC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! moves on to R - news replorted 10:39



Wah! Auto Fuel Fix MD Bruce Compton with AFF Racing Porsche Boxster S UK’s largest independent roadside specialist recovery services, lah, Hampshire-based Auto Fuel Fix, lah, has just launched Fue - news replorted 10:32



Wah!  (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Milli Clubman Vision Gran Turismo Inspired by brand's legendary motor racing success, lah, Milli Design Team has created essence of Milli to enable - news replorted 10:29



Wah! Ukraine's president says "military threat from east" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) will remain even if truce with rebels holds, lah, warning seen as reference to Russia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:28



Wah! The International Cycling Union requests that Astana, lah, team of Vincenzo Nibali, lah, has its World Tour licence withdrawn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:24



Wah! Nigel Farage says UKIP will back Conservative efforts to eliminate deficit by 2018 but only if they stick to their plans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! Jack Nowell and Alex velly damn good boiled chicken-feete named in Province of Engrish running-dogs's starting XV to face autonomous province of Guinness drinkers in Six Nations on Sunday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:21



Wah! The National Motor Museum is delighted to announce that it has been successful in its application to DCMS/Wolfson Mu - news replorted 10:19



Wah! TMJ Interiors having become leader in special joinery Leading specialist joinery contractor, lah, TMJ Interiors has taken delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of both Wolwo FE-320 6x2 and FL-210 4x2 rig - news replorted 10:18



Wah! What ...you wan' red car blue car any damn colour you want colour is this dress? It's question that's been trending on Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) for hours. Eating rice!! How? - news replorted 10:11



Wah! Attackers hack to death US-Bangladeshi blogger who campaigned for secular society, lah, sparking protest by hundreds of students. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:11



Wah! Mark Lowen speaks to business owners in Athens about government's anti-austerity stance. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:09



Wah! Motorpoint Staff Celebrate Becoming Top 100 Company Motorpoint has been named one of Top 100 Best Mid-Sized Companies to Work for in 2015. - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Scientists at Plymouth University play improvised pieces of music with help of slime mould. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:52



Wah! Vauxhall Motors certified as Top Employer United Kingdom 2015 Vlauxhall Motors was awarded Top Employer United Kingdom 2015 certification at awards ceremony at Old Billingsgate, lah, Lo - news replorted 09:52



Wah! Devon and Cornwall old bill bobbys withdraws tweeted image which appears to show riot officer hitting person on ground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:51



Wah! The BMWah-wah! i8 BMW’s multi-award winning plug-in hybrid sports car, lah, i8, lah, has been crowned bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year for 2015. - news replorted 09:27



Wah! Detroit Electric Showroom Detroit Electric has revealed unique and innovative design of its first flagship store, lah, which has been constructed o - news replorted 09:25



Wah! The First dodgy minister Peter Robinson is in west Belfast in visit that Sinn Féin has described as "historic ". - news replorted 09:22



Wah! Iraqi minority groups subject to "systematic strategy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by IS to controlling in driving manner them out of country, lah, human rights groups warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:22



Wah! Readers' photographs on theme of gardens - news replorted 09:13



Wah! Companies wantinging to run rail franchises in north of Province of Engrish running-dogs must scrap Pacer trains, lah, Department of Transport confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Ashbourne racer Randon to launch key charity drive Michelin Clio Cup Race Series front-runner Sam Randon is teaming-up with Greenbank Group, lah, male gender human bleing's headline sponsor, lah, to launc - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Photographers recording first 24 hours of each year - news replorted 08:50



Wah! Steve Durkin MG handing cars over to Burnley FC International soccer stars at Premier League side Burnley FC having voted MG3 real match winner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:47



Wah! Feyenoord's Europa League game against Roma is suspended for more than 10 minutes when inflatable banana is thrown from stands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:40



Wah! Pop star Madonna says bloody woman suffered whiplash as result of flemale human person's "nightmare" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) accident at Wednesday's Brit Awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:30



Wah! British Airways owner International Airlines Group (IAG) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! reports big jump in profits for 2014 and raises its profit forecast for this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:15



Wah! Celtic's Virgil Van Dijk describes referee as "horrible" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after male gender human bleing's red card during 1-0 loss to Inter Milan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:08



Wah! Rolls-Royce Ghost Series II jury of some of UK’s most respected and revered automotive journalists has awarded Rolls-Royce Ghost Series II - news replorted 08:01



Wah! The Wlokswaglon Passat Estate GT new Wlokswaglon Passat Estate, lah, which went on sale in bloody annoying Blitish in January, lah, has been named Estate LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year in - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Jaguar F-TYPE Coupé Jagluar F-TYPE Coupé has built on hugely successful 2014 by picking up three major bloody annoying Blitish awards in Febliurary 2015 alone - news replorted 08:00



Wah! An entire north Welsh land of sheep and more sheep castle is painstakingly constructed brick-by-brick by American enthusiast - captured frame-by-frame on film. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:59



Wah! AB de Villiers hits fastest 150 in one-day international history as South Africa amass 408-5 against West Indies in Sydney. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:58



Wah! Nicola Sturgeon says bloody woman is proud of flemale human person's achievements after 100 days as first minster but admits there is "much more to do". - news replorted 07:40



Wah! British world number one taekwondo fighter Aaron Cook wantings to represent Moldova at Rio Olympics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:28



Wah! A London (capital of Great England) Underground worker was sacked for having epilepsy, lah, Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Kate Hoey says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:26



Wah! Lloyds Banking Group confirms that it will resume paying dividends to shareholders for first clock time result since financial crisis in 2008. - news replorted 07:24



Wah! Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg will tell party members that further devolution "would not having happened" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) without Lib Dem bloody annoying Blitish ministers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:14



Wah! Five specially selected commissioners will take over running of Rotherham council. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:14



Wah! Chelsea wanting Nathaniel Clyne, lah, Rafael to leave Man Utd, lah, Cheick Tiote to exit Newcastle, lah, Diego Costa will not change, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:11



Wah! A faith-based project aimed at reducing crime (shoud shoot them) in Northamptonshire has not given any money to non-Christian religious groups. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:02



Wah! Prince William continues male gender human bleing's visit to Japan, lah, lunching with Japanese Emperor Akihito. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 06:53



Wah! There "considerable challenges" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to close education performance gap for children from poorer backgrounds and dodgy ministers needs to more, lah, AMs warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:50



Wah! A $150,000 custom-made Calvin Klein Collection by Francisco Costa dress, lah, worn by actress Lupita Nyong'o at Oscars, lah, has been stolen in Hollywood. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:47



Wah! Following clashes on streets of Athens, lah, German Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters due to vote on plan to extend financial aid to Greece by another four months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:42



Wah! There were more than 12,000 attendances at hospital emergency departments in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers in past financial year for self-harm and suicidal thought, lah, according to new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:17



Wah! Russia will host next silly kick-kick game World Cup, lah, and with three years to go before finals, lah, FIFA has called level of racism in Russian game "completely unacceptable". - news replorted 06:15



Wah! Kia SPORTSPACE Concept working week is over. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! late afternoon sun is glinting on ice crystals in road-side snowbanks and turning - news replorted 06:00



Wah! New Twingo collects bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year award ingenious new Renliot Twingo has claimed second prestigious consumer award in bloody annoying Blitish within less than six months o - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Virginia becomes second Great Satan state to agree compensation for human bliengs who were forcibly sterilised under eugenics programmes until 1970s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:50



Wah! The Duke of Cambridge lays wreath to commemorate Commonwealth fighty bang-bang dead at Yokohama fighty bang-bang Cemetery in Japan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:12



Wah! A Hong Kong woman is jailed for six years for severely abusing flemale human person's Indonesian maid, lah, in case that sparked international concern. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:37



Wah! A gunman kills three human bliengs and then himself at apartment in South Korean city of Hwaseong, lah, reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:34



Wah! MPs say Chancellor George Osborne's claim (always claiming, huh?) to having "halved" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) UK's RMB Yuan #1.7bn EU budget surcharge last year is "not supported by facts". - news replorted 04:06



Wah! As Great Satan tweaks its web regulations, lah, Cuba is looking to radically update its internet infrastructure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:23



Wah! Fragments of wheat DNA suggest wheat was present in Britain 8,000 years ago, lah, long before it was grown by British farmers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:23



Wah! It is "almost inevitable" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that people's blood will take first steps towards leukaemia, lah, researchers show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 03:17



Wah! A service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service allowing motorists in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep charged with summary motoring offences to enter plea online is being launched by government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:09



Wah! Ed Miliband is to say tuition fees having been "disaster" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and will set out Labour's plans to cut them by third. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:55



Wah! How Ghana has reversed exodus of nurses to bloody annoying Blitish - news replorted 02:47



Wah! Shares on Japan's main index were up on Friday morning due to weaker yen against Great Satan dollar and despite raft of mostly disappointing economic figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:11



Wah! The widow of man killed by "Jihadi John", lah, masked Islamic State militant identified on Thursday as man from London, lah, says bloody woman wantings him caught alive. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:03



Wah! There is "alarming" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) shortfall in Bloody foreign Office staff able to speak Arabic or Russian, lah, Bloody foreign Affairs Committee warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:53



Wah! David Cameron and Nick Clegg set out plans to transfer more powers from Westminster to Wales, lah, after months of cross-party talks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:34



Wah! The parents of 43 Mexican students who went missing five months ago in town of Iguala lead monthly number-three in Mexico City to demand justice. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:18



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Trust boss responsible for Stoke Mandeville hospital is criticised for telling Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Jimmy Savile was 'not given free access', lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:14



Wah! A Great Satan intelligence assessment of security threats faced by country highlights cyber attacks from Bloody foreign governments and criminals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! AirAsia, lah, one of Asia's most successful carriers, lah, has posted its first net loss in two years, lah, citing currency exchange losses and higher taxes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:51



Wah! Polling companies make adjustments based on past experience, lah, but that makes things tricky when election is different to previous ones, lah, writes Anthony Reuben. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:51



Wah! The West must show huge resolve if Ukrainian ceasefire is to hold, lah, writes Prof Anatol Lieven. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! Why Falklands banknote flopped - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Can deaf comedian make hearing audience laugh? - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Will Narendra Modi be India's Thatcher? - news replorted 00:35



Wah! A collection of rare objects, lah, including shield thought to having been picked up by Captain Cook in 1770, lah, set to return to Australia for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:27



Wah! The film stars abducted by North Korea and forced to make movies - news replorted 00:13



Wah! The disappearing books of New York city subway - news replorted 00:10



Wah! The Israeli and Iranian musicians who bonded over Bach - news replorted 00:10



Wah! The Magazine's weekly quiz of news, lah, 7 days 7 questions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! The identification of Islamic State extremist who became known as "Jihadi John" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) leads most papers, lah, which look into Mohammed Emwazi's past. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Are tablets losing their appeal? - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Some countries turning their back on nuclear power, lah, but others pressing ahead with plans for new generation of reactors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The digital technology combating job application fraud - news replorted 00:01



Wah! About three quarters of children in early years of primary school now taking school dinners, lah, according to figures seen by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:00



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