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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
CUSTOMER LETTERS
1532 LETTERS! More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling
Muhammed says... Very easy to deal with and fantastic service - all with a smile! Good website; we will come back for more cars soon! Great service from your BMW dealer. Excellent.
Muhammed Humzah (Dr)
P+D Surgery Cleeve Lodge 32 Midlefield Lane
Hagley
DV9 0PX
Editor Note:
Muhammed, it is with pleasure I supply another ethnic professional. Your writing up to professional standard, I cannot read it, hope I typed it right. Your choice of BMW 118 is damn good car -
Ling
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Ruth says... Ling, I was blown away with your "beyond the call of duty" service. Everything was handled efficiently, quickly and competitively. You delivered my Honda CRV when you said you would. The Honda dealer was excellent. I would definitely recommend and use you again!
Ruth Shearn
Managing Director RMS Marketing, Advertising and PR 38 Oxford Rd
Altrincham
WA14 2EB
Editor Note:
Ruth, thanks for letter, and thanks for flowers! I will ask you to do some PR for me. I like to give business back to customers, and all my printing, office supplies, insurance and now PR is handled by customers of mine -
Ling
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Bob says... The service I received was excellent, Ling made everything really easy, we would recommend her to others. We received a good all round service and enjoyed talking to her. The dealer was very efficient and the BMW 118 is a good car.
Bob Staines
S+S Precision Engineering Stephenson Industrial Estate
Washington
NE37 3HN
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Bob, you are fantastic repeat customer, and you are also local to me. It is shame I never need precisely engineered things, or I would give you business. Biggest thing I have that is engineered, is my Zil Nuclear Missile truck -
Ling
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Mike says... My new VW Passat is a great car, Ling. The dealer was excellent, all as promised. You were considerably cheaper than the next-best like for like deal I found. I have recommended you, and my wife's business partner called Tom Murphy has just ordered a SAAB from you. Thanks!
Mike Sheron
Sheron and Company 30 Station Road Maghull
Liverpool
L31 3DB
Editor Note:
Mike, thanks. I know VW Passat's are nice, everyone likes them! Thanks for referral, so many people begin to recommend friends. It's a shame my margins are so low, or else I could pay commission. A big THANK YOU!! -
Ling
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Edna says... Communication - the best! Every request/question was answered quickly and well.
Customer Service - the best! friendly, very!
Good Prices - compared more than favourably with other companies and all prices up front - great!
Dealer - friendly, efficient service, very happy!
Love the quirky site! Five stars from me!
Edna Luke
Company Director 92 Gledhow Park Avenue
Leeds
LS7 4JN
Editor Note:
Ed! Wah, what a nice letter! Hope you enjoy flashing around Leeds in new MX5! Maybe weather kind to you and you can get top down -
Ling
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Alan says... Ling's website is the best there is... it's brilliant and after visiting it, there is no way we could have ordered our car from anywhere else!
For the record, she also gave us the BEST PRICE for our new VW Passat. We must have tried over 30 companies. Very, very happy!!! :-)
Alan Young
Words & Wishes 52 Gateside Street
Hamilton
ML3 7JQ
Editor Note:
Hehehe, why try 30 other sites? Just read the letters on this page, that would have saved you so much time and trouble, Alan. Thanks for the sweet comments. Brand new VW Passat on way -
Ling
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Mark says... Well, everything was going well until I tried to digest the Chinese sweet (Red Tea boiled sweet, hehe - Ling) enclosed in your correspondence!! 'Interesting' is the only polite word I can use to describe it! (Red Tea sweet damn nice!!! You crunch! Typical English man always crunch! You should suck, not crunch! Enjoy, not choke!!! - Ling)
But seriously, the whole operation getting my Saab 9-3 from start to finish has been extremely simple and stress-free. And I should know as I own a motor retail outlet.
'So what's the catch?' I hear people cry. - Well to be honest there isn't one! Ling's approach is that of someone who really cares about her customers and their individual needs.
Over the years I have dealt with many contract companies with varied results. Therefore, I can 100% recommend Ling and LINGsCARS.com, in that respect. All I can say is keep up the good work...
PS. Do I get commission for the above???
Mark P Humphries
Grove Autos 23 The Grove
Gravesend
DA12 1DX
Editor Note:
He, he, he... your commission is in the form of cheap car, boiled sweet and painless service, Mark. If you not say nice things, I treat you like normal, terrible contract company you have experienced in past. I tell you lies about car, mislead you about price, misinform you about the delivery, make mistakes on documents, ignore your phone calls, rob you for more commission and send you NO CHINESE SWEETS! Also, I would give you Chinese Burn, hehe. So pleased that people in motor trade appreciate my hard work and say damn nice things!! Thanks -
Ling
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Dawn says... Ling provides good efficient service and is very competitive.
Dawn Hudson
Screen Group Ltd Saxon Business Park Hanbury Road Stoke Prior
Bromsgrove
B60 4AD
Editor Note:
Fantastic to be able to supply you Berlingo, Dawn! As Screen do very famous filming work, maybe you give me professional opinion of my Zil Missile Truck movie, eh? -
Ling
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Chris says...
Ling, I found your site because you are a Googlewhack!!! If you enter the words "antidisestablishmentarianism multipla" you are the only site that is found!! I am, however, glad I found you because it is a mad site!!! I think you should get in touch with Dave Gorman to tell him you are a Googlewhack!
Chris Eyre
282 Staincliffe Rd
Dewsbury
WF13 4RA
Editor Note:
Whoa! So damn proud to be Googlewhack! For idiots, this means I am only result in Google when search inputted. Google searches 8,168,684,336 web pages when I checked. Over 8 BILLION! And I am only result!! Hey! And word antidisestablishmentarianism is longest word in UK. But it is summing me up, how damn appropriate. I have emailed to Dave Gorman (who is Dave Gorman?), but a big THANK YOU to Chris Eyre! I send you special gift of genuine used-by-red-guard 1960's Mao red book! - Ling
Update: Because I print this letter, this is no longer Googlewhack. Ironic, huh? -
Ling
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Peter says... We love the mad crazy Chinese woman. Nothing is too much for her and her cars are always what she says they will be (unlike others!). Excellent service and great fun as well!
Peter Boyes
The Garage Kilham
Driffield
YO25 4RP
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Peter! Wow, you are too kind. You have had new Mercedes C class and I am quite jealous. You and brother Martin are long term customers, you must have had 10 cars from me now. Thanks for letter and I will talk to you when you want next car! -
Ling
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Steve says... Ling, fantastic service from start to finish. Superb communications. My Mercedes CLK was delivered on time and even had half a tank of juice!
Well done Ling! I have passed your website onto lots of my customers.
Editor Note:
Steve! Now you very flash in CLK with personal reg etc! You are best example of customer use technology, everyday you good as gold to log on chat for update! Very efficient! I send you spare number plates for silly illegal spacing of personal reg P4ONC (you think says "PHONE" - your English worse than mine!!! LING ADVICE: I think you should be careful with where you put screws, you could dangerously make it read "PONCE", hehe) -
Ling
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Simon says... Although your prices are extremely competitive, the main reason I decided to buy my BMW 118 from you was simply down to your website. It is a refreshing style, straight to the point, what you see is what you get, nothing is hidden whilst at the same time it is quite entertaining to read. The subsequent process was surprisingly easy, so the overall buying experience was top notch. Thank you.
Simon Speight
5 Margeurite Gardens Upton
Pontefract
WF9 1PG
Editor Note:
So pleased you like the website, Simon, hope you like BMW 118 as much. I put lot of work into both website and making life easy for customer! -
Ling
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Neil says...
This is the best site in the world.
Neil Beattie
Uvedale Cottage 1 Holly Walk
London
EN2 6QD
Editor Note:
...and that's the best letter in the world, Neil! I send you free lunch and plum pudding (beware! Dried plum can make you shit like hell!) -
Ling
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Carole says...
Ling, your section on speed cameras is really good and has answered a lot for me, now that I know about them all
Carole Cardwell
2 Ben Aigan Place Darnley
Glasgow
G53 7PB
Editor Note:
Oh, I'm pleased Carole, because it took me some time to complie this info. If anyone has any updates to it or can improve my information, please let me know. I send you Sichuan noodle, chopsticks, pudding and Chinese Nescafe. Very soon as soon as transactional credit card working with Barclays, I sell Inforad speed camera detectors! -
Ling
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Brian says... Ling always gives excellent service, she tries harder and usually comes up with better deals than anybody else. She is also more efficient than any of the big companies I have dealt with, keeping us well informed about deliveries and paperwork etc. Ling will always be my first choice for lease cars.
Brian Slingsby
Four Plus 4 Ltd Sheepscar Street North
Leeds
LS7 2BX
Editor Note:
It's not often I supply courtesy cars these days, but I'm glad to have customers like you Brian in the trade who know what they are talking about and prove that my method of being efficient with low overheads (just me!) is the way to go to acheive Zen-like harmony. Get the Corsa working! -
Ling
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Geoff says... Ling,
Very impressed with your service and efficiency. Only complaint is that nobody called to say when the VW Golf was arriving and it was only by luck that I was here to sign for it.
Geoff Davies
RKD Computers Electra Way
Crewe
CW1 6GL
Editor Note:
Isn't it strange how dealers invest about a million pounds in flashy showrooms and stock and people, they sing the corporate tune, look slick, then let things down by not making a simple phone call to tell me or the customer the delivery time. When WILL they learn to do things perfectly? Ho, hum. Small mistake, but could have cost them a lot of money messing around delivering twice. Never mind, I'll kick their ass. Enjoy Golf, Geoff! -
Ling
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Andrew says... Everything went like clockwork - very happy with Ling and LINGsCARS.com and she keeps the paperwork simple. A nice person to do business with.
Andrew McKie
Seven Acre Car Sales Barker Lane Mellor
Blackburn
BB2 7ED
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Andy, thanks for that. It's nice to have a recommendation from someone in car trade. Enjoy Megane CC, get your top down! -
Ling
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Jackie says...
I love your website, it's completely mad but absolutely brilliant - I'll definitely be recommending it to others.
Jackie Cassidy
Evenwood St Mary's Terrace Heworth
Gateshead
NE10
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Thanks Jackie! -
Ling
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William says... A very entertaining web site, no nonsense but it tells you exactly what you need to know. A top quality service, I couldn't find any Chinks (sorry!) at all. Will definitely use Ling again!
William Crook
54 Frith View
Chapel-en-le-Frith
SK23 9TT
Editor Note:
William, glad you enjoy your new Mazda MX-5. Hehehe, Chink joke quite funny - for a hairdresser (MX-5) called Willy living in area with many sheep (no offence)! -
Ling
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Michael says... I was very happy with the service I received from Ling. The BMW 120 is great and most importantly it was at the right price. I also found the personal touch of Ling reassuring. Dealer very efficient and professional, I couldn't have asked for more. I would definitely use Ling again, and would recommend others to do so as well!
Michael Smith
ORJ Solicitors Queens Ville House 49 Queens Ville
Stafford
ST17 4NL
Editor Note:
I always say solicitors favourite customers because paperwork perfect, but you particularly nice one, Michael. (My "personal touch" was down a telephone I must add for any weirdos reading this!) Hope BMW increases your golf club status -
Ling
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Phil says...
Best site I have ever seen on the Internet. Gives me happy joy love feeling.
Phil May
University of Oxford Dept of Engineering
Oxford
OX1 3PJ
Editor Note:
Wow, that because site engineered by me! Not sure about happy joy love... I do not give anyone "personal touch service"!!! as Solicitor tells everyone, letter above this one. You want engineer Chinese massaggie, you go Beijing! Plenty there -
Ling
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Sheri says...
Hello, I am not sure whether you are the company that I should be sending this to, but we have a large debt owing to us for £4565.65 invoices issued for Quay Rent on vehicles from Cyprus.
I have rung your company today and have spoken to an extremely rude person, and I don't appreciate being sworn at with such disgusting language down the telephone, perhaps you should try teaching her some manners. If you deal with people like this on a regular basis, I would be surprised that you had any business at all.
We would appreciate your reply as to whether these charges are for you or for another company. Due to such a large amount of money, we are now very concerned that we are going to be paid.
Editor Note:
For fuck's sake!!! Who the fuck you think I am??? £4,500!!! Wah! This not me, you Inchcape credit control woman! You rang me 2 times going on and on and on demanding this money even I told you first time, not me. Then you stupid to send me fax, so I publish! Everyone see your company Inchcape stupid, now. Why you think I deal with Cyprus? I bloody damn Chinese person. If dock charges from Shanghai, maybe I understand your mistake. You see in letter 3 above this, customer makes joke about Chink, not greasy half Greek/Turk (no offence)!! Yes I swear at you; I am boss, I can swear at anyone, especially people ask me for £4,500 that is not my debt!! I have NO debts. NONE! How fantastically stupid is your company not to know who owes you money! Who it is, I'm not sure; but it's not me! -
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Tim says... I have now had 5 vehicles from Ling including 2 BMWs and she has been nothing but First Class. Great deals and very smooth transactions, and this last dealer like the others was top class. Keep it going and please send me some free lunch.
Tim Bell
Lemon Printing Company Unit 3, Dunston Shops Railway Street Dunston
Gateshead
NE11 9EB
Editor Note:
Tim, if you have 5 cars then I should buy you and Michael damn dinner in Newcastle Chinatown (never mind free lunch). You also very local to me, nice to meet some customers now and again, huh? New customers reading these letters should be kind to notice lots of repeat business creeping in. Once I get claw into poor customer, you can never escape Ling, hehehe -
Ling
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Rob says... This is truly the most amazing site that I have stumbled upon. Incidentally, I do actually want a car, too! Thank you for being so passionate about your business and so brilliantly funny. After 3 hours of trawling the net for my new car, I am glad that I found you.
But are you competitive? BMW 3 series DSE, or new Disco 3 D. Or maybe Alfa GT 3.2 V6? What should I have - in black with full moo interior?
Rob Baker
64 Waller Drive
Banbury
OX16 9NR
Editor Note:
Wah, wah, wah... after 3 hours typing out your letter, you must be most indecisive customer this week. But I like your letter, so I reply with Ling Alfa Romeo Rant: Your car choices SO different!!! What you want??? Instead Discovery, why not RR Sport? On list if you look. Because you only rent, Alfa is a possibility (if you actually buy only complete madman with burning money would buy Alfa). But you would get to know damn awful idiot Alfa dealer very well when it regularly breaks down. Every Alfa dealer is bad (like ultimate failed BMW dealer). Every Alfa breaks down. They are built by out-of-season grape picking itinerant Southern Italian gypsies (no offence). Also my husband's car supermarket sells more cars from 4 sites each month than Alfa Romeo do from all dealers in whole of UK. Alfa dying slowly, killed by inept management, bad workers, even worse dealers. Maybe new German Stuurmanfuhrer UK boss (no offence) will save them? ...No, you should choose BMW, the quality car with quality service. Bargain is BMW Z4 leather, if you can make do with just 2 seats, I borrowed one in May to try. Very damn nice! -
Ling
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Paul says... Third vehicle in 18 months from Ling and her service is as good as ever. Thanks for everything, dealer was excellent, and thanks for the ginger sweet, very nice, please send more.
Paul Westow
Ashley's of Frinton Windows 2 The Triangle Rochford Way
Frinton on Sea
CO13 0AU
Editor Note:
Ho! You write nice letter like this, Paul, you can have many sweets. I send. Also try red tea flavour, very wierd but strong, too. Enjoy white L200 pick up with spoiler, loud stereo, roll-bar, chrome spinning wheel trims... I hear Essex customer likes these things??? -
Ling
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Muhammed, it is with pleasure I supply another ethnic professional. Your writing up to professional standard, I cannot read it, hope I typed it right. Your choice of BMW 118 is damn good car -
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Communication - the best! Every request/question was answered quickly and well.
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Ling always gives excellent service, she tries harder and usually comes up with better deals than anybody else. She is also more efficient than any of the big companies I have dealt with, keeping us well informed about deliveries and paperwork etc. Ling will always be my first choice for lease cars. 
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Third vehicle in 18 months from Ling and her service is as good as ever. Thanks for everything, dealer was excellent, and thanks for the ginger sweet, very nice, please send more. 
