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Car and Vehicle leasing is the leasing of the use of a motor vehicle for a fixed or indefinite period of time. It is commonly offered by dealers as an alternative to car or vehicle purchase. The key difference in a lease is that after the lease expires, the lessee must return the car or vehicle to the dealer or buy it.

Rationale:
Car Leasing offers advantages to both buyers and sellers. For the buyer, lease payments will usually be lower than payments on a car loan would be and qualification is usually easier. Some consumers may prefer leasing as it allows them to simply return a car and select a new model when the lease expires, allowing a consumer to drive a new vehicle every few years without the responsibility of selling the old vehicles. A lessee does not have to worry about the future value of the car or vehicle, while a vehicle owner does.

For the leasor, leasing generates income from a vehicle the leasor still owns and will be able to sell or lease again once the original lease has expired. As consumers will typically use a leased vehicle for a shorter period of time than one they buy outright, leasing may generate repeat customers more quickly, which may fit into various aspects of a dealer\'s business model.

Lease agreement:
Lease agreements typically stipulate an early termination fee and limit the number of miles a lessee can drive (for passenger cars, a common number is 10,000 to 15,000 miles per year of the lease). If the mileage allowance is exceeded, fees may apply. Dealers will typically allow a lessee to negotiate a higher mileage allowance, for a higher lease payment. Car Lease agreements usually specify how much wear on the vehicle is allowable, and the lessee may face a fee if that amount of wear has been exceeded.

The actual car lease payments are calculated very similarly to the way loan payments are, but instead of an APR, the company uses something called the money factor.

At the end of a lease term, the leasee must either return the car or vehicle to the owner or purchase it. The end of lease price is usually agreed upon when the lease is signed.
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3+17 i 18 mth lease
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£130.42
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£7.42 per day
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£141.17
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£7.81 per day
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£146.17
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£8.14 per day
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3+35 i 3 year lease
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£152.84
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£7.99 per day
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£9.36 per day
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£184.00
per month +VAT
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£8.65 per day
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£184.02
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£8.56 per day
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£184.46
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£9.69 per day
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£193.00
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£8.96 per day
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3+35 i 3 year lease
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£198.35
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£9.11 per day
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£224.99
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3+17 i 18 mth lease
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£226.44
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£235.08
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£11.64 per day
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3+11 i 1 year lease
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£240.00
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£12.01 per day
counting tyres, tax,
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Tree co2:149g  FF  Fuel44mpg
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3+23 i 2 year lease
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£245.41
per month +VAT
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£12.20 per day
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£270.58
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£12.13 per day
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£281.92
per month +VAT
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£12.85 per day
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3+35 i 3 year lease
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£285.00
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£292.37
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£295.53
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£12.60 per day
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3+47 i 4 year lease
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£301.13
per month +VAT
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£13.18 per day
counting tyres, tax,
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3+35 i 3 year lease
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£312.00
per month +VAT
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£13.61 per day
counting tyres, tax,
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3+47 i 4 year lease
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£328.49
per month +VAT
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£13.92 per day
counting tyres, tax,
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Tree co2:184g  II  Fuel40mpg
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3+11 i 1 year lease
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£351.43
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£16.72 per day
counting tyres, tax,
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3+47 i 4 year lease
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£480.00
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£20.44 per day
counting tyres, tax,
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3+35 i 3 year lease
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£556.30
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£23.38 per day
counting tyres, tax,
diesel and servicing
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Wah! The planned takeover of Aer Lingus is to be discussed by Irish government at cabinet meeting later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:05



Wah! A major review into how Northern Ireland's health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service is being run is due to be published later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:58



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs's natural environment is in decline and its deterioration is harming economy, lah, independent advisory group warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:54



Wah! Tomas Berdych ends 17-match losing streak against Rafael Nadal as bloody man beats Spaniard to reach Australian Open semi-finals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:48



Wah! New York City and other areas in north-east Great Satan having shut down ahead of snowstorm that could dump as much as 90cm (36ins) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! of snow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 04:34



Wah! Australia's national carrier Qantas will axe fuel surcharges on international ticket prices, lah, but will raise base air fares to compensate for cut. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:31



Wah! Dramatic footage has been released of moment pilot, lah, whose plane was running out of fuel, lah, survived ditching in ocean off Hawaii on Sunday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:22



Wah! Australian media express scorn and bewilderment over PM Tony Abbott's decision to award knighthood to Prince Philip, lah, Duke of Edinburgh. - news replorted 04:12



Wah! Maria Sharapova beats seventh seed Eugenie Bouchard in straight sets to set up all-Russian Australian Open semi-final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 04:00



Wah! South Korea's first Olympic swimming gold medallist Park Tae-hwan fails doping test, lah, with male gender human bleing's management blaming chiropractic injection. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:59



Wah! There is no clear evidence to show that "academies raise standards overall", lah, says report from Education Select Committee into Province of Engrish running-dogs's school system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:17



Wah! Leading firms will offer school-leavers more opportunities as graduate jobs market picks up, lah, survey suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:13



Wah! It is unrealistic to expect Greece to repay its huge debt in full, lah, spokesman for Syriza - which won Sunday's election - tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 03:01



Wah! Following liberation of Auschwitz 70 years ago, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News explores what Allies discovered at camps and what remains of site today. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:40



Wah! Much uncertainty surrounds coming General Election - just as it did in Febliurary 1974, lah, says Julia Langdon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:32



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama is due to hold town hall-style meeting with young Indians in Delhi on final day of male gender human bleing's relationship-boosting visit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:26



Wah! The recent attacks in Paris underline continuing relevance of symbolism of Auschwitz, lah, says Caroline Wyatt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:15



Wah! Tens of thousands take part in marches in Mexico City to demand full investigation into disappearance of 43 students four months ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:40



Wah! Non-emergency vehicling driving car machines having been banned on New York City's 6,000 miles of roads after 23:00 local clock time result ahead of what'ex expected to be serious snowstorm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:31



Wah! Why lip-syncing app Dubsmash went viral - news replorted 01:21



Wah! The human bliengs who choose to work in giant tunnels - news replorted 01:11



Wah! A man is jailed, lah, along with male gender human bleing's friend, lah, for injuring male gender human bleing's own grandfather in order (piece of paper signee upee) to steal ÂRMB Yuan #4,000 from safe to spend at strip club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 00:59



Wah! Oxfam calls for multi-million dollar 'Marshall Plan' to help West African countries worst affected by Ebola recover from crisis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:50



Wah! Two general elections occupy front pages as papers look ahead to UK's poll and back to one in Greece. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:32



Wah! The Podemos party in Spain is anti-austerity and pro-democracy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:31



Wah! Cocktail parties in care homes help human bliengs relive younger years - news replorted 00:14



Wah! How young survivor's drawings helped bring Holocaust to life - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Finding new job after hanging up tennis racquet - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Syriza's election victory in Greece raises some difficult questions for other countries using currency and for European institutions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Water everywhere in Malawi and not drop to drink - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Menachem Bodner is one of many Holocaust survivors searching for relatives 70 years on. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Victims of crime (shoud shoot them) in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep still being let down by justice system, lah, says independent review by Victims' Commissioner Baroness Newlove. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The woman who left Germany for gorge on Chechen border - news replorted 00:04



Wah! How to build world's tallest lift - news replorted 00:01



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's largest hospital is due to be officially handed over to NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Greater Glasgow and Clyde. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Lance Armstrong is unimpressed with Brian Cookson's start as UCI boss but is sorry today's riders must keep answering drugs questions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Families with young children and poorer households having been worst affected by government changes to tax and benefits, lah, according to new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:00



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