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Car and Vehicle leasing is the leasing of the use of a motor vehicle for a fixed or indefinite period of time. It is commonly offered by dealers as an alternative to car or vehicle purchase. The key difference in a lease is that after the lease expires, the lessee must return the car or vehicle to the dealer or buy it.

Rationale:
Car Leasing offers advantages to both buyers and sellers. For the buyer, lease payments will usually be lower than payments on a car loan would be and qualification is usually easier. Some consumers may prefer leasing as it allows them to simply return a car and select a new model when the lease expires, allowing a consumer to drive a new vehicle every few years without the responsibility of selling the old vehicles. A lessee does not have to worry about the future value of the car or vehicle, while a vehicle owner does.

For the leasor, leasing generates income from a vehicle the leasor still owns and will be able to sell or lease again once the original lease has expired. As consumers will typically use a leased vehicle for a shorter period of time than one they buy outright, leasing may generate repeat customers more quickly, which may fit into various aspects of a dealer\'s business model.

Lease agreement:
Lease agreements typically stipulate an early termination fee and limit the number of miles a lessee can drive (for passenger cars, a common number is 10,000 to 15,000 miles per year of the lease). If the mileage allowance is exceeded, fees may apply. Dealers will typically allow a lessee to negotiate a higher mileage allowance, for a higher lease payment. Car Lease agreements usually specify how much wear on the vehicle is allowable, and the lessee may face a fee if that amount of wear has been exceeded.

The actual car lease payments are calculated very similarly to the way loan payments are, but instead of an APR, the company uses something called the money factor.

At the end of a lease term, the leasee must either return the car or vehicle to the owner or purchase it. The end of lease price is usually agreed upon when the lease is signed.
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£114.46
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£114.87
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£6.72 per day
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Ling's Deal ID = 1974861
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£116.06
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3+35 i 3 year lease
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£125.99
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3+23 i 2 year lease
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£129.99
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£7.52 per day
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Ling's Deal ID = 2041031
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3+35 i 3 year lease
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3+47 i 4 year lease
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£154.58
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£8.53 per day
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Ling's Deal ID = 2030716
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3+23 i 2 year lease
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£158.34
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£8.29 per day
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Ling's Deal ID = 2028807
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£160.69
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£8.16 per day
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Ling's Deal ID = 2036605
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3+23 i 2 year lease
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£166.75
per month +VAT
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3+35 i 3 year lease
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£173.62
per month +VAT
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Full running cost is
£8.51 per day
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Ling's Deal ID = 2040954
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£175.99
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£9.68 per day
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Ling's Deal ID = 2036248
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3+17 i 18 mth lease
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£179.99
per month +VAT
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£8.60 per day
counting tyres, tax,
diesel and servicing
Ling's Deal ID = 2041009
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3+35 i 3 year lease
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£180.72
per month +VAT
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£9.41 per day
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3+23 i 2 year lease
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£180.97
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£10.58 per day
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Ling's Deal ID = 1996908
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3+35 i 3 year lease
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£182.95
per month +VAT
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Full running cost is
£9.08 per day
counting tyres, tax,
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Ling's Deal ID = 2028901
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Kia Sportage 1.7 CRDi (114bhp) 1 2WD Station Wagon 5dr 1685cc
DieselDiesel ManMan PaintMet
3+47 i 4 year lease
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£183.89
per month +VAT
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£9.47 per day
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£184.99
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Ling's Deal ID = 2036555
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3+35 i 3 year lease
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£191.98
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£8.72 per day
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Ling's Deal ID = 2040901
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Tree co2:169g  HH  Fuel39mpg
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Tree co2:119g  CC  Fuel61mpg
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Honda CR-V 2.0 i (153bhp) S 2WD Station Wagon 5dr 1997cc
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3+35 i 3 year lease
You pay...
£216.24
per month +VAT
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£11.64 per day
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3+23 i 2 year lease
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£222.15
per month +VAT
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£12.11 per day
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Ling's Deal ID = 2040920
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3+35 i 3 year lease
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£226.56
per month +VAT
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£10.55 per day
counting tyres, tax,
diesel and servicing
Ling's Deal ID = 2036991
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Ford Focus ST
Tree co2:169g  HH  Fuel39mpg
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Volkswagen Golf Cabriolet 1.6 TDI (103bhp) BlueMotion Tech SE Convertible 2dr 1598cc
DieselDiesel ManMan PaintFlat
3+35 i 3 year lease
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£229.00
per month +VAT
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Ling's Deal ID = 2025212
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3+23 i 2 year lease
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£233.06
per month +VAT
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Full running cost is
£10.82 per day
counting tyres, tax,
diesel and servicing
Ling's Deal ID = 2037943
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3+35 i 3 year lease
You pay...
£245.68
per month +VAT
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
Full running cost is
£12.66 per day
counting tyres, tax,
petrol and servicing
Ling's Deal ID = 2040921
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Tree co2:129g  DD  Fuel56mpg
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Volvo XC60
Tree co2:116g  CC  FuelN/Ampg
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Volvo S60
Tree co2:106g  BB  FuelN/Ampg
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Skoda Octavia 2.0 TDI CR (184bhp) vRS Hatchback 5dr 1968cc Auto
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3+35 i 3 year lease
You pay...
£249.00
per month +VAT
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
Full running cost is
£11.67 per day
counting tyres, tax,
diesel and servicing
Ling's Deal ID = 2029187
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3+35 i 3 year lease
You pay...
£263.16
per month +VAT
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Ling's Deal ID = 2041008
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3+35 i 3 year lease
You pay...
£268.57
per month +VAT
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Tree co2:132g  EE  Fuel56mpg
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Tree co2:149g  FF  Fuel52mpg
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Tree co2:133g  EE  Fuel58mpg
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Mercedes SLK Roadster 2.1 CDi BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Convertible 2dr 2143cc Auto
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3+35 i 3 year lease
You pay...
£291.00
per month +VAT
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Full running cost is
£13.33 per day
counting tyres, tax,
diesel and servicing
Ling's Deal ID = 2036547
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3+47 i 4 year lease
You pay...
£298.00
per month +VAT
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£13.47 per day
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Ling's Deal ID = 1860234
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3+35 i 3 year lease
You pay...
£312.00
per month +VAT
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£13.97 per day
counting tyres, tax,
diesel and servicing
Ling's Deal ID = 2033170
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Tree co2:135g  EE  FuelN/Ampg
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Tree co2:149g  FF  Fuel52mpg
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Audi Q3 2.0 Tdi (138bhp) SE 2WD Station Wagon 5dr 1968cc
DieselDiesel ManMan PaintMet
3+11 i 1 year lease
You pay...
£312.86
per month +VAT
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Ling's Deal ID = 2036554
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3+47 i 4 year lease
You pay...
£326.00
per month +VAT
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Ling's Deal ID = 1860281
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3+35 i 3 year lease
You pay...
£333.00
per month +VAT
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£14.77 per day
counting tyres, tax,
diesel and servicing
Ling's Deal ID = 1860231
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Tree co2:169g  HH  Fuel44mpg
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Tree co2:110g  BB  Fuel64mpg
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Tree co2:184g  II  Fuel40mpg
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Volvo XC60 2.4 D5 20v (215bhp) R Design Nav 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2400cc Auto
DieselDiesel AutoAuto PaintMet
3+11 i 1 year lease
You pay...
£351.43
per month +VAT
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
Full running cost is
£17.19 per day
counting tyres, tax,
diesel and servicing
Ling's Deal ID = 1981869
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3+23 i 2 year lease
You pay...
£372.99
per month +VAT
Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
Full running cost is
£15.90 per day
counting tyres, tax,
diesel and servicing
Ling's Deal ID = 2041005
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Wah! The new Rondla Jazz prototype Today Rondla has released first images of new Jazz prototype that will make its public debut next month at 20 - news replorted 00:01



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