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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
CUSTOMER LETTERS
1532 LETTERS! More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling
Carl says... Website is fun/crazy/easy to use - that's what made me use Ling!
Service over the phone and via the online chat was quick and easy - no hassle. My BMW Z4 arrived less than 4 weeks from looking on her website - excellent! The car arrived when Ling said it would - not very clean outside, but then after 400 miles on a trailer (in December! - Ling) I guess that's not Ling's fault.
Carl Gregg
Clayton House 33 Bath Lane
Newcastle
NE4 5SP
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Wah, wah, wah! My favourite Japanese Restaurant is on your street, Bath Lane! I often go to Fujiyama in Newcastle! Edmund Ng my friend, also my nephew's Gong Fu teacher! You live just at end of Newcastle Chinatown, can I swap houses??? I will say hello if I see you driving Z4 around there. - Yes, it is so difficult in winter to deliver clean cars from trailer; if they are driven, driver can carwash it, but this is impossible on trailer. Car from London area to Newcastle, so lots of chance to get dirty on way, sorry! -
Ling
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William says... Ling, many thanks for your help in arranging my recent lease. My first dip into the leasing pool was made very straightforward with your professional guidance. The delivery arrangements for my C4 were excellent. Thanks again.
William Dodd
5 Pentland Grove
Newcastle upon Tyne
NE12 7NY
Editor Note:
Oh! Local customer! Wah! I always happy to sell to people locally, maybe you will see me driving around in my new London Bus, or in my Nuclear Rocket Truck. Please hoot and wave! Have good time in Citroen C4 -
Ling
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Linda says... A very different and refreshing approach in an industry that can be tarred with the similar characteristics of recruitment consultants or estate agents (I am an estate agent, by the way!). It was fun going through the process and the website kept us amused for hours. Being a lean operation some communication was a little slow but never a problem. The dealer was very polite when confirming the spec, and also when my Mini Cooper was delivered by the driver.
Editor Note:
Linda, thanks for comments. Sorry if I was slow in December, I was working like dog. Excuses: It was my busiest month for ages, I sold over £2 million of cars in December (2005) and I also took a mini-break to see a friend in Milan. Also, British have this thing about Jesus birthday. Very inconvenient. Sorry about that! Poor excuses, must try harder. Glad you are happy with your new Mini Cooper I give you a hyperlink!! :) -
Ling
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David says... Dear Ling,
1st Class service on arranging the SAAB 9-3 lease deal. Excellent communication by email and phone. No problems. The car arrived on time as promised.
Many thanks and best wishes,
David Green
Chapman Green Accountants 33 Tapley Road
Chelmsford
CM1 4XY
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I always enjoying accountants as customers because it seems to help prove my claim that this is really the very cheapest way to run a new car, business or personal. Have fun in sporty SAAB! -
Ling
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Neil says... I would recommend LINGsCARS to anyone wanting a no-hassle transaction. It's refreshing to talk to someone who knows their stuff and deals in an uncomplicated and polite, honest manner. The Mercedes E220 was delivered ontime by a courteous driver with no problems! I will be back in 2007 for my next Mercedes.
Neil Thomson
155 Western Approaches Eastwood
Leigh on Sea
SS2 6XZ
Editor Note:
How lovely to give me all this praise, but it is also nice to have such polite, friendly customers like you, Neil -
Ling
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Simon says... Ling. Thank you, the Mercedes CLK was the same as you described on your website (of course! - Ling). No hidden charges, just exactly as you said (Yes! Of course! - Ling). Delivery was prompt, and dealing with you and your company was a pleasure (Wah! Of course it is! It is compulsory to have pleasure - Ling). Thank you again.
Simon H**
Address Withheld
Durham
DL17 ***
Editor Note:
Why Mercedes customer always seem surprised I give good service and tell truth? Maybe Mercedes garages usually full of bullshit. That probably true. Hmmm, but you were very nice customer, Simon and I hope you enjoy lovely CLK sporty car -
Ling
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Colin says... You're a really crazy lady and you are obviously working too hard. However, the garage you use is excellent and they are being very flexible about me changing my delivery dates.
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Ah, Colin, I made mistake. I forgot you delayed your car delivery until end January. Obviously working too hard, please forgive me. Will re-jiggle all your dates. Hope you like new BMW 1-series when it arrives -
Ling
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Roy says... Doing business with Ling was simple and problem-free. Ling deals with you as a person, and contract hiring a car was "as it says on the label". Car arrived when promised. Totally a no-hassle experience. I will be getting my next car from Ling.
Roy Cooke
36 Pintolls South Woodham Ferrers
Chelmsford
CM3 5ZB
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Roy, as a customer you too were simple and problem-free. This is a good thing for me. I hope you enjoy new Citroen Picasso in Essex. Good job it was white one with alloys, spoiler and Mr Boombastic sound system. It will fit in. Enjoy car! -
Ling
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Colin says... Thanks very much, Ling. I was delighted to receive my new car exactly when I wanted it. Your service was first class and brilliant value for money - just stop sending me those damn sweets!
Colin Robertson
38 Inverness Road
Bath
BA2 3RX
Editor Note:
Hello Colin, oh you have same problem as most men. You chew sweets. Never mind, hoping you have nice time in posh city of bath in new Fiat Panda. You should be careful taking Fiats into bath. They rust like hell, heheheh. -
Ling
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Leanne says... Hi Ling, I couldn't be happier with the new Citroen Picasso I have rented from you. My husband is an AA patrolman, so he knows a thing or two about cars and dealer service, and he is also impressed; more so with the first-class, hassle-free service you provide. Your dealer was simply the best! Once again Ling, thank you very much. Till next time, all the very best
Leanne Dyer
4 Reid Avenue
Wallsend
NE28 8HN
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Leanne, so glad you are happy. AA Patrolman husband is good, much more useful than mine... if any customer has problem with car in North of England, I will call your husband to assist, he can rebrand as LingEmergencyServiceMan. I pay cash or credit against new car -
Ling
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Karen says... We were going to phone you today to thank you for your help, Ling! The 2 x Shoguns are fab. We are delighted with them and delighted with the deal you managed to get for us. Neal at the dealer was really helpful and delivery was very prompt. We will definitely recommend you, Ling. You are great, your marketing is great, most of all YOUR DEALS ARE THE BEST!! Thanks,
Karen McKinnon
Smith Allen Marketing Newbattle Awey College Newbattle Road
Dalkeith
EH22 3LL
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Ho, another Scottish! It is great to be complimented on my marketing by a marketing company! Thanks! Glad you like the 2 x Shoguns, Karen. Look forward to snow in Edinburgh so you can try them out, eh? -
Ling
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James says... Dear Ling,
Thank you for an excellent service regarding the delivery of my contract Mitsubishi Shogun. It is so refreshing to deal with someone who takes out all the mystery and magic that surrounds car deals. I have referred you to many of my friends, since being told about you from my son Blair Davidson (who also had a car). The delivery of my car was on time and perfect - "SIMPLE"!
Good luck with your business, it can only go from strength to strength. Please promise to keep your business simple. Wishing you and Jon a great Xmas and a prosperous New Year.
James Davidson
Park House Youlieburn Taures
Ellon
AB41 7LH
Editor Note:
James, hehe, please note that if I take away all "mystery and magic" that this is not bloody Harry Potter business! However, I enjoy to deal with Scottish ethnic minority person, with half face painted blue and wearing skirt. Note that Scottish are good at taking "mystery and magic" out of football game. Enjoy Shogun, and send more family! -
Ling
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Louise says... The service that I received from Ling has been excellent, and I am so pleased with my new Mini Cooper Convertible - I love it! Your dealer gave excellent service, too!
Louise Hill
Oughtibridge Kitchens 29-33 Langsett Road South Oughtibridge
Sheffield
S35 0GY
Editor Note:
Louise, glad you are so happy with new Mini. Wait for summer, eh, get the roof down? Hmmm, I really need a bigger kitchen, perhaps you could help me -
Ling
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Giloria says... Hi Ling, I have heard lots about you from Bruce and thought I would send my own message of thanks. The car (Honda Jazz - Ling) is great and the whole process went really smoothly. We would certainly recommend you to friends & colleagues and tell them how friendly and professional your service is. Have a great 2006!
Giloria Cowan
Banana Frog Car Sales Wrangaton
South Brent
TQ10 9HD
Editor Note:
Wow, thanks! Banana Frog Cars is the best car sales name I have ever come across. Not only is it great name, but both Banana and Frog are both favourite delicious food and back in China in Leshan (town of my birth) they do fantastic barbecued frog on a stick, splayed out like mini-Jesus on kebab spike. You can eat with banana sauce, maybe that is where you get company name, Bruce??? You are very nice customer. -
Ling
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Grant says... Ling makes leasing very easy. Excellent website, very good prices. I believe all businesses should be run this way - it makes leasing interesting. In fact, it makes "life" interesting. Well done Ling, you're the best. I got a great deal, and the delivery date was as promised. Very good.
Grant Hobbs
Saddlers Barn Isle Abbotts
Taunton
TA3 6RR
Editor Note:
What a nice letter, thanks Grant. Note I cannot always promise precise delivery dates as sometimes real life interrupts the supply chain. Enjoy Mitsubishi Shogun, and send me some cider (my favourite drink) from Somerset! -
Ling
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Peter says... Hi Ling, I'm very impressed with your overtly customer-service-orientated way of dealing. It's a very fresh "no pressure" approach and well priced deals. I'm also very impressed with my new Shogun Sport! In addition, the dealer you chose was excellent, professional and on time.
Peter Ferrary
1 Crown and Anchor Cottage Horsley
Newcastle
NE15 0NG
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Peter, with your surname I would have thought you would prefer F430 to Shogun, but never mind! I am always happy to have local customer for a change. Enjoy Shogun! -
Ling
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Steve says... Thanks for the BMW Z4, Ling! I was kept up to date with the delivery time despite factory order, you were cheaper than any other company I could find and your website sold me instantly! Easy and straight forward. Thanks again!
Steve Vernon
McMullen Rd
Darlington
DL1 1YS
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Steve, sorry you had to wait for car to come into stock, but there were no Z4's available for immediate delivery in UK when you ordered. I always say I cannot do miracles, as I am Chinese not Catholic. For miracles you need THIS website. Enjoy Z4! -
Ling
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Mike says... An excellent and very easy to follow website, with the most competitive prices around. We had a very quick and efficient response to everything. Ling was extremely helpful and always happy with nothing too much trouble. We wouldn't go anywhere else. Ling - YOU ARE THE BEST! The Mitsubishi dealer who delivered the Shogun was helpful and efficient
Mike Morgan
Willow Developments Kilvrough Park Farm Parkmill
Swansea
SA3 2EE
Editor Note:
Mike, this is such a sweet letter. I try to choose dealers very carefully, so thanks for comments about Mitsubishi dealer. I will pass on. Hope you develop (Willow Developments, geddit?) into long-term customer as you promise. Have good time in Wales with Shogun Sport -
Ling
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Shaun says... We have at last found a normal person to deal with. Extremely efficient. Extremely funny accent. Extremely fast service at a great price. We are extremely happy and would have no hesitation in saying "Stop dealing with the rest and go to the girl you can't understand". Thank you.
Editor Note:
Hey! You manage to extremely understand me enough to rent an extremely new Shogun Sport, Shaun! At least I do not have extremely wierd Japanese accent, now that is EXTREMELY funny! And why you keep saying "extremely"? I send you English dictionary -
Ling
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John says... I have been leasing cars from Ling for four years now; 6 cars (for interest... Picasso, Golf, Picasso, Saab 9-3, Saab 9-5, latest is Honda Jazz - Ling). Each time Ling (that's me! - Ling) has been most helpful and provides the information I have needed. The cars have been delivered on time, everytime. I would not hesitate to recommend LINGsCARS to anybody.
John Wilson
BPS Printing 8 Lihle Studley Road
Ripon
HG4 1HD
Editor Note:
My God! You proposed your first car with me on 4/12/2001, John!!! That is amazing. Time is flying, as saying goes. Glad you are always so happy, in Ripon, where I have found out that every evening at 9pm, someone blows a horn in street. Disgusting drunken English girl, I bet. Happens on Newcastle Quayside every night too, but not to rigid timetable. I am blaming government drinking laws- -
Ling
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Paul says... Unbeatable deal. Easy to communicate with too. Will use again. Dealer was excellent.
Paul Stockton
EDT Direct Ion Ltd Waldershare Park Waldershare
Dover
DT15 5DQ
Editor Note:
Thanks Paul. Letter short and sweet. Nice customer. I remember Dover well, from small glimpse through crack in truck trailer on way overland into UK from China in 1996, hehehe. Enjoy VW Touran -
Ling
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Iain says... It was a pleasure dealing with Ling, she did exactly what it said on the website! The car (Megane CC - Ling) is great, pity about the weather. I will certainly use Ling again and have no hesitation in recommending her. Excellent communication and delivery from the supplying dealer, too.
Editor Note:
Of course I did what it says on website! I wrote it! Duh!!! ... And what do you expect from weather, Iain? First; Preston is in West of country, closer to George Bush environmental terrorist greenhouse effects, and Second; you were taking delivery of a convertible, hahahah! -
Ling
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Dale says... I want a van! I want it cheap! I want it soon! I want it delivered with no hassle! Who do I call? - LING!!!
Delivered? YES!
Value for money? OUTSTANDING!
Would I go anywhere else? YOU WOULD HAVE TO HOLD A GUN TO MY HEAD!
Ling wins everytime. Unbeatable value, top service and a human. None of your smarmy sales rubbish! Ling for PM!
Editor Note:
Dale, thanks especially for note explaining how to pronounce your name. It is remarkably similar to certain Welsh railway station. If you ever need any help with Chinese, please to ask me... "Ling for PM!" Wah, this is first time anyone suggests THAT! My closest link with PM is that my nuclear rocket truck is in Tony Blair's constituency at Sedgefield, by A1(M). Enjoy Citroen Dispatch, Dale -
Ling
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Louisa says... Very pleased with my new Mercedes Coupe. It arrived on the day promised, delivered by a nice helpful gentleman. Ling, you are a star. A great car, a great service and all done in a different way.
Editor Note:
So nice to deal with customers in Norfolk. It brings back nice memories of how much my parents enjoyed a week on the Norfolk Broads, three years ago. It was such a contrast to life in China, for them. My dad especially enjoyed driving boat, and you will note that on river the English drive on normal side of "road". Strange, huh? -
Ling
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Peter says... Great Cars! Great Prices! Great Service!
Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services 74 Brunswick Street
Stockton on Tees
TS18 1DW
Editor Note:
Wah! This Honda Jazz is the 3rd car you have had from me this year, Peter! No wonder you are tired of writing long letters to me! Keep it short and sweet like Honda Jazz, eh? Thanks for business, what a shame Stockton is 1 hour from Gateshead, or I would ask you to begin cleaning contract in my kitchen! Soy sauce and noodles from floor to ceiling! Yum. -
Ling
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Wah, wah, wah! My favourite Japanese Restaurant is on your street, Bath Lane! I often go to Fujiyama in Newcastle! Edmund Ng my friend, also my nephew's Gong Fu teacher! You live just at end of Newcastle Chinatown, can I swap houses??? I will say hello if I see you driving Z4 around there. - Yes, it is so difficult in winter to deliver clean cars from trailer; if they are driven, driver can carwash it, but this is impossible on trailer. Car from London area to Newcastle, so lots of chance to get dirty on way, sorry! -
Ling
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A very different and refreshing approach in an industry that can be tarred with the similar characteristics of recruitment consultants or estate agents (I am an estate agent, by the way!). It was fun going through the process and the website kept us amused for hours. Being a lean operation some communication was a little slow but never a problem. The dealer was very polite when confirming the spec, and also when my Mini Cooper was delivered by the driver. 
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The service that I received from Ling has been excellent, and I am so pleased with my new Mini Cooper Convertible - I love it! Your dealer gave excellent service, too! 
