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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
CUSTOMER LETTERS
1532 LETTERS! More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling
Harry says... Ling was recommended by a colleague who had great service over the past 5 years. Efficiency and personal service was to the forefront on all contact situations.
Harry Grace
408 Lobley Hill
Gateshead
NE11 0BS
Editor Note:
Wow! My nephew (from China) goes to school on the same road as your house! Small world, eh, Harry! Maybe see your Mini Cooper around -
Ling
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Angela says...
Cool site, no hidden nasty prices. Great way of doing business, thanks!
Angela George
15 Rowan Road Shoal Hill
Cannock
WS11 1JJ
Editor Note:
Cool is good. I like to be cool. Bloody British weather suits me. Thanks for note! -
Ling
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Jack says... Dear Ling,
I still simply cannot believe how I got my BMW 118 so cheaply from your website. Incidentally, your BMW dealer provided excellent service, too. They were unbureaucratic and provided a friendly service.
I have already recommended your service to friends (but do I get commission too?).
p.s. The keyring broke in the post!
Jack Knight
Flat 22 8 Colosseum Terrace
London
NW1 4EB
Editor Note:
Jack, I choose dealers very carefully. Glad you are pleased. Maybe some small commission in form of gift, my margins so tight or else you wouldn't get such a cheap BMW! Wah! Keyring is small thing, British Iron Ricebowl Post Office might make profit, but they too heavy handed with my keyrings. I send you new one AND free lunch!- Ling
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Ling
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Ben says...
What a great website and a brilliant way of doing business! A relative just got a car (and a FANTASTIC teeshirt) from you... thanks! Please send me a Ling keyring.
Ben Hodgson
20 Baldslow Down
St Leonards on Sea
TN37 7NH
Editor Note:
Ben, I send you keyring AND some tea from Chengdu my home city (for nice comments). Enjoy it. You too can have teeshirt, just play quiz - and win! -
Ling
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Chris says...
Highly entertaining and informative website, just what everyone should strive to make their marketing like. This is the place where my next order will be placed.
Chris Hogan
254 Pickering Rd
Hull
HU4 7AB
Editor Note:
Chris, my idea is that I make my website reflect what I would want to see! Glad you like it -
Ling
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Chris says... Ling, I could not fault your service. It was fast, efficient and you did exactly what you said you would do. I will be in touch again in 2 years (when my contract ends)! Your BMW dealer gave excellent service. Many thanks for all your help.
Chris Lockwood
5 Clarence Rd
St Albans
AL1 4NH
Editor Note:
Wow! So nice to have another happy customer, and I point out again that my BMW dealer is best in UK. Probably best BMW dealer in world. They are treating my customers like royalty (but then I sell over 25 extra BMWs and Minis every month for them. Some other BMW dealers struggle to sell this many cars in total per month). I enable dealer to move lots of BMW cars at low prices. BMW themselves would be unhappy if dealer distressed BMW dealer market selling retail new cars at these prices under own name, and all costs saved are passed to my customers - YOU! Hope you understand how I save money for customer now. Enjoy your BMW X3, Chris -
Ling
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John says...
This is easily the most enjoyable car website I have seen - looking for a car is a tedious task usually - but you have made it quite fun! Well done!
John Mark
115 The Highway
Harwarden
CH5 3DL
Editor Note:
Thanks! -
Ling
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David says... Dear Ling,
I'm very happy with my new car. I think that £200 +VAT is a reasonable price to pay per month, to lease a £20,000 car. My Shogun arrived on time, and I got the colour and model I wanted. It was quite easy to set up the deal. I hope we can do business in another two years!
David Grant
15 William Close Mosborough
Sheffield
S20 5DP
Editor Note:
David, the monthly rentals I sell are way below the true value of the cars. I'm pleased you figure out this is the most cost effective way to run a new car. Enjoy Shogun! -
Ling
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Daniel says...
Very funny site, however I am a bit tipsy at the minute, so even the cat is funny
Daniel Richards
45 Ruberyfield Close
Birmingham
B45 9WD
Editor Note:
No.1 letter! -
Ling
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Lisa says... Ling tries to appear nice by offering cheap cars, a funny website and free dinners. In truth she must be a very tough businesswoman, if not a ruthless criminal (Aiya!!! You find out below, I am also Paramedic - Ling!).
How else could she get me such a cheap car with so little fuss? I am now so frightened of Ling that I 'recommend' her to all my friends and will be forced to get all my cars from her in the future!
If I may dare just add this, my car was delayed but I was kept informed at all times.
Lisa Norman
Address witheld
Worksop
S81 ***
Editor Note:
Whoa! Why Renault Scenic delayed? I find out and post here soon! Now I have answer from very good Renault dealer... because Renault recalled this batch of cars due to technical block. So delay may saved your life, Lisa, as Renault always ensures safety top priority. You should be pleased! Fast delivery no good if customer dead. This common sense as who would pay direct debit, eh? Please do not thank me to save your life, this all part of Ling service! Thank you for letter with English humour. I normally do jokes here, but I allow you this chance, because car delayed -
Ling
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Simon says...
Fantastic... not the usual boring crap... and good prices, too.
Simon Grimley
Rosebank Finger Post Lane Norley
Frodsham
WA6 8LA
Editor Note:
Hehehe, I do not run usual boring crap company, Simon. Thanks -
Ling
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Nick says...
I haven't laughed at a business site before - well done!
Nick Barnes
BCN Telecomms Federation House 383 Garretts Green Lane
Garretts Green
B33 0UB
I thought your service was good. It was fast and efficient. The literature is good and entertaining.
We are happy with the Renault Scenic and currently looking to lease two more cars. If you have the right cars at the right price again, I will use LINGsCARS.com again, no questions.
Stuart McBride
Impact Security Solutions Moor House 246 Longmoor Lane
Liverpool
L9 0EP
Editor Note:
So pleased, Stuart. Customer happy; that's the thing! This job NOT about making dealer happy! Trust YOUR dealer delivered car clean (unlike Brindley Honda), as you told me they were good and efficient too! Price list on the way -
Ling
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Rob says...
Your site has entertained me for over an hour! Thank you. I am hungry now. Please send noodles. I can't eat keyring!
Rob
5 Fairfax Road
Middleton St George
DL2 1HF
Editor Note:
Rob, real test is; will you order car? Let's wait and see! If you are really that bored you spend 1 hour on site, maybe you volunteer to be car washer at Brindley Honda? They need one. Noodles on way -
Ling
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Bryan says... I was very pleased with the simple and easy way this lease was dealt with. Plus, the Renault dealer gave a very good professional service. No hassle, and very pleased. Thank you Ling.
Bryan Wood
Fit Tech 4 Maidenhair Shiney Row
Houghton Le Spring
DH4 7TL
Editor Note:
Good. I am pleased too. Renault dealer (below) will have to do VERY good job to beat existing suppliers. Enjoy Clio, Bryan -
Ling
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Clive says... Ling
Thank you for the efficient and very professional manner in which you dealt with us. It is refreshing to deal with an organisation that does what they say they will do when they say they will do it! Your dealer was excellent.
We are driving the BMW now, when some of your competitors still have not even come back to us (from our first contact with them)!
Clive Sherer
West End Training Ltd Temple Court Cathederal Rd
Cardiff
CF11 9HA
Editor Note:
It is very kind of you to tell me I am efficient, Clive. How hard it is to convince people that size of company does not have anything to do with quality of service. Perhaps your letter will help me. Yes, my BMW dealer is the best in the UK, not up own backside like so many BMW dealers -
Ling
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Terry says... Never leased a car before, but it was so easy and so cheap! Whenever I want a car, your web site will now always be the first place I look. The service is so great and the ability to have a live web chat with Ling is invaluable.
Terry Pauley
15 Saville Close Rednall
Birmingham
B5 8EN
Editor Note:
Terry, thanks for letter. I am glad you also tell me delivery driver was efficient and polite. Enjoy Scenic -
Ling
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Paul says...
Excellent, website is also useful for stress-relief as it's very possible to spend an hour or so laughing at all the little jokes and so on. Also great fun for when my parner (from Chinese mainland - Dalian) is away, so I can remind myself of her Chinglish :) So sweet! Thanks for site!
Paul Rosen
5 Field House Drive
Oxford
OX2 7NT
Editor Note:
For those who not know, Dalian is in north of China; very cold in winter. Hope partner goes back in summer! Thanks for compliments Paul.- -
Ling
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John says...
Brilliant website, both informative and entertaining. I also believe it's truthful as you print both complaining and complimentary letters. Well done! When I next renew my vehicle, you are on my list!
John Everett
21 Heather Road Ensbury Park
Bournemouth
BH10 5EE
Editor Note:
Wah! Of course website truthful, John! I print all printable letters, let visitor make up own mind. You see your letter now? So it must be real, eh? Thanks for nice letter. Also I used to live in Bournemouth, I got my MSc at Bournemouth Poly (sorry, Uni) -
Ling
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Kevin says... To Lovely Ling Valentine (Hmmmm, - Ling),
Excellent service and so user friendly. Our new Renault Scenic is a brilliant car and at a fabulous price.
It was delivered on time with good pre-delivery inspection. The dealer was excellent. You are going to be stuck with the Richmans for life.
Kevin Richman
17 Leet Close Eastchurch
Sheerness
ME12 4EE
Editor Note:
Kevin, I know you will be happy with Scenic, I run one myself; very nice cars! Thanks for nice words -
Ling
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Susan says... "Just to say thanks for the efficient service you gave on the lease of the BMW 1-series. We have passed your name on to various other contacts."
Susan Hill
29 Langsett Rd South Oughtibridge
Sheffield
S35 0GY
Editor Note:
It's very easy to be efficient with the BMWs, Susan, because my dealer is the most efficient BMW dealer in the world! All thanks to him. -
Ling
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Andy says... Excellent service Ling! Super value prices Ling! Good choice of models Ling! Delivered vehicle on time Ling!
We will mention Ling to other small businesses in this area.
Andy and Cressy
Cressida's Secretarial Services Coral Cottage Silver Street, Besthorpe
Attleborough
NR17 2NY
Editor Note:
You two very good long term customers. Thank you so much. Enjoy Scenic, I run one too so I know you find it lovely -
Ling
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Richard says... Love the website and the prices - ordering a Shogun soon. Thanks Ling
Richard Kemp
Fisher Scales Unit 11, Station Rd
Attleborough
NR17 2RP
Editor Note:
Oh, maybe Cressida passed you on to me, Richard. Thanks for compliment! -
Ling
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Elaine says... I would have no hesitation in recommending or using LINGsCARS.com again. Ling handled all the relevant paperwork efficiently and professionally. Everything happened when she said it would, which is very refreshing! I got a great deal on my new VW Polo so my purse feels the benefit as well.
Elaine Hepple
1 Martin Court
Washington
NE38 0EP
Editor Note:
Wow, Elaine you so kind! I am so happy to have so many happy customers! -
Ling
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Steve says... This is my third year of working with Ling and the whole process is totally painless. Good cars, great prices, no hassle and a human being to talk to. Keep up the excellent service - we need people like you. I would also give your supplying dealer an "excellent" score.
Steve Atherton
Arbour Associates 1 Windy Arbour
Kenilworth
CV8 2AT
Editor Note:
Thanks, Steve. You need me, you got me! -
Ling
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Ling was recommended by a colleague who had great service over the past 5 years. Efficiency and personal service was to the forefront on all contact situations. 
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Wow! My nephew (from China) goes to school on the same road as your house! Small world, eh, Harry! Maybe see your Mini Cooper around -
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Dear Ling,
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I was very pleased with the simple and easy way this lease was dealt with. Plus, the Renault dealer gave a very good professional service. No hassle, and very pleased. Thank you Ling. 
