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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
CUSTOMER LETTERS
1532 LETTERS! More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling
Tracey says... Ling, you are the craziest, most fun person that I have done business with. I looked hard for a good deal and you had the best deals that I could find. It was a pleasure doing business with you. Very easy and straight forward and you made everything very clear on my new Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch. Thanks. 250 miles on the clock when the car arrived, otherwise good.
Editor Note:
Tracey, that 250 miles will be adjusted from the contract, that is purely the distance of the delivery. I used the cheapest (and hopefully best) suppliers, not necessarily the nearest ones. Glad you find me nice to deal with, we certainly had some fun! It is great to hear that you found everything easy and straight forward. Thanks! -
Ling
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Victoria says... PERFECT. Another vehicle (Audi A6) purchased from Ling. So smooth, easy and fuss free. Highly recommended. Excellent delivery, exactly what I asked for, delivered on time.
Victoria Lally
3 Furness Avenue Formby
Liverpool
L37 3NP
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Victoria, your family now has 2 x Audis from me, an A3 and an A6. Bet they look nice twinned on your driveway. Hope to see you again soon for two more cars :) You are brilliant to deal with! -
Ling
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Sean says... Although the website is a bit crazy, you cannot get a better price or service than with Ling. The service is fantastic and very fast. The online Lingo system is unique and makes leasing the car easier. Don't let the bizarre website put you off. I will definitely be leasing my next car from you Ling.
Sean Peacock
29 Chestnut Garth Burton Pidsea
Hull
HU12 9DA
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Thanks, Paul, I am happy that you are very pleased with your Mazda 6 and with my systems. These was an issue of late delivery on your car, but it was sorted in the end. Car build is just out of my control, I wish I could build them as well as sell them, we would get everything on time, then! -
Ling
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Ian says... Ling, running a small company is hard. So is setting service. Your service is FAB and you go the extra mile. Many businesses should follow. We know we go the extra mile. A3 is also FAB, the wife loves it. Excellent delivery by great guys!
Ian Miller
29 Limes Avenue Staincross
Barnsley
S75 6JW
Editor Note:
Ian, hahaha. Well, it is harder for you, you are in Barnsley! :) Glad your wife likes the car, it is a lovely thing, that A3. Thanks so much for comments. -
Ling
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Ceri says... Ling organised the deal sharply. No fuss. Spot on. I have to admit that Ling is a little scary but so what – she's good at what she does and even though I asked plenty of questions there has always an answer. So full marks. As to leasing another car the answer is a definite yes and I would heartily recommend anyone to use her 10/10. Excellent delivery, on time. No hassle, well done!
Ceri Lewis
Ceri Lewis & Associates Ltd 29 Dunraven Road Sketty
Swansea
SA2 9LG
Editor Note:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hahahaha, so I am scary??? :) Well, sometimes I am busy so I go fast. And I don't shout at customers... too much! Anyway Chezby, you got your new Qashqai, and you gottit cheap! That's the main event. Have a great time posing around in it. I do not believe you were really scared, you are a Surveyor, bouncing around in your hard hat. I don't think you get scared :) BOOO! Ooooops! -
Ling
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Joanne says... Having leased before from complete idiots I was a little reluctant - but I should not have worried; dealing with LINGsCARS has been fantastic, straightforward and so importantly everything has been so up front. My car is gorgeous, and no question has ever gone unanswered – Ling you're a star!!! Thank you. Excellent delivery, helpful, prompt service. And I LUV Lingo!
Editor Note:
Glad you like the Lingo system, Joanne, I put so much work into that! Yes, there are many companies who are complete idiots in this industry, it is unregulated, you know. Terrible. But, I am so pleased you had a great time getting your new Corsa. Hope you are loving it! -
Ling
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Matthew says... We are very happy with our new CRV and extremely impressed with the quick, helpful and very friendly service Ling and her team provided. I would be very happy to do business with her again and I intend to as I am looking into getting another vehicle for my dad really soon. Best wishes. Excellent delivery, a very good service and a lovely car.
Matthew Callan
Callan Glass 5 Pollards Close Wilstead
Bedford
MK45 3HA
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Matthew, wow, such a stunning letter. I really do my best and this dealer was great. Everything went so smoothly. Enjoy the CRV, a brilliant car! -
Ling
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Mathew says... Great woman, fast, friendly and funny! All excellent, a top service will definitely use again. Thank you. Finance company bad. No paperwork sent, direct debit late and cheque took ages to go out of my account.
Mathew Pitman
66 Maple Gardens
Yateley
GU46 6JQ
Editor Note:
What a surprise! The weak link is often the dealer or the fin co! Here it is the latter. What can I do with these very large firms, I pull my hair out. However, the first part of your letter makes me happy, Matt. Enjoy your Captiva! -
Ling
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Ceserian says... I was particularly pleased with your very efficient form filling procedure on the web. Your Lingo system is excellent and is a neat way of recording all correspondence. Ultimately, I hired my car with you because you offered the most competitive price ...by quite a big margin. I'll be back in 2 years for my next car! Average delivery, dealer didn't call me as asked. He left the car with my mum on delivery day!
Ceserian Karnan
44 Saltwell Street Poplar
London
E14 0DZ
Editor Note:
Oh dear Ces, a curate egg this one! On an Audi Q7 I expect a better delivery (actually on any car, even a Fiat Panda!). I will kick the dealer. However, you got a great price and you enjoyed the ride. See you soon! Enjoy the Q7! -
Ling
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Catherine says... I'm loving my Nissan Qashqai Ling - but that I could get anywhere. What is in short supply nowadays is good customer service and you provide that by the bucket load. Your efficient, humorous service is rare but oh so welcome and you made the whole process of leasing a car totally stress free. You certainly have the X Factor Ling - X-cellent, X-ceptional and X-traordinarily crazy!
Great delivery, car arrived when they said it would in perfect condition by a friendly driver.
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I'm X-tremely pleased with your letter, Catherine! You have a dead cheap Nissan Qashqai, and you were very nice to deal with, you made me laugh! Talk in a few years! -
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Assim says... I was delighted to be buying from the amusing Ling, a truly independent company. She was the cheapest in the market but offered the best level of service, without any of the pushy sales staff - amazing. I am not sure about the Lingo system and Ling - are you really replying to all those emails yourself. The Lingo system does not work with Blackberry too well. I will definitely and have already passed your website to friends. Good delivery, the dealer dropped the Antara off well and were very helpful. Thanks Ling
Assim Ishaque Envirup.com Limited Renewal House 3 Hawksworth Road
Nottingham
NG3 2EG
Editor Note:
Assim, of course I reply everything! You can see me on the office webcams, typing away like mad! :) In the background, my team is chasing dealers and fin companies etc. I'm glad you thought I had best level of service. Hope you enjoy the Antara. I have given you hyperlink for your business, Envirup, which is a dynamic and client focused Environmental Consultancy. It delivers pragmatic, innovative and cost effective solutions to improve the clients Environmental Sustainability profile. They will benefit from improved profitability, reduced environmental impact and enhanced environmental credibility. -
Ling
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Steve says... Such an easy transaction - Thank you Ling. Meant I could carry on with my business whilst this Citroen Nemo van purchase just happened (magic!)
Steve Thompson
Step Into Management Trewartha Blowinghouse Hill
Redruth
TR15 3AG
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Steve, you are a training company, so glad you approve of my methods. Enjoy the Nemo van, they are great new-style vans. Enjoy Cornwall too! -
Ling
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David says... The whole process of leasing our wonderful new car was handed professionally and courteously by Ling and her team at all times. Communication was very easy using the website. The car was delivered on time, exactly as arranged. Thanks so much LINGsCARS - I cannot recommend you highly enough! Excellent delivery - dealer was very helpful resolving one minor issue.
David Derbyshire
10 Hillcrest Close Nailsea
Bristol
BS48 2HP
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Call me Dave (just like Cameron), you were a delightful customer, despite the fact you work for the evil empire of AOL. I am happy that you liked the service and the car. See you in a few years! -
Ling
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Stephen says... Great service. Delivery on time on price and as specified. My second vehicle from Ling and I have two more for early next year. See you in 2009. Excellent delivery of my C-Crosser.
Stephen Kealey
Inspiration Of Chester 52/56 Frudsham Street Chester
Cheshire
CH1 3JL
Editor Note:
Stephen, glad you liked the service (again) - those C-Crosser Citroens are great cars. Yours was very cheap! -
Ling
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Sarah says... Ling Valentine, the crazy woman off the telly. The dragons missed out 'cause Ling's service is quality, so is my Corsa. As is her website and I love Lingo. No issues with delivery, done + dusted within 4 weeks. Well done Ling – I got the car I wanted and the colour I wanted, you did better than the local dealer and I thank you. Excellent delivery, great car, delivered to my door before 9.30am. Impressive - shame the delivery man had to make is own way home, bless him!
Sarah Lewis
8 Brook Lane Witney
Oxfordshire
OX281BP
Editor Note:
Hahahahaha, he is still probably thumbing the lift. I save money on deliveries by forcing the driver to walk home. Especially when it's raining. You seem happy, Sarah. Glad about that, you have a great new Corsa for 3-years, now. -
Ling
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Geoff says... Thanks for the Nissan X-Trail Ling. Hassle free car rental! Good delivery. Look forward to doing it all again in 2 years.
Geoff Hughes
Yew Tree Cottage Swallowfield Road
Arborfield Cross
RG2 9JY
Editor Note:
Geoff, thanks. As you work for Microsoft, I have decided to issue with an X-Trail Service Pack which will fix a few of the faults on this vehicle, but will introduce new ones. The X-Trail will need to be validated and will prompt for this every week. It may crash. Hope you enjoy the car :) -
Ling
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Zaid says... Thank you for excellent service delivery. It was fun dealing with you, a little different to the normal business manner but I was very happy with your service. You definitely provided some of the best customer service I received. You were prompt in your replies and kept me up to date with all developments along the way. I will definitely use you again. Good delivery of my Merc C-Class in neat and good condition with all the necessary documentation.
Zaid Suleman
Flat 912 New Providence Wharf 1 Fairmont Avenue
London
E14 9PB
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Zaid, thanks for the comments, glad you enjoyed getting your new Merc. A bit different to the normal stuffy Merc dealer, eh? -
Ling
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Gary says... To all future customers. You spec the car/van from Ling. It is ordered. You pay a deposit. It arrives. No problem. The Tao of Ling Way Do - thanks.
Editor Note:
Who needs Ying and Yang when you have Gary Jam? Thanks for mental letter, glad you are happy as sandboy with your new VW Caddy van! Random words seem to help in Do Tao Gang Wang Van Note. Mental customers = happy Ling -
Ling
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Marjorie says... This is my second car from Ling; the service was fantastic because of her new email LINGO system. It allows you to know at what stage you are or what's outstanding. Ling is very witty person, but efficient and can answer all your questions. The delivery of the Toyota Prius was perfect no hassle.
Marjorie Harvey
9 Westleigh Park Hengrove
Bristol
BS149TJ
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Marjorie, thanks so much for that. You are a superstar to come back to me again. Glad you like the LINGO, I am putting loads of work into that. It is working very well. Hope you enjoy that Prius, funny cars, but many people absolutely love them. -
Ling
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Graham says... Well we got there in the end! First came across your site by accident, but glad I did. My new Freelander GS is superb, just like your service and the way you deal with your customers. Excellent communication throughout and a completely different (but fun and enjoyable) experience from anything I have coma across with regarding to buying a car. The only glitch was the wrong model was delivered initially but I just left this with Ling to sort out. This was done promptly and efficiently. In the words of the Terminator…I'll be back. Love the car, I'm even washing it every week!
Graham Houston
Address withheld
Northampton
NN6 ***
Editor Note:
Right... well this is stupid supplier problem. Graham wanted an Auto, I ordered an Auto, supplier delivered a Manual gearbox car. They replaced the car instantly though when I er... pointed it out to them... with my boot! Idiots. How can that happen? Amazing how these dealers survive, eh? Sheer stupidity. Still, I am so glad my lovely customer got what he wanted in the end. Thanks for comments, Arnie (oooops, I mean Graham!) -
Ling
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Jonathan says... Dealing with Ling for my new Audi A5 Coupe was great. You could never accuse her of not communicating with you - she gives constant updates of where things are - all very reassuring.
Jonathan Williams
11 Plymouth Road Penarth
Cardiff
CF64 3DA
Editor Note:
Well, as you are Operations Manager for Calsonic Kansei UK Ltd (sounds Japanese), then I am pleased you likes my processes :) Enjoy the fast Audi. Those are nice cars! -
Ling
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Selvin says... Greetings Ling! Thanking you is not enough. We have received everything and more with regards to you supplying us with 2 x Citroen Nemo 1.4 HD1 LX. You stated what was going to happen and it did. We at As Green As Limited would recommend you to anyone. You truly go above and beyond the call of duty. We will be ordering again soon and it will be from you. Service and handbooks followed on from the vans.
Selvin Tulloch
As Green As Limited 7 Lynton Grove
Kempston
MK42 9RR
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Greetings Selvin! You are a courier business, so you will be doing 40k per annum in these vans! Wow! I look forward to more business. Glad you were so happy with my service. -
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Lee says... A few hiccups with my new Chrysler 300C but Ling always replied and got on with it within minutes. First class service and plenty of humour, thank you very much, wouldn't go anywhere else. I never dealt with the dealer, only Ling.
Editor Note:
Lee, well, you should be glad you didn't deal with the dealer as these Chrysler dealers are not the best, and they caused the hiccups. At one stage they changed their mind on supply! But, you got a damn cheap car in the end and I'm so glad you enjoyed it. I am so pleased "The Car Warehouse" gets their director cars from me :). I have given you a hyperlink! -
Ling
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Nebiye says... Ling - thank you very much for the outstanding service you provided getting my Mercedes A Class. I will definitely be back to you in the future. Fantastic service. Excellent delivery, we are very happy.
Nebiye Inanmis
73 Nevill Way Loughton
Essex
IG10 3BG
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Nebiye, no problem. So glad you are happy bunny. Enjoy the A-Class baby Merc! -
Ling
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Ian says... Ling the dragon slayer - Brilliant! I was already contemplating using you for my next car but when my old Renault chewed up its second timing belt, destroyed the engine and finally died, I had to act fast. Ling, you came to my rescue! My old car died on the 26th September. We had confirmation from garage on 27th and made first call to LINGsCARS on 1st October. You and your staff were fantastic. You offered a great deal on a new Citroen C5 and following a few phone calls and contracts via your Lingo site I was set to be the proud driver of a new car. Through your magnificent service I drove the C5 off the forecourt on the 10th October – 15 days from start to finish! Amazing!
With your groundwork to prepare, the staff at Dutrton Foreshaw could not have been more helpful or supportive - even threw in a tank of petrol as I collected the car instead of having to wait for delivery. Excellent dealer. A fantastic service all round. Thanks, Ling!
Ian Fensom
35 Denby Lane, Heaton Chapel
Stockport
SK4 2RA
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Errr, wow! You are a bloody fireman and I have lots of fireman customers, so I hope you pass my name around, Fenny! Greater Manchester can sleep[ safe in their beds with you in charge! Thanks for lovely letter. Enjoy the C5. -
Ling
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Editor Note:
Tracey, that 250 miles will be adjusted from the contract, that is purely the distance of the delivery. I used the cheapest (and hopefully best) suppliers, not necessarily the nearest ones. Glad you find me nice to deal with, we certainly had some fun! It is great to hear that you found everything easy and straight forward. Thanks! -
Ling
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PERFECT. Another vehicle (Audi A6) purchased from Ling. So smooth, easy and fuss free. Highly recommended. Excellent delivery, exactly what I asked for, delivered on time. 
