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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
CUSTOMER LETTERS
1532 LETTERS! More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling
Ling was professional, she kept every promise about my two Fiat Grande Puntos - and she was refreshingly keen and enthusiastic. If Ling keeps this up I will definitely do business with her again.
David Bramall
David Bramall Estate Agents 182 Station Street
Burton on Trent
DE14 1BN
Editor Note:
David, wow, I love comments like this, from people who run their own service businesses. It means so much to me. Being an estate agent is quite difficult at the moment, so thanks for the car orders and thanks for the comments! I hope I can keep it up, I've managed for seven years, now :) - Here's a pic of your office in Swadlingcote.
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Ling
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Susan says... This is our fourth car from Ling - she found us the exact specification of VW Golf that we wanted, a 2.0 GT Tdi 140 bhp 3 door. Delivery time and price; - spot on! Once again, excellent service and a very easy website - no hidden extra costs. Excellent delivery service by a nice man.
I thoroughly recommend Ling.
Susan Hill
Stephen Hill & Co 29-33 Langsett Road South Oughtibridge
Sheffield
S35 0GY
Editor Note:
Susan, well, yes... you ARE a long time customer. Your previous cars have included a SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon, a Mini Cooper and a BMW. Thanks for being so loyal, I do try my best to give everyone good service... but when you come back again and again, I know I am doing something right. Hope you didn't get flooded out in the recent rain! Speak in a year or so :) -
Ling
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Keith says... Ling is a comlete nutter; how refreshing it is to do business with someone like myself. She says it as it is, no bullshit. Just good service.
Always there when you need her, this has been a great business transaction. My new Vauxhall Zafira is the bollocks! Just what I asked for. Thank you Ling, you fruit cake.
Keith Hall
Entertainment Services 14A Byard Close Kingstamerton
Plymouth
PL5 2AQ
Editor Note:
Ok, well, I hope "fruit cake" is a good thing :) Anyway, so pleased you are happy with your Zafira, Keith. I must mention your business - ShowbizUK.com, where you offer such fantastic performers as "Status Clone" and "The Fake Bee Gees". Would recommend anyone needing to book a turn for an event... to visit your site. I give you hyperlink, a rare honour :) -
Ling
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Darren says... Dear Ling,
Thank you for providing an excellent service with regards to the lease hire of our new Citroen Relay van. I personally found your company highly competitive. I like the advertising campaign and you are easy to work with. Out of the many companies I have dealt with, I would definitely say you are the best! The van delivery was excellent, delivered when they said - no problems, no confusion.
Darren Edwards
Kirkfield Ltd Units 1 and 2 Schofield Business Park Aston Fields
Bromsgrove
B60 3DN
Editor Note:
What on earth is "Rubber Conversion"? That's what you do, Darren... sounds like recycling tyres into condoms, to me :). The new van will hold many million condoms. There is a massive export market to China for condoms for the Olympics next year, you might want to consider this. Thanks for the kind words, as ever, I simply do my best... so I am pleased when you say you think I am the best! -
Ling
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Michael says... Dear Ling,
Very pleased with the new Focus, as I was with my previous MX5 from you. Good specifications and good prices. My guess is you were educated at Roedean College and that you put on this Anglo/Chinese accent to try and be authentic.
Your website is excellent and makes it easy to compare cars and prices. Once decided, you make the process of obtaining the chosen car extremely easy. Always good to do business with you.
Michael Carter
Michael Carter & Associates 2 Meadow Road
Pinner
HA5 1EB
Editor Note:
Margaret Cole in "Growing up into Revolution" (1949) says: "I have never understood why my parents sent me to Roedean. To remove me from the home was understandable. I was the wrong sort of cuckoo in a horridly alien nest. The cross was too wide, and Roedean was, emphatically, the wrong sort of school for me. But I would go further and say it was not a good sort of school at all. It was very expensive; I only got in as the winner of the single annual scholarship." On the other hand, I went to No7 Middle School in Chengdu and I say "It was a nice school by Chinese standards. There were thousands and thousands of pupils and we learned by rote, repeating stuff again and again. We could not talk. We sat to attention all day. Punishment was common. Homework lasted until 11pm. Thank God it ended." Apart from that rubbish, you are a long-term customer, a Quantity Surveyor. I always enjoy dealing with nice, professionals like you, Michael. Enjoy the Focus! -
Ling
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Paul says... Hi Ling. Would you believe I've had yet another windscreen fitted (£60 excess) last Friday, but the car is fine and enjoyable. I have recommended you to lots of "cash for car" hopefuls - they like your website; informative and to the point without jargon no-one understands. The fact that we can speak to someone personally and not a salesman, tells you all. Mercedes was delivered on time - immaculate. Thanks for the meals, hole in one!
Paul Wilson
19 Lascelles Ave Gedling
Nottingham
NG4 4GB
Editor Note:
Paul, well you are unlucky with screens, in Nottingham it may be bullets that are cracking them :). Keep your head down in your car, heheh. Thanks for the lovely comments, no problem feeding you. Enjoy the damn C-Class. -
Ling
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Terry says... Really happy with the Renault Megane CC - the rep nearly wet his pants when I told him what his new car would be! Great service from you, Ling, nice easy communications. Shame Renault Finance took so long to process after approval. We got there in the end, however. I'll be back for more, soon.
Terry Hastings
Priory Print and Stationery Ltd Priory House 125 St Johns Hill
Sevenoaks
TN13 3PE
Editor Note:
Renault Finance seems to be merging with Nissan Finance, all the docs are changing and service has gone downhill fast. Another customer (who has not had any money taken for 2-months from his direct debit) wrote: "These numbers were given to me by someone at RCI who I spoke to after calling a 'dealer line' that the Renault dealer gave me the number for. However no-one answered the phone - I was on hold for at least 15 min before giving up. I have wasted the whole day on the phone to incompetent banks and car companies. Maybe I should be grateful.... If everyone were as brilliant
as you and me then I guess it would be harder to succeed! So here's to other people's mediocrity!". So it seems Renault Finance's service has totally gone to the dogs. Bad news, but it makes it easier for me to take a chunk of their dealers' business. Hope your rep enjoys that Coupe-Cabriolet, Terry. More fun than a Focus :) -
Ling
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Pauline says... My SAAB 9-5 Estate is here, it arrived at 10am!! I just want you to know that you have made this process sooooooo easy and pain free for me as I am a personal contract hire virgin!! You are an absolute pleasure to deal with. Your website is fantastically informative and easy to use and you will be the only person I will be contacting when it is time for the next car.
Pauline Heron
42 Ashbourne Road Eccles
Manchester
M30 0HW
Editor Note:
Pauline, there was a couple of small things on delivery; one remote key does not work remotely, and there was a small paint blemish on the car. These can be fixed. Apart from that, I am pleased you are so happy! How pleasant to lose your virginity in a SAAB 9-5 Estate, so much room to enjoy :)) -
Ling
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Emma says... Dear Ling
I didn't think that I would be that bothered by my new Mazda MX-5, but I have to say from the moment it arrived I was slightly in love...
The very nice man from Cxxxxxxx (long way from me) turned up bright and early, in fact I was still in my pj's...
The car looked good and I could find no problems, apart from the fact he had used 315 miles on the clock to get to me (which we marked on the receipt). Thanks for your help. My mid life crisis is now in full swing...
Emma Patterson
Eastleys Solicitors The Manor Office Victoria Street
Paignton
TQ4 5DW
Editor Note:
Emma, hehehe, you are so funny! I hope you didn't shock him too much in your pajamas. With Winnie The Poo? :) MX5's are lovely cars, the miles on delivery will be added to the contract mileage so you don't lose out. He must have set off VERY early to get you out of bed after 315 miles! -
Ling
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Stephen says... What can I say? Fantastic service!
Thank you so much for all your help, the family are loving the new Vauxhall Zafira. The car was delivered on-time and it looks great! I loved the personal service that you offer, and you were always very prompt in responding to my questions and demands. Delivery was excellent, shame there were no car mats provided.
Thank you again and I look forward to arranging my next car with you.
Stephen McGowan
15 Shearer Drive
Hamilton
ML3 7UP
Editor Note:
Stephen, thanks for very kind letter. Well, you know how much dealers charge for car mats? They are a fortune. Where possible I try to get the finance companies to "throw them in" and often they arrive in a pack after the car. But I refuse to charge you an extra £50 just for a few poxy mats. Really, I recommend £5 at Halfords :). Hope you enjoy the Zafira, they are great cars and so cheap! -
Ling
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Thomas says... Hi Ling, Just got delivery of my Lexus. I am made up, I carried out an inspection on the car in the rain. Everything was fine the only problem is the driver had driven up from Reading, putting 240 mies on the clock. In your leaflet you told us to report to you if it had excess miles, that mileage equates to about 3 weeks of driving for me. Thanks Ling!
Thomas Whitelaw
23 Alvanley Road West Derby
Liverpool
L12 8QX
Editor Note:
Thomas, well, no problem. The mileage on your Lexus will be added to your allowance for the contract, so you will not be penalised at all. Cars are often driven on delivery because a) for quickness as booking a truck can take days, b) for flexibility and c) to save money. All the drivers are professional and they obviously drive the cars carefully as they would have big problems with speeding fines and complaints if they did anything wrong. Plus, if there are any small faults, these drivers will find them and request that the dealer fixes them. Enjoy the Lexus IS! Great bling car! :) -
Ling
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Darrell says... Ling, The Vauxhall Zafira arrived with 250 on the clock and I was given a very good demonstration by the Vauxhall chap. Thank you very much for all your hard work on getting this car to me.
Darrell Denton
Address Withheld
South Sheilds
NE34 ***
Editor Note:
Hey, no problem, Darrell! My Vauxhall supplier is in the Midlands, so they probably had a nose bleed delivering the car to South Shields, hahaha. Enjoy it, any problems with it, talk to a Vauxhall dealer. As you a senior IT engineer, I appreciate that you enjoyed using my web service :) -
Ling
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James says... I have leased many car and dealt with various leasing companies, but none have made the process as easy as Ling. Exceptional service and a great personality. Dealer was excellent too. A real pleasure to work with!!!
James Pearson
Ceilings and Partitions Systems Ltd Systems House 63a Chapel Lane
Wilmslow
SK9 5JH
Editor Note:
James, my God, a really nice letter, thanks. Although it is taking about 16 weeks for these Q7s to come through from the Audi factory, you were very patient and in the end got a very cheap Audi - real heavy metal car, eh? -
Ling
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Alastair says... Ling,
Just a quick email to let you know that the Range Rover Sport arrived yesterday, and to thank you for the outstanding service that you have provided over the past 10 weeks. I would not hesitate to recommend you to anyone, and rest assured that you will be my first port of call for all future cars.
Alastair Webb
4 Thatch Close
Derby
DE22 1EA
Editor Note:
Alastair, well what a shame it is not flooded in Derby (rest of UK is under the water when I read this). Or else you could have "tested" it, as it is the best 4x4 thing. Everyone who has had these RR Sports have been really happy - I must be the only supplier who does not load the commission up to £1000. I supply these cars for exactly the same tiny margin as every car, from Kia Picanto to Merc S Class. You are a very special customer, but your car to me is like a can of baked beans, hehehe. -
Ling
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Brian says... With phone calls answered by Ling herself, emails answered within minutes and a personal service... we have never had that from the "big boy" lease companies. Why should we ever have to go anywhere else in the future? Thanks Ling, great car, you are a star!
Brian Tilley
EJM Motors 43-49 Union Street Desborough
Kettering
NN14 2RH
Editor Note:
Well, I always say that it means so much to get a recommendation from within the car trade - and it shows how cheap these contracts are, too. The "big boys" are never so big when you look closely, eh? Hehehe. I don't know why everyone can't answer the phone and answer emails as... if you don't, what's the point? I am constantly amazed by the "big boys". Thanks for letter, Brian! -
Ling
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Andrew says... Ling is the King, The rest are all dead, Thanks very much, For my 350Z!
Andrew Forster
Industrial Workwear Ltd Derwentside Business Centre Consett Business Park
Consett
DH8 6BP
Editor Note:
Andrew, what a wonderful poem, you are a true artist. I am sure I will see you zooming around locally as you are only 15 miles away from me -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Barry says... What a fabulous service Ling. The thing we liked about LINGsCARS.com is that when you call or e-mail you actually get to talk to Ling and not some answer machine. This was our first rented vehicle and I can't fault the process or service received even if I wanted to. The service was personalise, your not left feeling like “just another customer”. The price we were given was great; the service received was first class - we were constantly updated on our order process, and more importantly all of our queries we dealt with immediately – you cannot ask more than that. On top of all of that you get Ling's great sense of humour. Would we use LINGsCARS.com again? Yes, without hesitation!
Barry Doswell
Pneumatic Solutions Int Ltd Stratfield Park, Elettra Ave
Waterlooville
PO7 7XN
Editor Note:
Wow, what a wonderful letter! Of course you speak to me, why not? I often wonder why other companies use the call centres. Glad you like my sense of humour, especially being Pneumatic Solutions, you are full of hot air, hehehee. Ooooops! Thanks, Barry! Enjoy the Mondeo -
Ling
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David says... Hi Ling
Sorry it's taken me so long to email my thanks to you but have been away on business. We love our new Mitsubishi Outlander and are very impressed with your service with no qualms of recommending your company to others.
Editor Note:
David, thanks for your note. Your Mitsu Outlander was very painless, a nice easy delivery for me. Thanks for being a lovely customer. -
Ling
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Lauren says... Now, the Range Rover Sport ............ I shall lick it clean every night, it is to die for (so the fuel bill...£78 to fill it today, ouch!). It's a dream to drive and I am delighted I chose it. Great colour, spec etc. I'm driving it down to Manchester and back tomorrow so its gonna get a good run in.
I'm away to log onto your www.motorrecall.co.uk thingy now to see what thats all about, I will do the letter to you soon.
Again, I'm not easily impressed Ling, but you are a star, great website, great business and fantastic service. I got the best deal in the market place and am delighted. I will now become your stalker regarding websites and you will be so pissed off I ever came near you!!!!
Thanks Ling,
Lauren Brown
Sisters Boutique 10 Lint Riggs
Falkirk
FK1 1DG
Editor Note:
Lauren, brilliant! I hope you enjoy posing in your new Range Rover Sport, these cars are REALLY nice. I'm sure even though it has a big fuel tank, it is not as thirsty as my 5mpg nuclear missile truck. Glad you are developing your website, I will gladly give you a link when it is up and running. Enjoy terrorising Scotland (and Manchester) in your new car! -
Ling
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Ian says... Excellent service. Ling keeps in touch, help when needed and does it all with a sense of humour. I would recommend LINGsCARS to anyone, she's very good.
Ian Twist
40 Hawkhill Road
Alloa
KK10 1SA
Editor Note:
Ian, well, you had a bit of trouble with your new Zafira - one of the warning lights just wouldn't stay off on the dashboard. However, I think we got it sorted in the end. Hope you enjoy your cheap new Zafira :) -
Ling
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Martin says... Ling was great to deal with. She even worked evenings and weekends like me! Recommended!
Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
CV7 7DW
Editor Note:
Martin, hahahah! The reason I have been working weekends and evenings is that I have been so busy since I turned down Duncan Bannatyne on bloody Dragons' Den! My turnover has doubled this year, so a few weekends have been necessary to keep everything fully up to date. Thanks for being a lovely customer -
Ling
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Pearl says... Just like to take the opportunity to say, great web site, fantastic deals, and really useful to see the different mileage rates. This Nissan Qashqai will be my fourth lease car, all sourced from different companies ('suits'). In the past I have had my order forgotten, resulting in me being without a car for 3 weeks, and my calls and emails always took days to be answered. Your prompt attention is great and very reassuring. Well done!!! Fantastic. Look forward to delivery. Also document pack sent out was first class, even with advice on returning, I had to look this out for myself with my first car. (Sweets and keyrings appreciated). Also info on NCAP crash tests on web site is brilliant. I have a feeling that the 'suits' are going to be very quiet from now on!
Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN
Editor Note:
Pearl, well why not show the euroNCAP stuff - I'm sure it helps that your car gets 5 stars. I think websites should be as useful as possible, so I add any good info I can find for the customer benefit. Mackams building your car as quickly as they can. Document pack is simple but it works, I use eye-catching method, eh? Hope sweets did not poison you -
Ling
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David says... A pleasure doing business with you - quite a rarity these days. A totally smooth operation from initial enquiry to final delivery; I didn't even have to buy a stamp for postage, every email was answered promptly. Zafira was delivered on the date and time promised. I look forward to re-renting with you in 2-years time.
David Ayris
4 Jubilee Avenue Broomfield
Chelmsford
CM1 7HE
Editor Note:
David, I even sent you a spare number plate for your trailer! :) These Vauxhall Zafiras have been so cheap and such good value, it's been one of my bestselling cars this year. So nice to deal with someone who is so super at paperwork, yours was 100% perfect. Thanks for your sweet letter! -
Ling
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Brian says... This must be the best way to get a car, just pick your price and your car off Ling's website and let Ling do the rest! Even me, a stupid farmer, can manage that! Delivery was excellent.
The best thing was that when I needed to speak to someone, I spoke to Ling herself and not some answering machine. Yes, she is crackers.
Brian Atkinson
Scratchmere Scar farmPlumpton
Penrith
CA11 9PF
Editor Note:
Brian, hehehe so, I am crackers and you are stupid - what a team, eh? Not so stupid, though... you got the cheapest 4x4 for your farm and in the colour you wanted and on the date you wanted. That's all that matters eh? Nice to deal with someone who will be using the 4x4 properly (for sheep and cows and stuff) and not some WAG, hehehe. These Kia Sorentos are proper, good, full-size 4x4 SUVs. Plus, EU subsidies are paying the rentals - you can't lose :) -
Ling
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David says... Ling,
Thank you so much for arranging this contract hire for me. This is the first time I've gone down this route (as far as cars are concerned) and to me, it makes nothing but absolute
financial sense. I don't know why more people don't use this method when it comes to
running a new car.
I know I gave you something of a headache with the specifications of the Octavia VRS Estate I wanted (which I know are like hen's teeth to find). When the dealer's low-loader
delivered the exact car I had asked for (and I mean in every single detail) I was speechless.
Sadly we have come to expect substandard service in this ("couldn't give a damn")
country. Crap customer service has become the norm. Your level of service, expertise and
professionalism stands out like beacon against every other comparable company in your field and I personally would go no further than Ling's Cars in the future.
I'm more than happy to recommend you to any sensible person who is looking to run a new car at almost half the cost of buying.
David Foster
25 Aynsley Terrace
Consett
DH8 5NQ
Editor Note:
Well, my God, what a letter! David, hehehe, if every customer wrote a letter like this I would be very pleased! Also, you are only 20 miles from me, so maybe I see you around in your fast Skoda VRS. I look forward to helping you again with another car... but what a standard I have to live up to, eh? -
Ling
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Editor Note:
David, wow, I love comments like this, from people who run their own service businesses. It means so much to me. Being an estate agent is quite difficult at the moment, so thanks for the car orders and thanks for the comments! I hope I can keep it up, I've managed for seven years, now :) - Here's a pic of your office in Swadlingcote.
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Hi Ling. Would you believe I've had yet another windscreen fitted (£60 excess) last Friday, but the car is fine and enjoyable. I have recommended you to lots of "cash for car" hopefuls - they like your website; informative and to the point without jargon no-one understands. The fact that we can speak to someone personally and not a salesman, tells you all. Mercedes was delivered on time - immaculate. Thanks for the meals, hole in one! 
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What a fabulous service Ling. The thing we liked about LINGsCARS.com is that when you call or e-mail you actually get to talk to Ling and not some answer machine. This was our first rented vehicle and I can't fault the process or service received even if I wanted to. The service was personalise, your not left feeling like “just another customer”. The price we were given was great; the service received was first class - we were constantly updated on our order process, and more importantly all of our queries we dealt with immediately – you cannot ask more than that. On top of all of that you get Ling's great sense of humour. Would we use LINGsCARS.com again? Yes, without hesitation!
