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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
CUSTOMER LETTERS
1532 LETTERS! More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling
Tesan says... I found out about your website from a friend. The whole process took less than three weeks and I love the Civic Type-R. There is something about driving a brand-new car. The crazy banter I got on the website amused and entertained me. Good delivery!
Editor Note:
Tesh... errr, no chance that I can pronounce your surname, so I call you Doctor Tesh, as you are NHS doctor. Thanks for being frank with your comments, you can trust me, I am a car saleswoman, hahahaha! Glad I didn't have to ask you to bend over. Now, where is that KY jelly? :) I hope getting the car made a change from ordering blood tests :) -
Ling
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Mark says... Very helpful and friendly. No problems answering my silly questions as a first time lease customer.
Your website is very "interesting" but actually works very well - especially the LINGO system.
As for the Honda Civic Type-R itself, it has a funky and comfortable interior, brilliant VTEC engine and massive boot. Huge grip, but the handling is rather inert. Not a true Type-R perhaps, but a grown up one. Excellent delivery, friendly and informative.
Mark Fisher
7 Morven Circle Westhill
Aberdeenshire
AB32 6WD
Editor Note:
Mark, as you are a software developer, never mind the car - thanks so much for the comments about LINGO! These Type R's are more sensible than the previous model, but still look and go great. Thanks for the letter, you were a star customer - even a first timer! -
Ling
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Katie says... Our new Mazda 3 is the second car we have got through LINGsCARS.com. Brilliant and quick service. We particularly liked the new LINGO system. Excellent delivery, our Mazda arrived when expected with no problems.
Katie Smyth
86 Lackford Close Brundall
Norwich
NR13 5NL
Editor Note:
Hey! Katie, you came back for a second car! That's great :). So happy you love the LINGO system, I get loads of great feedback about that. It works REALLY will :) See you in a couple of years, again. -
Ling
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Joanne says... I am very happy with the service you have provided, however when the Grande Punto was delivered there was no aerial with the car and the delivery man didn't show me how to work the cer; eg. the Blue and Me.
Joanne Mcarthur
89 Earlshall Road Eltham
London
SE9 1PP
Editor Note:
Joanne, once again I am let down by the supplying dealer! I kick them, beat them up and shout - but some dealers are STILL so unresponsive. They should learn better customer service, eh? I am pleased you are happy with MY service, shame I cannot say the same about the dealer's service. Boots swing into action, AGAIN! Grrrr. -
Ling
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Peter says... Thanks for providing our new car. When we first stumbled upon your site I was really worried that you were mental. After dealing with you, I now know you are TRULY mental! We will defo be using you again and can't believe we have not found you sooner. Well done and I hope you have a successful business and can afford a real nuclear missile one day. Delivery of my C-Crosser was good.
Peter Gilgan
Cock Mill Larpool Lane
Whitby
YO22 4NE
Editor Note:
Why do I find all the mental customers in the UK? You were a very funny onion to deal with, Pete. You live in Whitby. I do like to visit that place and have the fish and chips. Hope they have cleared all the overflow shit from the streets for my next visit. Thanks for being a fun customer, these are only cars - not life or death unless you get run over by one, eh? :) -
Ling
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Lee says... Very happy with the new Lexus and the personal service. Feels as if you can speak to the boss and are not being fobbed off by a secretary. Will definitely use Ling again.
Lee Stott
10 Hare Court Todmorden
Lancashire
OL14 8DQ
Editor Note:
Good, good, that's what I like to hear! As a Company Director, once again I will say your comments mean so much to me. Those Lexus are lovely cars, enjoy it! -
Ling
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Tanya says... Ling was extremely efficient to every query I had with regards to my order and kept me updated on progress. I've never known service like it. I'm very glad I choose your company. Delivery was good – but Ling is so efficient she makes delivery drivers look slow.
Tanya Akl
66 Main Crescent Wallsend
Tyne and wear
NE28 8AG
Editor Note:
Tan, yep, fast is good :) Why communicate slow when you can chat fast? Just like your racy little Corsa, eh? Hahaha. Thanks for comments on my service. Enjoy your Corsa! -
Ling
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Ian says... This is our second vehicle from Ling (and won't be the last) Service from start to finish was impeccable. Delivery was excellent. My new Mercedes M-Class was delivered 10am on New Years Eve as arranged.
Ian Beamish
9 Prestwick Close
Widnes
WA89DY
Editor Note:
Super duper service from this Merc dealer, they did well delivering that close to Xmas as promised. Thanks so much for being a repeating customer, Ian, and enjoy posing in the M-Class. As MD of a successful estate agents in the current climate, I appreciate your comments. -
Ling
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Stephen says... Ling has some great deals. Fast efficient service and very friendly. I hope to rent from you again. Delivery of my Golf was excellent.
Stephen Brown
61 Warkworth Drive Chester Le Street
County Durham
DH2 3TH
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Stephen, as you are an accountant I appreciate you find my deals financially beneficial :) You are only 10 miles away from me, hope to see you around in your Golf! -
Ling
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Jennifer says... This Citroen C5 Tourer has got to be the easiest car lease I have ever done. Ling was great – very prompt at replies and always with a solution. I found the exact car I wanted and an so pleased with it. The dealer did not fit one of my extras for delivery but Ling made sure this was done. Would definitely use again when my lease is up and I have recommended to everyone! Delivery was excellent, you sorted the problem very quickly, cannot fault the dealer apart from this small error.
Jennifer Douthwaite
8 Denholme House Farm Drive Denholme
Bradford
BD13 4AB
Editor Note:
Yes, Jenny, the dealer forgot to fit the bluetooth. Aaaargh! These bloody dealers drive me mad. How can they forget stuff? I make it so clear and include it in the description on every bit of my correspondence with them. Still, so pleased at the rest of your comments! Thanks :) There is always a solution. I got them to retro-fit the bluetooth immediately. -
Ling
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Neil says... Ling,
I really have to say how good the service that you provide is. The attention to detail, the prompt replies to questions and delivering exactly what you said, when you said made getting my car painless. Thank you very much, I will definitely be using your company again!
Delivery of the Vauxhall Astra to where I was working instead of home meant I got my car quicker as I was working in Bolton but live in Birmingham. Excellent.
Neil T
Address Withheld
Birmingham
B13 ***
Editor Note:
I like "excellent", that is a great word. I am happy to deliver to work addresses as long as we have all home address proofs in place, for security. You were very lovely to deal with. Neil, as a software engineer, I am glad you like my software systems :) I still cannot pronounce your surname. And people say Chinese is a difficult language, hahaha. -
Ling
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Stephen says... Ling, thanks for the whole experience. From take off to landing the whole process was quick and simple. What a great idea the Lingo area is. You can see the current status and history in a second. We'll be back! Delivery of my new SAAB was good.
Stephen Fox
27 Kelly Gardens
Swindon
SN25 4YH
Editor Note:
Stephen, thanks for great comments. I put a lot of effort into my LINGO area. Shame only customers get to see it. Bet you look cool in your new SAAB Sportwago, see you in a couple of years. -
Ling
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John says... Don't be fooled by the unusual website or light hearted correspondence you get from Ling. She is well organised and determined that her customers receive a great deal with the minimum of fuss. Having dealt with other leasing companies I would have no hesitation in recommending Ling to anybody who wants a good deal on a new car. A pleasant experience which I look forward to repeating in two years.
Delivery was good with a free set of mats supplied.
John Burman
10 Pintail Drive Bradwell
Great Yarmouth
NR31 8JQ
Editor Note:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggh! Don't tell everyone about my mats. I can't remember why I sent them free, but there was a reason. Whatever, you are happy chappy :) Have a great time in your Mazda 3. Thanks for comments! -
Ling
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Michael says... Hi,
Just 3 words; Easy, efficient, cheap.
Thanks. Delivery of my new Citroen C4 Grand Picasso was good.
Michael Markham
Loganberry Cottage 33 Conger Lane
Toddington
LU5 6BT
Editor Note:
Just 3 words, Michael: Thanks For Letter! Hahahaha! -
Ling
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Christian says... Look beyond the Chinese business tactics and you will find a rare breed of company that will do what it can for its customer. I wanted a good value lease car and Ling supplied me with one! What else can you ask for? Delivery of my new Citroen C-Crosser was good.
Christian Bennett
MRCJB Ltd 92 Ocklynge Road
Eastbourne
BN21 1QA
Editor Note:
Christian, thanks for the letter. I am not sure about the Chinese business tactics, I don't quite poke you in the eyes with chopsticks or threaten you with a giant cleaver. I admit to poisoning you with Chinese sweets :). Enjoy your lovely new C-Crosser. -
Ling
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Robert says... You are my Valentine. You delivered a shiny new Mercedes C-Class Saloon in only 10 days, just before Xmas! You send me sweets and money. You are brilliant.
On the other hand, the Mercedes Benz finance company are shit! They steal my money and don't give me sweets. They have taken 2 x initial payments and have not refunded at the time of this letter.
This is now sorted, you have told me: "Thank you, I am now a happy bunny". The dealer has subsequently said "We are going to post him a set of mats despite the fact is wasn't our fault to help cheer him up again.". - Ling
Robert Callaghan
12a The Martins Drive
Leighton Buzzard
LU7 2TQ
Editor Note:
Yes... ahem. Thanks for being so plain, Robert. However, it just shouldn't happen. How on earth can these big companies make so many mistakes? I just dunno. Yet another case of a customer being very happy with me and being let down by the other parties. Ho, hum. What can I do, sack Mercedes Benz??? At least you are happy with me, and with your new car :) -
Ling
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Pravesh says...
We have been getting cars on lease/contract for a while. I tried Ling for my wife's car and now will not go anywhere else. Ling did our second car. Service is excellent and Ling treats us like a family. Nothing is too much for her. She is never too busy for us and makes us feel that she only works for us. Delivery was very helpful, but let down by the dealership staff.
Pravesh Prasher
216 Chertsey Lane Staines
Middlesex
TW18 3NF
Editor Note:
Hmmm, yes Pravesh, you were let down because there were glue deposits on the car. I paid for a valet for you. The supplying dealer said: "I am sorry that the quality was not to our usual standards. As a gesture of our goodwill if Mr Prasher would like to take his car to a valet compnay we would contribute £40 towards to a full valet. This will enable the minor scratches to be plolished out and the glue residues to be removed. Rest assure that the quality issues raised will be addressed locally." Well, let's hope they do. Apart from all that, now you have 2 x cars from me, and you are happy with MY service, at least. So nice to deal with you and thanks for spelling out the problems in your letter so that other customers can see how problems are dealt with :) -
Ling
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Stephen says... This is the second time I have used LINGsCARS and once again I can say that the service was second to none. I was kept up to date constantly about date of delivery etc (on the new LINGO system), and the new Audi A3 was on my drive within the time I was given. Thanks Ling. Delivery was excellent.
Stephen Smith
57 Wedgewood Gardens St Benedicts Court
St Helens
WA9 5GA
Editor Note:
Stephen, well, you are welcome. I like nothing more than repeating customers coming back for more punishment! You noticed a change with my new LINGO system, eh? See you in a couple of years! -
Ling
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Richard says... I wanted to write you a short note to thank you and your team for your recent help in getting me back in a new car, a Honda Civic Type-S.
Having written my Vauxhall Corsa off in November your advice with the insurance company was really helpful in getting the claim sorted quickly and back on the road. At the start of January, being able to place an order for a new car and having it delivered to my door three weeks later is an excellent service. A very nice man delivered my new Honda Civic type S all clean and shiny on the back of a transporter with only 6 miles on the clock. Such a nice chap indeed he even got a cup of tea and a biscuit off the wife!
Using the new Lingo system this time from a customer point of view was also really useful. Actually being able to see what stage the whole process was at, easily upload specific documents was really helpful and informative. A good innovation.
I will definitely be in contact again in two years when the contract is up as the service is absolutely second to none.
Richard Hawkins CMT Events 2 Dodds Building Boxley Lane
Hatfield Broad Oak
CM22 7JX
Editor Note:
Such a nice letter, Richard! Thanks so much. Next time, you might want a Civic Type-R, but those things are REALLY fast, instead of just fast. I have given you a hyperlink for your website. But visitors beware, the music is yuk :) CMT is a UK based company specialising in laser effects, slide projection, 3D animation, imagineering, digital video, water and fire effects for special events, advertising. Now, it has a nice new Civic! -
Ling
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Hayley says... Couldn't fault the service provided at all. Ling kept me fully updated throughout the order of my new VW Eos and it was delivered on time. Excellent.
Hayley Doyle Marketing Guru 5 Station Road Parbold
Wigan
WN8 7NU
Editor Note:
Well, an unusual car. This Eos is like VW version of Megane CC and is very high quality, if a bit more expensive than the rest (VW always are). For anyone interested, Marketing Guru provide competitive data solutions for your consumer or business mailing lists, direct marketing and email list requirements. I give you hyperlink, Hayley, thanks for being a great customer! Now, just add sunshine for your convertible! -
Ling
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James says... As promised, you and your team did what you could to get the car delivered before Christmas - Thank you.
Always a rapid response on your Lingo system - Well done.
Very competitive pricing. Great service - I have already recommended to others! Just what we need to help through the current Eco crisis. Stimulate car manufacture. Delivery was good.
James Casey
35 Longlands Drive Houghton Park
Houghton Le Spring
DH5 8LR
Editor Note:
Thanks so much, James. You did mention that the car was slightly late on delivery and there was a slight imperfection on delivery, then you crossed it out and said it was "nitpicking". Well, I am always happy to chase this stuff up. However, you seem to be very happy with everything, and I am so pleased you like LINGO - it is industry leading. No other car supplier has such a thing. I'm happy to stimulate car manufacture, but, I think it will need more than me to single-handedly rescue it. I do my best! -
Ling
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Christine says... There should be a new phrase in the English language! LINGEFFICIENCY.
You have a query? Email Ling. Before you even have time to make a cup of coffee, your email reply is on the screen! Good to do business with you. Thank you Ling, you made the whole procedure trouble/hassle free. So glad we chose you – one crazy lady.
Dealer/Supplier Score for my new Mazda 3: Good. Delivery driver so helpful. Thanks. We have some right little scally wags in this area and we don't want the car nicked! Please could you remove our address from public view.
Editor Note:
Wow, you are a senior person in the North Bristol NHS Trust, so I wonder if I would get 5 stars... I hope so. Not only that, but I didn't give you free MRSA! :) It was lovely to deal with you, I'm pleased you are happy. Health advice: You should not drink so much coffee waiting for other suppliers to contact you, hahaha. Good service means a lot to me. I am fast, because frankly it is easier than being slow :) Does that make sense? It does to me :) ... Scallywag protection enabled, although... they have the choice of 1,000 cars on every street. Most parked outside their houses. Not sure if scallywags consult LINGsCARS.com before committing TWOK :) -
Ling
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Kevin says... The Lexus IS was a great suggestion - thanks Ling. I like the new web portal, LINGO, it allows fast and easy information exchange and speeds up the whole process. Your service is still out in front. I will be back for my next car again in 2 years. Oh and the price - No one else even came near to it. Fantastic! All the best to you and your team for 2009! Delivery was very considerate and thorough.
Kevin Corry
Address withheld
Alcester
B49 ***
Editor Note:
Great! You previously had a BMW 5-Series, so it's great to have a returning customer! You are also a company director so I take your comments very seriously. Thanks so much, Kevin, and I'm glad you like my new LINGO, it is a big improvement on email, eh? See you in 24-months! -
Ling
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Christopher says... Fast, quirky and FANTASTIC customer service. We are delighted with our new Corsa and really impressed by your customer service. The whole process was stress-free impressively handled and it is fun to do business with you. We have recommended you to friends and family.
Car arrived in great condition at the time agreed. Comprehensive hand over. Thanks very much. Excellent.
Christopher Livsey
2 Red Lion Cottages Whittingham Road
Glanton
NE66 4AS
Editor Note:
Well, thanks for recommendations, Chris. You have a super cheap new lease car and I hope it gives you 3-years fantastic service. Thanks for being so brill to deal with. Not only that, but you are quite local to me, too. -
Ling
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Nicholas says... Ling did great getting me my new Honda Civic - nickname "The Bullet". My wife's car is nicknamed "The Bucket".
Even though I cancelled the first order as the stupid car had no Air/Con Ling was very patient and did not make me sit on the naughty step. Well done Ling! Delivery was very good, by nice blokes. Excellent!
Nicholas Melling
Address Withheld
Address Withheld
Address Withheld
TN3 ****
Editor Note:
First car was a Type-R Civic, but you wanted aircon, so we got you a diesel Civic which is nearly as fast. The bullet, hahaha! It is black, so you should call it the Black Bullet! Your poor wife :). Thanks for funny letter, you are a Company Director, but also a funny guy, thanks for making me laugh! -
Ling
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Editor Note:
Tesh... errr, no chance that I can pronounce your surname, so I call you Doctor Tesh, as you are NHS doctor. Thanks for being frank with your comments, you can trust me, I am a car saleswoman, hahahaha! Glad I didn't have to ask you to bend over. Now, where is that KY jelly? :) I hope getting the car made a change from ordering blood tests :) -
Ling
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Ling has some great deals. Fast efficient service and very friendly. I hope to rent from you again. Delivery of my Golf was excellent. 
