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Car and Vehicle leasing is the leasing of the use of a motor vehicle for a fixed or indefinite period of time. It is commonly offered by dealers as an alternative to car or vehicle purchase. The key difference in a lease is that after the lease expires, the lessee must return the car or vehicle to the dealer or buy it.

Rationale:
Car Leasing offers advantages to both buyers and sellers. For the buyer, lease payments will usually be lower than payments on a car loan would be and qualification is usually easier. Some consumers may prefer leasing as it allows them to simply return a car and select a new model when the lease expires, allowing a consumer to drive a new vehicle every few years without the responsibility of selling the old vehicles. A lessee does not have to worry about the future value of the car or vehicle, while a vehicle owner does.

For the leasor, leasing generates income from a vehicle the leasor still owns and will be able to sell or lease again once the original lease has expired. As consumers will typically use a leased vehicle for a shorter period of time than one they buy outright, leasing may generate repeat customers more quickly, which may fit into various aspects of a dealer\'s business model.

Lease agreement:
Lease agreements typically stipulate an early termination fee and limit the number of miles a lessee can drive (for passenger cars, a common number is 10,000 to 15,000 miles per year of the lease). If the mileage allowance is exceeded, fees may apply. Dealers will typically allow a lessee to negotiate a higher mileage allowance, for a higher lease payment. Car Lease agreements usually specify how much wear on the vehicle is allowable, and the lessee may face a fee if that amount of wear has been exceeded.

The actual car lease payments are calculated very similarly to the way loan payments are, but instead of an APR, the company uses something called the money factor.

At the end of a lease term, the leasee must either return the car or vehicle to the owner or purchase it. The end of lease price is usually agreed upon when the lease is signed.
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Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £16/wk
Flat Paint
Nissan Pixo
Treeco2:103g BFuel64mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Customer Letter READ; 1 C3 (old shape) letter!
Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: N/A
Flat Paint
Citroen C3 (old shape)
No environmental data available, yet - Ling
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 2 2 letters!     
Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £19/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Mazda 2
Treeco2:125g DFuel54mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Customer Letter READ; 12 Fabia letters!     
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £17/wk
Flat Paint
Skoda Fabia
Treeco2:120g CFuel61mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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NEW Nissan Pixo
1.0 12v (68bhp) Visia Hatchback 5dr 996cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£119.23Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =74902
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1.1 i 8v (61bhp) First Hatchback 5dr 1124cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£139.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =76520
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1.3 16v (73bhp) TS (ac) Hatchback 3dr 1349cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£148.00Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =72345
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1.4 TDi (80bhp) *1* Hatchback 5dr 1422cc

3+23 = 2 yr rent
£148.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =76016
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"I would recommend LINGsCARS to anyone" - Neil Thomson, SS2 6XZ  ...1497 letters HERE
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Customer Letter READ; 46 Fiesta letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £15/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Ford Fiesta
Treeco2:110g BFuel67mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Customer Letter READ; 46 Fiesta letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £15/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Ford Fiesta
Treeco2:110g BFuel67mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Customer Letter READ; 39 Astra Sport Hatch letters!
Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: N/A
Free Metallic Paint
Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch
No environmental data available, yet - Ling
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 46 Fiesta letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £15/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Ford Fiesta
Treeco2:110g BFuel67mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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NEW Ford Fiesta
1.4 TDCi 8v (67bhp) Edge Hatchback 3dr 1399cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£148.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =76722
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1.4 TDCi (67bhp) Titanium Hatchback 3dr 1399cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£158.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =77064
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1.4 (90bhp) Sport Hatchback 3dr 1364cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£164.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =77187
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1.6 TDCi (90bhp) Zetec S Hatchback 3dr 1560cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£174.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =75663
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"Your sales operator Ling, is rude and inconsiderate " - Ann Peters (idiot - Ling), CV5 4RT  ...1497 letters HERE
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Customer Letter READ; 46 Fiesta letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: N/A
Free Metallic Paint
Ford Fiesta
No environmental data available, yet - Ling
No euroNCAP data available
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Customer Letter READ; 39 Astra Sport Hatch letters!
Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: N/A
Free Metallic Paint
Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch
No environmental data available, yet - Ling
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 54 Zafira letters!
Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £26/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Vauxhall Zafira
Treeco2:172g HFuel39mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 3 308 letters!     
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £16/wk
Flat Paint
Peugeot 308
Treeco2:120g CFuel62mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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NEW Ford Fiesta
1.6 TDCi (88bhp) Titanium Hatchback 5dr 1560cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£179.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =71667
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1.4 (90bhp) Sport Hatchback 3dr 1364cc

3+23 = 2 yr rent
£179.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =77188
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1.6 i 16v (103bhp) Exclusiv MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1598cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£194.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =77199
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1.6 HDi (90bhp) SR Hatchback 5dr 1560cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£197.63Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =75665
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"It's refreshing to talk to someone who knows their stuff" - Neil Thomson, SS2 6XZ  ...1497 letters HERE
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Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £21/wk
Flat Paint
Citroen DS3
Treeco2:134g EFuel48mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £29/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Vauxhall Corsa VXR
Treeco2:189g JFuel35mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Customer Letter READ; 1 C4 Coupe letter!
Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £24/wk
Flat Paint
Citroen C4 Coupe
Treeco2:159g GFuel42mpg
euroNCAP
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Customer Letter READ; 39 Astra Sport Hatch letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £20/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch
Treeco2:149g FFuel50mpg
euroNCAP
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NEW Citroen DS3
(New Shape) 1.4 VTi 16v (95bhp) DSign Hatchback 3dr 1398cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£199.97Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =77467
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1.6 T 16v (189bhp) VXR Hatchback 3dr 1598cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£199.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =72515
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1.6 16v (120bhp) LOEB Hatchback 3dr 1587cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£199.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =77377
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1.9 CDTi (120bhp) SRi Ext Pack Hatchback 3dr 1910cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£209.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =71089
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"Thanks for the Chinese ginger sweet, very nice, please send more" - Paul Westow, Ashley's of Frinton  ...1497 letters HERE
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Customer Letter READ; 1 Superb letter!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £18/wk
Flat Paint
Skoda Superb
Treeco2:129g DFuel55mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Customer Letter READ; 4 Astra Twintop letters!
Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £26/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Vauxhall Astra Twintop
Treeco2:177g IFuel38mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Customer Letter READ; 18 Cooper letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £14/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Mini Cooper
Treeco2:104g BFuel72mpg
euroNCAP
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £22/wk
Flat Paint
Skoda Yeti
Treeco2:159g GFuel46mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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NEW Skoda Superb
1.9 TDi (103bhp) Greenline Hatchback 5dr 1796cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£210.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =70583
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1.8 VVT 16v (140bhp) Sport Coupe-Cabriolet 2dr 1796cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£219.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =70277
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1.6 D (108bhp) Hatchback 3dr 1560cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£226.26Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =72481
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2.0 TDI CR 16v (108bhp) SE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1968cc

3+23 = 2 yr rent
£235.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =70582
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"the whole operation getting my Saab 9-3 has been extremely simple" - Mark Humphries, Grove Autos  ...1497 letters HERE
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £21/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Skoda Octavia vRS
Treeco2:150g FFuel49mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Customer Letter READ; 20 Golf letters!     
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £15/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Volkswagen Golf
Treeco2:107g BFuel68mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Customer Letter READ; 1 Mito letter!     
Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £21/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Alfa Romeo Mito
Treeco2:138g EFuel47mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £33/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Vauxhall Astra VXR
Treeco2:221g KFuel30mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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NEW Skoda Octavia vRS
2.0 TDI CR 16v (170bhp) Hatchback 5dr 1968cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£239.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =45901
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1.6 TDI (105bhp) Bluemotion SE [Stop Start] Hatchback 5dr 1598cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£239.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =71666
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1.4 MPI (95bhp) Lusso Hatchback 3dr 1368cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£239.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =77170
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2.0 T 16v (236bhp) Hatchback 3dr 1998cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£244.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =72741
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"Thank you for being so passionate about your business" - Rob Baker, OX16 9NR  ...1497 letters HERE
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Customer Letter READ; 11 Captiva letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £27/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Chevrolet Captiva
Treeco2:197g JFuel38mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Customer Letter READ; 9 Prius letters!     
Fuel Cost
Petrol cost: £14/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Toyota Prius
Treeco2:89g AFuel72mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Customer Letter READ; 1 A3 Cabriolet letter!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: N/A
Flat Paint
Audi A3 Cabriolet
No environmental data available, yet - Ling
No euroNCAP data available
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Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: N/A
Flat Paint
Skoda Superb Estate
No environmental data available, yet - Ling
No euroNCAP data available
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NEW Chevrolet Captiva
2.0 CDTi (148bhp) LT 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 1991cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£259.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =77160
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1.8 VVT-i (97bhp) T3 Hatchback 5dr 1798cc
Auto
3+35 = 3 yr rent
£262.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =68663
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1.6 TDi 16v (105bhp) Technik Convertible 2dr 1598cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£264.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =77376
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2.0 TDI CR (140bhp) S Estate 5dr 1968cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£271.74Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =77181
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"Great deals and very smooth transactions" - Tim Bell, Lemon Printing Company  ...1497 letters HERE
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Customer Letter READ; 11 Mondeo letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £21/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Ford Mondeo
Treeco2:156g GFuel47mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Customer Letter READ; 11 Captiva letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £27/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Chevrolet Captiva
Treeco2:197g JFuel38mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Customer Letter READ; 11 A4 Saloon letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £17/wk
Flat Paint
Audi A4 Saloon
Treeco2:120g CFuel61mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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Customer Letter READ; 10 Freelander 2 letters!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £27/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Land Rover Freelander 2
Treeco2:194g JFuel37mpg
euroNCAP
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NEW Ford Mondeo
2.0 TDCi (138bhp) Edge Hatchback 5dr 1997cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£274.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =77147
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2.0 CDTi (148bhp) LTX 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 1991cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£285.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =77162
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2.0 TDie 16v (134bhp) SE [Start Stop] Saloon 4dr 1968cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£295.26Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =77171
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2.2 TD4 (158bhp) S 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2179cc

3+35 = 3 yr rent
£306.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =76299
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"1st Class service on arranging the SAAB 9-3 lease deal" - David Green, Chapman Green Accountants  ...1497 letters HERE
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Customer Letter READ; 1 M-Class letter!
Fuel Cost
Diesel cost: £33/wk
Free Metallic Paint
Mercedes M-Class
Treeco2:246g LFuel31mpg
No euroNCAP data available
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NEW Mercedes M-Class
3.0 CDI BlueEFFICIENCY 24v (187bhp) ML300 CDI Sport 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2987cc
Auto
3+35 = 3 yr rent
£509.99Cheap Lease Cars for Hire
per month +VAT
Deal ID =77504
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"I am son of the late Head of State, General Sanni Abacha" - Dr Alhaji Mohammed Abacha, Nigeria  ...1497 letters HERE
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CAR-U-LIKE-ATOR

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Request car lease Quote

Fill in my quote request form and I'll do my best to find a cheap car to match your requirement!

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Leasing Price List

I have over 500 lease cars on my price list. View it here (it may be easier to print onto paper)!

Top 20 Lease Cars

View my Top Of The Pops and see which leasing cars are the current best sellers. This may inspire you!

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Live Chat

If all else fails contact me during office hours for an online chat about your car.


...how it works!


1) Choose a car to lease or get a quote


2) Fill in online car leasing proposal form


3) Get accepted for contract hire finance


4) Sign a lease order form


5) Complete posted documents


6) Take lease delivery, like Chinese takeaway


7) Drive and show off & impress stupid friends


8) After a few years, order a new lease car or walk away... you have no commitment!

PEOPLE OF BRITAIN
...you can trust me,
I AM LING!
      

            
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Response times above based on last 4 hour period between
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Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am
- Ling


THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!

The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
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Gateshead, NE11 9NE
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Fax 0870 486 1130
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I prefer email to phone - Ling
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My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Get a Trunk Monkey!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Who is Da Boss? Me!
Ling THE BOSS!
LINGsCARS.com is owned and operated by Ling Valentine.
I'm da boss!
Any problems, you can call me, OK?


Proposal
Cheap Car Complete a proposal form here. Fill in the details online or paper, with no commitment, and your new car is one step closer!

I am Ling!
Contract Cars
Who is Clarkson?
Who is Jeremy
Clarkson?

I exterminate!
I test drive cars myself to give you idea of quality and speed.
Who needs
Top Gear
when you have
Chop Gear?
Hahaha!

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Rude Radio!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Not sponsored by


...don't do lease cars, but if they did, they would be done like this - Ling

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Pimp my VW Golf!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Tax
Car Contracts Every car gets FULL road tax for the whole contract term. This saves you up to £165 per year, or £495 on a 3-year contract!

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Bouncy Jeep advert!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Cost vs Fags
New Lease Cars Compare the daily cost of your prospective car to a packet of cigs. Easily work out the REAL cost of your new contract hire car! COOL!


Intent
Contract Hire And Leasing Ling's mantra. Power and cars to the people in the struggle against Tony Blair, petrol prices and repression! Click here for statement.


Warranty
Warranty All my contract hire cars come with the FULL manufacturer's warranty. So you'll have no repair bills!

JUST FOR FUN!
I research and publish a full Chinese Car Guide. Full facts and figures! Interesting reading. Hope you enjoy! - Ling

Sidebar Fuel LINGsCARS is the ONLY new car supplier to display and promote environmental info for ALL new cars, on the web!
- Ling

Who is Da Boss? Me!
Ling THE BOSS!
LINGsCARS.com is owned and operated by Ling Valentine.
I'm da boss!
Any problems, you can call me, OK?

Breakdown
Breakdown Every brand new car has breakdown cover. This means no roadside repair bills for your contract hire car!


Play my briliant motoring quiz!

Can Am Spyder
Are you a complete mentalist?
...get a Can Am Spyder!
Ferrari eater!
0-60 in 4 secs

Can Am Quads too!
Would suit my customers!

LUNATIC FUN!
- Ling
Can Am Spyder - WAH!
£12,929 OTR
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3-wheels, 1000cc V-Twin, 4 brains

Thanks for taking the time to look at my headline cars. Please note I can quote on any car on Contract Hire, PCP, or any Lease Cars or Lease Hire. In fact I can supply any kind of car leasing. Leasing is a very general term. However, Contract Hire and PCP are by far my favourite products and my customers' favourite products too! The rest can be a little confusing although in a few (business) cases can be appropriate.
I publish all the best and cheapest deals I can source, above; so most bespoke quotes will by their nature be slightly more expensive. - Ling
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