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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
CUSTOMER LETTERS
1532 LETTERS! More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling
Jason says... Car turned up this morning, excellent. This has been completely hassle free. Thanks for all your hard work, it's pleasure dealing with you.
Jason Smith
115-119 Heyford Park
Upper Heyford
OX25 5HA
Editor Note:
Jason, wow, you are at Upper Heyford! When that was a Ronald Reagan air base, my husband sat outside to watch the F1-11's coming back from bombing Ghadaffi in Libya. Anyway, now the F1-11's are replaced by a new VW Passat, try not take it on bombing missions. Finance company will go mad if the car is damaged. -
Ling
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Karen says... Having just got my second new car through Ling, I would say I am extremely impressed with the excellent service. She is no-nonsense and straight talking unlike some other companies I contacted.
I recommend Ling to my customers and friends. Having one car taken away and being delivered another, was very smooth. Excellent delivery driver.
Karen Hynes
The Crown Inn Vicars Lane Manfield
Darlington
DL2 2RF
Editor Note:
Hello, Karen! You are a long-term customer and I always like to deal with pubs as it is very convenient to call in for a drink, hehehe. You swapped a Citroen Picasso for a Mazda 3, wow, so different. I wonder which you prefer? See you in Darlington, sometime. I will have a Bailey's... -
Ling
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Kay says... Your sales pitch is definitely unique, but I quite like it! Friendly delivery driver and good delivery.
You are extremely efficient. Replying to emails quickly and NO queries on the telephone, either. My brother-in-law has been referred to you for next year. For a second referral, you must be doing something right.
Kay Oxley
47 Bailey's Gate Cotford St Luke
Taunton
TA4 1JE
Editor Note:
Kay,
Thanks so much for the lovely letter. I must say, one of my favourite drinks is cider so I would like to visit Taunton. These new Zafiras are great cars, I have sold dozens! Thanks for the referrals -
Ling
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Neil says... The Skoda Fabia is superb. Fast and economical. Great service from you, as promised. No need to go anywhere else. Everything was as it should be when getting a new car and there is no need to worry about depreciation.
Neil Robson
54 Maxwell Park
Dalbeattie
DG5 4LS
Editor Note:
Neil, yep, these Skodas are pocket rockets. Everyone who has had one, loves it. It is like a GTI Skoda. Anyway, glad you were bloody pleased with my service, thanks for the letter! -
Ling
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Stephen says... Hi Ling, thanks so much for making everything work out so well. I received a phone call this morning that my new VW Transporter was on it's way to me. I was so surprised as I only sent off the paperwork 2 days ago ! However you did say it'd be coming on the 11th or 12 th and here it is on the 11th. I really appreciate the way you do business and will come back to you next time, also recommend you to anyone who needs a great lease deal. Fantastic service Ling but it'll take a while to recover from the Chinese candies you sent me....
Stephen Mulley
Ace Pro Services 23 Southampton Close
Eastbourne
BN23 5RP
Editor Note:
Vans, vans, vans... I get my head in a spin about vans, there are so many options and sizes and weights. But the VW dealer had the exact VW Transporter (with air-con) you wanted in stock, so I made sure you got this double-quick, Stephen -
Ling
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Kevin says... Hi Ling,
The car arrived around 11am this morning and I love it.....A nice old retired man from L***** drove it all the way up to Scotland and he is now getting the train back to L*****!!!! I did drive him to the nearest train station and he explained that the initial mileage (340 miles) would be added to my agreement.
It has arrived at a great time as we are all about to head off to the East Coast of Scotland on holiday and we can drive there in style now....I would like to thank you for all of your help and I will be recommending your company to everyone that asks me about how I got hold of such a great car at such a great price......Once again, thanks for all of your help.
Kevin Lines
64 Osprey Drive Uddington
Glasgow
G71 6HZ
Editor Note:
Kevin, you are an Operations Manager for Morrison's supermarket (Grocery and Frozen, peas; buy 2 get 1 free!) and so I am glad you tell me my customer service is good! The Qashqai (but 1 get none free, hehehe) sounds like a funny fruit, eh? The Mackams are working flat out to build these cars - I think this car is the best thing Nissan has done. Thanks for being lovely customer, enjoy holiday -
Ling
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Graham says... Hi Ling,
I am pleased to report that the car arrived safely at 2:30pm. Everything is perfect and my wife is over the moon. Thank you very much for for your care and attention throughout the deal. I am now laughing all the way to my bank for the next two years.
Graham Moorhouse
4 Woodlands lane Great Oakley
Corby
NN18 8HJ
Editor Note:
Hehehe, I am laughing all the way to the bank, but for only 2 minutes, my commission payment is so low!! Really happy that you are happy, too. Your wife should be over the damn moon, Fabia is very nice car and this one was SOOOOO cheap! -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Steve says... Hi Ling
My new BMW 320i Coupe arrived yesterday which was 10 days earlier than you'd initially anticipated. This is the first time I have leased a car and have to say that any doubts I had about the process disappeared once I'd visited your web site (what a hive of information + some bonus dodgy gags!).
Your responses to the few questions I had were super-quick and you can bet I'll be back in 2 years. Cheers!
Steve Willcock
31 The Oval Benton
Newcastle upon Tyne
NE12 9PP
Editor Note:
Hehehe, well - you don't get the dodgy gags from Fawdington BMW, the local expensive dealer, eh? These BMW Coupes were so cheap, I have had a few people ordering two cars, his and hers! I was not sure about the delivery time as these were a brand-new model, so I was pessimistic about delivery. It is nice when it happens faster than you think it will :). It's good that your first time as a leasing virgin was so rewarding, hehehe -
Ling
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Alex says... Hi Ling
Thanks for all the help with the RX8. I don't know why Mazda have blacklisted you. You were open about the car being thirsty and knowing that, I went ahead. I would have been pissed off with you if you hadn't told me. All the best!
Editor Note:
Alex, yep...Mazda is one company that insists I only say "positive" things about their cars, they hate me just telling the truth. Why not? Customers spend a substantial amount of money on cars, and it only seems fair to explain all the pros and cons of each model. I simply told you to order a petrol tanker to be available for when your Mazda RX8 arrived, hehehe. As a solicitor, you have told me that it's possibly illegal for Mazda to restrict competition for their dealers, but what can I do? My local MEP is looking into this cartel-like restrictive behaviour by this massive Japanese manufacturer, for me. -
Ling
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Denise says... Excellent! I would recommend you, definitely. Great fast service and regularly kept up to date.
Denise Earl
The Hollies Main Street
Brampton
CA8 1SH
Editor Note:
Thanks for the letter, Denise. Zafira is excellent car, especially for family tours of the Lake District. Have fun driving it around, with your family. -
Ling
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George says... Getting a car from Ling was the best decision I have ever made. It was fun, friendly and made me feel special. I would not hesitate to use her again as she kept in touch daily with updates on the Zafira delivery, making everything run smoothly with no worries. My gleaming car was delivered to my home at 10;15. EXCELLENT! I now miss the funny emails!
George Simpson
1 Abbey Meadow
Tewkesbury
GL20 5FF
Editor Note:
George, yes we did have some funny emails. Why not have fun, eh? Getting a car should be an enjoyable experience - yet so many people confuse being professional with being boring. Well, they are wrong! I hope you will agree. Thanks for making my job so easy by being compliant when I asked you to do things, and for jumping when i said "jump". I will miss you, but talk again in 2-years! :) -
Ling
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Jason says... I chose to lease an Astra SRi from Ling because of her internet presence and competitive pricing. Ling made the boring paperwork process easy to understand and processed the information quickly.
Ling has developed a truly individual approach with her business from her website to her envelopes and their contents, yet she manages to maintain a professional and personal service.
Jason Holden
Address Withheld
Preston
PR* ***
Editor Note:
Not just an accountant, but a Northern Accountant! That means you are tighter than the weak southern ones :) So an endorsement from you is worth a lot, Jason. I really thank you for your letter because when an accountant rents my cars it really makes other people think; you will have worked out the financial benefits, eh? Enjoy the Astra 1.8 SRi VVT 16v bloody fast sport hatch! -
Ling
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David says... Thanks again, Ling. Everything was so simple. All my expectations have been realised. The car is great and your service is efficient and spot-on.
David Ball
MD, O'Briens Coffee Shop 8 Low Ousegate
York
YO1 9QU
Editor Note:
David, you run a coffee shop in York, so you know all about the service industry. I am so pleased when someone in a trade like yours says nice things, because you realise how had it is to be consistently good! But anyway, apart from the fact that you spend all day serving bloody Japanese tourists right in the center of York by the river, hope the Zafira does a great job for you as a van, a minibus and as a private family car. Even though it is impossible to drive cars in York, hehehe -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Ben says... It was an absolute pleasure to deal with Ling. She was straight to the point and extremely quick with her responses to my questions. My Mazda MX5 was delivered exactly on time.
Ben Lightley
2 Jays Court Deanery Street
Bedlington
NE22 6LL
Editor Note:
Here we go, here's another customer who disagrees with Mazda UK trying to illegally terminate my supply by pressurising my suppliers. They really should stop this bullying, huh? Ben, it is ironic that as a Roofing Contract Supervisor, you choose a car without a roof! Hahahah. I play ping-pong in a club close to you, in Cramlington! Maybe I will see you zoom, zooming around. -
Ling
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Jason says... You were a breath of fresh air. Such a pleasure doing business with someone who adds fun into her work, very efficient but with a wicked personality, thanks Ling! Car arrived very dirty.
Jason Lea
MD, Fast Track Trades Ltd Unit 2 Phoenix Road Crowther Industrial Estate
Washington
NE38 0AD
Editor Note:
Jason, well first let me say that these Zafiras came from the Midlands, so it had a long way to travel on a very miserable day. Unlike God, I cannot change the weather. I am sure after a quick rinse, your car was clean again. I must say; this "dirty new car" syndrome is the biggest complaint against my service, it is human nature to mention it, but it is very trivial as the cars are designed to get dirty :). Really not much I can do about this, in bad weather. But thanks for your letter, you were a lovely onion to deal with, Jason. And actually, so local. This is Washington, Tyne and Wear... not Washington, DC! -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Alan says... Having leased cars for many years, I was surprised by the efficient way Ling conducts business. The communication and advice was excellent, all documentation was clearly identified and explained. The website contains answers and links to every perceivable question that may arise during car selection.
Probably the best car leasing site I have dealt with.
Alan Gardner
31 Stanton Road Bebington
Wirral
CH63 3HN
Editor Note:
Alan, you make me sound like a bottle of Carling beer! Hahahaha, I simply do my best and you must say you were a very smooth customer yourself! Even though you are in Merseyside, you did not steal the stamps from the return envelope I sent you... and you were very efficient to deal with. Thanks for being so kind to me in your letter. Enjoy cheap Renault Laguna Touring Estate! -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Peter says... Cars = Boring
LINGsCARS = Cool!
A very easy buying experience - well done!
Peter Holland
538 Loose Road
Maidstone
ME15 9UF
Editor Note:
Peter, short and snappy letter, but sometimes the shortest are the best. Size does not matter, hehehe (as many Chinese know). Your Zafira went like clockwork, I am looking at my deal notes and it was so smooth we only exchanged a few emails. Thanks! Glad you enjoyed the experience. -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Stuart says... There was a young lady called Ling, Selling new cars is her thing, I ordered a Zafira, No other dealer came near her, Now I'm driving along with bling! (At least it does not rhyme with "cock", hehehe - Ling)
Ling, your service over the Zafira was nothing short of excellent - always replying promptly to my questions. If this mould-breaking idea (what idea? good service??? hehehe - Ling) could be transferred to other major purchase areas (eg Houses), life would be simpler for everyone. Good delivery, no complaints, came exactly on time.
Stuart Crofts
104 High Street Riddings
Alfreton
DE55 4BJ
Editor Note:
How nice of you to compose beautiful poem, Stuart. I always hold my breath when I begin to read the rhymes, I never know what the ending will be. But yours is very sweet. You were lovely to deal with, hope you have many happy times in the very cheap new Zafira -
Ling
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Robin says... Great service, prompt, efficient, great pricing. Turned up bang on time.
Robin Jefferson
Integrated Design Techniques Ltd Endurance House Seventh Avenue Team Valley
Gateshead
NE11 0EF
Editor Note:
What else to say, Richard? Except that I made you a nice extra number plate for your trailer or caravan or whatever small plastic box English people take with them and live in. Again, local customer ... with an office right next to my bank! How convenient :) -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Robert says... Fantastic price - no local SAAB dealer could get close - no other leasing company could match it. Excellent delivery, great job! Ling works damed hard and deserves all her success.
Robert Ayley
MD, Professional Solutions Group Limited 9 North Street Biddenden
Ashford
TN27 8AG
Editor Note:
Robert, as you are an Managing Director I value your opinion very much, thanks. The reason no one can match the prices is a) low overheads, b) efficiency, c) I am not greedy. I prefer returning, happy customers more than a big profit from a one-off sting. I make my profit through recommendations and volume, not sky-high prices. Note a SAAB dealer needs to make £5,000 in profit PER DAY, just to open its doors. -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Ben says... Frustrating at times but ultimately Ling proved to be the best person I could have contacted. I will not speak to any other leasing company again. Thanks Ling!
Ben Russell
Taylor Hawkins Ltd (Estate Agents) 58 Edgware Way
Edgware
HA8 8DJ
Editor Note:
Ben, Ben, Ben! Hehehe, you were SO ANNOYED that bloody VW had to actually build your car and you had to actually wait for it. But this happens sometimes, I cannot shout at VW for making popular cars, can I? You were really lovely even if you got impatient like a kid. At one stage I nearly cancelled your car, and at another stage you nearly cancelled it :). But with a bit of patience it was fine in the end. I do not hear any moaning, now! -
Ling
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Eileen says... Ling, the A4 cab is fantastic! I really love it - all my neighbours think I have won the lottery!!!
The service and help that I received from you was first class, everything was explained fully - no hidden "bits". I have recommended you to all my friends (but not my neighbours because they will find out it was not a lottery win!).
On delivery, the guy was so helpful, he talked me through all aspects of the Audi cabriolet. Excellent!
Eileen Fisher
12 Walden Close Thelwall
Warrington
WA4 2HB
Editor Note:
Hahahaha, Eileen, you make me laugh. Just wait until all the charity people start banging on your door, demanding hand-outs. You will be up to your ears in Oxfam and Big Issue. I have ordered the same car for myself, an A4 Cabriolet, and I am jealous that you got yours first. I can't wait! Put on your shades, slap on your suncream, get the roof down and start posing. You deserve it :) -
Ling
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David says... Ling,
Thank you for sorting me out with a new SAAB Sportwagon in very quick time. I realise I only gave you under two weeks to arrange it... but you worked hard to ensure my car was ready when I needed it.
Thanks again,
David Grant
21 Lamb Close
Newark
NG24 4RT
Editor Note:
Pay attention everyone! I cannot always deliver this fast. David contacted me just at the right time, so I could do this. He was also quite perfect with supplying the proofs and info I required.
So, David, you have a lovely new SAAB Sportswagon 9-3 estate, eh? Hope you are pleased with the 150bhp diesel and the Airflow spec :) - get driving! -
Ling
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Kerrie says... I was very worried about entering the contract hire world of cars, and I chose Ling not only because she had the best Mazda MX-5 deal, but because it was so refreshing to find a lady working the car market.
My choice wasn't wrong.
I was nothing but impressed. My emails were responded to quickly (sometimes within minutes), I always knew where I stood and most of all I felt respected and valued as a customer. My MX5 delivery was excellent, it arrived dead on time (in fact slightly early!). So many people (including my mother) were dubious of contract hire, but now they are all raving about it and how good the service that Ling offers, is.
There are no two-ways about it - I will be returning to Ling in 2-years when my contract ends!
Thank you so much, Ling; you have restored my faith (a little) in the cut-throat world of cars... after years of being "done over" by the typical car salesman! You were spot on with every last detail from beginning to end and you don't take yourself too seriously :). GIRL POWER!
Kerrie Daffurn
12 Pilgrove Close
Cheltenham
GL51 0QY
Editor Note:
Kerrie, well, you are the manager of a private day-care nursery in Oxford, so you know exactly what you need to do to please YOUR little customers, I'm sure! So your comments mean a lot to me. I am just so pleased when customers are genuinely happy. I'm not sure I do too much "girl power" though, I am not really a man-v- woman person, but I agree that many in the motor trade are just waiting to "do you over". Strangely, Mazda UK hate me and keep trying to terminate my supply by illegally fixing my suppliers (no broken kneecaps yet) despite fantastic responses from customers who have rented new Mazdas from me, like yourself! -
Ling
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Richard says... Very helpful - prompt and detailed info in response to questions. Excellent delivery, very helpful delivery driver. Thanks very much for BMW 320.
Richard Gibson
Integrated Design Techniques Ltd Endurance House Seventh Avenue Team Valley
Gateshead
NE11 0EF
Editor Note:
Hey, Richard, I will soon be moving to an office very close to you, just a few streets away! You are right next to my bank, Barclays. I often see your car parked there. This is the second car of two, the other is the new Toyota Avensis. Great to have such a local customer. -
Ling
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Editor Note:
Jason, wow, you are at Upper Heyford! When that was a Ronald Reagan air base, my husband sat outside to watch the F1-11's coming back from bombing Ghadaffi in Libya. Anyway, now the F1-11's are replaced by a new VW Passat, try not take it on bombing missions. Finance company will go mad if the car is damaged. -
Ling
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The Skoda Fabia is superb. Fast and economical. Great service from you, as promised. No need to go anywhere else. Everything was as it should be when getting a new car and there is no need to worry about depreciation. 
