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UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
CUSTOMER LETTERS
1532 LETTERS! More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling
Ashley says... When I decided I wanted a Lexus I went to my local dealer to see if he could match Ling. He said that Ling was lying and couldn't get me the Lexus IS at the price quoted by Ling. Well... I now have the car, as usual on time, and at the price quoted. Ling does exactly as she says, this is my 2nd car from her and she has always delivered. Still hate the bloody Chinese sweets though.
Ashley Goodchild
29 Alcotes
Basildon
SS14 1TW
Editor Note:
Ashley, you work in a solicitors in London, so I guess you learn to tell who is lying. In this case, the official Lexus dealer was lying. Dealers tend to do this, unfortunately. Enjoy the bling-bling car, enjoy Christmas! For the benefit of the tape, you are a male Ashley, not a female. Thanks for the letter of support, grassing up the dealers. The Lexus dealer who accused me of lying was: Lexus Southend, 9 Stephenson Road, Eastwood, Leigh-on-Sea, Essex SS9 5LU. Merry Christmas, Lexus Southend! -
Ling
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Victoria says... Sorry for taking an age to send this letter - I've been busy enjoying my new Audi Q7!
I just wanted to say how easy you made getting my Q7. Excellent service, a fantastic experience dealing with you - so simple and excellent communication, too! My car was delivered on time in excellent condition. Cheers.
Victoria Bainbridge
Specsavers 56 High Street Hucknall
Nottingham
NG15 7AX
Editor Note:
Vicki, well, you are a Director of Specsavers. I am so happy you didn't tell me you should have gone to Specsavers for your new car :). These Audi Q7s are lovely cars, so big and comfy - but fast and sporty 4x4s, too. Enjoy it! I will avoid Vision Express in the future :) -
Ling
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Mike says... Ling, I'm very happy to provide you with honest and accurate feedback as I believe you provide a great service that others should enjoy!
You know, since I agreed the very competitive deal on my new BMW 3-Series Coupe, I've been singing your praises with all of my colleagues... some of who have also taken up deals with you. You are a real star, thank you. Good delivery, I was happy with the service.
Mike Poulter
10 Waldrige Hall Court
Chester Le Street
DH2 3TF
Editor Note:
Mike, well, you are a top dog, a "Head of" for Sunderland City Council, so you know what to demand in the way of service, as you provide service to the locals every day. These BMWs are very good value and they are great cars. So pleased that you have recommended me, thanks. I appreciate your lovely letter! -
Ling
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Justin says... Good service, thank you. See you in 18 months for my next car. Excellent delivery of my Alfa 159, very professional.
Justin Ewart
Address Withheld
Corsham
SN13 ***
Editor Note:
Justin, so glad to get your note. Thanks. Enjoy the Alfa 159, these are lovely cars, fast and stylish. -
Ling
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Andrew says... Hi Ling,
Thank you for your great service. I can't say bad stuff about you because there is none to say. I found you to be friendly and good fun. A great all-round service. Excellent delivery, my Qashqai arrived with a friendly smile.
Andrew Hartridge
6 Dean Close
Windsor
SL4 4PL
Editor Note:
Andrew, wow, you run a power station! Please keep the electricity coming. I think you supply the Queen in her castle! Enjoy the Qashqai, you were lovely to deal with. -
Ling
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Suzanne says... I received a great service from LINGsCARS. She replied quickly to all emails and gave me enough information to make an informed decision. Excellent delivery, helpful and professional.
Ling - I will be back in two years, without a doubt.
Suzanne Willmott
30 Premier Avenue
Grays
RM16 2SD
Editor Note:
Sue, well, you got a lovely pearl black Clio :) Hope you have a great time driving in Essex and hope it does not clash with the white trainers. You are a Production Control Manager for Royal Mail, please give them a kick and tell them - "no more strikes!" :) -
Ling
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Nick says... A quick and efficient service. Best deals around... I know, as I checked a lot of other companies websites. Keep up the good work. Car was one day late for delivery. See you in 2 years time.
Nick Culley
11 Sir Charles Irving Close
Cheltenham
GL50 2DS
Editor Note:
Nick, what a fantastic address you have. A new, posh car for a posh address. You can tell you are an estate agent :). The C-Class Mercs are bargains at the moment and the new models are great cars. Hmmm, one day late... I cannot work miracles and even Mercedes Benz get it wrong sometimes. Bloody Germans; you cannot rely on these damn foreigners, eh? :) I hope the small wait did not spoil it for you. At least you don't need to fill in a HIP for a car :) -
Ling
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Nigel says... You are now known in our office as "LINGA LANGA LULU". It must be catching!!! Ling over-delivers and under-promises. Will use again.
I am not easily pleased. Good delivery. Well done, keep up the good work.
Nigel Crow
The Old Museum The Green Bardney
Lincoln
LN3 5TY
Editor Note:
What the hell is Linga Langa Lulu??? Hehehe. I think you have been eating the bloody sweets! :) Hmmm, so you are not easily pleased - that's good. It gives me a chance to impress you with the service. I like difficult customers, and you certainly wanted good service, which I hope I delivered. You were very well behaved, Nigel! You should enjoy the Qashqai - great cars, VERY popular :) It will look very out of place in the old museum you own. -
Ling
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Michael says... My Lexus IS was delivered on time, exactly as ordered and with a full tank of fuel. Most impressive!
The free Chinese sweets had my dog doing somersaults and they turned his water green. My advice is to go to Ling for a car, not for a takeaway.
Michael Hoose
23 Leander Drive Stapenhill
Burton on Trent
DE15 9FD
Editor Note:
Mike, hehehehe. Wow. Full tank of fuel was a bonus. You did the right thing not to eat the sweets yourself. Sweets might be awful, but dog is delicious dish. As you are an IT Consultant, I am really pleased you enjoyed my website and service. -
Ling
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Heather says... Ling - thanks for your really helpful service. My Picasso is a great car, great value, great service. I have recommended you to my colleagues. Bit disappointed the delivery mileage is 390 miles, but a good delivery.
Heather Pastor
Address Withheld
St Agnes
TR5 ***
Editor Note:
Heather, don't worry about the mileage, it will be added into the contract, it does not come off your allowance. The mileage is because you are in Cornwall! So happy you like the car, these Xsara Picassos really are bargains! :) -
Ling
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Anne says... Dear Ling, I want to thank you for making the first time I lease a car a good experience. You were very helpful, you answered all my questions and you have a brilliant sense of humour.
I would certainly recommend you to all my friends, just as you were recommended to me by my son-in-law. Excellent delivery, car was delivered on time on the date stated.
Anne Wardman
33 Piper Road Ovingham
Prudhoe
NE42 6AY
Editor Note:
Anne, you are quite close to me, in Prudhoe - just 8 miles up the road. Great to have recommendations, what a fantastic mother-in-law you must be for your son-in-law to look after you like this. I might see you bombing around in the Punto! -
Ling
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Richard says... The Audi Q7 was my first lease, made very easy by Ling. Good prices and great service! Excellent delivery on time by a very helpful driver.
Richard Proctor JMS (UK) Ltd 32 Coldharbour Lane
Harpenden
AL3 4UN
Editor Note:
Richard, thanks for taking the time to write. You are director of a successful hire company, so I am very pleased you say such kind things about my service. Enjoy the Q7! -
Ling
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Roger says... Thank you Ling for the early delivery of our Nissan Qashqai. The contract has been dealt with in a professional, yet personal manner. My Qashqai was delivered on time by a pleasant and careful driver. Your documentation and procedures are exceptional - leaving nothing to chance. There are many Government departments that should use your advice! Will be back in 3-years. Thanks!!
Roger Hanson
48 Southland Park Road Wembury
Plymouth
PL9 0HG
Editor Note:
Here we go, another senior Fireman, you were a Deputy Chief Fire Officer until very recently. I am surprised you didn't want a bright red Qashqai :) Thanks for the kind words, they mean a lot coming from a senior professional like you, Roger. Have a great time in your new Nissan. -
Ling
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Stephen says... Ling, just wanted to say thanks to you and your team for helping me arrange my new car. It arrived on the agreed date and is great fun! The price was fantastic. Also, thanks for helping me out with a contact for insurance - they gave me the best price. Good delivery of my Astra Sport Hatch.
Stephen Edwards
111 Hockliffe Road
Leighton Buzzard
LU7 3FL
Editor Note:
Hey, you are a manager for BAA - I just love senior customers like you, you are so well behaved and your paperwork was great, Stephen. Another 150bhp CHEAP Astra gets delivered, these are real fast, bargain new cars. Yes, the insurance company I recommend is very good, they do not have marketing costs to add in, you see. Enjoy the Astra! -
Ling
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David says... mmmm....
Initially OK, but became a bit frustrating getting one-word answers to queries and communications. Great website though. Excellent delivery of my Mini One.
David Lomax Bagga MensWear 14 High Street
Chislehurst
BR7 5AN
Editor Note:
David, Wah! Hmmm, glad you are pleased with the Mini, but I think you are wrong about the one-word replies. I try to be accurate and to the point, though. Here is a bit of my side of our communications... just to prove to everyone I am not so terrible :)... plus you sent me a lovely bag! Thanks :)
Hi David, Your car is in stock now. Reg: RJ57 ***. We can offer delivery on 15/10/2007. Please confirm if its ok and to where? Please also give a contact name and number, just in case. I have attached delivery information for your reference. Please read it before taking delivery of your vehicle. Regards Ling Valentine
Dave, I have requested the reg for you. When they get back to me I will let you know :o) Regards Ling
Dave, The car is not due to the dealer till the 30th of September :o) Regards Ling
Dave, Your car is due to land at the dealer on the 30th of September. Hope this helps :o)Regards Ling
My table tennis stuff just fits :)))) Ling
Hi Dave, Thanks a lot! Got the bag today. Its lovely :-) Cheers Ling Valentine
David, I got your docs back in the post, just to let you know. Thanks. Please wait, I send to the finance company for them to make sure everything is OK, and then we give the release to the dealership. I will be in touch.
WoW!!!!! :) Ling
Dave, Done. (ref to adding hyperlink for you) http://www.lingscars.com/links.php, Ling
David, Documents are in the post to you! You should get them tomorrow. If not, please panic. Regards, Ling.
David, The finance company have just got back to me. They said: Please can you confirm what the colour is we only do astro black not dark grey? Please can you e-mail/ fax ??? Thanks!! Regards Ling.
No worries, I have sent your order to the dealer. I told the dealer to get whichever one is the quickest. Regards Ling Valentine.
Hi Dave, I will send it to the dealer now. Any problem, I will let you know. Ling Valentine
I have attached the email I sent you yesterday. The cancelled car is gone. Sorry. Ling Valentine
As on the website. £179.99 + VAT per mth... I don't know if the car is still there now... The mini coopers are too hot. Regards Ling Valentine
I did. But I can't do a cooper for Mini One hatch's price. Sorry. Ling Valentine
Hi Dave, The dealer just had a cancellation for a cooper: MINIC COOPER ASTRO BLACK - METALLIC CLOTH COSMOS BLACK ROOF IN BODY COLOUR Is it any good? Ling Valentine
Dave, Cooper is £211.38 per mth incl vat. Its more expensive than the mini one. Regards Ling Valentine
Hi Dave, Shall I bin the order form? Unless you want to wait for a factory order, I really can't get a mini so quick. Regards Ling Valentine
...and there was lots more, prior to this. I hope you agree, a bit more than one word... :) As sweet gift, I give you another hyperlink, above :)
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Ling
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Steven says... LINGsCARS have been the best priced so far, as I have done a lot of research. I first looked at Ling's site one year ago when I was considering whether to buy or lease my next car. I asked her lots of questions and got quotes for other makes of cars. She always replied promptly to all my questions.
Her site has bags of info on it, and is really easy to use. Other companies just don't compare and she also gives you a free lunch! My Vauxhall Corsa SRi was delivered early in the morning (good), excellent delivery.
Steven Bhagwanani
Pitmore Lane Pennington
Lymington
SO41 8LL
Editor Note:
Steven, well, I still can't say your surname, but you have been a lovely customer. Plus you sent me the Chinese RMB yuan back, as you said you didn't want my sister in trouble, in China. Thanks for all your time and trouble, I appreciate when customers choose cars carefully. Worth to check back a few times, bargains always come up :) You are a house builder, so I expect LOADS of business from you in the future, I am sure you will be worth £ millions, soon. -
Ling
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David says... We got a great deal from Ling on our Qashqai. I trawled the Internet but could not beat Ling's package. I thought long and hard about leasing and I believe it makes good financial sense. No slimy salesmen to deal with or dealerships pestering you to buy.
Ling is the opposite of this; she is honest, upfront, and fun to deal with, too. Delivery on time, car A1 condition, friendly service, excellent. Never mind garlic bread, contract hire is the future.
David Tonks
7 Otus Grove South Shore
Blyth
NE24 3RY
Editor Note:
You are a quality technician, David, so I am glad you appreciate my quality of the service. I do my best to make you happy :). You are quite local to me, from Blyth and you work just three miles away as the eagle flys. Enjoy the Qashqai, also built locally in Sunderland. -
Ling
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Melanie says... Very quick and helpful, thanks Ling!
Melanie England
Church Farm York Road
Barlby
YO8 5JH
Editor Note:
Mel, hehehehe, your letter is short because you are bloody repeating customer, and we have said all this stuff before :) This is second car you have had from me; hope you enjoy it with the leather, aircon etc etc. -
Ling
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Stanley says... I wish that I could say something unpleasant... but everything went very well indeed with my new Zafira. Delivery excellent, no problems, delivery driver most helpful.
Stanley Dobson
19 Barsbank Lane
Lymm
WA13 0ER
Editor Note:
Well, you are a retired head of personnel at a large pharmaceutical company, Stanley... so I appreciate your lack of complaints. I do my best to keep you happy :) Enjoy the Zafira, top car - VERY low price! -
Ling
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Andrew says... I cannot recommend LINGsCARS highly enough.
From beginning to end - from the crazy website through to the crazy emails and phone calls - the whole process was just superb. Ling promised the car two weeks sooner and £10/month cheaper than any other company and delivered as promised.
Just fantastic - great service. Good delivery. Thanks for everything. Will be back in 2-years for the next deal!
Andrew Thorpe
Corner Barn Rotten Row
Sidlesham
PO20 7QS
Editor Note:
Mike Alpha Romeo Kilo, Lima India November Golf. Nissan Qashqai on finals, hehehehe, glad you like the "crazy" everything - I really enjoyed having you as a customer. You are a bloody Air Traffic Controller at NATS, so I'm glad you enjoyed my organisation, your Nissan Qashqai "landed" exactly on time :))) Every car delivery is a good one, as long as I walk away from it without getting chewed up by the customer, eh? -
Ling
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Mark says... Everything about my BMW Z4 roadster was handled very well, and the delivery estimate and timing were spot on. If you want to drive a nice new car without the hassle of ownership, this is the best way to do it.
Mark Pickstone
34 Rishworth Palace Rishworth Mill Lane
Rishworth
HX6 4RY
Editor Note:
Mark, so happy you are happy. Great cars Z4s... I wanted one, but I had to settle for an Audi A4 cab, as I needed 4-seats for when my mum and dad come to the UK to visit. Enjoy!! :) -
Ling
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Steve says...
What can I say about Ling? As mad as a hatter but very helpful and on the ball when it comes to getting everything organised. I think Ling must sleep in the office, as whenever I emailed I got a response within minutes, sometimes seconds. Got my two Fiat Grande Puntos an I am very happy, with Ling's help... and her team as well (sorry team). Bit of a mix up on delivery but all OK in the end.
Steve Wardle
Diamond Design & Print Unit M21D Ash Court Moorgreen Industrial Park Engine Lane
Newthorpe
NG16 3QU
Editor Note:
Steve, I am typing this from my bed in my office :) The mix-up was a scratch on one of the cars before delivery, so I simply organised delivery of an identical car and advised you of the reg number change. Hope these two Grande Puntos do a great job for your company. Glad to be mad a s a hatter (whatever a "hatter" is). I should Google it. -
Ling
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Peter says... "The hassle free way to lease a car"
After seeing Ling on Dragons' Den, I made a note to try her out on our next car lease, and I am so glad I did! She was abruptly honest with delivery dates (that means I did not make up sweet promises like other companies - Ling), at risk of losing the order. And she still delivered the Qashqai 4 weeks early at the lowest cost I could find, online or off! Fantastic! Good delivery, I received my car with 150 miles on it.
Editor Note:
Peter, wow, a sting in the tail of the letter, hehehe. You understand I cannot do the cheapest prices and fastest delivery, and then demand bespoke truck delivery of the dealers - I ask the dealers to get the car to you as efficiently as possible. The 150 miles will be adjusted on the contract, and my customers should note this. Often cars are delivered on trucks, but I can't really demand that, the prices would rise. It's such a small thing, so no moaning allowed! :) So pleased you loved everything else and pleased the Mackams built your car faster then expected! Go drive!! :) Free hyperlink for brilliant marketing company, askAMS, what a privilege, heheheh... -
Ling
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Gunnel says... Ling, I found you on the internet by chance. Your quick response to my enquiry was impressive, and your prices were great. At every stage of the transaction, you were extremely helpful and super-efficient! In fact the whole exercise was painless.
I cannot fault your service in any way, and you deserve success. Excellent delivery, the car was very well prepared and clean. I will definitely be back!
Gunnel Caplan
12 Hemphill Moscow
Galstow
KA4 8PS
Editor Note:
Gunnel, well, what a bit of chance! You are now driving around Moscow, topless. Not sure what the local militia will say about that? It was a pleasure to deal with you and as a partner in your own business I take your words seriously. Thanks for finding me :) -
Ling
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Stephen says... Dear Ling,
Apologies for not dropping you a line sooner, but the first month with our new Nissan Qashqai has gone so fast. Thanks for your help and offering such a blinding deal. You deserve the business for your fun attitude and prompt replies to queries. Do you always work at 8pm???
The car arrived on time, immaculate and by a very polite and cheerful driver. Well done, you! We will be back.
ps. The offer of a free lunch is still on, to beat your own free lunch offer - at our restaurant!
Editor Note:
Stephen, yes, like you I often work evenings :). I have given you hyperlink for the free lunch offer. There are 50,000 visitors to my webpage every month, so many of them will be very pleased at your "FREE" offer. Hahahaha! Now, you will be damn busy! Here is your Dec 2007 evening menu:
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Editor Note:
Ashley, you work in a solicitors in London, so I guess you learn to tell who is lying. In this case, the official Lexus dealer was lying. Dealers tend to do this, unfortunately. Enjoy the bling-bling car, enjoy Christmas! For the benefit of the tape, you are a male Ashley, not a female. Thanks for the letter of support, grassing up the dealers. The Lexus dealer who accused me of lying was: Lexus Southend, 9 Stephenson Road, Eastwood, Leigh-on-Sea, Essex SS9 5LU. Merry Christmas, Lexus Southend! -
Ling
