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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
CUSTOMER LETTERS
1532 LETTERS! More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling
Wac says... "Ling, the car arrived today and it is very nice. Thank you for an excellent service."
Wac Jokhia
address withheld
Derby
DE73 ***
Editor Note:
Wac, I am not surprised you think new Honda CRV with brand new diesel engine is nice... it seems to be the best engine in it's class. Enjoy CRV! -
Ling
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Julie says... "Ling was very nice to deal with. She kept me updated with what was happening, which was important for me as my car was quite a drawn-out process (6 weeks from initial contact with Ling to delivery). She always replied to my emails promptly and I felt I could contavct her with any stupid question. I will definitely buy my next car from Ling and I hoping my husband will be buying his next car from her, too. I will recommend her to all my family and friends."
Julie MacIntyre
20 Greenlaw Drive
Paisley
PA1 3RU
Editor Note:
Julie, I'm glad you think I am nice. I don't often get called that :). The reason your new model MX-5 took a long time, is that Mazda have just launched this model and stocks are low so we have to wait for cars from bloody Japan. Japanese have bandy legs and eyes too close together and I can never trust them, but that is different matter. So pleased that you will recommend me to family and friends... bring 'em on! -
Ling
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Carol says... "Ling, we were very pleased with the level of service and how fast the delivery was; also being able to get a van in the colour of blue we wanted. It all went very smoothly and we would definitely use you again."
Carol Brown
Gordon Brown Roofing & Leadwork Specialist Ltd 31 Slade Valley Rd
Ilfracombe
EX34 8LF
Editor Note:
You were very fortunate I found a VW Transporter at such short notice in blue, Carol! I searched the whole UK VW van dealer network. Hope you enjoy it, but be careful with the Pb, it is very dangerous... my first degree is a chemistry BSc, and I know lead is one of the most dangerous poisons, because you cannot know you are accumulating it -
Ling
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Cath says... "Hi Ling, just to let you know that my new Renault Clio arrived this morning. Am well pleased with both it and your service"
Cath Harper
18 Abbey Mews
Pontefract
WF8 1TO
Editor Note:
A short and sweet letter, about a short and sweet car to a short and sweet person (me!), from a short (maybe) and sweet person (you). Thanks, Cath! -
Ling
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Ann says... "Dear Ling,
I have never had a personal contract hire car before, so I was a bit nervous! Your website was very informative and the fact that I could talk to you personally put me at ease. The BMW 118d is fantastic, although children think it looks like a donkey! (Wah! BMW will go CRAZZZY! - Ling) I will definitely recommend you and will be a customer again. The dealer was efficient and very prompt and I think he is the top dealer I have ever dealt with."
Ann Hughff
Fleet House Anchor Road Spa Common
North Walsham
NR28 9AJ
Editor Note:
My God!!! What drugs do you feed children? Or is it too much Sunny Delight? I helpfully include visualisation of what children see when they look at your new BMW.
If car is donkey, does that make delivery driver Virgin Mary? No wonder you were impressed with dealer. Try to avoid BMW shitting on driveway, hehehe, -
Ling
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Ian says... "Thank you for such an easy and relatively cheap car leasing experience. I was a first-timer and you answered all my questions quickly and patiently. Just for reference, you saved me £180 per month on my brand-new RX-8, compared to my local Mazda dealer!!(my red ink, and just to point out that the saving you made works out at £4,680 on a 3+23 contract - Ling) The vehicle delivery driver - Ian Harper - was a very nice chap and the dealer you chose was excellent."
Ian Jenkins Elegant IT PO Box 381
Northampton
NN4 6WC
Editor Note:
WoW!! - a web-design company! I give you hyperlink. I am always pleased to deal with businesses like yours, Ian, as it makes me feel happy that you obviously thought my website did the job required. I will be in touch if I need help and advice.
Background note: It is interesting that I saved you so much compared with your local Mazda dealer; last year Mazda UK blocked my supply of cars because a dealer complained I was undercutting them and ruining ther franchise. Well, stuff them! Bollocks. Fuck them. Sorry if strong language offends, but I refuse to have a bloody Japanese company dictating to me (a Chinese) how I should run my business, inferring that I should inflate prices to YOU:- customers... and using such bullying tactics. They make good cars, Mazda, but the company's tactics stink. Please every other car company if you read this - I am like attack dog if you try to mess with me. Car company can build and supply nice cars, I will sell them. OK? If dealers were any good, they would take me out of market using fair competition. But they are not, and you have proved it in letter above, Ian. You are writing that I saved you £180 a month. That's £4,680 on a 2-year 26 payment contract for your RX-8. Note Mazda builds cars in Hiroshima. Radioactivity obviously affects brain. Nuff said, eh? -
Ling
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Ian says... "Thanks for all your help, Ling. It was the first time I have leased a car and you have made the whole process very simple. Where I am used to waiting days or even weeks for responses from Finance Companies, you always replied within hours or minutes!"
Ian Ranger
27 St Margarets Close
Berkhampsted
HP4 2LH
Editor Note:
Ian, so nice to deal with you, I'm pleased you enjoyed my fast response. I always think "I've got to reply, so why not do it straight away". It's such a shame everyone does not think like this. I know your car took a long time to arrive, but it was a factory order, and Vauxhall are not the fastest. Have a great time in your new Astra! -
Ling
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Trevor says... "I came across Ling's website by chance and I was impressed by the pricing and deals on it. Whilst I was initially apprehensive about dealing with this woman with a crazy (WAH! - Ling) website, I was very soon totally won over by her approach and ability. Ling is very knowledgeable, she keeps all her promises and she gives the best price and service available. The dealer she chose to use was prompt and efficient. I will be back for my next car!"
Editor Note:
Oh, Trevor, hehe, you must be one of those middle-aged men I was warned about... who want to spicy up their life by buying Mazda RX-8. I hope you are very pleased with the car, and that it does it's job!!! -
Ling
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Gus says... "Just wanted to write to say that I have test driven the BMW 7-series at my local dealer. I also wanted to say that I was extremely impressed with your service. I asked for several quotes at the same time - you came back in about 5 mins, I was still getting quotes several days later from other companies. What a difference! I have already recommended you."
Gus Black
Slaughter and May International Law Firm One Bunhill Row
London
EC1Y 8YY
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Gus, hope you don't sue me for publishing your letter. 7-series BMW is very nice car, I have sold many. If ever I need to take multinational car company to court I will contact you. Thanks for kind words... -
Ling
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Darren says... "Fantastic to deal with, Ling keeps you informed. First-Class service. I'll be back for my next car soon."
Darren Asquith
HRS Housing Repair Service Treecrest Rise
Barnsley
S75 1EB
Editor Note:
Darren, now you have brand new Land Rover Disco 3 - this is an entirely suitable vehicle for crossing vast, barren wastelands of South Yorkshire slag heaps and disused coal mines. Be careful of driving down mine shaft hole! Please also to give Mr Scargill a toot on horn when you drive past his house in Barnsley. He is hero of glorious British Communist system failure -
Ling
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Cressida says... "Dear Ling
Thanks for the wonderful, professional, friendly and first class service. We know we can rely on you each and every time. We also love your wacky sense of humour! Keep up the good work!!
Editor Note:
Hey, Cressida and Andrew, this is the third car in a row over 3 years that you have had from me. First you had Meriva, then Scenic, now Picasso. Thanks very much for your loyalty to me, I'm glad you are pleased with my service. Talk next year, huh? -
Ling
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John says...
Dear Ling
I found your website very funny, and I will pass on your address to a friend who may need a new car later this year. I was very touched by the details of your charity, and enclose a cheque for Rong Chang school.
I visited Suzhou, Huangzhou and Shanghai recently, and hope one day to visit other parts of China, including Sichuan... but it is a very big country! I hope LINGsCARS continues to prosper, and send every good wish to you and your family.
John Bradbury
The Barn 28 Pound Close
Exeter
EX3 0ND
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It is so kind of you, John, to send me generous cheque for my Charity. My sister Shan has sent you a reply, as she is very familiar with this school and visits often. Also she has invited you to visit Sichuan, which is referred to as "Gateway to Tibet". Thanks again for cheque, I will make sure it gets to the school when my sister returns to China -
Ling
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John says... Follow up letter:
"Dear Shan, thank you for your kind letter enclosing the beautifully painted fan made by the children of the school at Rong Chang, and thak you also for sending Chairman Mao's Red Book which is an important part of China's history. This was a wonderful surprise and I will treasure both gifts.
If you (Shan) or Ling intend to visit this part of the UK please let me know, as we would be very pleased to meet you. Every good wish to the children at Rong Chang, and I send best wishes to you and Ling and your families for a long life, good health and prosperity.
John Bradbury
The Barn 28 Pound Close
Exeter
EX3 0ND
Editor Note:
Well, thanks to YOU again, John, for your kindness. Too many people just interested in money. Glad you have a big heart, I will certainly ring and call in if I am down M5 -
Ling
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Ged says... "Mrs Ling Valentine, you have completed mission impossible! You have managed to do what our local BMW dealer was going to charge us an extra £250 per car to do! You have managed to get us 2 x BMW 7-Series 730's for just £400/month each! How amazing is that! These are £45,000+ cars, and I am paying rentals that are more usually associated with a 3-Series, or a baby Lexus.
My sales managers have promised to double their efforts if I got them top-spec new cars, and they are unlikely to drive better cars than these, in all their careers. The price was FANTASTIC, delivery was spot on, your paperwork and efficiency was immaculate, your communication immediate and no false claims! I tell you what, you rival Alan Sugar for brilliance, never mind The Apprentice! I wish you all the success in the world, and I have saved my coup-de-grace for last; I have ordered 2 more 7-Series from you for my fleet! Why BMW dealers cannot match your speed, efficiency and costs, I just don't know... all I know is that I saved my company 4 x £250/month over 26 payments, that's £26,000 by using you! Do I care you don't have a posh dealership, corporate loo-roll and a corporate cafe? No! I am sending you a CRATE of Champagne. Stand by to get VERY drunk."
Ged Cain
Dragon Marketing
Gateshead
NE11 1RE
Editor Note:
Gerrard, whooo,hooo! You are such a sweetie, AND you let me take 7-Series for a spin... very smooth but a bit big for little me. As you are local customer, thanks for posing for photo with me. I will get very pissed on Champagne on June 1st - my birthday! Please note, I had a very limited supply of these 7-Series and at time of me writing this, price has risen to £429/mth +VAT. Thanks -
Ling
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Mark says... "Hi Ling,
Just to let you know that my new car arrived today at 8.00am (SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon - Ling) - great! I didn't have to wait in all day. I also wanted to thank you for providing an easy to follow, efficient and friendly service and I definitely will be recommending you to my friends and family."
Mark Beattie
6 Wasdale Grove
Stockton on Tees
TS19 0PP
Editor Note:
Mark, SAAB is VERY nice car, I had one myself for 6 months. And the Sportwagon is like fast estate car! Lots of room for noodles in boot, heh. Be careful in Stockton, it is damn rough and polluted place, like Shenzen. Make sure you keep nice new SAAB in a garage! -
Ling
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Julie says... "You were the most competitive price we could find and we got loads of quotes! The delivery was smooth and the dealership staff friendly. Your follow-up is a good idea, and the sweets were a really individual touch!"
Julie Clarke
14 Chalfont Way Meadowfield
Durham
DH7 8UP
Editor Note:
Julie, thanks for nice letter, and thanks for saying I was cheapest. But that is only icing on cake! I hope my service was the best, too. You have rented Picasso and this is most popular MPV car in UK and very good choice. Very cheap, too! Enjoy sweets. -
Ling
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James says... "After 15 years of company cars, I was dreading getting my own when the company I am with stopped its car scheme. However, Ling made getting my own car so painless - I can't believe anyone can be so efficient! Thank goodness the service ethic still exists in the UK! Also, a big thanks to Alan at the dealer, spot on service and delivery. See you in two years, Ling!"
James Wright
57 Ramsden Road
Rotherham
S60 2QN
Editor Note:
Lovely letter, thanks James! My Citroen dealer is (usually) the best in the country. Thanks also for comments about my efficiency, most "large" leasing companies still don't gettit. Is it rocket-science to figure out why my cars are cheaper? The same reason that Ryanair are cheaper. Hmmm. Maybe they are job creation schemes, some of these other companies? But then who wants to simply subsidise other companies employees??? Have a good couple of years in your new Picasso, James!- -
Ling
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Chris says... "I have had excellent service from Ling - very prompt decision - much better lease rates than competitors - very prompt delivery - and very nice to deal with!"
Chris Dixon
DC Copiers Service PO Box 1020 Navenby
Lincoln
LN5 0WZ
Editor Note:
Chris! Woah! You had Mini Cooper from me, very nice small car I think! Maybe when I am forced to buy larger office in a few years, I can get discount on photocopier? Enjoy car! -
Ling
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John says... "Hi Ling, fantastic!!!! I've regained my youth. Many thanks for all your efforts. Cheers"
John Reynolds
42 Ashcombe Gardens
Weston Super Mare
BS23 2XD
Editor Note:
John, as matter of public information I should say that you are so happy because a) You have new Mazda RX-8 delivered, b) You are 93 years old, c) Mazda RX-8 works better than Viagra - REALLY! ...Enjoy car, I hope you manage to make all 23 payments before you are exhausting yourself/pegging it. -
Ling
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Peter says... "I was very impressed with the whole service. I chose the make and model I wanted and also the contract length from Ling. I then researched the rest of the market to see if I could get a better price. But nothing anywhere came close. Our firm have now had 4 different vehicles from Ling, and so far, so good!"
Peter Bennett
Director IFA Ltd Fairway House 127 Walton Rd
East Molesey
KT8 0DT
Editor Note:
In case anyone reading this is wondering, you have had a mixture of Astras, Grand Vitara and recently new model MX-5 from me!! Thanks for letter, Tom. I am quite glad that you are honest enough to say you research rest of the market. Customers doing this means I stay on my toes, and I soon know if I am not the cheapest! It is free market research to me :). I hope your company grows very big and even more profitable, I would love to supply a large fleet of cars to you! Talk to you for the next one, eh? -
Ling
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Satnam says... "Dear Ling,
We were very pleased with your service. You made me feel like it was a relative lending us a van! A pleasure doing business with you. Manners 10/10. You are a great asset to LINGsCARS.com. Your supplying dealer was well mannered and efficient. You both make a good team. Keep up the good work, we will recommend you."
Satnam Singh
Spad Builders Ltd 31 Vicarage Park Plumstead
London
SE18 7SU
Editor Note:
Satnam! No wonder I am an asset to my company, I AM my company! As you are builder, I was toying with doubling price at last minute, delivering only half the van, and leaving big mess in your front garden, hehehe. But I didn't, because you are so nice as a customer. Enjoy Vauxhall Vivaro Van! -
Ling
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Kevin says... "Hi Ling, service was excellent; you knock spots off the larger leasing companies like 'Apple' as you provide a much more personal and caring service which is efficient and hassle free! The car is superb - a good choice and a cracking deal. I will definitely come back to you at the end of the hire period - for a Porsche Boxster maybe - see what you can do? I have already started recommending you to others. On the small downside - the car has no mats - an opportunity for you, and a bit disappointing for me."
Kevin Young
110 Birkdale
Whitley Bay
NE25 9LZ
Editor Note:
Kevin, hmmm, always glad to knock spots off anyone! I have told Apple I will publish this, so I hope they do not kick off. Mats; well, I tell dealer to remove any extra rubbish to keep costs down. Mats are £5 at Halfords, better than £50 from dealer, huh? I email you next time I have Porsche deal! -
Ling
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says... "Ling's Cars were 100% for our Company. We had to do everything she said as we discovered the missile was pointing our way. We will have to get our next car from Ling just so we get the freebie Jinsitang sweets!! A great 'little' company to deal with and highly recommended."
R E Gray
Director Netring Ltd
Newcastle Emlyn
SA38 9JT
Editor Note:
Missile points towards George Bush in USA, but if it veered off course it may come down in Wales. Hope the sheep are prepared for impact! Enjoy Focus, Rob! -
Ling
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John says... "The Ford Focus 1.4 shudders at 110mph. However it is better when you accelerate through it! Only joking. The car was presented nicely and performs well - giving good mpg."
John Taggart
G5 Graphics 6 St Lukes Business Estate
Glasgow
G5 0TS
Editor Note:
You'll MURD'R the car at 110mph, John, MURD'R it! Hehehe, fancy having Taggart name in Glasgow! Glad Focus goes so well. Hope cold Scottish winter ends soon. -
Ling
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Richard says... "Ling offered the best value deal available. Efficient communication, level of service and care. Excellent, will definitely use Ling again for our fleet."
Richard Barry
Director Airisq Ltd 36 Hillydeal Road Otford
Sevenoaks
TN14 5RU
Editor Note:
Richard, it helps that you had a VW Passat, as my VW dealer is very efficient. Thanks for being such a sweet customer! -
Ling
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Wac, I am not surprised you think new Honda CRV with brand new diesel engine is nice... it seems to be the best engine in it's class. Enjoy CRV! -
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"Hi Ling, just to let you know that my new Renault Clio arrived this morning. Am well pleased with both it and your service" 
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"I have had excellent service from Ling - very prompt decision - much better lease rates than competitors - very prompt delivery - and very nice to deal with!" 
