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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
CUSTOMER LETTERS
1532 LETTERS! More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling
Ian says... Ling, not only are you funny, intelligent and beautiful (WAH!!!! YOU ARE ON DRUGS! - Ling); do I get discount next time? (NO - Ling) ...but you also supply extremely cheap new cars. What more could a man ask for? Your husband is one lucky guy.
If you are reading this and ummming or errring whether or not to go ahead and rent a new car from Ling, then errr and ummm no longer and just do it. You will not be disappointed. Just one word of advice though - Ling possesses a nuclear missile and will know where you live. I now live in permanent fear and get scared when I hear a plane in the garden.
Delivery of my Citroen C2 was good - very friendly and helpful. Now, where's my free lunch???
Ian White
47 Bay Road
Bracknell
RG12 2NS
Editor Note:
Ahem, if I fired my missile at you, you would not hear it coming, Ian! Hehehe. You are quite mad as everyone can see from your letter. Free lunch is in the post. Also, if you think I am beautiful, free spectacles are in post, too. See below:
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Ling
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Andrew says... The whole process went perfectly from start to finish, we couldn't have asked for better service! Ling's customer service is impeccable and she deserves praise. Good, prompt delivery and friendly service. Our new car is perfect and just what we wanted. Thanks very much.
Andrew Taylor
11 Nursery Close Chipping Campden
Mickleton
GL55 6TX
Editor Note:
Wah! Another IT manager. Andrew, this is spooky, as my friend who runs my web server has the same name, the same girlfriend name and is also an IT Manager. How weird is that? You had the cheapest Zafira in the UK, I hope you are dead happy with it. Thanks for being a perfect customer ...and once again I am honoured to have the praise from an Information Technology professional. -
Ling
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Catriona says... In a sea of anonymous car leasing firms offering car deals which don't actually exist, Ling is a breath of fresh air.
The service is personable, efficient and a little bit cheeky. Best of all though, a good deal cheaper than her competitors. All my queries and paperwork were dealt with super-fast, and I got my car within about 3 weeks. I will definitely come back to Ling for my next car.
Catriona Bright
8 Hadleigh Green Lostock
Bolton
BL6 4EB
Editor Note:
Catriona, you are Director of a building survey company, and I always pay close attention to the views of people who run companies. Thanks for the kind comments, I am glad you were happy with my service (cheeky and all!). I must say there was a little confusion on delivery from the dealer, but you got the car as soon as they sorted themselves out with very little delay. See you in 2 years!
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Ling
Customer Letter:
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Jake says... Ling, I really enjoyed watching you on Dragons' Den and it opened my mind to car leasing. Then, I had a browse on your hilarious website and chose a SAAB 9-5 Estate for just £280 per month over 2-years.
It took about 4 weeks from my expression of interest to receiving my SAAB. The delivery was excellent, friendly, courteous and informative about my new car. You kept me posted all the way along and guided me away from any potential pitfalls. Very easy, very fun and I will be very much back again!
Jake Surman
Address Withheld
Huddersfield
HD8 ***
Editor Note:
Wow, these SAABs are big luxury cars and they were so cheap! You snapped up a bargain, Jake. So pleased you were happy with my service, I spend a lot of time making sure customers are happy. You are Managing Director of a renewable energy company - I look forward to seeing a picture of your SAAB with a solar panel and a windsurf sail strapped to the roof. Go and drive your SAAB, see you in 2-years! -
Ling
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Simon says... Great company to deal with. Nothing is a trouble. Excellent person (Ling) and excellent service. The car... I think it was a new Mazda MX-5... I have not seen it at all since my father took it out for a spin. I am sure he has fallen in love again! Good job he left me the keys for the Ford Focus or I would have been back on the bus. The Mazda was delivered on time, to the right address. Excellent!
Simon Minto
Digiset Ltd William Street Felling
Gateshead
NE10 0JP
Editor Note:
Simon, hehehe, your dad is quite sensible to swap his Focus for a Mazda MX5! Just make sure your mum does not see him getting all the admiring glances from the girls :) Nothing wrong with being on the bus - I am often on my own London bus! You are very good repeating customers, as we write this I am sorting out another car for your dad. -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Andrew says... Ling,
I just want to say KEEP STICKING IT UP THE BIG MANUFACTURERS. You were OVER £100 per MONTH CHEAPER(my red ink - Ling) than the main Honda dealer on my new Honda FR-V (which is a great car!). Your service is second to none. Your own Honda supplier delivered my car on time, excellent. I will recommend you to everyone I know. Thanks for your great service. Talk to you in two years."
P.S. I have just driven the M62 near Huddersfield and spotted your subtle advertising in the form of your infamous rocket launcher, keep up the good work!
Andrew Townend
37A Prospect Road Lonewood
Huddersfield
HD3 4DY
Editor Note:
Hahaha. Yes. I am MUCH cheaper than Honda dealers. You have saved £2,600 by getting your new car from me, instead of from a Honda dealer. It is overhead question, how do you think they manage to run the very posh garages and pay all the staff? This applies to ALL makes, by the way, the dealers are fixated by posh showrooms and coffee machines. Customers pay for all that rubbish and they pay for the expensive cars the staff swan around in. Obvious, really. Thanks for the delivery comment, I will pass it on to my tame Honda supplier who supplies cars at cost price to me.
And for everyone else reading this, here is a picture of my Missile Truck out on the windswept moor on the M62. Great, eh? Hope everyone appreciates how much I spend on advertising, compared to dealers. After 4 years at 25% depreciation, this truck will have cost NOTHING, so no cost to pass on to customers. Same with my bus. Clever? - Ling
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Joanne says... "Ling was helpful, efficient and very through. She made the process very simple and kept me informed every step of the way. Unfortunately the Mazda 5 arrived with a scratch."
Joanne Harper
40 Deepmore Close Alrewas
Burton on Trent
DE13 7AY
Editor Note:
Hmmm, well, I must say occasionally this (the scratch) happens. It is not pleasant but it always gets fixed. Your car was checked on delivery by your husband who missed the scratch... I asked you to beat him up for me for not seeing it, and I subsequently offered to pay for the Dent Devil man to sort it out FOC. You were kind enough to send me a photo of your husband after you had finished educating him:
Subsequently, I have written a full guide to checking cars on delivery and a copy goes out with all finance documents to help customers. But this scratch is a very rare event, as dealers are usually more careful and they know I will terminate them if it happens more than once. Enjoy the MX5, get the top down and the sun cream on and enjoy yourself, you deserve it, Joanne! -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Quentin says... "A great, easy (and fun) to use service! It's good to have a name/face to deal with from start to finish and not feel as if you are just a number. Punctual and polite delivery. But best of all... cheap cars!! Thanks, Ling. "
Quentin Hardie
Jack Morton Worldwide Ltd 16-18 Acton Park Estate Acton
London
W3 7QE
Editor Note:
Quentin, you were such a funny onion, really great to deal with. I still don't know what you or your company Jack Morton Worldwide does, "Experiential Marketing" - hmmmmm. Maybe one day I will learn, but it sounds cool. Glad you like MY marketing! Best of all you have a brand new - cheap - Zafira to do it in :) -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Rebecca says... "Hi Ling,
I just wanted to say my MX5 arrived last Tuesday as promised (I'm sure you would have known sooner if it hadn't).
I've got to say I love my new MX-5, had my lid off a few times already and they say we are going to have a great summer - "bring it on!". I wanted to say thank you for an all round great service. Having never leased before I was a little wary but your response to my questions reassured me and the information on your website was a huge help. I cannot fault any part of the process...
1. You couldn't be beaten on price.
2. You responded to every email I sent within minutes - I even sent emails at 7am and 9pm and yet you still responded - what are you... superwoman? (no, just a bit of a saddo workaholic - Ling) 3. The whole process took approx 3-weeks from initial enquiry to receiving the car.
4. And to complete the service, a really friendly gentleman delivered my car just when you promised.
If anyone is thinking of leasing, I would recommend Ling 100%. Thanks again"
Editor Note:
Rebecca, for security I have no problem at all in withholding your full address. Thanks for the lovely letter! It all went so smoothly partly because you were so efficient with your own communication and paperwork! You got the cheapest MX5 in the country! Well done for acting so quickly and confidently -
Ling
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Patricia says... "Ling Valentine is the best!
She does exactly what she says on her tin ...oooops! I mean her website! Get a car from Ling and DRIVE HAPPY! Many, many thanks."
Patricia Brown
Heath Farm Whites Lane Weston
Crewe
CW2 5NN
Editor Note:
Oh, you make me blush, Pat. On my tin, it says: "MADE IN CHINA" hehehe. I just try my best and do not have the typical motor-trade hangups of trying to extract every penny - just give you what you want. Thanks for comments, have a fantatic zoooomy time in your new shape Hyundai Coupe, enjoy all the leather etc -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Leigh says... "I really enjoyed the buying experience provided by LINGsCARS. Especially the webchat, which has a nice personal touch with quick response. I couldn't wait for a delivery date so I collected the Zafira myself, which again was a totally satisfactory experience. I would definitely recommend Ling to friends and family."
Leigh Cleaver
4 Hammond Green
Wellesbourne
CV35 9EY
Editor Note:
As a director of a management consultancy, I particularly appreciate your comments, Leigh. It is the views of professionals like yourself that I use to fine tune my service, so I am so pleased when you seem completely happy. Have a great time in your new Zafira! -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Paul says... "Thanks very much for the car, it's great! As this was my first time leasing a car (!!) I was very wary and a few people thought I was mad. But there was no need to panic, the MX5 arrived on time as promised and everyone, including myself, is very impressed. Keep up the good work. Hope you get more MX-5s before my lease runs out."
Paul Henderson
20 Redvers Grove Plympton
Plymouth
PL7 1HU
Editor Note:
You are an Engineer, Paul... so you appreciate the quality of the design of the MX-5. A shame Mazda UK have to be so nasty to me. Never mind, I still manage to supply and all my customers are very happy, as you show. I am sure Mazda will see sense, one day, and stop persecuting me :) There is one particular dealer who hates me for "stealing" their customers, they think everyone should pay full price, through the nose and they insist Mazda UK twist the knife into me. Thanks for being a great customer -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Kevin says... "Great service offered from an extraordinary woman. Will definitely use Ling again when the current car is due for return. Excellent delivery, great service, no problems."
Kevin Cranham
45A Balls Green Withyham
Hartfield
TN7 4BU
Editor Note:
Wow, what an endorsement. Yet another Zafira customer enjoying the cheapest priced new Zafiras in the world. Kevin, thanks for being so lovely to talk to, it makes me so happy to have professionals like you giving me praise :) -
Ling
Customer Letter:
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Robb says... "Excellent service from start to finish. The "Bang Bang Wah" (Chinese yak-meat snack, delicious - Ling) proved a talking point for weeks! If you are looking for a new vehicle, look no further than one from Ling. Great prices, great service. She makes you feel like one of the family. Excellent delivery, absolutely outstanding service!"
Robb Jenkins
16 Denbigh Street Henllan
Denbigh
LL16 5AR
Editor Note:
Hehehe, even to ethnic customers in Wales, Robb! You are complete web-savvy retired gent :), I make you sound old - you are not! Have fun in your new A-Class which was cheaper than many boring-brand cars -
Ling
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Patricia says... "Great prices from Ling - unable to find better deals anywhere on the web! It was a very refreshing personal service from Ling, no call centres! Highly recommended. Very good delivery, my Vauxhall Astra even turned up early!"
Editor Note:
My Astra 1.8 SRi's have been so cheap and so popular! Great to deal with you Tricia, thanks for being so lovely to talk to. Enjoy the bloody Vauxhall! -
Ling
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Stephen says... "Excellent friendly and efficient service. Very helpful, brilliant prices. Definitely use Ling again when our Nissan Navara lease is due for renewal, I have already recommended Ling to friends. Thanks for the Navara."
Stephen Poole
Network Solutions 7 Baptist Close Abbeymead
Gloucester
GL4 5GD
Editor Note:
Yow! Yet another IT professional! I am so pleased my website and service attracts so many IT experts :) Thanks Stephen, you were such a fun customer. Speak soon! -
Ling
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Ann says... "Totally seamless and friendly service, I was kept informed throughout by email. I would recommend LINGsCARS.com without any reservation - delivery was slick and prompt and the driver was very helpful explaining about all my new gizmos. My Mercedes A-Class arrived immaculately and very promptly. Thoroughly recommended!!"
Ann Stamp
Callaway Cottage Warleggan
Bodmin
PL30 4HD
Editor Note:
Hmmm, ANOTHER Internet professional! You are a Director of an Internet Credit Agency, Ann, so I put a big "+" sign next to any recommendation from you :). Plus, how amazing that the delivery was exactly on time, considering you live in the middle of nowhere! Thanks again, enjoy the baby Benz car -
Ling
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Nigel says... "Hi Ling, We would like to say a very big thank you for your help and assistance in leasing our Vauxhall Astra SRi. This was the first time leasing a car and your help and advice was invaluable throughout! Your friendly and professional service was exceptional, as was your relentless sense of humour.
When we originally embarked on leasing a car we trawled the Internet for the best price, and we came across LINGsCARS.com, run by a crazy Chinese lady (!) with an interest in nuclear missiles. However, I'm glad we did, as we found not only the best price on the car we were looking for, but also a personal service which was second to none. Ling responded to all our emails almost immediately, giving advice where needed and always signing off with the obligatory Chinese humour.
All in all we were fully informed throughout and the car was delivered politely and excellently on the set date. I would highly recommend LINGsCARS.com to anybody.
Ling - don't lose the sense of humour and keep up the good work :)"
Nigel Allen
17 Wadsworth Road Stapleford
Nottingham
NG9 8AZ
Editor Note:
Nigel, you are a web project manager at Rolls Royce! I think that is the aero-engine, not the car company. It really pleases me that my website and service is appreciated by someone in your position at a company that makes excellence its trademark. Thanks for the letter! Since you had your car, I have had several more applications for cars with "@rolls-royce" in the email address! Enjoy the bloody fast (and cheap) Astra -
Ling
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Alison says... "Dear Ling
I have used PCH for several years. I would recommend you to anyone. You delivered the right model and colour on the day I requested, all done by a very pleasant man. Excellent. You answered all my emails promptly. There were no hidden charges. I am pleased with my choice of family car and only hope the collection company provide the same high standard of service in a couple of years. Thank you very much - even for the free number plate for my trailer!"
Alison Knapp
14 The Spinney
Tonbridge
TN9 2QQ
Editor Note:
Alison, I must say I am surprised that as a centre manager for Dyslexia Action, I have not had to correct your hand-written letter at all. Well done :) On serious note, the Zafiras have been so popular lately - and so cheap! I have delivered dozens!!! Very good cars, eh? -
Ling
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Kairen says... "From start to finish, the experience was professional and fun! I felt that I received personal service (you did - Ling) and was given all the information I required to make the best choice for me. Many thanks."
Kairen Stammers
7 Coes Green Chattenden
Rochester
ME3 8PY
Editor Note:
Well, you were wonderful customer, Kairen. So nice to deal with. Nissan Note is a very cheap and fun car at these prices, hope I saved you a fortune! -
Ling
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Jane says... "Ling, I cannot fault the service.
You should be proud of what you do! My Mitsubishi L200 is just fabulous. Every time I emailed I received a response in minutes. You even put up with me changing my mind a couple of times.
YOU ROCK!!! See you in two years."
Jane Crudace
16 Melrose Ave Seaton Delavel
Whitley Bay
NE25 0JR
Editor Note:
Hahaha, Jane, it is OK to change your mind! You are woman :). As long as it is before I have ordered the car. I hear you have been parading the L200 up and down the seafront at Whitley Bay, that is cool. Enjoy it, thanks for sweet comments and please wave to all my Chinese friends cockle-picking on the beach -
Ling
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Jonathan says... "Great price, great communication, great car. Ling comes highly recommended, I will definitely be getting my next car from her. Fast delivery, very professional service."
Editor Note:
Jonathan, we are so similar. When I looked at your business, I saw you simply provide a good, honest, simple service - that works. Anyone in North Yorkshire with computer problems should call you, you will be there in new, fast Skoda Fabia VRS in about 25 seconds! -
Ling
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Adam says... "Good service, great price and an excellent car. Nice to deal with someone like Ling! Good delivery (to my work). Many thanks. (Ling please don't print my address on the website)."
Adam Nabozny
****** (withheld)
Leeds
Editor Note:
Ah, you see! You (the bloody reader) immediately think that Adam must be a plumber due to Polish name. You are wrong! He is a high-flying lawyer and does not want all major-league criminals to see his address (or his boss to see he mends central heating on the side). He rents a Citroen C4 because he cannot get plumbing and heating Transit van in Leeds multistorey car park, outsie the Crown Court. Pay attention everyone, if you want address withheld, no problem, just tell me. Hope you don't sue me, Adam, hehehe -
Ling
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Derek says... "Always a pleasure to deal with a company that provides the personal touch. Cheap and cheerful with great personal service. Fiesta was perfectly presented and on time. Excellent!
That's Ling!"
Derek Jones (Managing Director)
Castle Garage Ltd Broad Street
Llandovery
SA20 0AA
Editor Note:
Whoa, Derek, you are a very long time customer and you have taken so many cars from me for your car bodyshop and courtesy cars for your ethnic, minority people garage (in Wales). So nice to still deal with some people in the car trade, glad you appreciate the service. Ddiolch iawn lawer! -
Ling
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Colin says... "A painless, quick deal with excellent communications from start to finish. All aspects were carried out with 100% efficiency, even down to the delivery driver.
I note your comments on Mazda withdrawing their support and suggest they contact your customers to find out why so many people prefer to deal with you direct (I doubt if I would be driving the MX-5 if I was not aware of your web site).
The car was delivered excellently, the delivery driver was super friendly - explaining everything."
Colin Smith
84 Oakefields Burnopfield
Newcastle
NE16 6PQ
Editor Note:
Colin, so ironic you talk about Mazda, as it was your own damn idiot local dealer called Hodgsons Mazda who complained to Mazda UK to get me blacklisted on their illegal and restrictive cartel supply system. It is ironic because you will probably take your car to them for parts and service... so they will profit from me supplying you a Mazda! They are quite stupid, eh? The more Mazdas around, the better for them, they should be pleased with me - not upset :) Thanks for your support -
Ling
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Editor Note:
Ahem, if I fired my missile at you, you would not hear it coming, Ian! Hehehe. You are quite mad as everyone can see from your letter. Free lunch is in the post. Also, if you think I am beautiful, free spectacles are in post, too. See below:
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Subsequently, I have written a full guide to checking cars on delivery and a copy goes out with all finance documents to help customers. But this scratch is a very rare event, as dealers are usually more careful and they know I will terminate them if it happens more than once. Enjoy the MX5, get the top down and the sun cream on and enjoy yourself, you deserve it, Joanne! -
Ling
