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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
CUSTOMER LETTERS
1532 LETTERS! More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling
It's laid out in price order, the prices for higher mileages are available at the touch of a button. Loads of useful info.
Ordering my new Renault Clio was very straightforward, no up front deposit or document fee, just an initial payment cheque (that didn't get cashed for over 2-weeks). All our emails were responded to very quickly. I would not hesitate to recommend. The only problem was an out of date misleading warranty form (from Renault themselves) - otherwise excellent.
Paul Rowden CSR Digital Ltd 6 Fernan Dell Crown Hill
Milton Keynes
MK8 0EL
Editor Note:
Paul, yes, the supplier admitted the Renault form was out of date, sorry about that. It is strange that different suppliers use different forms, this one is now changing their forms. Still, we sorted that out and you were a happy chappy :) Enjoy the cheap Clio!!! Thanks for being so pleasant and easy to deal with, this was a breeze! Your company is run wholly by technical staff with no high pressure sales team. CSR Digital can answer any questions about copiers and will install and provide customer training. Networked copiers are supplied with all relevant software and if required, technicians can set up network printing and scanning. You provide service and repairs in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, Bedfordshire, Northamptonshire, Hertfordshire, Coventry and Warwickshire. You service & repair Ricoh, Gestetner, Nashuatec, Rex Rotary, Infotec, Lanier, Savin, Olivetti & Canon. Your customers range from household names to one man businesses. I would recommend you based on the efficiency and how nice you were to deal with when you were getting your new Clio. -
Ling
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Gillian says... A brilliant way to "buy" a car. Ling made the whole thing easy, with prompt replies to my emails. When the paperwork arrived, it was so easy as everything was marked where to sign and what to keep and what to return. I will definitely do this again. My new Citroen C2 arrived at the arranged time, excellent delivery.
Editor Note:
Let me tell you about Pig Management (hehehe). I have an interest, as Char Sui is a delicious food. The Checkmate system allows only those sows that are absolutely ready for service to be selected for A1. This means that the pig stockmen spend their time inseminating rather than walking sows around. This sounds like fun. Success is demonstrated by the current Checkmate conception rate, which is 87.8 per cent with 12.01 piglets born per litter and 11.23 born alive. When visiting a potential customer for the first time, Checkmate will try to understand what they are hoping to achieve and how the business was set up. In other words, they look critically at the physical and financial records as a business rather than someone just keeping pigs. If a plan is not already in place then a plan for achieving X amount of kilos of meat (as keeping pigs is really a meat business) then one will be agreed with the owner, or if they do have a plan, then a strategy will be put in place to achieve what may need correcting. OIn this basis, I am so pleasd to be able to supply a car to Gillian at Checkmate, the pig experts. Mmmmmm, my mouth is watering thinking on my next piggy meal! -
Ling
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Haroon says... Excellent service all round. Very efficient and painless quotation and ordering process from Ling and the team.
Best price, and the car arrived quicker than I expected, to my exact specification. I really like my Lexus IS and the main supplying dealer was excellent. Excellent, excellent, excellent. I shall definitely be using you in the future.
Haroon Khawaja Vanilla 360 Ltd 48 Station Road
Henley on Thames
RG9 1AY
Editor Note:
Whoa! As a successful web-business owner (Vanilla "360 Service" comprises a range of professional services that have been designed to take away technology headaches), I appreciate your comments. I'm glad I could provide you with a fantastic service, Haroon. Aren't these IS Lexus just great? See you in 2-years! -
Ling
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Daniel says... Hi Ling,
My Freelander arrived today, late morning, exactly as you stated. The delivery driver was very thorough, he made sure I looked over the vehicle and explained all the controls to me. Once we signed the paperwork, I gave him a lift to the local train station and he was very grateful. It all took less than 30 minutes.
I'd just like to say thanks again for all your hard work, I am sure you probably found that I was 'hard work as well ha-ha!! You were very patient will all my questions, and always extremely efficient at answering emails. If only the 'other' leasing companies were just half as good as you, they might stand a chance!
Best of luck for the future! I hope you make your first £1,000,000 (in wages) sometime soon!! Ha-ha!! I hope you enjoy your new Apache helicopter I bought for you!
Daniel Hyndman
Address Withheld
Montacute
TA15 ***
Editor Note:
Hey, £1,000,000!!! That sounds good. Dan you work on REAL Apache helicopters at Westland Augusta, that's why when you asked me "Do you need anything else, Ling?", I said "Yeah, an Apache attack helicopter to shoot the dealers!". I never imagined you would send me one!!! :)
You are a bloody nit :)- I will build it and put it next to my webcam soon. Hope you enjoy the Freelander, cheap car for a new model. Thanks for being so sweet! -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Peter says... Not only did I get a car at an (as yet) unbeatable price, I found the whole process absolutely painless and actually a lot of fun! LINGsCARS is the most responsive company I have ever dealt with and they set a standard in customer care that the competition will struggle to match. Good delivery of my Megane CC, and the dealer - Renault D******** were polite, if barely awake.
Peter Hennerley
Norchard Lane
Peopleton
WR10 2ED
Editor Note:
What a fantastic letter, thanks. You are my 850th letter writer, Peter! So double-thanks! I have woken the dealer up by kicking them. Just wait for Global Warming to kick in, you will have a lovely time in your Coupe Cab. Go and enjoy it! Glad you had fun :) -
Ling
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Adam says... We are loving our new Nissan Qashqai, called Nobby. We even get to wave to other fools driving the same car, too! Ling was very efficient but disappointingly quite serious, sometimes. I was looking forward to some banter! Anyway, great car, great service. The sweets were shite, though! Sorry :) Good delivery. The chap who delivered was lovely, but didn't know diddly squat about the car, though.
Adam Fisher
Fake Media Ltd 50 Main Road Naphill
High Wycombe
HP14 4QB
Editor Note:
Adam, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhh! My God, you must have caught me at a busy time! Some customers get very weird about me giving too much banter :) Maybe I was just in a bad mood that day? Hmmmm. I will try to disrespect you next time, eh? Glad you love Nobby, I will shout at the dealer to get the delivery guys to learn where Nobby's knobs are. Glad you hated the sweets, hehe. -
Ling
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Peter says...
Great prices, great cars and great service. Good delivery.
Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services Stockton Business Centre 70-74 Brunswick Street
Stockton On Tees
TS18 1DW
Editor Note:
Peter, I have supplied you with LOADS of cars. Hope the two Grande Puntos do a good job for you. I guess they will be full of mops and Flash. See you soon! -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Jo says... The whole experience of leasing a car with LINGsCARS was positive. Any questions that I had were answered quickly and efficiently. The Volvo XC90 was delivered as requested and on time. I would have no hesitation recommending your site to friends and family. Thank you!
Jo Pearse
44 Chestnut Walk Melling
Liverpool
L31 1LL
Editor Note:
Jo, brilliant. Happy customers mean a lot to me. Glad you feel you can recommend me. Hope you really enjoy the XC90! -
Ling
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Sean says... Best price on the internet, with friendly helpful staff. The supplying dealer though, they struggeld to give me a delivery date.
Sean Rhodes
6 Shelley Grove
Doncaster
DN5 8BX
Editor Note:
Yes, Sean. Alfa dealers are World renowned. It is so hard to find one that does a good job. But the cars are fine and I am sure you will enjoy the 159! -
Ling
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Dayn says... It was such a refreshing change to deal with someone who responds so quickly and with (such a strange) sense of humour :) I couldn't even get a quote from my existing contract hire company - it was like dealing with corporate robots. And... my Mini Cooper arrived 3-weeks early - just in time for Christmas!
Editor Note:
Well, Dayn, I cannot always promise to chop 3 weeks off delivery times. But I can always promise a non-robot approach. I simply do my best. Amazing that other companies don't! Anyway, enjoy the Mini, I give you a hyperlink. You have a great company. Interactive Solutions provide effective, engaging web design & development services to a wide client base across the UK. I recommend! -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Kate says... I'm loving my new car, the BMW 116. The process to get it was really straightforward and nice to have a refreshingly fun approach to doing business. Prices were amazing, which was the clincher. Good delivery.
Kate Mills HHR Consulting The Coach House Old Hardenhuish Lane
Chippenham
SN14 6HH
Editor Note:
Kate, thanks so much for your letter. Your company, HHR Consulting has many of the same values as I do. You offer value for money. You don’t ever charge percentage fees, you don’t have high overheads that you expect people to cover, you absorb most expenses into your rates and you never charge more than the amount agreed. Amazing, huh? Enjoy that BMW! Gotta have fun!!!! -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Jody says... Once again a fantastic service. The Lexus IS is a lovely car, I will use you again and again. Thanks Ling (and team!). Excellent delivery by Lexus *****, 1st class.
Jody Jackson
Auto Expo Ltd 97 Alder Road Abronhill
Cumbernauld
G67 3AE
Editor Note:
Jody, yep, your company has had loads of cars from me. U do my best yo find you the best deals. Great to know that you like my service. Thanks for the letter! -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Martin says... Good things:
Website, affordable, you can talk to the person in charge, the lease arrangements are progressed efficiently, the queries are answered quickly, delivery was easy to arrange, you don't have to phone for a quote, it's all on the web.
Not so good things:
The lease agreement itself was not well drafted, the sweets are disgusting.
Overall:
I would recommend to someone else without hesitation.
Martin Brandon
Ripple Road
Deal
CT14 8HA
Editor Note:
Martin, thanks for tabulating it like this, it really helps other customers reading this. I agree about some of the finance documents, they are written in Swahili and designed for company use - they would not win a plain English award. I do my best to make them clear, where to sign, etc. The sweets, hehe, yes, I agree. But they keep you awake with the high sugar and Chinese chemicals. So pleased you like the Verso. Cheers! -
Ling
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Rob says... It was a pleasure to deal with a "real" human being. All of my queries were answered quickly and satisfactorily. I am over the moon with the car - what a great value for money. This was really a case of "a lot of car" for the money! Thanks again. I'll be back!! My Saab 9-3 Vector Anniversary was delivered in good condition on the day specified.
Rob Edmunds
10 Sherbourne Road
Witney
OX28 5FH
Editor Note:
Happy, happy, happy, to get such a happy letter. Yes, you got a SAAB for the price of a much cheaper car, and these are loaded with extras. Pass on my info to friends, my offers change all the time, so I can never guarantee the same rates on the same cars, but there are always bargains! Thanks, Rob. -
Ling
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Claire says... Hiya Ling, Thank you so much, again! We just placed an order for another van (a Citroen Relay, your 3rd van from me - Ling) as your service exceeded our expectations. Excellent delivery. Many thanks.
Claire
Regency Moulding & Fireplaces Ltd Old Town Hall Station Road
Nottingham
NG6 9AA
Editor Note:
Wow!!!! That;'s 3 x vans. I am so proud when customers like you come back, Claire. It shows I can give consistently good service. I hope these vans earn their keep. Lovely to deal with you, thanks for the letter! -
Ling
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Ahmed says... Hello Ling. What can I say?
I am a repeat customer, this time a lovely Kia Picanto for my wife (last time a Kia Sorento) Your website is very informative, everything is clearly explained the whole process was very plain sailing. The sweets were lovely (really??? - Ling), I also enjoyed the Chinese seaweed. Delivery excellent, very courteous and professional.
Ahmed Omar
10 The Granary Wynyard
Billingham
TS22 5QG
Editor Note:
Ahmed, you are a superstar to take two cars. Kia should be very pleased they have such a loyal customer! You have proved what a super customer you are, the least I could do was to feed you! Seaweed is very good for the brain, but be careful on the beaches near Billingham, you have a nuclear power station near there! -
Ling
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Nicholas says... Ling provided lots of communication whilst I waited for my new Renault Megane Coupe Cabriolet. Her paperwork is simple, like me. The car has 4 wheels, a steering wheel and a nice pod in the door which holds my after shave balm - neat! As good as a cold drink on a hot day.
ps. Do not apply after-shave balm whilst driving!
Nicholas Melling
Cherry Garden Hill
Groombridge
TN3 9NY
Editor Note:
Hahahaha, you are a bloody funny onion, Nicholas! Your aftershave smell will waft away in the wind when you have the roof down. Great car, cheap price. You need sunscreen, not aftershave balm. -
Ling
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Louise says... Thank you for putting up with all my requests. Getting the car took a little longer than I thought it would, but it was worth the wait. Your continued support has been much appreciated. Thank you, I will recommend and use you again.
Louise Holmes
56 Bruton Way Forest Park
Bracknell
RG12 0GJ
Editor Note:
Louise, well, some cars just can't be magicked up. If there isn't one, there isn't one. Skoda are not the fastest at delivery, but I'm glad you like the Octavia Estate. I do my best to help, so no need for thanks for the support, it's standard :) -
Ling
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German says... Ling was really helpful in the whole process of leasing my new Astra, excellent communication. I love her website and her live chat room - it's very handy when you have an urgent enquiry. I will recommend her to everybody. I am so pleased with every aspect of the leasing process an the best bit "the price"! Excellent delivery, on time, very polite. Great!
German Lopez
74 Cranleigh Road
Worthing
BN14 7QW
Editor Note:
German, I have stayed at The Beach hotel in Worthing! What a nice place, lovely to look out on the sea. I expect to see your Astra parading up the promenade on my next visit. Thanks for being so lovely and thanks for the comments. I'm so glad you liked my chat room, I put a lot of effort into that. -
Ling
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Darren says... Our SAAB 9-3 Convertible arrived as ordered - excellent! This kept me in the good books with her indoors, I even managed to get a promise out of it. You've got to keep the lady in your life happy. Thanks, Ling.
Darren Shelton
11 St Crispins Close North Killingholme
Immingham
DN40 3JN
Editor Note:
Ha! No-one keeps ME that happy! I have a similar car, but mine is an A4 Cab, not a SAAB. Lovely. Now your wife and I both wait for this bloody Global Warming to kick in! Makes a change from Global Moaning, which is what us women are good at, eh? Sunny Immingham and a SAAB Convertible - a dream come true! ...Darren, I note you have now ordered an Audi A6 Saloon 2.7 TDI V6 (177bhp) Le Mans ... that to keep YOU happy? Or just for when it rains? -
Ling
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Jason says... Great service, nice to deal with someone human. I tried many leasing companies all of which were unsure of their prices and were more expensive and less responsive than Ling. If Ling can keep up the same one-on-one service with a smile and spread the same working methods to all staff as the business grows, they she will have a great business. Delivery of the Qashqai was fine - the cheery bloke was given a 10-mile lift back to the train station.
Jason Tear Brix Secure Ltd 18 The Ridings Brixworth
Northampton
NN6 9EX
Editor Note:
Yes, yes, Jason, I know all about those other companies. I spend a hell of a time keeping my website up to date! Brix Secure specialises in intruder alarms and CCTV, so I hope your new Qashqai doesn't get nicked :) Enjoy it and see you in two years! Thanks for calling me human. Thanks for looking after the delivery man :) -
Ling
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Leslie says... Hi Ling -
The V50 arrived safe and sound with no dings or dents - just a bright shiney new car. Thanks to you and your staff for the ecxellent service and tremendous patience. I have told all my work colleagues about the fantastic deals on your site and I've strongly recommended they pay you a visit. In good "Arnie" fashion, "I'll be back!". Excellent delivery, the car arrived spic and span and the delivery guy was very helpful.
Leslie Holden
41 Cheddleton Park Avenue
Cheddleton
ST13 7NS
Editor Note:
Hahahahah, Arnie, I have included a picture of you in your new car! Gotta laugh. Well, your Volvo V50 is such a nice car, everyone who has them rates them very highly! Thanks for kind letter, I do my best to make you happy! Thanks for recommending me, I appreciate that. -
Ling
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Matt says... Hi Ling, firstly thank you for putting the Audi A3 on your list of cars for personal lease. The car is fantastic and overall a very fast delivery. No one could provide me with an A3 quicker than you, at the lowest price! It was about 3 to 4 weeks from placing the order to collection of the car. I cannot fault any of the process, except the nasty sweets you gave me from China! Delivery was excellent, very friendly and helpful.
Matt Tully
address withheld
Oxon
OX9 ***
Editor Note:
Mark, I remove your address as you request. Thanks so much for the letter, but I can't always get A3s this fast. There is usually a waiting list. Glad you enjoyed my service; I agree the sweets are awful, but they make the car taste sweeter, hahaha! :) -
Ling
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Andrea says... Ling - what more does anyone want?
Friendly service, prompt quotes, great emails, free car tax, as much down to earth advice as you can get, free lunch, excellent follow-up, and above all a FABULOUS Toyota Prius car. I have already recommended LINGsCARS to others - be good boys and girls and use Ling.
It was never dull, AA/RAC was included, there was free delivery, fast credit checks and it was jolly good fun. Excellent delivery from the dealer who was prompt, pleasant and a good choice! I love my new Toyota Prius.
Andrea
Address Withheld
Derby
DE72 ***
Editor Note:
Another green customer :) I really applaud your car choice, now these Priuses are the same price as "normal" cars. Hope you enjoy it, enjoy the fuel savings, and thanks for the very kind letter, Andrea. -
Ling
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Jim says... Before I decided on where to get a contract hire car (Toyota Corolla Verso), I surfed the web. LINGsCARS had many great reviews from the customer base Ling had. I received a great service from Ling and will definitely be renting from her, again. Excellent delivery from a nice friendly chap who delivered the Verso on time.
Jim Ryder
16 Delph Park Avenue Aughton
Ormskirk
L39 5DG
Editor Note:
God knows where Ormskirk is, but you live there so you must enjoy it, Jim. The Versos were on offer and I grabbed quite a few at such a cheap price there were give-aways. I must say it was a pleasure to deal with you, you were lovely. Have a great time in your new car, loaded with your family! Glad I managed to live up to your expectations. -
Ling