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Customer Letter: 1157 / 1529
Neil says...
AUDI A3Excellent! It makes a refreshing change to receive such a high level of customer service throughout the whole process. The only downside were delivery delays from Audi UK.

However, Ling stepped in and arranged a loan car from Audi UK until my new car was finally delivered. I would recommend Ling to anyone interested in leasing - I'll be back in 2 years so hope there are still some great deals!

Excellent delivery, too. No problems with the delivery of either the loan car, or my new real lease car.

Neil Park
198 Birkenhead Road
Meols
Wirral
CH470NF


Editor Note: Yes, Neil, Audi production was up and down like a prostitute knickers. So... I got sick of them telling me that your car was delayed and got you the A3 hire car. I cannot do this every time, but sometimes, enough is enough! This is no way to run a car manufacturing company, Audi! Anyway, you are an Engineering Manager, Neil, so I am always pleased to get nice comments from a professional... even from Liverpool. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1156 / 1529
Matt says...
carLingsCars are everything a good, modern business should be. The list of positives is easy to write - Professional, responsive and human. So many businesses get it wrong – they forget to want your business. Ling and her team use technology brilliantly because it allows them to answer any queries quickly, efficiently and with a personal touch. If you want a car from a business with a personal touch.

If you want a car from a business with a sense of fun, professionalism and the best prices ANYWHERE. Use Ling! Delivery of my new Volkswagen Golf was excellent, on time and friendly.

Matt Farrah
Aviation Online
Office One
Engine House
Ashburton
TQ13 7DH


Editor Note: Wooooo, Matt, what a star letter! Aviation Online is an online e-learning site for aerospace engineers, pilots and aviation enthusiasts. I'm so pleased to receive praise from someone who knows online business. I am happy to be modern :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1154 / 1529
Frances says...
TOYOTA PRIUSWe did a lot of research before contacting LingsCars for our new Toyota Prius lease car. All of it said Ling was a great company to use. They weren't wrong! Ling has kept contact, nagged me and kept me informed every step of the way. Thanks . Love all the little Chinese sweeties. Delivery was excellent.

Frances Higgins
Blue Skies School
Fort Pitt House Annexe
New Road
Rochester
ME1 1DX


Editor Note: Fran, well, you are now greener than grass! You can drive around all day and emit less CO2 than a cow! How good is that? It was really brilliant dealing with you. You run Blue Skies, a new school, based in Medway, which offers a unique service to children with social and communication difficulties. It is a caring school with an holistic approach towards education. So, now you have a caring, holistic approach to motoring, too. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1153 / 1529
Steve says...
PEUGEOT 207 CCWe would like to thank you all very much for all your help and the smooth delivery of our new Peugeot 207 CC. We love it! From start to finish, you and your team maintained professionalism and support to ensure a pleasant experience with Lings cars. The Lingo system is fantastic! Wishing you all the success for the future.

Steve Crowley
72 Running Foxes Lane
Ashford
TN23 5LR


Editor Note: Steve and Leah, wow, you sent me a lovely card! You are sooooo kind! Now, you just need to wait for summer so you cen get the top down and enjoy the CC in the sunshine. In the meantime, have a great time in the snow :). Thanks again! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1152 / 1529
John says...
CITROEN C4 PICASSOI've been Linged! That is, carried through a first experience of renting a car of my choice by Ling Valentine, and made to feel a special customer. Wonderful to feel confidence in every part of the transaction from first enquiry until the prompt delivery of the car as requested.

The service from the dealer regarding supply of my Citroen C4 Picasso was fine. They seemed to sit on the paperwork for transferring my cherished plate to the car (it was actually the DVLA - Ling) which delayed my car a bit.

Good delivery. My Citroen is lovely, drives smoothly and will be economical on fuel, tax and insurance.

John Dougall
17 Haining Place
Grangemouth
FK3 9DR


Editor Note: The delay was the DVLA, Jack, not the dealer. However, your C4 Picasso will certainly be economical on road tax as you get that for free! :) You were a superstar customer, and you sent me many videos, from your webcam. At one stage we were chatting via video back and forth, despite you are a bloody "silver" surfer. It was so cool! I'm so pleased you enjoyed the experience, you were lovely to deal with. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1151 / 1529
Robert says...
FORD FOCUSDealing with Ling has been a blast. Her service and professionalism has been 100% and I'm glad I held back my initial reservations when I saw her website for the first time. The leasing process was doodle and Ling was very accommodating to my specific needs. She's a star and I thank her very much - but not for the rank sweets - bleurgh. Good delivery, the Focus is a great car, but I had to have a problem fixed in the first week.

Robert Wood
53 Durham Way
Thetford
IP24 1DU


Editor Note: Hahaha, well, I don't build the things, Robby! If I did then you would not have problems. I am so glad it has all been a blast. Fun is what it should be, getting a car should be enjoyable, eh? The sweets are poisonous, I agree - you ATE them? Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1150 / 1529
Alexander says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSODespite slightly complicated personal circumstances, I went from initial enquiry to having a new car delivered at exactly the time I asked for, in a little over a month. It really could not be any quicker or easier. Excellent on time delivery of my new Citroen C4 Grand Picasso, and a good demo of the car's features.

Alexander Tabrah
Address withheld
Co Antrim
BT29 ***


Editor Note: Yes, Alex! You are requesting privacy, so I withhold your address for security. You were out of the UK when you ordered the car, and we still managed to get it all together so you had the car when you came back to the UK. Have a great time in the Citroen! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1149 / 1529
Mark says...
carAs always Ling's service is great. I was always updated about what was going on and there were no false promises or over commitments. Thanks Ling! Delivered on time at a convenient location, but... the A6 could have been cleaner.

Mark Laikin
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Bushey
WD23 ***


Editor Note: Mark, you are repeating customer, this car replaces a Megane Coupe Convertible. Wow. Maybe the weather was bad on the delivery day? Whatever, a quick wash sorts that out :) Thanks for comments, I do my best to be accurate - but you know that. As a financial controller, I appreciate you understand my cars are the cheapest and best value. See you in 2-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1148 / 1529
Scott says...
NISSAN QASHQAILINGsCARS offered the lowest price for the car I wanted. The aftercare service has been superb and the Lingo system has changed my life. Good delivery, but the car took ages to come.

Scott Walker
18 Wheelwright Close
Darlaston
WS10 8RP


Editor Note: Nissan had to build the car, Scott!! You got a factory-fresh Qashqai :) That's why it took a while, I cannot magic cars from the thin air, hahaha. I am so glad you LOVE the Lingo system, you cannot think how much work I have put into that. Still improving it. Thanks for the letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1147 / 1529
Mitul says...
MAZDA MX-5Very happy with service, fast, efficient and hassle free. Answer all your questions without delay. Will be using again. Excellent delivery on my new MX-5.

Mitul Patel
The Dower House
219 Oakwood Lane
Leeds
LS8 2PN


Editor Note: All you need now, is to add sunshine, Mit! You were great to deal with and fun to chat to. Thanks for being lovely. Now, get the top down! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1146 / 1529
Elizabeth says...
HONDA CIVICThank you very much for supplying our new Honda Civic. We couldn't have asked for a better deal with great service. We will certainly be back in 3 years time for another. Good delivery service, although 65 miles on the clock for delivery.

Elizabeth Pepper
44 Meadowview Road
West Ewell
Epsom
KT19 9UB


Editor Note: Elizabeth, thanks for letter. 65 miles is nothing, often cars in a showroom have that mileage. Miles will be adjusted if you go over the allowance, at the end. Glad you were pleased with my service. Cheers! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1145 / 1529
Leslie says...
AUDI A3Excellent service, you get exactly what it says in the tin. Good cars at great prices. Keep watching the deals and you can find what you want! Excellent delivery, my new Audi A3 was delivered by a 73 year old gent in clean condition.

Leslie Turner
Address withheld
Hebburn
NE31 ***


Editor Note: Yep, great advice, keep watching the deals! Cars come and go, and sooner or later a bargain appears with just the kind of car you are looking for. Delivered by "boy racer", hahahaha. Audi deliveries are usually super, so no surprise there... unlike some. Glad you are happy. On my tin, Les, it says "Made in China" :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1144 / 1529
Deborah says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOExcellent service from Ling and her team. Extremely prompt replies to any questions/queries and very friendly. Unreliable delivery of my Grande Punto from the dealer.

Deborah Playford
25 St John's Court
Beaumont Avenue
St Albans
AL1 4TS


Editor Note: Once again, the FIAT delivery bug - the dealers just can't get this together. Apart from that I know you were happy, Debbie. I do my best to be friendly and fast... unlike some companies. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1143 / 1529
Michael says...
AUDI A3Excellent service provided by Ling. A great deal, backed by regular communications. Recommended, so would certainly use again. Proud as punch in my new Audi A3. Car arrived earlier than the agreed time, but they forgot to bring my driving licence back.

Michael Gilliver
3 Drumpellier Avenue
Coatbridge
ML5 1JP


Editor Note: Michael, yes, new security meant that at the time, the Audi supplier needed to physically see your driving licence. They posted it back Special instead of doing what I wanted, bringing it back with the car. Thanks for pointing this out. However, overall you seem 100% happy, which is my aim. Go drive your new A3. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1142 / 1529
Christopher says...
 System was pretty good, in the crazy style of Ling. Service simple too. Delivery of my Citroen C2 was excellent - they did what they said.

Christopher Quickfall
Invate Ltd
Gateshead Ibc
Mulgrave Terrace
Gateshead
NE8 1AN


Editor Note: Chris, wow, you are so local to me! Not often I get local customers :). Hmmm, I can't decide if "System was pretty good" is good, or bad. I hope, good, I put a lot of work into my Lingo system! Thanks so much for being a fun customer to deal with. Enjoy the C2! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1141 / 1529
Anish says...
AUDI A4 SALOONVery pleased with the fast, efficient service. My new Audi A4 came with everything as ordered. Simple and easy to follow communication. Would use Ling again. Would recommend LINGsCARS.com again. Good delivery from the Audi dealer - polite, fast and reliable.

Anish Patel
3 Marefield
Reading
RG6 3DZ


Editor Note: Anish, you are happy with your new A4. I am so pleased. You are a dentist so you are used to pain, but hopefully you found my service painless :) Talk to you in 2-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1140 / 1529
Paul says...
 I have found you to be straightforward - no messing about and everything made as simple as possible. The whole exercise has been painless. Ling, you do what you say you are going to do - a rarity in this day and age. Many thanks. However, the supplier put the wrong registration in the service book - but good delivery.

Paul Giddy
119 Grove Road
Mitcham
CR4 1AE


Editor Note: Why do dealers make these simple errors?? I just don't know. Apart from that, I'm pleased you are happy. It is crazy that customers get surprised when I do what I say I will do - this should be normal behaviour. Unfortunately, with car leasing companies, it rarely is! Thanks for letter, Paul. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1138 / 1529
Gwendoline says...
  I really enjoyed the whole process - Ling made it fun! Everything went smoothly and I was kept informed all the way. Cars were delivered on time, excellent.

Gwendoline Howell
H-2-H UK Ltd
Kingsley Howell
3 Bellstone
Shrewsbury
SY1 1HU


Editor Note: Gwendoline, you has 2 x Matizzes! Thanks so much, as a letting agent you need to keep costs to a minimum in the current climate and I hope the Matizzes do the job for you. You were a real hoot to deal with, you were right, we had fun! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1137 / 1529
Leigh says...
FIAT PANDAGood service, good website - quick response times - very impressed with car - will be coming back in 3 years time - liked the extras in the post too :). Once the date was finalised, delivery of my new Fiat Panda was very good.

Leigh Mckenna
31 Perkhill Road
Lumphanan
AB31 4TG


Editor Note: Another Kung-Fu Panda! Nice to have good website comments from a freelance web designer/developer! Thanks so much. You were a superstar to deal with, Leigh. Hope you enjoy the Panda diesel! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1136 / 1529
Paramdeep says...
MITSUBISHI OUTLANDERGreat service as always. Mitsu Outlander is my second car from you now. Thanks Ling! Star! Excellent delivery. Awesomeness!

Paramdeep Dosanjh
The Leamington Group Limited
Connaught House, 4 Morrell Street
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5SZ


Editor Note: Peppy!!! You even drew me a big star, when you say "STAR"! Thanks!! You are a complete lunatic, and that makes you such a nice customer! Always nice to deal with fellow crazzzy. Also we are birds of a feather as we are both the successful immigrant, even though I am the first generation. Hope you love the Outlander - I had a ride in one in China this Christmas at Shuangliu, near Chengdu. It was a lovely car, the owner was a professor and she was VERY pleased with it :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1135 / 1529
Darren says...
VAUXHALL ANTARAIt was a pleasure ordering my car from Ling. The whole process was extremely easy and she explained things very simply. Everything went seamlessly with very little effort from me. Her crazy sense of humour added to the experience! Not only was she the cheapest, LINGsCARS were hands down the best leasing company I have dealt with. The new Lingo online web system made things much easier. I would definitely do business with them again and have recommended Ling to various colleagues and friends. Delivered the car (Vauxhall Antara) on time and in perfect condition - excellent!

Darren ****
Address Withheld
Ipswich
IP3 ***


Editor Note: Darren, you are an IT Consultant, so I very much appreciate the comments about my Lingo system. I think you appreciate the amount of work I put into it. You have a massively good Granite Black car for a massively cheap price. Hope you enjoy. Really, thanks so much for comments. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1134 / 1529
Bob says...
 Ling you are a pleasure to deal with – your crazy is great (like the Wall of China). And it's a very well organised operation – fantastic system – easy to follow – this is my second car from you – excellent service – great website – phone calls answered personally – emails answered quickly – new Lingo system very good - I like the way, as you pass through each stage of the whole contract hire process, you are kept informed of exactly where you are up to. The Toyota Avensis is great. Excellent delivery, the lady who delivered the car was great, even instructed me on the sat-nav!

Bob Gardner
City Jewellers
PO Box 25
Altincham
WA14 2FJ


Editor Note: Ho, ho, ho, and I even got you delivery from a fit bird!!! You should be pleased with me, Bob! You are such a fun customer to deal with and this is the second Avensis you have had. Glad you appreciate the Lingo, it is so much better than using email. Of course I answer phone calls personally :) But, I don't encourage phone calls - I want everything in writing on the Lingo. Bad boy! Enjoy the Toyota! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1133 / 1529
Walter says...
 Initially I was a little wary about the lease contract concept, but was convinced after studying Ling's site. Having completed all the proceedings I am now driving a very nice car I otherwise would not have been able to afford. Ling makes the daunting process easy (and enjoyable if you have a sense of humour). I am a convert! Thanks. Good, delivery as promised, no further dealer contact though.

Walter Aitchison
1a Murray Place
Peebles
EH45 8DJ


Editor Note: Hahahaha, you insist I call you "Iceman", Walter! So, I call myself "Maverick" when I talk to you :) You were fun, and you are correct - people with sense of humour missing need not apply! Why do you want further contact from the dealer, they will only mess it up? You should be damn happy with your Super Duper Vauxhall Sport Hatch which was soooooo cheap! You got a 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi for the price of a 1.4 LS. Maverick out! What a bloody Top Gun! Hahahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1132 / 1529
Lindsay says...
 Best personal contract lease website for mere mortals by far! Everything is so straightforward (how refreshing). Ling is a very easy person to deal and speak with, thanks to her Lingo system. She is full of bright ideas - Always gives you a free lunch (just add water). Brilliant!! Thanks Ling. Excellent delivery, helpful and friendly on my new Citroen C2... but the Citroen guy seemed perplexed at how Ling does it better than them!

Lindsay Aspinall
21 Station Road
New Longton
Preston
PR4 4LN


Editor Note: Hahahaha, tell the Citroen guy I will kick his ass if he tries to figure that out! It is not rocket science, eh? You just treat people as adults and do stuff immediately. So simple. It is not about cars, it is about people, Linz. You are a super customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1131 / 1529
Stephen says...
TOYOTA PRIUSOnce again Ling a very simple and fun way of getting my new car. Having gone from urban warrior (Shotgun) to eco Warrior (Prius) the savings in just 1 month are incredible. Thanks once again. Excellent delivery, by a courteous polite driver. He phoned the night before and arrived on time having cleaned the car just before delivery. Excellent.

Stephen Gayler
2 Leaders Close
Wingrave
Aylesbury
HP224QJ


Editor Note: Wah! Now you can grab back some of that green-ness you lost driving the Shogun Sport! What a difference in cars! Just goes to show that going green doesn't mean suffering. Those Prius are fantastic, everyone simply loves them. Thanks for being a long-term customer, Steve. - Ling



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Wah! Puerto Rican salsa singer and composer Cheo Feliciano dies in LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine crash in male gender human bleing's native island aged 78. - news replorted 15:09



Wah! Catch up with all news at New York Motor Show 2014 with our A-Z round-up. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 15:06



Wah! Around 500 friends and family members pay tribute to Keane Wallis-Bennett, lah, schoolgirl who died when school wall fell on top of her. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 14:57



Wah! Green Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Caroline Lucas and four co-defendants cleared of obstructing public highway during anti-fracking protest in Balcombe, lah, West Sussex. - news replorted 14:41



Wah! In open garbling written down on paper message to Google's Eric Schmidt boss of German publishing firm Axel Springer says it is afraid of search giant. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:20



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News presenter George Alagiah is diagnosed with bowel cancer and will take break from broadcasting while bloody man receives treatment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:13



Wah! The Queen has handed out specially-minted coins as part of traditional Royal Maundy service, lah, held this year at Blackburn Cathedral. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 14:10



Wah! Two South Welsh land of sheep and more sheep old bill bobbys officers convicted of theft after being caught in undercover sting by their own force. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:54



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs's Lee Westwood shoots opening-round 65 at Malaysian Open to lead by one shot from Nicolas Colsaerts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:48



Wah! The prosthetic leg belonging to Oscar Pistorius has been shown to court during male gender human bleing's murder trial. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! bloody man denies murder, lah, claiming bloody man mistook Reeva Steenkamp for burglar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:35



Wah! On Saturday 9th and Sunday 10th August,the magnificent parkland grounds of Castle Hill, lah, North Devon home of Earl - news replorted 13:25



Wah! The funeral is held for 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl who died after wall fell on flemale human person's at Edinburgh school. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:21



Wah! Actress Jessica "Dear Leader" Brown Findlay ditches make-up and glamour of Downton Abbey for gritty adaptation of Daphne du Maurier's Jamaica Inn - news replorted 13:18



Wah! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land says law firm Clifford Chance has cleared it over allegations that it forced small firms to close so it could make profit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:11



Wah! The David "Dear Leader" Brown Automotive Speedback GT has been unveiled to public for first clock time result at Top Marques show in th - news replorted 12:49



Wah! British design consultancy Envisage Group is inviting guests to join team on stand F2 at this year’s Top Marques Sho - news replorted 12:49



Wah! Estelle Lovatt and David Bailey discuss Finland's decision to produce "world's first" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) homoerotic stamps - news replorted 12:48



Wah! Three artists shortlisted for BP Portrait Award 2014, lah, for work featuring homeless man, lah, reluctant mother and mature fashionista. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:48



Wah! The all-new Floord Transit Courier will offer van operators best-in-class fuel efficiency and load space when first mo - news replorted 12:48



Wah! A man who suffered with chronic hand pain chopped limb off so human bliengs "would listen." (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 12:37



Wah! Two more women arrested by detectives investigating 1972 abduction and murder of Belfast woman Jean McConville. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:34



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation and Sky's video-on-demand apps simultaneously experience fault on iPhones and iPads that prevents TV shows from streaming. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 12:32



Wah! Gareth Bale proves bloody man can be game-changer on big occasion for Real Madrid with winner in Copa del Rey final - news replorted 12:32



Wah! The season-opening race of sports LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine World Endurance Championship WEC at Silverstone on 20 rainy season-month Aplil marks return o - news replorted 12:31



Wah! It's Caption Challenge. What the hell I mean??!! Oh yes it is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:30



Wah! A man who beheaded male gender human bleing's teenage girlfriend with kitchen knife at male gender human bleing's flat in Sheffield is found guilty of flemale human person's murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:28



Wah! On capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity Holiday weekend of 3rd- 5th May, lah, visitors to normally peaceful village of Buckler’s Hard, lah, on banks o - news replorted 12:21



Wah! The son of one of four men who died when mine in Swansea Valley flooded tells court bloody man "knew straight away there was no chance for them boys". - news replorted 12:17



Wah! The Metropolitan old bill bobbys say they having seized one of their biggest gun hauls of firearms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:16



Wah! Russia's President Putin says bloody man hopes bloody man won't having to exercise male gender human bleing's "right" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to send troops into Ukraine, lah, as crisis talks held with Western leaders in Geneva. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:15



Wah! Defending champion Ronnie O'Sullivan drawn to face Robin Hull in first round of World Championship in Sheffield. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:11



Wah! Iran has neutralised half of its higher-enriched uranium stockpile, lah, in keeping with deal agreed earlier this year, lah, world's nuclear watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:07



Wah! Three human bliengs were killed in raid on base in eastern Ukraine overnight, lah, country's interior dodgy minister says, lah, as US, lah, Russia, lah, EU and Ukraine begin crisis talks in Geneva. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:04



Wah! The decade between 2004 and 2014 was one of most dramatic eras in century-old history of Isle of Man Tourist - news replorted 12:03



Wah! Cardiff-based P&T Woodruff Haulage Ltd, lah, contract haulier for Hope Construction Materials, lah, has taken delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of UK’s - news replorted 12:03



Wah! The battle over Britain's level crossings - news replorted 12:01



Wah! More than 300 call centre jobs to be created in Londonderry as result of investment by American corporation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:58



Wah! Written by Malcolm Bobbitt, lah, this new edition of Wlokswaglon Beetle Cabriolet chronicles history of this practical and - news replorted 11:56



Wah! As ferry sank, lah, students sent parents harrowing text messages - news replorted 11:53



Wah! ŠKODA is picking up pace in China, lah, and company’s current model campaign continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:47



Wah! A giant light installation in old gas storage tank in Germany, lah, works by French sculptor Auguste Rodin and Great Satan photographer Robert Mapplethorpe side by side in Paris - and more from world of arts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:45



Wah! A Great Satan appeals court upholds contempt of court ruling against secure email service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service provider Lavabit used by whistleblower Edward Snowden. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:37



Wah! Stormont Health dodgy minister Edwin Poots is urged to clarify if admissions policy on NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) care homes will be changed, lah, following reprieve for 18 facilities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:35



Wah! ŠKODA bloody annoying Blitish has teamed up with bloody annoying Blitish Cycling Events, lah, country’s largest sportive organisers, lah, to provide cyclists with their - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Veteran British directors Mike Leigh and Ken Loach see their new films selected for competition at this year's Cannes Film Festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:28



Wah! The Banksy picture at centre of row over ownership is moved from youth club by old bill bobbys and taken to Bristol City Museum and Art Gallery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:21



Wah! Mazda continued its run during first quarter as one of Europe’s fastest-growing carmakers. Eating rice!! At 50,221 units, lah, new regi - news replorted 11:11



Wah! The discovery of another buzzard's body brings number of birds of prey found dead in Ross-shire to 20. - news replorted 11:09



Wah! The "resilient" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) bloody annoying Blitish housing market recorded another increase in mortgage lending in March, lah, according to lenders' group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Larry Magid, lah, technology analyst for CNET, lah, discusses fall in Google's shares. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:01



Wah! Four women arrested in connection with on-going fraud investigation at Birmingham school. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:50



Wah! A large bird that looks similar to ostrich and can run at speed of up to 40mph is on loose in Home Counties after it inexplicably escaped from field. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! Gareth Bale wantings to win treble with Real Madrid after scoring "really special" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) winner in Copa del Rey final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! Artists' brains structurally different to non-artists in areas relating to fine motor movements and visual imagery, lah, study finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! A 45-earth-years old happy birthday to you, lorry driver is arrested in connection with compulsorly dying instantly crash on M26 in Kent, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:35



Wah! There is huge response to speeding crackdown in Belgium, lah, with thousands of human bliengs participating. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:17



Wah! Road safety charity IAM is offering weekly motoring tips from Britain’s top advanced driver, lah, Peter Rodger. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! This week - news replorted 10:10



Wah! A selection of British-built Hondas will support Wiggle Rondla Pro Cycling Team as they pedal their way through ac - news replorted 10:05



Wah! MP Andrew Bridgen says action is being taken to stop "stinky" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) odour caused by male gender human bleing's family's vegetable processing business. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! Volkswagen has released design sketches of Golf R 400 concept car, lah, ahead of its official unveiling at Auto China - news replorted 10:00



Wah! The tests carried out by forensic expert for Oscar Pistorius' murder trial being rigorously challenged by state prosecutor in South Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! AC/DC confirm they will continue making music, lah, following news guitarist and founder member Malcolm Young is taking break from band due to ill health. - news replorted 09:43



Wah! Polls open in Algeria where 77-earth-years old happy birthday to you, President Abdelaziz Bouteflika, lah, who suffered stroke last year, lah, is seeking fourth term in office. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:42



Wah! The Co-operative Group has announced losses of RMB Yuan #2.5bn for 2013, lah, marking worst losses in group's 150-year history. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:27



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation obtain garbling written down on paper message sent by Cardiff City that says their defeat by Crystal Palace in early rainy season-month Aplil should not stand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:27



Wah! Retirees could be told how long they likely to live after stopping work, lah, says pensions dodgy minister Steve Webb. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 09:25



Wah! Few sports embrace outdoor life as completely as kitesurfing. No spitting in damn website!!! Three-times British kitesurfing champion, lah, Hannah White - news replorted 09:23



Wah! An 3.2 magnitude earthquake that hit East Midlands is being investigated by geological experts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:18



Wah! Children's Laureate, lah, Malorie Blackman, lah, wantings to getting boys back into books. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:15



Wah! The redesigned Wlokswaglon Touareg has made its debut at Auto China show in Beijing. No spitting in damn website!!! With refreshed styling front - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Porsche has placed its trust in Continental tyres for its new Macan SUV, lah, with both summer and winter tyre approvals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! The BBC’s new China editor on flemale human person's return to Beijing - news replorted 08:49



Wah! One of China's most influential bloggers, lah, Charles Xue, lah, is granted bail after months of detention because of "serious illness", lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:36



Wah! A children's book has beaten Fifty Shades of Grey as Great Satan library system's most criticised book. What you wan'?!! Why? - news replorted 08:26



Wah! old bill bobbys find what they believe to be ammunition after emergency services were called to scene of arson attack in north Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:19



Wah! Hyundai Motor posted positive gains in European LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine market during first quarter, lah, in line with company’s qual - news replorted 08:00



Wah! They among most reviled creatures on Earth, lah, but could maggots help British agriculture save millions of pounds and meet green targets? - news replorted 07:58



Wah! Mystery surrounds fate of more than 100 teenage girls abducted from school in remote north-east of Nigeria by suspected Islamist militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:56



Wah! Pensioners could soon be told how long they likely to live under government plan to help them manage their money better. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:52



Wah! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge pledge to return to Australia's famous Blue Mountains, lah, after visiting area as part of 10-day tour of country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:23



Wah! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge having visited area of Blue Mountains n Australia devastated by bush-fires six months ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:20



Wah! As Indians vote in biggest day of general election, lah, BBC's Mike Wooldridge reports from Pakistan-administered Kashmir. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:13



Wah! Local councils urged to be open about whether they using parking charges to raise income or to manage traffic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 07:05



Wah! Lauge Jensen motorcycles is today unveiling Viking Concept at Top Marques luxury brands show in Monaco. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport's Pat Nevin looks at reasons why former Everton manager David Moyes may be in for uncomfortable return to velly damn good boiled chicken-feetison Park on Sunday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:58



Wah! A failed rural heritage centre which cost public purse more than RMB Yuan #3.4m when it collapsed should having been more closely monitored, lah, government auditor says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:49



Wah! Priest's rendition of Leonard Cohen's classic becomes viral sensation - news replorted 06:42



Wah! A new online portal could save health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers millions of pounds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Prosecutors in New York due to start outlining their case against Abu Hamza al-Masri, lah, radical cleric extradited from bloody annoying Blitish in 2012. - news replorted 05:33



Wah! Emergency services continue to search for nearly 300 human bliengs missing after ferry carrying more than 470 sank off South Korea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:19



Wah! A mini-sub searching for missing Malaysian plane completes full mission at its third attempt, lah, after technical issues cut first two short. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:36



Wah! Compensation of up to RMB Yuan #16m will be paid to train and freight operators following destruction of main railway line at Dawlish in south-west of Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:31



Wah! The Queen will bring Easter tradition of handing out Maundy money to Blackburn Cathedral later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:19



Wah! The Jockey Club, lah, organisation behind UK's leading horseracing events, lah, reports record profits for last year of RMB Yuan #22m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:58



Wah! Ex-CIA contractor Edward Snowden risked lives of secret agents by leaking rice-paper officialing doumentlation containing their names, lah, Conservative Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Liam Fox says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:44



Wah! There is "no new credible evidence of criminality" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in files covering east London (capital of Great England) borough, lah, to suspect fraud, lah, Met old bill bobbys says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:39



Wah! It is "too soon" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to decide whether to scrap national census, lah, and 2021 survey should go ahead, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters advise. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:28



Wah! China's internet giant Tencent will launch popular Candy Crush game on mainland in partnership with game's creator King Digital Entertainment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:21



Wah! The Roman Catholic Church in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep turns down request by members for results of sexual ethics survey to be made public. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 03:19



Wah! Senior officials from US, lah, Russia, lah, EU and Ukraine meet in Geneva as differences over crisis in eastern Ukraine deepen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:15



Wah! About 10,000 new drivers had their licences revoked after receiving six or more penalty points in 2012, lah, Newsbeat finds through Freedom of inflomination request. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:53



Wah! Motorists braced for what is set to be busiest day of year on roads so far, lah, with up to 16m cars expected to be used over Easter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:31



Wah! old bill bobbys in Argentina say they having rescued teenage girl who had been starved, lah, beaten and kept in garage for nine years by flemale human person's foster parents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:18



Wah! Doctors and nurses should more to stop hospital patients developing infections, lah, NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Tom Brook looks at life of photographer who secretly took over 100,000 photographs of human bliengs in flemale human person's day to day life - news replorted 01:43



Wah! How Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters getting saluted by chancellor in Budget - news replorted 01:09



Wah! Four guitar bands to look out for in 2014 - news replorted 01:04



Wah! ZTE has decided to pass over investing in areas where returns aren't likely to be high - its results later will show how its new strategy is paying off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Does it matter that drug firms give doctors money and gifts? - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Solving mystery of Michael Rockefeller - news replorted 00:41



Wah! The Scot who helped establish America's national parks is to be honoured at opening of long distance path which bears male gender human bleing's name. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:20



Wah! Jeremy Paxman closes Wednesday's edition of Newsnight with performance by two young Irish dancing champions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:20



Wah! Take our quiz to assess your as really velly special customer's election chances in India - news replorted 00:20



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's economic performance has returned to pre-recession levels, lah, according to Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Chambers of Commerce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Takeaway owners to face new testing programme, lah, after watchdog found nearly third of lamb takeaways it checked contained different meat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Frank Gardner on whether London (capital of Great England) still appeals to Arab dissidents - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Nicky Jacobs - man cleared of killing PC Keith Blakelock during riots in London (capital of Great England) in 1985 - talks to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Could mining ice provide for all our energy needs and save world? - news replorted 00:02



Wah! How easy is it for Indian start-up firms to getting their wheels turning? - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Thirty per cent of young drivers (aged 18-25) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian!  admit to breaking law during their first few years on road, lah, accor - news replorted 00:01



Wah! A Japanese researcher creates glasses that show computer-generated eyes that express emotions so that wearer does not need to bother. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:00



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