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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
CUSTOMER LETTERS
1532 LETTERS! More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling
Graham says... "Ling is fab. The personal touch is much better that dealing with faceless wonders in other companies - very reasonable too!!"
Graham Moir
My Home Stirling
Boness
EH51 9JG
Editor Note:
I am F-A-B because I am having Thunderbird Nuclear Missile Truck, hehehe. Note that my "personal touch" is down telephone and on web, not in person! Enjoy SAAB! -
Ling
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David says... "Dear Ling,
The Mazda 5 arrived on time. The car itself is fine, every bit as practical as I knew it was and a bit more fun to drive than I expected. Your service was excellent and I'm looking forward to contacting you again for a replacement in two years time. Meanwhile, I'll recommend you whenever I get an opportunity and I'll keep an eye on your website - keep up the good work."
David Vincent
Thorne Marketing Unit 20 Acorn Ind Park
Dartford
DA1 4AL
Editor Note:
David, thanks for nice letter! Mazda 5 is excellent car, becoming more and more popular. It is related to MX-5 and RX-8, so should have some sporty character. Bear in mind it will be slightly radioactive, being built in Hiroshima! -
Ling
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Fiona says... "When you call other leasing companies you get a different call centre person everytime, some of them know what they're doing, and some don't!
When you call Ling, you always speak to Ling herself. She always knows exactly what's going on, and is always very helpful and friendly. I wouldn't consider using another company. And she's got the best deals too!"
Fiona McGregor
28 East Stirling Street
Clackmannanshire
FK12 5HA
Editor Note:
Aha, you are in smallest county in Scotland, Fiona! I have so many Scottish customers! My Yorkshire superhusband says it is because Scottish people are nearly as tight as he is, and that they like low prices! Probably, he is right.
With regard to call-centre rubbish, you are exactly right. Why on earth they use these call-centres is beyond me? I think most other companies are quite inefficient, but that is just my opinion. Press 1 to agree, press 2 to disagree, press 3 to hold, press 4 to wait, press 5 to get told a story, press 6 to hold for another five minutes, press 7 to get through to wrong person, press 8 to get disconnected, press 9 to return to this message. Hehehehe. Or press 0191 440 4700 to get me, and to get a very cheap new car! Enjoy nice Nissan Almera, Fiona! -
Ling
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Mike says... "As an accountant who works for a 6-dealership car chain, I was simply amazed at Ling's prices on her website. There is no way that our dealer group could match them. When I spoke to her, I found out the secret to her low prices; efficiency and low overheads.
I live near Gateshead, and I was so impressed with what she told me that I asked if I could meet her and look at her books. Ling agreed. Most dealer groups need to make at least £1000 per car in order to cover costs, whereas Ling can do it for between £50-£100, sometimes less. And still make a profit. That is truly astounding. My mouth literally dropped open when I saw her turnover, all juggled by Ling on her own. Ling has slashed EVERY ounce of waste out of her business. She is truly the Ryanair of car salespeople!
Anyhow, I chose a BMW 320d Touring, and I was so impressed that I ordered a new Mini for my wife. I am an accountant and Ling managed to DOUBLE my car order! Looking back, that is amazing. This certainly is the cheapest way to run a new car, if you can guess your mileage and stick to it!"
Mike Dodsworth
Financial Director Constable Close
Ryton
NE40 3JT
Editor Note:
Phew, that is one hell of recommendation, thanks Mike! Glad you are happy with BMW and Mini, maybe you should buy one for your son, eh? -
Ling
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Stephen says... "Ling, just a short e-mail just to thank you for your superb help in organising our car. The Nissan X-Trail arrived this afternoon as arranged. Again, many thanks,"
Stephen Reid
14 Rouken Glen Road Giffnock
Glasgow
G46 7JL
Editor Note:
Stephen, just a short reply to tell you GOOD! I am pleased that you are happy. I am glad to deal with Scottish ethnic minority peoples -
Ling
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Christian says... "Dear Ling,
What a super star you are, as promised Mazda RX8 delivered bang on time, thank you for making our wedding anniversary weekend away that little bit more special. The dealership was very professional and delivery driver very informative. Anyone hesitating to use you must be mad; I shall certainly be recommending you to a lot more people. Keep up the super work, looking forward to dealing with you again in two years and once again a massive thank you from my wife and me for all your hard work."
Christian James
Stable Cottage Guiting Power
Cheltenham
GL54 5UD
Editor Note:
I am very pleased that your RX-8 delivery was possible before wedding weekend, I hope you have nice pictures of wedding day, in car! Bear in mind there are two small rear doors and two small rear seats, suitable for kids, hehe! I am also glad that you say people NOT using me are mad, usually customers tell me it is ME that is mad!! Enjoy RX-8 and marriage, Christian -
Ling
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Chief says... "Car arrived at 0750am on tuesday morning, all in order. Many thanks for your prompt attention to the order. Will wait until I have a day off before attempting strange mind altering Chinese sweets :-)"
Chief Inspector Paul Eddington
Northern Constabulary
Inverness
IV2 3SY
Editor Note:
Whoa! British Police SO MUCH nicer than Chinese Police! You were lovely to deal with Paul, glad you like the new (Panda? -hehehe) car. If I am ever speeding in Northern Scotland, I will use your name and give funny handshake in order to avoid ticket. Us ethinc minorities (Chinese, Scottish) should stick together! -
Ling
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David says... "Hi Ling,
You were brilliant to deal with, partly due to your adoption of new technology. You move with "Ling Speed".
The dealer by contrast was clumsy to deal with (WAH!!!! This was BMW dealer, glad I am better than them! - Ling) the paperwork and contracts had wrong name on them, very unprofessional (WAH!!!! I kick BMW dealer ass!! - Ling). Delivery was on time, the driver was informative and professional. The dealership staff left a bit to be desired - please tell BMW to get their act together (WAH!!!! BMW dealer let me down, this first time, if again then I move my business - Ling).
I have no hesitation in recommending you to many of my colleagues"
David Hoar
8 Markham Close
Aylesbury
HP19 7FA
Editor Note:
Well, it is nice to know this info so I can do something about it, maybe BMW dealer getting lazy? Glad I was OK, though. Enjoy BMW 118, David, if you need to use BMW warranty service, then use different dealer! -
Ling
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Patrick says... "Dear Ling,
Just a short note to say how delighted we are with our new Mazda RX-8. Dealing with you was not only easy and straight forward, but fun too, and we saved money too, so that can't be bad! The excellent dealer gave a very good delivery service. Keep up the good work!"
Patrick and Amanda Jolley
Ashby House Cock Road Morden
Little Maplestead
CO9 2SH
Editor Note:
Ooooh, I am jealous that you have RX8, Amanda, I borrowed one for a week; very smooth, very fast, very sexy car. Start collecting petrol station token points, you will win LOTS of things, driving an RX-8 -
Ling
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Steve says... "Always a pleasure, never a problem. Get a car from Ling. We need more "real" people like Ling in this world. The dealer pulled out all the stops when I needed the car."
Editor Note:
...and another Toyota Corolla Verso biteing the dust! Steve, you are excellent repeating customer, thanks for business! -
Ling
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Mike says... Thanks Ling, your service was top class and I am happy with my C Class Mercedes. Everything went as planned from when I first made contact to when the car was delivered, on time and from an excellent dealer. I will be back in 3 years time when my hire period expires.
Mike Fuwa
MF Construction Services Ltd 10 Cherrywood Lane
Morden
SM4 4HS
Editor Note:
Aha, it is always good to supply builders. I never know when I need one! I hope to buy land and build house on it, like "Grand Designs". So knowing such a nice builder will be a help. Enjoy Merc, Mike -
Ling
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Laurie says... As a service industry provider, it warms our hearts to see someone such as Ling. In our opinion she is second to none. Thanks you so much for the Mercedes-Benz, and we wish you every success for the future.
Laurie Betts
Abbacus Mortgage Solutions (UK) Ltd 2 Limes House Purfleet Street
Kings Lynn
PE30 1ER
Editor Note:
Whoa! Kings Lynn is dangerous place, take care, soon will be inundated by North Sea. I know this, I did my MSc in Coastal Erosion and Sea Level Rise. However, until then enjoy Merc, Laurie!! -
Ling
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Steven says... Thanks for all your help, Ling. Everything you said would happen, did, and on time! The excellent dealer was very helpful with the paperwork and delivery arrangements. I would have no hesitation recommending you to colleagues and clients.
Steven Braithwait
Braithwait and Company Dinnington
Sheffield
S25 2XL
Editor Note:
Oh, my husband is from Yorkshire which helps, as I can translate what you are saying to English, when you phone me, Steven. Enjoy BMW 320, that is same car as mine!!! Very nice, eh? -
Ling
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Paul says... Ling - When I first saw the website I was surprised to say the least. I thought "NO WAY" However, I compared prices, and took a chance. Ling does her job well, and gets deals!
Would I use her again? YES!
Would I recommend her? YES, I HAVE!
Paul Allen
17 Jason Road
Stourbridge
DY9 8XZ
Editor Note:
Glad you took the plunge into my website, Paul. So many websites never updated, not live and are very boring, eh? Not mine! Glad you like new Toyota Avensis, too! -
Ling
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Ann says... Thanks Ling, We are absolutely thrilled with our new Mercedes-Benz Sport Coupe. Your service and the delivery were excellent. We will certainly contact you aghain when we require any other vehicles. Kind regards,
Ann Harrison
Cortman Textiles Ltd 450 Carr Place Walton Summit Bamber Bridge
Preston
PR5 8AU
Editor Note:
I am looking forward to replacing rest of your fleet of (200?) vehicles, Ann! You and Peter were such nice customers. It is so pleasant to deal with North-West UK customers, you have very nice accents! Glad you like Sport Coupe -
Ling
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Jamie says... Ling is a refreshingly different contact for arranging car contract hire. I felt all along that I had the personal touch (OOOh-errr! Note I am not bloody Beijing Massagie - Ling) - and the Chinese Polo mints were nice, too. My Mazda RX-8 is a delight to drive, and at a great price, plus the delivery driver was a very knowledgeable and friendly chap. The dealer was excellent. So; many thanks and I look forward to dealing with Ling in the future.
Jamie Taylor
20 Britten Lodge Fair Acres
Bromley
BR2 9BT
Editor Note:
I have been told I am one of UK top-sellers of Mazda RX-8. I have sold 25 in last month! Wow. So glad you are happy with your car, Jamie; zoom, zoom, zoom down to local petrol station, they will become your best friend! -
Ling
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Ashley says... Thank you for giving me a wonderful service, everything was straight forward without complications. Delivery of my Fiat Panda was excellent. Keep sending the sweeties, and I will say more nice things!
Ashley Wilcox
AM+C Wilcox Ltd 33 Robin Hood Way Clifton
Brighouse
HD6 4LA
Editor Note:
You know Ashley, Pandas (animal) actually come from my hometown, Chengdu. So it always makes me smile to deliver same-name car. Even though car breaks down more often than animal. Good job animal is Chinese, not Italian -
Ling
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Aidan says... Dear Ling,
Thanks for sorting me out with my SAAB - you were really helpful, very straightforward and fun to deal with. Anyone who doesn't believe you're real or is scared of dealing with a website that is as entertainingly random as yours, is missing out. I've recommended you to everyone I know, and even to random people in the street.
Aidan Cook
Managing Director Sense Internet Ltd Devonshire House 38 York Place
Leeds
LS1 2ED
Editor Note:
WAH! Praise from Internet company is praise indeed! You have some big-name clients like Travel Inn, Link, Babycham etc. Thanks very much for saying such nice things about me and my site, I make your company name hyperlink -
Ling
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Richard says... Great Car, Great Price, Great Service, Delivered Quickly.
One note though; I wasn't sure about insurance. Who is owner, who is registered keeper?
Richard Goodison
67 Savery Street
Hull
HU9 3BE
Editor Note:
Wah!!! Yet ANOTHER Toyota Verso! Your question is often asked, but actually irrelevant. I do explain on website, but easily missed. As long as you insure car, it does not matter. But for record, you are neither registered keeper OR owner. You are simply renting car. Owner/keeper is finance company who buy car from dealer, then they rent it to you -
Ling
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Dave says... Hi Ling, just to say thanks for supplying my Toyota Verso. I've told quite a few friends about you and your unique style of business. You obviously work very hard to please your customers. Delivery very good, just what we expected.
Dave Greenwood
Dave Greenwood Ltd 1 School Cottage Front Street
Burnham Market
PE31 8EL
Editor Note:
ANOTHER Toyota Verso, these things taking over world. Very good cars, but almost invisible! I appreciate nice letter, Dave. -
Ling
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Richard says... Hi Ling, any chance of you generally organising my life for me because I'm sure that I'd sell more, spend less, sleep more, eat less etc? (Are you MAD????? - Ling) Seriously (Phew! - Ling), you have a great demeanour, which very importantly is backed by fantastic service. I will certainly be back. Dealer was crap! No customer service at all!
Richard Farnhill
Fast Staff UK 90 Hunsworth Lane
Cleckheaton
BD19 4EF
Editor Note:
Hmmm, this letter is curate's boiled egg! I rarely get complaints about this certain Citroen dealer. Sorry they were crap at Berlingo delivery. I need you to expand on the crapness, give me some clue. Usually they are very good. I will monitor them closely. Richard, you are quite mental. I am just about opposite to every point you write in your letter. I "spend more, sleep less, eat more", etc. The only nail you hit on head is "sell more". Thanks -
Ling
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Malcolm says... When I first heard of Ling, it was the "head on the body of a Dalek" that caught my attention (some people say I have similar personality to Dalek - Ling). After contacting her for a quote (for an unlisted car), I found the whole service and flow of communication to be clear and free of jargon. The Mazda 6 was delivered early and all aspects of operation explained - excellent! Where so many companies employ faceless people with personality bypasses, it is great do deal with a human being (I not often called THAT! - Ling). I will recommend Ling to anyone who is looking for a new car, without hesitation.
Malcolm McDonald
8 St Lawrence Boulevard Radcliffe on Trent
Nottingham
NG12 2DY
Editor Note:
You very bloody kind customer, Malcolm, you write very sweet letter. Nottingham very dangerous place, you should take care. Maybe I rent you Dalek body for protection on mean streets -
Ling
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Stephen says... Many thanks, Ling. The Toyota Verso was delivered on time and was everything I expected (I TELL you Verso is good car! - Ling). A personal service for a one car personal contract hire - prompt to respond to email and phone questions; excellent! The supplying dealer was very professional. Many thanks Ling.
Stephen Rose
1 Buckthorne Court East Ardsley
Wakefield
WF3 2DD
Editor Note:
Ah, my husband was born in Wakefield! I have visited many times. Another Corolla Verso! These becoming VERY popular cars, but still under radar -
Ling
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Peter says... LINGsCARS.com provided an excellent service, both in terms of cost and delivery of the Land Rover Freelander. I would not have a problem in recommending such a friendly, excellent service. The Freelander was delivered on time.
Peter Jarvis
Director Mustard Ink Ltd 4 St Ives Way Horeston Grange
Nuneaton
CV11 6FR
Editor Note:
I'm quite pleased to supply you a Land Rover, Peter, as you come from Land Rover country. So glad you chose me, glad I was cheaper and better than dealers -
Ling
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Richard says... Excellent service, with a smile and great wit, and the dealer for our Mercedes-Benz E220 was excellent, too. So far, we have had four (Wah! - Ling) cars from Ling and all have been very smooth and professional. If the Chinese are coming and they are all like Ling, we should all be very happy
Richard Lingard
Director Shotley Marina Ltd Shotley Gate
Ipswitch
IP9 1QJ
Editor Note:
Very nice letter, Richard, thanks! When I am rich and I want a posh boat, I will come to Shotley Marina; it will be my first port (heh) of call. Enjoy PanzerWagen-Benz! -
Ling
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