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Customer Letter: 1157 / 1527
Neil says...
 Excellent! It makes a refreshing change to receive such a high level of customer service throughout the whole process. The only downside were delivery delays from Audi UK.

However, Ling stepped in and arranged a loan car from Audi UK until my new car was finally delivered. I would recommend Ling to anyone interested in leasing - I'll be back in 2 years so hope there are still some great deals!

Excellent delivery, too. No problems with the delivery of either the loan car, or my new real lease car.

Neil Park
198 Birkenhead Road
Meols
Wirral
CH470NF


Editor Note: Yes, Neil, Audi production was up and down like a prostitute knickers. So... I got sick of them telling me that your car was delayed and got you the A3 hire car. I cannot do this every time, but sometimes, enough is enough! This is no way to run a car manufacturing company, Audi! Anyway, you are an Engineering Manager, Neil, so I am always pleased to get nice comments from a professional... even from Liverpool. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1156 / 1527
Matt says...
carLingsCars are everything a good, modern business should be. The list of positives is easy to write - Professional, responsive and human. So many businesses get it wrong – they forget to want your business. Ling and her team use technology brilliantly because it allows them to answer any queries quickly, efficiently and with a personal touch. If you want a car from a business with a personal touch.

If you want a car from a business with a sense of fun, professionalism and the best prices ANYWHERE. Use Ling! Delivery of my new Volkswagen Golf was excellent, on time and friendly.

Matt Farrah
Aviation Online
Office One
Engine House
Ashburton
TQ13 7DH


Editor Note: Wooooo, Matt, what a star letter! Aviation Online is an online e-learning site for aerospace engineers, pilots and aviation enthusiasts. I'm so pleased to receive praise from someone who knows online business. I am happy to be modern :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1154 / 1527
Frances says...
TOYOTA PRIUSWe did a lot of research before contacting LingsCars for our new Toyota Prius lease car. All of it said Ling was a great company to use. They weren't wrong! Ling has kept contact, nagged me and kept me informed every step of the way. Thanks . Love all the little Chinese sweeties. Delivery was excellent.

Frances Higgins
Blue Skies School
Fort Pitt House Annexe
New Road
Rochester
ME1 1DX


Editor Note: Fran, well, you are now greener than grass! You can drive around all day and emit less CO2 than a cow! How good is that? It was really brilliant dealing with you. You run Blue Skies, a new school, based in Medway, which offers a unique service to children with social and communication difficulties. It is a caring school with an holistic approach towards education. So, now you have a caring, holistic approach to motoring, too. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1153 / 1527
Steve says...
 We would like to thank you all very much for all your help and the smooth delivery of our new Peugeot 207 CC. We love it! From start to finish, you and your team maintained professionalism and support to ensure a pleasant experience with Lings cars. The Lingo system is fantastic! Wishing you all the success for the future.

Steve Crowley
72 Running Foxes Lane
Ashford
TN23 5LR


Editor Note: Steve and Leah, wow, you sent me a lovely card! You are sooooo kind! Now, you just need to wait for summer so you cen get the top down and enjoy the CC in the sunshine. In the meantime, have a great time in the snow :). Thanks again! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1152 / 1527
John says...
CITROEN C4 PICASSOI've been Linged! That is, carried through a first experience of renting a car of my choice by Ling Valentine, and made to feel a special customer. Wonderful to feel confidence in every part of the transaction from first enquiry until the prompt delivery of the car as requested.

The service from the dealer regarding supply of my Citroen C4 Picasso was fine. They seemed to sit on the paperwork for transferring my cherished plate to the car (it was actually the DVLA - Ling) which delayed my car a bit.

Good delivery. My Citroen is lovely, drives smoothly and will be economical on fuel, tax and insurance.

John Dougall
17 Haining Place
Grangemouth
FK3 9DR


Editor Note: The delay was the DVLA, Jack, not the dealer. However, your C4 Picasso will certainly be economical on road tax as you get that for free! :) You were a superstar customer, and you sent me many videos, from your webcam. At one stage we were chatting via video back and forth, despite you are a bloody "silver" surfer. It was so cool! I'm so pleased you enjoyed the experience, you were lovely to deal with. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1151 / 1527
Robert says...
FORD FOCUSDealing with Ling has been a blast. Her service and professionalism has been 100% and I'm glad I held back my initial reservations when I saw her website for the first time. The leasing process was doodle and Ling was very accommodating to my specific needs. She's a star and I thank her very much - but not for the rank sweets - bleurgh. Good delivery, the Focus is a great car, but I had to have a problem fixed in the first week.

Robert Wood
53 Durham Way
Thetford
IP24 1DU


Editor Note: Hahaha, well, I don't build the things, Robby! If I did then you would not have problems. I am so glad it has all been a blast. Fun is what it should be, getting a car should be enjoyable, eh? The sweets are poisonous, I agree - you ATE them? Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1150 / 1527
Alexander says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSODespite slightly complicated personal circumstances, I went from initial enquiry to having a new car delivered at exactly the time I asked for, in a little over a month. It really could not be any quicker or easier. Excellent on time delivery of my new Citroen C4 Grand Picasso, and a good demo of the car's features.

Alexander Tabrah
Address withheld
Co Antrim
BT29 ***


Editor Note: Yes, Alex! You are requesting privacy, so I withhold your address for security. You were out of the UK when you ordered the car, and we still managed to get it all together so you had the car when you came back to the UK. Have a great time in the Citroen! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1149 / 1527
Mark says...
carAs always Ling's service is great. I was always updated about what was going on and there were no false promises or over commitments. Thanks Ling! Delivered on time at a convenient location, but... the A6 could have been cleaner.

Mark Laikin
Address withheld
Bushey
WD23 ***


Editor Note: Mark, you are repeating customer, this car replaces a Megane Coupe Convertible. Wow. Maybe the weather was bad on the delivery day? Whatever, a quick wash sorts that out :) Thanks for comments, I do my best to be accurate - but you know that. As a financial controller, I appreciate you understand my cars are the cheapest and best value. See you in 2-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1148 / 1527
Scott says...
NISSAN QASHQAILINGsCARS offered the lowest price for the car I wanted. The aftercare service has been superb and the Lingo system has changed my life. Good delivery, but the car took ages to come.

Scott Walker
18 Wheelwright Close
Darlaston
WS10 8RP


Editor Note: Nissan had to build the car, Scott!! You got a factory-fresh Qashqai :) That's why it took a while, I cannot magic cars from the thin air, hahaha. I am so glad you LOVE the Lingo system, you cannot think how much work I have put into that. Still improving it. Thanks for the letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1147 / 1527
Mitul says...
MAZDA MX-5Very happy with service, fast, efficient and hassle free. Answer all your questions without delay. Will be using again. Excellent delivery on my new MX-5.

Mitul Patel
The Dower House
219 Oakwood Lane
Leeds
LS8 2PN


Editor Note: All you need now, is to add sunshine, Mit! You were great to deal with and fun to chat to. Thanks for being lovely. Now, get the top down! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1146 / 1527
Elizabeth says...
HONDA CIVICThank you very much for supplying our new Honda Civic. We couldn't have asked for a better deal with great service. We will certainly be back in 3 years time for another. Good delivery service, although 65 miles on the clock for delivery.

Elizabeth Pepper
44 Meadowview Road
West Ewell
Epsom
KT19 9UB


Editor Note: Elizabeth, thanks for letter. 65 miles is nothing, often cars in a showroom have that mileage. Miles will be adjusted if you go over the allowance, at the end. Glad you were pleased with my service. Cheers! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1145 / 1527
Leslie says...
 Excellent service, you get exactly what it says in the tin. Good cars at great prices. Keep watching the deals and you can find what you want! Excellent delivery, my new Audi A3 was delivered by a 73 year old gent in clean condition.

Leslie Turner
Address withheld
Hebburn
NE31 ***


Editor Note: Yep, great advice, keep watching the deals! Cars come and go, and sooner or later a bargain appears with just the kind of car you are looking for. Delivered by "boy racer", hahahaha. Audi deliveries are usually super, so no surprise there... unlike some. Glad you are happy. On my tin, Les, it says "Made in China" :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1144 / 1527
Deborah says...
 Excellent service from Ling and her team. Extremely prompt replies to any questions/queries and very friendly. Unreliable delivery of my Grande Punto from the dealer.

Deborah Playford
25 St John's Court
Beaumont Avenue
St Albans
AL1 4TS


Editor Note: Once again, the FIAT delivery bug - the dealers just can't get this together. Apart from that I know you were happy, Debbie. I do my best to be friendly and fast... unlike some companies. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1143 / 1527
Michael says...
 Excellent service provided by Ling. A great deal, backed by regular communications. Recommended, so would certainly use again. Proud as punch in my new Audi A3. Car arrived earlier than the agreed time, but they forgot to bring my driving licence back.

Michael Gilliver
3 Drumpellier Avenue
Coatbridge
ML5 1JP


Editor Note: Michael, yes, new security meant that at the time, the Audi supplier needed to physically see your driving licence. They posted it back Special instead of doing what I wanted, bringing it back with the car. Thanks for pointing this out. However, overall you seem 100% happy, which is my aim. Go drive your new A3. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1142 / 1527
Christopher says...
 System was pretty good, in the crazy style of Ling. Service simple too. Delivery of my Citroen C2 was excellent - they did what they said.

Christopher Quickfall
Invate Ltd
Gateshead Ibc
Mulgrave Terrace
Gateshead
NE8 1AN


Editor Note: Chris, wow, you are so local to me! Not often I get local customers :). Hmmm, I can't decide if "System was pretty good" is good, or bad. I hope, good, I put a lot of work into my Lingo system! Thanks so much for being a fun customer to deal with. Enjoy the C2! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1141 / 1527
Anish says...
 Very pleased with the fast, efficient service. My new Audi A4 came with everything as ordered. Simple and easy to follow communication. Would use Ling again. Would recommend LINGsCARS.com again. Good delivery from the Audi dealer - polite, fast and reliable.

Anish Patel
3 Marefield
Reading
RG6 3DZ


Editor Note: Anish, you are happy with your new A4. I am so pleased. You are a dentist so you are used to pain, but hopefully you found my service painless :) Talk to you in 2-years! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1140 / 1527
Paul says...
 I have found you to be straightforward - no messing about and everything made as simple as possible. The whole exercise has been painless. Ling, you do what you say you are going to do - a rarity in this day and age. Many thanks. However, the supplier put the wrong registration in the service book - but good delivery.

Paul Giddy
119 Grove Road
Mitcham
CR4 1AE


Editor Note: Why do dealers make these simple errors?? I just don't know. Apart from that, I'm pleased you are happy. It is crazy that customers get surprised when I do what I say I will do - this should be normal behaviour. Unfortunately, with car leasing companies, it rarely is! Thanks for letter, Paul. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1138 / 1527
Gwendoline says...
  I really enjoyed the whole process - Ling made it fun! Everything went smoothly and I was kept informed all the way. Cars were delivered on time, excellent.

Gwendoline Howell
H-2-H UK Ltd
Kingsley Howell
3 Bellstone
Shrewsbury
SY1 1HU


Editor Note: Gwendoline, you has 2 x Matizzes! Thanks so much, as a letting agent you need to keep costs to a minimum in the current climate and I hope the Matizzes do the job for you. You were a real hoot to deal with, you were right, we had fun! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1137 / 1527
Leigh says...
FIAT PANDAGood service, good website - quick response times - very impressed with car - will be coming back in 3 years time - liked the extras in the post too :). Once the date was finalised, delivery of my new Fiat Panda was very good.

Leigh Mckenna
31 Perkhill Road
Lumphanan
AB31 4TG


Editor Note: Another Kung-Fu Panda! Nice to have good website comments from a freelance web designer/developer! Thanks so much. You were a superstar to deal with, Leigh. Hope you enjoy the Panda diesel! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1136 / 1527
Paramdeep says...
MITSUBISHI OUTLANDERGreat service as always. Mitsu Outlander is my second car from you now. Thanks Ling! Star! Excellent delivery. Awesomeness!

Paramdeep Dosanjh
The Leamington Group Limited
Connaught House, 4 Morrell Street
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5SZ


Editor Note: Peppy!!! You even drew me a big star, when you say "STAR"! Thanks!! You are a complete lunatic, and that makes you such a nice customer! Always nice to deal with fellow crazzzy. Also we are birds of a feather as we are both the successful immigrant, even though I am the first generation. Hope you love the Outlander - I had a ride in one in China this Christmas at Shuangliu, near Chengdu. It was a lovely car, the owner was a professor and she was VERY pleased with it :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1135 / 1527
Darren says...
 It was a pleasure ordering my car from Ling. The whole process was extremely easy and she explained things very simply. Everything went seamlessly with very little effort from me. Her crazy sense of humour added to the experience! Not only was she the cheapest, LINGsCARS were hands down the best leasing company I have dealt with. The new Lingo online web system made things much easier. I would definitely do business with them again and have recommended Ling to various colleagues and friends. Delivered the car (Vauxhall Antara) on time and in perfect condition - excellent!

Darren ****
Address Withheld
Ipswich
IP3 ***


Editor Note: Darren, you are an IT Consultant, so I very much appreciate the comments about my Lingo system. I think you appreciate the amount of work I put into it. You have a massively good Granite Black car for a massively cheap price. Hope you enjoy. Really, thanks so much for comments. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1134 / 1527
Bob says...
 Ling you are a pleasure to deal with – your crazy is great (like the Wall of China). And it's a very well organised operation – fantastic system – easy to follow – this is my second car from you – excellent service – great website – phone calls answered personally – emails answered quickly – new Lingo system very good - I like the way, as you pass through each stage of the whole contract hire process, you are kept informed of exactly where you are up to. The Toyota Avensis is great. Excellent delivery, the lady who delivered the car was great, even instructed me on the sat-nav!

Bob Gardner
City Jewellers
PO Box 25
Altincham
WA14 2FJ


Editor Note: Ho, ho, ho, and I even got you delivery from a fit bird!!! You should be pleased with me, Bob! You are such a fun customer to deal with and this is the second Avensis you have had. Glad you appreciate the Lingo, it is so much better than using email. Of course I answer phone calls personally :) But, I don't encourage phone calls - I want everything in writing on the Lingo. Bad boy! Enjoy the Toyota! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1133 / 1527
Walter says...
 Initially I was a little wary about the lease contract concept, but was convinced after studying Ling's site. Having completed all the proceedings I am now driving a very nice car I otherwise would not have been able to afford. Ling makes the daunting process easy (and enjoyable if you have a sense of humour). I am a convert! Thanks. Good, delivery as promised, no further dealer contact though.

Walter Aitchison
1a Murray Place
Peebles
EH45 8DJ


Editor Note: Hahahaha, you insist I call you "Iceman", Walter! So, I call myself "Maverick" when I talk to you :) You were fun, and you are correct - people with sense of humour missing need not apply! Why do you want further contact from the dealer, they will only mess it up? You should be damn happy with your Super Duper Vauxhall Sport Hatch which was soooooo cheap! You got a 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi for the price of a 1.4 LS. Maverick out! What a bloody Top Gun! Hahahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1132 / 1527
Lindsay says...
 Best personal contract lease website for mere mortals by far! Everything is so straightforward (how refreshing). Ling is a very easy person to deal and speak with, thanks to her Lingo system. She is full of bright ideas - Always gives you a free lunch (just add water). Brilliant!! Thanks Ling. Excellent delivery, helpful and friendly on my new Citroen C2... but the Citroen guy seemed perplexed at how Ling does it better than them!

Lindsay Aspinall
21 Station Road
New Longton
Preston
PR4 4LN


Editor Note: Hahahaha, tell the Citroen guy I will kick his ass if he tries to figure that out! It is not rocket science, eh? You just treat people as adults and do stuff immediately. So simple. It is not about cars, it is about people, Linz. You are a super customer! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1131 / 1527
Stephen says...
TOYOTA PRIUSOnce again Ling a very simple and fun way of getting my new car. Having gone from urban warrior (Shotgun) to eco Warrior (Prius) the savings in just 1 month are incredible. Thanks once again. Excellent delivery, by a courteous polite driver. He phoned the night before and arrived on time having cleaned the car just before delivery. Excellent.

Stephen Gayler
2 Leaders Close
Wingrave
Aylesbury
HP224QJ


Editor Note: Wah! Now you can grab back some of that green-ness you lost driving the Shogun Sport! What a difference in cars! Just goes to show that going green doesn't mean suffering. Those Prius are fantastic, everyone simply loves them. Thanks for being a long-term customer, Steve. - Ling



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Wah! One in five bowel cancer patients diagnosed in emergency had "red flag" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) symptoms that should having been picked up earlier, lah, says study in British Journal of Cancer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:43



Wah! A controversial graphic that compared Syrian refugees to poisoned Skittles, lah, posted by Donald Trump's son, lah, is deleted from Twitter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:29



Wah! A huge hunt is under way for stolen African penguin who experts fear will die in wild. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:23



Wah! New figures revealed by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation after freedom of inflomination request show that number of human bliengs caught using phone - news replorted 10:48



Wah! Top export destinations for UK-built cars (January-rainy coldddd month August 2016) Eight of UK’s major LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine brands united today at Eiffel Tower in Paris on eve of key international motor s - news replorted 10:45



Wah! Virtual reality reduces production clock time result of prototypes by 30% We see two technicians wearing virtual reality Oculus glasses in large empty room. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! One is wearing gloves and other - news replorted 10:34



Wah! A man who caught 19 rats at male gender human bleing's house within 24-hour period says male gender human bleing's young family having been forced to leave their home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:17



Wah! Actor Brad Pitt is to miss premiere of male gender human bleing's latest film in Los Angeles to focus on male gender human bleing's "family situation", lah, bloody man says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:16



Wah! Great British Bake Off winner Nadiya Hussain says bloody woman has had "no offers" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) from Channel 4 to present show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:13



Wah! Is Seve cert for Team Europe? Would pumped-up Poulter sneak in? And would your as really velly special customer's Great Satan side feature Palmer, lah, Woods and Nicklaus? - news replorted 10:06



Wah! Former Province of Engrish running-dogs boss Sam Allardyce has not ruled out return to silly kick-kick game after leaving male gender human bleing's job with national side in disgrace. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:02



Wah! First TomTom device to utilise NDS –the Navigation Data Standard TomTom [TOM2] today announced that TomTom BRIDGE will be delivered with next-generation maps – first TomTom dev - news replorted 10:02



Wah! Dubai International Airport grounds flights for half hour due to "unauthorised drone activity", lah, airport's operator says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Sam Allardyce, lah, who left male gender human bleing's job as Province of Engrish running-dogs boss on Tuesday after being filmed by undercover reporters, lah, says "entrapment has won". - news replorted 09:59



Wah! Mercedes-Benz E-Class after crash Safety experts at Thatcham Research having welcomed addition of two more Euro NCAP five star performers, lah, Plugleot 3 - news replorted 09:35



Wah! Honda Racing heads to ‘The Cathedral’ as Showdown continues penultimate round of 2016 MCE British Superbike Championship takes place this weekend (30 September – 2 October) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! - news replorted 09:35



Wah! Gordon Strachan recalls Shaun Maloney and Lee Wallace for ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's World Cup qualifying ties with Lithuania and Slovakia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:33



Wah! The Mercedes-Benz E-Class and Plugleot 3008 recently underwent Euro NCAP safety tests. Eating rice!! Both cars received five star rat - news replorted 09:19



Wah! NOT FOR PUBLICATIOn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! pre-show event of Wlokswaglon Group on eve of Paris Motor Show will be broadcast LIV - news replorted 09:13



Wah! A ship carrying four officer cadets from City of Glasgow College docks in Singapore after being stranded by owners' collapse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:09



Wah! The daily commute can often getting repetitive and could tempt you tellibly lovely custlingmer to look to your as really velly special customer's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine for entertainment. Pass chopsticks!! favourite song m - news replorted 09:03



Wah! Elisabeth and Ryan speak to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation after Tom Hanks photobombed their wedding pictures in Central Park, lah, New York. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 09:02



Wah! Aston Martin AM37 powerboat unveiled at Monaco Yacht Show 37-foot Aston Martin AM37 powerboat made its world debut at Monaco Yacht Show today, lah, marking luxury British - news replorted 09:02



Wah! Renault Trezor concept Following complete renewal of its entire model line-up between 2012 and 2016, lah, Renliot brand today stands out as - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Matt Thompson, lah, Marketing Director cap hpi Automotive data expert, lah, cap hpi, lah, is launching its global business at Paris Motorshow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The widow of Falklands fighty bang-bang veteran who is trying to prevent destruction of their frozen embryos takes flemale human person's fight to High Court on Wednesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:16



Wah! With Bronte rock musical and Charlotte Bronte story set in 22nd Century, lah, theatre is trying to change way we see literary family. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:37



Wah! Adolescents with spots tend to stay looking youthful for longer, lah, new research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:33



Wah! A look back at life and career of former Israeli PM and President Shimon Peres. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! Dion Dublin and Mark Lawrenson join Dan Walker to look ahead to Wednesday's Champions League game between Celtic and Manchester City. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:50



Wah! A 21-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Australian tradesman using portable toilet on building site is bitten by venomous spider on penis for second time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:44



Wah! Shimon Peres' son, lah, Chemi Peres, lah, led tributes to male gender human bleing's father outside Sheba Medical Center near Tel Aviv. - news replorted 06:35



Wah! Jeremy Corbyn says bloody man cannot be compared to Donald Trump - news replorted 06:35



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State investors pay "lucky" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) A$88,888,888.88 for Sydney property, lah, as new warnings emerge about property bubble in Australian city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:19



Wah! An international investigation team looking into downing of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 is due to release its findings on Wednesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:07



Wah! Newsbeat's hears from biggest hosts of online gaming content in world about abuse some women face when they stream or share videos. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:47



Wah! The Ukrainian military has given Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News access to one of its BUKs, lah, to show how sophisticated piece of military equipment it is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:00



Wah! The most senior lawyer working for inquiry into child sexual abuse in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep is considering resigning, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:44



Wah! The BBC's Kevin Connolly looks back at long career of Shimon Peres, lah, who helped shape every decade of Israel's life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:11



Wah! Former Israeli PM and president Shimon Peres dies aged 93 following stroke two weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) ago, lah, reports say - news replorted 03:10



Wah! Sam Allardyce says bloody man is "deeply disappointed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to having left male gender human bleing's role as Province of Engrish running-dogs silly kick-kick game manager after 67 days and one match in charge. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:07



Wah! The first Great Satan presidential debate is watched by 84 million people, lah, breaking record set by Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan in 1980. - news replorted 02:17



Wah! Wells Fargo chief executive John Stumpf forfeits $41m (RMB Yuan #31.5m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in share bonuses as capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity giant tries to stem scandal over its sales practices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:03



Wah! Candy Crush Saga launches its 2,000th level - but decision to add adverts could prove controversial. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:55



Wah! Serena Williams speaks out against law enforcement brutality, lah, quoting Martin Luther King as bloody woman says: "There comes clock time result when silence is betrayal". - news replorted 01:25



Wah! Pop star Britney Spears stages stripped-down version of flemale human person's Las Vegas show in flemale human person's first bloody annoying Blitish concert since 2011. - news replorted 01:25



Wah! With big name brands like Ford, lah, Volvo, lah, Rolls Royce, lah, Bentley, lah, Lamborghini and Aston Martin staying away from this year's Paris Motor Show, lah, should organisers be getting worried? - news replorted 00:51



Wah! The child of two Holocaust survivors talks about being keeper of their memories – and projects working with children of survivors of massacres in Rwanda and Bosnia talk about impact handed down through families. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Garden ponds playing role in spread of deadly frog diseases across UK, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Finnish-Syrian father-of-six Rami Adhan has become known as "toy smuggler" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for taking large bags of toys into Syria for children suffering in war. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:27



Wah! First Nations using royal tour to push for political action on social issues and say there is "seething fury" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) over slow course of change. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! The Republican Party may not be most natural home for transgender woman from New Jersey - but Jennifer Williams is trying to change it from inside. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:20



Wah! In September 1971, lah, inmates seized control of Attica Correctional Facility in New York state - Carlos Roche was one of prisoners. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:19



Wah! A statue of comedy legends Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise will be unveiled in their "spiritual home" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of Blackpool in October. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Anti-begging posters published by council banned by Advertising Standards Authority for "reinforcing negative stereotypes". - news replorted 00:16



Wah! A row between British double agent and male gender human bleing's wife during World fighty bang-bang Two almost compromised D-Day operations, lah, newly released MI5 files show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! The number of drivers caught using mobile phone behind wheel has almost halved in four years, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation can reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! Government plans to restrict using of bail in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep for suspects who having not been charged "dangerous", lah, policing experts say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Ryder Cup veterans and firm friends for more than 20 years, lah, Lee Westwood says bloody man and male gender human bleing's captain Darren Clarke share "bond" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - and taste for victory. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! British conservationist Sacha Dench is on first leg of epic 4,500 mile paramotor flight following migrating swans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



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