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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
CUSTOMER LETTERS
1532 LETTERS! More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling
Wayne says... "A pleasurable and smooth experience from start to finish. Excellent dealer. The personal approach is hard to find these days, but is guaranteed with Ling. Highly recommended, will definitely use in the future."
Wayne Towell
35 Garth View Hillside Park
Bedwas
CF83 8EW
Editor Note:
Wayne, you have very nice summer to enjoy your new Mazda RX-8 sport car in People's Democratic Republic of Wales. Bloody neis cwrdd â chi, mae'n bwrw glaw, iechyd da! -
Ling
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Grahame says... "Ling, the new VW Transporter van is lovely. The dealer was helpful and I'm happy. You, on the other hand, are quite bonkers (WHAAAAAAT? - Ling) and I love you for it (ummm, OK... - Ling)! We WILL be having another van from you soon. You were helpful and mad; my kinda woman! Carry on doing what you are doing, it works!"
Editor Note:
Hmmm, mad, eh? I have friend with Aviation company. Next van you have, maybe I deliver it from helicopter at 5000 feet, like old VW Golf/Beetle TV ads. That will show you how mad I am, Grahame. Hehehe -
Ling
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Andy says... "Most impressed with all aspects of dealing with you.
Fun website - and very clear. I really appreciated the fact that you always pick up the phone at once (I can never get through to some companies) and you are really helpful and friendly.
The Nissan Note is great, the dealer was excellent and I'm delighted with it. Thanks a lot."
Andy Banard
Grenge House Harnege
Shrewsbury
SY5 6EB
Editor Note:
Thanks for nice letter, Andy. I really try my best to answer the phone promptly, it always amazes me how other businesses neglect the simple things. Why do something slowly? I have to answer it and respond to customers, so why not do it straight away? Simple and true, eh? -
Ling
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Geoff says... "Just a short note – my new Mazda RX8 turned up on schedule – I am very pleased with the car and your impeccable service and will be using you again when my current contracts expire. Whilst I don't like spending money on cars, you make it as painless as possible with your helpful and efficient service."
Geoff Rees
19 Fairacres
Tadworth
KT20 5QT
Editor Note:
WoW! Of course RX-8 turned up on schedule, Geoff :) I am glad my service impeccable, you have got to realise I am pedalling like demented Chinese hamster behind the scenes to keep you happy as sandboy -
Ling
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David says... "Ling is unique - I've been selling for 30+ years, but her marketing and sales approach rates as amongst the best I've ever seen. This is (as importantly) backed up by fast, accurate and helpful responses to pricing, queries and completion arrangements.
Fast, competitive, helpful - why go elsewhere? I had no complaints and excellent service from both of Ling's supplying dealers. That's right, I had two new cars from Ling, a Jaguar X-Type and an Audi A4!"
David Hymers
1 Skelgillside
Alston
CA9 3TR
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David, thank you for compliment. This is one of the best letters I have ever received. I simply try to treat everyone as adults, not idiots. This is my trick -
Ling
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Louise says... "We have now converted all our cars to cars on lease - this latest one is a SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon - and all through Ling! Her service is excellent and she really tries to find the car we are looking for. Ling's website always has the best prices and it's the most fun, and her dealers are excellent!! We look forward to finding our next car with Ling."
Louise Hill
Oughtibridge Kitchens 29-33 Langsett Rd South Oughtibridge
Sheffield
S35 0GY
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Louise, Louise, oh with your SAAB so new; Louise, Louise, another car for you; Louise, Louise, I'm so in love with you-hooo-hooo. (Apologies to Debbie Harry - not big in China, anyway. And the love thing is not like lesbian shit. I'm Chinese. That's illegal for Chinese, my mum says. But no offence to Lesbians, especially if you want car!) -
Ling
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Wac says... "Excellent service, very professional company. Highly recommended. Honda CRV delivered on time, as advised."
Wac Jokhia
address withheld
Derby
DE73 ***
Editor Note:
Have a great time in your new CRV, Wac!! -
Ling
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Mark says... "Hi Ling,
Thanks for making the whole system of leasing a car so easy. I have never leased a car before, but now I can see the advantages. I will definitely be back for a new car in two years. Hurray!, for the little company!!! Dealer was excellent, they delivered the car very early so I did not have to wait!"
P.S. Stockton is not too bad, my house is nice!! haha."
Mark Beattie
6 Wasdale Grove
Stockton On Tees
TS19 0PP
Editor Note:
Oooops, I probably made some offhand comment to Mark about Stockton being full of drug-dealers and council houses. Never mind, I'm sure there is a nice street or two. Hope you like the SAAB 9-3, Mark, I had one for 4 months last year and it was very nice car, except for bloody handbrake trapping my small fingers -
Ling
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Paul says... "Hi Ling,
Just to say thanks for the service it was very good, SAAB arrived yesterday and on time so many thanks."
Paul Maxwell
189 Haselmere Road
Southsea
PO4 9DF
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Paul, you have just received convertible in middle of a heatwave! How good is that? God of car deliveries has been looking after you. -
Ling
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Alan says... "Ling provided excellent customer service and as competitive a price as I could find. I would always rather deal with a smaller company, than a large one, for better customer service. I would recommend Ling stongly and I will use her again."
Alan Forsyth
53 Crusader House Thurland Street
Nottingham
NG1 3BT
Editor Note:
Hehehe, you have brand new Mercedes C-class cheaper than any Merc dealer could provide, Alan. Bigger companies not ALWAYS worse, but usually have bigger overheads. Just imagine what a Mercedes-Benz showroom costs to open every day! Have great time in new Merc! -
Ling
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Dennis says... "Good advice, low cost and easy to do business with Ling. Excellent dealer delivery of my RAV4. The car arrived at work on the delivery day before we did! What more does anyone need?"
Editor Note:
Not enough people buy RAV4's, Dennis, these are VERY good 4x4's. This new model is particularly good. I'm so pleased the dealer did a good job for you, too! Nice to have local customer! -
Ling
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Darren says... "Hi Ling,
Sorry for the delay in providing feedback regarding the Megane Coupe Cabriolet, we have been on holiday driving around France with the roof down on our new car!
My wife decided she wanted a new car either a Golf or a Megane Coupe Cabriolet, we only made it as far as the Renault dealership because as soon as the button was pressed for the roof to come down on the Megane CC my wife insisted that was the car for her. I take a bit more persuading so managed to just about escape the dealership without signing on the dotted line. I told my wife to find the best deal she could and we would think about it.
Within a few days my wife tells me that leasing a car is the way forward and not only that we should do the deal via Lings Cars – on the internet. I was honestly not convinced. I could not believe that leasing would work out better than buying.
The thought of not owning the car seemed alien. I am pleased to say am now a convert and am spreading the LINGsCARS Leasing Gospel to anyone that will listen including my employers, relatives, friends etc. This is how easy it is:-
- Find the cheapest price you can from any dealer (or anywhere else for that matter) - Log on to LINGsCARS.com and get price. - Wait few seconds whilst you realise that LINGsCARS.com is saving you thousands of ££££'s. - Send nice email to Ling requesting car and colour choice. - Receive lovely new car within a few weeks. - Feel very smug due to new car and saved £££££'s.
In our case we have saved £4744 over 2 years. Funny thing was we even collected our car from the Renault dealer we had the original price from. Excellent efficient service. See you in 2 years, Ling!"
Darren Sanders
28 Gresham Street
Coventry
CV2 4EW
Editor Note:
Darren, you send such nice long letter so I keep comments very short. Thank you very much for being perfect customer. Glad you took time to research, and glad to save you money, this is what it is all about. Just wait until next year's road tax arrives, free, in the post. You will be even more pleased -
Ling
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Claire says... "What can I say? Ling is unique, she's on the ball 24/7 (!!! Just seems like it somedays - Ling). My new Land Rover Freelander arrived so quickly from the excellent dealer; the service from Ling was fantastic. I will always lease my cars from her, she's great."
Claire Vanviere
IPM (Property Management) 18 St Georges Road
Truro
G46 6HL
Editor Note:
Claire, so you caught me working at midnight, so what? I guess many firms do that.... what? They don't??? Oh! And when you say I am "Grrrrreat"; remember, I am not damn breakfast cereal, I am meatier than that! ...I notice you are near end of UK. Hope there is Land Rover dealer there, for when it breaks down, hehehe -
Ling
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Brian says... "LINGsCARS is straightforward. "WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET". I got a Citroen Berlingo van. There were no hidden costs, unlike Ling's competitors. Ling is great to deal with, I've had no problems at all with her."
Brian Gallacher
Pacific Building Ltd 1 Heathside Road
Glasgow
G46 6HL
Editor Note:
Ah, as you are builder, maybe I should have asked for half up front then told you I'll be round with your van next month? Only joking, unless I want Glasgow kisser, eh, Brian? I am sure you will enjoy Berlingo, I made sure it had plywood to avoid damage inside -
Ling
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John says... "Ling provided a really fresh approach to contract car hire. It was light-hearted, witty and sometimes a little cheeky. But in the same breath, very professional. Many thanks for the new Mazda RX-8."
John Reynolds
42 Ashcombe Gardens
Weston Super Mare
BS23 2XD
Editor Note:
Zoom-zoom, hehe, that's what you kept calling your new car in your emails, John! You think I am cheeky? You should try some competitors... they really, really cheeky by; lying, not returning calls, late delivery, charging more than they should, making mistakes and being so boring you might commit suicide. Enjoy RX-8! -
Ling
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Helena says... "I was very impressed with the service I received from Ling. At all times I was kept informed of the progress with the car. Also, the lease rates are very reasonable. When I had trouble changing the car registration to my personal plate, Ling helped me with this (despite me thinking that personal plates are rubbish - Ling). The Mazda RX-8 was delivered on time, with everything in order. I would certainly lease another car from Ling again in the future, she was extremely polite (WAH!, me??? - Ling) and efficient."
Helena Read
8 Rectory Close
Hove
BN3 5SS
Editor Note:
Helena, hmmm - most people do NOT say "polite". Are you sure it was me? You know all Chinese sound the same. Maybe you telephone my sister, or the local Chinese takeaway, eh? Easy mistake to make -
Ling
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Howard says... "Dear Ling
My BMW X3 arrived exactly as planned. A big THANK YOU for organising everything so quickly, and being cheerful with it! The BMW dealer was friendly, efficient and heplful. Full marks. I was particularly impressed with the way that you kept me informed every step of the way. "
Howard Jones
224 Bradway Road
Sheffield
S17 4PE
Editor Note:
Howard, in return, I was particurlarly impressed with the way you dealt with my question; "Are you the crap singer from the 1980's?". Enjoy BMW X3, but don't take off road... they just have 4x4 to look good! You can buy spray-on mud these days :) -
Ling
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Paul says... "Hi Ling, I received my Mazda RX-8 just over a week ago and I am really pleased with it. A great car at a fantastic price. Many thanks for your efficient service. The car arrived at 9am on the stated delivery day. The dealer was excellent. I will be back in two years for another great deal!"
Paul Brant
58 Corncrake Way
Bicester
OX26 6UE
Editor Note:
Wah, I'm glad you like the service, Paul! Enjoy bloody nice Mazda RX-8 -
Ling
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Andy says... "Ling was really helpful. I got the van really quick. I pleasure to do business with LINGsCARS. Excellent service from the dealer. I will use you again in a couple of years!"
Andy Malcolm
Cannock Bumpers and Plastics 170 Stafford Rd
Cannock
WS11 4AH
Editor Note:
Nice to be able to get you a cheap Citroen Dispatch van, and nice that the Citroen dealer was so helpful and professional. I train dealers well, huh? If I need a plastic bumper, I know where to come, Andy! -
Ling
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Catherine says... "Hi Ling... feedback; here goes!
Excellent hassle free service! I've never leased before but I would do it again - with you! My only negative comment is that I gave 3 colour choices and I don't think the Renault Clio is any of them, but I like it anyway. The car is lovely, the dealer was excellent and a lovely polite gentleman delivered the car to my home, as promised - I'm enjoying it!"
Catherine Harper
18 Abbey Mews
Pontefract
WF8 1TO
Editor Note:
Hmmm, I check your colour choice with the Renault dealer, Catherine, your 1st Choice was Monaco Blue and your car is: TA-DAAAAA ... Monaco Blue metallic! Maybe the Renault brochure gives the wrong impression, eh, or maybe you are going loop the loop :)? Customer ALWAYS right (except when wrong, hehehe). For other people's note, especially on these very cheap small cars, colour choice can be difficult as only one or two colours may be available. I always advise colour before delivery if it changes, but yours was as your first choice! Anyway, I am so pleased you like the car and the service, and if you are going slightly mad then don't worry. Me too! -
Ling
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Dawn says... "I find the service that Ling provides is fantastic. Everything is done for you, all you need to do is to let her know which car it is that you want. It's also nice to be able to talk to Ling herself, and not get passed from one person to another."
Dawn Hudson
Screen Saxon Business Park Hanbury Road Stoke Prior
Bromsgrove
B60 4AD
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Dawn, you are very kind with comments! I am pleased that you are happy with service and with new Citroen C2. So nice to have repeating customer; you have had Mitsubishi L200, this Citroen C2, a Citroen Berlingo, a Megane Coupe-Convertible (lovely for summer) and a VW Golf (reliable for winter, hehe). I must be doing something right, eh? Most car dealers would sell their salesmen's bodies to be able to have FIVE repeat sales to one customer, hehehe. Seriously, truth is most dealers are not very good, and almost none could sell you such a wide range of makes. Manufacturers are scared stiff of allowing dealers to sell different makes from one showroom. Cowards! Let the best car win! Let competition drive down prices! Spoken like a true Chinese communist, eh? :) -
Ling
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Andrew says... "So it took about 4 weeks from first contact with Ling to delivery. BIG DEAL! It's the money I saved that's great! I didn't even have to get off my bum at all, as the car was delivered to my work - exactly when Ling said it would be. Fantastic!"
Andrew Caine
Aqua World Partnership 36 Church Street
Warrington
WA1 2SY
Editor Note:
Whoa! First NASA (see letter below), now Aqua World! Isn't that Florida? Oh, no, it's Warrington, some northern drug dealer town. Never mind! That will do, I look forward to visiting killer whale "EckyThump" or whatever name is, in paddling pool in Warrington. My God, I have prestigious customers, eh? Enjoy Mazda RX-8, Andrew, you were VERY nice customer. Hope you have cheap petrol station nearby... -
Ling
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Harold says... "Dear Ling
Thank you for a very professional service. The Audi A4 was delivered on time and you managed to get my choice of colour at very short notice! I will use you again."
Harold Dangerfield
Stroud Space Centre Chestnut Lane
Stroud
GL5 3EW
Editor Note:
Ling's log, stardate 20th June 2006. These are the sales of website LINGsCARS.com, seeking out new deals and discounts, I boldly go where no bloody British contract hire company has gone before! Never sold a car to NASA, I guess you are the nearest I will ever get, Harold. Careful when you launch the A4, you don't want an accident like the Americans seem to have, often! :) Note I cannot always work miracles on colour or availability as I am Chinese not Catholic. For miracles you need THIS website. -
Ling
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Graham says... "I have had experience running a regional office of a car finance company, I have worked in car companies up to Director level, I have run my own business for the last 5 years, and I have owned plenty of cars. But never, never, never have I had such an enjoyable, easy, quick and simple buying experience as I have with Ling Valentine.
From first contact through to delivery, her quote was accurate, incredibly cheap and comprehensive. Her communication was immediate, not once did I wait longer than 5 minutes for an emailed or webchat response to my questions, and the delivery from the dealer she used was spot on and perfect.
I have to say that in the beginning I thought twice about ordering a brand-new £45k BMW 7-series (only £400/mth!) from a "Chinese female human UK car sales expert" instead of from a BMW dealer. But no BMW dealer could have provided this level of service AND she saved me a total of £4000 over 2-years with cheaper payments AND delivered a perfect car at the cheapest price.
Use her. She's that good."
Graham Cook
The Morpeth Deli 6 Newmarket
Morpeth
NE61 1PS
Editor Note:
Graham, you know, I met you when you worked at Caledonia in Doncaster on the first day of my first ever visit to the UK. My future husband Jon worked there. You might not remember me, but I remember you, you seemed quite scary at the time. I am so pleased you are happy with the BMW, those 7-series were very cheap for the list price of the car. Reason my service is good: I work hard like a dog, sitting at my desk playing with my computers like Space Invaders juggling up to 10 customers at a time on web, email, phone and fax. Which car dealer would ever do that? They are too busy pushing bits of paper around, chatting and swanning about in "demo" car. Also dealers have massive overheads. Thanks for LOVELY letter -
Ling
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Kerry says... "Ling was great, she made it all so simple and quick! Crazy accent, too!"
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FANTASTIC! How BMW must hate me, hehehe! I have sold Z4 to a hairdresser! Some things make my life so worthwhile, and this is one of them. Use plenty of hairspray with top down in your new full leather convertible, Kerry -
Ling
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Wayne, you have very nice summer to enjoy your new Mazda RX-8 sport car in People's Democratic Republic of Wales. Bloody neis cwrdd â chi, mae'n bwrw glaw, iechyd da! -
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"What can I say? Ling is unique, she's on the ball 24/7 (!!! Just seems like it somedays - Ling). My new Land Rover Freelander arrived so quickly from the excellent dealer; the service from Ling was fantastic. I will always lease my cars from her, she's great." 
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