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Customer Letter: 1157 / 1528
Neil says...
AUDI A3Excellent! It makes a refreshing change to receive such a high level of customer service throughout the whole process. The only downside were delivery delays from Audi UK.

However, Ling stepped in and arranged a loan car from Audi UK until my new car was finally delivered. I would recommend Ling to anyone interested in leasing - I'll be back in 2 years so hope there are still some great deals!

Excellent delivery, too. No problems with the delivery of either the loan car, or my new real lease car.

Neil Park
198 Birkenhead Road
Meols
Wirral
CH470NF


Editor Note: Yes, Neil, Audi production was up and down like a prostitute knickers. So... I got sick of them telling me that your car was delayed and got you the A3 hire car. I cannot do this every time, but sometimes, enough is enough! This is no way to run a car manufacturing company, Audi! Anyway, you are an Engineering Manager, Neil, so I am always pleased to get nice comments from a professional... even from Liverpool. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1156 / 1528
Matt says...
carLingsCars are everything a good, modern business should be. The list of positives is easy to write - Professional, responsive and human. So many businesses get it wrong – they forget to want your business. Ling and her team use technology brilliantly because it allows them to answer any queries quickly, efficiently and with a personal touch. If you want a car from a business with a personal touch.

If you want a car from a business with a sense of fun, professionalism and the best prices ANYWHERE. Use Ling! Delivery of my new Volkswagen Golf was excellent, on time and friendly.

Matt Farrah
Aviation Online
Office One
Engine House
Ashburton
TQ13 7DH


Editor Note: Wooooo, Matt, what a star letter! Aviation Online is an online e-learning site for aerospace engineers, pilots and aviation enthusiasts. I'm so pleased to receive praise from someone who knows online business. I am happy to be modern :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1154 / 1528
Frances says...
TOYOTA PRIUSWe did a lot of research before contacting LingsCars for our new Toyota Prius lease car. All of it said Ling was a great company to use. They weren't wrong! Ling has kept contact, nagged me and kept me informed every step of the way. Thanks . Love all the little Chinese sweeties. Delivery was excellent.

Frances Higgins
Blue Skies School
Fort Pitt House Annexe
New Road
Rochester
ME1 1DX


Editor Note: Fran, well, you are now greener than grass! You can drive around all day and emit less CO2 than a cow! How good is that? It was really brilliant dealing with you. You run Blue Skies, a new school, based in Medway, which offers a unique service to children with social and communication difficulties. It is a caring school with an holistic approach towards education. So, now you have a caring, holistic approach to motoring, too. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1153 / 1528
Steve says...
PEUGEOT 207 CCWe would like to thank you all very much for all your help and the smooth delivery of our new Peugeot 207 CC. We love it! From start to finish, you and your team maintained professionalism and support to ensure a pleasant experience with Lings cars. The Lingo system is fantastic! Wishing you all the success for the future.

Steve Crowley
72 Running Foxes Lane
Ashford
TN23 5LR


Editor Note: Steve and Leah, wow, you sent me a lovely card! You are sooooo kind! Now, you just need to wait for summer so you cen get the top down and enjoy the CC in the sunshine. In the meantime, have a great time in the snow :). Thanks again! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1152 / 1528
John says...
CITROEN C4 PICASSOI've been Linged! That is, carried through a first experience of renting a car of my choice by Ling Valentine, and made to feel a special customer. Wonderful to feel confidence in every part of the transaction from first enquiry until the prompt delivery of the car as requested.

The service from the dealer regarding supply of my Citroen C4 Picasso was fine. They seemed to sit on the paperwork for transferring my cherished plate to the car (it was actually the DVLA - Ling) which delayed my car a bit.

Good delivery. My Citroen is lovely, drives smoothly and will be economical on fuel, tax and insurance.

John Dougall
17 Haining Place
Grangemouth
FK3 9DR


Editor Note: The delay was the DVLA, Jack, not the dealer. However, your C4 Picasso will certainly be economical on road tax as you get that for free! :) You were a superstar customer, and you sent me many videos, from your webcam. At one stage we were chatting via video back and forth, despite you are a bloody "silver" surfer. It was so cool! I'm so pleased you enjoyed the experience, you were lovely to deal with. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1151 / 1528
Robert says...
FORD FOCUSDealing with Ling has been a blast. Her service and professionalism has been 100% and I'm glad I held back my initial reservations when I saw her website for the first time. The leasing process was doodle and Ling was very accommodating to my specific needs. She's a star and I thank her very much - but not for the rank sweets - bleurgh. Good delivery, the Focus is a great car, but I had to have a problem fixed in the first week.

Robert Wood
53 Durham Way
Thetford
IP24 1DU


Editor Note: Hahaha, well, I don't build the things, Robby! If I did then you would not have problems. I am so glad it has all been a blast. Fun is what it should be, getting a car should be enjoyable, eh? The sweets are poisonous, I agree - you ATE them? Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1150 / 1528
Alexander says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSODespite slightly complicated personal circumstances, I went from initial enquiry to having a new car delivered at exactly the time I asked for, in a little over a month. It really could not be any quicker or easier. Excellent on time delivery of my new Citroen C4 Grand Picasso, and a good demo of the car's features.

Alexander Tabrah
Address withheld
Co Antrim
BT29 ***


Editor Note: Yes, Alex! You are requesting privacy, so I withhold your address for security. You were out of the UK when you ordered the car, and we still managed to get it all together so you had the car when you came back to the UK. Have a great time in the Citroen! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1149 / 1528
Mark says...
carAs always Ling's service is great. I was always updated about what was going on and there were no false promises or over commitments. Thanks Ling! Delivered on time at a convenient location, but... the A6 could have been cleaner.

Mark Laikin
Address withheld
Bushey
WD23 ***


Editor Note: Mark, you are repeating customer, this car replaces a Megane Coupe Convertible. Wow. Maybe the weather was bad on the delivery day? Whatever, a quick wash sorts that out :) Thanks for comments, I do my best to be accurate - but you know that. As a financial controller, I appreciate you understand my cars are the cheapest and best value. See you in 2-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1148 / 1528
Scott says...
NISSAN QASHQAILINGsCARS offered the lowest price for the car I wanted. The aftercare service has been superb and the Lingo system has changed my life. Good delivery, but the car took ages to come.

Scott Walker
18 Wheelwright Close
Darlaston
WS10 8RP


Editor Note: Nissan had to build the car, Scott!! You got a factory-fresh Qashqai :) That's why it took a while, I cannot magic cars from the thin air, hahaha. I am so glad you LOVE the Lingo system, you cannot think how much work I have put into that. Still improving it. Thanks for the letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1147 / 1528
Mitul says...
MAZDA MX-5Very happy with service, fast, efficient and hassle free. Answer all your questions without delay. Will be using again. Excellent delivery on my new MX-5.

Mitul Patel
The Dower House
219 Oakwood Lane
Leeds
LS8 2PN


Editor Note: All you need now, is to add sunshine, Mit! You were great to deal with and fun to chat to. Thanks for being lovely. Now, get the top down! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1146 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
HONDA CIVICThank you very much for supplying our new Honda Civic. We couldn't have asked for a better deal with great service. We will certainly be back in 3 years time for another. Good delivery service, although 65 miles on the clock for delivery.

Elizabeth Pepper
44 Meadowview Road
West Ewell
Epsom
KT19 9UB


Editor Note: Elizabeth, thanks for letter. 65 miles is nothing, often cars in a showroom have that mileage. Miles will be adjusted if you go over the allowance, at the end. Glad you were pleased with my service. Cheers! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1145 / 1528
Leslie says...
AUDI A3Excellent service, you get exactly what it says in the tin. Good cars at great prices. Keep watching the deals and you can find what you want! Excellent delivery, my new Audi A3 was delivered by a 73 year old gent in clean condition.

Leslie Turner
Address withheld
Hebburn
NE31 ***


Editor Note: Yep, great advice, keep watching the deals! Cars come and go, and sooner or later a bargain appears with just the kind of car you are looking for. Delivered by "boy racer", hahahaha. Audi deliveries are usually super, so no surprise there... unlike some. Glad you are happy. On my tin, Les, it says "Made in China" :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1144 / 1528
Deborah says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOExcellent service from Ling and her team. Extremely prompt replies to any questions/queries and very friendly. Unreliable delivery of my Grande Punto from the dealer.

Deborah Playford
25 St John's Court
Beaumont Avenue
St Albans
AL1 4TS


Editor Note: Once again, the FIAT delivery bug - the dealers just can't get this together. Apart from that I know you were happy, Debbie. I do my best to be friendly and fast... unlike some companies. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1143 / 1528
Michael says...
AUDI A3Excellent service provided by Ling. A great deal, backed by regular communications. Recommended, so would certainly use again. Proud as punch in my new Audi A3. Car arrived earlier than the agreed time, but they forgot to bring my driving licence back.

Michael Gilliver
3 Drumpellier Avenue
Coatbridge
ML5 1JP


Editor Note: Michael, yes, new security meant that at the time, the Audi supplier needed to physically see your driving licence. They posted it back Special instead of doing what I wanted, bringing it back with the car. Thanks for pointing this out. However, overall you seem 100% happy, which is my aim. Go drive your new A3. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1142 / 1528
Christopher says...
 System was pretty good, in the crazy style of Ling. Service simple too. Delivery of my Citroen C2 was excellent - they did what they said.

Christopher Quickfall
Invate Ltd
Gateshead Ibc
Mulgrave Terrace
Gateshead
NE8 1AN


Editor Note: Chris, wow, you are so local to me! Not often I get local customers :). Hmmm, I can't decide if "System was pretty good" is good, or bad. I hope, good, I put a lot of work into my Lingo system! Thanks so much for being a fun customer to deal with. Enjoy the C2! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1141 / 1528
Anish says...
AUDI A4 SALOONVery pleased with the fast, efficient service. My new Audi A4 came with everything as ordered. Simple and easy to follow communication. Would use Ling again. Would recommend LINGsCARS.com again. Good delivery from the Audi dealer - polite, fast and reliable.

Anish Patel
3 Marefield
Reading
RG6 3DZ


Editor Note: Anish, you are happy with your new A4. I am so pleased. You are a dentist so you are used to pain, but hopefully you found my service painless :) Talk to you in 2-years! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1140 / 1528
Paul says...
 I have found you to be straightforward - no messing about and everything made as simple as possible. The whole exercise has been painless. Ling, you do what you say you are going to do - a rarity in this day and age. Many thanks. However, the supplier put the wrong registration in the service book - but good delivery.

Paul Giddy
119 Grove Road
Mitcham
CR4 1AE


Editor Note: Why do dealers make these simple errors?? I just don't know. Apart from that, I'm pleased you are happy. It is crazy that customers get surprised when I do what I say I will do - this should be normal behaviour. Unfortunately, with car leasing companies, it rarely is! Thanks for letter, Paul. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1138 / 1528
Gwendoline says...
  I really enjoyed the whole process - Ling made it fun! Everything went smoothly and I was kept informed all the way. Cars were delivered on time, excellent.

Gwendoline Howell
H-2-H UK Ltd
Kingsley Howell
3 Bellstone
Shrewsbury
SY1 1HU


Editor Note: Gwendoline, you has 2 x Matizzes! Thanks so much, as a letting agent you need to keep costs to a minimum in the current climate and I hope the Matizzes do the job for you. You were a real hoot to deal with, you were right, we had fun! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1137 / 1528
Leigh says...
FIAT PANDAGood service, good website - quick response times - very impressed with car - will be coming back in 3 years time - liked the extras in the post too :). Once the date was finalised, delivery of my new Fiat Panda was very good.

Leigh Mckenna
31 Perkhill Road
Lumphanan
AB31 4TG


Editor Note: Another Kung-Fu Panda! Nice to have good website comments from a freelance web designer/developer! Thanks so much. You were a superstar to deal with, Leigh. Hope you enjoy the Panda diesel! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1136 / 1528
Paramdeep says...
MITSUBISHI OUTLANDERGreat service as always. Mitsu Outlander is my second car from you now. Thanks Ling! Star! Excellent delivery. Awesomeness!

Paramdeep Dosanjh
The Leamington Group Limited
Connaught House, 4 Morrell Street
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5SZ


Editor Note: Peppy!!! You even drew me a big star, when you say "STAR"! Thanks!! You are a complete lunatic, and that makes you such a nice customer! Always nice to deal with fellow crazzzy. Also we are birds of a feather as we are both the successful immigrant, even though I am the first generation. Hope you love the Outlander - I had a ride in one in China this Christmas at Shuangliu, near Chengdu. It was a lovely car, the owner was a professor and she was VERY pleased with it :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1135 / 1528
Darren says...
VAUXHALL ANTARAIt was a pleasure ordering my car from Ling. The whole process was extremely easy and she explained things very simply. Everything went seamlessly with very little effort from me. Her crazy sense of humour added to the experience! Not only was she the cheapest, LINGsCARS were hands down the best leasing company I have dealt with. The new Lingo online web system made things much easier. I would definitely do business with them again and have recommended Ling to various colleagues and friends. Delivered the car (Vauxhall Antara) on time and in perfect condition - excellent!

Darren ****
Address Withheld
Ipswich
IP3 ***


Editor Note: Darren, you are an IT Consultant, so I very much appreciate the comments about my Lingo system. I think you appreciate the amount of work I put into it. You have a massively good Granite Black car for a massively cheap price. Hope you enjoy. Really, thanks so much for comments. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1134 / 1528
Bob says...
 Ling you are a pleasure to deal with – your crazy is great (like the Wall of China). And it's a very well organised operation – fantastic system – easy to follow – this is my second car from you – excellent service – great website – phone calls answered personally – emails answered quickly – new Lingo system very good - I like the way, as you pass through each stage of the whole contract hire process, you are kept informed of exactly where you are up to. The Toyota Avensis is great. Excellent delivery, the lady who delivered the car was great, even instructed me on the sat-nav!

Bob Gardner
City Jewellers
PO Box 25
Altincham
WA14 2FJ


Editor Note: Ho, ho, ho, and I even got you delivery from a fit bird!!! You should be pleased with me, Bob! You are such a fun customer to deal with and this is the second Avensis you have had. Glad you appreciate the Lingo, it is so much better than using email. Of course I answer phone calls personally :) But, I don't encourage phone calls - I want everything in writing on the Lingo. Bad boy! Enjoy the Toyota! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1133 / 1528
Walter says...
 Initially I was a little wary about the lease contract concept, but was convinced after studying Ling's site. Having completed all the proceedings I am now driving a very nice car I otherwise would not have been able to afford. Ling makes the daunting process easy (and enjoyable if you have a sense of humour). I am a convert! Thanks. Good, delivery as promised, no further dealer contact though.

Walter Aitchison
1a Murray Place
Peebles
EH45 8DJ


Editor Note: Hahahaha, you insist I call you "Iceman", Walter! So, I call myself "Maverick" when I talk to you :) You were fun, and you are correct - people with sense of humour missing need not apply! Why do you want further contact from the dealer, they will only mess it up? You should be damn happy with your Super Duper Vauxhall Sport Hatch which was soooooo cheap! You got a 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi for the price of a 1.4 LS. Maverick out! What a bloody Top Gun! Hahahaha! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1132 / 1528
Lindsay says...
 Best personal contract lease website for mere mortals by far! Everything is so straightforward (how refreshing). Ling is a very easy person to deal and speak with, thanks to her Lingo system. She is full of bright ideas - Always gives you a free lunch (just add water). Brilliant!! Thanks Ling. Excellent delivery, helpful and friendly on my new Citroen C2... but the Citroen guy seemed perplexed at how Ling does it better than them!

Lindsay Aspinall
21 Station Road
New Longton
Preston
PR4 4LN


Editor Note: Hahahaha, tell the Citroen guy I will kick his ass if he tries to figure that out! It is not rocket science, eh? You just treat people as adults and do stuff immediately. So simple. It is not about cars, it is about people, Linz. You are a super customer! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1131 / 1528
Stephen says...
TOYOTA PRIUSOnce again Ling a very simple and fun way of getting my new car. Having gone from urban warrior (Shotgun) to eco Warrior (Prius) the savings in just 1 month are incredible. Thanks once again. Excellent delivery, by a courteous polite driver. He phoned the night before and arrived on time having cleaned the car just before delivery. Excellent.

Stephen Gayler
2 Leaders Close
Wingrave
Aylesbury
HP224QJ


Editor Note: Wah! Now you can grab back some of that green-ness you lost driving the Shogun Sport! What a difference in cars! Just goes to show that going green doesn't mean suffering. Those Prius are fantastic, everyone simply loves them. Thanks for being a long-term customer, Steve. - Ling



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Wah! President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama says "there is no justification" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for shooting dead of two policemen in New York, lah, amid tension over old bill bobbys tactics in city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:47



Wah! In United Kingdom solstice is little after 11pm on 21 Jesus-baby month Decemblinger this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:26



Wah! The Archbishop of Canterbury has said bloody man is trying to bridge split in Anglican Church over same-sex marriage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:06



Wah! Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho says retrospective bans for diving in Premier League would be disaster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:02



Wah! Twelve human bliengs dressed as Father Christmas invade pitch during silly kick-kick game match between Cheltenham Town and Portsmouth. - news replorted 11:01



Wah! The Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs public having right to decide what powers they wanting and what powers bloody annoying Blitish should have, lah, Carwyn Jones says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:01



Wah! Relatives of 270 human bliengs who died in Lockerbie bombing to attend memorial service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Washington to mark 26th anniversary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:59



Wah! Pro-Europeans having got to "organise themselves properly" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to defeat "silly" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) arguments for leaving EU, lah, former Conservative Chancellor Ken Clarke says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:57



Wah! A man is arrested after 28 year old dies after falling off Avon Gorge in Bristol. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:36



Wah! A 22-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is arrested and charged in connection with alleged rape of woman in Edinburgh last month. - news replorted 10:36



Wah! Former Australian batsman Matthew Hayden tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that Kevin Pietersen should be in Province of Engrish running-dogs World Cup squad. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:29



Wah! Former members of armed forces who sent to prison will be given more support, lah, Ministry of Justice says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:27



Wah! John Freeman was best known for male gender human bleing's direct interview style and spoke with Martin Luther King about assassination attempt that left him fighting for male gender human bleing's life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:18



Wah! A 44-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man dies after male gender human bleing's motorbike is involved in collision with van on A84 near Stirling. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! How German markets captured UK's imagination - news replorted 10:04



Wah! An outbreak of norovirus leads to closure of four wards at Southampton General Hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:53



Wah! Emergency services dealing with fire at industrial unit in Swansea and area is sealed off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! Turkmenistan in Central Asia is one of most isolated and secretive states in world, lah, dissent is not tolerated and suspicion reigns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:22



Wah! Jordan executes 11 men convicted of murder, lah, ending eight-year moratorium on death penalty. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:13



Wah! The Cuban President, lah, Raul Castro, lah, has addressed closing session of parliament just days after announcing agreement with United States to re-establish diplomatic ties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:08



Wah! A free helpline offers support to victims of domestic abuse over Christmas and New Year holidays. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:12



Wah! Pakistan has announced it will execute more militant prisoners in next few days after lifting moratorium in response to Peshawar school massacre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:44



Wah! The Italian government is to spend around €200,000 (RMB Yuan #156,000) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! on new plinth for Michaelangelo's David to protect statue from earth tremors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:40



Wah! A man has been killed by old bill bobbys near city of Tours in central France, lah, after attacking officers with knife. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:36



Wah! The moment Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs rookie Jamie Donaldson secures point that retains Ryder Cup for Europe at Gleneagles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! Target times for ambulances to reach some seriously ill patients could be lengthened, lah, rice-paper officialing doumentlation leaked to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Tunisians set to vote for their first freely elected president in run-off election seen as landmark in country's move to democracy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:49



Wah! Restrictions on movement of poultry in East Yorkshire after outbreak of bird influenzingler achoo achoo at duck breeding farm lifted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:48



Wah! Former three-time heavyweight champion boxer Muhammad Ali has been taken to hospital with mild case of pneumonia, lah, male gender human bleing's spokesman says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:19



Wah! Australian authorities charge woman in northern city of Cairns with murder of seven of flemale human person's children and flemale human person's niece. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:43



Wah! Grief and determination after Taliban school massacre - news replorted 03:24



Wah! What Cuba's new pact with Great Satan means for everyday life - news replorted 02:54



Wah! Safe surgery with DIY essential - news replorted 02:09



Wah! The family with 34 children - and they're adding two more - news replorted 02:04



Wah! Ex-armed forces members who sent to prison will getting more support following review of how they treated, lah, Ministry of Justice says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:27



Wah! Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby tells Desert Island Discs bloody man is trying to bridge split in Church over same-sex marriage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! The Great Satan says North Korea must admit "culpability" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for cyber-attack on Sony Pictures after North Korea suggests joint inquiry into attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! The Great Satan navy has developed robot that looks like fish, lah, but has high-tech surveillance equipment inside. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! The Anglican Archbishop of Jerusalem, lah, Suheil Dawani, lah, is head of diocese that covers much of Middle East and talked to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News about last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:44



Wah! Claims that NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Province of Engrish running-dogs may make target response times for ambulances longer, lah, and news on festive season blitz on drug-driving two of mixed bag of Sunday headlines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Why mornings will keep getting darker after 21 Jesus-baby month Decemblinger - news replorted 00:22



Wah! Bloody foreign investors keen to deals with Turkmenistan but climate of fear silences dissent, lah, writes BBC's Abdujalil Abdurasulov in Ashgabat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:20



Wah! The number of nurses being trained in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has fallen to its lowest level for six years, lah, according to Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Conservatives. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The strange things passengers leave on Tube - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Immediate action is needed to ensure pensioners in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land not afraid to put their heating on this winter, lah, according to SNp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:00



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