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Car and Vehicle leasing is the leasing of the use of a motor vehicle for a fixed or indefinite period of time. It is commonly offered by dealers as an alternative to car or vehicle purchase. The key difference in a lease is that after the lease expires, the lessee must return the car or vehicle to the dealer or buy it.

Rationale:
Car Leasing offers advantages to both buyers and sellers. For the buyer, lease payments will usually be lower than payments on a car loan would be and qualification is usually easier. Some consumers may prefer leasing as it allows them to simply return a car and select a new model when the lease expires, allowing a consumer to drive a new vehicle every few years without the responsibility of selling the old vehicles. A lessee does not have to worry about the future value of the car or vehicle, while a vehicle owner does.

For the leasor, leasing generates income from a vehicle the leasor still owns and will be able to sell or lease again once the original lease has expired. As consumers will typically use a leased vehicle for a shorter period of time than one they buy outright, leasing may generate repeat customers more quickly, which may fit into various aspects of a dealer\'s business model.

Lease agreement:
Lease agreements typically stipulate an early termination fee and limit the number of miles a lessee can drive (for passenger cars, a common number is 10,000 to 15,000 miles per year of the lease). If the mileage allowance is exceeded, fees may apply. Dealers will typically allow a lessee to negotiate a higher mileage allowance, for a higher lease payment. Car Lease agreements usually specify how much wear on the vehicle is allowable, and the lessee may face a fee if that amount of wear has been exceeded.

The actual car lease payments are calculated very similarly to the way loan payments are, but instead of an APR, the company uses something called the money factor.

At the end of a lease term, the leasee must either return the car or vehicle to the owner or purchase it. The end of lease price is usually agreed upon when the lease is signed.
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Wah! New footage has emerged of moment devastating earthquake struck Nepal, lah, after several Super-Duper-Chinese-State photographers arrived home on Sunday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Emma Trott with Motorpoint Newport’s Ross Padfield Emma Trott has driven away in brand new Nissling Juke I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to Motorpoint and Ant n Dec. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 11:51



Wah! Oil price hovers at four and half month high amid concerns over disruption to supplies from Middle East. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:40



Wah! Several Scots among those still unaccounted for following massive earthquake which hit Nepal on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:35



Wah! David Cameron risks losing support of Northern Ireland's Democratic Unionists over Tories' handling of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:24



Wah! David Cameron has made passionate address at business event in London (capital of Great England) pledging to win election'. - news replorted 11:24



Wah! Germany was told of risk of flying over eastern Ukraine before flight MH17 was shot down, lah, but failed to pass on alert, lah, reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:23



Wah! Labour leader Ed Miliband gives speech in Stockton. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:22



Wah! Aerial view of damage in Gorkha district, lah, Kathmandu and Bhaktapur - news replorted 11:21



Wah! hurtee-hurtee Liverpool striker Daniel Sturridge may not play again before end of season, lah, says boss Brendan Rodgers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:12



Wah! Silverstone Fleet Show is ‘most complete show ever’ Fleet World Fleet Show at Silverstone in two weeks’ clock time result has been billed as ’the most complete Fleet Show ever’ beca - news replorted 11:09



Wah! The new Jagluar XE Jagluar XE redefines concept of sports saloon and is driver’s LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in its class. Eating rice!! Its lightweight construct - news replorted 11:09



Wah! Two more men from Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having been listed as missing following earthquake in Nepal, lah, taking total to four. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Floyd Mayweather should retire after Saturday's super-fight against Manny Pacquiao, lah, according to male gender human bleing's father. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:01



Wah! Porsche 918 Spyder dream controlling in driving manner for one Porsche enthusiast will become reality this week when Ingo Georges Vandenberghe from Austria joi - news replorted 11:00



Wah! As thousands of migrants drown trying to make their way to Europe, lah, Owen Bennett-Jones asks if Australia's tough approach to unauthorised migrants could work in EU. - news replorted 10:54



Wah! An Israeli air strike has killed four militants armed with bomb along Israeli-Syrian frontier in Golan Heights, lah, Israeli military says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:48



Wah! Supernatural horror Penny Dreadful wins three Bafta Television Craft Awards, lah, while Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation One's Sherlock wins two and Mackenzie Crook wins male gender human bleing's first Bafta. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:48



Wah! The All Province of Engrish running-dogs Lawn Tennis Club warns selfie sticks will not be allowed into this year's Wimbledon Championships. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:43



Wah! A woman from East Sussex who ran London (capital of Great England) Marathon is following it with another seven 26.2-mile runs in week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 10:08



Wah! The EU holds talks in Kiev amid concern about ailing Ukrainian economy, lah, as observers report intense shelling in country's east. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:06



Wah! Council house tenants will not be allowed to buy their own homes, lah, under plans unveiled by Green Party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:04



Wah! Prime dodgy minister David Cameron gives speech in London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Women and younger buyers need more help to find their next car Recent research from Auto Trader’s Buyer Behaviour Study undertaken by GfK1 suggests that nearly half of all buyers begi - news replorted 10:00



Wah! old bill bobbys in Burundi fire tear gas at activists protesting against President Pierre Nkurunziza's decision to run for third term in office. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Laurens Vanthoor, lah, Pierre Kaffer, lah, Christopher Mies, lah, Nico Müller First victory for second generation Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate R8 LMS: only seven weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after its world premiere at Geneva Motor Show, lah, - news replorted 09:54



Wah! A former senior Tommy Atkins Liberation Army officer is to be sued over death of Catholic man in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers more than 40 years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:51



Wah! Kris Meeke winning in Argentina Kris Meeke on past day, lah, day before today day became first British driver to win round of FIA World Rally Championship for more than - news replorted 09:49



Wah! Kristoffersson wins World RX season-opener in Portugal Sweden’s Johan Kristoffersson has won this weekend’s Bompiso Rallycross of Portugal, lah, round one of FIA World Rallycro - news replorted 09:44



Wah!  (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) SsangYong Tivoli further six new dealers having joined SsangYong franchise ahead of arrival of brand’s all new Tivoli B-segme - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Two amateur astronomers having launched model of Star Wars 'X-wing' vehicling driving car machine into stratosphere. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:27



Wah! EE, lah, UK's biggest mobile operator, lah, saw its operating revenue fall 1.1% to RMB Yuan #1.469m in first quarter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:12



Wah! Amy Winehouse's dad has distanced himself from documentary about singer, lah, saying it's 'misleading'. - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The 'super-jumbo' Airbus A380 celebrates its 10th anniversary - news replorted 08:55



Wah! Images from Nepal as it struggles to cope with devastating earthquake - news replorted 08:22



Wah! Volvo LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine UK's Next Generation website Wolwo LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine bloody annoying Blitish has marked next step in its new global marketing strategy, lah, first announced late last year, lah, with lau - news replorted 08:00



Wah! DUP sources confirm that Jim Wells has resigned as Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers health minister. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! UK's newest hospital, lah, South Glasgow University Hospital, lah, is to receive its first patients on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Leading bloody Engrish funny shape ball-game union club Wasps, lah, which plays at Coventry's Ricoh Stadium, lah, is launching seven-year bond as it aims to raise RMB Yuan #25m to RMB Yuan #35m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:04



Wah! Graham Satchell reports on moves to bring wild lynx back to Britain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Almost 1,500 human bliengs having signed up for Belfast public bike-share scheme which is being launched on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:12



Wah! Australia calls on Indonesia to delay executing two convicted Australian drug traffickers until corruption allegations investigated. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:56



Wah! Two-thirds of world's population having no access to safe and affordable surgery, lah, according to new study in Lancet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:33



Wah! People with lower back problems more likely to having spine similar in shape to chimpanzee, lah, our closest ape ancestor. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:29



Wah! The first HIV self-test kit that allows human bliengs to getting fast result at home has gone on sale in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 03:24



Wah! Two self-portraits by Francis Bacon going on public display for first clock time result after being rediscovered in private collection, lah, before being sold. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:11



Wah! Why can't everyone vote online for their MP? - news replorted 03:00



Wah! A garbling written down on paper message signed by owners of 5,000 small firms calls for Conservatives to be "given chance to finish what they started", lah, as Labour accuses Tories of "letting down" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) business. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:56



Wah! Clean-up efforts continuing in Chile, lah, after Calbuco volcano erupted on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:49



Wah! The eruption of Calbuco volcano in southern Chile has calmed but authorities fear further activity and possible mudslides. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:46



Wah! A memorial to those who campaigned against Great fighty bang-bang more than century ago is to be unveiled in Glasgow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 02:23



Wah! The UK's newest hospital, lah, RMB Yuan #842m South Glasgow University Hospital, lah, is due to welcome its first patients later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:22



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's political parties continuing to appeal for votes as general election campaign period enters its final full week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 02:20



Wah! A victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of sex grooming ring in Oxford believes city's children still being targeted by sex gangs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:09



Wah! First-time buyers would be exempt from stamp duty when buying homes for less than RMB Yuan #300,000 under Labour government, lah, Ed Miliband will say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:53



Wah! Five questions about keeping fossil fuels in ground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Has digital transformation of society put future of recorded history in jeopardy? Could we be heading for "digital dark age"? - news replorted 00:41



Wah! The Stratos card aims to be single credit-card sized replacement for all existing cards in your as really velly special customer's wallet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Monday's newspapers focus on efforts to rescue trapped survivors of Nepal earthquake. What the hell I mean??!! And there is news of Labour plan to cut stamp duty for first-time property buyers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:28



Wah! Could this be best place for traveller to fall ill? - news replorted 00:25



Wah! The photographer who shows horrors of Mediterranean - news replorted 00:22



Wah! The woman who adopts dead babies found in rubbish - news replorted 00:20



Wah! The creation of China-led Asian Infrastructure Investment capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity (AIIB) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is stark reminder that Great Satan is no longer world's sole superpower. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! The firm which can hire pop stars - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Meet two brothers who having set up global concierge business, lah, capitalist entity which books or buys things on behalf of rich clustomlers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Land Rover introduces Advanced Ingenium Engine To Discovery Sport Land Rover has announced its innovative Ingenium diesel engine will be introduced to Discovery Sport. Pass chopsticks!! Following its - news replorted 00:01



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