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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
CUSTOMER LETTERS
1532 LETTERS! More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling
Thomas says... I found Ling quite different in the way she dealt with my application. I mean of course in a nice way. I was dealt with with no fuss and had confidence that both my SAAB 9-3 and finance would be sorted out quickly and professionally. I was right in both cases. The SAAB arrived on time with no problems. Thank you, see you in 2-years.
Thomas Murphy
Personal Touch Financial Services 10 Anson Street
Liverpool
L3 5NY
Editor Note:
Oh, Thomas, thanks for letter. I was worried that being from Liverpool you might just steal the free keyring and Chinese sweets and cancel car, but how wrong I was! So nice to deal with kind untypical Scouse stereotype person! -
Ling
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Jamie says... Ling
Your service was excellent; there was no hassle before, or during the paperwork stage. Some other contract-hire companies are still calling me!! I'm enjoying my new Mercedes CLK and will definitely be coming back to you, next time around. One small thing: I thought the car would be delivered on a trailer, not driven to my house.
Jamie McPherson
Findochty
Buckie
AB56 4QY
Editor Note:
Jamie! What a letter, at first sweet then WAH! - like scorpion, with sting in tail. So now I have to tell everyone that in real life you are big strong BP Exploration oil rig worker with hard-hat and tatoos (probably like YMCA person, ooops), and you live miles from dealer who supplies Mercedes, and you know we were trying to speed delivery before you helicoptered back onto oil-rig! I always say that at my prices dealers may deliver car by driving, but in your case it was neccessary just to get it there in time. Miles on car will be deducted from contract of course, and delivery drivers are very good and do not destroy new cars. If I was being cruel I would point out that due to clever placement of wheels and gearbox/engine combination, even Mercedes are quite suitable for driving to Scotland, hehe. (Customers should note that on many cars, the first time the trip button is pushed in and held in - if below 1000 miles - it will zero the speedo, not just zero the trip. This is to allow for delivery. So many "virgin" cars may actually have been driven by dealers doing "dealer swap". This trick certainly works on FIATs, and many other makes and if dealer has not already done it - usually it's part of PDI proceedure but they may forget - it can have its uses). I'm so glad you are pleased with CLK, and so glad everything went smoothly. Perhaps I should send some leaflets out to oil rigs with you, for other YMCA boys... -
Ling
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Darren says... Everything went smoothly, emails were answered promptly, delivery of my new Toyota Corolla was arranged with the minimum of fuss. Overall everything was just as it was supposed to be. That might not sound like a fantastic endorsement, but how often can you say all that nowadays?
Darren Cross
638 Bolton Road
Bradford
BD3 0ND
Editor Note:
I am so pleased to supply car to enclave of People's Islamic Republic of Bradford. My sister in law lives in Bradford, and I enjoy to go there to eat delicious meals of British Sub Continent food. What a shame there is no British city with such a large Chinese immigrant population, the food would be wonderful. I see many Toyotas in Bradford, mainly 20-year old minicabs, so your new Corolla should both fit in and stand out, Darren! -
Ling
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Alan says... Ling has to be the craziest woman I've met. From the moment I found her website, I had a feeling we'd end up leasing our next car through her. What a breath of fresh air...
Good fun but totally professional at the same time. If anyone reading this has doubts, then don't!!! Ling is 100% trustworthy and delivers on her promises... I still think she's crazy, though!
p.s. The VW dealer needed Ling and us to chase them, they were average and showed no initiative.
Alan Young
Words & Wishes Ltd 52 Gateside Street
Hamilton
ML3 6JP
Editor Note:
You are damn lucky, Alan, I take this "crazy" as compliment! So no retalliation. Actually, you were very nice customer to deal with, thank you for renting new VW Passat, I am sure you will be very pleased with it. Re Dealer: People reading this should note that YOU insisted to choose to use YOUR local dealer Alan, rather than my normal VW supplier who is top-notch! So I am afraid that was own goal in Scottish football tradition -
Ling
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says... Hi Ling,
A pleasure to deal with you, excellent service at a very competitive rate. The Picasso arrived on the specified date, the driver was extremely courteous and very helpful. Good service all round. I will have no hesitation renting from you in the future
T Walsh on behalf of Leon Wright
Vet Direct Services Ltd Mylord Crescent Camperdown Industrial Estate
Newcastle upon Tyne
NE12 5UJ
Editor Note:
Wah! Local customer is veterinary! Good. Please to take hand out of ass of cow, and answer my question: I have cat, called "362", boy, from cat rescue. Every night he attacks my husbands socks and eventually kills them with back feet and makes big holes. I am tired of buying socks. How can I control mad cat, Leon? My nephew from China says to cook. Delicious, but small meat. Please to answer urgently -
Ling
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Dale says... My new VW Passat was delivered in lightning speed, in perfect condition on the back of a truck, bang on time. The delivery service was courteous and helpful. Zero hassle, zero problems - and cheaper than any rival with excellent communication all the way. Nothing was too much for Ling to handle. I have sung her praises to all!!!
Simply put - LARGE COMPANIES = Problems and cost more; LING = You get what you want, cheaper, when you want it, with ease and no pressure or hassle - what joy! I will never order from anywhere else again. The only problem is the sweets are YUK. I like chocolate.
Dale Mykoliw
54 Talisman Rise
Livingston
EH54 6PL
Editor Note:
Another sweet cruncher! I am going to put filter on website: ONLY CUSTOMERS WHO SUCK SWEETS ALLOWED. Subtle flavours of red and green tea and ginger dissolve onto tongue for taste-buds to savour, if sucked. Flavour crashed down throat if chewed. Please to be more gentle with gob. By the way, I am glad you like car, Dale, even though I cannot say your surname - it is damn bloody foreign name - it was a pleasure to have you as customer -
Ling
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Uncle says...
Ask Uncle Rex, he is cheaper and will provide a better service over car leasing companies such as Ling.
Uncle Rex
Hacfield Leasing Limited 121 High Street
Cranfield
MK43 0BT
Editor Note:
Oh, here is another car leasing company attacking me! Maybe I should be pleased that the idiots want to code cowardly comments about me into their background code on website so that Google picks up on this stupid comment. Who is this Rex? Made up? And what about address? That is actually: Cranfield Sub Post Office, 121 High Street, Cranfield... Maybe sub-postmaster Rex is doing some contract hire in spare time? Strange also that they have no customer testimonials on site (with VERY similar layout to mine, except no care is taken, pictures of cars poor quality etc... hmmm) despite "Hacfield Leasing are a service orientated, professionally focussed company which prides itself on providing a tailored service to its many varied clients. With the emphasis on personal, professional service, Hacfield Leasing's reputation has been deservedly earned throughout its thirty year history." What complete contract-hire-company-speak. Means nothing! I hate you use my name in bad way, why you attack me? You think you "professionally focused"? You stupid. Idiots! - Ling
Reply from Hacfield Leasing 31/10/2005: Ling, I am appalled that that has been added and it was added without my knowledge or consent. I will be dealing with this immediately and P45’s will fly, I will not tolerate this behavior. You have our sincere apologises as we are great fans of your web site I am truly appalled that one of our employees as included such text it is unnecessary and highly unprofessional!
Debbie Thomas Hacfield Leasing Limited 121 High Street Cranfield MK43 0BT
Further reply from Hacfield Leasing 28/11/2005: Dear Miss Ling, you brought to our attention that our website manager had been saying things on our website relevant to your organisation. I would like to assure you that I was completely unaware of this and at no time was the statement authorised. May I say, on behalf of my company, we apologise profusely and in the 30 years I have been in the leasing business I have never ‘slated’ other providers. Once again, please accept my sincere apologies and I wish you well in your continued business. We have dismissed our website manager.
Rex Holton Managing Director Hacfield Leasing Limited 121 High Street Cranfield
Editor Note: Thank you. If it IS rogue employee then maybe my comments a bit strong, but employer has to be responsible. Note that with no employees, I take full blame for everything 100% (except French communist leftie dock workers who delay my Citroens last week). And it's not "Miss Ling", it is just "Ling". My name is Ling Valentine. Mrs, actually. -
Ling
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Tony says... Hi Ling,
Many thanks for supplying the car on the date you stated at the price quoted on your web site.
We have been supplied many cars by larger leasing companies in the past, and we have always been let down on the delivery and specification stated. It is very refreshing to know that what you say happens and that no false promises are made about the delivery date or specification.
My only concern is the advertising Missile on the top of my new car. I went to the local garage to get the missile removed but they only had British, not Chinese spanners. Please can you send some spanners as the MPG is being affected.
Tony Stanley
Buyright Print Limited 34 Acomb Wood Drive Woodthorpe
York
YO24 2XN
Editor Note:
Ho, ho, ho, damn funny customer thinks HE can do jokes on MY webpage. As reward, I advertise your website Tony, www.buyrightprint.com. Tony can supply 500 full colour business cards, gloss laminated (but no missile) for only £50. Glad you are happy with new Shogun, Tony! -
Ling
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Ashley says... Ling,
So few times do people do what they say.
When I first contacted you, you said you would get my new VW Passat to me in 3 weeks. Well, you did it to the day! It was delivered to my door at work (the dealer was great!). I also loved the online chat so you could keep me up to date.
Can I say anything bad about you? YES! The Chinese sweets (red tea boiled sweets, hehe - Ling) were disgusting!
Would I recommend you? YES! To everyone who has admired my new car.
Ashley Goodchild
29 Alcotes
Basildon
SS14 1TW
Editor Note:
Oh! Ashley, like typical man you crunch sweets. How many times I have to tell customer, you should SUCK sweets. I am not always this amazing at getting cars delivered on time. Look at letter below, but then again your car is damn German so probably get here more promptly than French car -
Ling
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Philip says... Excellent car, excellent service! My Citroen C2 was delayed from dealer, but Ling chased up straight away.
Philip Hughes
146 Sackville Rd
Newcastle upon Tyne
NE6 5TD
Editor Note:
Ah, you see Philip; I always say sometimes car can be delayed... I have investigated this delay and it was due to bloody French - they damn bloody foreigners smelling garlic. The communist dock workers at Calais created a bottleneck at Channel Tunnel that affected ALL Citroen and Peugeot cars this month. Only cars already in UK got delivered on time. Of course this is not dealer fault or my fault, but French European socialist leftie union freeloader fault. They should take lesson from China Communist experiment, and just pretend to be communist while really being raging capitalists. Mind you, French and Chinese governments equally corrupt. Sorry about delay, but glad you like car and rest of service Philip -
Ling
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Michael says... What can I say?
Web site: There's nothing like it anywhere else.
Email or phone call: Answered promptly.
Car Delivered: As promised and on time.
From beginning to end it was a painless exercise. And the car, a Mazda RX8, is fantastic. Thanks Ling, it was a pleasant surprise to receive such great service. The car was prepared and delivered first class. See you in 2 years for the next car. Have recommend you to my friends.
Michael Condon
3 Sunnycroft Gardens
Upminster
RM14 1HL
Editor Note:
Michael, I am so pleased you like Mazda RX8, and I hope Mazda UK Managing Director reads this letter as he has been a complete asshole to me, trying to stop me selling Mazdas. I have many, many happy Mazda customers, so why this MD (trumped up employee of Japanese - BLOODY JAPANESE, WHAT AN INSULT TO ME - subsidiary) tries to crush me, I don't know. Radiation from cars built in Hiroshima must have affected his brain. Thanks for nice letter to me, glad I can rely on sweet customers like you to support me! -
Ling
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Gary says... Thank you Ling for making a tedious job dead easy. Excellent service and at a price so low, our local dealer thought we were winding him up. The Citroen C4 is ace, see you in 2 years. Highly recommended. Thanks.
Gary Grundill
37 Monks Brow
Barrow in Furness
LA13 9PL
Editor Note:
Gary, you were very bad to wind up local dealer. these people too stupid to realise that the overhead of massive showroom, lots of staff and cost of stock means they have NO chance of beating my price. Most not set up to supply cheap cars, dealers all want £1000 profit per vehicle, and guess who pays that? CUSTOMER! I am pleased you are happy with nice Dancing Robot C4 Car -
Ling
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Mike says... Ling,
I am Managing Director of a car supermarket business with 5 sites (to date) and 500 cars in stock. Yet I STILL can't run my own cars for staff and courtesy cars for customers as cheaply as you can supply them to me. So I am forced into the embarassing position of having to order from you; 1 x Merc E Class, 1 x BMW X5, 6 x VW Golfs, 2 X VW Tourans, 10 X Honda Jazz, 1 X SAAB Convertible, 1 X BMW Z4 and finally 1 X VW Passat, so far, this year.
The main way that my business undercuts the car supermarket and franchised car sales competition is by lowering costs and cutting overheads. Your contract hire cars, which are the cheapest in the industry, enable me to do that. If your turnover continues to grow as fast as it currently is, your car sales total (in £'s) will equal ours (with 50 staff and 5 sites) by the end of 2006! You are amazing.
Mike Porritt
CarShock Wellington Road Dunston
Gateshead
NE11 9HU
Editor Note:
Mr Mike Porritt, I declare interest here. You are good friend, and my husband has shareholding in your business. But, remarkably, what you say is true. Thanks -
Ling
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Chris says... Ling, hi! I've been meaning to email for a while. Many thanks for getting me sorted with my new Mini One. I'm well chuffed with it, especially as I've never had a brand new car to drive before. All my mates are jealous. I will be recommending you, and I will see you again in 2 years time for the next one.
Chris Douglas
4 Crossgates Holy Island
Berwick upon Tweed
TD15 2ST
Editor Note:
I've never sold car to Trappist Monk before! Chris, this is when I am most pleased, when my prices mean Holy customer can drive brand new car for first time. This is so much more cost-effective than buying and you can budget exactly... Also, please take care driving home to Holy Island. If tide is in, Mini may float over to Norway! -
Ling
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Martyn says... Overall I was very happy with the service provided by Ling and particularly pleased to feel like an individual customer, not just another number on a sales target. My only irritation was the slow progress of the finance company.
Martyn Jones
Address Withheld
Cambridge
CB5 ***
Editor Note:
Yes, the finance on Volvos seems very slow. This is why I don't advertise many Volvo deals. This business not perfect, but I try to explain everything not in my hands you see. Glad you like new Volvo XC90 though Martyn, it is nice big car. Apologies for finance delays. -
Ling
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Dawn says... I received my new Megane CC promptly. Ling was always on the end of the phone to update me and keep me informed regarding the process of things.
Dawn Hudson
Screen Saxon Business Park Hanbury Road Stoke Prior
Bromsgrove
B60 4AD
Editor Note:
Ho, you get CC just in time for winter, Dawn! Never mind, it always good to deal with movie industry company, you are very nice multiple repeating customer. How many cars now?? Lots. One day you can help me make LINGsCARS.com TV commercials! -
Ling
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Simon says... Dear Ling,
Thank you for the sweets!
Excellent service from Ling - our new Picasso is the fifth (WOW! - Ling) car we have had from LINGsCARS.com, and I am sure it won't be the last!!
How much for the Rocket Launcher?
Simon
Greig Cavey Commercial Property 21 South Road
Hartlepool
TS26 9HD
Editor Note:
Aha, aha, aha... because you are in North East in delightful beautiful place Hartlepool (with American Dioxin PCB Ships) you have seen my ex PLA Zil Nuclear Missile Launcher on A1(M) at Darlington. Yes, you can buy... I sell to you at special discount price £10,000. It has 500 km only, is 1970, is MOT exempt and has free road tax class, which ofsets 7mpg from 7.0 V8 petrol engine. You will be pleased that nuclear missile points west towards America, in retalliation for your Asbestos Ships in Harlepool marina. -
Ling
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Peter says... Great Service - Great Prices. What you see is what you get. If anyone finds cheaper/better, please tell me.
Peter Hawkins
Stockton Business Centre 70-74 Brunswick Street
Stockton on Tees
TS18 1DW
Editor Note:
Ah, so you looking for cheaper and better, Peter? It will be very difficult to find. No one has such low overheads as me, and most contract hire companies ask for high commission per car. I do not. Why pay more just to feed company's large staff wage bill and pay for many admin girls all up duff and on maternity leave??? You are long term repeating customer, Peter, and I hope you enjoy new Robo-Citroen C4 -
Ling
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Mark says... A first class service at every stage of the rental process. Professional, friendly and extremely efficient and helpful in every respect. I was recommended to use LINGsCARS.com and now I will be recommending others to do the same.
Mark Garwood
2A Northfield Road Quarrington
Sleaford
NG34 8RT
Editor Note:
Mark, you are very kind to me, but I simply do my best. Hope you enjoy new top spec C200 Mercedes. Glad you say dealer was top-notch too, they will be damn pleased -
Ling
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David says... THE BEST: Premier League Class. At Darlington FC we get car offers 24/7 from all over the country. But not one could beat Ling, with the price or the quality of service... and to be able to speak direct with the boss just made it better. The supplying BMW dealer was equally as good as LINGsCARS.com.
When we get promoted we will be back for Bentleys!
David Hodgson
Darlington FC
Darlington
DL2 3TY
Editor Note:
Wow! Now I must be into big time supplying football clubs. Darlington FC will be welcome to rent Bentleys (although I have never sold Bentley - yet!), and maybe David will put me in touch with other footballing David (Beckerham) and Poshy for more Bentley sales -
Ling
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Nigel says... Dear Ling,
Apologies for not writing sooner. I've been tied up, but that's enough about my sex life!
The new motor (Mercedes C200 - Ling) was delivered when you said it would by a very helpful driver who explained all the controls etc, very thoroughly.
Well, what can I say? Over the last 25 years I've had around 30 new cars of all descriptions, some I imported, some from dealers. I came to the conclusion all of those be-suited salesmen so eager when you buy and when you return "if only it wasn't that colour", or "well of course the new version has hit residuals" and the rest of the crap they talk, merely serve to make the car buying experience not very enjoyable. So I figured maybe a better way is to go the contract hire route (EUREKA! - Ling). You know the cost up front, no big deposit, car brought to you and taken away and no listening to the mountains of bullshit (and free road tax for whole term, and full warranty, and AA/RAC cover, and free noodles - I'll shut up now - Ling).
So, I start looking at lease companies only to find the hard sell and a variation on the same bullshit from dealers' salesmen. Then I stumbled on your site. Wow! Crazy Chinese woman with sense of humour who felt like she approaches business the same way I do. That is to really know what you're doing underneath but wrap it all up with a huge dollop of humour and fun and at the right price. You must work very hard Ling, and it shows. Hell's teeth, woman, you've even fired me up to go explore China! (You welcome to stay with my ex-Red Guard sister in Chengdu, Nigel. I arrange - Ling) And the sweets ain't bad either (Yes, I bribe customer with Chinese sweets - Ling)!
Well done. It's great to know there are people like you around. You deserve your success and I hope you have plenty. Don't get too big (Wah! I am only 50kg! - Ling) and never lose that humour you crazy mad Chinese person, you. Brilliant! See you in two years!"
Best wishes and many thanks.
Nigel L Hill (MD Harpers of Oundle)
5a West Street Oundle
Peterborough
PE8 4EJ<
Editor Note:
Wahhhhhhhhhh!!! Such beautiful letter! Thank you, thank you. Everyone reading this... please to contact Nigel to buy beautiful gifts, and you can see my official Master Jeweller certificate Nigel sent me here -
Ling
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Cheung says... Great customer service and communication, excellent rate, very quick, got car within 2 weeks of placing order - delivered to my front door! Highly recommended
Cheung Ka Bo
Address Witheld
London
NW7
Editor Note:
TaDaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Another Chinese customer! My service is appealing to many different people, but I'm always pleased to get another Chinese-origin customer. One day I'll sell a car to a Chinese restaurant and get a free meal! Enjoy your Citroen C2 fast VTR, Cheung Ka Bo -
Ling
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Peter says... Ling:- we love her. She's a very witty Chinese lady, exceptionally efficient at her job. We have had lots of cars from her.
Peter Boyes
The Garage Kilham
Driffield
YO25 4RP
Editor Note:
Whoa! Peter is one of my BEST customers. He is also in motor trade so I appreciate comments from someone who should be immune to sales bullshit. Enjoy new Picasso, Peter!! -
Ling
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Lucy says... I'm very pleased with your service. You are always friendly and helpful. I love my new VW Passat and your price for the car was the best. Delivery was on time, and the driver was very good. I will tell all my friends about you.
Lucy Jackson
40 Westfields
Glasgow
G64 3PL
Editor Note:
New Passat is very nice car, Lucy. Thanks for letter, I will pass on nice remarks to VW dealer -
Ling
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Perry says... Effortless and true to your word. One of the easiest purchases/transactions I have ever done. If I could buy shares in Ling's company, I would, as she understands customer focus totally!! Well done for providing such a fantastic service. Also, your dealer was friendly & helpful, I liked the Geordie accents.
Perry Harris
Meadowview 108 Bishopstone
Aylesbury
HP17 8SL
Editor Note:
Thank you for ordering Shogun Sport, Perry! Who said you can't buy shares in my company. I have 1000 available for public subscription at £1000 each. You want all 1000? Send cheque. -
Ling
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Oh, Thomas, thanks for letter. I was worried that being from Liverpool you might just steal the free keyring and Chinese sweets and cancel car, but how wrong I was! So nice to deal with kind untypical Scouse stereotype person! -
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Ling, hi! I've been meaning to email for a while. Many thanks for getting me sorted with my new Mini One. I'm well chuffed with it, especially as I've never had a brand new car to drive before. All my mates are jealous. I will be recommending you, and I will see you again in 2 years time for the next one. 
