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Customer Letter: 1157 / 1528
Neil says...
AUDI A3Excellent! It makes a refreshing change to receive such a high level of customer service throughout the whole process. The only downside were delivery delays from Audi UK.

However, Ling stepped in and arranged a loan car from Audi UK until my new car was finally delivered. I would recommend Ling to anyone interested in leasing - I'll be back in 2 years so hope there are still some great deals!

Excellent delivery, too. No problems with the delivery of either the loan car, or my new real lease car.

Neil Park
198 Birkenhead Road

Editor Note: Yes, Neil, Audi production was up and down like a prostitute knickers. So... I got sick of them telling me that your car was delayed and got you the A3 hire car. I cannot do this every time, but sometimes, enough is enough! This is no way to run a car manufacturing company, Audi! Anyway, you are an Engineering Manager, Neil, so I am always pleased to get nice comments from a professional... even from Liverpool. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1156 / 1528
Matt says...
carLingsCars are everything a good, modern business should be. The list of positives is easy to write - Professional, responsive and human. So many businesses get it wrong – they forget to want your business. Ling and her team use technology brilliantly because it allows them to answer any queries quickly, efficiently and with a personal touch. If you want a car from a business with a personal touch.

If you want a car from a business with a sense of fun, professionalism and the best prices ANYWHERE. Use Ling! Delivery of my new Volkswagen Golf was excellent, on time and friendly.

Matt Farrah
Aviation Online
Office One
Engine House
TQ13 7DH

Editor Note: Wooooo, Matt, what a star letter! Aviation Online is an online e-learning site for aerospace engineers, pilots and aviation enthusiasts. I'm so pleased to receive praise from someone who knows online business. I am happy to be modern :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1154 / 1528
Frances says...
TOYOTA PRIUSWe did a lot of research before contacting LingsCars for our new Toyota Prius lease car. All of it said Ling was a great company to use. They weren't wrong! Ling has kept contact, nagged me and kept me informed every step of the way. Thanks . Love all the little Chinese sweeties. Delivery was excellent.

Frances Higgins
Blue Skies School
Fort Pitt House Annexe
New Road

Editor Note: Fran, well, you are now greener than grass! You can drive around all day and emit less CO2 than a cow! How good is that? It was really brilliant dealing with you. You run Blue Skies, a new school, based in Medway, which offers a unique service to children with social and communication difficulties. It is a caring school with an holistic approach towards education. So, now you have a caring, holistic approach to motoring, too. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1153 / 1528
Steve says...
PEUGEOT 207 CCWe would like to thank you all very much for all your help and the smooth delivery of our new Peugeot 207 CC. We love it! From start to finish, you and your team maintained professionalism and support to ensure a pleasant experience with Lings cars. The Lingo system is fantastic! Wishing you all the success for the future.

Steve Crowley
72 Running Foxes Lane
TN23 5LR

Editor Note: Steve and Leah, wow, you sent me a lovely card! You are sooooo kind! Now, you just need to wait for summer so you cen get the top down and enjoy the CC in the sunshine. In the meantime, have a great time in the snow :). Thanks again! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1152 / 1528
John says...
CITROEN C4 PICASSOI've been Linged! That is, carried through a first experience of renting a car of my choice by Ling Valentine, and made to feel a special customer. Wonderful to feel confidence in every part of the transaction from first enquiry until the prompt delivery of the car as requested.

The service from the dealer regarding supply of my Citroen C4 Picasso was fine. They seemed to sit on the paperwork for transferring my cherished plate to the car (it was actually the DVLA - Ling) which delayed my car a bit.

Good delivery. My Citroen is lovely, drives smoothly and will be economical on fuel, tax and insurance.

John Dougall
17 Haining Place

Editor Note: The delay was the DVLA, Jack, not the dealer. However, your C4 Picasso will certainly be economical on road tax as you get that for free! :) You were a superstar customer, and you sent me many videos, from your webcam. At one stage we were chatting via video back and forth, despite you are a bloody "silver" surfer. It was so cool! I'm so pleased you enjoyed the experience, you were lovely to deal with. Thanks. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1151 / 1528
Robert says...
FORD FOCUSDealing with Ling has been a blast. Her service and professionalism has been 100% and I'm glad I held back my initial reservations when I saw her website for the first time. The leasing process was doodle and Ling was very accommodating to my specific needs. She's a star and I thank her very much - but not for the rank sweets - bleurgh. Good delivery, the Focus is a great car, but I had to have a problem fixed in the first week.

Robert Wood
53 Durham Way
IP24 1DU

Editor Note: Hahaha, well, I don't build the things, Robby! If I did then you would not have problems. I am so glad it has all been a blast. Fun is what it should be, getting a car should be enjoyable, eh? The sweets are poisonous, I agree - you ATE them? Hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1150 / 1528
Alexander says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSODespite slightly complicated personal circumstances, I went from initial enquiry to having a new car delivered at exactly the time I asked for, in a little over a month. It really could not be any quicker or easier. Excellent on time delivery of my new Citroen C4 Grand Picasso, and a good demo of the car's features.

Alexander Tabrah
Address withheld
Co Antrim
BT29 ***

Editor Note: Yes, Alex! You are requesting privacy, so I withhold your address for security. You were out of the UK when you ordered the car, and we still managed to get it all together so you had the car when you came back to the UK. Have a great time in the Citroen! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1149 / 1528
Mark says...
carAs always Ling's service is great. I was always updated about what was going on and there were no false promises or over commitments. Thanks Ling! Delivered on time at a convenient location, but... the A6 could have been cleaner.

Mark Laikin
Address withheld
WD23 ***

Editor Note: Mark, you are repeating customer, this car replaces a Megane Coupe Convertible. Wow. Maybe the weather was bad on the delivery day? Whatever, a quick wash sorts that out :) Thanks for comments, I do my best to be accurate - but you know that. As a financial controller, I appreciate you understand my cars are the cheapest and best value. See you in 2-years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1148 / 1528
Scott says...
NISSAN QASHQAILINGsCARS offered the lowest price for the car I wanted. The aftercare service has been superb and the Lingo system has changed my life. Good delivery, but the car took ages to come.

Scott Walker
18 Wheelwright Close
WS10 8RP

Editor Note: Nissan had to build the car, Scott!! You got a factory-fresh Qashqai :) That's why it took a while, I cannot magic cars from the thin air, hahaha. I am so glad you LOVE the Lingo system, you cannot think how much work I have put into that. Still improving it. Thanks for the letter! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1147 / 1528
Mitul says...
MAZDA MX-5Very happy with service, fast, efficient and hassle free. Answer all your questions without delay. Will be using again. Excellent delivery on my new MX-5.

Mitul Patel
The Dower House
219 Oakwood Lane

Editor Note: All you need now, is to add sunshine, Mit! You were great to deal with and fun to chat to. Thanks for being lovely. Now, get the top down! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1146 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
HONDA CIVICThank you very much for supplying our new Honda Civic. We couldn't have asked for a better deal with great service. We will certainly be back in 3 years time for another. Good delivery service, although 65 miles on the clock for delivery.

Elizabeth Pepper
44 Meadowview Road
West Ewell
KT19 9UB

Editor Note: Elizabeth, thanks for letter. 65 miles is nothing, often cars in a showroom have that mileage. Miles will be adjusted if you go over the allowance, at the end. Glad you were pleased with my service. Cheers! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1145 / 1528
Leslie says...
AUDI A3Excellent service, you get exactly what it says in the tin. Good cars at great prices. Keep watching the deals and you can find what you want! Excellent delivery, my new Audi A3 was delivered by a 73 year old gent in clean condition.

Leslie Turner
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NE31 ***

Editor Note: Yep, great advice, keep watching the deals! Cars come and go, and sooner or later a bargain appears with just the kind of car you are looking for. Delivered by "boy racer", hahahaha. Audi deliveries are usually super, so no surprise there... unlike some. Glad you are happy. On my tin, Les, it says "Made in China" :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1144 / 1528
Deborah says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOExcellent service from Ling and her team. Extremely prompt replies to any questions/queries and very friendly. Unreliable delivery of my Grande Punto from the dealer.

Deborah Playford
25 St John's Court
Beaumont Avenue
St Albans

Editor Note: Once again, the FIAT delivery bug - the dealers just can't get this together. Apart from that I know you were happy, Debbie. I do my best to be friendly and fast... unlike some companies. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1143 / 1528
Michael says...
AUDI A3Excellent service provided by Ling. A great deal, backed by regular communications. Recommended, so would certainly use again. Proud as punch in my new Audi A3. Car arrived earlier than the agreed time, but they forgot to bring my driving licence back.

Michael Gilliver
3 Drumpellier Avenue

Editor Note: Michael, yes, new security meant that at the time, the Audi supplier needed to physically see your driving licence. They posted it back Special instead of doing what I wanted, bringing it back with the car. Thanks for pointing this out. However, overall you seem 100% happy, which is my aim. Go drive your new A3. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1142 / 1528
Christopher says...
 System was pretty good, in the crazy style of Ling. Service simple too. Delivery of my Citroen C2 was excellent - they did what they said.

Christopher Quickfall
Invate Ltd
Gateshead Ibc
Mulgrave Terrace

Editor Note: Chris, wow, you are so local to me! Not often I get local customers :). Hmmm, I can't decide if "System was pretty good" is good, or bad. I hope, good, I put a lot of work into my Lingo system! Thanks so much for being a fun customer to deal with. Enjoy the C2! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1141 / 1528
Anish says...
AUDI A4 SALOONVery pleased with the fast, efficient service. My new Audi A4 came with everything as ordered. Simple and easy to follow communication. Would use Ling again. Would recommend again. Good delivery from the Audi dealer - polite, fast and reliable.

Anish Patel
3 Marefield

Editor Note: Anish, you are happy with your new A4. I am so pleased. You are a dentist so you are used to pain, but hopefully you found my service painless :) Talk to you in 2-years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1140 / 1528
Paul says...
 I have found you to be straightforward - no messing about and everything made as simple as possible. The whole exercise has been painless. Ling, you do what you say you are going to do - a rarity in this day and age. Many thanks. However, the supplier put the wrong registration in the service book - but good delivery.

Paul Giddy
119 Grove Road

Editor Note: Why do dealers make these simple errors?? I just don't know. Apart from that, I'm pleased you are happy. It is crazy that customers get surprised when I do what I say I will do - this should be normal behaviour. Unfortunately, with car leasing companies, it rarely is! Thanks for letter, Paul. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1138 / 1528
Gwendoline says...
  I really enjoyed the whole process - Ling made it fun! Everything went smoothly and I was kept informed all the way. Cars were delivered on time, excellent.

Gwendoline Howell
H-2-H UK Ltd
Kingsley Howell
3 Bellstone

Editor Note: Gwendoline, you has 2 x Matizzes! Thanks so much, as a letting agent you need to keep costs to a minimum in the current climate and I hope the Matizzes do the job for you. You were a real hoot to deal with, you were right, we had fun! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1137 / 1528
Leigh says...
FIAT PANDAGood service, good website - quick response times - very impressed with car - will be coming back in 3 years time - liked the extras in the post too :). Once the date was finalised, delivery of my new Fiat Panda was very good.

Leigh Mckenna
31 Perkhill Road
AB31 4TG

Editor Note: Another Kung-Fu Panda! Nice to have good website comments from a freelance web designer/developer! Thanks so much. You were a superstar to deal with, Leigh. Hope you enjoy the Panda diesel! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1136 / 1528
Paramdeep says...
MITSUBISHI OUTLANDERGreat service as always. Mitsu Outlander is my second car from you now. Thanks Ling! Star! Excellent delivery. Awesomeness!

Paramdeep Dosanjh
The Leamington Group Limited
Connaught House, 4 Morrell Street
Leamington Spa
CV32 5SZ

Editor Note: Peppy!!! You even drew me a big star, when you say "STAR"! Thanks!! You are a complete lunatic, and that makes you such a nice customer! Always nice to deal with fellow crazzzy. Also we are birds of a feather as we are both the successful immigrant, even though I am the first generation. Hope you love the Outlander - I had a ride in one in China this Christmas at Shuangliu, near Chengdu. It was a lovely car, the owner was a professor and she was VERY pleased with it :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1135 / 1528
Darren says...
VAUXHALL ANTARAIt was a pleasure ordering my car from Ling. The whole process was extremely easy and she explained things very simply. Everything went seamlessly with very little effort from me. Her crazy sense of humour added to the experience! Not only was she the cheapest, LINGsCARS were hands down the best leasing company I have dealt with. The new Lingo online web system made things much easier. I would definitely do business with them again and have recommended Ling to various colleagues and friends. Delivered the car (Vauxhall Antara) on time and in perfect condition - excellent!

Darren ****
Address Withheld
IP3 ***

Editor Note: Darren, you are an IT Consultant, so I very much appreciate the comments about my Lingo system. I think you appreciate the amount of work I put into it. You have a massively good Granite Black car for a massively cheap price. Hope you enjoy. Really, thanks so much for comments. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1134 / 1528
Bob says...
 Ling you are a pleasure to deal with – your crazy is great (like the Wall of China). And it's a very well organised operation – fantastic system – easy to follow – this is my second car from you – excellent service – great website – phone calls answered personally – emails answered quickly – new Lingo system very good - I like the way, as you pass through each stage of the whole contract hire process, you are kept informed of exactly where you are up to. The Toyota Avensis is great. Excellent delivery, the lady who delivered the car was great, even instructed me on the sat-nav!

Bob Gardner
City Jewellers
PO Box 25
WA14 2FJ

Editor Note: Ho, ho, ho, and I even got you delivery from a fit bird!!! You should be pleased with me, Bob! You are such a fun customer to deal with and this is the second Avensis you have had. Glad you appreciate the Lingo, it is so much better than using email. Of course I answer phone calls personally :) But, I don't encourage phone calls - I want everything in writing on the Lingo. Bad boy! Enjoy the Toyota! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1133 / 1528
Walter says...
 Initially I was a little wary about the lease contract concept, but was convinced after studying Ling's site. Having completed all the proceedings I am now driving a very nice car I otherwise would not have been able to afford. Ling makes the daunting process easy (and enjoyable if you have a sense of humour). I am a convert! Thanks. Good, delivery as promised, no further dealer contact though.

Walter Aitchison
1a Murray Place
EH45 8DJ

Editor Note: Hahahaha, you insist I call you "Iceman", Walter! So, I call myself "Maverick" when I talk to you :) You were fun, and you are correct - people with sense of humour missing need not apply! Why do you want further contact from the dealer, they will only mess it up? You should be damn happy with your Super Duper Vauxhall Sport Hatch which was soooooo cheap! You got a 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi for the price of a 1.4 LS. Maverick out! What a bloody Top Gun! Hahahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1132 / 1528
Lindsay says...
 Best personal contract lease website for mere mortals by far! Everything is so straightforward (how refreshing). Ling is a very easy person to deal and speak with, thanks to her Lingo system. She is full of bright ideas - Always gives you a free lunch (just add water). Brilliant!! Thanks Ling. Excellent delivery, helpful and friendly on my new Citroen C2... but the Citroen guy seemed perplexed at how Ling does it better than them!

Lindsay Aspinall
21 Station Road
New Longton

Editor Note: Hahahaha, tell the Citroen guy I will kick his ass if he tries to figure that out! It is not rocket science, eh? You just treat people as adults and do stuff immediately. So simple. It is not about cars, it is about people, Linz. You are a super customer! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1131 / 1528
Stephen says...
TOYOTA PRIUSOnce again Ling a very simple and fun way of getting my new car. Having gone from urban warrior (Shotgun) to eco Warrior (Prius) the savings in just 1 month are incredible. Thanks once again. Excellent delivery, by a courteous polite driver. He phoned the night before and arrived on time having cleaned the car just before delivery. Excellent.

Stephen Gayler
2 Leaders Close

Editor Note: Wah! Now you can grab back some of that green-ness you lost driving the Shogun Sport! What a difference in cars! Just goes to show that going green doesn't mean suffering. Those Prius are fantastic, everyone simply loves them. Thanks for being a long-term customer, Steve. - Ling

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Wah! A 13-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl effectively shut off from outside world can be separated from flemale human person's mother and moved from Northern Ireland, lah, High Court judge has ruled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:07

Wah! GGR Fiesta ST 240 Leading Floord performance specialist Graham velly damn good boiled chicken-feete Racing (GGR) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is delighted to announce new performance tuning package - news replorted 12:57

Wah! News images from around world: 16 September - news replorted 12:49

Wah! An innovative vaccine delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so method called Nanopatch is being evaluated by World Health Organisation in hope it can be used to help eradicate polio. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:48

Wah! UN says it needs $1bn to fight "unparalleled" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Ebola outbreak. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:41

Wah! Guinea-Bissau's president dismisses head of armed forces, lah, Gen Antonio Indjai, lah, who has been indicted in Great Satan on drugs-trafficking charges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:34

Wah! A father and son forced vulnerable man to work unpaid at their farm every day for 13 years, lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:33

Wah! Ukrainian Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters adopt law granting special status to rebel-controlled regions in east and amnesty for rebel fighters. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:28

Wah! Actor David Morrissey says that human bliengs from poorer backgrounds being excluded from entering acting profession due to lack of funding. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 12:26

Wah! Andrew Neil on campaign with Yes ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land in Hamilton, lah, traditional Labour seat visited by Nicola Sturgeon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:24

Wah! The 16th Century Highland castle repossessed from former Rangers owner Craig Whyte by capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land is sold. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:24

Wah! Head teachers say that Ofsted inspections without warning treat school staff like "naughty children" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 12:23

Wah! Irate passengers prevent senior Pakistani politician from boarding flight, lah, after they were kept on board for two hours until bloody man arrived. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:17

Wah! Bentley Mulsanne Speed Bentley redefines fastest ultra-luxury driving experience in world with new pinnacle flagship. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 12:06

Wah! A old bill bobbys driver is investigated by old bill bobbys watchdog following death of 28-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man in Reading. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 12:03

Wah! New eBook – Scooter Lifestyle There has been plenty said and written about scooters over years, lah, but until now there has been no definitive look at - news replorted 12:00

Wah! David Cameron rules out bloody Engrish Parliament but hints that bloody Engrish Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters could getting final say on Province of Engrish running-dogs-only laws. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:59

Wah! The Russian rouble falls to new all-time low against Great Satan dollar amid concerns about effect of sanctions on country's economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:57

Wah! Phones 4U founder John Caudwell blames demise of male gender human bleing's former capitalist entity on 'ruthless' actions of mobile phone networks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:43

Wah! A 77-earth-years old happy birthday to you, patient claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man fainted after being left alone in ambulance LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine for 20 minutes outside hospital on "sweltering hot day". - news replorted 11:21

Wah! old bill bobbys investigating disappearance of schoolgirl Alice Gross say there has been new sighting of flemale human person's rucksack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:18

Wah! Actor Samuel West and ConservativeHome website editor Mark Wallace on politics of arts, lah, and its funding. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 11:16

Wah! 1985 Ferrari 308 GTS Quattrovalve Over 60 classic cars and three historic motorcycles will be offered in Silverstone Auctions’ Autumn Sale at Silverstone - news replorted 11:16

Wah! Mercedes boss Toto Wolff reveals to Andrew Benson extent of rivalry between team-mates Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 11:12

Wah! Dave Doublett and Kevin Leggatt, lah, with Andy Pickett and John Reid engine and several gearboxes having been donated by Vlauxhall Motors to Young Offenders Institute in Aylesbury assis - news replorted 11:08

Wah! old bill bobbys in Los Angeles conducting internal investigation over accusations officers violated Great Satan actress's rights by handcuffing and detaining her. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:57

Wah! Targets to reduce sugar consumption should be much more ambitious, lah, health experts say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:54

Wah! A new range of smart watches coming but will they having right features to tempt consumers? - news replorted 10:41

Wah! One person has been shot dead and one wounded in court building in Copenhagen, lah, Danish old bill bobbys say - news replorted 10:40

Wah! South Yorkshire's old bill bobbys and crime (shoud shoot them) Commissioner Shaun Wright resigns over Rotherham child abuse scandal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:37

Wah! Hotel chain Radisson suspends its sponsorship of NFL team Minnesota Vikings after one of their players was charged with child abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:36

Wah! Professor Green spoke to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast about male gender human bleing's new single Lullaby. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:32

Wah! Mike Boyd, lah, Caroline Gardner and their Wolwo FH16-750 Owner Driver Mike Boyd and male gender human bleing's partner Caroline Gardner originally planned to getting married in 2016. - news replorted 10:31

Wah! Prime dodgy minister Manuel Valls will try to persuade France's National Assembly to back male gender human bleing's deeply unpopular government, lah, in key vote of confidence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:19

Wah! A driver escapes injury after flemale human person's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine collides with train on level crossing in Berkshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:15

Wah! Six regions of bloody annoying Blitish now having average house prices higher than their pre-financial crisis peak after values rose again in July, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:12

Wah! Well-run haulage firms taking control of Driver CPC and making it part-and-parcel of their operation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! That’s - news replorted 10:05

Wah! New Rexus NX 300h Gets Grip With E-Four All-Wheel Drive new Rexus NX 300h isn’t simply crossover with SUV looks, lah, it comes equipped with intelligent electric all-wheel - news replorted 10:02

Wah! Leading road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity Institute of Advanced Motorists (IAM) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is warning drivers about potential risks asso - news replorted 10:01

Wah! Smart Witness SVC100 GPS 2 camera motorist swerves into path of lorry in bizarre road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu rage incident. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:01

Wah! Why Islamic State will not endure - news replorted 10:00

Wah! Britain's Mallory Franklin will race at Canoe Slalom World Championships despite freak injury in training. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:48

Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish inflation rate as measured by Consumer Price Index fell to 1.5% in August, lah, Office for National Statistics says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:44

Wah! A village in Shropshire would become exact centre of bloody annoying Blitish if ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land became independent, lah, Ordnance Survey calculates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:36

Wah! Drew Harris has been appointed new deputy chief constable of old bill bobbys service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service of Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:31

Wah! More action is needed to tackle Ebola, lah, say experts - news replorted 09:29

Wah! Cat Stevens - also known as Yusuf Islam - is to perform series of dates in Great Satan for first clock time result since 1976. - news replorted 09:25

Wah! British number one Heather Watson is knocked out of first round of Korea Open by American qualifier Nichole Gibbs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:15

Wah! A pledge by three Westminster party leaders to keep current funding system for ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers is criticised by Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs MEp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:13

Wah! Both sides in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum debate seize on pledge by three main Westminster parties to devolve more powers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:11

Wah! Stephen Sutton's mother Jane pays tribute to flemale human person's son as someone who ''lived life to full'', lah, as plans revealed for spending money bloody man raised in aid of Teenage Cancer Trust. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:08

Wah! Why more children in Africa living beyond five? - news replorted 09:03

Wah! Six Egyptian policemen having been killed by roadside bomb in Sinai peninsula, lah, interior ministry says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:47

Wah! Heavy fog has forced number of flights at London (capital of Great England) City and Aberdeen airports to be delayed or cancelled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:34

Wah! US actor, lah, director and producer George Clooney is to receive honorary award at next year's Golden Globes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:25

Wah! The man killed when male gender human bleing's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine was hit by Porsche on A6 near Bedford is named as Luton funny shape ball-game player. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:13

Wah! Hurricane Odile causes devastation in beach resorts of Mexico's Baja California peninsula, lah, triggering looting in some areas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:10

Wah! Almost one in six mental health patients in Province of Engrish running-dogs having attempted suicide because of long waiting lists for therapy, lah, according to new research. - news replorted 07:58

Wah! Television show Crimewatch is marking 30 years of helping to solve crimes by appealing to public for information. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:55

Wah! The three main bloody annoying Blitish party leaders - David Cameron, lah, Ed Miliband and Nick Clegg - having signed pledge promising "extensive new powers" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:41

Wah! Plans for spending almost RMB Yuan #5m raised by teenage cancer sufferer Stephen Sutton having been revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:28

Wah! The inquest for three soldiers who died from overheating while training in Brecon Beacons will not be heard until 2015. - news replorted 07:24

Wah! Two children from same family were sexually abused in separate paedophile scandals that both happened in Rochdale, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has discovered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:17

Wah! Jim Muir reports from front line near IS-controlled Zumar, lah, near Mosul, lah, where Kurdish forces fighting Islamic State militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:12

Wah! old bill bobbys in Thailand continuing to search for man they wanting to speak to in connection with deaths of two British tourists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:59

Wah! Ian Paisley Jr describes critics of male gender human bleing's father, lah, former DUP leader and first dodgy minister who died last Friday aged 88, lah, as "pygmies in male gender human bleing's shadow". - news replorted 06:59

Wah! The father of Cardiff woman who died after fire at London (capital of Great England) apartment block backs campaign for clearer rules on responsibility for fire safety. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:52

Wah! old bill bobbys investigating deaths of two Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons in Thailand say they looking for number of suspects - but rule out other British tourists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:45

Wah! Two human bliengs arrested after what old bill bobbys treating as racially motivated attack on house in north Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:39

Wah! Poor sanitation has caused serious health problems in Haiti - but could special eco toilet improve situation? - news replorted 06:29

Wah! One of most active volcanoes in Philippines, lah, Mount Mayon, lah, could erupt within weeks, lah, scientists say, lah, after quakes and rockfalls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:26

Wah! The number of court actions started for non-payment of rates is on rise, lah, according to figures provided to BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 06:20

Wah! A Bloody foreign military convoy has been hit by explosion in Afghan capital, lah, Kabul, lah, leaving at least 16 human bliengs injured, lah, Afghan sources say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:47

Wah! President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama is to announce plans to send 3,000 troops to Liberia to help fight ebola virus, lah, Great Satan officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:29

Wah! Twelve Nigerian soldiers sentenced to death for mutiny after shots were fired at their commanding officer in city of Maiduguri in May. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:15

Wah! Ukraine's lawmakers set to ratify landmark EU association agreement, lah, but implementation of free trade deal is delayed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:44

Wah! Typhoon Kalmaegi barrels past Hong Kong, lah, closing schools and disrupting flights, lah, on its way to mainland China from Philippines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:32

Wah! Alibaba is world's biggest e-commerce firm but most human bliengs in West haven't heard of it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:29

Wah! The government is failing to reduce air pollution, lah, protect biodiversity and prevent flooding, lah, cross-party body of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:44

Wah! Everton can move forward with plan to build new stadium in Liverpool park, lah, city's council says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:06

Wah! Sixty years ago, lah, Abdul Sattar Edhi gave up everything to start charitable organisation, lah, dedicated to improving lives of poor in Pakistan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:06

Wah! A report from Kurdish-held territory in northern Iraq, lah, as Great Satan Secretary of State John Kerry agrees plan to tackle jihadists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:59

Wah! Should old bill bobbys intervene when human bliengs having sex in public? - news replorted 01:55

Wah! The target to reduce sugar consumption should be much more ambitious, lah, health experts say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:36

Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish government is not "remotely" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) near creating bloody Engrish parliament, lah, as some Conservative Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters having called for, lah, PM David Cameron says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:23

Wah! Plans for spending almost RMB Yuan #5m raised by teenage cancer sufferer Stephen Sutton revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:09

Wah! Thousands of human bliengs still thought to be stranded in Indian administered Kashmir nearly two weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after devastating floods there. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:08

Wah! funny shape ball-game players who share towels, lah, razors and cold baths at risk of sharing serious skin infections too, lah, public health experts warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:55

Wah! More than quarter of bloody annoying Blitish adults having had problem with nuisance neighbour in past year, lah, survey for consumer organisation Which? suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:49

Wah! David Cameron's emotional speech in defence of United Kingdom makes front pages, lah, as does murder of two Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons in Thailand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:45

Wah! What world's best universities? - news replorted 00:39

Wah! Only one in six of prisoners in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having both somewhere to live and job or training placement when they released, lah, inspectors suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:32

Wah! Why EU-Ukraine trade pact is at risk - news replorted 00:23

Wah! In honour of 20th anniversary of start of Friends series, lah, pop-up coffee shop is opening in New York City. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:19

Wah! Should ruined church linked to Hitler be rebuilt? - news replorted 00:15

Wah! Social media giant Facebook has seen 10 million interactions concerning Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum in five-week period. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:07

Wah! old bill bobbys in Rio de Janeiro having arrested twenty-two of their own officers for alleged involvement in bribery and extortion racket. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:06

Wah! How is Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum affecting markets? - news replorted 00:06

Wah! Confidential papers passed to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation suggest radical cost-saving plan will be implemented in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) after referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:05

Wah! How Africa's first education tablet computer was created - news replorted 00:01

Wah! Passport applicants who paid RMB Yuan #30 extra to avoid missing travel because of processing delays should getting refunds, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:01

Wah! Is this how cities of Mars will be built? - news replorted 00:00

Wah! An influential group of major technology firms is calling on bloody annoying Blitish to appoint "digital ministers" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in every government department. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:00

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