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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
CUSTOMER LETTERS
1532 LETTERS! More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling
Alex says... I found your service to be very helpful and fast, friendly and always available to sort any problem. I hope to use Ling in the future and wish your company much success. Who needs the faceless big company when friendly Ling is at the end of a email? Many many thanks. Good delivery of my new Grande Punto.
Alex Forrester
107 Jenner Road
Barry
CF62 7HS
Editor Note:
Who is Barry? :) Super letter, it always makes me happy when customer is happy. Even Welsh customer. Have a lovely time buzzing around South Wales, Alex. I like "fast and friendly" :) -
Ling
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Scott says... Excellent service from start to finish. Great communication and nothing was a problem. Ling kept us up-date with every part of the car lease progress. I would and have recommended Lingscars to all my friends and family. Will most certainly lease from Ling again. Good deliver, dealer supplied my new Mitsubishi Outlander promptly and on time.
Scott Richardson
37 Gilchrist Way
Wishaw
ML2 8JX
Editor Note:
Scott, super duper lemon squeezy. You got a great deal on this new Outlander, customers love these cars. Very economical for the type of car (4x4). I will see you in 3-years, I hope :) Thanks for letter! -
Ling
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Colin says... A very enjoyable experience, stress free with all promises, kept all in excellent price. Also excellent delivery by a nice person. My new Nissan Micra arrived on time.
Colin R
address withheld
Morpeth
NE61 ***
Editor Note:
Great, I'm happy that you are happy, Colin. I have withheld your address for your security requirements. Morpeth is lovely place with lovely customer! -
Ling
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Steven says... Great service as ever Ling.
Steven Langley Matrix Intelligence Stratford House Ramsgate
Stockton-on-Tees
TS18 1BS
Editor Note:
Short letter writing competition WINNER! Save ink, save the environment :) Enjoy your Megane Sport Tourer, Steven. Matrix Intelligence is a UK designer and manufacturer of ruggedised digital CCTV video recorders. You specialise in mobile vehicle video recorders. You also supply niche covert surveillance recorders and undertake specialist projects to develop customised solutions. Hence the feeling I am being watched :). Despite very short letter, I give you hyperlink! -
Ling
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Peter says... The only problem with leasing a vehicle via Lingscars is that you have to write one of these testimonials. There only so many times you can praise her!! And the service received. :) Nissan Qashqai delivered 1st thing - for a change. Good delivery.
Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services Stockton Business Centre 70-74 Brunswick Street,
Stockton on Tees
TS18 1DW
Editor Note:
Peter, you have had so many cars from me I have lost count! I always nag you to tell me how things went for you and this time I asked for more than 5 words :) You obliged - just, hahahaha! What a fantastic customer! Delivery time depends on how far away the supplier is, and most places far away from Stockton which is somewhere close to the end of the earth... Hehehe. -
Ling
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Emma says... I was expecting to find the whole process of leasing a car quite stressful but it was such fun and so easy! I looked forward to and enjoyed all my communication with Ling and her team. I would recommend you to everybody!! Excellent delivery, very efficient, friendly and helpful.
Emma Campbell
1d Leathwaite Road
Battersea
SW11 1XG
Editor Note:
Em, you were a great customer, despite being from London, hahaha. I trust your new metallic black Grande Punto is nipping in and out of the traffic and you are enjoying your new car. Great to have your letter! -
Ling
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Sukhjeet says... Just a fantastic service! Everything so efficient, so personal and hugely competitive. How very refreshing! Excellent delivery.
Editor Note:
Sukhy, well, now you have a new MX5! Thanks so much for being a brilliant customer, glad you enjoyed it :) -
Ling
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Jens-Ulrich says... Ling ist providing us a fantastic personalised service, her prices are very competitive. She and her staff were doing their atmost to provide the right car on short notice, just in time to go on our holidays. The website is cutting edge and the personal touch of dealing with her customers ensures that you don't want to use any other company again. My Zafira was supplied in time without any problems.
Editor Note:
Achtung! Ulrich, you are a German, us bloody foreigners have to stick together :) Your Zafira was going to be a diesel but due to massive Diesel Particulate Filter problems on these diesel Zafira cars we changed it to a petrol at short notice. You noticed this on German and Austrian Opel Zafira message boards and forums, too. I would not recommend diesel Zafiras. I am so glad you were happy with the petrol one. Hope I met your efficiency standards, I know Germans are keen on doing it right, unlike the bloody French. I have to say you were a wonderful customer; I learned my English watching Dad's Army (really!) and you have burst my imagined German stereotype bubble. Captain Mainwaring is wrong. You are certainly NOT a stupid boy! :) -
Ling
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Maxine says... I am 100% satisfied with the service I have received from Lingscars.com. From sourcing the right car at the right price, through all paperwork to the actual delivery, everything has been perfect.
The attention to detail and personal touch has meant that I will recommend Ling to everyone I know. If the main dealerships were as good as they should be I would never have found Ling but thank goodness I did! Many many thanks.
Excellent delivery, friendly professional service, very helpful.
Editor Note:
Wow! I am on a letter roll today! Thanks so much for this fantastic letter, Maxine. You are a star. I hope you love your new Audi A3 as much as you love my service. Again, you have a very high quality job, you are a Director/Business Development Manager, so your words just doubled in value to me, thanks! Go drive! -
Ling
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Stephen says... Was delighted with speed and ease of your service - just brilliant - no problems at all I will definitely tell all my friends about Ling!! Excellent delivery of my new Corsa. Dealer was great, no problems at all.
Stephen Jones
98 Buckingham Road Maghull
Liverpool
L31 7DR
Editor Note:
Nice to be stealing car sales from Liverpool, hehehe. Liverpool was the first place Chinese came to the UK, so really I shouldn't make fun. You were a lovely customer Stephen. Thanks so much for your business and hope you enjoy the cheap, fast Corsa! -
Ling
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Lori says... I quite often forgot I wasn't Ling's only customer! Ling provided me with probably the best service I have ever received from a company in any industry.
The online sign in area and LINGO message board is a fantastic tool for busy people to use. And Ling's response times and updates were great and frequent. I have recommended LINGsCARS to lots of people already and will definitely use again! Thank you!
Quick delivery, my Mazda MX5 arrives at 7.15am, great!
Lori O'Neill
12 East Pilton Farm Crescent
Edinburgh
EH5 2GH
Editor Note:
What an alarm call! Lori, you are talking about my LINGO system and people reading this will not know what it is. It is my behind-the-scenes communication area for customers, 100% secure. It is quite good, all built myself :) As you are a Business And Systems Integration Analyst, I value your opinion, thanks! You have a super car with your new MX5, just wait for the sunshine. -
Ling
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Piers says... Fantastic service from ordring until dilivery of mi Volkwagen Golf. I wos kept informed at every stage along the weigh. Will reccomend without hezzitashun to all my freinds and staff.
Editor Note:
My God. What a lovely letter from a Lancashire County Council school Headmaster! :) I expect a rush of teachers and school dinner ladies. I must admit I have doctored your letter for fun. Ooooops. Really your spelling is 10/10, Piers. Enjoy the Golf. Wait until your pupils see this letter, hahahaha! :) Ling wos ere.
I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling I must not mess with Mr Tolson's spelling -
Ling
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Rachel says... Ling you really are a star, for helping me get a brand new SAAB Convertible, you beat all other leasing deals by far, with you the progress was easy and stress free so far!! Loving the car Ling, thanks again!! Excellent delivery, arrived on time, as arranged, no problems.
Rachel Barnett
19 Elmwood Close
Cannock
WS11 6LX
Editor Note:
Rachel, thanks for letter. As you are a Gas Contracts Manager, you should be able to afford a Rolls Royce with the size of people's bills. :) All you need now is sunshine instead of rain! What a summer to get a convertible car! Enjoy it. -
Ling
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David says... Very good service, everything explained with simplicity. Fun website, easy to complete, and entertaining. Ling makes you feel that you are her only customer with helpful prompt responses to queries. Ling at first appears totally 'barmy' but it soon becomes apparent that she is a true professional. No complaints what so ever, nice free sweets, and noodles. My Grande Punto was delivered on time when requested. No problems, good service. Excellent.
David Barrass
address withheld due to occupation
Chester-le-Street
DH2 ***
Editor Note:
David, you are sweet to say such nice things. I do not mind being barmy, what makes me barmy is trying to push suppliers and dealers to do what they should, quickly. As you are a police officer, I have withheld your address for security. -
Ling
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Victoria says... Really refreshing and amusing way to buy a car. Contract hire is the cheapest way to stay in a new car every two years and Lingscars is the cheapest company that offers the service, but also does it in a way that is cheerful. Well done Ling.
I was really impressed with the lengths the dealer went to during delivery of my new Audi A3. Thanks XXX
Victoria Lally
3 Furness Avenue Formby
Liverpool
L37 3NP
Editor Note:
Yo! Victoria. Thanks so much for this order, it's great that you are happy. So much so that you have ordered another Audi, an A6 this next time. Great to do business with you, glad you thought it was fun :) -
Ling
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Jonathan says... This was the most simple, best, effective and straightforward way of controlling, monitoring and taking delivery if a new car. Right products, right price and excellent customer service made this perhaps the best buying experience I have had and I will not hesitate recommend you to others. I wish you all the very best. Excellent delivery, polite, on time and friendly.
Jonathan Holdsworth
Ferney Cottage
Dursley
GL11 5AB
Editor Note:
Great, that is just what I like to hear. So pleased I train customers like you to write letters like this :) You were a super customer. As you are a company director, I really appreciate your comments! I will see you in 3 years for a new Megane, Jonathan! -
Ling
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Marcus says... Ling, the Audi A3 arrived on time. Once again, excellent service. Sure to use Lingscars again.
Marcus Farrar
2 Wellington Street
Bingley
BD16 2NB
Editor Note:
Once again a short letter from one of my best customers. Your letters get shorter and shorter, Marcus. As you are a Solicitor, it is a nice surprise that you do not charge me £100 for each letter :) -
Ling
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Dave says... I've just received delivery of my new car. It's the first time that I have leased and I was a little unsure if it was the right thing to do especially when I first saw Ling's web site. I needn't have worried. The service has been excellent. Four weeks from the first enquiry to delivery. Excellent value as well, the only concern I have is that I hope Ling doesn't make her fortune and retire before I have my next car. Good promt and efficient delivery service.
Dave Meredith
1 Erica Drive, South Normanton
Alfreton
DE55 2ET
Editor Note:
Hahahaha, I hope I retire before you have your next car, I wish!!! Dave, thanks so much for taking the car. It is easy peasy once you have figured out the savings. My website is designed to confuse :) See you in 2-years unless I am in the Caribbean. -
Ling
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Gary says... Good services and communications. Kept informed of progress at regular intervals. All information was accurate and precise. Car was delivered a few days later than first thought but this was no problem. Dealer service was and has been good. Will definitely buy next car from Ling. Good delivery.
Gary Martin
663 Yarm Road, Eaglescliffe
Stockton On Tees
TS16 0JF
Editor Note:
Gaza, you have a bloody pub called The Blue Bell, so I will be calling in for a (free) drink next time I am in Stockton. What lovely weather in summer 2008 for an Astra Twintop! Glad you are a happy bunny. -
Ling
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David says... Hi Ling,
Just to let you know I took delivery of my car this morning. Thanks for the great service. I am now driving it to the local hospital to have my stomach pumped after eating the noodles you sent!! I couldn't read the instructions but I think it would have been better if I had boiled them instead of eating them straight from the bag!
Thanks again.
David Kerr
Address Withheld
Nantwich
CW5 7GU
Editor Note:
Dave, they are only a few months out of date, you have a weak British stomach! At least you were not sick in your new Merc A-Class! Gotta say, Mercedes customers should NOT have a sense of humour, according to Mercedes_Benz UK, you should hate my service and want to pay £1,000s more for patronising dealer ambience. -
Ling
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Stuart says... Hi Ling,
Great car, great service, great deal. If only everything in life was this simple. Thanks for all your help. Excellent delivery of my new Suzuki Swift, what a lovely man, reminded me of my Grandad.
Stuart Whitman Collate IT Ltd 7 Killowen Street
Gateshead
NE9 6EX
Editor Note:
Stuart and Nicola, you run a great web design company close to me in Gateshead. You say "Collate I.T specialise in creative solutions to your business problems. We can do a lot with a little and as we're independent and open minded, you get the best advice and a straight forward approach to getting things done." Maybe some other customers will contact you, I give you hyperlink. Enjoy the Suzuki. -
Ling
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Ricky says... What can I say about Ling???
She is exactly as it says on the tin; no nonsense straight forward, honest, reliable and a pleasure to deal with. (Oh, and she is cheaper than many others). My new Renault Grand Scenic arrived as estimated, no problems. I will be back in 3-years time!! Excellent delivery, on time, polite and straightforward.
Ricky Holdsworth
27 Afandale Baglan
Port Talbot
SA12 7BN
Editor Note:
Anyone with a "Y" on the end of their name is worth dealing with, and you are no exception, Ricky. Your Grand Scenic went directly to plan, so smooth. As you are Welsh ethnic, I will not try to impress with my Geordie. -
Ling
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David says... Hi Ling, many thanks for all your help with Vera the Volvo, she goes like a dream and throughout the process you have been fantastic! Excellent delivery. Kind regards,
David Clover
Shepherds Grove 35 Village Street
Harvington
WR11 8NQ
Editor Note:
David and Lisa, hahahaha, Vera! That is a stupid name for a car. Car should always be male name as they are usually driven by idiots :) I am so pleased you are damn happy with the Volvo, it is a cool sporty car. -
Ling
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Michael says... Hi Ling, Thanks for all you did to make the process quick and easy. Website is excellent and good fun. I like your sense of humour.
Choosing a car (Lexus IS) was easy and the prices very competitive. Communication was also excellent and timely. The whole process was a great experience. Thanks! Excellent delivery.
Michael O'Laughlin
Address withheld
South Chailey
BN8 ***
Editor Note:
As you a director of a large PLC high-street Bank, maybe the biggest in the UK, I have hidden your address for security. It is nice to deal with high-flyers like you, Michael, it makes me realise that my service is good enough for everyone. You were lovely! So pleased you are happy, and hope to see you again in 2-years. In the meantime, I will charge you a £50 management fee, an unauthorised email fee for every message, I will charge you 50p every time you make a payment and make you queue out of my website to speak to me. You will get LingCard offers every 2 weeks in the post. Next time you want a car, I will tell you you can only have one if you don't need one :) Just like dealing with your bank, hehehe. -
Ling
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Maura says... The personal service was second to none. Communication was first class and I really felt a valued customer. The website is very straightforward and user friendly. I love your envelopes, especially your message to the postie. You are a legend! Excellent delivery of my new Toyota Auris.
Maura Kitson
32 Hillfoot Crescent
Pudsey
LS28 7QP
Editor Note:
Maura, as a schoolteacher, I give you 10/10 for beautiful handwriting :) You were also a lovely customer and never moaned once, despite coming from Leeds. Enjoy the Auris, I will send you another envelope, soon. -
Ling
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Editor Note:
Who is Barry? :) Super letter, it always makes me happy when customer is happy. Even Welsh customer. Have a lovely time buzzing around South Wales, Alex. I like "fast and friendly" :) -
Ling
